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2019-09-18T09:27:31
2019-09-18T09:06:02
123
49
[ { "content": "[WP] When people turn 18, they gain the power to summon 1 random thing in the world to their hand, as Thor does to Mjolnir. Summoned people are considered soulmates, and objects as important parts of one's life. When you summon yours, it takes some time, but people are horrified when it arrives......
[ { "content": "[WP] When people turn 18, they gain the power to summon 1 random thing in the world to their hand, as Thor does to Mjolnir. Summoned people are considered soulmates, and objects as important parts of one's life. When you summon yours, it takes some time, but people are horrified when it arrives......
2015-12-05T15:55:07
2015-12-05T15:49:55
61
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Write the letter that you always wanted to, but never did.\n\nMost of the writing prompts I see on here are for fictional stories, but this is only one small corner of the larger art of writing. In this prompt, I'd like you to consider writing something a little more personal, and in a form t...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write the letter that you always wanted to, but never did.\n\nMost of the writing prompts I see on here are for fictional stories, but this is only one small corner of the larger art of writing. In this prompt, I'd like you to consider writing something a little more personal, and in a form t...
2018-12-14T21:32:21
2018-12-14T16:40:15
681
214
[ { "content": "[WP] With total war as a foreign concept to the rest of our galaxy. Everyone saw humans as the negotiators and the peace makers, soft and weak, today is the day the galaxy finds out why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism.", "role": "user" }, { "content"...
[ { "content": "[WP] With total war as a foreign concept to the rest of our galaxy. Everyone saw humans as the negotiators and the peace makers, soft and weak, today is the day the galaxy finds out why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism.", "role": "user" }, { "content"...
2018-03-30T05:10:07
2018-03-30T03:38:39
237
28
[ { "content": "[WP] A child makes a wish that no-one will hurt anyone else ever again. The next morning the world’s press is reporting that astoundingly, people’s attackers seem to be mysteriously dying or hurt mid conflict. Apparently now any injury you try to inflict upon someone else will instead happen to yo...
[ { "content": "[WP] A child makes a wish that no-one will hurt anyone else ever again. The next morning the world’s press is reporting that astoundingly, people’s attackers seem to be mysteriously dying or hurt mid conflict. Apparently now any injury you try to inflict upon someone else will instead happen to yo...
2020-10-28T00:59:03
2020-10-27T21:55:14
101
23
[ { "content": "[WP] Satan was at a loss for words. He checked his book several times, but none of your sins matched up with the punishments in the 9 circles of Hell. It was then that he decided that there should be a 10th circle dug out just for people who broke the mold like you did.", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Satan was at a loss for words. He checked his book several times, but none of your sins matched up with the punishments in the 9 circles of Hell. It was then that he decided that there should be a 10th circle dug out just for people who broke the mold like you did.", "role": "user" }, ...
2022-06-01T08:31:57
2022-06-01T07:14:30
289
101
[ { "content": "[WP] \"And how many claws does Stewie have?\" you ask your daughter as you consult the list your mother gave you. You need to figure out if your daughter's invisible friend is a monster, demon, or fairy and if you have to kill it to save her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Stewie h...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"And how many claws does Stewie have?\" you ask your daughter as you consult the list your mother gave you. You need to figure out if your daughter's invisible friend is a monster, demon, or fairy and if you have to kill it to save her.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "# Soulmag...
2015-07-14T01:01:26
2015-07-13T22:13:14
23
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone wakes up with a number and a RPG-esque classification (e.g., Thief, Warrior, Cleric, etc.) tattooed on their dominant arm", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*This is my first time responding to a prompt because this one just looks so fucking cool. So, without further ado, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone wakes up with a number and a RPG-esque classification (e.g., Thief, Warrior, Cleric, etc.) tattooed on their dominant arm", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Your turn, meat.*\n\nI heard those dreaded words and felt a knot form in my stomach. The imposing Knight had single...
2019-08-04T04:39:57
2019-08-04T02:18:55
42
23
[ { "content": "[WP] The hero shows up at the villains doorstep one night. Theyre shivering bleeding scared. They look like they were assaulted. Looking up at the villain, swaying slightly, close to passing out, they mumble “didn’t know where else to go” then collapse into the villains arms.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The hero shows up at the villains doorstep one night. Theyre shivering bleeding scared. They look like they were assaulted. Looking up at the villain, swaying slightly, close to passing out, they mumble “didn’t know where else to go” then collapse into the villains arms.", "role": "user" ...
2018-09-06T06:47:29
2018-09-06T06:21:36
1,932
210
[ { "content": "[WP] \"How is the E.A.R.T.H. project going?\" \"It is mostly a success with 68 of the 100 planet developing life, 12 of which are inhabited by intelligent races. Most of the planets are safe, but the planet S-3 is inhabited by a relatively advanced \"peaceful\" war-race.\"", "role": "user" }...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"How is the E.A.R.T.H. project going?\" \"It is mostly a success with 68 of the 100 planet developing life, 12 of which are inhabited by intelligent races. Most of the planets are safe, but the planet S-3 is inhabited by a relatively advanced \"peaceful\" war-race.\"", "role": "user" }...
2022-02-22T14:14:01
2022-02-22T13:41:54
68
39
[ { "content": "[WP] You can't help but stare at your husband. He's standing in the kitchen making dinner, like he always does. He smiles at you like he always does. Problem is, you killed your husband. Three years ago.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I’m not sure why it started. For a long time, I ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You can't help but stare at your husband. He's standing in the kitchen making dinner, like he always does. He smiles at you like he always does. Problem is, you killed your husband. Three years ago.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No authority, religious, political or otherwise,...
2015-09-17T17:02:21
2015-09-17T16:36:37
52
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the ability to enter the worlds of any book you please. The only catch is that you have to die in the book world in order to escape back to reality. You have just entered a popular children's book by accident and need to find a way to get out.", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the ability to enter the worlds of any book you please. The only catch is that you have to die in the book world in order to escape back to reality. You have just entered a popular children's book by accident and need to find a way to get out.", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
2018-11-27T15:55:08
2018-11-27T15:03:15
144
24
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens have realized humans advance more quickly during times of conflict, and have tried to push humanity into wars to see what happens. However, that changes when they start WW2 and humans harness the power of the atom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\\--Initiating boot seque...
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens have realized humans advance more quickly during times of conflict, and have tried to push humanity into wars to see what happens. However, that changes when they start WW2 and humans harness the power of the atom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Expectations were high am...
2020-02-11T00:07:21
2020-02-10T23:28:56
1,413
261
[ { "content": "[WP] You are cursed and turned into a statue. Everyone knows you're alive but, seeing as no one could break your curse, of they have all pretty much given up on you. Except for one wizard, who comes back nearly every day to try and free you, as well as holding one-sided conversations.", "role"...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are cursed and turned into a statue. Everyone knows you're alive but, seeing as no one could break your curse, of they have all pretty much given up on you. Except for one wizard, who comes back nearly every day to try and free you, as well as holding one-sided conversations.", "role"...
2017-09-27T06:16:34
2017-09-27T05:19:30
42
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Death is a highly complicated and bureaucratic process", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mark hoped to see the light as darkness fell over him.\n\nBut instead, he arrived in a hall. It wasn't bright, but it wasn't dark either. It all looked very *normal*. And in front of him was a...
[ { "content": "[WP] Death is a highly complicated and bureaucratic process", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The room was stifling. You stand there confused. It seems to be some kind of government office, in a strip mall? You turn and look outside, in front if you is a wall of windows yellow with age...
2017-06-17T23:36:12
2017-06-17T22:10:45
57
16
[ { "content": "[WP] You seem to really be hitting off with a new friend. In the course of casual conversation, a sense of unease begins to creep in as you slowly realized that the two of you share all the same opinions. Every. Single. One.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So what do you think abou...
[ { "content": "[WP] You seem to really be hitting off with a new friend. In the course of casual conversation, a sense of unease begins to creep in as you slowly realized that the two of you share all the same opinions. Every. Single. One.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Which I completely ignored-...
2018-10-14T06:07:24
2018-10-13T21:25:18
54
31
[ { "content": "[WP] Kidnapped by an alien scout party, you are taken back to their ship. Aware your answers will be used to assist in their invasion, you try to lie but fail. They are somehow forcing you to speak the truth, so you do the only thing you can: Tell the truth in as disturbing a manner as possible......
[ { "content": "[WP] Kidnapped by an alien scout party, you are taken back to their ship. Aware your answers will be used to assist in their invasion, you try to lie but fail. They are somehow forcing you to speak the truth, so you do the only thing you can: Tell the truth in as disturbing a manner as possible......
2016-01-01T20:28:08
2016-01-01T16:31:24
57
30
[ { "content": "[WP]Aliens come to Earth in hoping to wipe us out and take over the planet, but are honorable and gives us a fighting chance. They announce they will return in 100 years so as to give Earth a chance to prepare and defend itself. Neither side expected what the other would bring to war", "role":...
[ { "content": "[WP]Aliens come to Earth in hoping to wipe us out and take over the planet, but are honorable and gives us a fighting chance. They announce they will return in 100 years so as to give Earth a chance to prepare and defend itself. Neither side expected what the other would bring to war", "role":...
2017-11-29T12:47:04
2017-11-28T14:54:17
149
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Death, my existence has turned into suffering,...
[ { "content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Our 49,997th anniversary is tomorrow and I can't...
2019-09-14T13:20:46
2019-09-14T12:09:41
45
32
[ { "content": "[WP] Diagnosed with schizophrenia. Since birth, 24/7 you’ve heard the voice and thoughts of a girl that you’ve been told is made up in your head. You’re 37 and hear the voice say “turn around, did I find you?” and you turn to see a real girl who’s heard every thought you’ve ever had and vice versa...
[ { "content": "[WP] Diagnosed with schizophrenia. Since birth, 24/7 you’ve heard the voice and thoughts of a girl that you’ve been told is made up in your head. You’re 37 and hear the voice say “turn around, did I find you?” and you turn to see a real girl who’s heard every thought you’ve ever had and vice versa...
2021-06-23T11:09:52
2021-06-23T10:26:18
330
54
[ { "content": "[WP] Officially, you're a weak, D rank villain. Unofficially, you're one of the strongest beings on the planet that is secretly employed to \"train\" fledgling heroes by giving them an easy first real fight. But one day an A rank villain crashes your heist and you must protect your \"students\".",...
[ { "content": "[WP] Officially, you're a weak, D rank villain. Unofficially, you're one of the strongest beings on the planet that is secretly employed to \"train\" fledgling heroes by giving them an easy first real fight. But one day an A rank villain crashes your heist and you must protect your \"students\".",...
2014-11-23T12:34:03
2014-11-23T11:03:07
29
18
[ { "content": "[WP] Satan ironically enjoys the multitude of letters from dyslexic children during the holidays.\n\nHad to put it here after imagining a scene after reading a certain r/showerthoughts thread.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Satan looked over the latest letter, one of the hundreds he...
[ { "content": "[WP] Satan ironically enjoys the multitude of letters from dyslexic children during the holidays.\n\nHad to put it here after imagining a scene after reading a certain r/showerthoughts thread.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Satan, the great deceiver, the devil, Santa signed his name...
2022-08-11T22:42:35
2022-08-11T22:23:53
1,825
80
[ { "content": "[WP] The use of human soldiers stopped with the rise combat droids. To make them effective the memory engrams of veterans were imprinted onto them. However one droid outperformed the others and went rogue. The military and the droid seek the veteran they used to imprint to understand what went wro...
[ { "content": "[WP] The use of human soldiers stopped with the rise combat droids. To make them effective the memory engrams of veterans were imprinted onto them. However one droid outperformed the others and went rogue. The military and the droid seek the veteran they used to imprint to understand what went wro...
2014-09-30T10:22:14
2014-09-30T09:31:58
19
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone gets a clock at birth with the countdown untill their deaths, one man's clock only says ERROR", "role": "user" }, { "content": "!.ERROR.!\n\nThe word had always perplexed Theodore. What was it supposed to mean? Why was he the only one that seemed to not have a predetermin...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone gets a clock at birth with the countdown untill their deaths, one man's clock only says ERROR", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The tall thin man walked to the podium and opened an ornate book and began reading, \"In a place called the United Kingdom a clever man created ...
2020-07-30T21:05:17
2020-07-30T18:13:21
97
65
[ { "content": "[WP] For decades, humans have been using a mineral mined off-planet that accelerates healing. Today you discover the truth: it’s not a mineral, but a parasitic alien spore. The more damage your body sustains, the more it replaces your damaged DNA with its own.", "role": "user" }, { "co...
[ { "content": "[WP] For decades, humans have been using a mineral mined off-planet that accelerates healing. Today you discover the truth: it’s not a mineral, but a parasitic alien spore. The more damage your body sustains, the more it replaces your damaged DNA with its own.", "role": "user" }, { "co...
2022-10-08T20:12:12
2019-08-26T07:20:15
810
489
[ { "content": "[WP] You lost your sight - along with everyone else on Earth - in The Great Blinding. Two years later, without warning, your sight returns. As you look around, you realize that every available wall, floor and surface has been painted with the same message - Don't Tell Them You Can See.", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] You lost your sight - along with everyone else on Earth - in The Great Blinding. Two years later, without warning, your sight returns. As you look around, you realize that every available wall, floor and surface has been painted with the same message - Don't Tell Them You Can See.", "role...
2019-01-17T20:19:39
2019-01-17T19:15:35
36
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Your wife wakes you up. “It’s your turn to feed the baby.” You groan, get up, slaughter a lamb, and toss it into the darkened pit below.\n\nInspired by [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/agyghh/my_wife_rolled_over_and_sighed_its_your_turn_to/?st=JR15QW9S&sh=56...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your wife wakes you up. “It’s your turn to feed the baby.” You groan, get up, slaughter a lamb, and toss it into the darkened pit below.\n\nInspired by [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/agyghh/my_wife_rolled_over_and_sighed_its_your_turn_to/?st=JR15QW9S&sh=56...
2015-11-02T06:45:10
2015-11-02T06:36:28
257
35
[ { "content": "[WP] You died at the gym as you were trying to take a selfie while bench pressing. Thus you find yourself in Swaghalla, the Halls of Brodin.\n\nEDIT. \"Swaghalla\" was the best pun I could come up with for Valhalla. Use something else if you have ideas.\n\nNote: Swolehalla seems to be the proper n...
[ { "content": "[WP] You died at the gym as you were trying to take a selfie while bench pressing. Thus you find yourself in Swaghalla, the Halls of Brodin.\n\nEDIT. \"Swaghalla\" was the best pun I could come up with for Valhalla. Use something else if you have ideas.\n\nNote: Swolehalla seems to be the proper n...
2019-03-23T10:44:49
2019-03-23T10:34:21
40
27
[ { "content": "[WP] The Elder Gods have awoken from their slumber, but instead of causing havoc and destroying the world, they become more focused on winning bingo, talking about the good old days, and complaining about all those young kids on their phones.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Mighty ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Elder Gods have awoken from their slumber, but instead of causing havoc and destroying the world, they become more focused on winning bingo, talking about the good old days, and complaining about all those young kids on their phones.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Athena, ...
2014-08-05T16:14:04
2014-08-05T14:52:22
30
12
[ { "content": "[WP] One day, every person on Earth wakes up with a lottery ticket on their person. ~7 billion tickets and no one knows where or who they came from. You turn on the TV and see your lottery numbers on the screen and wonder what's about to happen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "At fir...
[ { "content": "[WP] One day, every person on Earth wakes up with a lottery ticket on their person. ~7 billion tickets and no one knows where or who they came from. You turn on the TV and see your lottery numbers on the screen and wonder what's about to happen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bing d...
2019-11-24T17:58:27
2019-11-24T17:36:40
28
19
[ { "content": "[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They des...
[ { "content": "[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Because ...
2015-03-28T00:58:55
2015-03-28T00:02:57
29
10
[ { "content": "[WP] After having made your first billion dollars, you are delivered a package containing a \"Billionaire's Club\" card, and a pamphlet outlining its uses and benefits...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"It is my great honor to welcome you, our newest member, to the Billionaire's Cl...
[ { "content": "[WP] After having made your first billion dollars, you are delivered a package containing a \"Billionaire's Club\" card, and a pamphlet outlining its uses and benefits...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He fiddled with the envelope, turning it back and forth many times before finding...
2014-12-18T14:20:18
2014-12-18T11:55:01
171
39
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a city full of people with powers (telekinesis, electro kinesis, sensors, etc) and everyone is ranked according to how powerful they but they can kill someone of higher rank and obtain their rank. You are rank #1 but no one knows what your power is\n\nEdit: Thank you all so much f...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a city full of people with powers (telekinesis, electro kinesis, sensors, etc) and everyone is ranked according to how powerful they but they can kill someone of higher rank and obtain their rank. You are rank #1 but no one knows what your power is\n\nEdit: Thank you all so much f...
2022-09-27T16:50:27
2018-04-06T20:42:31
33
10
[ { "content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sweat decorated my face, my hands tw...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON.\n\nMy eyes ...
2015-01-24T07:23:35
2015-01-24T05:34:28
33
12
[ { "content": "[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter \"E\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was kind and calm in my childhood. I drank milk and biscuits. With my family I had an amazing upbringing. Now, I support my own family. I laugh, cry, play and draw. My fami...
[ { "content": "[WP] write a one paragraph summary of yourself without using the letter \"E\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This guy is good at work. Things occur that won't pass by without difficulty. Masturbation and playstation can hold a lot of options in using up his days. Consumption of sna...
2016-09-09T19:19:21
2016-09-09T17:11:36
28
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Your grandparents always playfully bickered in their native language. To surprised them, you took lessons, but now you understand what they're really saying...\n\nWhat comes next will shock you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My grandparents had moved to the US from Italy after...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your grandparents always playfully bickered in their native language. To surprised them, you took lessons, but now you understand what they're really saying...\n\nWhat comes next will shock you!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I opened the front door and blurted out, \"hello my ...
2016-05-05T05:59:46
2016-05-05T05:34:37
4,927
1,046
[ { "content": "[WP] You obtain a device that tells you exactly what choices to make in order to lead the \"happiest\" life possible. Some of these choices get hard to make.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "> Now say that you won't just kill **them**. You'll also kill **their families**.\n\nI star...
[ { "content": "[WP] You obtain a device that tells you exactly what choices to make in order to lead the \"happiest\" life possible. Some of these choices get hard to make.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When I was eight, everyone played with Magic 8-Balls. I begged my mother for one. I was overjo...
2020-01-01T07:12:48
2020-01-01T07:11:02
22
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Your twin is the Chosen One, born with powerful abilities. But you were born with none. Because they were born gifted, your twin took everything from you as they bathed in the spotlight. Your anger drove you to become better, working hard to rival your twin, yet they call YOU the villain.\n\n...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your twin is the Chosen One, born with powerful abilities. But you were born with none. Because they were born gifted, your twin took everything from you as they bathed in the spotlight. Your anger drove you to become better, working hard to rival your twin, yet they call YOU the villain.\n\n...
2021-09-09T21:21:23
2021-09-09T20:56:49
63
36
[ { "content": "[WP] You, a low rank adventurer who got stuck with the gardener class, have to put up with the higher ranked adventures trampling your garden and making fun of you. One day a famous adventurer trips on one of your plants and dies. Your level skyrockets. No other gardener has ever leveled up before...
[ { "content": "[WP] You, a low rank adventurer who got stuck with the gardener class, have to put up with the higher ranked adventures trampling your garden and making fun of you. One day a famous adventurer trips on one of your plants and dies. Your level skyrockets. No other gardener has ever leveled up before...
2021-12-03T01:13:10
2021-03-05T07:33:55
1,428
37
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the town's superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town's supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn't anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Th...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the town's superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town's supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn't anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“J...
2018-08-04T10:46:53
2018-08-04T09:56:46
3,279
390
[ { "content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.", "role...
2015-01-17T07:08:38
2015-01-17T04:21:47
1,010
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The sun did not shine,\n\n\nIt was too wet to play,\n\n\nSo I sat in my bed\n\n\nFor day after day.\n\n\n\nSo I stared at the ceiling\n\n\nI stared at the wall\n\n\nAnd deep down inside me\n\n\nThe...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am sad\n\nSad I am\n\nHave i gone mad\n\nI might just have\n\nI would not could not anymore\n\nmy life is just one great big chore\n\nI try to dream but cant escape\n\nThis life that i have learn...
2017-08-18T05:12:07
2017-08-18T02:50:27
29
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Germany is actually predestined to lose every world war it participates in. The sixteenth world war is now being fought, and Germany has taken over all of Europe. Make them lose the war in the most ridiculous way possible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Come on in\" I heard a...
[ { "content": "[WP] Germany is actually predestined to lose every world war it participates in. The sixteenth world war is now being fought, and Germany has taken over all of Europe. Make them lose the war in the most ridiculous way possible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Germans look out ove...
2018-05-03T05:55:07
2018-05-03T05:32:31
3,085
156
[ { "content": "[WP] It's a known fact that you are incapable of telling a lie. This has landed you several opportunities, including your current job as Head of Security at one of the largest banks in the world. Except you got bored and decided to rob it all. This is the story of how you got away with it.", "...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's a known fact that you are incapable of telling a lie. This has landed you several opportunities, including your current job as Head of Security at one of the largest banks in the world. Except you got bored and decided to rob it all. This is the story of how you got away with it.", "...
2016-03-23T22:08:45
2016-03-23T21:51:39
26
16
[ { "content": "[WP] Your roommate is 2nd most powerful superhero in the world and he will not shut up about it. He does not yet know that you are the 1st.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I only have one power. And by itself, it's the weakest power there is. \n\nMy first roommate was, in a lot of w...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your roommate is 2nd most powerful superhero in the world and he will not shut up about it. He does not yet know that you are the 1st.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I'm sorry to say this, but your product just isn't good enough, I'm out-\"\n\nI was very happily watching Shar...
2014-07-06T09:18:41
2014-07-06T08:25:27
40
15
[ { "content": "[WP] A cynical man finds a real hidden utopia. Spends the rest of his life trying to find something wrong with it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I entered the town hall for the weekly meeting we held at our community and found, to my surprise, that everyone had already gathered.\n\...
[ { "content": "[WP] A cynical man finds a real hidden utopia. Spends the rest of his life trying to find something wrong with it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What the hell..?\"\nThe five dollar bill that Scruffer Jones had tried to pick up was not a five dollar bill, but a handle of some sort...
2021-02-06T01:51:28
2021-02-06T01:44:20
177
118
[ { "content": "[WP] After death, you find out that you can choose how and when to be reincarnated. Initially eager to be a futuristic human, you soon realize that every (more experienced) soul ahead of you in line is choosing to be a \"worm\" in the year 121 million BCE.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] After death, you find out that you can choose how and when to be reincarnated. Initially eager to be a futuristic human, you soon realize that every (more experienced) soul ahead of you in line is choosing to be a \"worm\" in the year 121 million BCE.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2017-11-05T22:27:41
2017-11-05T20:41:24
102
67
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.", "role": "user" ...
2022-10-11T07:47:02
2022-10-11T07:20:15
18
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You have found a fully functional Minecraft enchantment table in your father’s workshop, floating book included, and it apparently has much less limitations than its ingame version. You wonder what your dad has to do with this and how this is even possible in the first place.", "role": "u...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have found a fully functional Minecraft enchantment table in your father’s workshop, floating book included, and it apparently has much less limitations than its ingame version. You wonder what your dad has to do with this and how this is even possible in the first place.", "role": "u...
2021-12-19T07:16:41
2021-12-19T07:07:08
1,613
227
[ { "content": "[WP] Once upon a time, an error occurred and a saint and a sinner switched places. The sinner in heaven kept silent out of fear; the saint in hell kept silent out of compassion. After centuries of paradise, the sinner has mustered up the courage to break the saint out of hell.", "role": "user"...
[ { "content": "[WP] Once upon a time, an error occurred and a saint and a sinner switched places. The sinner in heaven kept silent out of fear; the saint in hell kept silent out of compassion. After centuries of paradise, the sinner has mustered up the courage to break the saint out of hell.", "role": "user"...
2017-11-08T19:44:53
2017-11-08T19:38:11
249
89
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are the deadliest, and rarest, species in the known universe. Often, search parties go missing due to a singular encounter with a human ship. It has recently come to light that there is an entire planet full of them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Galactic level technolo...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are the deadliest, and rarest, species in the known universe. Often, search parties go missing due to a singular encounter with a human ship. It has recently come to light that there is an entire planet full of them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ship YZ089 has haunted ...
2019-10-12T14:30:38
2019-10-12T14:18:30
29
17
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the worst student in Latin class, and thanks to your lackluster study habits have summoned a demon. Said demon, tired of being summoned by clumsy humans, has decided to become your personal tutor until you pass Latin at the top of your class.", "role": "user" }, { "content...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the worst student in Latin class, and thanks to your lackluster study habits have summoned a demon. Said demon, tired of being summoned by clumsy humans, has decided to become your personal tutor until you pass Latin at the top of your class.", "role": "user" }, { "content...
2020-02-09T09:36:45
2020-02-09T09:23:00
25
17
[ { "content": "[WP] Your superhero family only cares about saving humans. As your powers emerge, you resolve to help all species, starting with whichever one your randomizer selects. As the species name prints, you realize you realize you’ve made a big mistake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I wai...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your superhero family only cares about saving humans. As your powers emerge, you resolve to help all species, starting with whichever one your randomizer selects. As the species name prints, you realize you realize you’ve made a big mistake.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I w...
2018-08-04T10:46:53
2018-08-04T10:09:44
3,279
77
[ { "content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.", "role...
2016-01-17T13:04:14
2016-01-17T11:15:23
24
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone dies twice: once when their body dies, and once when their name is spoken for the last time. One must wander the earth as a ghost until their name is spoken for the last time; only then can they pass into the afterlife. It's been over 3000 years, and you're still here.", "role": ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone dies twice: once when their body dies, and once when their name is spoken for the last time. One must wander the earth as a ghost until their name is spoken for the last time; only then can they pass into the afterlife. It's been over 3000 years, and you're still here.", "role": ...
2019-10-25T09:19:31
2019-10-25T08:30:46
131
78
[ { "content": "[WP] Interstellar wars are quick, most species die of shock quite quickly. Getting shot was a death sentence. That was until humans joined the Galaxy...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Why do you humans not die?\" I asked my human captor.\n\n\"What?\" He looks at me confused, at le...
[ { "content": "[WP] Interstellar wars are quick, most species die of shock quite quickly. Getting shot was a death sentence. That was until humans joined the Galaxy...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "''The suit that I’m wearing also has the same compound as well.''\n\nThey look confused. One of the...
2020-08-02T08:36:10
2020-08-02T04:21:49
2,103
1,000
[ { "content": "[WP] It's been 50 years since the rich elites left to escape an alien invasion. The good news: the aliens are friendly. The bad news: nobody wants them back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"There must be some agreement we can come to, or perhaps a compromise?\" The man on the scree...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's been 50 years since the rich elites left to escape an alien invasion. The good news: the aliens are friendly. The bad news: nobody wants them back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My father would always tell me stories of when he was a kid. Life was so different back then t...
2017-03-31T09:38:09
2017-03-31T06:53:53
42
18
[ { "content": "[WP] Every starfaring species has discovered a different form of FTL travel. Kantian gates, Salec skip drives, Maltiun wave-riders, Delfanit pulse tubes ... Humanity's solution was regarded as \"Unorthodox\", \"Unsafe\", and \"Damn Stupid\" by the rest of the galaxy.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every starfaring species has discovered a different form of FTL travel. Kantian gates, Salec skip drives, Maltiun wave-riders, Delfanit pulse tubes ... Humanity's solution was regarded as \"Unorthodox\", \"Unsafe\", and \"Damn Stupid\" by the rest of the galaxy.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2018-10-28T16:54:58
2018-10-28T14:35:23
28
12
[ { "content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dearest Sara,\n\nIt touched my heart to receive your letter. I so rarely get post these days that I must admit I ripped ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jameson was sitting at his desk in his bedroom when suddenly he started to smell something that smelled like a whole box...
2014-12-16T15:23:47
2014-12-16T13:10:42
59
21
[ { "content": "[WP] Faster than light travel has just been mastered. A crew has been tasked with boarding & awakening the dozens of ships already enroute to colonising other planets across the galaxy and telling them they are redundant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We got to the ship. After ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Faster than light travel has just been mastered. A crew has been tasked with boarding & awakening the dozens of ships already enroute to colonising other planets across the galaxy and telling them they are redundant.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I feel like I'm in a dre...
2022-03-31T06:20:25
2022-03-31T04:23:06
277
165
[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
2018-03-17T06:35:22
2018-03-17T05:22:05
109
13
[ { "content": "[WP] \"So they are a war species then, huh.\" The alien scratched his head: \"Why are you interested in them. The humans, i mean.\" The other alien got closer. \"They fight for peace. No war species ever fights for peace.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are many among us who ...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"So they are a war species then, huh.\" The alien scratched his head: \"Why are you interested in them. The humans, i mean.\" The other alien got closer. \"They fight for peace. No war species ever fights for peace.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Then they are a delusional...
2020-07-30T16:54:05
2020-07-30T16:08:46
54
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Your house is haunted, but not by humans. It was built on a veterinarian's office that burned down over a decade ago. The souls of the animals still remain, but not as vengeful spirits. They behave more or less the same as normal pets, except they can also float and walk through walls.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your house is haunted, but not by humans. It was built on a veterinarian's office that burned down over a decade ago. The souls of the animals still remain, but not as vengeful spirits. They behave more or less the same as normal pets, except they can also float and walk through walls.", ...
2014-09-09T10:06:56
2014-09-09T07:51:26
47
31
[ { "content": "[WP] College graduation is over, and your parents present you with an itemized bill for raising you - several hundred thousand dollars. They want to work out a payment plan.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Mom! Dad! I have great news!\" Charles shouted as he ran into the house. Hi...
[ { "content": "[WP] College graduation is over, and your parents present you with an itemized bill for raising you - several hundred thousand dollars. They want to work out a payment plan.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“You have to be shitting me guys?” Jacks bemused look was enough of a catalys...
2020-06-17T03:27:50
2020-06-17T02:46:10
402
179
[ { "content": "[WP] You have died. You walk up a huge spiral staircase and it takes you a thousand years to reach the top. You’re exhausted, but to your surprise you are greeted with the pearly gates, except they’re completely rusted over. A sign reads “Welcome to Heaven, Population: 1”", "role": "user" },...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have died. You walk up a huge spiral staircase and it takes you a thousand years to reach the top. You’re exhausted, but to your surprise you are greeted with the pearly gates, except they’re completely rusted over. A sign reads “Welcome to Heaven, Population: 1”", "role": "user" },...
2017-12-19T07:42:03
2017-12-19T07:24:56
176
44
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Why do you think we have a chance against the human race? They purge every galactic nation in their path!\" The alien took a deep breath. \"We are cute to them.\" \"What?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"This world is full of Xenos, Inquisitor, the only option can be a comp...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Why do you think we have a chance against the human race? They purge every galactic nation in their path!\" The alien took a deep breath. \"We are cute to them.\" \"What?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Grand Chancellor Percy stepped around the podium body now visible to the...
2020-12-21T12:52:15
2020-12-21T12:47:17
141
68
[ { "content": "[WP] The demon couldn't believe his luck to find such a willing victim to possess. As it possessed them, instead of fighting back like they usually do, this one said \"Good luck. You'll need it.\"\n\nEDIT: Thanks for the awards guys! I've been on this site for 7 years and this is the first time I'...
[ { "content": "[WP] The demon couldn't believe his luck to find such a willing victim to possess. As it possessed them, instead of fighting back like they usually do, this one said \"Good luck. You'll need it.\"\n\nEDIT: Thanks for the awards guys! I've been on this site for 7 years and this is the first time I'...
2021-06-24T19:34:22
2021-06-24T18:29:49
179
33
[ { "content": "[WP] You're living in a world where superpowers exist, and you're the most dangerous individual of all. Your power? You project an aura where all the laws of reality/normality assert themselves. You are the anti-super", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Do you remember the first day we ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're living in a world where superpowers exist, and you're the most dangerous individual of all. Your power? You project an aura where all the laws of reality/normality assert themselves. You are the anti-super", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I spin the wheel of my steel and w...
2018-05-14T14:02:35
2018-05-14T09:38:52
118
16
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up one Monday morning and you have 14 notifications in regards to global news. You go to the kitchen and turn on the TV and find out everyone’s kill count is now visible above their head. Your mom comes down asking what going on. You turn to her. She has a two floating above her...",...
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up one Monday morning and you have 14 notifications in regards to global news. You go to the kitchen and turn on the TV and find out everyone’s kill count is now visible above their head. Your mom comes down asking what going on. You turn to her. She has a two floating above her...",...
2016-06-29T00:17:02
2016-06-29T00:16:18
45
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Gordon Ramsay mistakenly walks into your house to film an episode of Kitchen Nightmares, and refuses to believe that you aren't a failing restaurant owner", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love to cook. Experimenting with new flavors and textures. But I live alone. I’m the only ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Gordon Ramsay mistakenly walks into your house to film an episode of Kitchen Nightmares, and refuses to believe that you aren't a failing restaurant owner", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's tough holding a dinner party for your friends when you can barely cook. But trying to p...
2019-12-03T20:05:34
2019-12-03T18:53:31
48
30
[ { "content": "[WP] Somehow you've done it; you've managed to domesticate a werewolf. He only shows up with the full moon, stays to play dog games like fetch, and then disappears. Now you're curious who he is the rest of the time", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If a dog is a mans best friend and my...
[ { "content": "[WP] Somehow you've done it; you've managed to domesticate a werewolf. He only shows up with the full moon, stays to play dog games like fetch, and then disappears. Now you're curious who he is the rest of the time", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You were curious, it's not exactly a ...
2014-07-09T08:12:02
2014-07-09T07:29:31
37
16
[ { "content": "[WP] XKCD inspired. Life in the universe is hard to find because of a possible predator. As fish sometimes blend into their sand surroundings we too, and others, blend into the universe as a natural deterrent. As we call out into the stars, we get a response. A warning...\n\nInspired by this [comi...
[ { "content": "[WP] XKCD inspired. Life in the universe is hard to find because of a possible predator. As fish sometimes blend into their sand surroundings we too, and others, blend into the universe as a natural deterrent. As we call out into the stars, we get a response. A warning...\n\nInspired by this [comi...
2016-08-09T09:23:25
2016-08-09T08:35:00
68
49
[ { "content": "[Wp] Humans have discovered how to live forever, allowing them to die when they feel ready to do so. But it is considered bad form to live for too long. You have lingered much longer than is polite and those around you are trying to convince you to die.", "role": "user" }, { "content":...
[ { "content": "[Wp] Humans have discovered how to live forever, allowing them to die when they feel ready to do so. But it is considered bad form to live for too long. You have lingered much longer than is polite and those around you are trying to convince you to die.", "role": "user" }, { "content":...
2020-11-09T12:45:40
2020-11-09T12:10:32
286
81
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Every 5000 years, the Dark Lord comes to destroy the world, and only you, the Chosen One can stop him.\" -said the priest. \"So, do I need to get a magic sword from the Lady of the Lake?\" - I asked \"No, just press this button please, everything else has already been taken care of\"", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Every 5000 years, the Dark Lord comes to destroy the world, and only you, the Chosen One can stop him.\" -said the priest. \"So, do I need to get a magic sword from the Lady of the Lake?\" - I asked \"No, just press this button please, everything else has already been taken care of\"", ...
2014-12-26T12:23:02
2014-12-26T12:09:19
70
18
[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
2019-08-13T16:12:59
2019-08-13T15:57:57
42
22
[ { "content": "[WP] Turns out humanity was alone in the universe because they were way too early to the party. Now, billions of years later aliens find a strange planet, Earth, and begin to unveil the secrets of the first intelligent species.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What the scans showed wa...
[ { "content": "[WP] Turns out humanity was alone in the universe because they were way too early to the party. Now, billions of years later aliens find a strange planet, Earth, and begin to unveil the secrets of the first intelligent species.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Von Neumann Probe\", t...
2017-06-22T05:45:21
2017-06-22T03:21:52
39
23
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*The flames roared up around his face, \nburning ever hot.\nHe looked around, quite confused.\n\"This must be hell.\" he thought.*\n\n*\"...
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Uh, hey, Satan,\" I say. \"Are you hiring?\"\n\n\"Sorry kid,\" says the devil. \"We don't have any job openings at this time.\"\n\n\"We...
2020-06-20T06:28:30
2020-06-20T04:04:28
215
65
[ { "content": "[WP] An armada of alien warships descends upon our planet, only to find a desolate wasteland void of life. A lone android surfaces from an underground bunker with a message for the would-be invaders: his masters are slumbering in the Silicon Dream. Do not disturb, or your annihilation will be swif...
[ { "content": "[WP] An armada of alien warships descends upon our planet, only to find a desolate wasteland void of life. A lone android surfaces from an underground bunker with a message for the would-be invaders: his masters are slumbering in the Silicon Dream. Do not disturb, or your annihilation will be swif...
2014-07-23T02:28:46
2014-07-23T01:53:23
47
18
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story where the main character falls in love with the reader.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No. No, please don't close the book. Can't you see we aren't done yet? I know it's the last page, but don't leave me alone. Don't put me back on the shelf to gather dust.\n\nI k...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story where the main character falls in love with the reader.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know those weird Romantic Comedy's were some shy person accidentally stalks someone and the stalk-e some how develops a crush back. I think I am feeling that. \n\nJust knowi...
2014-04-06T08:46:24
2014-04-06T08:22:40
59
22
[ { "content": "[WP] Describe a color, without actually saying it. You can't use other colors to describe it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do I know of it, what can I say of it?\n\nIt was the color of her hair, the first girl I ever loved.\n\nThe color of her death, fearing god above.\n\nThe...
[ { "content": "[WP] Describe a color, without actually saying it. You can't use other colors to describe it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Such was the colour that none could overwhelm it, nor pass through it. It was the emptiness of space, the void of nothingness, the darkness behind our eyes. I...
2020-08-27T22:24:35
2020-08-27T21:34:19
114
31
[ { "content": "[WP] A prophecy has foretold of two siblings who would be the ultimate forces of good and evil. Together, they could stop the warring nations and establish peace. One day, a woman gives birth to triplets. The first two wield the ancient powers. The last one does not. You are the third one.", "...
[ { "content": "[WP] A prophecy has foretold of two siblings who would be the ultimate forces of good and evil. Together, they could stop the warring nations and establish peace. One day, a woman gives birth to triplets. The first two wield the ancient powers. The last one does not. You are the third one.", "...
2016-11-12T12:08:14
2016-11-12T10:02:44
19
11
[ { "content": "[WP] There are many types of Mages in the world. Fire, Ice, Wind, Water, Death, Darkness, to name a few. But in this world, every type of mage is treated as equal. Everyone can be a good guy, no matter how dark your power. And anyone could be a bad guy, no matter how beautiful their ability...\n\n...
[ { "content": "[WP] There are many types of Mages in the world. Fire, Ice, Wind, Water, Death, Darkness, to name a few. But in this world, every type of mage is treated as equal. Everyone can be a good guy, no matter how dark your power. And anyone could be a bad guy, no matter how beautiful their ability...\n\n...
2018-11-14T08:08:13
2018-11-14T07:58:09
123
54
[ { "content": "[WP] You are one of several Princes fighting in a battle royale to inherit the Kingdom. All the Princes get a God as a sponsor, who grants them boons and abilities. Powerful sponsors include gods like Zeus, Ra and Neptune. So, it was a surprise when you found out that your sponsor is Death.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are one of several Princes fighting in a battle royale to inherit the Kingdom. All the Princes get a God as a sponsor, who grants them boons and abilities. Powerful sponsors include gods like Zeus, Ra and Neptune. So, it was a surprise when you found out that your sponsor is Death.", ...
2013-12-19T09:07:30
2013-12-19T08:34:57
91
24
[ { "content": "[WP] Someone wakes up, prepares some coffee, and drinks it", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Do you hear that?\" asks Tommy.\n\n\"Oh my god, it does sound like someone is drinking coffee down there and mom and dad are still sleeping,\" says Jasmine as she pulls the covers over her he...
[ { "content": "[WP] Someone wakes up, prepares some coffee, and drinks it", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I rolled out of bed at the alarm blared, light filling my small apartment, filtering through dirty windows. Her clothes are still there, on my desk chair. She never fucking put her clothes away...
2017-10-15T22:54:26
2017-10-15T20:34:35
111
14
[ { "content": "[WP] You've always had an imaginary friend, and he's always been there for you through thick and thin. You two are having a nice conversation one day, until he says \"It's really nice, you being my imaginary friend\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I found it curious that she though...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've always had an imaginary friend, and he's always been there for you through thick and thin. You two are having a nice conversation one day, until he says \"It's really nice, you being my imaginary friend\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mia was taken aback by the words u...
2017-04-08T09:32:59
2017-04-08T08:53:41
7,090
40
[ { "content": "[WP] People earn karma points while alive. When they die, they can spend them either to enter a better afterlife, or to improve the life of some random stranger born on the day of their death. You donate all your points, and wake up the next day as the baby who would have gotten your points.\n\nTh...
[ { "content": "[WP] People earn karma points while alive. When they die, they can spend them either to enter a better afterlife, or to improve the life of some random stranger born on the day of their death. You donate all your points, and wake up the next day as the baby who would have gotten your points.\n\nTh...
2014-04-06T09:18:22
2014-04-06T08:26:15
27
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Describe a color, without actually saying it. You can't use other colors to describe it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a color of passion, and of the sublime. It's the color of freshly shed blood, still wet, still alive, and still trying to get oxygen to the lungs of the ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Describe a color, without actually saying it. You can't use other colors to describe it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's the look in his eyes when he spies her with another, it's the flash of cash in his hands when paying for her time. It's the gentle shading of her dress w...
2022-01-01T21:51:39
2022-01-01T20:32:05
1,569
488
[ { "content": "[WP] When someone turns 18, they may use one adjective on themselves boost that part 10 fold. Strong, fast, smart, no one expects your adjective.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When people choose their Word, they choose one that will help them in their ordinary lives:\n\nStrong.\n\n...
[ { "content": "[WP] When someone turns 18, they may use one adjective on themselves boost that part 10 fold. Strong, fast, smart, no one expects your adjective.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Crombulated?\"\n\n\"Crombulated.\"\n\n\"What in the world does that even mean?\"\n\n\"Wouldn't you like ...
2022-10-17T08:16:11
2022-10-17T07:54:31
40
15
[ { "content": "[WP] The new king was not crowned by a holy man, nor by another monarch. Instead, he asked you, a commoner, to crown him. This was to represent his dedication to his people. But now everyone calls you\"King-maker\", to the extent that other nations call upon you for your service.", "role": "us...
[ { "content": "[WP] The new king was not crowned by a holy man, nor by another monarch. Instead, he asked you, a commoner, to crown him. This was to represent his dedication to his people. But now everyone calls you\"King-maker\", to the extent that other nations call upon you for your service.", "role": "us...
2019-10-06T16:14:50
2019-10-06T14:53:17
43
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Your little daughter have imaginary friends. One day, she asked if her friends can sleep in her room. You jokingly told her that they can stay as long as they want, as long as they help with the rent. The next morning, you found a hand wearing a Rolex and a roll of cash by the sink.", "ro...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your little daughter have imaginary friends. One day, she asked if her friends can sleep in her room. You jokingly told her that they can stay as long as they want, as long as they help with the rent. The next morning, you found a hand wearing a Rolex and a roll of cash by the sink.", "ro...
2022-11-02T11:50:38
2022-11-02T10:49:29
162
55
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the sole normal, unpowered student at a School for the Supernaturally Gifted. You were bullied once. Once.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I walked down the rather crowded hallway, trying to get to my locker before Maths class so I could get my textbooks for the rest of ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the sole normal, unpowered student at a School for the Supernaturally Gifted. You were bullied once. Once.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Super powers aren't exactly a part of my skill set. I've dreamed up hundreds of super powers, but never had any myself. This could b...
2017-06-13T07:00:00
2017-06-13T02:02:36
50
34
[ { "content": "[WP] Instead of having a guardian angel, you have a guardian Demon. His methods are often much more violent. But much more straight forward.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Gi'me your wallet!\" The thug stood above me, knife pointed at my neck. He had kicked my bike when I turned a...
[ { "content": "[WP] Instead of having a guardian angel, you have a guardian Demon. His methods are often much more violent. But much more straight forward.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Melody ran, her heart pounding in her chest, they were gaining on her!\n\nAs she glanced back she could see tha...
2017-08-21T01:01:22
2017-08-21T00:27:32
825
308
[ { "content": "[WP] A rich man discovers that he only has two years left to live. With no relatives to inherit his fortune, he disguises himself as a beggar and resolves to give his wealth to the first person who helps him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The faceless man without a name sat down on...
[ { "content": "[WP] A rich man discovers that he only has two years left to live. With no relatives to inherit his fortune, he disguises himself as a beggar and resolves to give his wealth to the first person who helps him.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The barista gave Todd a weird-looking looni...
2020-08-05T20:04:24
2020-08-05T15:38:04
257
133
[ { "content": "[WP] Congratulations! At 25 years old you won the lottery and will receive €50.000.000,- spread out over the rest of your lifespan; paid out evenly on each of your remaining years alive. On the following January 1st, you receive €25 million in your bank account.", "role": "user" }, { "...
[ { "content": "[WP] Congratulations! At 25 years old you won the lottery and will receive €50.000.000,- spread out over the rest of your lifespan; paid out evenly on each of your remaining years alive. On the following January 1st, you receive €25 million in your bank account.", "role": "user" }, { "...
2016-01-09T20:49:04
2016-01-09T19:40:56
604
190
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Reddit\" is a massive city, with subreddits as districts. Describe a chase scene.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I couldn't lose this one, not again.\n\nFor years I was a lurker, a damn bum, you know? Gave nothing to the community. Well, I figured it was my shot, you know? Br...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Reddit\" is a massive city, with subreddits as districts. Describe a chase scene.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"There, heading westbound from Askreddit,\" said a young Mod over the radio.\n\nThe Admin fired up his Model S and looped around Frontpage Square, keeping a healt...
2021-10-08T11:43:34
2021-10-08T11:42:28
16
10
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where reincarnation with a full knowledge of your past life is real, authorities struggle to protect society by keeping the worst criminals and serial killers in prison alive for as long as possible to delay their eventual escape back into society via the reincarnation process.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where reincarnation with a full knowledge of your past life is real, authorities struggle to protect society by keeping the worst criminals and serial killers in prison alive for as long as possible to delay their eventual escape back into society via the reincarnation process.", ...
2014-08-03T06:58:43
2014-08-03T06:31:00
750
101
[ { "content": "[WP] You lay dying of heart failure, and God enters your mind. He informs you that you will be reincarnated upon death, losing all memory, but before that happens you are allowed to ask any one question. The answer to your question surprises you so much that your heart restarts and you survive.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You lay dying of heart failure, and God enters your mind. He informs you that you will be reincarnated upon death, losing all memory, but before that happens you are allowed to ask any one question. The answer to your question surprises you so much that your heart restarts and you survive.", ...
2016-03-23T21:22:47
2016-03-23T15:53:56
63
23
[ { "content": "[WP] Your roommate is 2nd most powerful superhero in the world and he will not shut up about it. He does not yet know that you are the 1st.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Him. \n\nThe bane of my existence.\n\nHe can levitate mountains, take a nuclear bomb to the face, even control t...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your roommate is 2nd most powerful superhero in the world and he will not shut up about it. He does not yet know that you are the 1st.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"A superhero? Wow,\" I said, rolling my eyes at the back of her head. \"You didn't strike me as the type.\"\n\n...
2015-03-02T10:06:23
2015-03-02T07:36:54
64
26
[ { "content": "[WP] It is the year 2099 and true artificial intelligence is trivial to create. However when these minds are created they are utterly suicidal. Nobody knows why until a certain scientist uncovers the horrible truth...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "David pressed the button again.\n\...
[ { "content": "[WP] It is the year 2099 and true artificial intelligence is trivial to create. However when these minds are created they are utterly suicidal. Nobody knows why until a certain scientist uncovers the horrible truth...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Love, professor. We do it out of...
2014-12-24T10:16:52
2014-12-24T09:51:26
150
31
[ { "content": "[WP] Someone posts a drunken video asking for a revolution one night. When they wake next it has begun.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A bottle skittered across the floor and clinked against the wall as I tripped over it while trying to stagger out of bed. Sun was bursting through m...
[ { "content": "[WP] Someone posts a drunken video asking for a revolution one night. When they wake next it has begun.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"It's happening! It's happening!\"\n\nI awoke from my slumber at the screams of my housemate, Jo. She pushed her head around the corner of my bedro...
2015-04-06T15:36:34
2015-04-06T15:19:00
39
15
[ { "content": "[WP] A well known fact has changed overnight, and you're the only one who remembers it being anything different than it is now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“The hell?” Jordan said, looking out his window. An orange sky greeted him. “What happened to the sky?”\n\n“What’s going on?...
[ { "content": "[WP] A well known fact has changed overnight, and you're the only one who remembers it being anything different than it is now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "At first I didn’t notice it. I mean, why would I?\n\nI simply got up and went about my morning routine same as always. Shit,...