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$9?! Yeah you git ripped off, hope you kept the receipt pal r/sarcasm
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eczf8we
Entire new coaching philosophy is needed. Enough wasted possessions, contested iso mid-range jumpers with 15 seconds left on the shot clock and terrible 3pt defense.
[ 4 ]
ee3petp
Why would there be? HOTS heroes always have been and always will be BLIZZARD heroes, not Activision
[ 7 ]
edrbe1f
That's true, but you see, one man can really make a difference. [NAME] I loved the movie
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ed9496a
My bf uses profanity, and I don't care. There's no reason for misogyny though.
[ 10 ]
edx3pr6
thank you, i dont get whats so hard to come to such an easy solution honestly
[ 15 ]
edjxsv9
lmao dana just like "i fucking hate my nephew"
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eeiayw5
this is less tabletop horror more... regular horror do you know how he's doing now?
[ 27 ]
edyn3dr
We're going to return to [NAME] and [NAME] being bffs again and talking shit about [NAME] or some other random shit.
[ 3 ]
ef21kvg
Keep yourself occupied go play videogames or something that really occupies your attention
[ 5 ]
edfsdh9
It is so good to hear from you. Stay safe!
[ 5 ]
edne6fu
Best! Episode! Ever! There is like a joke every 20 seconds.
[ 17 ]
ef5supc
"That's all folks" Insert looney tunes outro
[ 27 ]
efatw71
That's a great dream. I love how your inner voice of him came out. It feels right on.
[ 0, 18 ]
ee9sbwt
Your husband isn’t at all worried about your reputation since he’s the one who spread the lie. Something to think about
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ef76vdw
Why didn’t she celebrate, she redirected that one in!!
[ 27 ]
efesnqj
Thank you for the correction. I'll make sure to be careful of that in the future.
[ 15 ]
eelyw7k
I wouldn't volunteer a second honestly. That weather is not worth it, and neither are your coworkers.
[ 10 ]
efbrtr0
I noticed this while watching it and cracked up... it was so cringey! It was after they watched their wedding montages.
[ 12, 22 ]
eebyrp0
Mexico's or USA?
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edy677w
Perhaps the person who named it didn't understand the meaning of masala? Technically the Tikka itself is marinaded in a garam masala.
[ 27 ]
edasad0
Welp these were my happy tears of the days. :’)
[ 17 ]
edfdns5
Bold of you to assume just about everyone here wouldn't do this for you, you absolute gem
[ 0 ]
edxmdy2
Just walk ahead of everyone and be the leader
[ 27 ]
edlbuqh
Thanks everybody!
[ 15 ]
eem5flf
Thank you!!
[ 15 ]
ef5srab
I always thought the swat was trash because I was looking at the MP TTK and only did I realise recently that MP guns and BO guns handle differently
[ 22 ]
ee3jnk1
This reply made me giggle. Sorry you got hit by a moron! Hope your car is repairable!
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edi2lui
TOOLS! I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!!
[ 27 ]
eevhufz
I wanted a friend. I guess that's too much to ask.
[ 27 ]
edi2mhf
Wow, I wasnt expecting that to be a real sub lol that's awesome
[ 0 ]
ef5tttd
Bring back [NAME] and [NAME] or Admin 2: Electric Boogaloo will be non existent
[ 27 ]
eesxk8u
I meant to say provincial ban on smoking in it not law yet?
[ 6 ]
edb6aq2
Haha, that's terrifying
[ 1 ]
eet131x
Yep...and they regret it. I hope you stay together!
[ 20 ]
ef4trch
[NAME] wants his jokic nipple back. He must suckle
[ 27 ]
eei5let
I’m rooting so hard for [NAME]. You can do it, [NAME]!
[ 27 ]
ee8ovws
Heh, U.S. only has a partial government right now :/
[ 25, 27 ]
edx9vbb
Listen to it while you're sad
[ 5 ]
edrjejz
They want to live like ordinary [NAME] and the superior suburban mainstream way of life, not like a bunch of downtown elitists.
[ 27 ]
eeg5nb4
I did. He wasn't. Y'all lost. Keep living in the past tho.
[ 27 ]
edcmmgh
Exactly. I forget what the "killed per year in a school shooting" figure is but it's shockingly low.
[ 4, 26 ]
eeyh5lm
Win the information war, freedom fighter.
[ 27 ]
eezffba
TYT is a gossip shitpost panel for race baiting idiots. By race baiting idiots.
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edg81eo
Thats nice to hear, glad I could help.
[ 17, 20 ]
eeedg85
All of it
[ 27 ]
eeore5o
That's false
[ 10 ]
ed61u1q
I'm tired i'm wasted I LOVE YOU DARLING.
[ 18 ]
edai2wl
I'm so sorry. You can do this. Just remember YOU are a person who is worthy of love and respect.
[ 0, 5 ]
eesb2bo
I think you're missing a /s
[ 27 ]
een947o
If I haven’t told you lately...I love you and you are my hero. ❤️❤️❤️
[ 18 ]
efaolh4
Put some respect on the name of my boy [NAME].
[ 27 ]
edb99p0
Oooh that's so sweet,she sounds like a good and caring mother. Does your dad know?
[ 0 ]
eek01sl
Quoth the [NAME], "I didn't do it!"
[ 27 ]
eeeagif
Love this - beautiful penmanship
[ 0 ]
eewh2jo
Same, actually. Funny, just saw him in a local video doing the same bit.
[ 1 ]
ed3rwh7
[NAME] still looks him off unfortunately but he made a three
[ 27 ]
edexrjz
Neither does she because her lips are too large to talk
[ 27 ]
ed5rrsj
LOL men don't have feelings ;)
[ 1 ]
ee35siv
my heart melted omg [NAME]
[ 18 ]
edlik8v
This game is actually worse than I was anticipating and I knew it was gonna be bad
[ 11 ]
edv7lh0
Yeah Yeah Yeah! Im still Standing Yeah Yeah Yeah!
[ 27 ]
ed90jwk
Bro, it's only game, why you heff to be mad?
[ 27 ]
edjxc3w
If only someone would love the septuple-PhD in the galaxy for her mind.lol
[ 1 ]
eediukq
Livin life on the edge man
[ 27 ]
eczwv6r
Ugh I know it's wishful thinking but I'm praying to mayor [NAME] for a DC gov closure
[ 5, 8 ]
ee0ei8x
Let him goooo
[ 27 ]
ef21v4n
It's showtime!!
[ 13 ]
ee366rp
Those dont seem exclusive....try both
[ 27 ]
eeojx3m
Lol what are the odds, I’m also 6ft 1in around the 160s but I’m only 16 years old though
[ 1 ]
eduk0ha
Seriously? Where the fuck did that sink come from?
[ 6, 7 ]
ed23ex1
I’m so sorry you are going through this. Sounds like an awful experience.
[ 25 ]
edh0xyq
[NAME] has an amazing track record. I think some people forget how innovative and unpredictable the [NAME] era offense was.
[ 0 ]
edtsmqe
banned from the show floor - second sentence. It’s in all the sources I’ve come across.
[ 27 ]
edyfweh
Finally, one win for the war on drugs!
[ 17 ]
efeivql
Hi, I'm [NAME].
[ 27 ]
edyxcte
Nah man, name the kid the entire Bee Movie script
[ 27 ]
edlpfm7
And both are women... His lineage exists because of two foreign women. Take that in.
[ 27 ]
ee5kg1m
Agreed, if you think about the animals it's sad. If you think about zerocarbers' blood profiles it gets amusing.
[ 4 ]
edx1jdy
Hi, I just fix it, I just had to clear the cookies
[ 4 ]
edoh6mk
This is the most adorable thing I've been made aware of. Possibly ever. You are being super sweet.
[ 0 ]
ef7kl8s
Thats fine as long as the creative director is still there.... Though the talent will be missed
[ 4 ]
edgpl3f
Thanks for your recommendation! My guy loves board games and those sound like they'd scratch our itches.
[ 15 ]
ee7dpfz
Yep... I'd vote to oust these mavericks as well!
[ 4 ]
ed5vrtj
She could and should pursue modeling! It seemed like every time she was on screen, my sister and I were saying how effortlessly beautiful she is!!
[ 0 ]
ee3ry1n
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their armpits.
[ 27 ]
eec6ocr
I saw that [NAME] page was already updated with head coach of AZ as well.
[ 27 ]
edlxy2l
Well, what I meant was that many people, myself included, consider masturbation to be immoral, regardless of its health benefits or harms.
[ 27 ]
eejyd9b
Thanks man, likewise for you
[ 15 ]
edfxi3j
You've been checking in on all us 3.8 billion females? That's impressive.
[ 0 ]
eejkco6
I just worked 6 hrs today and already hate it lol work just sucks. I'm not sure how other people do it.
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ef8jhor
Does this really work? Any one else try this yet? I'm surprised I've never heard of this before thank you.
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edzjggz
I’m *BEGGING* that they get it right by the time [NAME] shows up.
[ 8 ]
eejobug
If you have bo toleramce you could feel it for a day
[ 5 ]
efea050
i want my nuggs mom!
[ 8 ]
eewmnzl
Comments like this needs a Not Safe For Coffee tag.
[ 27 ]
eelfya9
Weeks a year.
[ 27 ]
ef8s0a3
I suppose. It was just weird how they went on a NASCAR tangent for like 3 minutes lol.
[ 11 ]
eeti4kk
This sounds encouraging. I hope they get lots of support from the public.
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edxcvjd
The people who say "He/she doesn't owe you an explanation" have a skewed perception in my opinion and may even be people who enable such behavior.
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efgph4f