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"content": "[WP] you own a thrift shop which sells objects of immense power from fictional universes to others. Protagonists from all types of media frequent your store, and you have made quite a profit. Everything is going well until...",
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"content": "The door swings open and i... |
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"content": "[WP] A local bartender regularly hosts monsters and demons at his pub. When someone kidnaps his children, they learn the hard way just how close they are to him.",
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"content": "Being the only human bartender in town brought with it a lot of complications. Monsters, d... | [
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"content": "[WP] A local bartender regularly hosts monsters and demons at his pub. When someone kidnaps his children, they learn the hard way just how close they are to him.",
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"content": "They called them demons, devils, and monsters, and they called the place they drank Satan'... |
2020-10-30T11:56:26 | 2020-10-30T11:36:36 | 197 | 104 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a superhero, no one knows about your alter ego. Not even your spouse. You return home tired and disappointed one day after failing to capture your archnemises. You enter your bedroom to find your spouse struggling to get out of the costume of your archnemises.",
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2017-11-05T18:52:28 | 2017-11-05T18:20:52 | 1,861 | 157 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.",
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"content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.",
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"content": "[WP]A small tavern with good food is owned by the retired God of Balance. Waitress is a super-android 50,000 years from the future. Janitor is the best super soldier and general. Chef is the first and strongest mage. Bodyguard is the Grim Reaper who was fired. None of them know each other's identi... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are in heaven and you see a room that is empty except for a computer with one program running called Earth.exe. You see a tab with options of what to do to the universe and decide to have a little fun.",
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"content": "Nothing but white then nothing but black.... |
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"content": "[WP] The manned mission to Mars went off without a hitch. The transmissions came back right on schedule: \"Touchdown successful.\" \"Habitat functional.\" \"Life-support optimal.\" Then nothing for 48 hours. Then one last transmission: \"We were wrong. Planet inhabited. Do not send rescue.\"\n\n\n... | [
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"content": "[WP] The manned mission to Mars went off without a hitch. The transmissions came back right on schedule: \"Touchdown successful.\" \"Habitat functional.\" \"Life-support optimal.\" Then nothing for 48 hours. Then one last transmission: \"We were wrong. Planet inhabited. Do not send rescue.\"\n\n\n... |
2017-10-31T16:39:56 | 2017-10-31T16:23:05 | 296 | 176 | [
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"content": "[WP] Humans are the first sentients, putting us millenia ahead of aliens. Instead of acting like an \"elder\" species should, we create mysterious artifacts with no actual use, crop cicles and send spooky messages, like \"be quiet, you are in danger\" to the aliens, because we are still childish m... | [
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"content": "[WP] A genie is about to concede you your second wish, but a paradox created by your first one prevents him from doing so.",
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"content": "[WP] A genie is about to concede you your second wish, but a paradox created by your first one prevents him from doing so.",
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"content": "The police sirens grew louder.\n\nI stared at the Genie in horror. He looked back at me blankly.\n\n\"Is that okay?\" he asked. \... |
2019-03-02T19:32:13 | 2019-03-02T18:49:47 | 54 | 25 | [
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"content": "[WP]: You have been granted one wish by a almighty being. You wish for the powers of a god. Problem is, you didn’t specify what god you wanted to be.",
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"content": "\"So... You're God.\"\n\nI swirled my glass around and sighed. Same question every time. But I had to ... | [
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"content": "[WP]: You have been granted one wish by a almighty being. You wish for the powers of a god. Problem is, you didn’t specify what god you wanted to be.",
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"content": "\"So, what happens now?\" I asked, staring at God. \"Do I suddenly manifest abilities?\" God smiled do... |
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"content": "[WP]: it's the year 2057. Queen Elizabeth still reigns. People are getting suspicious.",
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"content": "Buckingham Palace. Here I am. Here to confront...\n\nHer...\n\nI marched through the castle, past all the guards who just stood there staring at me\n\nShe knew I was... | [
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"content": "[WP]: it's the year 2057. Queen Elizabeth still reigns. People are getting suspicious.",
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"content": "\"Long live the queen.\" I say without thinking. The small living room falls quiet, fanning out rapidly around me. The party grows awkward quickly. They are all ne... |
2017-05-11T08:45:43 | 2017-05-11T08:11:31 | 219 | 19 | [
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"content": "[WP] Death offers a game for your life. You decide on D&D.\n\nEdit: Holy shit! I leave for a few days to study for exams and this post blew up. Thank you all so much!",
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"content": "\"I choose an RPG!\" I said.\n\nDeath, tall grim skeleton-specter, smiled back. ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Death offers a game for your life. You decide on D&D.\n\nEdit: Holy shit! I leave for a few days to study for exams and this post blew up. Thank you all so much!",
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"content": "Chad was furiously flipping through the instructions. What ever had prompted him... |
2015-03-31T11:10:46 | 2015-03-31T09:09:36 | 241 | 63 | [
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"content": "[WP] Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend.\n\nedit: thank you for all the truly great stories, and for taking this in directions I didn't expect.",
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"content": "I don't know why I can s... |
2017-01-07T07:05:00 | 2017-01-07T06:44:50 | 14 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Three weary survivors around a fire recount how the apocalypse happened - but their stories aren't the same.",
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"content": "[WP] Three weary survivors around a fire recount how the apocalypse happened - but their stories aren't the same.",
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"content": "\"Picture this: I'm sitting at my desk, sipping a cup of joe, and then ... fire. Didn't take long to work out exactly what had happened.\"... |
2016-11-05T21:40:11 | 2016-11-05T21:35:54 | 29 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are an Australian test cricket selector. You keep on selecting Mitch Marsh for the test team, and then you are forced to justify your choice.",
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"content": "Those pictures will ruin my life I thought to myself. I'll lose my job, my wife, my kids. How did he ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are an Australian test cricket selector. You keep on selecting Mitch Marsh for the test team, and then you are forced to justify your choice.",
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"content": "Marsh is a good batsman. We feel he adds a lot with the ball as a 4th seam option which we need if Si... |
2021-10-08T08:55:06 | 2021-10-08T08:41:20 | 151 | 43 | [
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"content": "[WP] In a world where reincarnation with a full knowledge of your past life is real, authorities struggle to protect society by keeping the worst criminals and serial killers in prison alive for as long as possible to delay their eventual escape back into society via the reincarnation process.",
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2014-11-29T15:22:56 | 2014-11-29T15:22:15 | 24 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a teenager with the ability to measure how \"Dangerous\" people are on a scale from 1 to 10 just by looking at them. A normal child would be a 1, while a trained man with an assault rifle might be a 7. Today, you notice the unassuming new kid at school measures a 10.",
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2017-03-16T09:36:09 | 2017-03-16T08:10:01 | 100 | 29 | [
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"content": "[WP] You form a pact with the monster in your closet to work together in order to get rid of your terrible roommate.",
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"content": "Mommy was crying again. I walked into Matty’s room. Matty was in his crib crying, too, but that was okay because he always cries. Mommy... | [
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"content": "[WP] You form a pact with the monster in your closet to work together in order to get rid of your terrible roommate.",
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"content": "Steve never believed in it but I knew it was real. It gave me nightmares threatened anyone close to me but frankly it was still nicer t... |
2018-06-29T10:08:34 | 2018-06-29T10:01:31 | 5,321 | 183 | [
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"content": "[WP] Every human has a 'luck rating' - a number from 1-100 that defines how lucky they can be. Born with a rating of 100, you're confined in a maximum security prison. You think your luck should get you out easily - that is, until you see that all the other inmates also have luck ratings of 100.",... | [
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"content": "[WP] A demon who is really bad at his job keeps accidentally making the person he is possessing's life better",
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"content": "\"Dude, it's like he's possessed or something!\" Jeremy shouted over the roar of applause between songs.\n\nThe \"Satan's Armada\" concert was... | [
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"content": "[WP] A demon who is really bad at his job keeps accidentally making the person he is possessing's life better",
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"content": "Progress Sheet: ~~Dezz~~ ~~Dezemon~~ ~~Desmon???~~ D. Emon.\n\n\nAug 1\n\nSneak in lottery ticket into bag. (Failed)\n\n\nAug 2\n\nSneak in ... |
2014-07-07T07:52:08 | 2014-07-07T07:35:29 | 91 | 35 | [
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"content": "[Wp] Write a story that will make me question my morality.\n\nWrite a story that is so shocking it will make me question my morality.\n\nEdit: Wow. \n",
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"content": "Lins eyelids came down slowly. Her hands went trough the motions of piercing the needle trough the le... | [
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"content": "The guy that honked was just another impatient urbanite asswhipe. I stand by my decision; who wouldn'... |
2017-07-23T06:47:27 | 2017-07-23T06:09:40 | 66 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] In a world of superheroes and super villians you are perhaps the most successful super villians ever. Your trick is that you don't wear any costume and as far as you know you aren't any superheroes radar.",
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"content": "I would have loved to tell the man over th... |
2020-05-03T09:40:34 | 2020-05-03T09:17:57 | 2,728 | 873 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your sister disappeared on her way to school, but no one noticed. When you asked your parents they told you you didn’t have a sister. All the family pictures in your house only show you and your parents. You spend the next 7 years investigating until you receive a knock on your door.",
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"content": "[WP] You are a seemingly normal person, but with one uncanny ability; to see other people’s true intent. You become famous, revered by spy agencies, loathed by politicians. One afternoon, you meet someone else with this ability, and the world becomes terrified of you.",
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"content": "[Wp] It is the year 2032. Due to increasing obesity, fast food joints have been banned entirely. Tell us the tale of bootlegging and speakeasies in this troubled time of prohibition.",
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"content": "\"You wanna get you some of that Mc'Donalds? I got two special Big Ma... | [
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"content": "Well trafficking burgers ain't easy, let me tell you. Goverment searc... |
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"content": "[WP] After you die, you find out that the karma accumulated on Reddit is counted in the karma used for your reincarnation",
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"content": "This was all very new to me, death.\n\nOne minute I was enjoying a delicious chocolate dip from Dairy Queen and the next I was lay... | [
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"content": "[WP] After you die, you find out that the karma accumulated on Reddit is counted in the karma used for your reincarnation",
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"content": "1,000,000 Karma basically makes you a god. I mean i wouldnt know, i had....5k? That wasnt even close to leper territory. Thats lik... |
2015-01-21T22:48:58 | 2015-01-21T22:26:31 | 19 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Every person in the world develops a weird mutation/power the day they turn 16. Everyone's powers are always different, some more insignificant than others. You turn 16, and watch as all your friends discover their newfound ability's. That is, until you discover the severity of your own.",
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"content": "[WP] Mankind lost the war. In the final seconds before his execution, the last human looks up with a smile and says \"We left you a present.\"",
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"content": "Its edges were cold and sharp. It wondered what it would do with the mass it would acquire, trillions of kilo... | [
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"content": "[WP] Mankind lost the war. In the final seconds before his execution, the last human looks up with a smile and says \"We left you a present.\"",
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"content": "This was it. This was the absolute grand daddy of all. His last meal was a nacho grande bean burrito with hor... |
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"content": "[WP] A cult captured you and successfully sacrificed your girlfriend to bring their evil deity into the world. What no one knew, however, was that the sacrificed soul became the core of their summoned Dark Goddess.",
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"content": "[WP] A cult captured you and successfully sacrificed your girlfriend to bring their evil deity into the world. What no one knew, however, was that the sacrificed soul became the core of their summoned Dark Goddess.",
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"content": "'What's wrong babe? I thought you lik... |
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"content": "[WP] A demon just devoured your soul. You are both very confused as to why you are still alive.",
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"content": "\"You should be dead.\"\n\n\"Think so? I feel okay.\" Ted looked up into the glowering face, a face from comic books and dungeon manuals.\n\n\"This is new... | [
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"content": "[WP] A demon just devoured your soul. You are both very confused as to why you are still alive.",
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"content": "\"Wait. Did you just tried to cheat me? What now? Do I still *get paid*?\" I said to the demon standing inside the blood pentacle.\n\n*\"I DONT KNOW MORTAL!... |
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"content": "[WP] You are part of the league, the superheroes who save the world, yet you never go on missions. You are only called for one thing only. Total annihilation, for when they don't want survivors.",
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"content": "[WP] You are part of the league, the superheroes who save the world, yet you never go on missions. You are only called for one thing only. Total annihilation, for when they don't want survivors.",
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"content": "I am death. Some whisper about a monster, which suddenly ... |
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"content": "[WP] After being hunted to extinction, the last Orc has been found at the edge of the world...",
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"content": "\"There is no where left to run, pig!\" \n  \nThe Orc breathed heavily, weary from the hunt. Sweat was pouring off of him, the scorching sun robb... | [
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"content": "[WP] After being hunted to extinction, the last Orc has been found at the edge of the world...",
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"content": "[WP] Once you die you must watch your entire life from five different points of view. Your own, the one who loved you the most, the one who hated you the most, the one you helped the most and the one you wronged the most.",
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"content": "“Awaken, Andrew,” a voice rous... | [
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"content": "The last sensation I can recal... |
2015-02-20T07:19:35 | 2015-02-20T05:08:17 | 58 | 28 | [
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"content": "[WP] A sealed ancient evil breaks free and finds itself utterly unprepared for the modern world.",
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"content": "\"We will block the sun out with our wings. We have been here forevermore and it is time to reclaim the land that was once ours. We will blanket the mortal... | [
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"content": "[WP] A sealed ancient evil breaks free and finds itself utterly unprepared for the modern world.",
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"content": "Sometimes there is nothing to do but wait. Wait and bide our time. Sometimes things don't turn out the way we wish they would have. \n\nBut there is always... |
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"content": "[WP] When you sleep, instead of dreaming, you see a list of tips and tricks that will help you the next day. One night, you only see one tip, “Always aim for the head”.",
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"content": "I woke in a cold sweat, furiously cataloging projectile weapons. I don't own any, a... |
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"content": "[WP] As a joke/Tic, an atheist always thanks the Dark Lord when good things happen. When they die, they are shocked to find out that The Dark Lord is real, and they are his favorite follower, as they never, ever asked for anything.\n\nThe Dark Lord's favor could be pleasant, or ironic, or mundane.... | [
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"content": "[WP] It’s been weeks since your friend returned with godlike powers, unwilling to explain how. She is however getting increasingly frustrated by you not noticing her making the move on you.",
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"content": "[WP] It’s been weeks since your friend returned with godlike powers, unwilling to explain how. She is however getting increasingly frustrated by you not noticing her making the move on you.",
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"content": "Gabriel had been aloof recently, and flighty. I wanted to stud... |
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"content": "[WP] Do the crime, do the time - but the reverse is also true, you can choose to serve jail time in advance of any crime you want to commit. After voluntarily spending 50 years in prison one individual is set to be released and the world watches in anticipation of whatever they do next.",
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"content": "[WP] Do the crime, do the time - but the reverse is also true, you can choose to serve jail time in advance of any crime you want to commit. After voluntarily spending 50 years in prison one individual is set to be released and the world watches in anticipation of whatever they do next.",
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"content": "[WP] Across the galaxy, a synthetic drug known as \"Fury\" is illegal everywhere due to its effects on the mind and body, humans call it Adrenalin and they can make it naturally.",
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"content": "[WP] You are a super hero. Near-instant healing, no sense of pain, super strength. The catch is, for 1 hour per year, you have to suffer all of the stored up pain and suffering from the whole year. That hour begins in just a few minutes.\n\nEdit: Gold? Thanks! First time!",
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"content": "[WP] \"never hire humans\" is a standard \"no duh\" statement across the universe. But by galactic standards, humans are cheap. So an alien overlord has just hired 500 humans to work on his personal resort colony. And things start going horribly wrong.\n\nEDIT: easily my most upvoted post ever. Th... | [
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"content": "[WP] With the hero tied up to the death trap, the villain starts their monologue. Just then, a henchman trips over a cord and triggers the trap, killing the hero. \"Oh crap, this wasn't a part of the plan,\" says the alarmed villain.",
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"content": "[WP] you are a retired special ops soldier bored with civilian life, you decide to hire hitmen off of the dark web to kill you as a form of entertainment.",
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"content": "[WP] you are a retired special ops soldier bored with civilian life, you decide to hire hitmen off of the dark web to kill you as a form of entertainment.",
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"content": "I pause the audio file and leave my office, to get a coffee. \n\n\"Who were you on the phone to, ... |
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"content": "[WP] You’ve just realized that you are not a human, but rather a parasite controlling someone.",
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"content": "\"Jonny we love you no matter what honey. We'll wait as long as we have to for you\" a soft, desperate whisper croons from the other side of a wooden door. \... |
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"content": "[WP] You are a superhero who's ability subconciously freezes time whenever someone nearby is in mortal danger. Usually its obvious who's in trouble and you can save them quickly, but not this time - it's been 10 years.\n\nEdit: guys the responses have been amazing, some funny stories and some deep... | [
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"content": "[WP]You are a guard in a video game. The main character thinks that they are always able to successfully sneak past you. They don't, you notice every time but would prefer not to have you and your friends be mercilessly slaughtered.",
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"content": "[WP] Every time you die, you automatically travel back to 5 minutes before your death. After cheating death so many times, you finally find yourself in a position where you can't seem to escape it. It takes you years to figure out how to escape this death.",
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"content": "[WP] \"We WILL be friends, whether you like it or not, you stupid, stubborn old lizard!\" - yelled the Vampire at the ancient Dragon. Because what is the point of immortality, if you have nobody to share it with?",
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"content": "[WP] \"We WILL be friends, whether you like it or not, you stupid, stubborn old lizard!\" - yelled the Vampire at the ancient Dragon. Because what is the point of immortality, if you have nobody to share it with?",
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"content": "[WP] Growing increasingly frustrated by the stupid decisions of the protagonist, the narrator starts rooting for the bad guys.",
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"content": "[WP] Growing increasingly frustrated by the stupid decisions of the protagonist, the narrator starts rooting for the bad guys.",
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"content": "*Uuu, a dollar!*\n\nBruce said as he walked over to pick up the money on the ground. But as he tried to grasp it, the money f... |
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"content": "[WP] The year is 3,450,677. Every possible invention has been invented. Every combination has been combined. Every question ever asked, whether scientific, spiritual, or philosophical has been definitively answered. Except you. You have the last original idea in the entire universe.",
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"content": "[WP]The smarter you are, the slower time moves for you. It's been 63 years and the doctor just handed you to your mom.",
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"content": "[WP]The smarter you are, the slower time moves for you. It's been 63 years and the doctor just handed you to your mom.",
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"content": "This life is gonna be the longest yet, so I figured I'll explain the situation in words you onlookers can understand. See I'm not nat... |
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"content": "[WP] Suddenly across the globe, large, feathered, rotted corpses begin to drop out of the sky. They are soon identified to be Angels.",
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"content": "\"Have you tasted one?\" Theo Brashear booms. His grin is white and toothy, his grey hair leonine. He stalks around th... |
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"content": "[WP] Following World War III, all the nations of the world agree to 50 years of strict isolation from one another in order to prevent additional conflicts. 50 years later, the United States comes out of exile only to learn that no one else actually went into isolation.",
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"content": "[WP] Foreshadow the character's death so subtly that I still don't see it coming even though I requested it.",
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"content": "He was a healthy man.\n\nHe ate healthy foods.\n\nHe did regular exercise.\n\nHe did daily chores.\n\nHe did an active and outdoor job.\n\nHe d... |
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"content": "[WP] You wake up in your best friends house as a roomba, and you try relentlessly to get your friend to realize who you are.",
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"content": "I tap his foot, \"it's me!\" I mean, \nHe kicks me hard, tells me to clean. \nIf I could, then I think I'd weep, \... | [
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"content": "[WP] You wake up in your best friends house as a roomba, and you try relentlessly to get your friend to realize who you are.",
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"content": "Zoom-\n\n-Zoom\n\nZoom-\n\n-Zoom\n\nDay after day, it's all I do. I have no idea how long it's been since I woke up here. Melis... |
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"content": "[WP] You notice one day that you are compelled to keep every promise you ever made. The news shows the world in a panic as is everyone else is forced do to the same. It seems that that people with too many conflicting promises go comatose, including many elected officials.",
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"content": "[WP] There is a species famous for shutting themselves in Virtual Reality, living their lives in fake worlds, this planet should be easy to invade, your masters said, turns out, a lot of members of that species have been spending their entire time in realistic combat simulations.",
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"content": "[WP] Being a supervillain married to a super hero you have to be very convert with your relationship. You thought you were doing a good job till one of your henchmen begs you the two of you to stop flirting while in the middle of your monologue.",
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"content": "[WP] Every time you die, your consciousness shifts to another reality where everything is the same, except you survived. The transition is usually seamless, but at 178 years, you're starting to notice.",
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"content": "[WP] Every time you die, your consciousness shifts to another reality where everything is the same, except you survived. The transition is usually seamless, but at 178 years, you're starting to notice.",
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"content": "There's that tree you just hit, blowing gently in ... |
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"content": "[WP]: The most sought woman in the town has announced that she will marry whoever can open her door with the key around her cats neck. Many have tried to catch, trap and hunt down the cat, who always escapes. You are the first to figure out they've all been doing this all wrong.",
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"content": "[WP] \"Witch! Heathen! Burn her!\" You watch with amusement as they begin lighting the pyre under you. The flames tickle your feet, bringing a familiar warmth with them. They are silly to that think they could actually burn a dragon with fire.",
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"content": "[WP] Due to the increasing ammount of souls that need reaping, Death has decided to upgrade from a scythe to a farming combine.",
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"content": "[WP] Due to the increasing ammount of souls that need reaping, Death has decided to upgrade from a scythe to a farming combine.",
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"content": "[WP] A field surgeon in a fantasy world has performed life saving surgery on many an orc war band before, unwittingly becoming blood brothers with most of his patients. In his darkest days, his extended family comes to offer their hands.",
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"content": "[WP] There is one Ironclad rule in the world: If you have powers, you are probably going to be a Hero or Villain. You have some extremely powerful abilities, but you said you never wanted to be a Hero. Now everybody is convinced you want to be a Villain, and won't stop trying to \"save you from ev... | [
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"content": "[WP] There is one Ironclad rule in the world: If you have powers, you are probably going to be a Hero or Villain. You have some extremely powerful abilities, but you said you never wanted to be a Hero. Now everybody is convinced you want to be a Villain, and won't stop trying to \"save you from ev... |
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"content": "[WP] A hacker finally solves Cicada 3301 after working on it for 3 years, and is admited into the secret society. What happens next?\n\nJust in case you're not familiar, here is some background on Cicada 3301:\n\n* [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicada_3301)\n* [Telegraph Article](http:... | [
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"content": "[WP] You often get mistaken for your twin sister. Though it never really bothered you, now that she's become one of the most feared criminals in city, it's starting to become a problem.",
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"content": "Me and my sister get called out for a lot of nonsense. It started ... |
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"content": "[WP] Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend.\n\nedit: thank you for all the truly great stories, and for taking this in directions I didn't expect.",
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"content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.",
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"content": "[WP] Due to overpopulation, a law was passed globally that requires everyone to hibernate for 100 years at a time after every 90 years. Today is Shutdown Day. As you finish getting tucked into your pod, you instantly notice eyes being shut all around you. But something is wrong. You are still awak... | [
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"content": "[WP] For 24 hours anyone can respond to customers, coworkers and managers however they'd like without getting fired. Like the Purge, but instead of murder, it's brutal workplace honesty.",
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"content": "I've lined up all the people who came in five minutes before clos... |
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"content": "[WP] You finally have an exterminator scheduled to rid your place of cock roaches. You wake up to see a whole mass of them next to your bed. They want to negotiate.",
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"content": "[WP] You finally have an exterminator scheduled to rid your place of cock roaches. You wake up to see a whole mass of them next to your bed. They want to negotiate.",
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"content": "[WP] Every person has a button they can press at night that deposits a large sum of money to their bank account. However, the first person to press it each night is horrifically killed.",
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"content": "[WP] Every person has a button they can press at night that deposits a large sum of money to their bank account. However, the first person to press it each night is horrifically killed.",
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"content": "They both knew they were going to be millionaires. \n\nIn the grea... |
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"content": "[WP] You are a phone. Your owner is texting a girl they like, and you know likes them back. Time to \"auto-correct\" to help them out.",
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"content": "[WP] You are a phone. Your owner is texting a girl they like, and you know likes them back. Time to \"auto-correct\" to help them out.",
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"content": "[WP]You live in a Dystopian world where eye color determines your social class. 20 years later a baby is born with red eyes.\n\nThis could be fun it already has implied racial themes, discrimination and anti-meritocracy. Do with it what you will.",
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"content": "[WP] You are the exception to all laws. No matter what horrible crime you commit anywhere in the world, the police won't try to stop you, sometimes they even help. One day, the people had enough and decide to kill you, that's when they realize why the world governments gave you this privilege...",... | [
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"content": "[WP] From your first memories, you've always had a still, small, voice inside your head that gave you the 'right' answer whenever any question arose. The answers have always been peaceful, factual, and fair. This voice has gotten you far. But today, instead of an answer, the voice screamed in terr... | [
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"content": "[WP] As well as yearly birthdays, everyone has yearly 'deathdays', which mark the anniversary of the day they will die.",
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"content": "[WP] As well as yearly birthdays, everyone has yearly 'deathdays', which mark the anniversary of the day they will die.",
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"content": "[WP] An alien super-intelligence routinely teleports a random creature from every inhabited planet's most dangerous species into a massive battle royale. Humans are known as a weak species with strange but useless textiles and objects. This year, a battle-ready soldier is chosen.",
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"content": "[WP] An alien super-intelligence routinely teleports a random creature from every inhabited planet's most dangerous species into a massive battle royale. Humans are known as a weak species with strange but useless textiles and objects. This year, a battle-ready soldier is chosen.",
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2019-07-27T17:37:26 | 2019-07-27T16:35:10 | 34 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP]: Dog Heaven actually has a pretty large human population. That’s just where you go when you weren’t really good enough to get to human Heaven, but good enough to your dog that they wish you were there too.",
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"content": "I had died.\n\nI recognized the fact that... | [
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"content": "[WP]: Dog Heaven actually has a pretty large human population. That’s just where you go when you weren’t really good enough to get to human Heaven, but good enough to your dog that they wish you were there too.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "\"Hey Baxter, could I...have a treat?\" \... |
2018-04-06T07:56:03 | 2018-04-06T07:48:14 | 186 | 106 | [
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"content": "[WP] An isolated group of NPCs live near the very edge of the generated worldmap where the accuracy of floating-point numbers start to degrade, full of strange geological formations and supernatural phenomena\n\nbased on a weird nightmare i had couple nights ago and old memories of minecraft",
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"content": "[WP] An isolated group of NPCs live near the very edge of the generated worldmap where the accuracy of floating-point numbers start to degrade, full of strange geological formations and supernatural phenomena\n\nbased on a weird nightmare i had couple nights ago and old memories of minecraft",
... |
2021-01-25T09:28:28 | 2021-01-25T09:03:41 | 138 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP]: Rule of thumb: If you see something on a foreign planet that has all the outward traits of an apex predator, but no obvious and apparent way to kill you - run. The methods in which they kill aren't something you want to see.",
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"content": "\"That thing is massi... | [
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"content": "[WP]: Rule of thumb: If you see something on a foreign planet that has all the outward traits of an apex predator, but no obvious and apparent way to kill you - run. The methods in which they kill aren't something you want to see.",
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"content": "Centuries apart in ou... |
2018-04-04T07:55:36 | 2018-04-04T07:48:23 | 768 | 102 | [
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"content": "[WP] The new guy in your office is nice enough, but you don't know why nobody else can see that he's literally just a group of otters in a trenchcoat.",
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"content": "It was 11:00 on a Thursday that I found myself huddled in me cubicle questioning my sanity. This was ... | [
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"content": "[WP] The new guy in your office is nice enough, but you don't know why nobody else can see that he's literally just a group of otters in a trenchcoat.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "Brad stared at the new co-worker, Paul. Or, he should’ve clarified, Paul #1, #2, and #3. The man (ott... |
2019-12-06T11:08:43 | 2019-12-06T08:48:30 | 43 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] The zombie apocalypse has happened across almost the entire planet. However, Switzerland has somehow remained so neutral that zombies never set foot in the country.",
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"content": "\"Gopf verdammi nomol, es gibt immer so viel schiis uusländer!\" The disgruntled s... | [
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"content": "[WP] The zombie apocalypse has happened across almost the entire planet. However, Switzerland has somehow remained so neutral that zombies never set foot in the country.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "“C’mon Liz lets get to this fucking plane. I will not miss this- it will be the d... |
2016-04-15T05:15:16 | 2016-04-15T04:45:23 | 1,097 | 165 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are an archaeologist and have just dug up a dinosaur. That's because you've dug up an entire museum.\n\nSince I wasn't all that clear in the prompt, here's a drunk attempt at explaining it: \n\nDinosaurs get wiped out, humanity digs them up. Humanity gets wiped out, someone/something else... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are an archaeologist and have just dug up a dinosaur. That's because you've dug up an entire museum.\n\nSince I wasn't all that clear in the prompt, here's a drunk attempt at explaining it: \n\nDinosaurs get wiped out, humanity digs them up. Humanity gets wiped out, someone/something else... |
2017-05-31T08:55:19 | 2017-05-31T07:48:23 | 138 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] write a short horror story that seems completely normal and non scary until the very last sentence at which point it becomes absolutely terrifying.",
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"content": "Max stood by the barn entrance, trying to hold back his tears. A tough thing for a child to see, I ... | [
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"content": "[WP] write a short horror story that seems completely normal and non scary until the very last sentence at which point it becomes absolutely terrifying.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "\"I see the moon and the moon sees me...\", the voice sang smoothly and sweetly.\n\nLike so many ot... |
2021-05-02T02:32:12 | 2021-05-02T02:23:26 | 21 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] You find an abandoned altar in the middle of a forest. You’ve read about them in class. Abandoned altars would mean someone – or a group – had abandoned their deity. Saddened by the betrayal of the worshipper to his worshipped, you clean the altar. You never thought the forgotten god bless yo... | [
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"content": "[WP] You find an abandoned altar in the middle of a forest. You’ve read about them in class. Abandoned altars would mean someone – or a group – had abandoned their deity. Saddened by the betrayal of the worshipper to his worshipped, you clean the altar. You never thought the forgotten god bless yo... |
2016-02-16T19:59:23 | 2016-02-16T18:12:19 | 1,389 | 199 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your phone is sentient, and knows the girl you like is interested in you. It uses auto-correct to try and \"subtlety\" get you to ask her out. This has been going on for a while.",
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"content": "You: Hey, Sarah! It's been a long time since we talked, we should ha... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your phone is sentient, and knows the girl you like is interested in you. It uses auto-correct to try and \"subtlety\" get you to ask her out. This has been going on for a while.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "*My sensors have indicated a strong probability of attraction betwee... |
2019-10-15T10:40:32 | 2019-10-15T09:08:44 | 32 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] You wake up in a hospital with a massive headache. As you regain your vision, you notice the room is packed with terrified scientists, politicians, and soldiers aiming their rifles at you. A five star general walks in, gives the order to remove the muzzle around your mouth, and only asks \"Wh... | [
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"content": "[WP] You wake up in a hospital with a massive headache. As you regain your vision, you notice the room is packed with terrified scientists, politicians, and soldiers aiming their rifles at you. A five star general walks in, gives the order to remove the muzzle around your mouth, and only asks \"Wh... |
2016-05-19T11:23:33 | 2016-05-19T09:03:34 | 208 | 24 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy",
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"content": "Sheryl kisses me on the cheek, patting my shoulder. I put an arm around her waist briefly; she is in the middle of getting dressed and we're running ... | [
{
"content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I’m a very structured man. I’ve had a strict morning routine for 24 years now. \n\nSunday, March 22, 1992 I discovered the perfect way to start my ... |
2017-01-20T13:51:03 | 2017-01-20T13:00:41 | 551 | 120 | [
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"content": "[WP] When a child comes of age their greatest quality manifests itself as a familiar that will follow them for life. You just turned 21 and you still didn't have one, until this morning when two showed up and they terrify you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "When Howard awoke that fa... | [
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"content": "[WP] When a child comes of age their greatest quality manifests itself as a familiar that will follow them for life. You just turned 21 and you still didn't have one, until this morning when two showed up and they terrify you.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Everyone has a quality th... |
2020-05-19T23:13:00 | 2020-05-19T22:49:52 | 29 | 19 | [
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"content": "[WP] The year is 2082. Queen Elizabeth is 156 years old. people are starting to get suspicious.",
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"content": "\"Don't you find it a bit weird though?\" Bob asked suspiciously. Bob was the token old geezer at the local whistle wetter. He was 75 years of age, old enou... | [
{
"content": "[WP] The year is 2082. Queen Elizabeth is 156 years old. people are starting to get suspicious.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "\"Your Majesty,\" she bowed deeply, \"I have come to request and audience.\"\n\n\"Charlotte,\" she acknowledged, beckoning her forward. A hand movement clea... |
2015-12-05T14:43:55 | 2015-12-05T13:45:57 | 26 | 15 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Write the letter that you always wanted to, but never did.\n\nMost of the writing prompts I see on here are for fictional stories, but this is only one small corner of the larger art of writing. In this prompt, I'd like you to consider writing something a little more personal, and in a form t... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write the letter that you always wanted to, but never did.\n\nMost of the writing prompts I see on here are for fictional stories, but this is only one small corner of the larger art of writing. In this prompt, I'd like you to consider writing something a little more personal, and in a form t... |
2020-07-22T05:26:38 | 2020-07-22T02:20:01 | 15 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"So, you don'r rule over Hell?\" \"No,\" replied Satan. \"Hell is much older than me or even my followers. The original inhabitants of this place are the ones in charge. They ruled over us, before we managed to escape.\" \"Escaped?\" Satan sighs. \"Let's just say, there's a reason God built ... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"So, you don'r rule over Hell?\" \"No,\" replied Satan. \"Hell is much older than me or even my followers. The original inhabitants of this place are the ones in charge. They ruled over us, before we managed to escape.\" \"Escaped?\" Satan sighs. \"Let's just say, there's a reason God built ... |
2018-10-18T12:55:05 | 2018-10-18T12:01:54 | 175 | 79 | [
{
"content": "[WP] The genie granted your wish: to be able to understand and speak every language. Your mind is flooded with thousands upon thousands of dead and living languages, human and alien alike. But, most surprisingly, you also now understand the operating system running the universe.",
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"content": "[WP] The genie granted your wish: to be able to understand and speak every language. Your mind is flooded with thousands upon thousands of dead and living languages, human and alien alike. But, most surprisingly, you also now understand the operating system running the universe.",
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2021-09-29T21:52:55 | 2021-09-29T21:42:35 | 96 | 26 | [
{
"content": "[WP] You've worked at this pet shop for a long time. In fact, you've worked there longer than time has passed outside it walls. Somewhere in this shop, there is a creature that is bending time to keep you at work longer and longer. If you don't find it soon, someday you may never clock out.",
... | [
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"content": "[WP] You've worked at this pet shop for a long time. In fact, you've worked there longer than time has passed outside it walls. Somewhere in this shop, there is a creature that is bending time to keep you at work longer and longer. If you don't find it soon, someday you may never clock out.",
... |
2016-01-01T20:28:08 | 2016-01-01T19:30:06 | 57 | 34 | [
{
"content": "[WP]Aliens come to Earth in hoping to wipe us out and take over the planet, but are honorable and gives us a fighting chance. They announce they will return in 100 years so as to give Earth a chance to prepare and defend itself. Neither side expected what the other would bring to war",
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"content": "[WP]Aliens come to Earth in hoping to wipe us out and take over the planet, but are honorable and gives us a fighting chance. They announce they will return in 100 years so as to give Earth a chance to prepare and defend itself. Neither side expected what the other would bring to war",
"role":... |
2022-02-23T06:13:22 | 2022-02-23T04:44:47 | 458 | 127 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your toddler's babbling has the unusual effect to summon demonic entities. However, as the kid can't speak, read or write, they are stuck here until he can properly understand and agree to a contract. You are already housing three of them and starting to run out of rooms.",
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"content": "[WP] Your toddler's babbling has the unusual effect to summon demonic entities. However, as the kid can't speak, read or write, they are stuck here until he can properly understand and agree to a contract. You are already housing three of them and starting to run out of rooms.",
"role": "user"... |
2016-01-04T02:32:16 | 2016-01-04T00:54:57 | 41 | 21 | [
{
"content": "[WP] In the galaxy, humans are renowned for their affinity at problem solving. This leads to humans growing frustrated at aliens getting stuck with simple problems.",
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},
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"content": "For decades they had wondered. The galaxy was riddled with worlds capable of bearing in... | [
{
"content": "[WP] In the galaxy, humans are renowned for their affinity at problem solving. This leads to humans growing frustrated at aliens getting stuck with simple problems.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\"Seriously captain?\" Chel sighed, running her good hand through her hair, resisting t... |
2018-05-25T05:45:05 | 2018-05-24T23:40:02 | 27 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] When an animal dies, we often use the expression \"crossing the rainbow bridge.\" This is not by accident, every animal crosses the Bifröst, having earned their place in Valhalla defending us from a greater evil then we could ever know. Tell their stories.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "[WP] When an animal dies, we often use the expression \"crossing the rainbow bridge.\" This is not by accident, every animal crosses the Bifröst, having earned their place in Valhalla defending us from a greater evil then we could ever know. Tell their stories.",
"role": "user"
},
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"c... |
2016-11-03T09:23:39 | 2016-11-03T06:14:59 | 31 | 21 | [
{
"content": "[WP] You are notified when you visit somewhere for the last time. Today, the notification appears everywhere you go.\n\n[deleted]",
"role": "user"
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"content": "I was in line for my daily coffee when I got the first one: a little ping from the device on my wrist with a notification ... | [
{
"content": "[WP] You are notified when you visit somewhere for the last time. Today, the notification appears everywhere you go.\n\n[deleted]",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\"The fuck? That's like the thirtieth message today.\"\n\n\"What's that?\"\n\nJoe is waiting for his order next to me. He'... |
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