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A K9 unit was killed in Duluth, MN yesterday. The handler was shot as well, but survived. It was a domestic.
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ee1exdh
Ya got a good life... *ya got a good life...*
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eddq2w7
Wait, you have friends that love you? You're gonna be okay dude. I promise.
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eeza80x
Nice try, bot!
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ee4ocki
p.s. make sure to pay your tithing, and GENEROUS offerings, which all totally go to help the poor.
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edq4sfx
Reddit culture is truly the worst.
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ed2h762
Let people be into things you don’t understand.
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edq27e6
Yeah, I'd rather have Butch than NBC
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ed6x3fe
Can’t say I’d have a problem with [NAME] getting his head stomped into a kerb.
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eehev8l
[NAME] promotes [NAME]. She is now [NAME].
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eer6e8i
Yea true , it sucks that theater mode doesn’t work its broken as hell in this game
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eetyj22
No it’s not, I can give you multiple examples of cops getting physically assaulted and not even using their guns. Stop lying.
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edmfp4y
2 losses to 1 loss, hmmmm seems we should be above them
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eeshi8n
After dating 2 of them, I can say I fully agree.
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edgg70a
No pick and roll, this is a nightmare without [NAME] and with [NAME]
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ef84q0p
Sadly it happens randomly and I wouldn't want to lie to someone for money if the thoughts didn't appear.
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ef7tdmb
Man.. all I know is if I’m with a girl and she whips out a condom from her FUCKING SHOE it’s a no from me dog
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eeglovz
It's wonderful and gives me happy happy feels
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efh7l5u
A lawyer is not going to disclose anything to random users, you guys are delusional
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ef842wc
I like this template, it makes me happy.
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ef85zca
Thank you! [NAME] is a character that means a lot to me, and it makes me happy that you like my portrayal of her.
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efd098n
Only thing TO know is that this motherfucker is obviously living his best birdy life and good for him. Fly high little buddy, fly high.
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edm1wb0
Seriously. Where I’m from it’s Heinz or excommunication.
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efh5ume
More like trash ass link. Wtf is “Apple Music”, probably some shitty limewire ripoff.
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efeaelf
> Portland seems awesome from the outside, not so much once you're there. big fax here folks
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eebaud2
There is nothing more statist than socialized and compulsory education. They subsist on violence and perpetuate violence. These people are the clergy of the state.
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ee2v2lp
Is anyone else really sad about how much plastic surgery she's had? I guess [NAME] self esteem issues werent that much of an act
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edss88p
I've heard of alligator boots, but I always thought that meant something else.
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efbphaf
Ahhhh fond memories
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eea2pi2
The fact that they didn't double up on gronk on any key plays tells me they weren't playing against NE strength.
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eemp6dx
Have to stay positive! I AM getting a new job I love in the field I want to work in!
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ednutpz
Ahhh, a DM Of The Rings fan I see!
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eeqpx9m
Oh, you thought I was referencing you ... you may well be right.
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ed1shih
Yes but iy also makes complete sense that morty woild want it gone too, so i hate how he instantly assumes it was rick
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ed7z0c6
I have that problem myself sometimes.
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ee1tnj9
[NAME] is a cute woman, A Shyster, but cute.
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edv8qj9
And I've no monkeys left.... Sorry man
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efdctt3
I’d imagine so.
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ed1b1eb
I dont think she knows that once your body runs out of fat it starts eating your muscles and organs.
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eff7zuv
Sounds painful man
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eezn88w
The sound ISN'T mixed terribly like in high school kids and a nice taxidermised bear in the USA, a beautiful day!".
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ee6wv74
Is that the cobbler in the background of the family portrait? This is great.
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ee7csfu
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result
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ef35wjv
my computer is a potato but im just curious how do i check for memory leaks on a mac? i lag on a lot of games
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eebhuca
Thank you for the kind words, that's very sweet.
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edaxn4z
Yeah, right. [NAME] can marry [NAME] for that matter, as it seems only his genius is keeping her on the throne.
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edghjfx
As a kid, I was way more excited to see the [NAME] truck.
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eeqpmad
Hallelujah!!!!!
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edpoop5
Right? I was kind of hoping [NAME] would get to take a crack at it.
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ee2fnsa
You're right!
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edv0w3k
Input: Drink candle. NPC: You don't want to get wax in your mouth, do you? Input: Maybe I do, NPC.
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ee970tf
Sub... chill... I see what you did there...
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eeqeoxy
It's not exactly hard to keep track.
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edfxp6s
The very best they could do was the uranium one unscandal, which even [NAME] had too much dignity to touch.
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ed6a4gy
This probably not a good file to keep on your phone if you are accessing this from within...
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efcrnsj
Middle guy doesn't look to fit to me. Looks like me, too many pounds.
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edx1chy
FBI open up
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edxgtnm
Honestly, Queen kinda sucks. Obvious they were ripping off My Chemical Romance.
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eeprdjp
Yes, I wouldn't have said it if it weren't true lol. It's owned by InBev which is a Belgian company.
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edfzex9
And [NAME] himself wrote a tearful, pissy PM to the commenter
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ef16x21
my parents got engaged in the courtyard of [NAME] back in the 70s
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efc5p41
I remember being three years old and feeling mortified and frustrated that my preschool teacher and classmates were freely dancing to ridiculous music.
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eff5uct
Yes, please do. I'd appreciate any help.
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eeqv4yx
No. We wouldn’t have enough room to play them all and each of them would add like 10-15 mill in luxury tax. EACH.
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edhlqq8
This sub is turning into r/childfree so fast. I actually love kids and want to adopt someday. I want to mod this sub smh
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edc2p93
I was so scared, I thought the kid was going to backpedal into a street.
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edrndcp
Scars do not fade after 2 weeks. Its gonna take a few months. I've got some nasty scars too girl I feel your pain
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eeohvuu
Check kids for lice!
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ed9fnqh
Hope she can do twice a week, that ought to be persuasive.
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eeibzrz
You're thinking of the mirror universe from Star Trek, not [NAME]. Easy mistake to make, I guess.
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ed343cu
Yes, you are a lucky man. Treat her well, for the rest of your life.
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ef4k8a4
Thanks for the advice, i appreciate it.
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edk172r
I would love if a double amputee walked in and have watched as they decline the poor fellar service
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ed0dw0n
You are disregarding that the Iran hostage crisis happened just years early. Iran was public enemy number 2, second only to the Soviets.
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eeaz423
Apologies. My point still stands. A .8% lead is an insignificant majority at best. Saying one demograohic is most of the population is a bit misleading
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edbpaxt
Cool it [NAME]
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ed2ypwd
Justice for that horrendous no call
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ed7h5lt
Don't call this baby a jerk It just loves its humans too much
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eeslnfv
I think it says lanef instead of loner
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ef0tcu1
[NAME] also tends to out vote [NAME] in polls in my experience
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edh3oob
Thanks for sharing that info. I'll see how low I can go. Did you do a trade in?
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edrzvs2
Best person available on DL or OL, CB if the two positions mentioned do not justify the pick. Trade back if we miss on all 3.
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eequ02z
I cannot believe a woman in her 30s has never had an orgasm. I would have tried everything on the planet to have one.
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ef9ol7b
I am confusion!
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eeug4uz
[NAME] family must be having a field day there today!
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edcfg3m
I wish she wouldn’t choose [NAME] she can do better but we all know she will
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ef9xnfi
It takes her a week to decide? I highly doubt it. If she was interested she would've agreed immediately.
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ee62s7o
There has to be someone that loves you, you just may not see it right now.
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ed709tq
The frankness of this comment made me giggle
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ed4tkig
I like [NAME], but I'd just rather spend more time with [NAME].
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ef6zwx0
A burned hand teaches best, after that advice about fire goes to the heart.
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edeusbs
It's a perfect loop
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ef9xm5m
Yay let’s get nice and pissed
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eevp3b8
I would be more offended to be served cereal on a plate.
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edpxqi6
Four onions grew into one. I have a pic from when I halved it. I'll post it when I'm not working
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edbmdgn
I'm going to Chicago in a few months. I hear Sbarro's is great for authentic Chicago style pizza.
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eeibba6
Going from [NAME] to [NAME] on the PP is like going from tenderloin to convenience store hotdogs
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eds2252
He's a dumbass, but he is our hot gamer dumbass
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edi6tqm
Apart from the attempted basketball pass he's been great
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edw4p7v
To bad they didn’t SHOOT the low life😡😡😡😡
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ed8rmp5