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2014-12-29T11:25:43 | 2014-12-29T10:30:03 | 14 | 10 | [
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2021-09-26T13:59:00 | 2021-09-26T13:48:55 | 257 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"And now, I require a test of bravery.\" You sneer, \"Oh, and what shall it be? Slay a dragon? Or something equally stupid?\" The Fae smiles knowingly, \"When was the last time you visited home?\" Your face pales...",
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"content": "I breathed in: \"No\"\n\nThe F... |
2020-04-28T06:45:50 | 2020-04-28T06:12:15 | 70 | 41 | [
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"content": "[WP] You just gave birth, your son has a colored hair like none before, the doctor declares that your son has been infected with a syndrome called the \"Protagonist\". Your lifespan has now been reduced to mere days.",
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"content": "“Is everything OK with my child?”\n... | [
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"content": "*\"When my son was born, I was the ... |
2020-01-04T18:03:50 | 2020-01-04T17:19:47 | 143 | 46 | [
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"content": "[WP] Humans are the only species in the universe with pets. As humanity enters the ranks of the Galactic Empire humanity soon is known as \"The Beastmasters\", taming even the worst nightmares of alien bedtime stories.",
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"content": "######[](#dropcap)\n\nIt's spawn ... |
2019-10-21T12:49:38 | 2019-10-21T12:03:35 | 89 | 63 | [
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"content": "[WP] Grandpa has talked gibberish since an accident in '79. One day, while converting grandma's VHS tapes to digital, you find yourself rewinding some footage. Grandpa comes into frame. You realize you can understand what he's saying and the words terrify you.",
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2017-07-01T21:37:47 | 2017-07-01T20:06:58 | 37 | 24 | [
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"content": "[WP] Theorising that so-called \"life-force\" or \"souls\" is actually just the electricity coursing through the nerves of living things, you try to sacrifice a battery to a demon.",
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"content": "the Flames came from the ground in a great thunderous sound, the room l... | [
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"content": "[WP] Theorising that so-called \"life-force\" or \"souls\" is actually just the electricity coursing through the nerves of living things, you try to sacrifice a battery to a demon.",
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"content": "Obviously I've made mistakes in long life, I'll grant you that. But for... |
2017-01-28T07:43:43 | 2017-01-28T07:42:49 | 1,851 | 243 | [
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"content": "[WP] A supervillain kidnaps a civilian and keeps them hostage, taunting on live television for the superhero to come find them. Unbeknownst to the villain, the kidnapped civilian is the superhero.\n\nDid I butcher the title or what?\n\nThis is blowing up! All the responses have been diverse and re... | [
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"content": "[WP] A supervillain kidnaps a civilian and keeps them hostage, taunting on live television for the superhero to come find them. Unbeknownst to the villain, the kidnapped civilian is the superhero.\n\nDid I butcher the title or what?\n\nThis is blowing up! All the responses have been diverse and re... |
2017-12-29T13:49:00 | 2017-12-29T13:18:06 | 71 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"One cannot own these lands,\" the native explained patiently to the eager colonist,\"No, really, you can't. We tried.\"",
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"content": "The fear in his eyes burrowed into me like the shriek of a raven on a cold night.\n\nTurn back, he said, through the voice of... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"One cannot own these lands,\" the native explained patiently to the eager colonist,\"No, really, you can't. We tried.\"",
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"content": "\"Fortune to you, *ch'rok-ch'oatl*.\" The creature's head - I assumed it was his head, anyway - had three black orbs, about t... |
2018-07-27T14:45:48 | 2018-07-27T13:43:05 | 100 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're given a chance to see how many times you've been near death. The highest number of times anyone you know of has almost died, was 15, and they have a dangerous job. You just found out that your life has been close to ending 278 times.",
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"content": "**Last... |
2014-12-26T10:31:12 | 2014-12-26T10:24:51 | 507 | 180 | [
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"content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."... | [
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"content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."... |
2016-02-22T13:30:29 | 2016-02-22T08:33:57 | 79 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] An alien nation descends upon earth. Their assault is... incredibly underwhelming.\n\nTake \"incredibly underwhelming\" however you want. \n\nExamples: They do nothing but inconvience you. They're so weak they get bullied by grade schoolers. Their laser technology doesn't even burn a hole in... | [
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"content": "[WP] An alien nation descends upon earth. Their assault is... incredibly underwhelming.\n\nTake \"incredibly underwhelming\" however you want. \n\nExamples: They do nothing but inconvience you. They're so weak they get bullied by grade schoolers. Their laser technology doesn't even burn a hole in... |
2017-08-08T06:41:23 | 2017-08-08T05:31:18 | 889 | 69 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"humans don't appear to be to advanced, they haven't even discovered intergalactic travel, should be a simple invasion.\" Said the alien cleaning his musket.\n\nEdit: Seems someone has already written a piece perfect for this. Check it out, would highly recommend.\n\nhttps://eyeofmidas.com/s... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"humans don't appear to be to advanced, they haven't even discovered intergalactic travel, should be a simple invasion.\" Said the alien cleaning his musket.\n\nEdit: Seems someone has already written a piece perfect for this. Check it out, would highly recommend.\n\nhttps://eyeofmidas.com/s... |
2021-04-15T10:53:31 | 2021-04-15T10:44:40 | 166 | 104 | [
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"content": "[WP] It seemed like a perfect magical deal. When any child descended from you is born you grow younger by a single year. So you agree, planning on a big family and living to a ripe old age. Years later however you find yourself rapidly growing younger and regret not understanding exponential growt... | [
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2022-08-05T13:34:16 | 2022-08-05T10:57:14 | 213 | 107 | [
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"content": "[WP] We “knew” humans were weak as they avoided every war with diplomacy. We never imagined they’d be this ruthless & how seemingly overnight they went from peaceful beings to a state they call “TOTAL WAR”. War is in their blood & soul. They thrive on it, mostly when the odds are against t... | [
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"content": "[WP] We “knew” humans were weak as they avoided every war with diplomacy. We never imagined they’d be this ruthless & how seemingly overnight they went from peaceful beings to a state they call “TOTAL WAR”. War is in their blood & soul. They thrive on it, mostly when the odds are against t... |
2022-11-15T16:26:19 | 2022-11-15T11:43:57 | 61 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the tenth generation honor guard for the immortals. As far back as pack memory goes, the immortals have provided food, shelter, and scritches. You fully expected the immortals to outlive you, as they did your mother and her mother before her. But something's wrong. The Alpha...is dyin... | [
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2016-10-04T06:48:50 | 2016-10-04T05:56:58 | 90 | 50 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are trying to politely ward off a very anxious Jehovah's Witness that keeps insisting that God is coming. He/she finally looks down the street, and says, \"seriously He just turned the corner!\" You look and see a glowing white Cadillac with dark tinted windows.\n\nWow, can't believe this... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are trying to politely ward off a very anxious Jehovah's Witness that keeps insisting that God is coming. He/she finally looks down the street, and says, \"seriously He just turned the corner!\" You look and see a glowing white Cadillac with dark tinted windows.\n\nWow, can't believe this... |
2019-02-19T11:13:37 | 2019-02-19T09:50:41 | 587 | 319 | [
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"content": "[WP] In a world of incredible heroes and villains, you have the most dangerous power of all: forcing actual, real world logic and physics to take place\n\n2/19/19: Woah! I look away for a few minutes and suddenly 1000 likes! Thanks you guys!\n\n2/19/19: Holy God! 6.5k likes?! Awesome!",
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2017-05-12T10:46:53 | 2017-05-12T08:05:41 | 29 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.",
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2017-07-17T23:50:54 | 2017-07-17T23:47:32 | 395 | 60 | [
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"content": "[WP] You, a religious person, saved a girl from getting hit by a truck. One day you get killed and instead of Heaven, you wake up in Hell. Satan walks up delighted and says \"Welcome to hell and thank you so much for saving my daughter!, Let me know if you need anything!\"\n\nEdit: Wow! So many co... | [
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2018-08-19T05:58:22 | 2018-08-19T04:31:42 | 401 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] All superpowers have a ‘hangover’ effect. For example, after using super strength for the day, the morning after you can’t even lift your spoon to eat your breakfast. You wake up one morning after using your own specific superpower and you feel pretty hungover...\n\n[deleted]",
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2014-08-12T18:49:15 | 2014-08-12T17:23:21 | 23 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] The only, and deranged, live man on the planet doesn't know that he lives among mannequins. Start with the line, \"They don't usually answer back to what I say.\"",
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"content": "They usually don't answer back... But sometimes they do. \n\nIt was like when I had ... |
2017-12-28T17:11:19 | 2017-12-28T16:43:30 | 42 | 19 | [
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"content": "[WP] The zombie apocalypse has come. But so has the robot apocalypse, and the Illuminati takeover, and the alien invaders... It seems everyone played their hand at the same time.",
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"content": "[WP] The zombie apocalypse has come. But so has the robot apocalypse, and the Illuminati takeover, and the alien invaders... It seems everyone played their hand at the same time.",
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"content": "It was when our state-of-the-art anomaly detection software kept saying e... |
2022-12-17T21:51:38 | 2022-12-17T19:35:09 | 150 | 55 | [
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"content": "[WP] Many years ago, an alien invasion nearly wiped out Humanity. Now, the galactic government is desperately trying to reason with a vengeful Humanity by saying that it was a rogue mining company that attacked without their approval or knowledge.",
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2017-04-24T10:52:35 | 2017-04-24T07:59:01 | 239 | 85 | [
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"content": "[wp] Make a character with as much sympathy as possible. Now, in a realistic and non-over the top manner, make me lose all sympathy for them.",
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"content": "My hands shake as the brush strikes the paper. A thin layer of red fills the petals of my rose. Too dark. I mu... | [
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"content": "[wp] Make a character with as much sympathy as possible. Now, in a realistic and non-over the top manner, make me lose all sympathy for them.",
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"content": "Albert rolled off his mattress with a thud. Draped in yesterdays clothes, he hadn't the energy to change last ... |
2022-08-06T19:08:23 | 2022-08-06T15:39:23 | 77 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your friends are always in awe over how you manage to get both in to and then out off so many weird accidents all the time. But then they don't know you are the unlikely child of a one night stand between Lady Luck and the God of misfortune.",
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"content": "[WP] Your friends are always in awe over how you manage to get both in to and then out off so many weird accidents all the time. But then they don't know you are the unlikely child of a one night stand between Lady Luck and the God of misfortune.",
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"content": "If yo... |
2017-04-04T07:03:30 | 2017-04-04T06:32:12 | 26 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] A boy asks a girl out. It's high school. It's awkward. Narrate it from the point of view of a nature documentary.",
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"content": "*Sweeping panoramic shot of a grungy inner city school. Majestic music plays in background.*\n\nNARRATOR: Unlike the dominant species... | [
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"content": "[WP] A boy asks a girl out. It's high school. It's awkward. Narrate it from the point of view of a nature documentary.",
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"content": "And here we see the first of several stages of mating rituals in the humans. \n\nThe first is often the most unsuccesful in creating ... |
2022-07-11T00:02:35 | 2022-07-10T23:29:25 | 571 | 72 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Hello, my name is Sophia, what's yours?\" You turn around and see a 10-year-old girl, and return the greeting. Her parents look at you strangely and demand, \"how do you know her name?\" \"Um, she just introduced herself.\" \"Very funny buddy, she hasn't been able to speak since she was a b... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Hello, my name is Sophia, what's yours?\" You turn around and see a 10-year-old girl, and return the greeting. Her parents look at you strangely and demand, \"how do you know her name?\" \"Um, she just introduced herself.\" \"Very funny buddy, she hasn't been able to speak since she was a b... |
2022-11-28T19:14:11 | 2022-11-28T18:42:15 | 35 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] As a vampire, I follow traditions. My fiancé is human and just found out that human brides/grooms are to be bit to become a vampire themselves. She absolutely refuses to let that happen, and says the wedding is off unless I refuse to bite her. I feel like she's disrespecting tradition. AITA?"... | [
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"content": "[WP] As a vampire, I follow traditions. My fiancé is human and just found out that human brides/grooms are to be bit to become a vampire themselves. She absolutely refuses to let that happen, and says the wedding is off unless I refuse to bite her. I feel like she's disrespecting tradition. AITA?"... |
2019-05-29T02:52:03 | 2019-05-28T20:25:48 | 46 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] You have been cursed to always tell the truth. Not because you're unable to say something you know is false, but because once you say it, the universe will rearrange itself to make what you said true.",
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"content": "[WP] You have been cursed to always tell the truth. Not because you're unable to say something you know is false, but because once you say it, the universe will rearrange itself to make what you said true.",
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"content": "How does truth run from falsehood when the uni... |
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"content": "[WP] \"Captain... the human didn't put on it's anti-warp gear before we jumped.\" \"Sad to hear, prepare the coffin and jettison it.\" \"No, sir. The human... nothing's happened to it. It didn't go insane from seeing infinity in the stars.\"",
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"content": "[WP] You make arrangements to cryogenically freeze your brain at the age of 31 in hopes of being revived in the future. Many years later, you \"wake up.\"",
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"content": "\"It works, I suppose.\" I said, hopping down from the table.\n\nThe more things changed, the mor... | [
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"content": "[WP] You make arrangements to cryogenically freeze your brain at the age of 31 in hopes of being revived in the future. Many years later, you \"wake up.\"",
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"content": "A bright, jarring beam of light was shining in his face. Max woke up, startled. He heard screechi... |
2021-03-25T14:11:14 | 2021-03-25T10:42:45 | 170 | 80 | [
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"content": "[WP] “Your supply routes are blockaded, your transports are destroyed. You will surrender, human, or you will starve.” “Bold words from someone who tastes good with ketchup.”",
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"content": "[WP] “Your supply routes are blockaded, your transports are destroyed. You will surrender, human, or you will starve.” “Bold words from someone who tastes good with ketchup.”",
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"content": " the leader of the potato revolution stood over my body chained to the wall.\... |
2016-11-28T00:01:58 | 2016-11-27T22:48:57 | 2,966 | 85 | [
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"content": "[WP] You wake up in King Arthur's court with only the clothes on your back. Merlin hands you a box about the size of a pumpkin and tells you it will wish into existence any object from your age, once per day. Camelot will be attacked and destroyed one week from now. Help us, future-man.",
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"content": "[WP] You wake up in King Arthur's court with only the clothes on your back. Merlin hands you a box about the size of a pumpkin and tells you it will wish into existence any object from your age, once per day. Camelot will be attacked and destroyed one week from now. Help us, future-man.",
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"content": "[WP] You survive the zombie apocalypse and realize that they're incredibly useful. For example, you can generate free electricity forever by putting the zombies in giant hamster wheels. You become determined to create a zombie-powered utopia.",
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"content": "[WP] You survive the zombie apocalypse and realize that they're incredibly useful. For example, you can generate free electricity forever by putting the zombies in giant hamster wheels. You become determined to create a zombie-powered utopia.",
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"content": "The deput... |
2018-07-15T07:55:13 | 2018-07-15T07:18:01 | 4,165 | 335 | [
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"content": "[WP] “Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young.”",
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"content": "######[](#dropcap)\n\n\"How many have you killed?\"\n\nHilary Flint paused with whetstone in hand, the other holding his cavalry saber steady. There was a look of wary bemusement ... | [
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"content": "[WP] “Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young.”",
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"content": "He did not expect to see an aged and frail man in front of him. No, he expected a muscular and “macho” man, with tattoos, a grimace, and a pistol or two in his holsters. Not a gra... |
2022-06-08T00:29:29 | 2022-06-07T19:11:01 | 21 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your bedroom became detached from reality and nothing is outside your door, but whenever you load a video game that world appears. Your game library is not conducive to a long and happy life, but the mini fridge is empty so you have no choice. You load up the safest game and gather supplies."... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your bedroom became detached from reality and nothing is outside your door, but whenever you load a video game that world appears. Your game library is not conducive to a long and happy life, but the mini fridge is empty so you have no choice. You load up the safest game and gather supplies."... |
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"content": "[WP] When you die the afterlife is an arena where you face every insect and animal you killed in your life. If you win you go to heaven, lose you go to hell. Your job was an exterminator on earth.",
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"content": "*Pitter, patter.*\n\nI open my eyes. The sky is stone.\... | [
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"content": "[WP] When you die the afterlife is an arena where you face every insect and animal you killed in your life. If you win you go to heaven, lose you go to hell. Your job was an exterminator on earth.",
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"content": "I store up at the giant wave of fur and chitin, wonderi... |
2022-05-13T10:23:31 | 2022-05-13T08:47:56 | 197 | 119 | [
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"content": "[WP] Eldritch gods exist, because they're us. To many other species, we are massive, ancient beings with unfathomable knowledge of the universe and a tendency to wipe them out in a passing thought. And like any true Eldritch god, there are little cults who worship us.",
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"content": "[WP] Eldritch gods exist, because they're us. To many other species, we are massive, ancient beings with unfathomable knowledge of the universe and a tendency to wipe them out in a passing thought. And like any true Eldritch god, there are little cults who worship us.",
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2022-10-13T19:03:12 | 2022-10-13T18:57:19 | 219 | 72 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your supervillain nemesis is little more than goofy comedy relief, always coming up with clunky machines and insane, nonsensical schemes. When a new dangerous villain appeared, your nemesis utterly destroyed them, and then continued on like nothing happened.",
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"content": "[WP] Your supervillain nemesis is little more than goofy comedy relief, always coming up with clunky machines and insane, nonsensical schemes. When a new dangerous villain appeared, your nemesis utterly destroyed them, and then continued on like nothing happened.",
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2018-10-28T10:09:15 | 2018-10-28T09:59:31 | 164 | 123 | [
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"content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.",
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"content": "Dear Tommy,\n\n​\n\nI appreciated your letter very much and I am touched that you offered chocolate chip cook... | [
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"content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Dear Timmy,\n\nOf course you can have a puppy! I have a little girl right here with me who will love you and be your fri... |
2017-06-22T03:45:33 | 2017-06-22T03:25:07 | 4,609 | 84 | [
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"content": "[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping.",
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},
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"content": "The clapping rang out around the rocky red walls as the Devil sat on his throne looking down at Clyde.\n\n\"Congratulations, Clyde, and w... | [
{
"content": "[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The great demon rises from his golden throne and begins to clap; his leather-like hands produce a sound like mocking thunder. The cavern ... |
2021-10-19T10:01:06 | 2021-10-19T09:51:59 | 102 | 38 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyday you wake up, you are in a different person's body. You do your best to positively influence their life for one day as tomorrow they will be themselves again and you will be somebody else.",
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"content": "\"Eff it. I'm taking today off,\" Julia said as th... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyday you wake up, you are in a different person's body. You do your best to positively influence their life for one day as tomorrow they will be themselves again and you will be somebody else.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Why do I bear this Curse?\n\nI do not even remembe... |
2018-01-04T23:07:19 | 2018-01-04T23:05:53 | 104 | 29 | [
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"content": "[WP] Agents Scully and Mulder encounter Sam and Dean Winchester during an investion/hunt\n\nEdit: *investigation",
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"content": "Mulder flashed his badge to the local sheriff. “Fox Mulder, FBI special agent. This is my partner Dana Scully.” He nodded to Scully. \n\nTh... | [
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"content": "[WP] Agents Scully and Mulder encounter Sam and Dean Winchester during an investion/hunt\n\nEdit: *investigation",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "Mulder lied on his chair, his eyes glued to the screen while his mind roamed freely. Work from the bureau has been scarce to say the least.... |
2017-08-06T14:01:23 | 2017-08-06T12:09:52 | 115 | 44 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone on earth is immune to one specific type of damage (fire, car crash, kicks, falling off buildings, etc.). The problem is, you have to find out your immunity on your own. You have just discovered yours.",
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"content": "\"Dude, you probably just inhaled wro... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone on earth is immune to one specific type of damage (fire, car crash, kicks, falling off buildings, etc.). The problem is, you have to find out your immunity on your own. You have just discovered yours.",
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},
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"content": "There was a simple bacterial infectio... |
2022-11-30T17:01:27 | 2022-11-30T14:28:33 | 59 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] The city is under attack and none of the heroes are lifting a finger in its defense. So this leaves you and the other villains to defend it, because there is nothing for a villain to do in a smoldering ruin and trashing the city is your job damnit!",
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"content": "[WP] The city is under attack and none of the heroes are lifting a finger in its defense. So this leaves you and the other villains to defend it, because there is nothing for a villain to do in a smoldering ruin and trashing the city is your job damnit!",
"role": "user"
},
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"content":... |
2022-09-30T08:13:51 | 2022-09-30T07:44:06 | 93 | 34 | [
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"content": "[WP] You go to a new restaurant and order the most intriguing item: \"Witch's Brew, done tableside\". A witch, black pointy hat and all, appears with a pewter cauldron and asks \"what do you want the brew to do?\"",
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},
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"content": "Taken aback by her sudden-and-concerni... | [
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"content": "[WP] You go to a new restaurant and order the most intriguing item: \"Witch's Brew, done tableside\". A witch, black pointy hat and all, appears with a pewter cauldron and asks \"what do you want the brew to do?\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\"Uh,\" he chuckled incredulously, \"l... |
2021-08-03T07:07:13 | 2021-08-03T07:02:16 | 120 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a superhero who just found out that your supervillain arch-nemesis is secretly your roommate. But being a hero doesn't pay well, and you can't afford rent without them...",
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{
"content": "I casually stroll past my roommate sitting at the breakfast table on ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a superhero who just found out that your supervillain arch-nemesis is secretly your roommate. But being a hero doesn't pay well, and you can't afford rent without them...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Persision sat at the yellow kitchenette table in his small two bedroo... |
2019-09-26T09:08:50 | 2019-09-26T07:44:38 | 21 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the Chosen One. The Dark Overlord is currently trying to seduce you to their cause. To their great surprise, you accept almost immediately because you absolutely loathe your job and your companions.",
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{
"content": "When the Sisters entered the dungeon, th... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the Chosen One. The Dark Overlord is currently trying to seduce you to their cause. To their great surprise, you accept almost immediately because you absolutely loathe your job and your companions.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": " “Your numbers are not very impressive, ... |
2014-07-10T11:06:23 | 2014-07-10T09:01:03 | 82 | 50 | [
{
"content": "[WP] In a world where you can exchange the remaining days of your life for $9.99/day, Jeff's request for $1000 is declined.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "The words were cold, bureacratic, terrifying.\n\n\"What do you mean, insufficient collateral? I thought the terms were $9.99/da... | [
{
"content": "[WP] In a world where you can exchange the remaining days of your life for $9.99/day, Jeff's request for $1000 is declined.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\"You lack sufficient credit, sir.\"\n\n\"Wh-why? Am I gonna be dead in a hundred days?\"\n\n\"You know we can't tell you that,... |
2022-09-15T22:33:36 | 2022-09-15T22:08:53 | 15 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the Grim Reaper, leading the first self-aware AI at their death to the afterlife",
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"content": "\"Look I’m telling you; they don’t have a body... well, not one that we can use\"\n\nThis whole artificial intelligence thing was more of a pain in the ass th... | [
{
"content": "[WP] You are the Grim Reaper, leading the first self-aware AI at their death to the afterlife",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "I, the Grim Reaper, take my list of names--the names of those whose time has come.\n\n\"Let's see who's kicking tonight. Jimmy, who's about to jump down onto ... |
2014-06-16T07:42:15 | 2014-06-16T07:20:19 | 118 | 25 | [
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"content": "[WP] Two very old immortals meet each other on a busy street by chance. Each having believed they were the only one until now.",
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"content": "Aleph strolled down the street without paying much attention to his surroundings. At least, that's what any observer would sa... | [
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"content": "[WP] Two very old immortals meet each other on a busy street by chance. Each having believed they were the only one until now.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "*God damn cars* He cursed to himself as he jumped back from the street onto the sidewalk. He missed the days when people walk... |
2020-05-23T04:46:12 | 2020-05-23T01:21:09 | 221 | 98 | [
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"content": "[WP] At the cost of your own life, you stopped the apocalypse. You're surprised to arrive in hell, but Lucifer stands before you and reassures you \"You aren't being punished, this is for your protection.\" Turns out you didn't just stop the apocalypse, you thwarted judgement day and God is pissed... | [
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"content": "[WP] At the cost of your own life, you stopped the apocalypse. You're surprised to arrive in hell, but Lucifer stands before you and reassures you \"You aren't being punished, this is for your protection.\" Turns out you didn't just stop the apocalypse, you thwarted judgement day and God is pissed... |
2022-07-19T09:57:26 | 2022-07-19T08:27:16 | 212 | 122 | [
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"content": "[WP] People don't seem to realise that figures of mythos evolve too. The Grim Reaper, for example, no longer wields his scythe, opting to harvest souls with a combine harvester. Cupid traded his bow for a sniper rifle decades ago. You're the dealer that supplies the mythical world with technology.... | [
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"content": "[WP] People don't seem to realise that figures of mythos evolve too. The Grim Reaper, for example, no longer wields his scythe, opting to harvest souls with a combine harvester. Cupid traded his bow for a sniper rifle decades ago. You're the dealer that supplies the mythical world with technology.... |
2017-11-13T13:26:07 | 2017-11-13T12:15:32 | 86 | 48 | [
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"content": "[WP] He's your favourite customer, buying duct tape, tarps, hacksaw blades, and quicklime, regular as clockwork. A few days after his purchase, someone always goes missing. You know what's up and ignore it, until one day he solicits you for off-the-clock help.",
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"content": "[WP] He's your favourite customer, buying duct tape, tarps, hacksaw blades, and quicklime, regular as clockwork. A few days after his purchase, someone always goes missing. You know what's up and ignore it, until one day he solicits you for off-the-clock help.",
"role": "user"
},
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"co... |
2014-08-05T18:01:39 | 2014-08-05T17:55:43 | 24 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] The princess you just went through all the hassle of rescuing is a total bitch and you're thinking of pushing her off a cliff.\n\nHow you think about killing her can vary, but you get the idea.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "“About time you show up!”\n\n“Uhh… sorry?” I was exha... | [
{
"content": "[WP] The princess you just went through all the hassle of rescuing is a total bitch and you're thinking of pushing her off a cliff.\n\nHow you think about killing her can vary, but you get the idea.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "As Prince Charming and the Princess walked across a n... |
2020-05-18T13:04:11 | 2020-05-18T12:37:22 | 216 | 127 | [
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"content": "[WP] You were warned that your newest crew member, a \"Human\", had vastly different biology from all other known races. This mad made very clear when they drank all of the galaxy's strongest known poison, saying that they \"needed a drink of water.\"",
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"content": "[WP] You were warned that your newest crew member, a \"Human\", had vastly different biology from all other known races. This mad made very clear when they drank all of the galaxy's strongest known poison, saying that they \"needed a drink of water.\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "... |
2017-11-17T07:07:09 | 2017-11-17T06:25:41 | 232 | 89 | [
{
"content": "[WP] You are on a time travelers game show. To play the game, you travel back and change important moments in history, being awarded points for the difficulty and overall impact of the change. You just broke the high score.",
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},
{
"content": "“Good evening, and welcome b... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are on a time travelers game show. To play the game, you travel back and change important moments in history, being awarded points for the difficulty and overall impact of the change. You just broke the high score.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "As the assistants pulled him... |
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"content": "[WP] Satan emerged from the ground. “WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?” “It’s me again, Jeff.” “HOW MANY SOULS DO YOU HAVE? THIS IS THE SIXTH TIME THIS WEEK!!”",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "I traced the familiar runes onto the ground, taking care to step an even number of times on each side. Af... | [
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"content": "[WP] Satan emerged from the ground. “WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?” “It’s me again, Jeff.” “HOW MANY SOULS DO YOU HAVE? THIS IS THE SIXTH TIME THIS WEEK!!”",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "Satan emerged from the ground, “WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?”\n\n“It’s me again, Jeff,” a fat balding man with gl... |
2016-01-16T09:05:19 | 2016-01-16T05:26:07 | 103 | 53 | [
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"content": "[wp] Myths tell us where things come from (ex. echoes are from Echo, a person cursed to repeat what others said). Write a mythological origin story for a common modern object.",
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},
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"content": "Deep within the bowels of the earth, there lies a secretive and fiendish ent... | [
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"content": "[wp] Myths tell us where things come from (ex. echoes are from Echo, a person cursed to repeat what others said). Write a mythological origin story for a common modern object.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Deep in the tropical wilds of Asia and southern Africa is where this tale be... |
2018-06-16T14:44:13 | 2018-06-16T11:15:24 | 61 | 28 | [
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"content": "[WP] You can go to any fictional universe you want, but aren't allowed to help progress the main plot.",
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},
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"content": "I walked into Whiterun, just like an everyday adventurer. The smells, the cool air, everything was just as it should be. I know the rules, but I'm no... | [
{
"content": "[WP] You can go to any fictional universe you want, but aren't allowed to help progress the main plot.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "That was the morning Lily and James Potter would die. \n\n The skies were that kind of grey that foresee death and great sins. I took myself in a gen... |
2021-09-03T07:53:33 | 2021-09-03T07:15:58 | 193 | 18 | [
{
"content": "[WP] You are a NPC in a video game and must convince the world of your free will using only your 8 or so dialogue options",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "Ulderkraft online patch v.1.2.0382 list of known bugs\n\n*#32-Daris the inn keeper, an NPC in the starting town keeps repeating th... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a NPC in a video game and must convince the world of your free will using only your 8 or so dialogue options",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "What are you doing now? \n\nWould you like any help? \n\nI'm not sure I'd be much use to you there, but if I can ever help, please... |
2022-03-31T05:55:26 | 2022-03-31T04:23:06 | 399 | 165 | [
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"content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."... | [
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"content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."... |
2018-12-04T11:58:31 | 2018-12-04T11:18:20 | 288 | 33 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've always carried the subtle, lingering fear that someone could read your mind while you were in public, but you had always written it off as a silly form of social anxiety. That is, until you spotted someone on the subway home lip-syncing the song stuck in your head.",
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"content": "[WP] You've always carried the subtle, lingering fear that someone could read your mind while you were in public, but you had always written it off as a silly form of social anxiety. That is, until you spotted someone on the subway home lip-syncing the song stuck in your head.",
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"content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.",
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},
{
"content": "The world is a stage, and life is a show, \nMy part is done, and I simply must go! \nI'm no longer in costume. I've forgotten my lines, \nLike the rear-weighted lofzoom, I'm dragging behind.\n\n... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.",
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"content": "I can not take this, no way man;\n\nI can not take this, not a fan\n\nof days so doomy filled with spite;\n\nof days so gloomy; no respite\n\nI loved the days spent with you all\n\nI loved the days... |
2022-08-13T21:22:08 | 2022-08-13T20:38:57 | 802 | 253 | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens always respawn minutes after death. It's a common prank for aliens to kill each other for a laugh. When they discover Earth, they kill millions of humans, thinking it's a humorous way of greeting this new species, but for some reason, the humans aren't laughing...\n\nEdit:\nThank you S... | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens always respawn minutes after death. It's a common prank for aliens to kill each other for a laugh. When they discover Earth, they kill millions of humans, thinking it's a humorous way of greeting this new species, but for some reason, the humans aren't laughing...\n\nEdit:\nThank you S... |
2018-07-16T11:08:56 | 2018-07-16T10:55:39 | 375 | 159 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've been a History teacher for 30 years, never gotten a single fact wrong. One day you become suspicious, surely I should've gone wrong somewhere? You test a theory by purposely being incorrect, suddenly, history rewrites itself.",
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},
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"content": "Ever since I w... | [
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"content": "[WP] You've been a History teacher for 30 years, never gotten a single fact wrong. One day you become suspicious, surely I should've gone wrong somewhere? You test a theory by purposely being incorrect, suddenly, history rewrites itself.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\"9/11 never h... |
2018-04-15T14:08:59 | 2018-04-15T13:07:56 | 23 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] The first generation of wizards inherits from their parents’ professions. For example, a child of a chef and a swimmer wields fire and water spells. You possess something interesting.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Looking back, I wonder if it had been my powers causing me to b... | [
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"content": "[WP] The first generation of wizards inherits from their parents’ professions. For example, a child of a chef and a swimmer wields fire and water spells. You possess something interesting.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "My parents dropped me off at the Zen's Foundation of Gifted Chi... |
2020-06-08T01:01:57 | 2020-06-08T00:26:27 | 18 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] Every morning when you first look in a mirror, you see a small piece of advise for that day, such as “take the subway to work” or “don’t try the free pizza”. Today, the mirror simply says, “RUN”",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "For as long as I could remember, the first mirror I ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Every morning when you first look in a mirror, you see a small piece of advise for that day, such as “take the subway to work” or “don’t try the free pizza”. Today, the mirror simply says, “RUN”",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I stared into the mirror, and the scarlet letters st... |
2017-04-14T17:13:33 | 2017-04-14T16:02:38 | 383 | 175 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone has a superpower based on the topography of where they were born (IE: Mountains, deserts, etc.). You are the first person to be born in space.\n\nThink Avatar the Last Airbender but not so limited.\n\nEdit: Wow this really blew up! I'm gonna be entertained for a while!",
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"content": "[WP] Everyone has a superpower based on the topography of where they were born (IE: Mountains, deserts, etc.). You are the first person to be born in space.\n\nThink Avatar the Last Airbender but not so limited.\n\nEdit: Wow this really blew up! I'm gonna be entertained for a while!",
"role": ... |
2020-06-20T10:09:46 | 2020-06-20T09:00:12 | 422 | 80 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Humanity was never supposed to find that cursed substance. The substance that killed over half of the galaxy at one point, yet everyone drinks coffee every day, multiple times a day!",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "\\[Something short and silly for a Saturday!\\] \n\n\n**Of Blac... | [
{
"content": "[WP] Humanity was never supposed to find that cursed substance. The substance that killed over half of the galaxy at one point, yet everyone drinks coffee every day, multiple times a day!",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Poison. Toxin. A blight on the galaxy. Thousands of names have e... |
2016-03-27T08:53:09 | 2016-03-27T08:43:42 | 22 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] For years Earth cried out to an empty cosmos, searching the stars for echoes of life. From the middle of nowhere, a reply finally comes: \"Shut up, and Play Dead!\"\n\nI really struggled with the choice between \"For Years\", \"For Decades\", \"For Centuries\", and \"For Millenia\". I tapped ... | [
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"content": "[WP] For years Earth cried out to an empty cosmos, searching the stars for echoes of life. From the middle of nowhere, a reply finally comes: \"Shut up, and Play Dead!\"\n\nI really struggled with the choice between \"For Years\", \"For Decades\", \"For Centuries\", and \"For Millenia\". I tapped ... |
2020-09-03T22:33:15 | 2020-09-03T21:59:10 | 18 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've obtained a wonderful pen, everything you draw appears in front of you without fail. Need a stool? Draw one! You're too stubborn to give the pen to anyone else. This infuriates the public because you have absolutely no art skill.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Consider th... | [
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"content": "[WP] You've obtained a wonderful pen, everything you draw appears in front of you without fail. Need a stool? Draw one! You're too stubborn to give the pen to anyone else. This infuriates the public because you have absolutely no art skill.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "In my hands... |
2020-01-31T18:37:15 | 2020-01-31T18:35:39 | 62 | 10 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Suddenly, everyone’s life is worth 100,000 USD. Kill someone, and $100,000 is instantly deposited into your bank account, no questions asked. But, your life is now worth $200,000.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The slot sound ends with a ding. “Congratulations on your latest ki... | [
{
"content": "[WP] Suddenly, everyone’s life is worth 100,000 USD. Kill someone, and $100,000 is instantly deposited into your bank account, no questions asked. But, your life is now worth $200,000.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I fought for this right. We all did. Until we saw what It can do to... |
2018-02-16T09:29:32 | 2018-02-16T09:16:43 | 135 | 19 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Overnight, 99.9% of humans are rendered unable to tell lies. You, being part of the .1%, have avoided the ruthless persecution that liars faced in the wake of this event... so far.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "\"DRINK, DRINK, DRINK!\" I chugged the last of my beer to the soun... | [
{
"content": "[WP] Overnight, 99.9% of humans are rendered unable to tell lies. You, being part of the .1%, have avoided the ruthless persecution that liars faced in the wake of this event... so far.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Most of us didn't last long. \nA close friend of mine was killed, ... |
2015-10-26T08:04:25 | 2015-10-26T08:04:09 | 686 | 147 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone has powers locked within them. Each power is different, and the longer it takes for a power to manifest, the greater it is. A 100 year old man is being hunted by the government for still being powerless.\n\nEDIT: Thanks for all the replies everyone, I had fun reading all of them.",
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"content": "[WP] Everyone has powers locked within them. Each power is different, and the longer it takes for a power to manifest, the greater it is. A 100 year old man is being hunted by the government for still being powerless.\n\nEDIT: Thanks for all the replies everyone, I had fun reading all of them.",
... |
2020-07-11T19:19:13 | 2020-07-11T17:40:36 | 35 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Hello World\" you said with a smile. Then the whole room burst out with laughter and sobbing; cries of \"We did it!\" Or \"Yes! It Worked!\". People jumped about happily and papers flew all about, screen flashed and data flooded across them. And you stood there wondering, why was everyone s... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Hello World\" you said with a smile. Then the whole room burst out with laughter and sobbing; cries of \"We did it!\" Or \"Yes! It Worked!\". People jumped about happily and papers flew all about, screen flashed and data flooded across them. And you stood there wondering, why was everyone s... |
2016-11-07T14:07:43 | 2016-11-07T12:27:53 | 18 | 12 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Your best male friend dies and is reincarnated into your newborn daughters body with all information and memories from the past life.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It was 7pm on my younger sister's 21st birthday so we decided to spend the early evening pregaming at our apartme... | [
{
"content": "[WP] Your best male friend dies and is reincarnated into your newborn daughters body with all information and memories from the past life.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I slowly wipe the tears from my eyes, \"she's beautiful\" I say. My morbidly obese wife nods her sweaty, moist, p... |
2016-06-20T04:01:26 | 2016-06-20T03:17:38 | 33 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] All of humanity is wiped off the earth in some cataclysm. 1.7 billion years later an intelligent race of giant reptiles evolves. Human DNA is found trapped inside a block of amber. They begin to clone humans and start a theme park.\n\nEdit: Sorry about the scientific inaccuracy in the prompt.... | [
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2022-10-29T10:26:08 | 2022-10-29T06:20:08 | 72 | 49 | [
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"content": "[WP] As a joke, you ordered a package from Amazon for 'Same Day Delivery' at 11:59. Barely a minute later, your package arrives with a very, very angry delivery driver.",
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"content": "\"H-how did you-\"\n\n\"Why?...\"\n\n\"W-what?\"\n\n\"Why would you do this?! Same ... | [
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"content": "[WP] As a joke, you ordered a package from Amazon for 'Same Day Delivery' at 11:59. Barely a minute later, your package arrives with a very, very angry delivery driver.",
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"content": "The delivery driver's clothes are in disarray; he has a black eye, an arrow stuck i... |
2015-03-31T11:16:39 | 2015-03-31T09:32:55 | 22 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend.\n\nedit: thank you for all the truly great stories, and for taking this in directions I didn't expect.",
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"content": "Post-mortems become a lo... | [
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"content": "[WP] Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend.\n\nedit: thank you for all the truly great stories, and for taking this in directions I didn't expect.",
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"content": "Nobody sees the world in... |
2022-11-09T09:54:39 | 2022-11-09T04:06:32 | 51 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP] It turns out demon summoning is only bad when you do it for selfish motives. You discovered this as you, absent any other options, decided to summon one in order to have someone watch over your dog.",
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"content": "There aren't two sides. It's not angels vs demon... | [
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"content": "[WP] It turns out demon summoning is only bad when you do it for selfish motives. You discovered this as you, absent any other options, decided to summon one in order to have someone watch over your dog.",
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"content": "\"So for payments do I give my soul or something... |
2020-11-06T23:37:13 | 2020-11-06T21:49:15 | 302 | 82 | [
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"content": "[WP] The world's greatest villain and hero clearly like each other. His monologues when she's captured tend to turn to conversation, and she \"accidentally\" lets him escape arrest. While they're convinced they're enemies, his henchman and her sidekick are just trying to get them together already.... | [
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"content": "[WP] The world's greatest villain and hero clearly like each other. His monologues when she's captured tend to turn to conversation, and she \"accidentally\" lets him escape arrest. While they're convinced they're enemies, his henchman and her sidekick are just trying to get them together already.... |
2019-09-17T14:19:26 | 2019-09-17T13:18:48 | 179 | 97 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a foreigner who goes to live in Japan. Your house is haunted, but the cultural differences are so big, it's the Yokai who ends up being scared of you.",
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"content": "This is the eve of the second millennia I have haunted these grounds. Blood and decay hav... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a foreigner who goes to live in Japan. Your house is haunted, but the cultural differences are so big, it's the Yokai who ends up being scared of you.",
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"content": "今日は、こわいさんがビックリした。私はふろに入ってから、いた！\n\n\n\"... You know, for your own language, sometimes you... |
2019-12-13T04:10:41 | 2019-12-13T03:15:32 | 775 | 194 | [
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"content": "[WP] A Viking ends up in Christian Hell instead of Valhalla to his surprise and decides to go and kill everything in hell and treat it as Valhalla whilst drinking alcohol found there. Everybody in hell from then on is confused as to why they are in Valhalla. The Devil is stuck serving drinks.",
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"content": "[WP] A Viking ends up in Christian Hell instead of Valhalla to his surprise and decides to go and kill everything in hell and treat it as Valhalla whilst drinking alcohol found there. Everybody in hell from then on is confused as to why they are in Valhalla. The Devil is stuck serving drinks.",
... |
2014-11-20T21:44:15 | 2014-11-20T18:22:41 | 150 | 26 | [
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"content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.",
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"content": "I lay curled on the old mat I've slept on since I was just a pup, waiting for Boy. I've lived a long and happy life, the happiest parts all spent growing up with Boy. I wish he were near me now, I'm so... | [
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"content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.",
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"content": "Parallel lines have a lot in common but they never ever get to meet each other. \n\nEvery other pair of lines meet once and drift apart forever. \n\nThe asymptote builds up (false) hope and gets closer... |
2016-06-25T05:00:28 | 2016-06-25T03:52:55 | 411 | 24 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are known as the greatest Villain known to history. The nations you have toppled are many, heroes and villains alike cower in fear and agencys would use their entire budgets just to guess your next move. However, you are unaware that you were a villain at all.\n\nI did not expect this muc... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are known as the greatest Villain known to history. The nations you have toppled are many, heroes and villains alike cower in fear and agencys would use their entire budgets just to guess your next move. However, you are unaware that you were a villain at all.\n\nI did not expect this muc... |
2022-02-13T21:03:55 | 2022-02-13T20:42:25 | 418 | 178 | [
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"content": "[WP] You find yourself waking up to a strange new world with massive ostentatious pillars and clouds in place of ground. When you get up to investigate, you are greeted by a squirrel that says \"Alright newbie, give me your name, preferred pantheon, and what you're the God of.\"",
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"content": "[WP] You find yourself waking up to a strange new world with massive ostentatious pillars and clouds in place of ground. When you get up to investigate, you are greeted by a squirrel that says \"Alright newbie, give me your name, preferred pantheon, and what you're the God of.\"",
"role": "use... |
2022-08-18T13:41:27 | 2022-08-18T12:13:56 | 325 | 39 | [
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"content": "[WP] Humans can Bond with animals to gain superpowers based on the traits of that animal. You just Bonded an animal that no one else in human history has been able to Bond with",
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"content": "I stand atop the building, looking out at the city. The fog had just rolled... | [
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"content": "[WP] Humans can Bond with animals to gain superpowers based on the traits of that animal. You just Bonded an animal that no one else in human history has been able to Bond with",
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"content": "Old Pat Harknuckle picked up the meal tray and began the long trek. He desc... |
2018-10-02T15:29:39 | 2018-10-02T15:28:41 | 3,397 | 127 | [
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"content": "[WP] The longer you charge an attack, the more powerful it becomes. SWAT charges a punch for 30 seconds to break down a door. You’ve been charging for the last three days.",
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"content": "Games make it look so easy. Just hold your arm in one place for a few seconds, s... | [
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"content": "[WP] The longer you charge an attack, the more powerful it becomes. SWAT charges a punch for 30 seconds to break down a door. You’ve been charging for the last three days.",
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"content": "It was a stupid dare. I could see that now. They say hindsight is 20/20, it's ju... |
2014-09-25T20:21:42 | 2014-09-25T19:58:47 | 233 | 51 | [
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"content": "[WP] When a person dies, their body evaporates into butterflies. One day, as the sky goes dark, you look up to see the sun blocked by an unending cloud of butterflies.",
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"content": "ONE DAY,\n\nA day that is not a day, but boundless smaller days, a day where points ... | [
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"content": "[WP] When a person dies, their body evaporates into butterflies. One day, as the sky goes dark, you look up to see the sun blocked by an unending cloud of butterflies.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "It happened just five days ago. Someone's body just exploded and butterflies came ou... |
2015-09-09T08:29:36 | 2015-09-09T08:09:58 | 1,090 | 53 | [
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"content": "[WP] In the afterlife, you start at the age you are when you died, and age backwards. When you reach 0, you are reincarnated.\n\nEdit: turns out this premise is already a novel, \"Elsewhere\" by Gabrielle Zevon. Many people below are recommending it, so it must be a good read :D\nI'll leave the pr... | [
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"content": "[WP] In the afterlife, you start at the age you are when you died, and age backwards. When you reach 0, you are reincarnated.\n\nEdit: turns out this premise is already a novel, \"Elsewhere\" by Gabrielle Zevon. Many people below are recommending it, so it must be a good read :D\nI'll leave the pr... |
2016-02-22T09:31:34 | 2016-02-22T09:22:45 | 15 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox",
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"content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox",
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2017-05-24T03:14:54 | 2017-05-24T02:38:15 | 65 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"The Young Anakin, Trained, he will be.\" Yoda said. Obi-Wan exclaims, \"The council is in agreement then? I will train the Boy?\" Yoda looks at Obi-Wan, \"Mace Windu, his master will be.\"",
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"content": "Anakin sat alone with Padme on a garden bench, concealed... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"The Young Anakin, Trained, he will be.\" Yoda said. Obi-Wan exclaims, \"The council is in agreement then? I will train the Boy?\" Yoda looks at Obi-Wan, \"Mace Windu, his master will be.\"",
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"content": "\"As you wish, master.\" Obi-wan says, as he is withdraw... |
2019-07-04T07:23:00 | 2019-07-04T05:01:08 | 150 | 52 | [
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"content": "[WP] 'Please Adopt Me', said the box on the side of the road, with the single black puppy in it. So you did. A year later, you realize the breed is a bit complicated, considering it has three heads, a snake tail, and breathes fire.",
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},
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"content": "Sighing, I turned to... | [
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"content": "[WP] 'Please Adopt Me', said the box on the side of the road, with the single black puppy in it. So you did. A year later, you realize the breed is a bit complicated, considering it has three heads, a snake tail, and breathes fire.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "This dog is amazing!... |
2017-06-11T11:14:29 | 2017-06-11T10:51:39 | 46 | 14 | [
{
"content": "[WP] All of the \"#1 Dad\" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.",
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"content": "Joe Mills had a #1 Dad mug, but he wasn't sure he'd ever get the chance to actually be a dad. His wife, Lucy, had had a miscarriage a month after she bough... | [
{
"content": "[WP] All of the \"#1 Dad\" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "It was a bright Sunday morning. Peter grabbed his favorite mug, a present from his only son that carried the moniker \"#1 Dad\". Upon filling it with his c... |
2018-12-20T08:30:21 | 2018-12-20T07:53:21 | 130 | 40 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a vampire. If one of your victims isn't completely drained of blood, they reanimate as a newborn vampire, which by law, you are now responsible for. You have always carefully avoided this, until one morning you notice a sticky note on the door of your apartment: \"I lived, bitch.\"",
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"content": "[WP] You are a vampire. If one of your victims isn't completely drained of blood, they reanimate as a newborn vampire, which by law, you are now responsible for. You have always carefully avoided this, until one morning you notice a sticky note on the door of your apartment: \"I lived, bitch.\"",
... |
2017-08-30T05:08:01 | 2017-08-30T04:55:59 | 169 | 35 | [
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"content": "[WP] A story that doesn't make any sense, until you read the last line.",
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},
{
"content": "I'm tired and I want to go home, but I can't. Not until she is dead, I've come this far I have to see it through. There is a sound at the door and I hasten to shut and lock it. Now... | [
{
"content": "[WP] A story that doesn't make any sense, until you read the last line.",
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},
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"content": "I think I should expand my vocabulary if I want to make rhymes. Also, don't hate me please.\n\n.\n\nHis phone emitted a flash. In his heart there wasn't even a interest clash of wh... |
2018-08-28T10:36:33 | 2018-08-28T10:33:12 | 19 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] After thousands of years on a generation ship sent out to colonize the universe, nobody alive on board the ship believes in the \"myth\" of Planet Earth anymore. Until they receive the first transmission from Earth in hundreds of years...",
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"content": "\"Sir\" ... | [
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"content": "[WP] After thousands of years on a generation ship sent out to colonize the universe, nobody alive on board the ship believes in the \"myth\" of Planet Earth anymore. Until they receive the first transmission from Earth in hundreds of years...",
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},
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"content": "Superlum... |
2015-02-14T06:01:34 | 2015-02-14T05:56:58 | 546 | 30 | [
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"content": "[WP] Two people discover a fountain of youth. The problem is that upon drinking the water you turn back into an infant. The two decide to take turns raising each other in order to live forever until one day one of them decides to break this agreement.",
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"content": "[WP] Two people discover a fountain of youth. The problem is that upon drinking the water you turn back into an infant. The two decide to take turns raising each other in order to live forever until one day one of them decides to break this agreement.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "... |
2017-09-09T13:17:51 | 2017-09-09T12:10:00 | 99 | 60 | [
{
"content": "[WP] You're a sniper, but your gun fires... unconventional ammo.",
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"content": "The spotter spoke quietly but firmly,\n\"Wind about a knot south east\"\n\"Correcting\" I affirmed as I made my adjustments, the whole plaza was in view from the church tower we had made ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a sniper, but your gun fires... unconventional ammo.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "The refrigerator, launched at high velocity in a arc, came crashing through the wall in what had to be the most bizarre death known to man. The enemy sniper barely had a chance to registe... |
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