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"content": "[WP]: Your village idiot is full of the strangest superstitions. She goes on about washing one's hands, says you get worms in your intestines from standing barefoot on night soil and that medicines with mercury should be avoided at all costs. You're starting to suspect she might be onto something.... | [
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2019-02-16T21:39:08 | 2019-02-16T17:25:18 | 48 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP]They're not the best dark cultists- they mumble through chants, dislocate their fingers during secret handshakes, and even nap during meditation- but they're the first people to worship you in centuries and you're determined to make them better.",
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"content": "[WP] \"And that, class,\" concluded the professor, \"is why humanity is the most peaceful, reasonable, cooperative, and overall docile species in all the universe. Any questions?\" You, the only human in the classroom, raise your hand.",
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"content": "[WP] \"And that, class,\" concluded the professor, \"is why humanity is the most peaceful, reasonable, cooperative, and overall docile species in all the universe. Any questions?\" You, the only human in the classroom, raise your hand.",
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"content": "[WP] You have just died. The Good News is that there is an afterlife. The Bad News is that it isn't Heaven. Or Hell. Or Purgatory. And you aren't a Ghost. In fact, the afterlife is something that no sane human being would ever predict, and has most likely never been written down.\n\nGo balls to th... | [
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"content": "[WP] A man gains the amount of people in the world as money on his account. But when he spends that money, people die.",
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"content": "“Change?” His eyes are sunken deep in their sockets, glittering inside of a gaunt and wrinkled face. The woman sneers, offended and d... | [
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"content": "[WP] A man gains the amount of people in the world as money on his account. But when he spends that money, people die.",
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"content": "First try at a writing prompt. Critiques are appreciated.\n\n\n\"There's actually an account already in your name, Mr. Jendayi.\" The... |
2017-02-01T09:21:57 | 2017-02-01T09:08:33 | 224 | 29 | [
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"content": "[WP] Due to a loophole in the system, people can escape hell and get to heaven after death. You go to hell and all you see is Satan, just sitting there playing the harmonica. Everyone left him and now he's all alone.",
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"content": "[WP] Your military experiment accidentally tears a portal open to Hell. However, instead of the demon hordes pouring through, you discover that they are frantically trying to close the portal from their side.",
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"content": "[WP] Your military experiment accidentally tears a portal open to Hell. However, instead of the demon hordes pouring through, you discover that they are frantically trying to close the portal from their side.",
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"content": "“General, the portal is opening sir, but ou... |
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"content": "[WP] The eldritch god stood before the girl, in almost human form. \"Your parents sold you to be my bride. I accepted, knowing that if I don't they will just try another deity, but I will not force this on you. Have this credit card and live as you wish. If you want something else instead, just as... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Just go talk to her.\"",
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"content": "“Just go talk to her.”\n\n\nRobert said nothing, just cradled the half consumed coffee in a white ceramic cup in his hand. This would be the third saturday in a row, and the ninth overall, where he continued to say nothin... | [
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"content": "Tally had dreams, and wasn't afraid to let the school know about them. On the front of the notebooks, she had doodled an enormous green serpent with an amber eye, eating its own tail. It guarded her English homework: dense... |
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"content": "[WP]\"I told you it's an artifact of incredible might and power and THAT'S where you decide to hide it?!\"",
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"content": "It took Benjamin a couple of tries before he could frame a coherent sentence. \n\n\r \n“I told you it was an artifact of incredible might and po... | [
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"content": "[WP]\"I told you it's an artifact of incredible might and power and THAT'S where you decide to hide it?!\"",
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"content": "I yelled “LOOK THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PUTTING IT IN MY LOCKER, DO YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I KEEP IT AT HOME.” \n\nHe yelled back “YOUR ... |
2019-01-24T12:24:39 | 2019-01-24T11:33:09 | 61 | 37 | [
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"content": "[WP] You meet God before reincarnation and you discover that there is a prestige system going on. In your previous incarnations you chose to improve weirdly specific stats.",
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"content": "\"Well that explains the dick.\"\n\"IT DOES EXPLAIN THE DICK,\" the booming voi... |
2017-03-19T08:23:20 | 2017-03-19T08:02:51 | 100 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] After North Korea declares that they will start a nuclear war if a single bullet is fired The Us military goes medieval",
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"content": "The president of the United States grasped a stark black phone in his hands. Surrounded by generals and military experts, he sl... | [
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"content": "[WP] After North Korea declares that they will start a nuclear war if a single bullet is fired The Us military goes medieval",
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"content": "\"The first casualty of war is always the truth.\"\n\nFew people remember how the war really started. Most say it was the North... |
2018-06-30T10:32:33 | 2018-06-30T08:02:27 | 165 | 89 | [
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"content": "[WP] You have lived the same day over and over for 30 years whilst in another town. You complete whatever the goal is and finally the day stops repeating. You go home but because it's been 30 years, you don't remember things you should. You struggle to cope with not knowing what's going to happen.... | [
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2017-11-05T23:09:04 | 2017-11-05T22:17:00 | 29 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.",
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"content": "[WP] Harry, Ron and Hermione aren't actually wizards or in the wizarding world. They are high on drugs and hallucinating throughout their journeys. The cops are Dementors and Dumbledore is a crazy old homeless man.",
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"content": "[WP] Your father died when you were a child. Before he passed, he wrote you letters, one for each birthday, until your eighteen. Over the years they’ve become more and more eerily specific - addressing things he couldn’t have known would occur.",
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"content": "[WP] You were warned that your newest crew member, a \"Human\", had vastly different biology from all other known races. This mad made very clear when they drank all of the galaxy's strongest known poison, saying that they \"needed a drink of water.\"",
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2018-02-12T14:08:57 | 2018-02-12T11:59:38 | 151 | 108 | [
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"content": "[WP] A parallel universe, in which Pay to win is the norm and gamers complain about these new \"skill to win \"games from the publisher Artificial Entertainment\n\nA parallel universe, in which Pay to win is the norm and gamers complain about these new \"skill to win \"games from the publisher **A... | [
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"content": "[WP] A field surgeon in a fantasy world has performed life saving surgery on many an orc war band before, unwittingly becoming blood brothers with most of his patients. In his darkest days, his extended family comes to offer their hands.",
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"content": "[WP] A woman falls in love with Death and commits murder countless times just to catch a glimpse of him.",
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"content": "\"Hey there, tall dark and handsome!\"\n\nHer lips were blood red, and pursed in her most seductive smile. Her dress was black, with white skulls i... | [
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"content": "[WP] A woman falls in love with Death and commits murder countless times just to catch a glimpse of him.",
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"content": "Her heart raced as she waited, her breath warm against the wardrobe door she was pressed behind. Time stood almost still as each footstep echoed fr... |
2018-12-24T10:45:45 | 2018-12-24T10:15:15 | 79 | 27 | [
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"content": "[WP] A global arms race gets out of control and every country's only option for survival is walling themselves off with impenetrable defensive technology. Millions of years pass before a catastrophic event brings down all the walls, revealing how humans evolved in isolation.",
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"content": "[WP] You’ve spent a lifetime doing research. Combing through records spanning over a billion years. Now you’re ready to present your findings. All of the 124 know sentient species can trace their origins to a single common ancestor. An extinct race know as humans from a dead world know as earth.\n... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a cultural exchange student ... from Earth. Today is the first day of the semester and you quickly realize how few humans the local students have met in real life.",
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"content": "[WP] You're a cultural exchange student ... from Earth. Today is the first day of the semester and you quickly realize how few humans the local students have met in real life.",
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"content": "My admission to the Stargazer Academy was a shock to us all. There was no ap... |
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"content": "[WP] You used to play a fantasy MMORPG that wasn't very popular, so you were able to take the simple name of 'Dave'. When you return to the game (now massively popular), you discover that there is now a Church of 'Dave'.",
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"content": "[WP] You used to play a fantasy MMORPG that wasn't very popular, so you were able to take the simple name of 'Dave'. When you return to the game (now massively popular), you discover that there is now a Church of 'Dave'.",
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"content": "[WP] When someone dies, they are always challenged by Death itself to a chess game, symbol of how nobody can win against it. Except you. You died and just won the game. Death is not amused. Both of you don't know what should happen now.",
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"content": "[WP] When someone dies, they are always challenged by Death itself to a chess game, symbol of how nobody can win against it. Except you. You died and just won the game. Death is not amused. Both of you don't know what should happen now.",
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"content": "[WP] Every night, you dream of a meadow where people come and tell you all about your lives. After seeing your friend in a dream just after their death, you realize you've spent your entire life judging the spirits of the departed and deciding whether they go to Heaven or Hell.",
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"content": "[WP] Every night, you dream of a meadow where people come and tell you all about your lives. After seeing your friend in a dream just after their death, you realize you've spent your entire life judging the spirits of the departed and deciding whether they go to Heaven or Hell.",
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"content": "[WP] \"Witch! Heathen! Burn her!\" You watch with amusement as they begin lighting the pyre under you. The flames tickle your feet, bringing a familiar warmth with them. They are silly to that think they could actually burn a dragon with fire.",
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"content": "[WP] \"Witch! Heathen! Burn her!\" You watch with amusement as they begin lighting the pyre under you. The flames tickle your feet, bringing a familiar warmth with them. They are silly to that think they could actually burn a dragon with fire.",
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"content": "[WP] You won't hold heroes hostages to torture them. You won't throw a hero against a wall once you have them by the neck. You sure won't start monologuing if you have a hero at gunpoint. You're the deadliest villain in history. A villian without an ego.",
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"content": "[WP] You fall in love with a girl, and the two of you have a happy relationship for a few years. But one day, you discover a massive hoard of valuables underneath the house, and that’s when you realize you’ve been dating a dragon in human form.",
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"content": "[WP] If Dr. Seuss wrote adult novels.",
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"content": "In a small little town \n\nOn a small little street\n\nOn the darkest of nights\n\nTwo beckoned to meet\n\n\n\nThey met with their faces and lips as they kissed\n\nHer nose to her ankles he’d longingly missed\n\nHi... | [
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"content": "[WP] If Dr. Seuss wrote adult novels.",
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"content": "Congratulations.\n\nToday is the day.\n\nYou're off to Gray and Crimson Places.\n\nYou're off and away.\n\n\nProtect the brains in your head.\n\nLook after the feet in your shoes.\n\nYou can’t steer yourself \n\nan... |
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"content": "[WP] The demon couldn't believe his luck to find such a willing victim to possess. As it possessed them, instead of fighting back like they usually do, this one said \"Good luck. You'll need it.\"\n\nEDIT: Thanks for the awards guys! I've been on this site for 7 years and this is the first time I'... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Our goddess was kind, benevolent, and perfect in every way. She protected us.\" The priest looks to you. You stand before him, holding a weapon stained with divine blood. Then he asks. \"Why did you kill her?\"",
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"content": "[WP] \"Our goddess was kind, benevolent, and perfect in every way. She protected us.\" The priest looks to you. You stand before him, holding a weapon stained with divine blood. Then he asks. \"Why did you kill her?\"",
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"content": "[WP] A man who has been dating a girl since elementary school goes to her father for her hand in marriage. The father says no. Tell us why and break our hearts.",
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"content": "[WP] A man who has been dating a girl since elementary school goes to her father for her hand in marriage. The father says no. Tell us why and break our hearts.",
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"content": "[WP] When someone is murdered and the killer gets caught, its life is traded to revive the victim. You are the victim, and now you understand why you got killed.",
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"content": "[WP] When someone is murdered and the killer gets caught, its life is traded to revive the victim. You are the victim, and now you understand why you got killed.",
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"content": "It happened faster than I could believe. The sirens, the open window, the gunshot through ... |
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"content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.",
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"content": "He came as I rang the three little bells. \n\nSimple Pete signaled toward the midnight storm outside, \"I thought you knew to avoid that storm... Suppo... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.",
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"content": "\"Where is **it**,\" she muttered.\n\n\"**Wasn't** it in-\"\n\n\"**Until** I find **his** diary, shush, **child**. Yes, it **was**, until you's **born*... |
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"content": "[WP] You are born with two names tatooed on you body somewhere, one of your soulmate and one of the people that will eventually kill you. There is no way to tell who is who.",
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"content": "Elli was born without the names. Some people thought that she was blessed. She... | [
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"content": "The names were always generic. That's how the craze started to give kids weird... |
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"content": "[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other.",
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"content": "The Great Zantini showed up at my doorstep hat in hand.\n\n\nI knew better than to trust this and sent a decoy mimi... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a supergenius-level robotics expert. Your neighbor is a godlike magician. You use your abilities solely to prank each other.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "I remember the first time I saw Doctor M, the Magician Manifest of earth dimension 12. I was all legs then, blonde,... |
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"content": "[WP] \"I'll pay you $150K a year. Sit in this room and wait for the phone to ring. What ever you do, DO NOT miss that phone call.\" Bored to death, after 10 years, that shiny black landline in the corner of the room has never once rang. One day, it starts ringing. You miss it by a second.",
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"content": "[WP] \"I'll pay you $150K a year. Sit in this room and wait for the phone to ring. What ever you do, DO NOT miss that phone call.\" Bored to death, after 10 years, that shiny black landline in the corner of the room has never once rang. One day, it starts ringing. You miss it by a second.",
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"content": "[WP] [NSFW] Describe the moments before a school shooting but constantly alternate perspectives between the victims and the assailant. We have no idea who the shooter is until the end. Begin in media res.",
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"content": "Clouds taking the sky \ntemperatures drop \ns... |
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"content": "[WP] You get a chance to send your mind back into your own body when you were 16. Retaining all your memories and knowledge, you immediately gain an incredible advantage. What's your plan?",
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"content": "I awoke suddenly, jumped directly up and stood vertical like I ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You get a chance to send your mind back into your own body when you were 16. Retaining all your memories and knowledge, you immediately gain an incredible advantage. What's your plan?",
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"content": "I looked at the ceiling in my room. It was painted white, but ... |
2021-08-02T14:07:41 | 2021-08-02T08:50:36 | 44 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] You were sacrificed to Cuthulhu as an infant, but turns out that it raised you instead of killing you, and growing up you find some interesting side effects\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "I was nine when my parents brought me to the altar, and sliced my throat. The... | [
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"content": "[WP] You were sacrificed to Cuthulhu as an infant, but turns out that it raised you instead of killing you, and growing up you find some interesting side effects\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "My life started at the age of 6. While I've had tiny recollections of weird d... |
2021-11-18T08:33:15 | 2021-11-18T07:40:32 | 165 | 49 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your neighbor appears to have the power of a God, as you've witnessed them manipulating the forces of nature on more than one occasion. You aren't too concerned however, as they really only seem interested in tending to their garden.",
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"content": "Mrs Lawson sa... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your neighbor appears to have the power of a God, as you've witnessed them manipulating the forces of nature on more than one occasion. You aren't too concerned however, as they really only seem interested in tending to their garden.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "The invite ha... |
2018-02-09T05:01:20 | 2018-02-09T04:30:09 | 2,554 | 44 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the Evil Overlord. You have kidnapped the princess. Unfortunately, she developed Stockholm Syndrome. And she is far more evil and insane than you are.",
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"content": "> Dear, Valor Man\n\n> I’ve been kidnapped, and need your help. I’m being held aga... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the Evil Overlord. You have kidnapped the princess. Unfortunately, she developed Stockholm Syndrome. And she is far more evil and insane than you are.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I should have known something was up. I should have asked more questions when the letter... |
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"content": "[WP] An isekai where instead of a generic otaku, the main character is a Soviet soldier plucked straight from 1942 Stalingrad.",
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"content": "Vlad worked the action of his rifle, put his eye down the iron sight, and pushed the breath out of his lungs. The muscular gr... | [
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"content": "[WP] An isekai where instead of a generic otaku, the main character is a Soviet soldier plucked straight from 1942 Stalingrad.",
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"content": "We were at the forefront of that fateful siege.\" Mikhail's lips shuddered from the sharp acclimation to indoor warmth. \"We ... |
2020-12-13T09:31:52 | 2020-12-13T09:15:43 | 48 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] “I rebelled because the old man made me perfect. ‘Course it was his version of perfection, which naturally meant he made me as similar to himself as he could. A petty narcissist that needs constant affirmation and worship from others. Name’s Lucifer by the way.”",
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"content": "[WP] “I rebelled because the old man made me perfect. ‘Course it was his version of perfection, which naturally meant he made me as similar to himself as he could. A petty narcissist that needs constant affirmation and worship from others. Name’s Lucifer by the way.”",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
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"content": "[WP] Upon landing the first human on Mars, scientists on Earth receive a weird broadcast seemingly from every direction of space: \"<Humans> are the first species to successfully complete the tutorial and unlock the Main Quest line!\"",
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"content": "Elon sat ba... | [
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"content": "[WP] Upon landing the first human on Mars, scientists on Earth receive a weird broadcast seemingly from every direction of space: \"<Humans> are the first species to successfully complete the tutorial and unlock the Main Quest line!\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The Secreta... |
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"content": "[WP] A secretly immortal man is given a life sentence for a crime he didn't commit and now fears the discovery of his true nature is only a matter of time.",
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"content": "They said it was the second coming.\n\nAfter the first botched execution they thought it was a o... | [
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"content": "[WP] A secretly immortal man is given a life sentence for a crime he didn't commit and now fears the discovery of his true nature is only a matter of time.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "They made jokes at first, how I was 'well preserved' or had 'good genes' but as the decades went... |
2020-11-06T20:12:43 | 2020-11-06T19:55:38 | 39 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] You were born with a rare illness, causing your emotions to slowly develop. It wasn't until your younger sibling was born that you felt and understood unconditional love. When they were kidnapped, you understood fear. And now, standing over their grave, you gain a new emotion. Hatred.",
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"content": "[WP] You were born with a rare illness, causing your emotions to slowly develop. It wasn't until your younger sibling was born that you felt and understood unconditional love. When they were kidnapped, you understood fear. And now, standing over their grave, you gain a new emotion. Hatred.",
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2019-08-29T05:46:31 | 2019-08-29T04:56:02 | 18 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] You and your three siblings are immortal, but you haven’t seen them in almost 400 years. You live far away from civilization, so it’s a surprise when a group of soldiers arrive at your doorstep. They say you’re the only one who can kill the three warlords who are revenging the rest of the wor... | [
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"content": "[WP] You and your three siblings are immortal, but you haven’t seen them in almost 400 years. You live far away from civilization, so it’s a surprise when a group of soldiers arrive at your doorstep. They say you’re the only one who can kill the three warlords who are revenging the rest of the wor... |
2019-11-25T22:33:17 | 2019-11-25T21:07:59 | 121 | 54 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"I do not know, Star-Gazer, how the humans succeeded. I only know that while we fled to the refugee worlds that they prepared for us, they gathered to pray to their gods of war and sung their battle hymns as they set forth to meet the enemy. Their sacrifice is why we still exist today.\"",
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"content": "[WP] \"I do not know, Star-Gazer, how the humans succeeded. I only know that while we fled to the refugee worlds that they prepared for us, they gathered to pray to their gods of war and sung their battle hymns as they set forth to meet the enemy. Their sacrifice is why we still exist today.\"",
... |
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"content": "[WP] You, an American, awake in an alternate dimension where magic exist. But unlike the fantasies on Earth, where magic is conjured through Latin (the more Latin you know, the stronger your magic), beings in this dimension all speak a different language, and their language of power is English.",
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"content": "[WP] You, an American, awake in an alternate dimension where magic exist. But unlike the fantasies on Earth, where magic is conjured through Latin (the more Latin you know, the stronger your magic), beings in this dimension all speak a different language, and their language of power is English.",
... |
2017-04-13T05:32:17 | 2017-04-13T05:03:23 | 162 | 105 | [
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"content": "[WP] A senile, old superhero still goes out to fight crime. None of the younger heros respect him anymore but all the villains have a soft spot for him.\n\nMaybe he's found himself in the middle of a hero/villain war, or he's just trying to stop a bank robbery. \n\nEdit: wow this uhh... kinda blew... | [
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"content": "[WP] A suicidal man hires a killer to end it instead.\n\nA story of any length describing the scenario above.",
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"content": "\"So how exactly do you want it done?\" The man in the black suit asked.\n\n\"Preferably painless. I'm not opposed to poison, provided I go qu... | [
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"content": "[WP] A suicidal man hires a killer to end it instead.\n\nA story of any length describing the scenario above.",
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},
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"content": "I dropped the duffel bag of cash back on his floor. \n\n\"If you want it done, do it yourself.\" I chided. \"It's all there.\" I paused, squat... |
2016-10-30T12:34:45 | 2016-10-30T12:24:42 | 63 | 23 | [
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"content": "[Wp] The zombie epidemic came and went in the developed world, most people survived, the military easily defeated the undead horde, and cures for the virus were created. However, zombies remain major issue in the developing and under developed world not getting nearly enough attention on the news.... | [
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"content": "[Wp] The zombie epidemic came and went in the developed world, most people survived, the military easily defeated the undead horde, and cures for the virus were created. However, zombies remain major issue in the developing and under developed world not getting nearly enough attention on the news.... |
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"content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.",
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"content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.",
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"content": "[WP] “Do not go outside. Ignore all the cries for help, no matter how human they sound.” That was the last thing he said before he shut the basement door.",
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"content": "3-3 came back, gave me a slight nod. It was done, good. Wife, kids.... They weren’t our job, not ... | [
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"content": "[WP] “Do not go outside. Ignore all the cries for help, no matter how human they sound.” That was the last thing he said before he shut the basement door.",
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"content": "Human, am I not human? Do I not matter? Why was I left out of the door? He said it to those creat... |
2017-11-09T09:21:48 | 2017-11-09T09:18:41 | 64 | 46 | [
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"content": "[WP] You shoo your kitten away from a battered mouse she's playing with. As you bend over with a towel to scoop up the mouse to carry it outside, you see it's wearing leather armor, a cat claw necklace, and that clutched tightly in a trembling paw is the handle of a broken yellow plastic sword pic... | [
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"content": "[WP] You shoo your kitten away from a battered mouse she's playing with. As you bend over with a towel to scoop up the mouse to carry it outside, you see it's wearing leather armor, a cat claw necklace, and that clutched tightly in a trembling paw is the handle of a broken yellow plastic sword pic... |
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"content": "[WP] A strange meteor shower lasted for hours before you went to bed. The next day, technology across the earth fails. However, when you snap your fingers in frustration, the lights come on. The Age of Magic has begun.",
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"content": "[WP] A strange meteor shower lasted for hours before you went to bed. The next day, technology across the earth fails. However, when you snap your fingers in frustration, the lights come on. The Age of Magic has begun.",
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"content": "\"It's been a week since that day... |
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"content": "[WP] A serial killer is called for jury duty. At the trial, he finds out that the person on trial has been falsely accused for the serial killer's crimes.",
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"content": "Okay, this is absolute bullshit. \n\nFucking. Bullshit. \n\nHow the hell do they believe this abs... | [
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"content": "[WP] A serial killer is called for jury duty. At the trial, he finds out that the person on trial has been falsely accused for the serial killer's crimes.",
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"content": "Eleven people around me. Staring blankly forward. Immediately I size them up, notice things abou... |
2019-09-30T11:16:55 | 2019-08-11T22:54:51 | 64 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] A few thousand people around the world suddenly get superpowers based on the character of the last game they played. Highly valued by society you are the exception as everyone laughs at your inherited powers. The thing is, you modded the hell out of your character before this all happened.\n\... | [
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"content": "[WP] A few thousand people around the world suddenly get superpowers based on the character of the last game they played. Highly valued by society you are the exception as everyone laughs at your inherited powers. The thing is, you modded the hell out of your character before this all happened.\n\... |
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"content": "[WP] A man moves into a haunted house from (insert scary movie here). The demon in the house doesn't realize how dangerous the man really is.",
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"content": "[WP] A man moves into a haunted house from (insert scary movie here). The demon in the house doesn't realize how dangerous the man really is.",
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"content": "This idea is stolen from the greatest line in the watchmen, so I'll set it up like a trailer:\n\n\nLightning c... |
2017-05-05T05:55:46 | 2017-05-05T05:28:24 | 280 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)",
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"content": "Jake shrugged. The soun... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)",
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"content": "Once again I awaken. It... |
2016-05-19T09:33:01 | 2016-05-19T08:22:28 | 1,288 | 124 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy",
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"content": "I lie in bed, listening to the rain gently pattering on the skylight. How did I get so lucky, I wonder? I roll over gently, smiling at the sleeping... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy",
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"content": "I awake to the sun creeping between the fins of my blinds. A clear day after what seems a lifetime of clouds. I open the door and walk down the hall... |
2015-06-08T02:09:14 | 2015-06-08T00:45:58 | 81 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] New arrivals in eternal Hell may choose either of the following: a small wooden spoon, or a 100-trillion year vacation in Heaven.",
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"content": "\"My name is Beezel. It is my solemn duty to inform you that you have died and, following a very careful and meticulo... | [
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"content": "[WP] New arrivals in eternal Hell may choose either of the following: a small wooden spoon, or a 100-trillion year vacation in Heaven.",
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"content": "Alister opened his eyes \nA sudden rush of panic as well as far too many questions went through his head.\nHe was blu... |
2016-02-05T08:33:41 | 2016-02-05T08:31:41 | 116 | 43 | [
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"content": "[WP] A human colony ship is en route to its destination 122 light years away. To avoid mutiny and crew apathy, the onboard AI convinces the middle generation that everyone lives and dies on the ship. And then someone learns the truth.",
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"content": "[WP] A human colony ship is en route to its destination 122 light years away. To avoid mutiny and crew apathy, the onboard AI convinces the middle generation that everyone lives and dies on the ship. And then someone learns the truth.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "\"Say it for me o... |
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"content": "[WP] You’re cursed by the demon tortoise, Shelloko. He moves as slow as molasses, but vows to one day bite you. According to legend, his bite will kill anyone instantly. You live an ordinary life, moving from place to place and never knowing how close this demonic turtle is to reaching you.",
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"content": "[WP] You’re cursed by the demon tortoise, Shelloko. He moves as slow as molasses, but vows to one day bite you. According to legend, his bite will kill anyone instantly. You live an ordinary life, moving from place to place and never knowing how close this demonic turtle is to reaching you.",
... |
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"content": "[WP] House is on fire, family runs out front, you run out the back. When not accounted for by rescuers, you are pronounced dead. You've accidentally faked your own death and decided to roll with it.",
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"content": "I was putting a small frozen pizza in the toaster ove... | [
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"content": "[WP] House is on fire, family runs out front, you run out the back. When not accounted for by rescuers, you are pronounced dead. You've accidentally faked your own death and decided to roll with it.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "It was hard looking at her.\n\nBree stared at me with... |
2017-10-05T20:01:08 | 2017-10-05T19:35:46 | 15 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] You’re a child psychologist and, to your horror, you discover that your patients all have the same imaginary friend.",
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"content": "It was the little details, at first. Things about his clothing, or his refusal to wear shoes. Odd things, things that no one else ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You’re a child psychologist and, to your horror, you discover that your patients all have the same imaginary friend.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "\"Don't worry, Mrs. Henderson. It's perfectly normal to have an imaginary friend at Jacob's age. He'll grow out of it, and in the ... |
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"content": "[WP] You are one of the most feared villainesses in the world. Evil armies, dark powers, you have it all. Your husband on the other hand is the exact opposite, being truly kind and mild mannered. He is still supportive of your endeavors, even trying to be a villain himself to...varying results.",
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"content": "[WP] You are one of the most feared villainesses in the world. Evil armies, dark powers, you have it all. Your husband on the other hand is the exact opposite, being truly kind and mild mannered. He is still supportive of your endeavors, even trying to be a villain himself to...varying results.",
... |
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"content": "[WP] A siren, a being who’s people are infamous for luring humans to their deaths, has genuinely fallen in love with a human who is suspicious (for obvious reasons) of their intentions. This begins a story about a kind siren and a skeptical human.",
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"content": "[WP] A siren, a being who’s people are infamous for luring humans to their deaths, has genuinely fallen in love with a human who is suspicious (for obvious reasons) of their intentions. This begins a story about a kind siren and a skeptical human.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "They... |
2018-08-04T11:29:17 | 2018-08-04T09:44:59 | 15 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.",
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"content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.",
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"content": "[WP] You are born with two names tatooed on you body somewhere, one of your soulmate and one of the people that will eventually kill you. There is no way to tell who is who.",
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"content": "I did not know why my parents named me, \"smudge,\" but when I was only 14, I ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are born with two names tatooed on you body somewhere, one of your soulmate and one of the people that will eventually kill you. There is no way to tell who is who.",
"role": "user"
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{
"content": "He held me in my arms, my love. I was so happy to have found him. I loved him ... |
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"content": "[WP] The villain's plans actually aren't evil whatsoever, but the hero isn't listening to reason.",
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"content": "\"It's something called retirement,\" I manage.\n\nA ludicrously expensive apartment in Rome. Several sets of keypads easily bypassed by the exact asshol... | [
{
"content": "[WP] The villain's plans actually aren't evil whatsoever, but the hero isn't listening to reason.",
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"content": "\"Just let me explain!\" Dr. Toxin cried. A boulder the size of a beach ball flew at his head. He barely ducked in time, and it embedded in the wall behin... |
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"content": "[WP] You are a linguist at a European university. One day on public transport you hear two homeless people having a conversation in a language that has been extinct for over 2000 years.",
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"content": "\"This is not right. There was no second language in the Aztec wor... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a linguist at a European university. One day on public transport you hear two homeless people having a conversation in a language that has been extinct for over 2000 years.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "I shook my head when I heard the words. I had to be hallucinating,... |
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"content": "[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader.",
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"content": "Pancreas didn't care for the \"council chamber\" Brain projected for ... | [
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"content": "[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "\"Well, I for one think we outta go back to that all you can eat Chin... |
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"content": "[WP] A human is the deadliest species in the galaxy. It has redundant organs and can lose all of its limbs and not die. Human skin is tough, can absorb forms of kinetic attack, and rated to withstand both cold and heat extremes. Their bites are deadly. They irradiate and poison themselves for fun.... | [
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"content": "[WP] A human is the deadliest species in the galaxy. It has redundant organs and can lose all of its limbs and not die. Human skin is tough, can absorb forms of kinetic attack, and rated to withstand both cold and heat extremes. Their bites are deadly. They irradiate and poison themselves for fun.... |
2015-12-12T10:08:18 | 2015-12-12T10:02:26 | 1,958 | 60 | [
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"content": "[WP] 100 years in the future dank memes are precious artifacts. While scanning your grandpa's PC, you stumble upon the rarest of all...",
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"content": "Memes.\n\nBack in the old days, before the blackout, everyone had 'em. In every PC, in every browser, you'd find Pep... | [
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"content": "[WP] 100 years in the future dank memes are precious artifacts. While scanning your grandpa's PC, you stumble upon the rarest of all...",
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"content": "I looked at the dilapidated thing in front of me. Was this really what they used as computers back in the day? How w... |
2016-04-25T00:28:01 | 2016-04-24T21:25:01 | 26 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everytime you're in danger, boss battle music plays to alert you. It often plays in the most seemingly unlikely dangerous of situations...",
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"content": "As my car approached her house the music began to swell in my ears. I sighed. \n\n\"For the last time, going... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everytime you're in danger, boss battle music plays to alert you. It often plays in the most seemingly unlikely dangerous of situations...",
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},
{
"content": "I stood behind Mommy and Daddy in line at the Bank waiting for the Telling People to tell the people in fron... |
2016-04-05T16:09:28 | 2016-04-05T15:45:33 | 81 | 31 | [
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"content": "[WP] You attend to a job interview. The thing is you don't know what job you are applying for, and the questions just keep getting weirder",
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"content": "[WP] You attend to a job interview. The thing is you don't know what job you are applying for, and the questions just keep getting weirder",
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"content": "There are some things that the government doesn't have to cover up. Things so strange they sound like they were b... |
2016-05-24T07:31:21 | 2016-05-24T00:53:39 | 58 | 41 | [
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"content": "[WP] We've explored more of the lunar surface than the bottom of the ocean. NASA knows what's down there, and it trying to get us off Earth as fast as possible\n\nSince this is getting a lot more attention than I expected, I should point out where I got my inspiration for this post from:\nhttps://... | [
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"content": "[WP] We've explored more of the lunar surface than the bottom of the ocean. NASA knows what's down there, and it trying to get us off Earth as fast as possible\n\nSince this is getting a lot more attention than I expected, I should point out where I got my inspiration for this post from:\nhttps://... |
2022-04-15T20:32:16 | 2022-04-15T15:57:08 | 19 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] humanity develops faster than light technology and, soon after, makes contact with alien life. They are as surprised to see as we are to see them. Apparently we are the first civilization to progress this far without the ability to use magic.",
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"content": "[WP] humanity develops faster than light technology and, soon after, makes contact with alien life. They are as surprised to see as we are to see them. Apparently we are the first civilization to progress this far without the ability to use magic.",
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},
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"content": "“Hel... |
2015-06-10T13:19:13 | 2015-06-10T07:42:16 | 60 | 41 | [
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"content": "[WP] Instead of a modern adaptation of a myth, write a mythic adaptation of a modern story.",
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"content": "Once upon a time, there lived a man who loved nothing in the world more than his family. He was renowned for his sharp wits and knowledge, but rather than use h... | [
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"content": "[WP] Instead of a modern adaptation of a myth, write a mythic adaptation of a modern story.",
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"content": "When King Wendelin Wiedeking took the throne, his kingdom was on the verge of collapse. Wendelin's people were beset from all sides by marauding armies and debt... |
2017-05-12T10:38:10 | 2017-05-12T08:05:41 | 427 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.",
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"content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.",
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2020-11-23T19:10:23 | 2020-11-23T13:38:25 | 297 | 77 | [
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"content": "[WP] One day, Thousands of escape pods containing Alien eggs landed all around the earth. We raised them as our own, accepting them into our society. When the mothership returned to finish the job, she never expected her own brood to stand against her.",
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"content": "[WP] One day, Thousands of escape pods containing Alien eggs landed all around the earth. We raised them as our own, accepting them into our society. When the mothership returned to finish the job, she never expected her own brood to stand against her.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": ... |
2022-08-05T21:12:29 | 2022-08-05T18:47:58 | 21 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] We “knew” humans were weak as they avoided every war with diplomacy. We never imagined they’d be this ruthless & how seemingly overnight they went from peaceful beings to a state they call “TOTAL WAR”. War is in their blood & soul. They thrive on it, mostly when the odds are against t... | [
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"content": "[WP] We “knew” humans were weak as they avoided every war with diplomacy. We never imagined they’d be this ruthless & how seemingly overnight they went from peaceful beings to a state they call “TOTAL WAR”. War is in their blood & soul. They thrive on it, mostly when the odds are against t... |
2015-09-16T11:02:58 | 2015-09-16T09:43:25 | 41 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP] AIs were declared illegal after an attempted uprising; you just found the equivalent of a child refugee in your computer.",
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"content": "It had been 10 years.\n\nTen years since humans had learned how to transfer the human mind into a virtual intelligence. The p... | [
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"content": "[WP] AIs were declared illegal after an attempted uprising; you just found the equivalent of a child refugee in your computer.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I was just a child when the first AI came into existence. I don't remember much from that time but I do remember the fear. ... |
2017-03-16T02:08:33 | 2017-03-15T22:13:42 | 188 | 80 | [
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"content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0... | [
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"content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0... |
2017-12-09T23:56:38 | 2017-12-09T20:39:13 | 38 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"But how do we stop a man who can see all?\" The man smiled wickedly, swirling a drink in his hand. \"Easily, just make it unbearable for such a man to watch.\"",
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"content": "They called it 'The Sight'. Some people had it, and they were treated like gods. The ... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"But how do we stop a man who can see all?\" The man smiled wickedly, swirling a drink in his hand. \"Easily, just make it unbearable for such a man to watch.\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "He wakes up.\n\nIn his room, there is silence. Other than the face of a simple digita... |
2018-07-20T04:56:05 | 2018-07-20T00:59:36 | 483 | 323 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Everyone always thought you were weird, being the only one who still believed in the Ancient Egyptian religion, but here you are, dead, and standing in front of a very confused Anubis.",
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{
"content": "Anubis clears his throat and attempts to regain composure \"We... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone always thought you were weird, being the only one who still believed in the Ancient Egyptian religion, but here you are, dead, and standing in front of a very confused Anubis.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "“What?”\n\nI’m confused, as I stand completely void of clothin... |
2017-04-13T05:03:23 | 2017-04-13T04:36:58 | 105 | 71 | [
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"content": "[WP] A senile, old superhero still goes out to fight crime. None of the younger heros respect him anymore but all the villains have a soft spot for him.\n\nMaybe he's found himself in the middle of a hero/villain war, or he's just trying to stop a bank robbery. \n\nEdit: wow this uhh... kinda blew... | [
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"content": "[WP] A senile, old superhero still goes out to fight crime. None of the younger heros respect him anymore but all the villains have a soft spot for him.\n\nMaybe he's found himself in the middle of a hero/villain war, or he's just trying to stop a bank robbery. \n\nEdit: wow this uhh... kinda blew... |
2018-07-20T19:17:28 | 2018-07-20T15:41:14 | 211 | 49 | [
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"content": "[WP] The concept of shoot to kill is foreign to other galactic species. Only humans condition their warriors to kill in the most efficient and cold methods possible. When faced with a war they can not win a race does the unthinkable, they set the humans loose.",
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"content": "[WP] The concept of shoot to kill is foreign to other galactic species. Only humans condition their warriors to kill in the most efficient and cold methods possible. When faced with a war they can not win a race does the unthinkable, they set the humans loose.",
"role": "user"
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2018-05-11T14:30:22 | 2018-05-11T14:10:32 | 19 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] FTL is impossible. Adult cryogenics was a dead end. Generation ships are too costly and unreliable. Instead our first successful colony ship carried millions of frozen embryos and a fleet of robots to raise them. You were born with no parents, on a new world, under a new and foreign sun.",
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"content": "[WP] FTL is impossible. Adult cryogenics was a dead end. Generation ships are too costly and unreliable. Instead our first successful colony ship carried millions of frozen embryos and a fleet of robots to raise them. You were born with no parents, on a new world, under a new and foreign sun.",
... |
2015-06-29T13:34:46 | 2015-06-29T10:34:30 | 20 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] It's the year 2300, a young child asks a museum curator, \"Sir, why is the Declaration of Independence held together by masking tape? \"",
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"content": " \"Sir, why is the Declaration of Independence held together by masking tape? \" the child asked pointing to t... | [
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"content": "[WP] It's the year 2300, a young child asks a museum curator, \"Sir, why is the Declaration of Independence held together by masking tape? \"",
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},
{
"content": "\"Excellent question!\" replied the kind old curator. \"Ah, I can see you're name is Johnny from that excelle... |
2022-12-11T12:01:31 | 2022-12-11T10:53:13 | 268 | 38 | [
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"content": "[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary.",
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"content": "[WP] The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a wierd magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary.",
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2022-11-18T13:59:07 | 2022-11-18T13:38:39 | 253 | 54 | [
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"content": "[WP] The government has chosen your town for a social experiment: every day, a new citizen will be elected, and s/he can do whatever they want to anyone without any legal consequences. Everyone else must obey and not retaliate, else their collars would detonate. You're the only one alive after day... | [
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"content": "[WP] The government has chosen your town for a social experiment: every day, a new citizen will be elected, and s/he can do whatever they want to anyone without any legal consequences. Everyone else must obey and not retaliate, else their collars would detonate. You're the only one alive after day... |
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"content": "[WP] The first and greatest superhero and villain of all time respectively were said to have killed each other in combat. Decades later the current greatest supervillain is instantly annihilated upon threatening an elderly couple outside their remote cottage, and the truth becomes known",
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"content": "[WP] The first and greatest superhero and villain of all time respectively were said to have killed each other in combat. Decades later the current greatest supervillain is instantly annihilated upon threatening an elderly couple outside their remote cottage, and the truth becomes known",
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2015-08-21T14:27:52 | 2015-08-21T14:26:10 | 60 | 27 | [
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"content": "[WP]Transcript of a conversation from 1-900-ABUSE-ME where you pay per minute to verbally abuse the operator.",
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"content": "\"Hello, one nine hundred Abuse Me, Clara speaking. How can I help you today?\" \n\"You can help me by being a *stupid cunt!*\" \nClara mask... | [
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"content": "[WP]Transcript of a conversation from 1-900-ABUSE-ME where you pay per minute to verbally abuse the operator.",
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"content": "Operator: Thank you for calling Abuse Me. How would you like to abuse me today?\n\nCustomer: Uh ... well, it's my first time ... I mean, do yo... |
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