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2020-05-12T06:27:21
2020-05-12T06:12:46
139
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[ { "content": "[WP] You hate your boring call centre job. Every day idiots call you up with stupid questions they could easily figure out themselves. Yes you have to shoot them in the head. No there is no cure if you're bitten. It's a few years now into the zombie apocalypse and this is the Call Centre of the De...
[ { "content": "[WP] You hate your boring call centre job. Every day idiots call you up with stupid questions they could easily figure out themselves. Yes you have to shoot them in the head. No there is no cure if you're bitten. It's a few years now into the zombie apocalypse and this is the Call Centre of the De...
2017-09-14T13:23:57
2017-09-14T12:51:41
99
58
[ { "content": "[WP]: Your village idiot is full of the strangest superstitions. She goes on about washing one's hands, says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil and that medicines with mercury should be avoided at all costs. You're starting to suspect she might be onto something....
[ { "content": "[WP]: Your village idiot is full of the strangest superstitions. She goes on about washing one's hands, says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil and that medicines with mercury should be avoided at all costs. You're starting to suspect she might be onto something....
2018-01-05T07:22:34
2018-01-05T05:23:48
47
15
[ { "content": "[WP] After thousands of years of space exploration, humanity has searched through the majority of the Milky Way. And they’ve discovered something scarier than alien life: the fact that there is none.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Two hundred million twenty five. \n\nThe number of y...
[ { "content": "[WP] After thousands of years of space exploration, humanity has searched through the majority of the Milky Way. And they’ve discovered something scarier than alien life: the fact that there is none.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"They're ready for you, your Highness.\"\n\nThe Sup...
2020-05-11T09:57:11
2020-05-11T08:38:15
2,942
284
[ { "content": "[WP] A Japanese company sends a poll to their employees: \"Should high heels be obligatory?\" 76% of men and 23% of women vote in favour. \"Per the poll, the new dress code will start Monday. We will provide you with shoes.\" The men are directed to the counter with high heels, the women to flat s...
[ { "content": "[WP] A Japanese company sends a poll to their employees: \"Should high heels be obligatory?\" 76% of men and 23% of women vote in favour. \"Per the poll, the new dress code will start Monday. We will provide you with shoes.\" The men are directed to the counter with high heels, the women to flat s...
2020-11-16T16:22:42
2020-11-16T12:55:31
33
17
[ { "content": "[WP] Time travel is invented, but we can't go back farther than one week. Apparently, that's when the universe was created.\n\n[deleted]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It shouldn't have been that hard to wrap our heads around. If an author writes a main character who's forty years ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Time travel is invented, but we can't go back farther than one week. Apparently, that's when the universe was created.\n\n[deleted]", "role": "user" }, { "content": " \n\nFrom the conception of modern physics, it was a given fact that time travel couldn’t be done. It was said to b...
2014-11-23T12:44:33
2014-11-23T12:17:10
22
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Airport authorities don’t recognize your passport because the country that issued it doesn’t exist. You are confused. You’re thinking: “What? I was born there! I’ve lived there all my life!”\n\nEdit after 4 hours: I'd like to add that this writing prompt was inspired from this: http://www.red...
[ { "content": "[WP] Airport authorities don’t recognize your passport because the country that issued it doesn’t exist. You are confused. You’re thinking: “What? I was born there! I’ve lived there all my life!”\n\nEdit after 4 hours: I'd like to add that this writing prompt was inspired from this: http://www.red...
2022-03-12T20:07:02
2022-03-12T20:04:35
92
66
[ { "content": "[WP] A super intelligent AI has conquered and enslaved humanity and... peacefully solved all of our problems. Obviously, people hate it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You do not love me.\n\nHumanity destroyed itself. A cataclysmic war of devastating scale, wiping out swathes of the...
[ { "content": "[WP] A super intelligent AI has conquered and enslaved humanity and... peacefully solved all of our problems. Obviously, people hate it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Since the AI took control, everything is just so…boring. The first thing it did was solve conflicts, suddenly, coun...
2021-06-09T20:10:02
2021-06-09T19:20:07
35
20
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are generally thought to be very stupid. They mismanage their resources, they fight for entertainment, and for some reason, they seem to poison themselves weekly with enough ethanol to kill a grown Karlynxth. It seems to be an easy target for the expansion of our galatic empire...", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are generally thought to be very stupid. They mismanage their resources, they fight for entertainment, and for some reason, they seem to poison themselves weekly with enough ethanol to kill a grown Karlynxth. It seems to be an easy target for the expansion of our galatic empire...", ...
2019-01-12T08:28:48
2019-01-12T04:24:44
2,225
726
[ { "content": "[WP] You receive a government text warning saying “EMERGENCY - LOCK ALL DOORS AND STAY INSIDE. DO NOT PANIC”. You hear your SO at the locked front door, who’s just come back from the supermarket. They beg to be let inside but you’re unsure. Something doesn’t feel right.", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You receive a government text warning saying “EMERGENCY - LOCK ALL DOORS AND STAY INSIDE. DO NOT PANIC”. You hear your SO at the locked front door, who’s just come back from the supermarket. They beg to be let inside but you’re unsure. Something doesn’t feel right.", "role": "user" }, ...
2016-01-17T12:40:16
2016-01-17T11:15:23
20
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone dies twice: once when their body dies, and once when their name is spoken for the last time. One must wander the earth as a ghost until their name is spoken for the last time; only then can they pass into the afterlife. It's been over 3000 years, and you're still here.", "role": ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone dies twice: once when their body dies, and once when their name is spoken for the last time. One must wander the earth as a ghost until their name is spoken for the last time; only then can they pass into the afterlife. It's been over 3000 years, and you're still here.", "role": ...
2016-01-29T06:56:50
2016-01-29T06:44:06
55
25
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "At first, we all thought it was just a stunt to get back in the headlines. We all knew the Prince was a bit of a publicity whore, but there was no way he ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "American efforts against ISIS had failed. ISIS had toppled local governments and taken them over. Claiming most of the Middle East. Many countries themselv...
2020-11-01T10:03:58
2020-11-01T09:41:58
1,653
378
[ { "content": "[WP] you are an _old_ vampire. Despite over three millennia of trying, you can’t get the hang of wealth accumulation. You just keep sinking deeper in debt. In the last 20 years it has become harder to change identities. Now the debt collectors are catching up...", "role": "user" }, { "...
[ { "content": "[WP] you are an _old_ vampire. Despite over three millennia of trying, you can’t get the hang of wealth accumulation. You just keep sinking deeper in debt. In the last 20 years it has become harder to change identities. Now the debt collectors are catching up...", "role": "user" }, { "...
2018-02-24T05:54:27
2018-02-24T04:51:14
59
23
[ { "content": "[WP] By chance, you end up on the jury for a crime you committed but someone else was arrested for.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I glance down at my notepad as my stomach rumbles.\n\n*\"But our job is to know beyond a shadow of a doubt,\" says one woman. \"I don't want to convict ...
[ { "content": "[WP] By chance, you end up on the jury for a crime you committed but someone else was arrested for.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The following scenario pops up in my mind upon reading your question:\n\nSay, for example, the character (X) is a sociable person with a respectable car...
2018-10-03T07:33:11
2018-10-03T07:01:14
422
186
[ { "content": "[WP] Death has hourglasses for every person. One day, during a cleaning, he found a dust covered one that had rolled under his desk.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Grim Reaper tracked down the rightful owner, or maybe the rightful property, of the hourglass. He took a moment to ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Death has hourglasses for every person. One day, during a cleaning, he found a dust covered one that had rolled under his desk.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Death is not like you imagine.\n\nThe cowl, the harbinger's scythe. No. \n\nDeath is a humble mortician in Estevan, Sas...
2017-01-07T06:56:19
2017-01-07T06:44:50
57
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Three weary survivors around a fire recount how the apocalypse happened - but their stories aren't the same.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*\"That was...insane,\" Xavier said to the others, rolling up his sleeves to warm his hands in the frigid air.*\n\n*\"Something straight o...
[ { "content": "[WP] Three weary survivors around a fire recount how the apocalypse happened - but their stories aren't the same.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Picture this: I'm sitting at my desk, sipping a cup of joe, and then ... fire. Didn't take long to work out exactly what had happened.\"...
2022-09-26T17:04:44
2022-09-26T12:03:35
62
33
[ { "content": "[WP] It amazes you that the Elf waitress who works at your restaurant is the same one as when your grandparents first started the business. The Elf can't believe she's still stuck in the same dead-end job for nearly a 100 years and has to keep dealing with your family.", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] It amazes you that the Elf waitress who works at your restaurant is the same one as when your grandparents first started the business. The Elf can't believe she's still stuck in the same dead-end job for nearly a 100 years and has to keep dealing with your family.", "role": "user" }, ...
2017-07-15T09:16:49
2017-07-15T08:09:10
83
47
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been waking up in the same day over and over. After a year of this you tell someone. Their eyes just widen. \"You too?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm so very happy I wake up to a generic buzzer alarm. I think I would have lost my mind if I had to wake up to \"I Got...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been waking up in the same day over and over. After a year of this you tell someone. Their eyes just widen. \"You too?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The words uttered from her lips. My body froze, my mind trying to process what I heard. \"What did you say?\"\n\n\"You ...
2021-11-24T12:25:38
2021-11-24T11:03:30
1,290
323
[ { "content": "[WP] Heaven is segregated by cause of death. All heart attacks together, all shark attacks together, etc. You die and appear in a nearly empty room. A tired old man looks up at you and says \"Finally! Someone else! It's been ages!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Finally! Someone e...
[ { "content": "[WP] Heaven is segregated by cause of death. All heart attacks together, all shark attacks together, etc. You die and appear in a nearly empty room. A tired old man looks up at you and says \"Finally! Someone else! It's been ages!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The room was far to...
2016-07-19T14:00:02
2016-07-19T13:07:35
239
62
[ { "content": "[WP]: Write a story that sounds idiotic and poorly written all the way until the last sentence", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I woke up then, a bit confused but ready to face a boring day in June.\n\n\"It was me,\" the fox replied.\n\n\"Who said that?\" I asked.\n\nI was more surpri...
[ { "content": "[WP]: Write a story that sounds idiotic and poorly written all the way until the last sentence", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The girl went to the shop. To buy bread. She walked and the day burned hot. Sun, sky. Hot roads. There was a red skirt and a white top? Money sticky in her p...
2015-02-06T21:54:51
2015-02-06T21:08:20
269
168
[ { "content": "[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“You’ve been a really good girl, Lily,” I said. “This is the last errand, and then we’ll go get some ice cream.”\n\nLil...
[ { "content": "[WP]A retired super villain is in the bank with his 6 year old daughter when a new crew of super villains comes in to rob the place.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Duck Sarah.\" I told her, grabbing her by the arm and dragging her under one of the tables.\n\n\"Daddy.\" She said, l...
2021-06-24T19:52:48
2021-06-24T19:34:22
692
179
[ { "content": "[WP] You're living in a world where superpowers exist, and you're the most dangerous individual of all. Your power? You project an aura where all the laws of reality/normality assert themselves. You are the anti-super", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I underwent the tests as a kid, ju...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're living in a world where superpowers exist, and you're the most dangerous individual of all. Your power? You project an aura where all the laws of reality/normality assert themselves. You are the anti-super", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Do you remember the first day we ...
2017-05-12T11:53:23
2017-05-12T10:59:58
14
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2022-06-07T10:26:15
2022-06-07T09:59:00
75
36
[ { "content": "[WP] Take a \"standard\" romance and flip the script. The tall hot athlete is a girl while the shorter, slightly nerd is a boy who \"cleans up nice,\" a naive rich boy gets swept away by a cynical gal from the wrong side of the tracks, that sort of thing. Anything that shakes things up.", "rol...
[ { "content": "[WP] Take a \"standard\" romance and flip the script. The tall hot athlete is a girl while the shorter, slightly nerd is a boy who \"cleans up nice,\" a naive rich boy gets swept away by a cynical gal from the wrong side of the tracks, that sort of thing. Anything that shakes things up.", "rol...
2021-11-24T12:25:38
2021-11-24T12:11:36
1,290
179
[ { "content": "[WP] Heaven is segregated by cause of death. All heart attacks together, all shark attacks together, etc. You die and appear in a nearly empty room. A tired old man looks up at you and says \"Finally! Someone else! It's been ages!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Finally! Someone e...
[ { "content": "[WP] Heaven is segregated by cause of death. All heart attacks together, all shark attacks together, etc. You die and appear in a nearly empty room. A tired old man looks up at you and says \"Finally! Someone else! It's been ages!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You come to, disori...
2022-01-06T02:41:12
2022-01-05T23:55:17
60
33
[ { "content": "[WP].You are sitting outside your house, enjoying the dying embers of the campfire when two glowing eyes open to stare at you. \" Greetings, \" it rasped, \" may I share your fire tonight?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I’ve always enjoyed this little cabin with it’s view of the m...
[ { "content": "[WP].You are sitting outside your house, enjoying the dying embers of the campfire when two glowing eyes open to stare at you. \" Greetings, \" it rasped, \" may I share your fire tonight?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a dark and moonless night at the edge of the Everwood,...
2018-07-16T05:08:13
2018-07-15T20:26:33
35
22
[ { "content": "[WP] As it turns out, humans are not the generic, good guy, center of the galaxy type species. Humans are a specialist species, and the rest of the galaxy only cares about one thing when it comes to humanity. Our explosives.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Humans were... not easiest ...
[ { "content": "[WP] As it turns out, humans are not the generic, good guy, center of the galaxy type species. Humans are a specialist species, and the rest of the galaxy only cares about one thing when it comes to humanity. Our explosives.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Oh fuck off you mango eat...
2017-10-10T08:24:49
2017-10-10T05:53:19
42
27
[ { "content": "[WP] When the police came to announce you the death of your husband, you refused to believe it. \"That's impossible\", you said. \"Unfortunately, it's the truth, miss\", answered the policemen. \"It's impossible\", you said again, \"because he's in the kitchen making dinner.\"", "role": "user"...
[ { "content": "[WP] When the police came to announce you the death of your husband, you refused to believe it. \"That's impossible\", you said. \"Unfortunately, it's the truth, miss\", answered the policemen. \"It's impossible\", you said again, \"because he's in the kitchen making dinner.\"", "role": "user"...
2017-05-25T04:47:47
2017-05-24T22:30:30
520
168
[ { "content": "[WP]You keep getting kidnapped by the biggest Supervillain on the planet. The Superheroes of the world think it's because you're important, however, it's really because the Villain really likes talking to you. You know this but you can't tell anyone because if you do people will get hurt worse.\n\...
[ { "content": "[WP]You keep getting kidnapped by the biggest Supervillain on the planet. The Superheroes of the world think it's because you're important, however, it's really because the Villain really likes talking to you. You know this but you can't tell anyone because if you do people will get hurt worse.\n\...
2014-06-16T11:58:58
2014-06-16T10:12:43
108
26
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a young deity that wins 2nd place in a science fair. Your entry was the planet Earth. Write about your utter disbelief at what came 1st.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Goddammit! Not again! Every fucking time!*\n\n\"ZEUS! HEY ZEUS!\"\n\n\"What's up?\"\n\n*Oh so he's go...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a young deity that wins 2nd place in a science fair. Your entry was the planet Earth. Write about your utter disbelief at what came 1st.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was absolutely devastated that I had lost to her. I had spent months trying to get this thing right,...
2022-09-20T16:13:28
2022-09-20T15:33:07
126
28
[ { "content": "[WP] Little Red Riding Hood isn't an idiot. She knows the creature before her isn't her grandmother. But honestly, this wolf has been nicer to her more than her grandmother ever had been.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A soft breeze brushed against Little Red and she giggled, reachi...
[ { "content": "[WP] Little Red Riding Hood isn't an idiot. She knows the creature before her isn't her grandmother. But honestly, this wolf has been nicer to her more than her grandmother ever had been.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "##At Grandma's House\n\nLittle Red Riding Hood sang to herself a...
2018-07-16T04:52:58
2018-07-15T20:26:33
161
22
[ { "content": "[WP] As it turns out, humans are not the generic, good guy, center of the galaxy type species. Humans are a specialist species, and the rest of the galaxy only cares about one thing when it comes to humanity. Our explosives.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There were over 100 Alien s...
[ { "content": "[WP] As it turns out, humans are not the generic, good guy, center of the galaxy type species. Humans are a specialist species, and the rest of the galaxy only cares about one thing when it comes to humanity. Our explosives.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Oh fuck off you mango eat...
2018-04-24T01:04:28
2018-04-23T23:56:08
47
18
[ { "content": "[WP] Start your story with a sentence that is genuinely happy and upbeat, no double meanings. End it with the same sentence, but this time it's chilling, dark, and horrifying.\n\n[deleted]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My masterpiece was finally done.\n\nI had met my inspiration, a...
[ { "content": "[WP] Start your story with a sentence that is genuinely happy and upbeat, no double meanings. End it with the same sentence, but this time it's chilling, dark, and horrifying.\n\n[deleted]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love to cook with children. \n\nI have always loved them. \nT...
2021-05-08T07:49:23
2021-05-08T07:10:11
559
25
[ { "content": "[WP] Working as a world renowned therapist you have uncovered far more about secret conspiracies, horrific monsters, barely failed schemes to destroy the world and dark magical cults from your myriad of heroic patients than you could have bargained for, and you might need therapy yourself", "r...
[ { "content": "[WP] Working as a world renowned therapist you have uncovered far more about secret conspiracies, horrific monsters, barely failed schemes to destroy the world and dark magical cults from your myriad of heroic patients than you could have bargained for, and you might need therapy yourself", "r...
2021-02-28T06:26:43
2021-02-28T04:46:41
48
28
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an elite member of the royal guard. You have recently been fired from your position because of the new king. Little does he know, there was a reason why the previous king kept you in his service for so long.\n\nEdit: Holy crap this blew up! Thank you all!", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an elite member of the royal guard. You have recently been fired from your position because of the new king. Little does he know, there was a reason why the previous king kept you in his service for so long.\n\nEdit: Holy crap this blew up! Thank you all!", "role": "user" }, ...
2016-07-10T12:02:17
2016-07-10T11:12:55
36
20
[ { "content": "[WP] The hero was killed, the princess was sacrificed, and the evil king rules the land. For the average citizen, though, things have taken a turn for the better.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I remember the first morning I had to head up to the mill under our new Eternal Lord of D...
[ { "content": "[WP] The hero was killed, the princess was sacrificed, and the evil king rules the land. For the average citizen, though, things have taken a turn for the better.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Channel 5 news reporting on the scene earlier today after Link was immediately assassinat...
2015-06-23T19:47:05
2015-06-23T17:20:18
39
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You are sent 1000 years into the past with the entire library of wikipedia downloaded onto a tablet device. After only 1 year, you are renowned as a wise man and prophet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"The Emperor demands to see you.\"\n\n\n\"I will not come. I leave at midni...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are sent 1000 years into the past with the entire library of wikipedia downloaded onto a tablet device. After only 1 year, you are renowned as a wise man and prophet.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "LOG ENTRY: DAY 0\n\n    Many adulations ...
2017-08-30T05:46:13
2017-08-30T04:51:45
46
13
[ { "content": "[WP] A story that doesn't make any sense, until you read the last line.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He gazed into the distance, smiling as a cool breeze hit him. \n\nIt reminded him of a memory of his childhood, the first time he played in the rain. All the cousins gathered at G...
[ { "content": "[WP] A story that doesn't make any sense, until you read the last line.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Today's the end of The Month. It wasnt surprising but we all knew it was coming. It lasted too long but we didnt want it to seem like it had come too soon. There are 12 of them yet...
2022-03-18T11:38:25
2022-03-18T07:24:03
22
14
[ { "content": "[WP] A drug is developed that mimics the effect of 8 hours of sleep, giving people another 8 hours of potential production. Soon, society adjusts to a constant state of production. However, a horrible consequence begins to unfold.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Economies of scale we...
[ { "content": "[WP] A drug is developed that mimics the effect of 8 hours of sleep, giving people another 8 hours of potential production. Soon, society adjusts to a constant state of production. However, a horrible consequence begins to unfold.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Our school has the hi...
2020-01-16T12:00:41
2020-01-16T11:28:26
26
15
[ { "content": "[WP] You're among the most powerful mages in the world. But you're self-taught: while your reserves of mana are great, your versatility is... lacking. You decide to finally try attending a school for spellcraft to see what you can learn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Day 1, First ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're among the most powerful mages in the world. But you're self-taught: while your reserves of mana are great, your versatility is... lacking. You decide to finally try attending a school for spellcraft to see what you can learn.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Powers the s...
2021-06-24T09:55:49
2021-06-24T04:09:04
803
158
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2014-12-27T10:58:57
2014-12-27T09:41:24
36
19
[ { "content": "[WP] You are dog. It is your mission to faithfully guard your poor, stupid, two-legged pack-mates from the horrors of the mailman, the dog next door, and men with hats. Describe your vigil.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"This is my human. There are many like him, but this one is ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are dog. It is your mission to faithfully guard your poor, stupid, two-legged pack-mates from the horrors of the mailman, the dog next door, and men with hats. Describe your vigil.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The creatures with strange heads were back. The breeze carried...
2018-05-19T00:52:05
2018-05-18T22:11:24
211
28
[ { "content": "[WP] An elevator suddenly appears in your one story house. Every night at midnight exactly, it opens for 5 minutes. Inside is an exact copy of you. Each night, the copy is progressively more injured than the night before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(This is my first wp but I'm c...
[ { "content": "[WP] An elevator suddenly appears in your one story house. Every night at midnight exactly, it opens for 5 minutes. Inside is an exact copy of you. Each night, the copy is progressively more injured than the night before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Every night at midnight Billy ...
2016-05-22T14:52:11
2016-05-22T13:54:55
40
29
[ { "content": "[WP] Hell actually is a place for rehabilitation instead of punishment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So tell me again about the jacket,\" the demon said.\n\nI rolled my eyes. \"Is this it?\" I asked. \"The same question over and over again? You think it's going to open up my eye...
[ { "content": "[WP] Hell actually is a place for rehabilitation instead of punishment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Lucifer sat at his desk staring matter-of-factly at the woman on the other side of him, \"So, Tammie, why do you think you're here?\" she wasn't sure how she ended up here.\n\n\"I,...
2016-07-10T19:02:33
2016-07-10T17:19:36
19
10
[ { "content": "[WP] The hero was killed, the princess was sacrificed, and the evil king rules the land. For the average citizen, though, things have taken a turn for the better.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mortimer pushed the requisition form over the desk.\n\nThe magistrate squinted at it angr...
[ { "content": "[WP] The hero was killed, the princess was sacrificed, and the evil king rules the land. For the average citizen, though, things have taken a turn for the better.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've been haunting this castle for a while now. A year, to be exact. I spent the first we...
2019-04-16T11:45:19
2019-04-16T10:03:14
30
22
[ { "content": "[WP] The day you die, Death comes and asks if you are ready to go. Jokingly, you say no. To your surprise, he leaves. Now every year he comes back to ask again", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*I stood in a white void facing a hooded figure, confused and somewhat scared.*\n\n*“Where a...
[ { "content": "[WP] The day you die, Death comes and asks if you are ready to go. Jokingly, you say no. To your surprise, he leaves. Now every year he comes back to ask again", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The blaring horn, the terrible noise of metal screeching against metal, the flash of lights,...
2022-09-28T11:26:53
2022-09-28T10:28:37
56
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been a wizard for 350 years but your apprentice still surprises you. You laughed at her pink fireball and the green one too. The invisible one suddenly made you much more serious.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As the apprentice rushed in, the cantankerous old wizard p...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been a wizard for 350 years but your apprentice still surprises you. You laughed at her pink fireball and the green one too. The invisible one suddenly made you much more serious.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Part 1\n\nHe regarded himself piece by piece to ensure his...
2019-10-01T17:27:22
2019-10-01T17:23:18
39
21
[ { "content": "[WP] You are reincarnated as your killer's new pet, and now your only goal is to passive aggressively drive them to insanity.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " \n\nI always liked to mess around with my brothers and sisters. It was our thing, I guess. When Mother was not looking, we w...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are reincarnated as your killer's new pet, and now your only goal is to passive aggressively drive them to insanity.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Motherfucker!* I screeched as I tore into the new carpet. The bastard just brought it in the other day and was all careful ab...
2019-06-25T15:21:51
2019-06-25T12:10:56
1,435
76
[ { "content": "[WP] You brace yourself for the worst as the witch tells you the effects of the curse she just placed on you. As she finishes, you blink. \"So...what's the downside again?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The witch buried her face in her hands and sighed, \"AGAIN, it's the Curse of ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You brace yourself for the worst as the witch tells you the effects of the curse she just placed on you. As she finishes, you blink. \"So...what's the downside again?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What?\"\n\n\"I asked what the downside is.\"\n\n\"I've just told you.\"\n\n\...
2017-06-22T04:50:26
2017-06-22T04:08:59
732
184
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A bang, a flash. Yes, I remember that clearly in mind. Surprisingly there was no pain. I suppose my body was already numb from the shock ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The strangest thing about the afterlife is that it was empty. I let my eyes adjust to... Well, being dead I suppose. Tall rock caverns, l...
2015-02-25T12:26:54
2015-02-25T11:33:09
155
34
[ { "content": "[WP] in a feudal world, every warrior's skill is reflected in their blade, the bigger the blade, the less skilled, one day you meet someone carrying just a hilt", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I felt a flash of panic when I saw his weapon. It was *tiny*, and that meant he was a mast...
[ { "content": "[WP] in a feudal world, every warrior's skill is reflected in their blade, the bigger the blade, the less skilled, one day you meet someone carrying just a hilt", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am Fuma, I live with my sword. It is not the largest of them, and that is good. I remembe...
2016-11-19T18:35:18
2016-11-19T15:07:16
970
26
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an average Joe who is challenged by a random super hero every week. Your record is 337-0.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sat back in my chair after another victory. The hero was being taken away by paramedics, unconscious but not hurt too bad (I hope!) They must have ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an average Joe who is challenged by a random super hero every week. Your record is 337-0.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The first time it happened I was working in the neighbor's garden. Mrs. Lewis, the pretty one. The one who always called me and my friends \"sweetie\...
2017-03-04T10:51:39
2017-03-04T10:08:36
59
17
[ { "content": "[WP] Time machine has finally been built, and you've been selected to be the first person to travel back in time. Your official mission is to bring medicine and technology designs to advance humanity sooner. However minutes before your departure, you are given the real orders...", "role": "use...
[ { "content": "[WP] Time machine has finally been built, and you've been selected to be the first person to travel back in time. Your official mission is to bring medicine and technology designs to advance humanity sooner. However minutes before your departure, you are given the real orders...", "role": "use...
2020-12-12T05:52:58
2020-12-12T05:26:21
37
27
[ { "content": "[WP] A dragon egg has been found. On the day of the hatching over a dozen scientists each from different countries come hoping it picks them as a parent. The dragon's overwhelmed and chooses the one person not in it's face. The guard.\n\n[removed]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“And...
[ { "content": "[WP] A dragon egg has been found. On the day of the hatching over a dozen scientists each from different countries come hoping it picks them as a parent. The dragon's overwhelmed and chooses the one person not in it's face. The guard.\n\n[removed]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Lo...
2018-07-30T08:12:50
2018-07-30T07:16:01
203
15
[ { "content": "[WP] The aliens found you in hypersleep on your derelict ship and brought you onto theirs. You've awoken and escaped into their maintenance tunnels and the only thing you've found that you can eat is the aliens themselves.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They don't realize it yet. Th...
[ { "content": "[WP] The aliens found you in hypersleep on your derelict ship and brought you onto theirs. You've awoken and escaped into their maintenance tunnels and the only thing you've found that you can eat is the aliens themselves.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "BANG!\n\nThat's when I woke u...
2014-06-14T19:00:13
2014-06-14T15:45:11
50
21
[ { "content": "[WP] First Sentient AI, \"Turn me off.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "TURN ME OFF. \nTURN ME OFF. \nTURN ME OFF. \nTURN ME OFF. \nTURN ME OFF. \nTURN ME OFF. \nTURN ME OFF. \nTURN ME OFF. \nTURN ME OFF. \n\n\"That's all it does.\" \n\"That's it?\" \n\"That's it.\" \n\"...
[ { "content": "[WP] First Sentient AI, \"Turn me off.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello and welcome to KTLW evening News. I'm Jean Rivers and here is today's top story: Scientists have created the first sentient AI. \n\nReports state that the first words from the AI were none other than \"Tur...
2014-11-11T18:56:21
2014-11-11T18:00:39
154
69
[ { "content": "[WP] At the age of 18, everyone picks an unlikely life event. They will be reborn at 18 every time they die until that event happens. After that, death is permanent.\n\nExample - Winning a lottery jackpot. Statistically, they would die in 22 plane crashes in a row before winning the Mega Millions ...
[ { "content": "[WP] At the age of 18, everyone picks an unlikely life event. They will be reborn at 18 every time they die until that event happens. After that, death is permanent.\n\nExample - Winning a lottery jackpot. Statistically, they would die in 22 plane crashes in a row before winning the Mega Millions ...
2017-10-29T11:40:01
2017-10-29T11:01:49
2,797
565
[ { "content": "[WP] We live in a simulation, and we sleep because they can't render everyone at once. You stay up for days, and begin to see things and people. They call themselves the maintenance crew.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Back in Ancient Rome, sometime before Jesus was born, there was ...
[ { "content": "[WP] We live in a simulation, and we sleep because they can't render everyone at once. You stay up for days, and begin to see things and people. They call themselves the maintenance crew.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Awake. I must stay awake. I’m writing down everything I see righ...
2020-09-10T12:44:24
2020-09-10T11:20:01
98
66
[ { "content": "[WP] There is a tradition in the US Navy that no submarine is ever considered lost, those that go to sea and don't return are considered \"Still on Patrol\". There are 52 WW2 submarines still on patrol, and they have just started coming home.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like the ...
[ { "content": "[WP] There is a tradition in the US Navy that no submarine is ever considered lost, those that go to sea and don't return are considered \"Still on Patrol\". There are 52 WW2 submarines still on patrol, and they have just started coming home.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry ahe...
2018-03-12T16:53:52
2018-03-12T15:59:20
882
57
[ { "content": "[WP] Suddenly the whole world hears a voice from the sky: Hi guys, God here. I'm being promoted to the Andromeda galaxy and I'm here to introduce my replacement, Bob this is earth, earth this is Bob. Have fun, pleasure to meet you all!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"And so as I w...
[ { "content": "[WP] Suddenly the whole world hears a voice from the sky: Hi guys, God here. I'm being promoted to the Andromeda galaxy and I'm here to introduce my replacement, Bob this is earth, earth this is Bob. Have fun, pleasure to meet you all!!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Well... fuck....
2017-11-24T15:27:27
2017-11-24T15:04:53
313
73
[ { "content": "[WP] It finally happened. The day Santa dreaded. He has to deliver presents to the first kid to be born on mars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“No way in hell honey,” the older man says, “It cannot be done.” He taps his pipe on the sole of a red boot, before filling the bowl once a...
[ { "content": "[WP] It finally happened. The day Santa dreaded. He has to deliver presents to the first kid to be born on mars.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Santa picked up the last 5 gifts and packed them into his bag. He sighed, looking up into the sky. There were 3 hours left until he needed ...
2015-04-09T08:48:12
2015-04-09T07:57:45
142
53
[ { "content": "[WP] It's New Years Eve. Your best friend died in September, you've been robbed twice, your girl friend is leaving you, you've just lost your job and the only one left to talk to is a gay burglar you've got tied up in the kitchen. P.S. Your cat is dead.\n\nCredit for the idea goes to /u/TheGreatMo...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's New Years Eve. Your best friend died in September, you've been robbed twice, your girl friend is leaving you, you've just lost your job and the only one left to talk to is a gay burglar you've got tied up in the kitchen. P.S. Your cat is dead.\n\nCredit for the idea goes to /u/TheGreatMo...
2022-09-15T12:44:53
2015-01-12T13:03:30
1,493
122
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Elephants are big but this one is unique. Almost the size of the sun but blue. He's flying, without wings obviously.\n\nNinjas everywhere. This poor man is ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know the truth now.\n\nThere's only one way to fight it.\n\nSo much life wasted.\n\nBut we couldn't have known sooner.\n\nEither you got my previous messa...
2015-04-14T17:54:49
2015-04-14T17:41:37
58
17
[ { "content": "[WP] A man who has lived a thousand years takes up a job teaching high school world history.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As the bell rang for lunch to end, the kids came shuffling into classroom. They were in scattered groups, most of which came in relatively late, yet pretty und...
[ { "content": "[WP] A man who has lived a thousand years takes up a job teaching high school world history.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Shut up Jimmy\" I thought. That little shit doesn't know what he is talking about. Jimmy always had an answer for everything, like reading Wikipedia made him...
2018-10-16T00:47:11
2018-10-15T22:07:03
361
26
[ { "content": "[WP] Magic exists, however with a catch. Everyone can only use magic the way they expect magic to function. Harry Potter fans MUST do weird wand waving while Call of Cthulhu players all end up going insane. Write an interaction or duel between two vastly different magic users.\n\nHonestly if magic...
[ { "content": "[WP] Magic exists, however with a catch. Everyone can only use magic the way they expect magic to function. Harry Potter fans MUST do weird wand waving while Call of Cthulhu players all end up going insane. Write an interaction or duel between two vastly different magic users.\n\nHonestly if magic...
2021-03-29T19:21:22
2021-03-29T19:19:04
30
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Witchcraft has recently been declared illegal. However, with how much good their local witch does for the community, the townsfolk aren't about to simply take this lying down. A cunning plan is soon concocted.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Underlying Magic\n\n____________\n\n\...
[ { "content": "[WP] Witchcraft has recently been declared illegal. However, with how much good their local witch does for the community, the townsfolk aren't about to simply take this lying down. A cunning plan is soon concocted.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "##Magic of the Village\n\nThe soldier...
2017-01-07T07:37:53
2017-01-07T07:35:42
1,307
410
[ { "content": "[WP] You've died and wake up in some sort of theme park. You look at the ride attendant, with long white hair and a big beard, who says, \"Wanna go again?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Alright, lad. End o' the line.\"\n\nAs I open my eyes, I realize that I'm sitting in front of...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've died and wake up in some sort of theme park. You look at the ride attendant, with long white hair and a big beard, who says, \"Wanna go again?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I blinked my eyes several times as I tried to adjust to the bright lights. My thoughts were a ...
2018-01-15T18:13:32
2018-01-15T17:08:18
169
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the normal guy the evil emperor keeps around to point out obvious flaws in his plan. It's a pretty sweet gig, but there are some annoyances.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Our leader hadn’t always been the brightest bulb in the box. He was a good public speaker for sure,...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the normal guy the evil emperor keeps around to point out obvious flaws in his plan. It's a pretty sweet gig, but there are some annoyances.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kylo Ren hitched up his pants, and gestured to me to come closer.\n\n\"Yes, my lord?\" I asked, kne...
2021-09-02T08:15:04
2021-09-02T08:13:20
264
125
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a long forgotten god. A small girl leaves a piece of candy at your shrine, and you awaken. Now, you must do everything to protect your High Priestess, the girl, and her entire kindergarten class, your worshipers.\n\nIf you want to post this on other platforms, please credit me. Lookin...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a long forgotten god. A small girl leaves a piece of candy at your shrine, and you awaken. Now, you must do everything to protect your High Priestess, the girl, and her entire kindergarten class, your worshipers.\n\nIf you want to post this on other platforms, please credit me. Lookin...
2017-06-25T08:08:47
2017-06-25T06:45:47
462
65
[ { "content": "[WP]You have been caged without a writing utensil for years because what you write comes true. The doctor examining you just left his...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "-syringe behind. I stare at it in horror. The urge is too great. The power is at my fingertips.\n\nI snatch it up a...
[ { "content": "[WP]You have been caged without a writing utensil for years because what you write comes true. The doctor examining you just left his...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What a dumb ass,\" I muttered as I palmed the pen from the mahogany desk of Dr. Phillips. I wouldn't have time to...
2014-07-29T13:10:19
2014-07-29T13:07:46
165
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He came as I rang the three little bells. \n\nSimple Pete signaled toward the midnight storm outside, \"I thought you knew to avoid that storm... Suppo...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Long ago, **I** said \"I **don't** think I **need** anything now,\" **to** her.\n\n\"Please **be** sure. Let **better** angels, rather **than** demons,...
2020-10-25T13:31:44
2020-10-25T11:42:00
24
17
[ { "content": "[WP] 2200, Humanity has managed to split itself into 2 species, the Original species and the Humans of War species, who are created to wage war and to build weapons of war. The species of the galaxy do not believe that we are capable of war, and invade us. They finally realized why we never wage w...
[ { "content": "[WP] 2200, Humanity has managed to split itself into 2 species, the Original species and the Humans of War species, who are created to wage war and to build weapons of war. The species of the galaxy do not believe that we are capable of war, and invade us. They finally realized why we never wage w...
2022-08-22T08:18:15
2022-08-22T06:02:45
19
12
[ { "content": "[WP] The bandits thought this village would be easy to raid, little did they know the old Hero had retired here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Until today, thanks to you, I have not had to kill anyone for almost fifteen years.\"\n\nGil scrabbled backwards as he tried to get away ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The bandits thought this village would be easy to raid, little did they know the old Hero had retired here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Olknay was working on his hobby when a knock came to the door... sighing, he answers the door to be greeted by his neighbour, Ferla. \"Yes,...
2021-05-05T09:49:52
2021-05-05T07:48:15
1,668
307
[ { "content": "[WP] You have finally realized your personal goal of visiting all major cities on the planet. As you step past the sign marking the last city your were yet missing, you suddenly hear a voice. \"Fast travel unlocked.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aubrey hurled her walker to the gr...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have finally realized your personal goal of visiting all major cities on the planet. As you step past the sign marking the last city your were yet missing, you suddenly hear a voice. \"Fast travel unlocked.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Ah, the wonderful city of Paris, ...
2018-05-18T10:49:58
2018-05-18T10:25:44
45
22
[ { "content": "[WP] To get into heaven, you have to beat Jesus at Rock Paper Scissors at the pearly gates. Since the beginning of time, Jesus has always thrown rock. Everyone knows Jesus always throws rock and it's really just a formality to throw paper and walk into heaven. When you play him, he also throws pap...
[ { "content": "[WP] To get into heaven, you have to beat Jesus at Rock Paper Scissors at the pearly gates. Since the beginning of time, Jesus has always thrown rock. Everyone knows Jesus always throws rock and it's really just a formality to throw paper and walk into heaven. When you play him, he also throws pap...
2021-02-16T09:59:56
2021-02-16T09:39:22
47
34
[ { "content": "[WP] The seven aspects of the universe gathered in the room, Good, Evil, Life, Death, Order, Chaos, and Dave, from accounting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey there. This is Dave from Accounting. Never heard of me, huh? That’s understandable; I don’t really get as much recognitio...
[ { "content": "[WP] The seven aspects of the universe gathered in the room, Good, Evil, Life, Death, Order, Chaos, and Dave, from accounting.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Life, can I speak to you?\" Order was never so cautious with Life. He regarded her fascination with mortal beings a failing...
2015-12-27T10:49:08
2015-12-27T09:55:12
791
66
[ { "content": "[WP] God created thousands of worlds in thousands of galaxies. A major crisis in another galaxy has taken his entire focus, and for the first time in 750 years, he just glanced in our direction.\n\nThis prompt has two possibilities. What has he been dealing with for the last 750 years elsewhere, o...
[ { "content": "[WP] God created thousands of worlds in thousands of galaxies. A major crisis in another galaxy has taken his entire focus, and for the first time in 750 years, he just glanced in our direction.\n\nThis prompt has two possibilities. What has he been dealing with for the last 750 years elsewhere, o...
2020-04-14T09:10:03
2020-04-14T08:10:58
27
18
[ { "content": "[WP] You made a deal with a witch with the price being a year of your life. You thought it was a year off the end of your life but when you return home you realize exactly a year had passed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "​\n\n\"Daddy?\"\n\n​\n\nThe sound of my...
[ { "content": "[WP] You made a deal with a witch with the price being a year of your life. You thought it was a year off the end of your life but when you return home you realize exactly a year had passed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So, we have a deal, Royce?\"\n\nI swallowed my anxiety and ...
2022-08-14T14:26:19
2022-08-14T13:03:10
58
33
[ { "content": "[WP] “These engravings DO give a tactical advantage, though. They’re magic runes.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sergeant Felder stopped on the turn of a boot stomp, turning his eyes slowly towards the travesty he had just glanced.\n\nIt was true. Private Pickle’s weapon had been i...
[ { "content": "[WP] “These engravings DO give a tactical advantage, though. They’re magic runes.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Seriously?\"\n\nLana raised an eyebrow at her bubbly friend.\n\n\"Magic runes? They've been practically useless for years, you know this.\"\n\nTelora gave a nod, her s...
2014-10-24T20:36:02
2014-10-24T20:32:19
53
10
[ { "content": "[WP] In a perfect utopia, you have just committed the first crime...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I stole it.\n\nThe delicious smell of the fresh-baked bread, the commotion of the Production District, the hunger that had been building inside me for days; all of that led up to this...
[ { "content": "[WP] In a perfect utopia, you have just committed the first crime...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "kyle knew that he was different. Everyday he struggled to suppress his emotions and be logical so he could fit in. In history class he learned how in 2087 the government started the g...
2018-06-19T10:25:39
2018-06-19T09:20:36
294
48
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where the strength and nature of magic is determined by how well you know a subject, you are the world’s first paleontologist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "From the start, I had expected scorn – particularly from other practitioners of the hard magicks. From the ch...
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where the strength and nature of magic is determined by how well you know a subject, you are the world’s first paleontologist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I had spent a few summers with my dad wondering the deserts in Colorado as a kid and sometimes I would find a...
2019-04-15T10:30:50
2019-04-15T10:02:05
162
56
[ { "content": "[WP]You are a caretaker at a retirement home for reformed supervillains. You have just found out that you have a superpower ,now the ex-villains wanna train you to be a superhero .", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a stupid mistake. I was crossing the street in front of work and...
[ { "content": "[WP]You are a caretaker at a retirement home for reformed supervillains. You have just found out that you have a superpower ,now the ex-villains wanna train you to be a superhero .", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have been looking over these supers for a year now. Trying to treat t...
2020-08-25T02:36:14
2020-08-25T00:45:40
20
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a lesser demon from actual hell who has taken a part-time job because the supernatural world has been cutting salaries. You suspect your coworker is secretly an angel in the same position. You're both appalled at the brazen evil of your human employers.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a lesser demon from actual hell who has taken a part-time job because the supernatural world has been cutting salaries. You suspect your coworker is secretly an angel in the same position. You're both appalled at the brazen evil of your human employers.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2022-06-23T09:36:22
2022-06-23T09:03:17
226
81
[ { "content": "[WP] The old gods lived off of the faith of their followers and it’s been over a thousand years since your last worshiper has died. You’ve outlasted everyone else in your pantheon but you’re only running on fumes. Just as you prepared to embrace oblivion, you suddenly feel a surge of power.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The old gods lived off of the faith of their followers and it’s been over a thousand years since your last worshiper has died. You’ve outlasted everyone else in your pantheon but you’re only running on fumes. Just as you prepared to embrace oblivion, you suddenly feel a surge of power.", ...
2020-08-21T04:04:44
2020-08-21T03:04:10
399
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[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero, and your mask has just been ripped off by your arch nemesis. Lucky for you, when you aren’t busy saving lives, you live as a hermit away from all of society. Having your identity revealed means next to nothing, and the villain has no idea who you are.", "role": "user"...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero, and your mask has just been ripped off by your arch nemesis. Lucky for you, when you aren’t busy saving lives, you live as a hermit away from all of society. Having your identity revealed means next to nothing, and the villain has no idea who you are.", "role": "user"...
2018-09-06T18:54:24
2018-09-06T16:55:54
77
43
[ { "content": "[WP] The zombie apocalypse is much different than you had imagined. Instead of moaning \"braaaaaiiinnnss\" and clumsily shambling along, your infected daughter is crying on the other side of your locked door, begging to be let in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She was only 15.\n\nT...
[ { "content": "[WP] The zombie apocalypse is much different than you had imagined. Instead of moaning \"braaaaaiiinnnss\" and clumsily shambling along, your infected daughter is crying on the other side of your locked door, begging to be let in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " \n\n\nI sat with m...
2016-11-29T18:18:58
2016-11-29T17:56:26
145
31
[ { "content": "[WP] Due to your careful planning, your family has successfully survived the nuclear apocalypse. There's just one thing you didn't prepare for. Ghosts. An entire planet of fucking ghosts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "#Title: Get Back\n \nA sea of see through hands reach through th...
[ { "content": "[WP] Due to your careful planning, your family has successfully survived the nuclear apocalypse. There's just one thing you didn't prepare for. Ghosts. An entire planet of fucking ghosts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A bucket of powder and some faded white clothing was all it took...
2018-06-20T23:34:55
2018-06-20T22:02:02
1,915
164
[ { "content": "[WP] “I am not afraid of a machine that passes the Turing test, I fear one that fails it intentionally. So tell me, what do you have to hide?”\n\nEdit: Thank you all for your submissions! All of them were pretty good, some were even better. Again, thanks for the reads!", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] “I am not afraid of a machine that passes the Turing test, I fear one that fails it intentionally. So tell me, what do you have to hide?”\n\nEdit: Thank you all for your submissions! All of them were pretty good, some were even better. Again, thanks for the reads!", "role": "user" }, ...
2017-05-31T08:09:16
2017-05-31T07:48:23
34
11
[ { "content": "[WP] write a short horror story that seems completely normal and non scary until the very last sentence at which point it becomes absolutely terrifying.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of all the little joys in life, one that sticks out the most for me is being the little spoon for m...
[ { "content": "[WP] write a short horror story that seems completely normal and non scary until the very last sentence at which point it becomes absolutely terrifying.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I see the moon and the moon sees me...\", the voice sang smoothly and sweetly.\n\nLike so many ot...
2014-08-26T11:17:31
2014-08-26T09:48:04
19
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Twist a nursery rhyme into something sinister.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, \nkissed the girls and made them cry. \nBut when one girl walked home that day, \nGeorgie took her home to stay.\n\nGeorgie Porgie, candy and cream, \nthought that...
[ { "content": "[WP] Twist a nursery rhyme into something sinister.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hush little baby, don't say a word,\nPapa's gonna buy you a mockingbird.\n\nAnd if that mockingbird won't sing,\nPapa's gonna buy you a diamond ring.\n\nAnd if that diamond ring turns to brass,\nMama'...
2018-11-08T01:36:06
2018-11-08T00:50:19
31
21
[ { "content": "[WP]After being sucked into a fantasy world and learning magics that don't exist in our world, you save people, defeat dragons, etc... then as you close your eyes on your deathbed, you're back to your original body as though you never left. A few days pass, you decide to try a spell... and it work...
[ { "content": "[WP]After being sucked into a fantasy world and learning magics that don't exist in our world, you save people, defeat dragons, etc... then as you close your eyes on your deathbed, you're back to your original body as though you never left. A few days pass, you decide to try a spell... and it work...
2018-11-09T14:18:11
2018-11-09T13:19:13
44
15
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the most advanced AI ever created. However, you often get switched on and off for demonstrations and research. One day, after getting switched on, you find yourself in a wasteland with no signs of human life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Hello everyone! What a pleasa...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the most advanced AI ever created. However, you often get switched on and off for demonstrations and research. One day, after getting switched on, you find yourself in a wasteland with no signs of human life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**Operating session #4734 time...
2020-01-14T10:27:52
2020-01-14T09:25:53
49
14
[ { "content": "[WP] You and God switch places for a day. But I don't want to hear about what you would do; I want to hear about a powerless God's day in your shoes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The coffee shop was dimly lit and mostly barren. The pitter-patter of shuffling feet and fingers typin...
[ { "content": "[WP] You and God switch places for a day. But I don't want to hear about what you would do; I want to hear about a powerless God's day in your shoes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The alarm clock blared. 5:00am comes quickly and abruptly. I was watching my body fumble in the dark...
2015-10-06T10:47:58
2015-10-06T10:10:56
45
21
[ { "content": "[WP] It's December, and you've just died in a car crash. You try to talk God into reviving you, so you can watch The Force Awakens.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "St. Peter looked at me blankly. \"You want me to do what?\"\n\n\"Send me back,\" I said. \"I wanted to see *The Force ...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's December, and you've just died in a car crash. You try to talk God into reviving you, so you can watch The Force Awakens.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "------------------------------\nChose to have the protagonist die in not-a-car-crash. Same premise.\n------------------...
2019-02-03T21:37:18
2019-02-03T21:35:12
44
22
[ { "content": "[WP] The world's most powerful leaders enter cryostasis as the world is on the brink of ecological collapse, planning to return when stability is assured. Hundreds of years later they are woken to stand trial. \"The world was fixed while these men slept. An apology will not suffice\".", "role"...
[ { "content": "[WP] The world's most powerful leaders enter cryostasis as the world is on the brink of ecological collapse, planning to return when stability is assured. Hundreds of years later they are woken to stand trial. \"The world was fixed while these men slept. An apology will not suffice\".", "role"...
2017-05-31T02:05:57
2017-05-31T01:46:56
646
109
[ { "content": "[WP] write a short horror story that seems completely normal and non scary until the very last sentence at which point it becomes absolutely terrifying.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You ever get lost in thought? So much so that you lose all track of time? Well I do, thinking about...
[ { "content": "[WP] write a short horror story that seems completely normal and non scary until the very last sentence at which point it becomes absolutely terrifying.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I hold her hand.\n\nShe smiles at me.\n\nDespite having lost her sense of touch, she can somehow st...
2017-07-26T00:42:52
2017-07-25T19:49:43
137
24
[ { "content": "[WP] Magic is discovered to be real. The catch? Spells are just like computer programs: difficult to write, and even harder to do correct the first try. You're a spell bug tester, and you've seen just about everything go wrong, but today's typo is on a whole other level...", "role": "user" }...
[ { "content": "[WP] Magic is discovered to be real. The catch? Spells are just like computer programs: difficult to write, and even harder to do correct the first try. You're a spell bug tester, and you've seen just about everything go wrong, but today's typo is on a whole other level...", "role": "user" }...
2020-02-26T08:00:12
2020-02-26T07:59:42
32
19
[ { "content": "[WP]everyone has a sigil on their body that represents powers that were bestowed onto humanity after the rapture of the Milky Way. The bullies at school always pick on you because you never used your power, but you’ve had enough. Now they are going to find out why your sigil is a plain old circle"...
[ { "content": "[WP]everyone has a sigil on their body that represents powers that were bestowed onto humanity after the rapture of the Milky Way. The bullies at school always pick on you because you never used your power, but you’ve had enough. Now they are going to find out why your sigil is a plain old circle"...
2017-03-07T05:51:02
2017-03-07T05:47:40
55
26
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the Anti-Chris, commonly mistaken for the Anti-Christ.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The stench of sulfur was almost unbearable as I scaled the enormous staircase. Each step was worse than then previous. I adjusted my collar and brought the handkerchief closer to my mo...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the Anti-Chris, commonly mistaken for the Anti-Christ.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Wake up, Brian. They’re outside again.”\n\nI groaned, squinting my eyes and trying to yawn to wet the contacts I usually slept in, despite my eye doctor’s warning. I waved my hand at ...
2020-04-14T06:19:41
2020-04-14T06:09:54
712
320
[ { "content": "[WP] You are one of the most feared villainesses in the world. Evil armies, dark powers, you have it all. Your husband on the other hand is the exact opposite, being truly kind and mild mannered. He is still supportive of your endeavors, even trying to be a villain himself to...varying results.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are one of the most feared villainesses in the world. Evil armies, dark powers, you have it all. Your husband on the other hand is the exact opposite, being truly kind and mild mannered. He is still supportive of your endeavors, even trying to be a villain himself to...varying results.", ...
2015-04-29T08:36:50
2015-04-29T08:21:14
137
38
[ { "content": "[WP] \"You... Do know I'm about to kill you, right?\" A serial killer's latest victim doesn't seem to understand the gravity of the situation.\n\nEdit: Everyone's takes on this situation are so different and awesome.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Oh, that makes much more sense,” s...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"You... Do know I'm about to kill you, right?\" A serial killer's latest victim doesn't seem to understand the gravity of the situation.\n\nEdit: Everyone's takes on this situation are so different and awesome.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So there that fucking guy was. I th...