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"content": "[WP] As Death walks towards you, you panic and scream the first word that comes into your head: “Unsubscribe!” Death stops, scowls, crosses your name off the list he is holding then turns and walks away.",
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"content": "\"Well shit, that's a first. Ok, I guess I'll se... | [
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"content": "[WP] As Death walks towards you, you panic and scream the first word that comes into your head: “Unsubscribe!” Death stops, scowls, crosses your name off the list he is holding then turns and walks away.",
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"content": "\"So you're just letting me walk away?\"\n\nDeat... |
2017-03-10T00:58:58 | 2017-03-09T23:13:07 | 135 | 26 | [
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"content": "[WP] Earth is discovered by a peaceful coalition of civilizations. Turns out we missed several major technologies normally developed by now. The aliens are very confused how we got here.",
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"content": "The chief inspectorate walked into the conference chamber with a ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Earth is discovered by a peaceful coalition of civilizations. Turns out we missed several major technologies normally developed by now. The aliens are very confused how we got here.",
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"content": "\"Tucson's a strange place. \n\nJesus look at it. It's a forest. ... |
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"content": "[WP]Write a story that isn't scary until the last line is read.",
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"content": "The flowing highways allowed him to travel effortlessly to his destination. He didn't particularly care much about where exactly to get off, but he found a nice-enough looking spot just li... | [
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"content": "[WP]Write a story that isn't scary until the last line is read.",
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"content": "It's so cold here in this tundra. The summers are great for farming, but the winters are terrible. My baby, to my right, and I have no food. We ran out of crops since the beginning of wint... |
2017-09-15T06:12:39 | 2017-09-15T05:03:01 | 75 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] A group of fantasy adventures has one of their members replaced by a Doppelganger. The rest of the group realizes what happened, but keep pretending to be fooled since they like the doppelganger a lot more than the guy it replaced.",
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"content": "Bolton the dopp... |
2018-02-27T18:44:13 | 2018-02-27T14:52:19 | 273 | 32 | [
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"content": "[WP] This version of Earth is a wash. The angels have held a lottery and you have been chosen to end the world. You are given any resource you need; magic, technology, rEality alteration. Whether it’s wholesale destruction of the planet or just the death of all sentient life is up to you. “Have fu... | [
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"content": "[WP] This version of Earth is a wash. The angels have held a lottery and you have been chosen to end the world. You are given any resource you need; magic, technology, rEality alteration. Whether it’s wholesale destruction of the planet or just the death of all sentient life is up to you. “Have fu... |
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"content": "[WP] After superpowers start appearing around the world, businesses realize the use of these abilities. People with x ray vision are practically forced into being doctors and people with heat vision work as cooks. You are starting to get tired of your superpower-based job.",
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"content": "[WP] The world is ending. A group of astrophysicists, xenobiologists, medical doctors, and other experts is loaded on a rocket. And you...but no one seems willing to tell you why.",
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"content": "I have no idea why they brought me along. I wasn't smart like mister hig... | [
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"content": "[WP] The world is ending. A group of astrophysicists, xenobiologists, medical doctors, and other experts is loaded on a rocket. And you...but no one seems willing to tell you why.",
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"content": "Sorry if my english isn't perfect.\n\n​\n\nI'm currenty in a ... |
2018-06-11T05:32:52 | 2018-06-11T05:17:24 | 65 | 19 | [
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"content": "[wp] You are an atheist. So naturally you are confused as heck when you wake up in purgatory, with representatives of different Gods trying to scout you for their own brand of afterlife.",
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"content": "I open my eyes.\n\nEverything is white. That’s not right. I was s... | [
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"content": "[wp] You are an atheist. So naturally you are confused as heck when you wake up in purgatory, with representatives of different Gods trying to scout you for their own brand of afterlife.",
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"content": "\"Don't go. Please. Don't go.\"\n\n\"Mr. Brady.\" I breathed in a... |
2022-06-13T06:27:02 | 2022-06-13T05:58:30 | 177 | 31 | [
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"content": "[WP]”Tyrant! Is that my father’s skull you’re wearing as a helmet?” “Fool! Didn’t your daddy scream ‘run!’ those years ago as I crushed him against a wall? The Orbulet still creates a force sphere around me, nothing can pass without my will!” “Long con buddy. I’m a priest now, and...’RESSURECTION!... | [
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"content": "[WP] A sexually transmitted disease causes infected people to gradually alter their gender.",
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"content": "Day 1: Well, I just got diagnosed, so that's fun. AIDS. About 6 months to go they said, and it's irreversible. My therapist, Ronald said if I make a diary, it c... | [
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"content": "[WP] A sexually transmitted disease causes infected people to gradually alter their gender.",
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"content": "The duo sat on the sofa in James' living room, watching some indie flick about people with the ability to change genders.\n\n\"Something seems different about y... |
2022-08-13T20:04:50 | 2022-08-13T16:46:10 | 30 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP] The rapture happens. All dogs go to heaven and are interviewed to decide the fate of their owners. One good boy says \"What about my cat friend, Mr. Mittens?\". The angel replies \"The what now?\".",
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"content": "[WP] The rapture happens. All dogs go to heaven and are interviewed to decide the fate of their owners. One good boy says \"What about my cat friend, Mr. Mittens?\". The angel replies \"The what now?\".",
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"content": "Felton conjures a leash from Devine energy. And h... |
2017-03-22T21:33:02 | 2017-03-22T19:05:04 | 15 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] At age 15 you told the gf you were \"in love\" with that you'd always be there when she was in need. Aphrodite heard you and made it a reality, whenever your gf was in need you appear at her side. Problem is, you and the girl broke up after 3 weeks but you still appear even now..10 years late... | [
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2017-07-16T19:39:10 | 2017-07-16T14:05:31 | 23 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] Death is surprised when you lose in the game for your life, it says \"This is the first time in over two thousand years that my opponent did not cheat.\"",
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"content": "She stared at him, his pallid skin hanging loose along his jaw as it trembled as he coughed o... | [
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"content": "[WP] Death is surprised when you lose in the game for your life, it says \"This is the first time in over two thousand years that my opponent did not cheat.\"",
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"content": "There had been a weird moment, where Karly almost wanted to cheat. She had lived a life of st... |
2016-10-15T10:46:42 | 2016-10-15T09:54:14 | 51 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are an immortal serial killer. You were caught and sentenced to life in prison. The prison is starting to get suspicious of why you won't age.",
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"content": "I could hear the muffled voice of Williams coming down the corridor. As he passed cell doors, I hear... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are an immortal serial killer. You were caught and sentenced to life in prison. The prison is starting to get suspicious of why you won't age.",
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"content": "The cell door slammed open, light slanting in lazy rays through the bars.\nI studied the guard caref... |
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"content": "[WP] You die in a car accident and go to the afterlife. Everything is amazing until you meet several generations of relatives who are disgusted by your modern behaviour and all, \"want a word.\"",
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"content": "[WP] You die in a car accident and go to the afterlife. Everything is amazing until you meet several generations of relatives who are disgusted by your modern behaviour and all, \"want a word.\"",
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"content": "\"Road head and coke? Really Johnny?\"\n\nGrandma was alw... |
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"content": "[WP] Due to a clerical error, the hero is sent with the wisest thief, the fastest wizard, the smartest warrior, and the strongest preist.",
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"content": "'And what are you supposed to be?' the hero asked the last man. \n'I am a pre-ist,' the man said very carefully.... | [
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"content": "[WP] Due to a clerical error, the hero is sent with the wisest thief, the fastest wizard, the smartest warrior, and the strongest preist.",
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"content": "In all my years, I have never encountered a hero such as this. They called me Zafar the Undefeated but after this ... |
2018-08-01T12:07:44 | 2018-08-01T11:24:43 | 76 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are easily the most powerful wizard in existence, but are too embarrassed to use your spells because your magic words sound super lame.",
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"content": "A wizard, fully clothed in a red loose robe, stood in front of the seven masters of magic. The wizard's hai... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are easily the most powerful wizard in existence, but are too embarrassed to use your spells because your magic words sound super lame.",
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"content": "\\[CC\\]\n\n*Its amazing* thought Mandrac the wizard *That something so powerful could be so...basic*\n\nHe... |
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"content": "[WP] A person's superpowers emerge during- and relate to- a highly stressful moment in their life. Your brother nearly drowned, and as a result could shape water to his will. A classmate fell from a high balcony, and ended up learning to fly. You? You just got your powers last night.",
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2016-06-21T08:08:09 | 2016-06-21T07:59:32 | 27 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a new response to the first prompt you ever replied to.",
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"content": "Original Prompt: [You live on a world where soulmates are identified by matching intricate birthmarks. You just met your dream partner, but noticed their mark isn't quite the same as yo... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a new response to the first prompt you ever replied to.",
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"content": "**Write a beloved children's story as if it was an edgy sci-fi thriller.** {prompt by u/mistaque} \n\nFifteen years of hiding had not saved me from my fate, but it had prepared me. I la... |
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"content": "[WP] Write a really BAD guide for getting a guy/girl. Bonus points if the narrator is mocking you for still being single.\n\n[removed]",
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"content": "Sitting alone in your basement lurking on shitty dating sites won't get you anywhere, today I'm here to tell you abou... | [
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"content": "WANNA GET ROMANCED?? TOP THREE TIPS FOR PICKING UP A GIRL, BY A GIRL, FOR YOU GUYS \n\n1. Make sure you smell MANLY. ... |
2022-12-11T15:37:15 | 2022-12-11T14:54:25 | 109 | 61 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're sharing a university lab with someone, and you just found out they're a supervillain. On the one hand, you really should report this. On the other hand, they often help with your research, they're a considerate, polite lab partner, and they often bring coffee in the morning.",
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"content": "[WP] You join the military, you are placed in the gardeners program. You garden in exotic places where the military has done operations, each time they give special glasses and forbid spraying others. One day your glasses fall off and you see you are actually burning corpses with a flamethrower.",... | [
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2019-02-26T08:34:44 | 2019-02-26T07:32:54 | 123 | 70 | [
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"content": "[WP] After WW3 and a century of rebuilding, the world has been at peace for 300 years. We've let go of our violent and aggressive tendencies and abolished war. You are the leader of an alien invasion that sees the Earth as an easy target; but soon you learn we can revert to our warlike past easily... | [
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2018-07-02T05:44:20 | 2018-07-02T03:59:06 | 323 | 19 | [
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"content": "[WP] All your life, you've had a small empty bar on your hand that reads \"XP.\" Today you hit and killed a man with your car, and the bar began to fill.",
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"content": "I got ten months for it.\n\nIt was an accident, but since I was on the phone...\n\nAnyhow, I met a... | [
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"content": "[WP] All your life, you've had a small empty bar on your hand that reads \"XP.\" Today you hit and killed a man with your car, and the bar began to fill.",
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"content": "I rushed out of my car, to check on the man I had just rammed into. He is sprawled across the road... |
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"content": "[WP] A lonely teenage boy asks a genie to let him talk to his future wife. The person who appears is not who he expects.",
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"content": "\"But I want to meet her *now*! You are *my* genie, and as you said yourself, \"whatever I desire is mine\" except in that weirdo g... | [
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"content": "[WP] A lonely teenage boy asks a genie to let him talk to his future wife. The person who appears is not who he expects.",
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"content": "'Yes, I'm a Genie'\n\n'Like, really a Genie?' \n\n'Yes'\n\n'Like, a full-blown wish-granting genie?'\n\n'Yes, would you like to mak... |
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"content": "[WP] In the midst of combat, the villain watches in terror, as the hero swallows an entire roast chicken and two cheese wheels at once.",
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"content": "I felt the presence of the man long before he reached my chambers. I could faintly hear the noises of him fighting m... | [
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"content": "[WP] In the midst of combat, the villain watches in terror, as the hero swallows an entire roast chicken and two cheese wheels at once.",
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"content": "Vindicator stood watching in awe as Cpt Justice flew down. \n\nThis was Vindicator’s first week as a villain. And ju... |
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"content": "[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their \"body counts\" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told.",
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"content": "[WP] Two people in a bar are having a conversation. The topic of their \"body counts\" comes up. One's an assassin, the other is an escort. Each thinks the other has the same profession as them, and is horrified by what they are told.",
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"content": "Cristina almost s... |
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"content": "[WP] You just got fired, you're pretty sure your girlfriend is cheating on you, you're 75k in student loans debt, rent was due last week, and to top it all off? You're all out of beer. Oddly enough, you just got an email titled \"Would you like to change the difficulty? Current setting: Very Hard.... | [
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"content": "[WP] Whenever your crew lands you are seen as gods with wonderous machines before drifting off some where else. But today you are met with a species on a green-blue planet who, while interested in your tech, are not bowing down and worshiping. They call themselves humans.",
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"content": "[WP] Whenever your crew lands you are seen as gods with wonderous machines before drifting off some where else. But today you are met with a species on a green-blue planet who, while interested in your tech, are not bowing down and worshiping. They call themselves humans.",
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"content": "[WP] As a mage, your talent with magic has made you well experienced with odd and unusual situations, such as demonic invasions, plagues, evil cults, and dragon attacks, however you must admit that this \"Spaceship\" situation has left you stumped.",
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"content": "[WP] As a mage, your talent with magic has made you well experienced with odd and unusual situations, such as demonic invasions, plagues, evil cults, and dragon attacks, however you must admit that this \"Spaceship\" situation has left you stumped.",
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"content": "[WP] You are a supervillain. Your nemesis calls you to say, \"This is embarrassing, but I really need a date to my friend's wedding because my ex is going to be there. Would you go with me?\"",
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"content": "[WP] You are a supervillain. Your nemesis calls you to say, \"This is embarrassing, but I really need a date to my friend's wedding because my ex is going to be there. Would you go with me?\"",
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"content": "His hands clasped and sweaty, his eyes large and pleading, h... |
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"content": "[WP] It turns out your apartment was so cheap to rent because one of the cupboards is actually a portal to the Underworld. It’s not dangerous, but the number of adventurers knocking at your door in the middle of the night looking to go through is starting to get annoying.",
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"content": "[WP] It turns out your apartment was so cheap to rent because one of the cupboards is actually a portal to the Underworld. It’s not dangerous, but the number of adventurers knocking at your door in the middle of the night looking to go through is starting to get annoying.",
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"content": "[WP] When a child comes of age their greatest quality manifests itself as a familiar that will follow them for life. You just turned 21 and you still didn't have one, until this morning when two showed up and they terrify you.",
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"content": "[WP] When a child comes of age their greatest quality manifests itself as a familiar that will follow them for life. You just turned 21 and you still didn't have one, until this morning when two showed up and they terrify you.",
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"content": "\"Hi Tommy\" I'm your fam... |
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"content": "[WP] The zombie outbreak is largely contained. Now your job is to stop edgy \"zombie hunters\" from breaking into the quarantined area.",
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"content": "\"Goddamnit, not again...\"\n\nDan flicked a switch on the table near him, lighting up his spotlight. Within the il... | [
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"content": "[WP] The zombie outbreak is largely contained. Now your job is to stop edgy \"zombie hunters\" from breaking into the quarantined area.",
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"content": "I remembered my days as a game warden when I first started out in the park, protecting wildlife from unauthorized hu... |
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"content": "[WP] It turns out, the devil is actually a perfectly harmless wish granter. Of course, THEY don't want you to know that.",
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"content": "“Juliet,” the man before her mused, twirling a classroom pointer in his fingers. She had just finished her Theology final and was ... | [
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"content": "[WP] It turns out, the devil is actually a perfectly harmless wish granter. Of course, THEY don't want you to know that.",
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"content": " \n\nI have not led a good life. I understand that value judgements like that are all relative, but in some cases, there is object... |
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"content": "[WP] A serial killer who kills hitchhikers picks up a serial killer who kills the people who pick him up.",
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"content": "A long, narrow gravel road stretches into the distance. Along it, a small yellow beatle sends long plumes of dust into the air as it sweeps down t... | [
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"content": "[WP] A serial killer who kills hitchhikers picks up a serial killer who kills the people who pick him up.",
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"content": "[WP] Before academy enrollment each parent must purchase a familiar to protect their child. The rich can afford gryphons and dragons. But being poor forced you to seek out the local mad magician who has offered you a new affordable familiar dubbed the “pet rock” instead.",
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"content": "[WP] It's an open secret in your small town that a pod of man eating mermaids lives just offshore. No one says anything, because they only eat tourists. So when the new group of college kids go missing, no one thinks twice about it. Then one of them comes back.",
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"content": "[WP] In a future where many military and other equipment have associated AI's, many express doubts or even reservations to do their duty. Except for you. YOU F***ING LOVE BEING A TANK!",
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"content": "[WP] In a future where many military and other equipment have associated AI's, many express doubts or even reservations to do their duty. Except for you. YOU F***ING LOVE BEING A TANK!",
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"content": " Heavy metal blasted through the speakers as the tank tore through... |
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"content": "[WP] In Orc Society: the bigger you are, the higher your status. A lone orc has found out that he can appear a lot bigger if he were to stand up straight instead of slouch like the others.",
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"content": "[WP] You're a paramedic. In fact, an immortal paramedic. Since you first treated a wounded soldier on the fields of the 30-years War, you didn't age and followed the development of \"Emergency Medical Service\". Your coworkers are astonished by your knowledge, but sometimes, you slip into old habi... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a dragon that has been protecting a kingdom for centuries. Lately the rulers have been getting entitled. The last one crossed the line by directly disrespecting you. its time you reteach the humans why they should respect you.\n\nBasically an ancient dragon putting a spoiled brat roya... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a dragon that has been protecting a kingdom for centuries. Lately the rulers have been getting entitled. The last one crossed the line by directly disrespecting you. its time you reteach the humans why they should respect you.\n\nBasically an ancient dragon putting a spoiled brat roya... |
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"content": "[WP] Humanity was the first species to discover space and conquer it creating their self sustaining tech designed to always obey a human over any other species. A frozen caveman has been found and just brought back to life aeons after humanity vanished.",
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"content": "[WP] Humanity was the first species to discover space and conquer it creating their self sustaining tech designed to always obey a human over any other species. A frozen caveman has been found and just brought back to life aeons after humanity vanished.",
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"content": "[WP] You just started attending a halfling support group. A gorgeous blonde raises her hand and immediately starts ranting about how hard it is to be half elf half human. As half orc, it's getting hard to keep a straight face.",
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"content": "[WP] You just started attending a halfling support group. A gorgeous blonde raises her hand and immediately starts ranting about how hard it is to be half elf half human. As half orc, it's getting hard to keep a straight face.",
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"content": "I always thought I was pr... |
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"content": "[WP] When a person turns 18. they get to pick a statistic. For the rest of their life, they will know this statistic about anyone they meet (lies told, days left alive, etc.)",
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"content": "The cashier in front of me was a 7. I couldn't imagine pain like that. To be ... | [
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"content": "[WP] When a person turns 18. they get to pick a statistic. For the rest of their life, they will know this statistic about anyone they meet (lies told, days left alive, etc.)",
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"content": "Jasper knew he loved her. He'd told her so many times - 14, to be exact. Yet ... |
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"content": "[WP] We all heard it, around the world, in our native tongues: \"We're deeply sorry, but heaven is full.\"",
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"content": "Of course many were devastated. Maybe even most. To be told by their Lord that they were not welcome in paradise. That all their good works were ... | [
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"content": "[WP] We all heard it, around the world, in our native tongues: \"We're deeply sorry, but heaven is full.\"",
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"content": "I had feared it at first, like most. Had no idea how to interpret it. Heaven? Full? What did that mean for the living? That we're condemned to he... |
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"content": "[WP] You are possessed by a demon. It doesn't control you, but it does mention it's just there because it doesn't want to go back to hell.",
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"content": "I found out about the demon in the dumbest possible way.\n\nI was walking along the street, browsing facebook, wh... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are possessed by a demon. It doesn't control you, but it does mention it's just there because it doesn't want to go back to hell.",
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"content": "The slow hiss in his ear sounded distant at first. It sounded like somebody left a tea kettle on the stove too l... |
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"content": "[WP] A father gets sucked into the world of his son's favorite video game and has to rely on his meager knowledge of it to survive.",
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"content": "Snorri, Fjol and Hurg sat around their meager fire, the cold wind cutting through their fur and leathers. \"Have you he... | [
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"content": "[WP] A father gets sucked into the world of his son's favorite video game and has to rely on his meager knowledge of it to survive.",
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"content": "\"OK, I passed Quake and Quake 2 without using a mouse. Only a keyboard...I've been in the USSR's army for 5 years. Alth... |
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"content": "[FF] In 500 words or less write a short story with an anti-climax...\n\nThe more absurd and pathetic the anti climax is, the better :) ",
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"content": "They were going to pay. All of them. Robert knew who was slinging dope in his neighbourhood. He'd seen the video sur... | [
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"content": "Robert was late for work. *Again.* They'd fired him once already for being on the floor a minute late during his fir... |
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"content": "[WP] You unwrap your fast food burger, but as you take a bite, the bun opens and the burger speaks: “Before you eat me, please hear my tale, oh chosen one. I have traveled a great distance to find you- you are the only one who can save our universe.”",
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"content": "[WP] You unwrap your fast food burger, but as you take a bite, the bun opens and the burger speaks: “Before you eat me, please hear my tale, oh chosen one. I have traveled a great distance to find you- you are the only one who can save our universe.”",
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"content": "T... |
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"content": "[WP] An erotic novel goes hilariously wrong.\n\n**Edit:** Holy shrimp nuggets! Thanks for these stories about sexy events gone wrong!",
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"content": "The woman closed the door, and looked him directly in the eyes, the candlelights reflected in hers. \n\n \"You coul... | [
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"content": "[WP] An erotic novel goes hilariously wrong.\n\n**Edit:** Holy shrimp nuggets! Thanks for these stories about sexy events gone wrong!",
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"content": "<WARNING THIS IS NOT HILARIOUS, IN FACT IT IS SOMBER AND SERIOUS>\n\nHe was always emotionally distant, never b... |
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"content": "[WP] You are constantly mocked for having such a weird superpower by all the other heroes. “The power to make anything into perfectly cooked soup”… One day, a massive meteor is barreling towards earth. As all the other heroes are panicking, you wait perfectly calm, at the impact zone, bowl in hand... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are constantly mocked for having such a weird superpower by all the other heroes. “The power to make anything into perfectly cooked soup”… One day, a massive meteor is barreling towards earth. As all the other heroes are panicking, you wait perfectly calm, at the impact zone, bowl in hand... |
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"content": "[WP] You fall in love with a girl, and the two of you have a happy relationship for a few years. But one day, you discover a massive hoard of valuables underneath the house, and that's when you realize you've been dating a dragon in human form.",
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"content": "[WP] You fall in love with a girl, and the two of you have a happy relationship for a few years. But one day, you discover a massive hoard of valuables underneath the house, and that's when you realize you've been dating a dragon in human form.",
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"content": "[WP] Your name, age, height, weight, and race all flash across the T.V. screen. You look in horror as you see your dead body being dragged out of a river as a reporter announces that you've been brutally murdered by an infamous serial killer who has been on the run for years.",
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"content": "[WP] Your name, age, height, weight, and race all flash across the T.V. screen. You look in horror as you see your dead body being dragged out of a river as a reporter announces that you've been brutally murdered by an infamous serial killer who has been on the run for years.",
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"content": "[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping.",
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"content": "A bone-jarring impact jolts me awake, followed by a few seconds of searing pain. I try to sit up, but the searing pain keeps me on by bac... | [
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"content": "[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping.",
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"content": "The strangest thing about the afterlife is that it was empty. I let my eyes adjust to... Well, being dead I suppose. Tall rock caverns, l... |
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"content": "[WP] Everybody on earth controls an element(wood,rubber,etc). Your dad controls steel while your mother controls plastic, but out of all the millions of elements you could’ve gotten you got time. You feel all mighty for a few years until at the age of 14 your sister was born. Her element? Space.",... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session",
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"content": "[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session",
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"content": "\"Okay, with the guards on the wrong car, he's got a few less people protecting him!\"\n\n\"Rad. He's approaching the Mostar café. Čabrinović, you were next in initiati... |
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"content": "[WP] For your birthday, you wished \"I wish everybody has their own theme music\" because you know wishes are fake anyway. But you wake up the next day, and yours isn't quite what you expected.",
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"content": "[WP] For your birthday, you wished \"I wish everybody has their own theme music\" because you know wishes are fake anyway. But you wake up the next day, and yours isn't quite what you expected.",
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"content": "'I got out the door just in time, and I headed down the fo... |
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"content": "[WP] God has tried and failed to end the world multiple times since 2015. It's pretty clear something made him indecisive.",
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"content": "Pestilence sighed and a green cloud misted from his beaked mask. He looked upon the thieves, the liars, the adulterers all coweri... | [
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"content": "[WP] God has tried and failed to end the world multiple times since 2015. It's pretty clear something made him indecisive.",
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"content": "\"Just following orders\"\n\nI'd watched the humans long enough, I knew they had a term for people who used that as a defence.\n\... |
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"content": "[WP] You're sat alone, with a glass of wine in hand, and decide to jokingly toast the Greek God Dionysus. You did not expect him to appear before you in human form, create two bottles of wine, and take a seat next to you.",
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"content": "[WP] You're sat alone, with a glass of wine in hand, and decide to jokingly toast the Greek God Dionysus. You did not expect him to appear before you in human form, create two bottles of wine, and take a seat next to you.",
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"content": "[WP] We may not be the strongest, but our immune systems are legendary among alien races. There is a saying: \"if it makes a human sick it will kill you.\"",
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"content": "[WP] We may not be the strongest, but our immune systems are legendary among alien races. There is a saying: \"if it makes a human sick it will kill you.\"",
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"content": "***THE EXODUS (my first try at a writing prompt, hopefully this is decent)***\n\nWithin the Oute... |
2019-03-23T09:09:52 | 2019-03-23T07:56:09 | 199 | 28 | [
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"content": "[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement.",
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"content": "\"Where is she?\" \n\nIts been four days since I've seen my wife. And I'm worried sick. Not the \"I hope she didnt get into an accid... | [
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"content": "[WP] You can teleport your SO anywhere instantly, and your SO can do the same for you. One day you get in an arguement.",
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"content": "When people first discovered this power, so many people ended up in the Sahara or on Everest that they started leaving survival pack... |
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"content": "[WP] You get your orders through the mail. They're fairly mundane: \"Walk the dog at 6 PM on Wednesday.\" \"Deliver a dozen eggs to this address.\" Sometimes, months or even years later, something happens and you can almost see what you've been doing.",
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"content": "[WP] You get your orders through the mail. They're fairly mundane: \"Walk the dog at 6 PM on Wednesday.\" \"Deliver a dozen eggs to this address.\" Sometimes, months or even years later, something happens and you can almost see what you've been doing.",
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"content": "... |
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"content": "[WP] The galaxy was amused when they learned that Humans have Rules of War. They were less amused when they figured out what Humans do in war when there are no rules.",
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"content": "The great Warchief, the leader of the most powerful fleet in known space, waited pati... | [
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"content": "[WP] The galaxy was amused when they learned that Humans have Rules of War. They were less amused when they figured out what Humans do in war when there are no rules.",
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"content": "A world engine is a terrible thing.\n\nThe child of long lost rumbling earth, split o... |
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"content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."... | [
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"content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."... |
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"content": "[WP] You picked up an injured cat and patched it up overnight. The next morning, you woke up to see a family of witches standing beside your bed, and one of them is holding the injured cat in her arms. That witch said, “My cat wants to adopt you. So you’re now one of us.”",
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"content": "[WP] You picked up an injured cat and patched it up overnight. The next morning, you woke up to see a family of witches standing beside your bed, and one of them is holding the injured cat in her arms. That witch said, “My cat wants to adopt you. So you’re now one of us.”",
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"content": "[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times.",
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"content": "[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times.",
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"content": "\"That... |
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"content": "[WP] A serial killer is called for jury duty. At the trial, he finds out that the person on trial has been falsely accused for the serial killer's crimes.",
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"content": "There's no way this guy could use a hammer to smash a girl’s teeth out while she screams for merc... | [
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"content": "[WP] A serial killer is called for jury duty. At the trial, he finds out that the person on trial has been falsely accused for the serial killer's crimes.",
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"content": "My name is George.\n\nI walked home from a friends house when I was accosted by the police, they ... |
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"content": "[WP] \"I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THIS ANY LONGER\" \"But Your Majesty, the prophe-\" \"You want me to send a GODDAMN TEENAGER TO FIGHT WHEN WE HAVE TRAINED SOLDIERS\"",
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"content": "\"You want me to send... a child. A literal, actual, child?\" The king shook his head. \"M... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"I WILL NOT LISTEN TO THIS ANY LONGER\" \"But Your Majesty, the prophe-\" \"You want me to send a GODDAMN TEENAGER TO FIGHT WHEN WE HAVE TRAINED SOLDIERS\"",
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"content": "Because of your wit and knowledge, you've become a very wise and prosperous king. Your sub... |
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"content": "[WP] You are a well-respected Villain. You caused only necessary minor Damages, you never purposefully took a life, and you made sure to keep a strict Code when dealing with civilians. But for some reason, some of the younger Newbie Heroes seem to think you are Evil Incarnate",
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"content": "[WP] You are a well-respected Villain. You caused only necessary minor Damages, you never purposefully took a life, and you made sure to keep a strict Code when dealing with civilians. But for some reason, some of the younger Newbie Heroes seem to think you are Evil Incarnate",
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"content": "[WP] Satan isn't a name, it's a title and was never a fallen angel. According to divine law Hell is ruled over by the most evil soul that currently resides there. Over the millennia several have worn the horns. Only surrendering them when a soul possessing an even greater evil joins the underworld... | [
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"content": "[WP] Satan isn't a name, it's a title and was never a fallen angel. According to divine law Hell is ruled over by the most evil soul that currently resides there. Over the millennia several have worn the horns. Only surrendering them when a soul possessing an even greater evil joins the underworld... |
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"content": "[WP] After one’s death, the ‘creative mode’ is unlocked. You replay life, except everything goes the way you want it to. Unlimited wealth, complete domination of the world, you name it. Unknowingly, that play-through is what is used to judge whether you belong to heaven, or hell.",
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"content": "[WP] After one’s death, the ‘creative mode’ is unlocked. You replay life, except everything goes the way you want it to. Unlimited wealth, complete domination of the world, you name it. Unknowingly, that play-through is what is used to judge whether you belong to heaven, or hell.",
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"content": "[WP] The apocalypse is underway. As a nuclear missile heads for a country, one family says their goodbyes. Suddenly, the grandmother says “Don’t worry, kiddos. I’ve waited sixty years to try this.” She smirks and reaches into her purse as it starts to glow.",
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"content": "[WP] The apocalypse is underway. As a nuclear missile heads for a country, one family says their goodbyes. Suddenly, the grandmother says “Don’t worry, kiddos. I’ve waited sixty years to try this.” She smirks and reaches into her purse as it starts to glow.",
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"content": "[WP] In the style of Dr. Seuss explain a major event in human history.",
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"content": "[WP] In the style of Dr. Seuss explain a major event in human history.",
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"content": "The rain fell hard as if God himself had spat, \nwith a pitter and a pat \nNoah pulled an idea out of his hat \n\"A boat! An ark! How about that! \nI'll need some, wood, glue an... |
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"content": "[WP] A drunk moves into a Haunted House that is desperately trying to scare him out...but he doesn't notice because he's always drunk.",
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"content": "'Motherf-... (cough)'\n\nA man stumbles through the door, steps over a dead dog and starts walking sideways into a wa... | [
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"content": "[WP] A drunk moves into a Haunted House that is desperately trying to scare him out...but he doesn't notice because he's always drunk.",
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"content": "\"Out, out, out! I want him out!\" The spectral figure exclaimed as he paced across the attic floor. \"Jim, it's not ... |
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"content": "[WP] Every year on your Birthday you receive a list of Objectives. If you fail to meet a certain number of them you are forced back in time to said Birthday. Your most recent Birthday the list simply said \"Survive\". It's been 40 resets since.",
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"content": "[WP] “You’re not allowed to die, okay?” She makes you promise, tears still flowing down her face. That was 200 years ago now. You don’t know what she did but your promise still holds strong.",
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"content": "[WP] “You’re not allowed to die, okay?” She makes you promise, tears still flowing down her face. That was 200 years ago now. You don’t know what she did but your promise still holds strong.",
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"content": "Why the fuck am I still alive?\n\nI made that promise. That's... |
2022-11-14T21:59:08 | 2018-04-06T19:48:33 | 45 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside.\"",
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},
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"content": "The whole neighbourhood was out in t... | [
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"content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside.\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I toss in my sleep-- there's a loud ... |
2018-08-27T15:13:21 | 2018-08-27T14:46:19 | 28 | 12 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Humanity discovers that supernatural creatures such as vampires and werewolves exist. Instead of attempting to exterminate them, some countries attempt to offer them lucrative jobs that they could do better than a human.",
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{
"content": "Karen walked up the spiral... | [
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"content": "[WP] Humanity discovers that supernatural creatures such as vampires and werewolves exist. Instead of attempting to exterminate them, some countries attempt to offer them lucrative jobs that they could do better than a human.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This is the third time thi... |
2020-04-22T01:22:14 | 2020-04-21T20:59:07 | 51 | 32 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your personal guardian angel from heaven is very upset with you. It's not because you did something wrong. It's because you're an extremely boring person to watch over.",
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"content": "An accountant. Why did you have to be an accountant?\n\nAnd not even a “I have... | [
{
"content": "[WP] Your personal guardian angel from heaven is very upset with you. It's not because you did something wrong. It's because you're an extremely boring person to watch over.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": " Today will be the day. The hole in the ceiling has gotten larger and the lo... |
2017-08-18T02:27:56 | 2017-08-18T02:09:31 | 2,100 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] Germany is actually predestined to lose every world war it participates in. The sixteenth world war is now being fought, and Germany has taken over all of Europe. Make them lose the war in the most ridiculous way possible.",
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},
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"content": "_So, we've been informed... | [
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"content": "[WP] Germany is actually predestined to lose every world war it participates in. The sixteenth world war is now being fought, and Germany has taken over all of Europe. Make them lose the war in the most ridiculous way possible.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The year is 2198. The en... |
2019-02-03T21:01:51 | 2019-02-03T14:05:59 | 292 | 212 | [
{
"content": "[WP] \"We have ancient elven magic, and even the dwarves have their ugly mountain forts. What do YOU have, human?!\" \"Napalm, and high-explosives, mostly...\" *grumbling beard in the background* \"....our forts are aesthetically pleasing though...\"",
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},
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"content": "[WP] \"We have ancient elven magic, and even the dwarves have their ugly mountain forts. What do YOU have, human?!\" \"Napalm, and high-explosives, mostly...\" *grumbling beard in the background* \"....our forts are aesthetically pleasing though...\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\... |
2015-05-21T07:27:11 | 2015-05-21T07:21:46 | 80 | 57 | [
{
"content": "[WP] You are a manipulative psychopath, but instead of serial killer, you are a serial helper. using your emotionless genius to make other people smile.\n\nthankless, un-noticed but instrumental in paying off someones debts with a clever robin hood of some sort, or moving at breakneck speeds every... | [
{
"content": "[WP] You are a manipulative psychopath, but instead of serial killer, you are a serial helper. using your emotionless genius to make other people smile.\n\nthankless, un-noticed but instrumental in paying off someones debts with a clever robin hood of some sort, or moving at breakneck speeds every... |
2022-10-15T03:24:04 | 2019-08-26T09:40:50 | 52 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] You lost your sight - along with everyone else on Earth - in The Great Blinding. Two years later, without warning, your sight returns. As you look around, you realize that every available wall, floor and surface has been painted with the same message - Don't Tell Them You Can See.",
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"content": "[WP] You lost your sight - along with everyone else on Earth - in The Great Blinding. Two years later, without warning, your sight returns. As you look around, you realize that every available wall, floor and surface has been painted with the same message - Don't Tell Them You Can See.",
"role... |
2020-07-28T12:51:28 | 2020-07-28T12:43:01 | 63 | 19 | [
{
"content": "[WP] A level superheroes protect the universe, B level superheroes protect the Galaxy, C level superheroes protect the Earth and so on. You are a Z level superhero. You protect...a single street in a small village.",
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},
{
"content": "This is my street. No, I don’t techni... | [
{
"content": "[WP] A level superheroes protect the universe, B level superheroes protect the Galaxy, C level superheroes protect the Earth and so on. You are a Z level superhero. You protect...a single street in a small village.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The Carlisle Cat had been counted out... |
2018-01-09T15:28:41 | 2018-01-09T15:00:54 | 39 | 18 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Your parents have kept it secret long enough; they can no longer stand your misery. They decide to change your life's difficulty from \"Expert\" to \"Novice\".",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He stared at the ceiling of the hospital room unable to quite drink in what his mother ... | [
{
"content": "[WP] Your parents have kept it secret long enough; they can no longer stand your misery. They decide to change your life's difficulty from \"Expert\" to \"Novice\".",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I couldn't believe that I did it. Something that was just wishful thinking till yesterd... |
2017-07-20T13:16:57 | 2017-07-20T11:55:42 | 47 | 31 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Mages choose the source of their power. Most pick things like fire, or justice, or love. You picked sarcasm.",
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"content": "People worry when a medic gets snappish, short-tempered, and sarcastic. Mage - medics have their powers burn out faster than other magical... | [
{
"content": "[WP] Mages choose the source of their power. Most pick things like fire, or justice, or love. You picked sarcasm.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Mages are a progressive lot. Bunch of early adopters if you've never met one. Think \"Elon Musk\" crossed with \"Steve Jobs.\" Dodderi... |
2021-08-09T21:29:01 | 2021-08-09T19:43:57 | 74 | 14 | [
{
"content": "[WP] They Hero is defeated by the villian, they expect death or torture. They did not expect to wake up in a guest room with their wounds being treated to.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "When I woke up, I found myself in room with a small pool, The Enemy's iconography clearly markin... | [
{
"content": "[WP] They Hero is defeated by the villian, they expect death or torture. They did not expect to wake up in a guest room with their wounds being treated to.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "...crap. I did not expect this. I did *not* expect this. But there they are, on the camera, hosp... |
2016-12-30T12:22:20 | 2016-12-30T10:56:50 | 36 | 17 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Everyone is born with a special talent that's weak when young, but grows stronger and matures at the age of 30. A kid that's a little stronger than his peers will grow up to lift mountains. Another who like tinkering will revolutionize civil action. You? Well, cats just seem to like you...\n\... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone is born with a special talent that's weak when young, but grows stronger and matures at the age of 30. A kid that's a little stronger than his peers will grow up to lift mountains. Another who like tinkering will revolutionize civil action. You? Well, cats just seem to like you...\n\... |
2017-05-12T09:20:50 | 2017-05-12T08:32:17 | 99 | 10 | [
{
"content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.",
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},
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"content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"conten... |
2017-10-14T07:31:26 | 2017-10-14T07:14:31 | 64 | 36 | [
{
"content": "[WP] A medieval king suddenly finds a smartphone and tries to unlock it. But each time he fails, years later it has become a tradition for nobles to try to unlock it. You, a simple servant, fiddled with it the night before the ceremony and unlocked it.\n\nEdit: just think the phone is solar or som... | [
{
"content": "[WP] A medieval king suddenly finds a smartphone and tries to unlock it. But each time he fails, years later it has become a tradition for nobles to try to unlock it. You, a simple servant, fiddled with it the night before the ceremony and unlocked it.\n\nEdit: just think the phone is solar or som... |
2018-11-08T20:52:06 | 2018-11-08T19:06:50 | 44 | 16 | [
{
"content": "[WP] You're an inmate on death row and discover that the government secretly doesn't execute anyone. What they do is something far stranger.",
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},
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"content": "~~Dear Diary~~\n\n**The Personal Log of A██████**\n\n██/██/██\n\nIt's been... what, two years? Two years since ... | [
{
"content": "[WP] You're an inmate on death row and discover that the government secretly doesn't execute anyone. What they do is something far stranger.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I stared at my steak and fries, a simple meal for my last I suppose. The sound of footsteps echoed through the ... |
2020-10-10T06:44:34 | 2020-10-10T06:11:13 | 1,148 | 198 | [
{
"content": "[WP] You and your significant other are running for your lives from a slasher killer. Suddenly your partner ducks into a door and locks it behind them leaving you behind. You slump against the door preparing for the worst. The killer walks up and says \"Wow what a jerk. You ok?\"",
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"content": "[WP] You and your significant other are running for your lives from a slasher killer. Suddenly your partner ducks into a door and locks it behind them leaving you behind. You slump against the door preparing for the worst. The killer walks up and says \"Wow what a jerk. You ok?\"",
"role": "us... |
2015-01-12T15:38:35 | 2015-01-12T11:13:13 | 78 | 19 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.",
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"content": "A deep voice comes from the basement. Each tuesday it's the same.\nA letter, a number and then silence. It goes on for hours and then I hear someone screami... | [
{
"content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Where was the king?\n\nHe waited, tapping fingers and with furrowed brow his eyes scanned for a sign of him. The Queen was ready, and with the arrival of th... |
2022-08-04T05:58:14 | 2017-11-21T23:08:42 | 186 | 22 | [
{
"content": "[WP] The year is 2038 and net neutrality has been dead for almost two decades. But a rebellious group managed to travel back to 2017...\n\nhttps://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form\n\nEdit: Obligatory thanks for the gold! Just trying to do my part on this fight, but as I don't live in the ... | [
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"content": "[WP] The year is 2038 and net neutrality has been dead for almost two decades. But a rebellious group managed to travel back to 2017...\n\nhttps://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form\n\nEdit: Obligatory thanks for the gold! Just trying to do my part on this fight, but as I don't live in the ... |
2017-06-18T17:52:52 | 2017-06-18T17:04:21 | 35 | 13 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Two depressed, suicidal people meet at the same bridge they plan to jump from. One begins to convince the other not to do it.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "The second car came to a stop on the side of the bridge. A man in a slightly creased brown suit stepped out of the vehicl... | [
{
"content": "[WP] Two depressed, suicidal people meet at the same bridge they plan to jump from. One begins to convince the other not to do it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The world had not been kind to either of them. That was easy to tell. The eyes told it all. It was the way they never see... |
2016-07-09T05:57:51 | 2016-07-09T03:10:42 | 16 | 10 | [
{
"content": "[WP] You and your pet rabbit live in a remote part of Australia, far away from your dark past. Animal control has come to your door and informed you that it is illegal to own a rabbit unless you can prove you are a magician. Now you must do something you swore you would never do again.\n\nEdit: O... | [
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"content": "[WP] You and your pet rabbit live in a remote part of Australia, far away from your dark past. Animal control has come to your door and informed you that it is illegal to own a rabbit unless you can prove you are a magician. Now you must do something you swore you would never do again.\n\nEdit: O... |
2016-05-19T13:16:11 | 2016-05-19T13:02:32 | 25 | 14 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy",
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},
{
"content": "What a day. My boss has never been in such a bad mood. On top of the proposal due next week, I now have a rushed budget to get out by Friday. I'm not... | [
{
"content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It started off as a nice day. I wasn't sore getting out of bed, which I usually am these days. I made a nice breakfast, eggs and toast. The weatherma... |
2017-09-14T15:50:54 | 2017-09-14T11:09:45 | 127 | 14 | [
{
"content": "[WP]: Your village idiot is full of the strangest superstitions. She goes on about washing one's hands, says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil and that medicines with mercury should be avoided at all costs. You're starting to suspect she might be onto something.... | [
{
"content": "[WP]: Your village idiot is full of the strangest superstitions. She goes on about washing one's hands, says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil and that medicines with mercury should be avoided at all costs. You're starting to suspect she might be onto something.... |
2022-04-15T19:29:53 | 2022-04-15T14:56:41 | 53 | 22 | [
{
"content": "[WP] \"Hello, my name is Mr Hades. As your teacher is out sick, I will your sub until they can return. Yes, I am a god. Yes, there are multiple pantheons. No, I will not tell you your future or grant you wishes. Now if everyone could please turn to page 157 in their textbooks we can get started\""... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Hello, my name is Mr Hades. As your teacher is out sick, I will your sub until they can return. Yes, I am a god. Yes, there are multiple pantheons. No, I will not tell you your future or grant you wishes. Now if everyone could please turn to page 157 in their textbooks we can get started\""... |
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