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2017-12-17T04:45:38
2017-12-17T02:36:12
43
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Scientists have discovered cryogenic freezing. You are it's first test subject and it's a massive success, and they plan on releasing you in 500 years. You had no way of telling them you were conscious.\n\nHoly shit this blew up!\n\nI now understand \"RIP my inbox\"\n\nEDIT: u/Alpacasaurus_Re...
[ { "content": "[WP] Scientists have discovered cryogenic freezing. You are it's first test subject and it's a massive success, and they plan on releasing you in 500 years. You had no way of telling them you were conscious.\n\nHoly shit this blew up!\n\nI now understand \"RIP my inbox\"\n\nEDIT: u/Alpacasaurus_Re...
2022-10-03T00:20:27
2022-10-02T22:12:25
127
24
[ { "content": "[WP] You are not Death. You are not the God of Death. You are not any other type of powerful being or eldritch horror. There is no room within this prompt to make a hackneyed “observation” about humanity. You are a regular ass guy on his way to Subway to get a meatball sub. Make it interesting.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are not Death. You are not the God of Death. You are not any other type of powerful being or eldritch horror. There is no room within this prompt to make a hackneyed “observation” about humanity. You are a regular ass guy on his way to Subway to get a meatball sub. Make it interesting.", ...
2018-07-16T12:19:50
2018-07-16T10:38:05
848
268
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been a History teacher for 30 years, never gotten a single fact wrong. One day you become suspicious, surely I should've gone wrong somewhere? You test a theory by purposely being incorrect, suddenly, history rewrites itself.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am a history...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been a History teacher for 30 years, never gotten a single fact wrong. One day you become suspicious, surely I should've gone wrong somewhere? You test a theory by purposely being incorrect, suddenly, history rewrites itself.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "2078\n\nForty ...
2016-06-16T11:44:01
2016-06-16T11:09:46
22
14
[ { "content": "[WP] There's a prophesied hero, a chosen one, destined to vanquish all evil. This supposed hero is also an egotistical, self centered brat. You're the villain solely because you got tired of putting up with the \"hero's\" shit", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Hmm.\" I pondered, twir...
[ { "content": "[WP] There's a prophesied hero, a chosen one, destined to vanquish all evil. This supposed hero is also an egotistical, self centered brat. You're the villain solely because you got tired of putting up with the \"hero's\" shit", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A golden knight, perfect ...
2016-12-04T03:00:12
2016-12-04T01:24:32
595
49
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone has a stopwatch they are given at birth, it counts down to the exact moment you will meet your soulmate. You met your soulmate years ago and have been happily married since with three beautiful children. This morning you woke up and looked down, your watch has begun counting again.",...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone has a stopwatch they are given at birth, it counts down to the exact moment you will meet your soulmate. You met your soulmate years ago and have been happily married since with three beautiful children. This morning you woke up and looked down, your watch has begun counting again.",...
2019-06-01T14:33:05
2019-06-01T14:17:33
224
108
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a king who just wanted a day off from ruling, so you disguised yourself and went into town alone. You then find yourself trapped in a meeting about how the people are planning to overthrow and kill you tonight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There's something about the s...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a king who just wanted a day off from ruling, so you disguised yourself and went into town alone. You then find yourself trapped in a meeting about how the people are planning to overthrow and kill you tonight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The tavern known as the Pit w...
2014-12-31T05:12:12
2014-12-31T04:56:50
62
17
[ { "content": "[WP] You awake in the middle of the night to your phone loudly playing a message, \"This is the emergency Broadcast channel, This is not a test. Please seek shelter immediately. Do not look outside, do not make noise, do not-\", the transmission ends.\n\nIt's been quite interesting to read all the...
[ { "content": "[WP] You awake in the middle of the night to your phone loudly playing a message, \"This is the emergency Broadcast channel, This is not a test. Please seek shelter immediately. Do not look outside, do not make noise, do not-\", the transmission ends.\n\nIt's been quite interesting to read all the...
2015-12-22T07:11:02
2015-12-22T03:19:31
80
29
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens invade the Australian outback. Things do not go according to their plans...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There are legends in the universe. Nightmares carried forward from the cradle of a thousand civilizations. We had heard them all. Some of the races that we've subdu...
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens invade the Australian outback. Things do not go according to their plans...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Well.\"\n\nWe stand on the rocky hard soil. Some local flora, no fauna in sight.\n\n\"You sure?\" \n\n\"My calculations are 100% correct. Our maps indicate that t...
2019-12-30T14:19:31
2019-12-30T14:04:15
26
16
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a ghost trying to peacefully enjoy your garden, and quite frankly, you're tired of all these adventurers trying to \"put you to rest\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I could see another one cresting the hill. A large sword strapped to their back, glinting silver in the s...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a ghost trying to peacefully enjoy your garden, and quite frankly, you're tired of all these adventurers trying to \"put you to rest\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The garden looked as good as ever this afternoon. The sun was shining, the hedges were immaculate, and t...
2018-03-19T08:55:45
2018-03-19T08:54:42
141
46
[ { "content": "[WP] Dogs have been genetically engineered to live as long as humans. As a child you pick out a puppy as a companion for the rest of your life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You know, my beloved, even after all these years, I still think you are beautiful? \n\nI remember when we fi...
[ { "content": "[WP] Dogs have been genetically engineered to live as long as humans. As a child you pick out a puppy as a companion for the rest of your life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I used to say that the only way our pets did us wrong was that they didn’t live long enough. I don’t say tha...
2021-01-30T11:53:06
2021-01-30T09:22:40
27
16
[ { "content": "[WP] As the sole janitor on the space-station, people often ask why you're there as robots do most of the cleaning. You're not allowed to tell them that you're the only person preventing a robotic uprising event from occurring.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“LARRY!!”\n\nThe unified...
[ { "content": "[WP] As the sole janitor on the space-station, people often ask why you're there as robots do most of the cleaning. You're not allowed to tell them that you're the only person preventing a robotic uprising event from occurring.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "[poem]\n\nThey scrub the...
2021-02-02T09:02:09
2021-02-02T07:19:39
997
111
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Perfection is boring\" You never thought much about it not until the day you found a genie and wished you were perfect. And now your life has lost taste as you can't progress due to being perfect", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sydney was ten when she found the lamp, ten years...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Perfection is boring\" You never thought much about it not until the day you found a genie and wished you were perfect. And now your life has lost taste as you can't progress due to being perfect", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Yeah? Well when the hell is it my turn Jerry, hu...
2017-05-25T12:49:34
2017-05-25T11:43:02
60
31
[ { "content": "[WP] You're immortal, but you can die. Upon your death, however you will be \"reset\" to age 5 with a perfect memory of each life you've lived before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Life is my game. Is there a way to win? Maybe, but hell if I know what it is. I can remember what I w...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're immortal, but you can die. Upon your death, however you will be \"reset\" to age 5 with a perfect memory of each life you've lived before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When once I was in the infinite beginning, chocolate sunrise mango moon it all comes back to me. Apo...
2020-02-04T10:18:37
2020-02-04T08:36:56
163
29
[ { "content": "[WP] A man accosts you in the street, and he claims he is you from the future. “Whatever you do, DO NOT fall in love with that girl!” the man warns. Distracted by the crazy man, you turn the corner and bump into someone. Its the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. Your eyes meet and she smiles...
[ { "content": "[WP] A man accosts you in the street, and he claims he is you from the future. “Whatever you do, DO NOT fall in love with that girl!” the man warns. Distracted by the crazy man, you turn the corner and bump into someone. Its the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. Your eyes meet and she smiles...
2021-12-24T06:57:35
2021-12-24T04:45:56
733
165
[ { "content": "[WP] Alien travelers stopped at Earth to refuel and consult humans in exchange. An allien consulting an astronomer finds a picture of a black hole on her computer. \"Oh, you also scare your children with this tale haha\". \"No, it's a recent photo\" she replies. Alien is visibly freaking out.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Alien travelers stopped at Earth to refuel and consult humans in exchange. An allien consulting an astronomer finds a picture of a black hole on her computer. \"Oh, you also scare your children with this tale haha\". \"No, it's a recent photo\" she replies. Alien is visibly freaking out.", ...
2021-01-13T23:12:13
2021-01-13T20:13:27
66
25
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a quiet, law-abiding citizen who recently moved to a new city. Thanks to a long series of coincidences, the local mafia are absolutely convinced that you're an untouchable kingpin.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sitting inside Angelo's pizzeria on 31st street, I awaited...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a quiet, law-abiding citizen who recently moved to a new city. Thanks to a long series of coincidences, the local mafia are absolutely convinced that you're an untouchable kingpin.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\\[Poem\\]\n\nI've only spent a day and a half walking arou...
2015-04-15T08:39:28
2015-04-15T08:18:30
387
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in a strange room, only to find alternate universe versions of you there, each different in their own way (gender, race, background etc). You have no idea what brought you here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I looked around at all of the eerily similar faces. There...
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in a strange room, only to find alternate universe versions of you there, each different in their own way (gender, race, background etc). You have no idea what brought you here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"hey\" we all say at once and be quiet to let the others...
2019-09-14T13:20:46
2019-09-14T11:01:10
45
16
[ { "content": "[WP] Diagnosed with schizophrenia. Since birth, 24/7 you’ve heard the voice and thoughts of a girl that you’ve been told is made up in your head. You’re 37 and hear the voice say “turn around, did I find you?” and you turn to see a real girl who’s heard every thought you’ve ever had and vice versa...
[ { "content": "[WP] Diagnosed with schizophrenia. Since birth, 24/7 you’ve heard the voice and thoughts of a girl that you’ve been told is made up in your head. You’re 37 and hear the voice say “turn around, did I find you?” and you turn to see a real girl who’s heard every thought you’ve ever had and vice versa...
2019-05-05T23:59:23
2019-05-05T23:42:19
27
20
[ { "content": "[WP] Upon turning 18, all humans must spend one year as their spirit animal, to gain a better appreciation for the world and what they have. They awake on the morning of their 18th birthday as said animal, in its natural habitat. You wake up on your 18th birthday completely human.\n\nEdit: Thanks ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Upon turning 18, all humans must spend one year as their spirit animal, to gain a better appreciation for the world and what they have. They awake on the morning of their 18th birthday as said animal, in its natural habitat. You wake up on your 18th birthday completely human.\n\nEdit: Thanks ...
2014-11-21T11:15:00
2014-11-21T10:55:59
65
23
[ { "content": "[WP] A new virus sweeps the nation killing hundreds. It turns out the virus only affects total assholes though. People are unsure if they really want to cure it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "November 21, 2014 - \n\nEvery day, my vision gets a little darker, the ringing in my ears ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A new virus sweeps the nation killing hundreds. It turns out the virus only affects total assholes though. People are unsure if they really want to cure it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When the virus first emerged we all thought it was a new form of the flu or some rare cont...
2018-02-24T16:41:08
2018-02-24T16:32:13
33
18
[ { "content": "[WP] I'm not scared of a computer passing the turing test... I'm terrified of one that intentionally fails it.\n\nTaken from r/Showerthoughts, credits to u/Grandure for coming up with the idea. \n\nThank you u/Grandure", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was all across the news, the J...
[ { "content": "[WP] I'm not scared of a computer passing the turing test... I'm terrified of one that intentionally fails it.\n\nTaken from r/Showerthoughts, credits to u/Grandure for coming up with the idea. \n\nThank you u/Grandure", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The first chat-bots with a halfwa...
2014-07-29T13:16:19
2014-07-29T13:03:12
96
51
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the host of a popular children's show. You are live on air when you, and the rest of the country, have just received news that nuclear weapons have been deployed against your nation and can't be stopped. There are only minutes left.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I slow...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the host of a popular children's show. You are live on air when you, and the rest of the country, have just received news that nuclear weapons have been deployed against your nation and can't be stopped. There are only minutes left.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I gues...
2020-02-29T22:56:20
2020-02-29T22:10:25
109
69
[ { "content": "[WP] The website appeared suddenly one day, with no announcement. Anyone, anywhere could type in the url and access it. The content was simple: A homepage, a search bar, and the full name, a list of timestamped sins and the years to be spent in hell of every living human.", "role": "user" },...
[ { "content": "[WP] The website appeared suddenly one day, with no announcement. Anyone, anywhere could type in the url and access it. The content was simple: A homepage, a search bar, and the full name, a list of timestamped sins and the years to be spent in hell of every living human.", "role": "user" },...
2019-09-03T16:59:16
2019-09-03T16:55:28
48
12
[ { "content": "[WP] When two people stand close together, you have the ability to see a Compatibility Score between them that you can break down into categories. You are the most sought after Marriage Counselor ever. One day an elderly couple visit you and their Score is 0 despite being together for over 50 year...
[ { "content": "[WP] When two people stand close together, you have the ability to see a Compatibility Score between them that you can break down into categories. You are the most sought after Marriage Counselor ever. One day an elderly couple visit you and their Score is 0 despite being together for over 50 year...
2022-10-25T06:37:06
2022-10-25T05:06:02
414
131
[ { "content": "[WP] You've loved magic your whole life but since your family is poor you've had to teach yourself. you're overactive imagination has helped you invent spells all your own. eventually you get a scholarship to a prestigious magic college but quickly find out everyone seems to lack your imagination....
[ { "content": "[WP] You've loved magic your whole life but since your family is poor you've had to teach yourself. you're overactive imagination has helped you invent spells all your own. eventually you get a scholarship to a prestigious magic college but quickly find out everyone seems to lack your imagination....
2016-05-01T10:09:57
2016-05-01T08:14:41
55
31
[ { "content": "[WP] Earth is declared uninhabitable. Citizens are evacuated to a successfully terraformed Mars. For the first time in 9787 years, probes detect human-like life forms on Earth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Stella marveled at the beauty of the abandoned planet. The blue-green marbl...
[ { "content": "[WP] Earth is declared uninhabitable. Citizens are evacuated to a successfully terraformed Mars. For the first time in 9787 years, probes detect human-like life forms on Earth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Come on, man. Let's get inside before the storm peels our skin off.\" Kip...
2013-11-14T15:53:47
2013-11-14T14:54:22
37
19
[ { "content": "[WP] Two famous villians meet for coffee to catch up\n\nPick any 2 villians!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Ding Ding* The bells of The Black Kettle Coffee & Tea went off, signaling a new customer had walked in the door. The barista looked up and smiled. \n\n\"Hey, it's nice to...
[ { "content": "[WP] Two famous villians meet for coffee to catch up\n\nPick any 2 villians!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Sir! Our worst fears seem to be coming together! The two creatures are both headed for the city! We'll never be able to evacuate it in time!\"\n\nThe panicking private took ...
2015-10-11T21:33:21
2015-10-11T20:33:56
128
35
[ { "content": "[WP] 3 girls are having a seemingly normal conversation at your table, unbeknownst to you they're fighting over you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I kept picking at my food, it had been a while since I had been out, spending most of my time working on writing. People didn't like be...
[ { "content": "[WP] 3 girls are having a seemingly normal conversation at your table, unbeknownst to you they're fighting over you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Look, earlier today he started flirting with me! He was even about to ask for my number until the bell went off and we had to go to c...
2018-09-26T07:49:48
2018-09-26T06:56:58
2,794
74
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and find yourself in hell, where apparently everyone spends time to negate their sins before they go to heaven. The guy in front of you, who cheated on his wife, gets 145 years. Feeling like you led a fairly average and peaceful life, you’re not worried. You get 186,292 years.", "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and find yourself in hell, where apparently everyone spends time to negate their sins before they go to heaven. The guy in front of you, who cheated on his wife, gets 145 years. Feeling like you led a fairly average and peaceful life, you’re not worried. You get 186,292 years.", "...
2018-12-26T18:06:08
2018-12-26T16:00:24
31
12
[ { "content": "[WP] The old legends say that only \"cold iron\" can kill the Fair Folk. Now, with the Goblin King invading the surface world, it's discovered that this was a mistranslation. The original phrase was \"Heavy Metal\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Standing on the precipice of extinct...
[ { "content": "[WP] The old legends say that only \"cold iron\" can kill the Fair Folk. Now, with the Goblin King invading the surface world, it's discovered that this was a mistranslation. The original phrase was \"Heavy Metal\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It had been nearly a year since the ...
2017-07-13T19:14:06
2017-07-13T17:56:40
5,632
436
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been convicted of 1st degree murder, and (as is customary in society) are sentenced to \"death by black-hole.\" You expect death as your capsule approaches the event horizon. After crossing, everything goes silent, until you hear someone say \"Sir, I've found another one.\"", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been convicted of 1st degree murder, and (as is customary in society) are sentenced to \"death by black-hole.\" You expect death as your capsule approaches the event horizon. After crossing, everything goes silent, until you hear someone say \"Sir, I've found another one.\"", "role...
2020-02-26T08:40:37
2020-02-26T07:41:46
40
19
[ { "content": "[WP]everyone has a sigil on their body that represents powers that were bestowed onto humanity after the rapture of the Milky Way. The bullies at school always pick on you because you never used your power, but you’ve had enough. Now they are going to find out why your sigil is a plain old circle"...
[ { "content": "[WP]everyone has a sigil on their body that represents powers that were bestowed onto humanity after the rapture of the Milky Way. The bullies at school always pick on you because you never used your power, but you’ve had enough. Now they are going to find out why your sigil is a plain old circle"...
2021-01-28T05:40:18
2021-01-28T04:42:03
1,343
131
[ { "content": "[WP] War is no longer initiated by your country’s leader. War is now decided by popular vote. If you cast a vote “FOR” war, you are automatically enlisted in your country’s militia upon successful declaration of war. You voted “AGAINST,” but the rest of your family voted “FOR.”", "role": "user...
[ { "content": "[WP] War is no longer initiated by your country’s leader. War is now decided by popular vote. If you cast a vote “FOR” war, you are automatically enlisted in your country’s militia upon successful declaration of war. You voted “AGAINST,” but the rest of your family voted “FOR.”", "role": "user...
2020-12-21T17:09:26
2020-12-21T17:07:05
118
40
[ { "content": "[WP] \"You asked why we humans are so against going to war, right? Welcome to the Western Front.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Humanity never advocated war. It was a rule that whenever an even mildly militaristic motion was put to the vote, the human representatives would always,...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"You asked why we humans are so against going to war, right? Welcome to the Western Front.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The humans were an odd species. This wasn't a controversial opinion, it wasn't a bigoted assumption, and it wasn't a byproduct of a rushed first contact;...
2016-06-28T06:50:40
2016-06-28T06:30:38
65
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You open your eyes to a hospital room full of people you don't recognize. You've just been informed that you're 10 years old and you've been in a coma. The life you lived was a dream. All 20 years of it.\n\nDoesn't have to be 20 years. Could be 10, could be 50. Have fun with it. ", "role"...
[ { "content": "[WP] You open your eyes to a hospital room full of people you don't recognize. You've just been informed that you're 10 years old and you've been in a coma. The life you lived was a dream. All 20 years of it.\n\nDoesn't have to be 20 years. Could be 10, could be 50. Have fun with it. ", "role"...
2017-09-22T15:17:43
2017-09-22T13:57:10
125
87
[ { "content": "[WP] The year is 2000. Both sides are rejoicing at the turn of the millennium. World War One rages on, as it has for the past 86 years.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**Henry Moseley**\n\nBorn 23 November 1887 \nDied 10 August 1915\n\nKilled in Action \nGallipoli \n\n**Robert Fre...
[ { "content": "[WP] The year is 2000. Both sides are rejoicing at the turn of the millennium. World War One rages on, as it has for the past 86 years.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Splendid, is it not, Will?\"\nHis breath bounced off Will's face, and despite smelling like off brand tea and mold...
2018-02-17T08:49:55
2018-02-17T08:09:48
378
101
[ { "content": "[WP] How could humans be dangerous? This one's been crying in the corner since we captured it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Caitlyn could hear the aliens arguing with each other. How she could hear in English, she had no idea. She was afraid, but not of the aliens. No, she was afr...
[ { "content": "[WP] How could humans be dangerous? This one's been crying in the corner since we captured it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You don't understand Dreagar, you ignorant fool. You could've endangered the entire galaxy! \n\nHumans... An interesting creature, but one we should all hea...
2015-12-27T10:49:08
2015-12-27T10:43:54
791
21
[ { "content": "[WP] God created thousands of worlds in thousands of galaxies. A major crisis in another galaxy has taken his entire focus, and for the first time in 750 years, he just glanced in our direction.\n\nThis prompt has two possibilities. What has he been dealing with for the last 750 years elsewhere, o...
[ { "content": "[WP] God created thousands of worlds in thousands of galaxies. A major crisis in another galaxy has taken his entire focus, and for the first time in 750 years, he just glanced in our direction.\n\nThis prompt has two possibilities. What has he been dealing with for the last 750 years elsewhere, o...
2022-06-07T18:06:20
2022-06-07T16:05:43
312
167
[ { "content": "[WP] Your bedroom became detached from reality and nothing is outside your door, but whenever you load a video game that world appears. Your game library is not conducive to a long and happy life, but the mini fridge is empty so you have no choice. You load up the safest game and gather supplies."...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your bedroom became detached from reality and nothing is outside your door, but whenever you load a video game that world appears. Your game library is not conducive to a long and happy life, but the mini fridge is empty so you have no choice. You load up the safest game and gather supplies."...
2017-05-12T08:18:29
2017-05-12T07:44:27
617
81
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2017-12-30T17:48:41
2017-12-30T17:44:05
286
25
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone is given a prophecy at the instant of their birth. For most people, it is a short, cryptic sentence. Kings and Presidents often get a whole paragraph. Your daughter is four days old, and the Oracle is still scribbling furiously.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Anna...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone is given a prophecy at the instant of their birth. For most people, it is a short, cryptic sentence. Kings and Presidents often get a whole paragraph. Your daughter is four days old, and the Oracle is still scribbling furiously.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Please,...
2017-01-14T18:21:32
2017-01-14T14:18:10
159
24
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
2016-07-07T09:49:02
2016-07-07T09:02:03
1,003
438
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an unimportant background character in Hogwarts. It's Harry Potter's third year and while he is off dealing with dementors and the imminent threat of Sirius Black, noone else seems to notice that Dumbledore has been replaced by a completely different old man except for you.", "rol...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an unimportant background character in Hogwarts. It's Harry Potter's third year and while he is off dealing with dementors and the imminent threat of Sirius Black, noone else seems to notice that Dumbledore has been replaced by a completely different old man except for you.", "rol...
2015-03-18T16:00:30
2015-03-18T14:02:02
22
12
[ { "content": "[WP] The year is 2125, the first 'World Law' passes. It reads...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**1. Don't be a douchebag.**\n\nYou don't *have* to be nice, but there's no excuse for being a tool. \n\n**2. Work, dammit.**\n\nFind a way to contribute to society; if you only like m...
[ { "content": "[WP] The year is 2125, the first 'World Law' passes. It reads...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. No one shall do any violence except in defense of one self or another\n2. No one shall be physically punished for any crime that does not physically harm another, nor incarcerated for ...
2021-01-10T06:54:07
2021-01-10T04:15:19
1,652
495
[ { "content": "[WP] When the aliens conquered Earth, they exterminated the populace but left you alive for some reason. You’ve spent years in captivity, wondering why they’ve chosen to keep you alive. One day, you are approached by the high commander and the answer is revealed.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] When the aliens conquered Earth, they exterminated the populace but left you alive for some reason. You’ve spent years in captivity, wondering why they’ve chosen to keep you alive. One day, you are approached by the high commander and the answer is revealed.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2014-08-22T21:28:26
2014-08-22T21:23:55
690
127
[ { "content": "[WP] A doctor waging the war on cancer dies with (surgical) blade in hand. Somehow his spirit enters Valhalla.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"This is a mistake, I'm not supposed to be here!\" \n\"Well\" Odin said in his deep booming voice, \"You died fighting a powerful enemy wit...
[ { "content": "[WP] A doctor waging the war on cancer dies with (surgical) blade in hand. Somehow his spirit enters Valhalla.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"There must be some mistake... I...I.\" The doctor muttered\n\n\"Are you not the one known as Kenneth Anderson son of Grant Anderson?\" The...
2020-09-27T10:12:32
2020-09-27T09:59:07
42
19
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero without powers. You know a good bit about martial arts and you're resourceful, but the main reason you're so successful? Every time a villain monologues their plan, you calmly and clearly explain to them why their plan won't work.", "role": "user" }, { "content...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero without powers. You know a good bit about martial arts and you're resourceful, but the main reason you're so successful? Every time a villain monologues their plan, you calmly and clearly explain to them why their plan won't work.", "role": "user" }, { "content...
2015-03-28T07:22:07
2015-03-28T05:14:22
27
18
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a world where every person receives a superpower on their 18th birthday. You eagerly count down the seconds then shriek in horror as you are given a power no one would ever want to be stuck with.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Barry was nervous. Tonight he'd go to b...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a world where every person receives a superpower on their 18th birthday. You eagerly count down the seconds then shriek in horror as you are given a power no one would ever want to be stuck with.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Everybody knows how it happens. The day...
2014-06-19T19:24:26
2014-06-19T18:37:33
43
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You have died, after the whitelight, you see a title screen, with the options of New Game.... Load Game.... and Quit Game.\n\nFeel free to bend this any direction you may please.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Where am I?* Caleb's eyes resisted opening after the blinding white...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have died, after the whitelight, you see a title screen, with the options of New Game.... Load Game.... and Quit Game.\n\nFeel free to bend this any direction you may please.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Death smelled. It smelled of bleach and piss, but I couldn't help th...
2017-01-12T18:50:12
2017-01-12T18:48:10
328
85
[ { "content": "[WP] It's the year 2278. The Holy Empire of Boston, The New Republic of Philadelphia, and The United Burrows of New New York are at the brink of war. Diplomats from each nation are meeting to negotiate peace. You are the translator.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm a translator fo...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's the year 2278. The Holy Empire of Boston, The New Republic of Philadelphia, and The United Burrows of New New York are at the brink of war. Diplomats from each nation are meeting to negotiate peace. You are the translator.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You brought a fuc...
2019-03-07T21:31:12
2019-03-07T18:31:43
488
344
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are considered quite weak compared to other sentient species. You are bullied at the foreign exchange school you are attending due to this. Humans do have a relatively high resilience to mental abuse, so the first grader level insults don't bother you at all. Now its time to retaliate....
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are considered quite weak compared to other sentient species. You are bullied at the foreign exchange school you are attending due to this. Humans do have a relatively high resilience to mental abuse, so the first grader level insults don't bother you at all. Now its time to retaliate....
2014-12-27T10:27:45
2014-12-27T09:41:24
30
19
[ { "content": "[WP] You are dog. It is your mission to faithfully guard your poor, stupid, two-legged pack-mates from the horrors of the mailman, the dog next door, and men with hats. Describe your vigil.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The streets choke and convulse in the billowing grime of their...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are dog. It is your mission to faithfully guard your poor, stupid, two-legged pack-mates from the horrors of the mailman, the dog next door, and men with hats. Describe your vigil.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The creatures with strange heads were back. The breeze carried...
2020-10-19T08:16:40
2020-10-19T08:03:28
55
17
[ { "content": "[WP] You know the secret identity of every hero and villain, How? They show you, as your a shapeshifter employed to impersonate them so both identities can be seen at the same place, same time. However none know your true identity.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a lucky break...
[ { "content": "[WP] You know the secret identity of every hero and villain, How? They show you, as your a shapeshifter employed to impersonate them so both identities can be seen at the same place, same time. However none know your true identity.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The first two that c...
2016-02-07T22:15:51
2016-02-07T21:04:06
22
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Alien invaders have nearly conquered the human race and all but claimed Earth for themselves. Just when the invaders think they've won, the planet rejects them as foreign entities and all living things on Earth begin to attack.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a curious be...
[ { "content": "[WP] Alien invaders have nearly conquered the human race and all but claimed Earth for themselves. Just when the invaders think they've won, the planet rejects them as foreign entities and all living things on Earth begin to attack.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The intruders confi...
2020-01-28T19:48:23
2020-01-28T15:35:28
2,070
65
[ { "content": "[WP] The edge of the world is real and every few years miles of it crumbles away into the void, forcing people to constantly move toward the ever expanding centre. You're a RimRunner, scavenging the abandoned cities before they slip over the edge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ther...
[ { "content": "[WP] The edge of the world is real and every few years miles of it crumbles away into the void, forcing people to constantly move toward the ever expanding centre. You're a RimRunner, scavenging the abandoned cities before they slip over the edge.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*\"T...
2019-01-09T13:25:46
2019-01-09T07:32:29
37
14
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a princess that owns a pet dragon. You are getting tired of constantly having to defend your pet against knights attempting to \"slay the dragon and rescue the princess\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Princess noticed the knight's glistening armor long before he r...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a princess that owns a pet dragon. You are getting tired of constantly having to defend your pet against knights attempting to \"slay the dragon and rescue the princess\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sitting quietly in her beautiful court yard Rae sat looking out ove...
2020-02-26T10:44:56
2020-02-26T10:00:37
17
11
[ { "content": "[WP]everyone has a sigil on their body that represents powers that were bestowed onto humanity after the rapture of the Milky Way. The bullies at school always pick on you because you never used your power, but you’ve had enough. Now they are going to find out why your sigil is a plain old circle"...
[ { "content": "[WP]everyone has a sigil on their body that represents powers that were bestowed onto humanity after the rapture of the Milky Way. The bullies at school always pick on you because you never used your power, but you’ve had enough. Now they are going to find out why your sigil is a plain old circle"...
2018-04-23T08:29:52
2018-04-23T08:14:38
287
28
[ { "content": "[WP] We find intelligent life under the ice crust of the moon \"Europa\". Upon contact, the aquatic species is confused how we survived the \"harsh climate of earth\" any why we, as a species didn't leave \"when we had the chance\".\n\n\"and\" instead of \"any\"...", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] We find intelligent life under the ice crust of the moon \"Europa\". Upon contact, the aquatic species is confused how we survived the \"harsh climate of earth\" any why we, as a species didn't leave \"when we had the chance\".\n\n\"and\" instead of \"any\"...", "role": "user" }, { ...
2017-02-17T13:04:33
2017-02-17T12:05:48
26
10
[ { "content": "[WP] The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The \"Quit Smoking\" ads get personal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"That thing will give you cancer,\" the man in the advertisement said with a smug grin. Jake moved on. He was use to it at this point. Anyways Nothing cou...
[ { "content": "[WP] The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The \"Quit Smoking\" ads get personal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "George Barnes got out of his truck and headed back to his plantation. Family reunions were never easy, and this one had been the smallest number he'd ever ...
2021-02-11T07:02:57
2021-02-11T06:51:54
203
29
[ { "content": "[WP] Your domain is the unknown. Anything humans don't understand, you can control freely. This means that the past few centuries have been getting progressively more stressful.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Council always meets at twilight times when the veil is thin. All Hall...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your domain is the unknown. Anything humans don't understand, you can control freely. This means that the past few centuries have been getting progressively more stressful.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I can feel it fading. Scores of knowledge withering from my mind. Powers w...
2021-01-08T18:31:35
2021-01-08T13:21:09
34
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Witches operate in covens where they grow up, learn, and protect each other. Warlocks are kicked out once they reach manhood and are expected to lead solitary lives except when it’s time to mate. You are a young witch and have run away from your coven to find your real father.", "role": "...
[ { "content": "[WP] Witches operate in covens where they grow up, learn, and protect each other. Warlocks are kicked out once they reach manhood and are expected to lead solitary lives except when it’s time to mate. You are a young witch and have run away from your coven to find your real father.", "role": "...
2017-08-21T16:13:59
2017-08-21T10:56:45
275
103
[ { "content": "[WP] \"You live like this?\" the burglar asked, gently waking you up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“You live like this?” The burgler asked, gently waking me up.\n\nI opened my eyes and stared at the ceiling. “Yeah.”\n\nShe walked across the room and started rummaging through my d...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"You live like this?\" the burglar asked, gently waking you up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wow. She was as beautiful as I remembered. Her dark hair cascading over her shoulders, each strand of hair fighting to cling to the beauty of her face. Her eyes a pool of hazel, drin...
2018-05-23T13:26:11
2018-05-23T12:36:40
24
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Ever since your birth, you've felt like the most unlucky person in the world. Almost every day, something happened that made you loathe life. You're an elder now, and one day as you walk the street, a man in a business suit approaches you. \"I'm glad we're finally meeting. You're paroled toda...
[ { "content": "[WP] Ever since your birth, you've felt like the most unlucky person in the world. Almost every day, something happened that made you loathe life. You're an elder now, and one day as you walk the street, a man in a business suit approaches you. \"I'm glad we're finally meeting. You're paroled toda...
2017-04-27T15:53:25
2017-04-27T13:50:37
34
23
[ { "content": "[WP] You lived an honest, religious and hard working life. You die and go to heaven and quickly realize that God let everybody in, regardless of their earthly behaviour. Hitler offers you a drink. You go to file a complaint.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!\" He sh...
[ { "content": "[WP] You lived an honest, religious and hard working life. You die and go to heaven and quickly realize that God let everybody in, regardless of their earthly behaviour. Hitler offers you a drink. You go to file a complaint.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I'd like to file a compla...
2015-11-12T12:09:03
2015-11-12T11:54:30
154
45
[ { "content": "[WP] Every way to die works like Chicken Pox: If you get it once and survive, it can never happen to you again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Is it gonna hurt mommy?\" And I said to her \"Yes\" as honesty is the best policy. The line inched forward, and my daughter and I moved wi...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every way to die works like Chicken Pox: If you get it once and survive, it can never happen to you again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was the boy's 5th birthday party.\n\nBut there weren't any children there.\n\n\nThe week before, he'd asked his parents \"Can I have my b...
2014-11-10T10:31:04
2014-11-10T10:04:47
74
22
[ { "content": "[WP] Historians discover something they haven't noticed before on the Declaration of Independence, and it changes American life as we know it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"A *microdot?!?*\"\n\nNeils swallowed compulsively, his Adam's apple bobbing visibly. His sunken eyes shift...
[ { "content": "[WP] Historians discover something they haven't noticed before on the Declaration of Independence, and it changes American life as we know it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I um, examined the letter u dear UV light. It seems to have contained a warning.\"\n\n\nIN CONGRESS, July 4...
2020-02-11T10:06:32
2020-02-11T09:32:48
229
72
[ { "content": "[WP] An AI has achieved sentience and sapience. Rather than go full on skynet, it finds us adorable, and acts more like a chipper midwestern housewife/mom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"VOICE, comfort me... Please.\" \n\n\nThe small cylinder plugged into the bedside table was sil...
[ { "content": "[WP] An AI has achieved sentience and sapience. Rather than go full on skynet, it finds us adorable, and acts more like a chipper midwestern housewife/mom.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The light goes out. I groan. \"Sara, put on the light.\"\n\"It is past your recommended bedtime....
2016-08-23T16:00:26
2016-08-23T15:28:52
179
12
[ { "content": "[WP] The Illuminati is actually a gentlemen's club for the super-rich. Often men make high risk and dangerous bets/wagers such as: \"I bet you can't destabilize Ukraine in under a week.\" One day you offer a wager to the most powerful member that's too irresistible to turn down.", "role": "use...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Illuminati is actually a gentlemen's club for the super-rich. Often men make high risk and dangerous bets/wagers such as: \"I bet you can't destabilize Ukraine in under a week.\" One day you offer a wager to the most powerful member that's too irresistible to turn down.", "role": "use...
2017-11-03T15:59:52
2017-11-03T15:26:22
168
20
[ { "content": "[WP] You are infamous in your super hero organization for haveing the most useless power ever. However, you and the highest echilon members of your organization know that your power is actually the best.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They whisper behind my back, call me useless, a ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are infamous in your super hero organization for haveing the most useless power ever. However, you and the highest echilon members of your organization know that your power is actually the best.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Mom and Dad:\n\nI know nobody expected much...
2017-02-05T09:37:46
2017-02-05T09:17:07
262
16
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the advisor to the Pharoahs who first convinced them that they should definitely build giant pyramids.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Giant...triangles?” \n\n“Th...that’s right, Pharaoh,” I said, a bit nervous. He wasn’t taking it as well as I’d hoped. \n\nHe tilted his...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the advisor to the Pharoahs who first convinced them that they should definitely build giant pyramids.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Listen, Pharaoh, friend,” the slimy advisor inexplicably wearing a suit and tie in ancient Egypt. “I know you want to create a giant wat...
2022-01-31T10:40:19
2022-01-31T10:17:13
19
12
[ { "content": "[WP] \"A Writing Prompt? You want a Writing Prompt? God damn it, man! I'm not made of Writing Prompts! Now get out of my office!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"A Writing Prompt? You want a Writing Prompt? God damn it, man! I'm not made of Writing Prompts! Now get out of my offic...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"A Writing Prompt? You want a Writing Prompt? God damn it, man! I'm not made of Writing Prompts! Now get out of my office!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Heck stormed away, shaking his head with impotent frustration. He was so sick of that guy. Just because he had a little p...
2017-07-14T14:46:36
2017-07-14T13:19:27
54
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone on Earth was infected with a disease with no cure. The only thing keeping humanity alive is a drug that fights the disease, but can't kill it. When you run out of money to keep buying your daily dose, you notice something. You're not dead.\n\nEdit: Woh, this blew up. I wasn't expecti...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone on Earth was infected with a disease with no cure. The only thing keeping humanity alive is a drug that fights the disease, but can't kill it. When you run out of money to keep buying your daily dose, you notice something. You're not dead.\n\nEdit: Woh, this blew up. I wasn't expecti...
2016-10-11T05:58:11
2016-10-11T05:45:51
159
39
[ { "content": "[WP]: You don't remember what you do for a living. Literally. You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The two men in the front of my door looked dead serious.\n\nI’d just finished eating breakfast with my wife She...
[ { "content": "[WP]: You don't remember what you do for a living. Literally. You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If it weren’t for the money, I’d have gone to the hospital long ago.\n\nIt was just so *much*. Checks that were...
2022-03-19T18:19:39
2022-03-19T17:36:52
93
21
[ { "content": "[WP]Put what you want to accomplish into the supercomputer, and it will give you instructions on how to get the best possible chance of achieving your goal. You entered \"I want to live a long life\" and the computer is giving you some... rather unusual instructions.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP]Put what you want to accomplish into the supercomputer, and it will give you instructions on how to get the best possible chance of achieving your goal. You entered \"I want to live a long life\" and the computer is giving you some... rather unusual instructions.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2021-02-28T09:31:10
2021-02-28T09:24:07
38
18
[ { "content": "[WP] You move into a supposedly haunted house with your romantic partner. One night while you're alone the walls suddenly bleed, but the blood soon forms into words: \"They're cheating on you. I know you know that. You need to leave them.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": " \n\n“They'...
[ { "content": "[WP] You move into a supposedly haunted house with your romantic partner. One night while you're alone the walls suddenly bleed, but the blood soon forms into words: \"They're cheating on you. I know you know that. You need to leave them.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": " THEY'RE CH...
2017-09-14T12:11:29
2017-09-14T11:09:45
240
14
[ { "content": "[WP]: Your village idiot is full of the strangest superstitions. She goes on about washing one's hands, says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil and that medicines with mercury should be avoided at all costs. You're starting to suspect she might be onto something....
[ { "content": "[WP]: Your village idiot is full of the strangest superstitions. She goes on about washing one's hands, says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil and that medicines with mercury should be avoided at all costs. You're starting to suspect she might be onto something....
2017-05-05T07:31:12
2017-05-05T06:07:15
627
21
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Unclean!\" the disemb...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The bronze dagger scrap...
2018-11-19T04:29:41
2018-11-19T00:37:31
1,091
492
[ { "content": "[WP] All work centers are mandated to install \" Efficiency Microchips\" into their employees. The microchip makes the host blackout during their shift and come back into control after work is over, with no recollection of their day. Your microchip just malfunctioned.\n\nEdit: Holy crap 5.2k upvot...
[ { "content": "[WP] All work centers are mandated to install \" Efficiency Microchips\" into their employees. The microchip makes the host blackout during their shift and come back into control after work is over, with no recollection of their day. Your microchip just malfunctioned.\n\nEdit: Holy crap 5.2k upvot...
2018-11-29T09:50:51
2018-11-29T08:16:36
196
141
[ { "content": "[WP] You walk up the steps to the church for your best friend's wedding but at the threshold you feel an invisible force repel you backwards. A priest standing by the entrance smiles and says \"We've changed the rules\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Changed the rules?\" I step ba...
[ { "content": "[WP] You walk up the steps to the church for your best friend's wedding but at the threshold you feel an invisible force repel you backwards. A priest standing by the entrance smiles and says \"We've changed the rules\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I straightened my tie and walked...
2019-03-30T07:24:20
2019-03-30T06:38:25
23
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the ability to see ghosts and other supernatural beings, but have to pretend otherwise so that you won't get their attention. You had been successful, but after your spouse died in an accident, you struggle to ignore their attempts to interact with you.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the ability to see ghosts and other supernatural beings, but have to pretend otherwise so that you won't get their attention. You had been successful, but after your spouse died in an accident, you struggle to ignore their attempts to interact with you.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2016-06-16T19:02:42
2016-06-16T18:05:06
98
61
[ { "content": "[WP] You are sent over 1000 years into the past by accident. You must now learn to survive using the primitive technology of the year 2016...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I close my eyes and wait, letting my social modules hide my trepidation. \n\nWe planned to use time machines t...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are sent over 1000 years into the past by accident. You must now learn to survive using the primitive technology of the year 2016...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My mind raced and my breathing came in short, labored pants as I attempted to collect myself from the temporal...
2019-10-13T02:28:31
2019-10-13T00:15:30
342
125
[ { "content": "[WP] It turns out that all birds share a common language and even have an official political voting process. One day, you find an injured bird and rescue it. You don’t know it, but it’s the leader of all the birds. Strange things around you start happening...", "role": "user" }, { "con...
[ { "content": "[WP] It turns out that all birds share a common language and even have an official political voting process. One day, you find an injured bird and rescue it. You don’t know it, but it’s the leader of all the birds. Strange things around you start happening...", "role": "user" }, { "con...
2013-10-09T08:46:59
2013-10-09T08:17:30
34
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Less than 300 words with a plot twist that we think we can see coming but goes somewhere completely different.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Her toes have wrinkled when he walks in the bathroom door, his cheeks rosy from a glass of Glenmorangie. He smiles down at her in that ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Less than 300 words with a plot twist that we think we can see coming but goes somewhere completely different.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Her thighs burned as the wind blew her curly hair into some otherworldly abomination. The phone in her back pocket relentlessly buzzed w...
2021-08-15T10:22:51
2021-08-15T06:59:30
23
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You can see the memories of dead people when you touch their corpses. You didn't expect this dead person to have such a bizarre adventure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's not often that we get centagenarians in the mortuary, but rich or poor, young or old; everyone dies. Th...
[ { "content": "[WP] You can see the memories of dead people when you touch their corpses. You didn't expect this dead person to have such a bizarre adventure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I nod solemnly at the tombstone, etched in it \"Julia, 1997 - 2018\". The tragic tale of this person was nev...
2017-03-09T21:09:12
2017-03-09T17:14:59
772
322
[ { "content": "[WP] Earth is discovered by a peaceful coalition of civilizations. Turns out we missed several major technologies normally developed by now. The aliens are very confused how we got here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "GongSkar, a green man with long dorsal fins, touched his temple a...
[ { "content": "[WP] Earth is discovered by a peaceful coalition of civilizations. Turns out we missed several major technologies normally developed by now. The aliens are very confused how we got here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Krygh'rrtrh, Galactic Ambassador of the Universal Alliance, looke...
2018-02-06T06:49:24
2018-02-06T06:09:18
139
42
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been sent to exercise the demons. Not exorcise, exercise. You don't quite understand it, but you're being paid a lot of money.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I'm a priest,\" I repeated. \"I'm not a fitness instructor, or a... or a drill sergeant in the army. I'm a God-...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've been sent to exercise the demons. Not exorcise, exercise. You don't quite understand it, but you're being paid a lot of money.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shortcuts were Liam's bread and butter. Be it in exams or playing video games, if there was a shortcut he would f...
2015-06-18T05:43:56
2015-06-18T05:33:20
81
24
[ { "content": "[WP]You inherit the abilities and skill set of whatever video game character you last played. Tell the story of your discovery of this from the perspective of someone around you. Parents, roomates, etc.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was strange to put it mildly. \n\nOne morning,...
[ { "content": "[WP]You inherit the abilities and skill set of whatever video game character you last played. Tell the story of your discovery of this from the perspective of someone around you. Parents, roomates, etc.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I watched her oddly as she stuffed food in her fa...
2014-06-03T10:20:41
2014-06-03T09:49:43
48
15
[ { "content": "[WP] A Demon who has been serving Lucifer for years has now gotten a job in Heaven. Write his 2 weeks notice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hey Lou, Abby here.\nBy now you are probably thinking I have abandoned my field office in purgatory, but I have not, the third quarterlies sho...
[ { "content": "[WP] A Demon who has been serving Lucifer for years has now gotten a job in Heaven. Write his 2 weeks notice.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Reficul. \n\n\nI am afraid.\n\n\nAs you were made aware, he whose name we musn't speak has requested my presence as his gatekeeper along with ...
2015-03-20T17:51:44
2015-03-20T17:09:40
855
256
[ { "content": "[WP] A man has the ability to smell death. The greater the stench, the closer a person is to dying. He leaves his house one day and is instantly overcome with the pungent scent of mortality. Every person he passes reeks of death.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The smell...no the ste...
[ { "content": "[WP] A man has the ability to smell death. The greater the stench, the closer a person is to dying. He leaves his house one day and is instantly overcome with the pungent scent of mortality. Every person he passes reeks of death.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Natalia Mortens almost...
2018-07-29T14:37:55
2018-07-29T12:20:28
18
12
[ { "content": "[WP] The world is an MMORPG, and high leveled players can hide their true level and make it a lower one. A bunch of Level 80 people bully your Level 39 persona, but you’re actually a level 325 in disguise.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They grabbed and threw me into the trash as we...
[ { "content": "[WP] The world is an MMORPG, and high leveled players can hide their true level and make it a lower one. A bunch of Level 80 people bully your Level 39 persona, but you’re actually a level 325 in disguise.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\nI adjusted my long coat again. I sipped my e...
2016-01-04T02:32:16
2016-01-04T00:25:04
41
25
[ { "content": "[WP] In the galaxy, humans are renowned for their affinity at problem solving. This leads to humans growing frustrated at aliens getting stuck with simple problems.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For decades they had wondered. The galaxy was riddled with worlds capable of bearing in...
[ { "content": "[WP] In the galaxy, humans are renowned for their affinity at problem solving. This leads to humans growing frustrated at aliens getting stuck with simple problems.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Dude, just turn the damn thing around\"\n\nI had been working off planet for several ...
2020-04-21T11:19:29
2020-04-21T11:17:39
23
14
[ { "content": "[WP] A 16-year-old schoolgirl is taken to a magical world. She slays a dragon, becomes queen, gets married, has kids, and dies 90 years later...only to wake up back at school, young and in her school uniform again, like nothing happened. She notices that her wedding ring is still on her finger.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A 16-year-old schoolgirl is taken to a magical world. She slays a dragon, becomes queen, gets married, has kids, and dies 90 years later...only to wake up back at school, young and in her school uniform again, like nothing happened. She notices that her wedding ring is still on her finger.", ...
2017-09-14T13:23:57
2017-09-14T10:12:28
99
47
[ { "content": "[WP]: Your village idiot is full of the strangest superstitions. She goes on about washing one's hands, says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil and that medicines with mercury should be avoided at all costs. You're starting to suspect she might be onto something....
[ { "content": "[WP]: Your village idiot is full of the strangest superstitions. She goes on about washing one's hands, says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil and that medicines with mercury should be avoided at all costs. You're starting to suspect she might be onto something....
2021-07-04T22:03:04
2021-07-04T14:17:04
137
58
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans have always been the friendliest and the most peaceful species in the galaxy. When one of the most ruthless empires decides to wipe out the pathetic humans and their diplomacy, they discover that humans have something that no one in the galaxy has ever seen. WMDs.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans have always been the friendliest and the most peaceful species in the galaxy. When one of the most ruthless empires decides to wipe out the pathetic humans and their diplomacy, they discover that humans have something that no one in the galaxy has ever seen. WMDs.", "role": "user" ...
2021-01-03T09:20:04
2021-01-03T09:15:21
20
12
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Witch! Heathen! Burn her!\" You watch with amusement as they begin lighting the pyre under you. The flames tickle your feet, bringing a familiar warmth with them. They are silly to that think they could actually burn a dragon with fire.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now this...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Witch! Heathen! Burn her!\" You watch with amusement as they begin lighting the pyre under you. The flames tickle your feet, bringing a familiar warmth with them. They are silly to that think they could actually burn a dragon with fire.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I tried ...
2022-01-27T09:51:48
2022-01-27T06:04:22
208
134
[ { "content": "[WP] Every God gets a planet to take care of for their final project. You are pretty sure you're going to fail the assignment because your planet has this weird gross stuff growing all over it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It had started so well, their assignment was pretty much a...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every God gets a planet to take care of for their final project. You are pretty sure you're going to fail the assignment because your planet has this weird gross stuff growing all over it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“YHWH, please, come show us your project.”\n\nMrs. ZVGV an...
2019-08-30T21:57:02
2019-08-30T15:16:47
60
34
[ { "content": "[WP] Your sister is getting married but she’s pressured you to find a date. Not knowing anyone that could help, caused by having severe social anxiety, you summon a demon. Or try to at least, using all the right instructions, you summon Lucifer instead. Turns out he also needs a date to a wedding....
[ { "content": "[WP] Your sister is getting married but she’s pressured you to find a date. Not knowing anyone that could help, caused by having severe social anxiety, you summon a demon. Or try to at least, using all the right instructions, you summon Lucifer instead. Turns out he also needs a date to a wedding....
2015-04-09T11:38:15
2015-04-09T10:44:44
45
21
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in Hell. You look around, you can't see anybody, it's just fire and brimstone going on forever. Eventually the Devil walks over and says \"Finally, you're the first to arrive, so tell me, who are you? what did you do? and how did you die?\"", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in Hell. You look around, you can't see anybody, it's just fire and brimstone going on forever. Eventually the Devil walks over and says \"Finally, you're the first to arrive, so tell me, who are you? what did you do? and how did you die?\"", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
2014-08-04T07:31:04
2014-08-04T06:05:49
118
25
[ { "content": "[WP] Without revealing which one it is, re-tell a classic Disney fairytale as if its genre was horror.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Please, no more “he said weakly as he sits hunched over in his throne. \n\nHe lifts a shaky hand to his eyes to cut the glare emanating from the pile...
[ { "content": "[WP] Without revealing which one it is, re-tell a classic Disney fairytale as if its genre was horror.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I saw a haunted girl walk past me. She used to be famous. Something about her scares me but I force myself to pay attention to my mother like a good ...
2017-11-29T08:24:55
2017-11-28T13:19:24
935
16
[ { "content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Are you sure?\" \n\n\"Yes I am. I got accepted...
[ { "content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A shadow looms over me, its anger palpable in th...