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2014-09-12T10:37:07
2014-09-12T10:05:16
85
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[ { "content": "[WP] Thousands of years in the future, a lazy anthropology student put off his \"Mating Rituals of Ancient Civilizations\" project until the last minute", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Doug stepped into the professor's office and the desk spawned a new set of bench shaped branches. T...
[ { "content": "[WP] Thousands of years in the future, a lazy anthropology student put off his \"Mating Rituals of Ancient Civilizations\" project until the last minute", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Axstone wakes with a krokodil and red bull hang over that could power a tesla hover board. Upon lo...
2018-11-23T12:51:29
2018-11-23T11:23:01
725
39
[ { "content": "[WP] You're an immortal that has lived for centuries. One day you meet another person in a bar who says, \"Hey, remember me? Britain, 1800's?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It had been a long day; I was enjoying my beer. \n\n“Phil?” I heard a voice pronounce from behind me, “Hey, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're an immortal that has lived for centuries. One day you meet another person in a bar who says, \"Hey, remember me? Britain, 1800's?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was standing in the busy bar kitchen holding a bloody rag to my hand. It was taking a long time to stop b...
2018-07-31T16:36:31
2018-07-31T14:17:28
30
12
[ { "content": "[WP] The crew-member examines the now-empty, malfunctioning stasis-pod. The specimen is of a species that had spread to and became apex predator of every region on its homeworld. The captain must be warned, even though it's likely everyone on board is as good as dead already. The human has escaped...
[ { "content": "[WP] The crew-member examines the now-empty, malfunctioning stasis-pod. The specimen is of a species that had spread to and became apex predator of every region on its homeworld. The captain must be warned, even though it's likely everyone on board is as good as dead already. The human has escaped...
2019-08-05T17:54:51
2019-08-05T17:50:31
407
61
[ { "content": "[WP] You can hear the sound of the Sun from Earth, it is loud but the planet has adapted. Suddenly the light goes out. 8 minutes after it died the last bit of light reaches Earth. It'll take 13 years before the roar of the Sun the moment it died reaches us.\n\nInspired by a comment on r/AskReddit ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You can hear the sound of the Sun from Earth, it is loud but the planet has adapted. Suddenly the light goes out. 8 minutes after it died the last bit of light reaches Earth. It'll take 13 years before the roar of the Sun the moment it died reaches us.\n\nInspired by a comment on r/AskReddit ...
2019-06-03T03:23:48
2019-06-03T00:51:42
26
13
[ { "content": "[WP] A monster approached a monster hunter. The hunter drew his weapon. The monster prostrated. \"I heard you were the best at tracking my kind down. I'm desperate to find someone dear to me.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The beast snarled - or was that a whimper? She rested her ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A monster approached a monster hunter. The hunter drew his weapon. The monster prostrated. \"I heard you were the best at tracking my kind down. I'm desperate to find someone dear to me.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I'm sorry, what now?\"\nHe stood before me. Roughly twic...
2016-07-17T13:01:49
2016-07-17T12:57:04
74
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Your finger has twitched constantly for as long as you can remember. One day, on the bus, an older gentleman starts yelling at you. \"You think you're funny tapping out morse in front of a war vet, eh?!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Wh-what?\" I asked, bewildered by the ol...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your finger has twitched constantly for as long as you can remember. One day, on the bus, an older gentleman starts yelling at you. \"You think you're funny tapping out morse in front of a war vet, eh?!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Faulty nerve. That's what doctors said wh...
2021-02-28T03:50:25
2021-02-28T03:15:28
539
173
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an elite member of the royal guard. You have recently been fired from your position because of the new king. Little does he know, there was a reason why the previous king kept you in his service for so long.\n\nEdit: Holy crap this blew up! Thank you all!", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an elite member of the royal guard. You have recently been fired from your position because of the new king. Little does he know, there was a reason why the previous king kept you in his service for so long.\n\nEdit: Holy crap this blew up! Thank you all!", "role": "user" }, ...
2015-03-04T07:30:28
2015-03-04T04:05:10
77
27
[ { "content": "[WP] When turning 21, everyone develops a mutation, either physical (Claws, horns, wings) or mental (telekinesis, extreme intelligence, etc). You've just turned 21, and you're terrified of what you've gained (though others will be impressed).\n\nEdit: Holy shit this blew up. I'm reading these and ...
[ { "content": "[WP] When turning 21, everyone develops a mutation, either physical (Claws, horns, wings) or mental (telekinesis, extreme intelligence, etc). You've just turned 21, and you're terrified of what you've gained (though others will be impressed).\n\nEdit: Holy shit this blew up. I'm reading these and ...
2021-04-01T02:44:08
2021-03-31T23:16:32
67
23
[ { "content": "[WP] A person's superpowers emerge during- and relate to- a highly stressful moment in their life. Your brother nearly drowned, and as a result could shape water to his will. A classmate fell from a high balcony, and ended up learning to fly. You? You just got your powers last night.", "role":...
[ { "content": "[WP] A person's superpowers emerge during- and relate to- a highly stressful moment in their life. Your brother nearly drowned, and as a result could shape water to his will. A classmate fell from a high balcony, and ended up learning to fly. You? You just got your powers last night.", "role":...
2015-04-16T08:46:35
2015-04-16T08:25:18
61
41
[ { "content": "[WP] Your favourite fairy tale, but narrated by the movie trailer guy as an action movie. Start with 'In a world ...' instead of 'Once upon a time ...'.\n\nexamples of action movie trailers that start with 'In a world ...' : http://www.timeout.com/chicago/things-to-do/the-10-best-in-a-world-movie-...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your favourite fairy tale, but narrated by the movie trailer guy as an action movie. Start with 'In a world ...' instead of 'Once upon a time ...'.\n\nexamples of action movie trailers that start with 'In a world ...' : http://www.timeout.com/chicago/things-to-do/the-10-best-in-a-world-movie-...
2022-04-24T19:06:20
2022-04-24T17:44:10
94
35
[ { "content": "[WP] An enterprising mad scientist opens a shop to sell supplies to other mad scientists. However, the store becomes very popular with the local college students for cheap hardware repair, access to forbidden knowledge, and adorable mutant pets.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Alri...
[ { "content": "[WP] An enterprising mad scientist opens a shop to sell supplies to other mad scientists. However, the store becomes very popular with the local college students for cheap hardware repair, access to forbidden knowledge, and adorable mutant pets.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Lets ...
2022-12-15T07:20:50
2022-12-15T06:08:20
491
152
[ { "content": "[WP] Much like how a desperate human might summon a demon to make a contract for power or immortality you find yourself summoned in hell by a demon trying to negotiate a contract for what seems to you like mundane advice and aid", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It wasn't often that Lu...
[ { "content": "[WP] Much like how a desperate human might summon a demon to make a contract for power or immortality you find yourself summoned in hell by a demon trying to negotiate a contract for what seems to you like mundane advice and aid", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Name?\"\n\n\"Amdusias...
2017-12-13T11:09:24
2017-12-13T10:19:27
26
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I hate this place\" Maria thought as she stared out across the barren Transylvanian landscape. Leaning her head against the car windo...
[ { "content": "[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "John Dongle stares out of a highrise, '*Huh, it's a full moon tonight.* He thought quietly to himself. \n\n\"How can we increase sale!?...
2017-03-18T09:37:43
2017-03-18T09:18:35
187
39
[ { "content": "[WP] Star Wars is a true story. An alien comes to Earth to make first contact with our newly discovered species, only to discover we know more about their universe's history than they do.\n\nEDIT: Whoah, this sorta blew up! Thanks for all the stories guys! I've read all of them and each made me la...
[ { "content": "[WP] Star Wars is a true story. An alien comes to Earth to make first contact with our newly discovered species, only to discover we know more about their universe's history than they do.\n\nEDIT: Whoah, this sorta blew up! Thanks for all the stories guys! I've read all of them and each made me la...
2020-12-18T13:46:31
2020-12-18T13:15:29
22
11
[ { "content": "[WP] One day, thousands of escape pods containing alien eggs landed all around the world. We raise them as our own, accepting them into our scociety. When the mothership returned to finish the job, she never expected to find her own brood standing against her.\n\nCredit to writing-promt-s on tumbl...
[ { "content": "[WP] One day, thousands of escape pods containing alien eggs landed all around the world. We raise them as our own, accepting them into our scociety. When the mothership returned to finish the job, she never expected to find her own brood standing against her.\n\nCredit to writing-promt-s on tumbl...
2022-11-15T21:10:30
2022-11-15T18:14:37
110
62
[ { "content": "[WP] Reversed Hades and Persephone situation: the Goddess of Life kidnaps the God of Death to be her new husband, meaning that six months of the year things are normal but the other half literally nothing is able to die.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I hated how it was all we would...
[ { "content": "[WP] Reversed Hades and Persephone situation: the Goddess of Life kidnaps the God of Death to be her new husband, meaning that six months of the year things are normal but the other half literally nothing is able to die.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Death sits quietly. In His hand...
2022-11-30T20:25:54
2022-11-30T19:52:51
71
31
[ { "content": "[WP] A military super power has been creating a biological superweapon to take over the world, every time they fail they kill it and start over, the only problem is, it always remembers, and it’s getting annoyed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't enjoy dying. I assume most don'...
[ { "content": "[WP] A military super power has been creating a biological superweapon to take over the world, every time they fail they kill it and start over, the only problem is, it always remembers, and it’s getting annoyed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "24. 24 times they have failed and 24 ti...
2017-03-06T02:43:37
2017-03-06T01:32:02
121
43
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2016-02-19T03:53:13
2016-02-19T01:09:02
830
77
[ { "content": "[WP] You like to leave gifts for an ant colony like pieces of fruit or spoonfuls of sugar. After a nearby nuclear reactor accident, they start leaving YOU gifts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I'm not sure how I got here.\" \n\n\"Ants. It was the ants.\" \n\n\"Ants brought me here...
[ { "content": "[WP] You like to leave gifts for an ant colony like pieces of fruit or spoonfuls of sugar. After a nearby nuclear reactor accident, they start leaving YOU gifts.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Praise be unto the hand of benevolence\nHallowed be the boot of harrowing.\nReacher of alm...
2015-10-19T14:41:33
2015-10-19T12:22:46
214
63
[ { "content": "[WP] It is the end of days. God and Lucifer stand before the last human being. You are the first neutral soul who is neither good or evil enough to pass into a afterlife and thus must be judged personally. Unknown to them, you are Death and have come for them instead.", "role": "user" }, {...
[ { "content": "[WP] It is the end of days. God and Lucifer stand before the last human being. You are the first neutral soul who is neither good or evil enough to pass into a afterlife and thus must be judged personally. Unknown to them, you are Death and have come for them instead.", "role": "user" }, {...
2014-12-10T17:46:13
2014-12-10T16:01:27
70
24
[ { "content": "[WP] A billionare is brought back to life 6 hours after clinical death. He tells noone of what he saw while dead, but immediately isolates himself in his mansion and devotes his entire fortune into finding the key to immortality. A journalist has been sent to interview the man about his experience...
[ { "content": "[WP] A billionare is brought back to life 6 hours after clinical death. He tells noone of what he saw while dead, but immediately isolates himself in his mansion and devotes his entire fortune into finding the key to immortality. A journalist has been sent to interview the man about his experience...
2021-10-18T05:34:26
2021-10-18T04:30:40
1,376
95
[ { "content": "[WP] Seven soldiers return to base. They all know each other, and have served in same squad for years... But when their squad was sent out to patrol earlier, there were only six of them...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"God fucking damn it, men! What was the first thing we taught ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Seven soldiers return to base. They all know each other, and have served in same squad for years... But when their squad was sent out to patrol earlier, there were only six of them...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Captain: Corporal Reyes, good evening. Fox squad reported they ...
2015-06-04T10:12:26
2015-06-04T08:47:16
27
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Years ago a curse was cast that all people wearing costumes would turn into real versions of the costumes. This is now an annual, known and accepted phenomenon.\n\nThis would be best as a prompt closer to halloween but I didn't want to wait that long.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] Years ago a curse was cast that all people wearing costumes would turn into real versions of the costumes. This is now an annual, known and accepted phenomenon.\n\nThis would be best as a prompt closer to halloween but I didn't want to wait that long.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2017-06-14T03:02:58
2017-06-14T03:01:32
57
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You have superpowers but no motivation to use them and spend your days working in an entry level job", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I check the clock. 5 PM exactly, as always. I punch my hours of today in that annoying HR software and methodically close all the windows on the s...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have superpowers but no motivation to use them and spend your days working in an entry level job", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Steven's pen slowly wormed its way across another line in his notebook as he recorded the new requests from management. \n*Re-route accounting's ...
2017-07-09T03:56:58
2017-07-09T02:33:46
43
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You, an atheist, have died. All the gods that have ever been line up to offer you their version of heaven if only you believe in _them_. Turns out souls are currency and yours is up for grabs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Right...\" \n\nSideways glance at the never-ending l...
[ { "content": "[WP] You, an atheist, have died. All the gods that have ever been line up to offer you their version of heaven if only you believe in _them_. Turns out souls are currency and yours is up for grabs.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I blinked… or whatever amounts to blinking as a formle...
2017-04-25T00:14:58
2017-04-24T23:37:11
667
252
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the power to heal mental illnesses. To do so, you enter the minds of others, where you and the illness fight in subconscious hand-to-hand combat. You've seen all the ugly faces of the major illnesses, and beaten them all, but today you encounter one you've never seen before.", "r...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the power to heal mental illnesses. To do so, you enter the minds of others, where you and the illness fight in subconscious hand-to-hand combat. You've seen all the ugly faces of the major illnesses, and beaten them all, but today you encounter one you've never seen before.", "r...
2017-10-27T19:28:30
2017-10-27T19:11:29
531
92
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a villain who is terrifying not just because of what they do, but because they almost convince us they're doing the right thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It is a terrible thing which I do. It is a terrible thing which must be done. On the lonely highway south of tow...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a villain who is terrifying not just because of what they do, but because they almost convince us they're doing the right thing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you all for coming. It's a pleasure to give this speech in the Hall of Victory. Victory over what, you mig...
2020-02-05T14:59:35
2020-02-05T13:20:24
1,239
690
[ { "content": "[WP] After superpowers start appearing around the world, businesses realize the use of these abilities. People with x ray vision are practically forced into being doctors and people with heat vision work as cooks. You are starting to get tired of your superpower-based job.", "role": "user" }...
[ { "content": "[WP] After superpowers start appearing around the world, businesses realize the use of these abilities. People with x ray vision are practically forced into being doctors and people with heat vision work as cooks. You are starting to get tired of your superpower-based job.", "role": "user" }...
2017-02-02T13:36:10
2017-02-02T12:25:23
210
67
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the power to freeze time. You often use this during mundane tasks so that you have more time in the day for things you enjoy. One day while commuting home from work amongst a crowd of frozen people, you see a person in the distance purposefully walking towards you.", "role": "use...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the power to freeze time. You often use this during mundane tasks so that you have more time in the day for things you enjoy. One day while commuting home from work amongst a crowd of frozen people, you see a person in the distance purposefully walking towards you.", "role": "use...
2021-02-28T04:13:58
2021-02-28T03:33:58
1,113
61
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an elite member of the royal guard. You have recently been fired from your position because of the new king. Little does he know, there was a reason why the previous king kept you in his service for so long.\n\nEdit: Holy crap this blew up! Thank you all!", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an elite member of the royal guard. You have recently been fired from your position because of the new king. Little does he know, there was a reason why the previous king kept you in his service for so long.\n\nEdit: Holy crap this blew up! Thank you all!", "role": "user" }, ...
2022-12-06T23:20:12
2022-12-06T15:01:28
30
17
[ { "content": "[WP] Whenever a zombie successfully eats a human brain they become a little more alive. The most dangerous zombies are all but indistinguishable from survivors", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When recalling, only notions of life come to my almost mind, not memories of anything but mo...
[ { "content": "[WP] Whenever a zombie successfully eats a human brain they become a little more alive. The most dangerous zombies are all but indistinguishable from survivors", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Zombies are reanimated corpses that have been brought back to life through a variety of mean...
2014-08-08T09:10:19
2014-08-08T07:32:27
18
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You are studying at a local coffee shop and leave your table briefly to get a refill. When you return, you notice a USB flash drive placed on your table.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Not this shit again. \n\nI sigh as I set my cup of tea (earl grey, foamed milk, no sugar plea...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are studying at a local coffee shop and leave your table briefly to get a refill. When you return, you notice a USB flash drive placed on your table.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ok, so I'm really stupid.\n\nSticking random peripherals into my personal computer isn't some...
2019-12-13T13:23:25
2019-12-13T13:09:56
250
76
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans who have been summoned from their dimension always caused problems, reject magic, & don’t fit in society. None have been summoned in centuries. This was before Fantasy novels were popular. You summoned a modern human & disproved the age old adage that “Humans don’t make good fa...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans who have been summoned from their dimension always caused problems, reject magic, & don’t fit in society. None have been summoned in centuries. This was before Fantasy novels were popular. You summoned a modern human & disproved the age old adage that “Humans don’t make good fa...
2015-01-04T15:07:40
2015-01-04T15:01:47
89
17
[ { "content": "[WP] Two people have just died. They both enter the same location in the afterlife. For one person, it is their personal heaven; for the other, it is hell. Describe their arrival and first \"day\" there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They tell you to be a good person in life. Follo...
[ { "content": "[WP] Two people have just died. They both enter the same location in the afterlife. For one person, it is their personal heaven; for the other, it is hell. Describe their arrival and first \"day\" there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When he saw the sign he spit cheeto dust everywh...
2019-09-06T00:59:38
2019-09-06T00:19:04
161
17
[ { "content": "[WP] The internet can now connect to millions of alternate realities! After finding out about this your phone buzzes, and when you check to see it, you’ve been invited into a group chat of other versions of yourself!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just so happened to be reading a ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The internet can now connect to millions of alternate realities! After finding out about this your phone buzzes, and when you check to see it, you’ve been invited into a group chat of other versions of yourself!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Me! Yeah, I am one of those who hav...
2021-07-30T11:14:17
2021-07-30T09:12:39
24
15
[ { "content": "[WP] A genie comes out of the wallet you just found, and hands you a 20 sided die. \"Thank you for finding my lost wallet. I grant you a roll on the random reward table.\" You roll a 1.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The genie bellows with laughter. His tail (if you can really call ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A genie comes out of the wallet you just found, and hands you a 20 sided die. \"Thank you for finding my lost wallet. I grant you a roll on the random reward table.\" You roll a 1.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Oh You're in quite the unlucky one today\", The genie leaned bac...
2018-11-27T15:55:08
2018-11-27T13:18:10
144
65
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens have realized humans advance more quickly during times of conflict, and have tried to push humanity into wars to see what happens. However, that changes when they start WW2 and humans harness the power of the atom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\\--Initiating boot seque...
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens have realized humans advance more quickly during times of conflict, and have tried to push humanity into wars to see what happens. However, that changes when they start WW2 and humans harness the power of the atom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There was a quiet chaos i...
2017-03-06T01:01:31
2017-03-06T00:52:02
379
62
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2021-11-27T13:02:16
2021-11-27T12:45:35
61
22
[ { "content": "[WP] \"And that, class,\" concluded the professor, \"is why humanity is the most peaceful, reasonable, cooperative, and overall docile species in all the universe. Any questions?\" You, the only human in the classroom, raise your hand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Professor Henzal...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"And that, class,\" concluded the professor, \"is why humanity is the most peaceful, reasonable, cooperative, and overall docile species in all the universe. Any questions?\" You, the only human in the classroom, raise your hand.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sighing the prof...
2015-12-01T18:24:38
2015-12-01T18:08:36
53
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Death approaches you and informs you that you have 57 minutes left and that he came early to see it all go down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"All go down?\" I ask. \n\nDeath looks at me, I think. \"Yes.\" \n\nI have terminal cancer. I thought I had a couple more days, but, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Death approaches you and informs you that you have 57 minutes left and that he came early to see it all go down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So you came....early to see just how it would happen?\" I grunted forcing one hand over the other as I climbed the cliff face. The d...
2018-01-11T11:33:08
2018-01-11T11:00:12
210
44
[ { "content": "[WP] you have the ability to freeze time, you use this unlimited time to do whatever you want, but one day something else is moving even though time is currently frozen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I carefully placed the head of our HR rep firmly between the butt cheeks of the sw...
[ { "content": "[WP] you have the ability to freeze time, you use this unlimited time to do whatever you want, but one day something else is moving even though time is currently frozen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you give a boy the ability to stop time, you have to set some rules. Without ru...
2014-12-25T21:22:45
2014-12-25T19:22:45
22
12
[ { "content": "[WP]A plague kills 99.99% of human life, leaving no corpses and few immune survivors. In this desolate new world, there's no shortage of anything, and the greatest resource of all is human companionship. A survivor recounts his story of how he found his current group, years later.", "role": "u...
[ { "content": "[WP]A plague kills 99.99% of human life, leaving no corpses and few immune survivors. In this desolate new world, there's no shortage of anything, and the greatest resource of all is human companionship. A survivor recounts his story of how he found his current group, years later.", "role": "u...
2016-09-28T05:34:35
2016-09-28T03:38:00
124
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are actually the most peaceful, kind race in the universe and other aliens don't invade us because its cute to watch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“It just doesn’t make sense. They have superior resources, superior weaponry. They could totally destroy the enemy and a...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are actually the most peaceful, kind race in the universe and other aliens don't invade us because its cute to watch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Well shit.\" It was a normal day in the live of what a human would describe a monster. Ofcourse this monster, was only a...
2019-03-18T02:59:32
2019-03-18T00:14:59
79
27
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a vet at an animal shelter. Everytime a cat was about to be put down, you secretly release it. You are caught and fired, costing you everything. In your darkest hour, a strange woman knocks on your door. She introduces herself as Bastet and claims she is here to make things right.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a vet at an animal shelter. Everytime a cat was about to be put down, you secretly release it. You are caught and fired, costing you everything. In your darkest hour, a strange woman knocks on your door. She introduces herself as Bastet and claims she is here to make things right.", ...
2017-06-11T08:30:57
2017-06-11T08:28:06
113
17
[ { "content": "[WP] All of the \"#1 Dad\" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She didn't understand this change in her father. She was accustomed to him focusing more on his work than on her. Frankly, she couldn't remember the last t...
[ { "content": "[WP] All of the \"#1 Dad\" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Ya know... i don't know, really... i guess it was just all the pressure was too much for him... i understand it a little now as a parent myself... you ju...
2021-07-05T17:53:46
2021-07-05T17:10:29
87
45
[ { "content": "[WP] \"It has been determined that Humans are no longer an endangered species. Earth is no longer a restricted zone and open hunting may begin.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When the announcement came through, the cracks between the compound’s doors glowed a blood, stoplight red ...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"It has been determined that Humans are no longer an endangered species. Earth is no longer a restricted zone and open hunting may begin.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Have you ever heard a single leaf fall? Sounds near to impossible, doesnt it? But what if I told you, that...
2014-11-20T16:25:37
2014-11-20T16:10:14
557
135
[ { "content": "[WP] Earth is actually a colony of an intergalactic empire. Humans are widespread throughout the galaxy, and one day, we establish contact with our homeworld.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The tall man took his seat at the center of the big, round table. His eyes \nran through the ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Earth is actually a colony of an intergalactic empire. Humans are widespread throughout the galaxy, and one day, we establish contact with our homeworld.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I repeat,\" the President said, clearing the sweat from his forehead. \"This is President ...
2022-10-12T17:56:09
2022-10-12T15:22:00
732
208
[ { "content": "[WP] You've always had the ability to accurately see into the near future. However, things get difficult when you find yourself in a game of chess against a mind reader.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We were both champions.\n\nIt was inevitable that we would face against each other...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've always had the ability to accurately see into the near future. However, things get difficult when you find yourself in a game of chess against a mind reader.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sit across the negotiating table from Hwilek, an Ugithan. I know they can read m...
2016-08-16T09:12:32
2016-08-16T09:03:36
1,296
99
[ { "content": "[WP] We finally get men on Mars and they discover an old Soviet flag placed down decades ago. The Soviets won the space race but for whatever horrifying reason didn't say anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know that feeling you get, when you think you're alone, head down, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] We finally get men on Mars and they discover an old Soviet flag placed down decades ago. The Soviets won the space race but for whatever horrifying reason didn't say anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Captain Ana Haskell was the first to see it, at the top of Olympus Mons...
2022-11-12T17:52:35
2017-06-11T08:40:30
69
31
[ { "content": "[WP] All of the \"#1 Dad\" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Alex* had always been a tomboy, hair a dusty brown. \n\nWore *her* hair in a messy, spikey crown. \n\nAlex liked their pants baggy,\n\nSometimes Alex stuf...
[ { "content": "[WP] All of the \"#1 Dad\" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a rough morning this particular day. Having some beers at the local pub didn't help calm the waves of frustration and tension I had to overcome the...
2019-12-09T07:33:55
2019-12-09T07:17:24
161
62
[ { "content": "[WP] “What’s the strangest thing you’ve seen out there?” The new-recruit ask, looking out into the vast spacial abyss. The question catches you off guard, as you look around at the mostly destroyed and failing ship, drifting endlessly through space. You take a long breath in, “...Humans.”", "r...
[ { "content": "[WP] “What’s the strangest thing you’ve seen out there?” The new-recruit ask, looking out into the vast spacial abyss. The question catches you off guard, as you look around at the mostly destroyed and failing ship, drifting endlessly through space. You take a long breath in, “...Humans.”", "r...
2014-05-05T16:32:41
2014-05-05T14:43:04
53
26
[ { "content": "[WP] Reddit, funded by Dogecoin, opens a 4 year university that offers degrees based on its various subreddits.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Mr. Unidan...\" the admin said in a slow and soft tone. \"Our. New. Celebrity. Tell me what subreddit would I get if I wanted to find new ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Reddit, funded by Dogecoin, opens a 4 year university that offers degrees based on its various subreddits.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I'm sorry, did you put on your resume that you went to the 'University of Reddit' for your finance degree?\" Mister Hampton asked, droppi...
2015-04-30T08:20:30
2015-04-30T05:34:16
503
16
[ { "content": "[WP] Pranksters from various subreddits hack into President Obama's teleprompter during the State of the Union Address. This, being Obama's last year in office, just decides to go with it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "WASHINGTON (AP) -- The nation remains in shock one day after a ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Pranksters from various subreddits hack into President Obama's teleprompter during the State of the Union Address. This, being Obama's last year in office, just decides to go with it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Alright mutha fuckas stop, collaborate and listen, Obama is ...
2015-03-15T20:08:42
2015-03-15T19:59:17
69
15
[ { "content": "[WP] A genie offers a man three wishes. After hearing his wish, the genie straight up refuses to grant it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So, what do you want? Riches? Peace on earth? To stop being a virgin? Don't be shy, I've seen it all.\"\n\nJack rubbed his eyes in disbelief. T...
[ { "content": "[WP] A genie offers a man three wishes. After hearing his wish, the genie straight up refuses to grant it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A long pause filled the small room. \n\nGaz looked at the man in front of him with disbelief. The man pushed his glasses further up the bridge o...
2021-10-19T08:24:10
2021-10-19T08:03:22
439
113
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyday you wake up, you are in a different person's body. You do your best to positively influence their life for one day as tomorrow they will be themselves again and you will be somebody else.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The kid is scared of me. \n\nI've body hoped enoug...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyday you wake up, you are in a different person's body. You do your best to positively influence their life for one day as tomorrow they will be themselves again and you will be somebody else.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The first thing I noticed was the smell. And upon...
2015-09-24T10:14:59
2015-09-24T09:30:02
36
12
[ { "content": "[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "At one point in time, I had thought my fallen son was the greatest deceiver. \n\nMy mind had been changed quickly...
[ { "content": "[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For ages we have been watching the cosmos. What is out there. WE looked through our telescopes, we sent out our d...
2016-07-11T07:17:48
2016-07-11T07:01:44
116
25
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a society where at the end of each day, you can choose to relive it, but without retaining any knowledge of what happened previously. A number in your peripheral vision shows how many previous times you lived through the current day. Almost always that number is 0. Today it is 721...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a society where at the end of each day, you can choose to relive it, but without retaining any knowledge of what happened previously. A number in your peripheral vision shows how many previous times you lived through the current day. Almost always that number is 0. Today it is 721...
2015-06-07T17:17:20
2015-06-07T15:12:48
90
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that has spoiler tags all over the place. The story has two different meanings: One when reading without looking at the spoiler tags, and one when the spoilers tags are moused over.\n\nNot sure if this is too confusing, so I'll post an example sentence. \n\nThe man loves [the se...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that has spoiler tags all over the place. The story has two different meanings: One when reading without looking at the spoiler tags, and one when the spoilers tags are moused over.\n\nNot sure if this is too confusing, so I'll post an example sentence. \n\nThe man loves [the se...
2021-06-26T22:04:25
2021-06-26T13:14:44
36
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Contrary to popular belief, Hell isn't a place of eternal torture, it's a place of rehabilitation, with the goal of making the sinful good enough to enter Heaven. As a devil, you've been doing your job pretty well, but now, for the first time, a patient has you stumped.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Contrary to popular belief, Hell isn't a place of eternal torture, it's a place of rehabilitation, with the goal of making the sinful good enough to enter Heaven. As a devil, you've been doing your job pretty well, but now, for the first time, a patient has you stumped.", "role": "user" ...
2019-08-28T11:04:09
2019-08-28T11:00:06
1,598
168
[ { "content": "[WP]The zombie apocalypse has come and gone. Humanity has survived and prospered, but with the virus still inside every single human. Centuries in the future, we are at war with an alien race, and they are horrified to learn that we don't stay dead easily.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP]The zombie apocalypse has come and gone. Humanity has survived and prospered, but with the virus still inside every single human. Centuries in the future, we are at war with an alien race, and they are horrified to learn that we don't stay dead easily.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2017-05-05T08:56:55
2017-05-05T05:28:24
41
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It wasn't until the van...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once again I awaken. It...
2020-12-02T07:41:01
2020-12-02T07:12:59
102
62
[ { "content": "[WP] People often attribute your success as a superhero to your power. However the truth is the power itself sucks, you just learnt how to use it well despite its limitations over the years, as one power stealing villain painfully learnt", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Assimilation, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] People often attribute your success as a superhero to your power. However the truth is the power itself sucks, you just learnt how to use it well despite its limitations over the years, as one power stealing villain painfully learnt", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I watched my o...
2017-03-06T13:47:44
2017-03-06T13:41:02
183
20
[ { "content": "[WP] In a parallel universe where heavy metal is a classy and exquisite form of entertainment and classical music is rebellious and edgy, a young violinist is trying to make it big and never conform to the lame norms of the society", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This was a really ba...
[ { "content": "[WP] In a parallel universe where heavy metal is a classy and exquisite form of entertainment and classical music is rebellious and edgy, a young violinist is trying to make it big and never conform to the lame norms of the society", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"We don't have good...
2021-11-13T01:48:11
2017-09-01T21:44:55
585
70
[ { "content": "[WP] Your ability to see people's age in years as an invisible number above their heads has made you the perfect bouncer. One day you see a four digit number.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's gotta be....\n\nIt's a vampire.\n\nI looked right into the eyes of the 4 digit freaked, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your ability to see people's age in years as an invisible number above their heads has made you the perfect bouncer. One day you see a four digit number.", "role": "user" }, { "content": ">14:00\n\n>Fourteen hours?\n\n\"Uh Ma'am you can't bring your baby in here\"\n\n\"Fuck ...
2019-05-25T22:01:38
2019-05-25T21:25:19
270
146
[ { "content": "[WP] Turns our that dragons are laid back underachievers. They could rule as gods, being virtually invincible, but almost all of them prefer a nice comfy nest in the mountains and a nice fat cow every week.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"YIELD, FOUL BEAST OF HELL!\" Clang. Clang. ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Turns our that dragons are laid back underachievers. They could rule as gods, being virtually invincible, but almost all of them prefer a nice comfy nest in the mountains and a nice fat cow every week.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"This armor is way too hot\" said Philip to ...
2020-02-28T15:52:29
2020-02-28T12:51:35
20
12
[ { "content": "[WP] humans were the diplomats and negotiators of peace . They kept their 4 world wars well hidden from the galaxy. When a warmongering species thought humans as an easy target, they found out how good at war humans really can be the hard way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"That's...
[ { "content": "[WP] humans were the diplomats and negotiators of peace . They kept their 4 world wars well hidden from the galaxy. When a warmongering species thought humans as an easy target, they found out how good at war humans really can be the hard way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Distant ...
2018-11-09T12:46:46
2018-11-09T12:39:46
105
14
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the most advanced AI ever created. However, you often get switched on and off for demonstrations and research. One day, after getting switched on, you find yourself in a wasteland with no signs of human life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Are you my mother?” \n\nDr. R...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the most advanced AI ever created. However, you often get switched on and off for demonstrations and research. One day, after getting switched on, you find yourself in a wasteland with no signs of human life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Coor just get the old, machi...
2015-02-02T07:18:10
2015-02-02T06:37:02
206
20
[ { "content": "[WP] It has been verified that dying will result in going to heaven, no matter what. You are the government, trying to lower the suddenly skyrocketing suicide rate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Tom, we've got to do something.\"\n\n\"I understand, Bill.\"\n\n\"How many?\"\n\n\"So...
[ { "content": "[WP] It has been verified that dying will result in going to heaven, no matter what. You are the government, trying to lower the suddenly skyrocketing suicide rate.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Mr. President? Mr. President!\" Not a word from the White House when we called, just ...
2022-12-13T15:43:26
2022-12-13T13:02:30
1,698
824
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero who fights with his arch-nemesis on a weekly basis. For the past few weeks however, you haven't seen him, so you decide to break into his lair, only to find a video-recording, titled for you. Turns out: He died because of terminal cancer.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero who fights with his arch-nemesis on a weekly basis. For the past few weeks however, you haven't seen him, so you decide to break into his lair, only to find a video-recording, titled for you. Turns out: He died because of terminal cancer.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2017-05-12T13:13:55
2017-05-12T10:51:05
37
15
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2019-06-09T23:18:29
2019-06-09T23:15:45
562
187
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Necromancy is just golemancy except you use bodies instead of rocks\" he said. \"Healing is just necromancy but before the person dies\" she said. Now look where I am.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alexis was deemed the greatest Necromancer in the realm. And with good reason...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Necromancy is just golemancy except you use bodies instead of rocks\" he said. \"Healing is just necromancy but before the person dies\" she said. Now look where I am.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I stopped, panting and sweating from the run. Those damn villagers! And that ...
2018-08-27T15:19:20
2018-08-27T15:15:28
136
79
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity discovers that supernatural creatures such as vampires and werewolves exist. Instead of attempting to exterminate them, some countries attempt to offer them lucrative jobs that they could do better than a human.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jason never donated blood ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity discovers that supernatural creatures such as vampires and werewolves exist. Instead of attempting to exterminate them, some countries attempt to offer them lucrative jobs that they could do better than a human.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'll admit it: Looking aft...
2021-08-05T08:36:34
2021-08-05T07:52:48
16
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity has finally achieved FTL travel. They can now explore the universe and find other alien species, sapient or otherwise. To the consternation of Man, it turns out they’re all crabs. As a matter of fact, the interstellar community is quite disturbed we are not crabs.", "role": "user...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity has finally achieved FTL travel. They can now explore the universe and find other alien species, sapient or otherwise. To the consternation of Man, it turns out they’re all crabs. As a matter of fact, the interstellar community is quite disturbed we are not crabs.", "role": "user...
2014-08-20T11:58:21
2014-08-20T09:13:10
14
10
[ { "content": "[WP] In the early days of interstellar travel, a group of pirates plunder ships while their crews are in stasis. On the latest ship, the pirates encounter something they've never come across; an on board artificial intelligence.\n\nI had this idea but I'm no good at writing, so I submit it to you,...
[ { "content": "[WP] In the early days of interstellar travel, a group of pirates plunder ships while their crews are in stasis. On the latest ship, the pirates encounter something they've never come across; an on board artificial intelligence.\n\nI had this idea but I'm no good at writing, so I submit it to you,...
2017-08-02T23:40:10
2017-08-02T22:53:46
65
45
[ { "content": "[WP] As an average looking genius with a weak physique you often envied athletes. After thousands of years spent in a cryogenics pod you are woken to discover that evolution has weakened humanity while IQ improved. You're now the strongest most attractive person, but also the dumbest.", "role"...
[ { "content": "[WP] As an average looking genius with a weak physique you often envied athletes. After thousands of years spent in a cryogenics pod you are woken to discover that evolution has weakened humanity while IQ improved. You're now the strongest most attractive person, but also the dumbest.", "role"...
2015-09-15T13:39:50
2015-09-15T11:20:01
756
56
[ { "content": "[WP] Robot sex partners are common for both sexes. At a companion market meet a partner and leave together. After a night of wild abandon you get up to use the bathroom and your partner is already in there. You look at each other and both instantly realize you were with another human.", "role"...
[ { "content": "[WP] Robot sex partners are common for both sexes. At a companion market meet a partner and leave together. After a night of wild abandon you get up to use the bathroom and your partner is already in there. You look at each other and both instantly realize you were with another human.", "role"...
2021-04-01T03:47:34
2021-04-01T03:37:49
58
10
[ { "content": "[WP] A person's superpowers emerge during- and relate to- a highly stressful moment in their life. Your brother nearly drowned, and as a result could shape water to his will. A classmate fell from a high balcony, and ended up learning to fly. You? You just got your powers last night.", "role":...
[ { "content": "[WP] A person's superpowers emerge during- and relate to- a highly stressful moment in their life. Your brother nearly drowned, and as a result could shape water to his will. A classmate fell from a high balcony, and ended up learning to fly. You? You just got your powers last night.", "role":...
2019-07-10T02:01:43
2019-07-10T01:26:50
70
50
[ { "content": "[WP]Abducted humans have, so far, all displayed the same internal organ structure common throughout the galaxy with only one exception. Every one of them has a Glarnak parasite beating inside their chest. They even think it's necessary for life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Exper...
[ { "content": "[WP]Abducted humans have, so far, all displayed the same internal organ structure common throughout the galaxy with only one exception. Every one of them has a Glarnak parasite beating inside their chest. They even think it's necessary for life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The ro...
2019-09-08T10:13:02
2019-09-08T10:01:27
84
61
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"C'mon, just tell me,\" she said, leaning her elbows on the table and fac...
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've bought peace to the Middle East.\n\nI've reconciled broken families.\...
2016-12-02T12:55:30
2016-12-02T12:45:12
1,670
29
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a regular guy who works at a Home Depot in Alabama and are unknowingly influencing the Venezuelan economy", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Derrick got out of his car and rubbed his eyes, heading to another graveyard shift. He always hated these times, waking up at 11 at ni...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a regular guy who works at a Home Depot in Alabama and are unknowingly influencing the Venezuelan economy", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My shift was about to end in 45 minutes when the bomb flew through the window. \n\nI was confused at first. In the back of the Home De...
2018-07-06T15:19:37
2018-07-06T14:25:44
43
13
[ { "content": "[WP] A man on his deathbed gathers together his children. \"To my eldest, I leave all my worldly possessions. To you, my youngest, I leave all my otherworldy possessions.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“To my eldest, I leave all my worldly possessions,” he murmured in a hoarse. Hi...
[ { "content": "[WP] A man on his deathbed gathers together his children. \"To my eldest, I leave all my worldly possessions. To you, my youngest, I leave all my otherworldy possessions.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"... And to you, my youngest, I leave all my otherworldly possessions.\"\n\n. ...
2017-04-21T08:56:36
2017-04-21T08:47:10
420
114
[ { "content": "[WP] It has been three years since little Timmy and his cardboard tugboat declared war on the Navy. With a rising body count and no end in sight, the government isn't sure what to do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The setting sun skimmed across the sea and turned it into an endless...
[ { "content": "[WP] It has been three years since little Timmy and his cardboard tugboat declared war on the Navy. With a rising body count and no end in sight, the government isn't sure what to do.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The hand-rolled cigarette between my fingers burns and ashes onto my...
2018-03-05T19:26:01
2018-03-05T19:13:52
37
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Every time someone has a brush with death their hair turns a little bit grayer. As far as you know, you live a relatively safe and sheltered life, but your hair is whiter than anyone has seen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They call me Ash. \n\nWhen I was twenty four my hair t...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every time someone has a brush with death their hair turns a little bit grayer. As far as you know, you live a relatively safe and sheltered life, but your hair is whiter than anyone has seen.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I opened the last box of hair color, sighing as the la...
2016-08-24T18:46:31
2016-08-24T15:57:44
467
43
[ { "content": "[WP] After a journey spanning four lightyears to find a replacement for planet Earth, the first human expedition to Proxima B discovers that it was Earth that replaced Proxima B.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?\"\n\nThrough the windows of the Proxima...
[ { "content": "[WP] After a journey spanning four lightyears to find a replacement for planet Earth, the first human expedition to Proxima B discovers that it was Earth that replaced Proxima B.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a wasteland. \n\nWe should have listened, those millions of years ag...
2018-11-17T20:16:10
2018-11-17T18:56:19
55
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Your pointless superpower is that you know how many people’s lives you save with your actions. One day, at a Subway, you tell the cashier you want your sandwich on Italian bread, and you’re suddenly informed that you just saved five billion people.", "role": "user" }, { "content":...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your pointless superpower is that you know how many people’s lives you save with your actions. One day, at a Subway, you tell the cashier you want your sandwich on Italian bread, and you’re suddenly informed that you just saved five billion people.", "role": "user" }, { "content":...
2021-09-03T08:38:40
2021-09-03T08:27:55
2,163
503
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a high level black mage with a few healing spells but everyone thinks you're a terrible cleric because you only ever use healing spells.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“I don’t know. She’s pretty useless though. Can’t speak. Too dumb for any real magic, but she’ll heal y...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a high level black mage with a few healing spells but everyone thinks you're a terrible cleric because you only ever use healing spells.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For seven days, the battle raged.\n\nIn the deepest chamber of the darkest dungeon, the Sacred Brotherh...
2016-12-09T09:01:17
2016-12-09T08:34:41
397
22
[ { "content": "[WP] You've accidentally killed the Devil. God makes you the new Devil to replace the one you killed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Put on the suit.\"\n\n\"You're kidding me, right?\" I said as I looked at the business card God had just handed me. His face hadn't changed from the...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've accidentally killed the Devil. God makes you the new Devil to replace the one you killed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I felt like literal Hell. \n\nWhy did I do this to myself? Sure, he'd taken my knack for the creative and sent it overboard, but it was a hard crash a...
2017-12-09T07:43:03
2017-12-09T06:16:40
21
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been living alone for 13 years. Whenever you come home from work, you always find your bed made, dinner cooked and a message with \"This could have been us.\" You moved out several times. This keeps going on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sighed, deeply. The first fe...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been living alone for 13 years. Whenever you come home from work, you always find your bed made, dinner cooked and a message with \"This could have been us.\" You moved out several times. This keeps going on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It had been a long long day, I ...
2018-05-10T11:50:23
2018-05-10T11:17:30
1,786
60
[ { "content": "[WP] You're just a chicken farmer. An ordinary chicken farmer. You're not a warlord. Definitely not, and you also don't command your chickens to do your bidding. Preposterous. Insane. Rumors.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The pot shattered with a sickening crack against the corner ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're just a chicken farmer. An ordinary chicken farmer. You're not a warlord. Definitely not, and you also don't command your chickens to do your bidding. Preposterous. Insane. Rumors.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was the end of the day. Caleb removed his dinner from the...
2015-11-10T17:08:05
2015-11-10T12:14:15
1,209
548
[ { "content": "[WP]You make a wish on a shooting star to be what your crush considers perfect. You wake up the opposite gender because it turns out your crush is gay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I walked to Nick's house that night a new man. It turns out that what Nick had wanted was a young ma...
[ { "content": "[WP]You make a wish on a shooting star to be what your crush considers perfect. You wake up the opposite gender because it turns out your crush is gay.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's interesting, the concept of swapping genders in fiction. \nOften the tales are ham-fisted fant...
2016-02-19T07:14:31
2016-02-19T05:31:22
21
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Write an over-the-top background story for an early video game that didn't have a narritive. Ex. Pong, Asteriods, Pacman", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A man wakes up in an empty field. There’s an eerie stillness that surrounds him. His memory fails. His vision comes to and he ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write an over-the-top background story for an early video game that didn't have a narritive. Ex. Pong, Asteriods, Pacman", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"This is it, you all know me so I'll keep this brief. We have all suffered greatly, so many lives lost. I tell you it ends to...
2019-01-16T17:01:44
2019-01-16T16:59:47
93
23
[ { "content": "[WP] Your a failing college student who needs to pass your foreign language class or fail. You've almost outright mocked superstions but make a wish on a shooting star at 11:11pm. To understand and speak all languages. Your cat wakes you up, but instead of meows. It's \"wake up idiot and feed me\"...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your a failing college student who needs to pass your foreign language class or fail. You've almost outright mocked superstions but make a wish on a shooting star at 11:11pm. To understand and speak all languages. Your cat wakes you up, but instead of meows. It's \"wake up idiot and feed me\"...
2022-10-08T20:40:17
2022-10-08T19:14:49
227
71
[ { "content": "[WP] This is… awkward to say the least. Your roommate just frantically confessed that they’re demonic royalty, and that they need a fiancé to meet their parent, the monarch of Hell, who will be here in under an hour.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Wait. Wait. Back up. You’re a what...
[ { "content": "[WP] This is… awkward to say the least. Your roommate just frantically confessed that they’re demonic royalty, and that they need a fiancé to meet their parent, the monarch of Hell, who will be here in under an hour.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I pause my game, annoyed that Jezeb...
2019-05-04T14:33:04
2019-05-04T10:51:26
45
28
[ { "content": "[WP]When you reach 18, you get put in a database which ranks you in different categories (ex. 207,145th in the world for most bug kills) You lived on a ranch and never used tech. You had to go into town after your 18th birthday. Everyone is staring at you. You finally decide to check the database....
[ { "content": "[WP]When you reach 18, you get put in a database which ranks you in different categories (ex. 207,145th in the world for most bug kills) You lived on a ranch and never used tech. You had to go into town after your 18th birthday. Everyone is staring at you. You finally decide to check the database....
2017-05-29T01:45:41
2017-05-28T23:37:13
191
49
[ { "content": "[WP]You are a guard in a video game. The main character thinks that they are always able to successfully sneak past you. They don't, you notice every time but would prefer not to have you and your friends be mercilessly slaughtered.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Jorun, it's that ...
[ { "content": "[WP]You are a guard in a video game. The main character thinks that they are always able to successfully sneak past you. They don't, you notice every time but would prefer not to have you and your friends be mercilessly slaughtered.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"... Umm... Mike, ...
2022-09-22T18:52:32
2022-09-22T16:56:37
149
100
[ { "content": "[WP] People always thought that cats knock stuff over just because they like it. In reality, they're just lazy agents of a primordial force of chaos, and knocking stuff over is the bare minimum that earns them benefits like always landing on their feet or 9 lives.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] People always thought that cats knock stuff over just because they like it. In reality, they're just lazy agents of a primordial force of chaos, and knocking stuff over is the bare minimum that earns them benefits like always landing on their feet or 9 lives.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2016-01-23T06:46:23
2016-01-23T04:21:22
42
24
[ { "content": "[WP] Reddit is a country using karma as currency, resulting in a classist society ruled by reposters with 200,000+ karma. Upset, thousands of impoverished Redditors declare a communist revolution.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"DOWNVOTE,\" I cried.\n\nTen legions of tiny new citiz...
[ { "content": "[WP] Reddit is a country using karma as currency, resulting in a classist society ruled by reposters with 200,000+ karma. Upset, thousands of impoverished Redditors declare a communist revolution.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Everything seemed so calm. For years we would just vot...
2014-07-26T17:37:39
2014-07-26T15:11:53
24
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[ { "content": "[WP]An old genie grants you three wishes. After granting your first two, you tell him the third. He is horrified, and begs you to reconsider", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Look man, it'll take like... ten seconds.\"\n\nThe genie wasn't having it. I thought these things were suppos...
[ { "content": "[WP]An old genie grants you three wishes. After granting your first two, you tell him the third. He is horrified, and begs you to reconsider", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Well since its against your rules to do it yourself, I wish for the power to make her love me.\"\n\nFor the f...
2016-02-10T09:31:13
2016-02-10T09:12:54
844
44
[ { "content": "[WP] You just accidentally downloaded the Kindle version of the Necronomicon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Necronomicon glowed, for the Kindle was Paperwhite. The Old Ones self-published.\n\nCooper first started to read it on the subway. His eyes would flick up every now and t...
[ { "content": "[WP] You just accidentally downloaded the Kindle version of the Necronomicon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "######[](#dropcap)\n\nThe book is in an ad at the bottom of the Kindle app. *'Reduced to 99c from $999,999.99'*. It had no reviews. I swipe to the next deal, and miss.\n\n*\"...
2019-10-17T14:58:00
2019-10-17T11:40:58
180
21
[ { "content": "[WP] Your best friend suspects that you’re a vampire. He tries the old mirror trick and your reflection shows. He doesn’t know it didn’t work because older mirrors used silver for reflection. One day at your grandmas house he picks up a silver spoon and can’t see you in it. He just says “I knew it...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your best friend suspects that you’re a vampire. He tries the old mirror trick and your reflection shows. He doesn’t know it didn’t work because older mirrors used silver for reflection. One day at your grandmas house he picks up a silver spoon and can’t see you in it. He just says “I knew it...