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A K9 unit was killed in Duluth, MN yesterday. The handler was shot as well, but survived. It was a domestic. | [
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] | ee1exdh |
Ya got a good life... *ya got a good life...* | [
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] | eddq2w7 |
Wait, you have friends that love you? You're gonna be okay dude. I promise. | [
5
] | eeza80x |
Nice try, bot! | [
0
] | ee4ocki |
p.s. make sure to pay your tithing, and GENEROUS offerings, which all totally go to help the poor. | [
27
] | edq4sfx |
Reddit culture is truly the worst. | [
11
] | ed2h762 |
Let people be into things you don’t understand. | [
27
] | edq27e6 |
Yeah, I'd rather have Butch than NBC | [
27
] | ed6x3fe |
Can’t say I’d have a problem with [NAME] getting his head stomped into a kerb. | [
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] | eehev8l |
[NAME] promotes [NAME]. She is now [NAME]. | [
27
] | eer6e8i |
Yea true , it sucks that theater mode doesn’t work its broken as hell in this game | [
3,
9
] | eetyj22 |
No it’s not, I can give you multiple examples of cops getting physically assaulted and not even using their guns. Stop lying. | [
2,
10
] | edmfp4y |
2 losses to 1 loss, hmmmm seems we should be above them | [
27
] | eeshi8n |
After dating 2 of them, I can say I fully agree. | [
20
] | edgg70a |
No pick and roll, this is a nightmare without [NAME] and with [NAME] | [
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] | ef84q0p |
Sadly it happens randomly and I wouldn't want to lie to someone for money if the thoughts didn't appear. | [
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] | ef7tdmb |
Man.. all I know is if I’m with a girl and she whips out a condom from her FUCKING SHOE it’s a no from me dog | [
27
] | eeglovz |
It's wonderful and gives me happy happy feels | [
0,
13
] | efh7l5u |
A lawyer is not going to disclose anything to random users, you guys are delusional | [
10
] | ef842wc |
I like this template, it makes me happy. | [
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] | ef85zca |
Thank you! [NAME] is a character that means a lot to me, and it makes me happy that you like my portrayal of her. | [
15,
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] | efd098n |
Only thing TO know is that this motherfucker is obviously living his best birdy life and good for him. Fly high little buddy, fly high. | [
2
] | edm1wb0 |
Seriously. Where I’m from it’s Heinz or excommunication. | [
27
] | efh5ume |
More like trash ass link. Wtf is “Apple Music”, probably some shitty limewire ripoff. | [
2
] | efeaelf |
> Portland seems awesome from the outside, not so much once you're there. big fax here folks | [
0
] | eebaud2 |
There is nothing more statist than socialized and compulsory education. They subsist on violence and perpetuate violence. These people are the clergy of the state. | [
27
] | ee2v2lp |
Is anyone else really sad about how much plastic surgery she's had? I guess [NAME] self esteem issues werent that much of an act | [
27
] | edss88p |
I've heard of alligator boots, but I always thought that meant something else. | [
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] | efbphaf |
Ahhhh fond memories | [
17
] | eea2pi2 |
The fact that they didn't double up on gronk on any key plays tells me they weren't playing against NE strength. | [
27
] | eemp6dx |
Have to stay positive! I AM getting a new job I love in the field I want to work in! | [
18
] | ednutpz |
Ahhh, a DM Of The Rings fan I see! | [
27
] | eeqpx9m |
Oh, you thought I was referencing you ... you may well be right. | [
27
] | ed1shih |
Yes but iy also makes complete sense that morty woild want it gone too, so i hate how he instantly assumes it was rick | [
2
] | ed7z0c6 |
I have that problem myself sometimes. | [
27
] | ee1tnj9 |
[NAME] is a cute woman, A Shyster, but cute. | [
0
] | edv8qj9 |
And I've no monkeys left.... Sorry man | [
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] | efdctt3 |
I’d imagine so. | [
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] | ed1b1eb |
I dont think she knows that once your body runs out of fat it starts eating your muscles and organs. | [
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] | eff7zuv |
Sounds painful man | [
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] | eezn88w |
The sound ISN'T mixed terribly like in high school kids and a nice taxidermised bear in the USA, a beautiful day!". | [
0
] | ee6wv74 |
Is that the cobbler in the background of the family portrait? This is great. | [
0
] | ee7csfu |
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result | [
27
] | ef35wjv |
my computer is a potato but im just curious how do i check for memory leaks on a mac? i lag on a lot of games | [
7,
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] | eebhuca |
Thank you for the kind words, that's very sweet. | [
0,
15
] | edaxn4z |
Yeah, right. [NAME] can marry [NAME] for that matter, as it seems only his genius is keeping her on the throne. | [
13
] | edghjfx |
As a kid, I was way more excited to see the [NAME] truck. | [
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] | eeqpmad |
Hallelujah!!!!! | [
27
] | edpoop5 |
Right? I was kind of hoping [NAME] would get to take a crack at it. | [
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] | ee2fnsa |
You're right! | [
4
] | edv0w3k |
Input: Drink candle. NPC: You don't want to get wax in your mouth, do you? Input: Maybe I do, NPC. | [
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] | ee970tf |
Sub... chill... I see what you did there... | [
4
] | eeqeoxy |
It's not exactly hard to keep track. | [
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] | edfxp6s |
The very best they could do was the uranium one unscandal, which even [NAME] had too much dignity to touch. | [
27
] | ed6a4gy |
This probably not a good file to keep on your phone if you are accessing this from within... | [
3
] | efcrnsj |
Middle guy doesn't look to fit to me. Looks like me, too many pounds. | [
10
] | edx1chy |
FBI open up | [
27
] | edxgtnm |
Honestly, Queen kinda sucks. Obvious they were ripping off My Chemical Romance. | [
3,
10
] | eeprdjp |
Yes, I wouldn't have said it if it weren't true lol. It's owned by InBev which is a Belgian company. | [
1
] | edfzex9 |
And [NAME] himself wrote a tearful, pissy PM to the commenter | [
27
] | ef16x21 |
my parents got engaged in the courtyard of [NAME] back in the 70s | [
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] | efc5p41 |
I remember being three years old and feeling mortified and frustrated that my preschool teacher and classmates were freely dancing to ridiculous music. | [
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] | eff5uct |
Yes, please do. I'd appreciate any help. | [
0,
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] | eeqv4yx |
No. We wouldn’t have enough room to play them all and each of them would add like 10-15 mill in luxury tax. EACH. | [
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] | edhlqq8 |
This sub is turning into r/childfree so fast. I actually love kids and want to adopt someday. I want to mod this sub smh | [
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] | edc2p93 |
I was so scared, I thought the kid was going to backpedal into a street. | [
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] | edrndcp |
Scars do not fade after 2 weeks. Its gonna take a few months. I've got some nasty scars too girl I feel your pain | [
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] | eeohvuu |
Check kids for lice! | [
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] | ed9fnqh |
Hope she can do twice a week, that ought to be persuasive. | [
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] | eeibzrz |
You're thinking of the mirror universe from Star Trek, not [NAME]. Easy mistake to make, I guess. | [
27
] | ed343cu |
Yes, you are a lucky man. Treat her well, for the rest of your life. | [
27
] | ef4k8a4 |
Thanks for the advice, i appreciate it. | [
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] | edk172r |
I would love if a double amputee walked in and have watched as they decline the poor fellar service | [
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] | ed0dw0n |
You are disregarding that the Iran hostage crisis happened just years early. Iran was public enemy number 2, second only to the Soviets. | [
27
] | eeaz423 |
Apologies. My point still stands. A .8% lead is an insignificant majority at best. Saying one demograohic is most of the population is a bit misleading | [
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] | edbpaxt |
Cool it [NAME] | [
27
] | ed2ypwd |
Justice for that horrendous no call | [
3,
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] | ed7h5lt |
Don't call this baby a jerk It just loves its humans too much | [
18
] | eeslnfv |
I think it says lanef instead of loner | [
27
] | ef0tcu1 |
[NAME] also tends to out vote [NAME] in polls in my experience | [
27
] | edh3oob |
Thanks for sharing that info. I'll see how low I can go. Did you do a trade in? | [
15
] | edrzvs2 |
Best person available on DL or OL, CB if the two positions mentioned do not justify the pick. Trade back if we miss on all 3. | [
0,
20
] | eequ02z |
I cannot believe a woman in her 30s has never had an orgasm. I would have tried everything on the planet to have one. | [
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] | ef9ol7b |
I am confusion! | [
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] | eeug4uz |
[NAME] family must be having a field day there today! | [
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] | edcfg3m |
I wish she wouldn’t choose [NAME] she can do better but we all know she will | [
27
] | ef9xnfi |
It takes her a week to decide? I highly doubt it. If she was interested she would've agreed immediately. | [
27
] | ee62s7o |
There has to be someone that loves you, you just may not see it right now. | [
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] | ed709tq |
The frankness of this comment made me giggle | [
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] | ed4tkig |
I like [NAME], but I'd just rather spend more time with [NAME]. | [
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27
] | ef6zwx0 |
A burned hand teaches best, after that advice about fire goes to the heart. | [
22
] | edeusbs |
It's a perfect loop | [
27
] | ef9xm5m |
Yay let’s get nice and pissed | [
13
] | eevp3b8 |
I would be more offended to be served cereal on a plate. | [
3
] | edpxqi6 |
Four onions grew into one. I have a pic from when I halved it. I'll post it when I'm not working | [
27
] | edbmdgn |
I'm going to Chicago in a few months. I hear Sbarro's is great for authentic Chicago style pizza. | [
0
] | eeibba6 |
Going from [NAME] to [NAME] on the PP is like going from tenderloin to convenience store hotdogs | [
3
] | eds2252 |
He's a dumbass, but he is our hot gamer dumbass | [
27
] | edi6tqm |
Apart from the attempted basketball pass he's been great | [
0
] | edw4p7v |
To bad they didn’t SHOOT the low life😡😡😡😡 | [
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] | ed8rmp5 |
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