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"content": "[WP] A tragic story but it's laden with product placement",
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"content": "The crystal clear clarity of the video, playing back on his Sony Xperia, may have felt so real you could touch it... But he couldn't.\n\nHis tears ran down his face as the vivid colours of the s... | [
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"content": "\"Fuck Airbus.\"\n\nThe veteran pilot chugged the remains of a Mexican Coca-Cola, the last taste of real sugar cane she would ever enjoy, then tossed the glass bottle aside.\n\n\"Today's hydraul... |
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"content": "[WP] Everyone on Earth was infected with a disease with no cure. The only thing keeping humanity alive is a drug that fights the disease, but can't kill it. When you run out of money to keep buying your daily dose, you notice something. You're not dead.\n\nEdit: Woh, this blew up. I wasn't expecti... | [
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"content": "[WP] The four horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death are the harbingers of the apocalypse, serving forth chaos and destruction on all humanity. The Bible forgot to mention the fifth horseman: Kyle, whom the other four can't seem to ditch.",
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"content": "[WP] Every country has ninjas but the world only knows about Japan's because theirs suck.\n\nEdit: mum im famous",
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"content": "Cold, bright stars shone through the thin mountain air like flickering candles by the time Kentaro-san built up the courage to approach the... | [
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"content": "What do you see when I say the word 'ninja'? Clad in black, hooded, some kunais and knives hanging from their belt? Well, that just shows y... |
2018-01-09T15:14:09 | 2018-01-09T15:00:54 | 48 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your parents have kept it secret long enough; they can no longer stand your misery. They decide to change your life's difficulty from \"Expert\" to \"Novice\".",
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"content": "\"We decided it was time you knew.\" said my mother. \n\"Knew what?\" I asked.\nShe an... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your parents have kept it secret long enough; they can no longer stand your misery. They decide to change your life's difficulty from \"Expert\" to \"Novice\".",
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"content": "I couldn't believe that I did it. Something that was just wishful thinking till yesterd... |
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"content": "[WP] You are Low-Key, the Norse God of really subtle mischief.",
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"content": "[WP] You are Low-Key, the Norse God of really subtle mischief.",
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"content": "\"John, what's wrong? You haven't even touched your beer.\"\n\"Shhh...Listen. Do you hear that? There's something off about this song.\"\n\"Off? Off how?\"\n\"Just off. It's weird. I though... |
2018-03-18T13:30:17 | 2018-03-18T11:31:39 | 269 | 79 | [
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"content": "[WP] You die in your girlfriends arms after saving her from a careless driver. Suddenly you wake up in your bed, completely healed and your clothes fixed. You look over and see death sitting at your desk. “Okay hear me out,” it says. “I’ve been playing this video game, and I wanna try something...... | [
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"content": "[WP] You die in your girlfriends arms after saving her from a careless driver. Suddenly you wake up in your bed, completely healed and your clothes fixed. You look over and see death sitting at your desk. “Okay hear me out,” it says. “I’ve been playing this video game, and I wanna try something...... |
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"content": "[WP] Everything around you becomes incredibly boring. You discover you can use this curse to help people, though; for instance, if you walk into a burning building, the fires go out and the previously trapped victims start doing their taxes instead.",
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"content": "[WP] As the latest employee in the world's most prestigious amusement park you are handed a list of rules all employee's must abide to. But it's filled with rather strange rules. What does: \"There's only ever one of each mascot inside the park. Check for eyeholes.\" even mean?\n\nThe inspiration ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Beyond the orbit of Jupiter, humanity watches as two massive fleets of spacecraft materialize and engage in battle. The two powers most likely didn't even notice the pale blue dot further in system, but in a scant 2000 years, the tech left behind would raise humanity to be their conquerers...... | [
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2018-10-27T15:25:42 | 2018-10-27T14:04:56 | 26 | 19 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everytime you think of a funny joke, this girl in your class always laughs, you chalk it up to coincidence but you think to yourself, \"If you can read my mind, slap the table three times\" the the girl looks over at you, stares right into your eyes, and slowly slaps the table three times.\n\... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everytime you think of a funny joke, this girl in your class always laughs, you chalk it up to coincidence but you think to yourself, \"If you can read my mind, slap the table three times\" the the girl looks over at you, stares right into your eyes, and slowly slaps the table three times.\n\... |
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"content": "[WP] In the universe, species are either very intelligent and frail or durable and strong. Finding humans to be capable of labor, aliens mistakenly label us as dumb brutes and attempt to enslave us.",
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"content": "Sargent Ajik'rad looked up from his device.\n\n\"Admi... | [
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"content": "[WP] In the universe, species are either very intelligent and frail or durable and strong. Finding humans to be capable of labor, aliens mistakenly label us as dumb brutes and attempt to enslave us.",
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"content": "We tried to enslave them.\n\n\nThey enslaved us.\n\n\... |
2018-12-21T09:56:35 | 2018-12-21T09:44:16 | 16 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] You were once an unbeatable hero. Your secret? Every time you died, time rewound itself for you to alter your future. You are now 97 years of age. Constantly looping over your last day before dying of old age. You have been searching for a way to break this curse for over a decade.",
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2018-12-26T14:35:42 | 2018-12-26T13:35:01 | 97 | 49 | [
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"content": "[WP] There’s an urban legend that’s been circulating around for decades about a taxi cab that doesn’t take you where you want to go, but where you need to go. One night, you step into that cab.",
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"content": "[WP] There’s an urban legend that’s been circulating around for decades about a taxi cab that doesn’t take you where you want to go, but where you need to go. One night, you step into that cab.",
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"content": "“Taxi!” I yell as I stand on the side of the street. I nor... |
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"content": "[WP] The arsonist who accidentally set himself on fire? Your work. The oil tycoon who fell off his ship and drowned in crude? That was you too. You work in Accounts Payable of the Karma division. You make sure everyone gets what's coming to them.",
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2019-03-03T07:17:51 | 2019-03-03T06:36:09 | 694 | 52 | [
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"content": "[WP] A fiery ball crash lands in your backyard. You go over and inspect it, only to find a fully functioning Roomba with a knife taped to the front of it.",
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"content": "I peered deeply into the crater. At the bottom was a fully functioning Roomba that appeared to h... | [
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"content": "[WP] A fiery ball crash lands in your backyard. You go over and inspect it, only to find a fully functioning Roomba with a knife taped to the front of it.",
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"content": "The art of planning is useless, for one can never predict the turnings of fate.\n\nThat sentence ... |
2019-04-07T09:24:23 | 2019-04-07T03:37:51 | 20 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP]: Instead of prisons, condemned criminals have their ages rewinded, turned back into children in order to be raised better this time around.",
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"content": "Adam Mars, you are hereby sentenced to have your age rewinded 63 years! \n\nThe sound of the judge's gavel ... | [
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"content": "[WP]: Instead of prisons, condemned criminals have their ages rewinded, turned back into children in order to be raised better this time around.",
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"content": "The judge sat upon the podium with a pocket watch in its hand. \n\nYou sat on a stoop far below the Judge. ... |
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"content": "[WP] Aliens came to Earth disguised as humans to blend in. Now they have forgotten about their actual mission and just pass all day using Reddit and looking at memes.",
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"content": "Jerry sipped his can of mountain dew through a straw and set it on the desk next to h... | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens came to Earth disguised as humans to blend in. Now they have forgotten about their actual mission and just pass all day using Reddit and looking at memes.",
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"content": "So... yeah, I am an alien. You see this neckless? If I take it off, I turn into an al... |
2019-08-06T07:56:08 | 2019-08-06T06:58:17 | 22 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] A phenomena begins to occur where newborn babies are found amidst the aftermath of natural disasters. Tsunamis, avalanches, wild fires, destructive lightning storms, etc. These 'Storm-Born' humans grow up with powers based on the disasters that birthed them.",
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"content": "[WP] You're a fresh faced rookie who just joined the time cops and you're being paired up with a grizzled veteran who is you from the future and you're both tasked with bringing down a local crime ring. Their boss? Also you, from a different timeline.",
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"content": "[WP] As events unfold around it that could be world-ending, an AI looks at one of its earliest memories; back when it was a humble roomba decades ago, it got tucked in by a little girl that had misunderstood her fathers words of \"the roomba is tired\". The AI contemplates, did it do right by her?... | [
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"content": "[WP] Humans have developed interstellar travel and have just made first contact with alien lifeforms... and now they're learning why Earth was never visited by anybody.",
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"content": "[WP] Humans have developed interstellar travel and have just made first contact with alien lifeforms... and now they're learning why Earth was never visited by anybody.",
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"content": "“I said simpletons.” The alien identified as Boughie-3 stated, “ Your entire specie... |
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"content": "[WP] Your older brother has been missing for years. You hear a knock on the door, and you open it to reveal a man that looks like your brother would be at this point. \"I'm back man! I'm so sorry!\" He hugs you immediately. Just then, you get a text from your brother's old number. \"That isn't me.... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your older brother has been missing for years. You hear a knock on the door, and you open it to reveal a man that looks like your brother would be at this point. \"I'm back man! I'm so sorry!\" He hugs you immediately. Just then, you get a text from your brother's old number. \"That isn't me.... |
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"content": "[WP] A catholic, an atheist, and a christian meet god. the atheist goes to heaven, but god has some words for the other two.",
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"content": "We're having lunch at the deli, Steve's swinging at a fly and then the world gets confused.\n\nWe're sitting in chairs around a... | [
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"content": "[WP] A catholic, an atheist, and a christian meet god. the atheist goes to heaven, but god has some words for the other two.",
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"content": "Welp ... there goes my beliefs... so I met god, with my sister who was catholic and my friend who was Christian (btw that’s red... |
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"content": "[WP] “You’ve reached 911. This service is no longer operational. All citizens are advised to seek shelter. Goodbye.”\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": ">**GENERATIONAL BLESSING, OR GENERATIONAL CURSE?**\n\nI could taste the iron- the blood that was rising up the back of ... | [
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"content": "[WP] “You’ve reached 911. This service is no longer operational. All citizens are advised to seek shelter. Goodbye.”\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "The apocalypse wasn't really that quick.\n\nIt was a slow, painful death.\nThe perfect disease. A fungal infection that tr... |
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"content": "[WP] When you go to an alternate universe. Your multiverse-traveling machine rates how different each universe is from yours. Today this universe got a 10/10 on the difference scale, and you can’t find a single difference.",
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"content": "[WP] When you go to an alternate universe. Your multiverse-traveling machine rates how different each universe is from yours. Today this universe got a 10/10 on the difference scale, and you can’t find a single difference.",
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"content": "[WP] It's midnight on a weekend, and you're doing laundry at your apartment's laundromat. You hear the door swing open but pay it no mind until the fellow enters your peripherals and you see a very inhuman form. He is a werewolf, but is groggily just doing laundry. He hasn't realized he's changed.... | [
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"content": "[WP] It's midnight on a weekend, and you're doing laundry at your apartment's laundromat. You hear the door swing open but pay it no mind until the fellow enters your peripherals and you see a very inhuman form. He is a werewolf, but is groggily just doing laundry. He hasn't realized he's changed.... |
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"content": "[WP] As a result of other students burning out, disappearing, falling victim to plots, getting themselves expelled, or just being too caught up in protagonism to keep up with their school work, the worst mage in school is, in fact, this year's valedictorian.",
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"content": "[WP] As a result of other students burning out, disappearing, falling victim to plots, getting themselves expelled, or just being too caught up in protagonism to keep up with their school work, the worst mage in school is, in fact, this year's valedictorian.",
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"content": "[WP] A group of female and non-binary adventurers go around exploiting poorly worded curses/prophecies/enchantments proclaiming that \"no man\" shall do this or that thing.",
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"content": "Sharon traced her finger across the dusty stone tablet, squinting. The group of... | [
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"content": "\"Listen,\" the shieldmaiden spoke, her mouth half-filled with the same amorpho... |
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"content": "[WP] You have a tapeworm living inside of you. It's actually a pretty friendly tapeworm. Sure, he's a two-foot-long parasitic worm, but Jeffrey listens to your problems and gives you good advice.",
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"content": "[WP] You have a tapeworm living inside of you. It's actually a pretty friendly tapeworm. Sure, he's a two-foot-long parasitic worm, but Jeffrey listens to your problems and gives you good advice.",
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"content": "I groaned in pain as I shifted in my bed.\n\n\"Oh, Jeffr... |
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"content": "[WP] A female assassin kills her marks by seducing their wives and convincing them to murder their husbands.",
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"content": "A wink, a smile, a good word.\n\nSonia knew she was beautiful and charming. It was fact. She did not consider herself lucky to be born this way... | [
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"content": "[WP] A female assassin kills her marks by seducing their wives and convincing them to murder their husbands.",
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"content": "Dimitri sauntered into the office, hips waving and auburn hair flowing gracefully. As usual, her presence turned heads, and how could it *not?*... |
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"content": "[WP] \"And that, class,\" concluded the professor, \"is why humanity is the most peaceful, reasonable, cooperative, and overall docile species in all the universe. Any questions?\" You, the only human in the classroom, raise your hand.",
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"content": "[WP] \"And that, class,\" concluded the professor, \"is why humanity is the most peaceful, reasonable, cooperative, and overall docile species in all the universe. Any questions?\" You, the only human in the classroom, raise your hand.",
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"content": "[WP] \"And that, class,\" concluded the professor, \"is why humanity is the most peaceful, reasonable, cooperative, and overall docile species in all the universe. Any questions?\" You, the only human in the classroom, raise your hand.",
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"content": "[WP] When a person dies, the grim reaper grants them a single wish. People usually ask for their favorite food, or to see a loved one one last time. You are the first to ask to be forgotten.",
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"content": "[WP] Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all.",
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"content": "[WP] Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all.",
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"content": "The clock that marked the seconds until the end of time sat upon a dreary yellow wall. So utterly depressing was that faded yellow ... |
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"content": "[WP] The galaxy was amused when they learned that Humans have Rules of War. They were less amused when they figured out what Humans do in war when there are no rules.",
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"content": "[WP] The galaxy was amused when they learned that Humans have Rules of War. They were less amused when they figured out what Humans do in war when there are no rules.",
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"content": "[WP] In his dying breaths, Weird Al reveals his final parody target: himself. He had a team of scientists scan his brain and his band's brains to create an algorithm that will continue to take in new songs and create parodies for us until the end of time. Behold: Weird A.I.",
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"content": "[WP]Well, that's a pretty fucked up way to find out you are immortal.",
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"content": "Holy ouch. So, uhh, you might be wondering, dear Diary, why I ache. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe I'm just concussed as all Hell and holding a narrative conversation with some peopl... |
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"content": "[WP] In a world dominated by the use of magic, you were born an 'unremarkable', unable to use magic but also completely immune to its effects. Today you have discovered that society has a very unique use for people like you.",
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"content": "[WP] In the far future, a gladiator stadium finds its gladiators by time traveling the greatest warriors of all time into a single arena. You cannot believe you were chosen.",
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"content": "[WP] In the far future, a gladiator stadium finds its gladiators by time traveling the greatest warriors of all time into a single arena. You cannot believe you were chosen.",
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"content": "I find myself in a large ring. It’s bigger than any stadium I’ve been in. I he... |
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"content": "[WP] Aliens prefer term \"prey animals\", Humans prefer term \"herbivores\". A group of alien hunters, hunting on Earth, painfully discovered why.",
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"content": "At one point, there was one universal truth.\n\nAll herbivores are prey, and all carnivores are predators... | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens prefer term \"prey animals\", Humans prefer term \"herbivores\". A group of alien hunters, hunting on Earth, painfully discovered why.",
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"content": "[WP] You’re suddenly transported to another world where magic is cast by perfectly pronouncing an ancient language. This language happens to be your native tongue",
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"content": "\\[Poem\\]\n\nIn a world of immortals and sleek flying cars\n\nWhich dances on clouds and... | [
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"content": "[WP] You’re suddenly transported to another world where magic is cast by perfectly pronouncing an ancient language. This language happens to be your native tongue",
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"content": "Luckily it wasn't a place that manifested anything I said on a whim. The first thing I di... |
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"content": "[WP] You are constantly mocked for having such a weird superpower by all the other heroes. “The power to make anything into perfectly cooked soup”… One day, a massive meteor is barreling towards earth. As all the other heroes are panicking, you wait perfectly calm, at the impact zone, bowl in hand... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Double Edge\" Is a legendary unique sword that is available for a handful of copper. It is the sharpest and strongest weapon in existence. It also talks, and roasts the living hell out of its owner constantly, pulling no punches. Write a story of one of its many, many owners.",
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"content": "[WP] Many years ago, an alien invasion nearly wiped out Humanity. Now, the galactic government is desperately trying to reason with a vengeful Humanity by saying that it was a rogue mining company that attacked without their approval or knowledge.",
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"content": "[WP] Many years ago, an alien invasion nearly wiped out Humanity. Now, the galactic government is desperately trying to reason with a vengeful Humanity by saying that it was a rogue mining company that attacked without their approval or knowledge.",
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"content": "[WP] Santa and Death both arrive at a young child's house at the same time.\n\nI'm excited! This is my first prompt! Looking forward to great stories!\n\nEDIT: I am absolutely stunned with the power of the writers in this community. You are phenomenal, and I hope to one day feel capable of joinin... | [
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"content": "[WP] Santa and Death both arrive at a young child's house at the same time.\n\nI'm excited! This is my first prompt! Looking forward to great stories!\n\nEDIT: I am absolutely stunned with the power of the writers in this community. You are phenomenal, and I hope to one day feel capable of joinin... |
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"content": "[WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them.\n\nYou can use real people if you fancy.",
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"content": "[WP] Describe the same character twice. Once to fall in love with them, then again to be repulsed by them.\n\nYou can use real people if you fancy.",
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"content": "In a city where the poor were a majority but always ignored and discriminated against, where the governm... |
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"content": "[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home.",
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"content": "[WP] You've noticed a man in a suit approaches one home a day in your neighborhood and is invited inside every time. Shortly after he leaves, the resident(s) commit suicide. Today, he's approached your home.",
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"content": "My parents let it in without any resistance ... |
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"content": "[WP] You are the captain of a starship, only a few hours before the last star in existence dies and the universe goes cold.\n\nInspired by my answer to another prompt about running out of time.",
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"content": "We'd known that the stars were going out for generations. ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the captain of a starship, only a few hours before the last star in existence dies and the universe goes cold.\n\nInspired by my answer to another prompt about running out of time.",
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"content": "They all stood on the observation deck and watched. Just w... |
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"content": "[WP] You start blacking out constantly when drinking, every time you come to, you find a paper written by yourself 100% disproving fundamental theories.",
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"content": "As l woke up from a night of drinking, I look at my clock as it ticks away, louder and louder. \n\... | [
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"content": "[WP] You start blacking out constantly when drinking, every time you come to, you find a paper written by yourself 100% disproving fundamental theories.",
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"content": "Eric woke up with a start—papers stuck to his face, pencil in hand. Groaning, he pushed back from t... |
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"content": "[WP] Everyone is born knowing the day and month of their death, but not the year.",
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"content": "People tend to panic on their day. Maybe they like the feeling of fear and restlessness. I don't know.\n\nI'm used to it, I get it, I feel the same on my day too. Some pe... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone is born knowing the day and month of their death, but not the year.",
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"content": "Everyone has a reverse birthday and nobody likes it. It drives some people crazy. People often know it when they're old enough to talk. My son, Max, is getting old enough... |
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"content": "[WP] While searching the Papal archives to determine why God has been absent from man for so long, an old priest discovers that the Black Death of the middle ages was actually the Rapture.",
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"content": "\"Thank you for coming in, Mr. Derkshire.\"\n\n\"Of course, Fat... | [
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"content": "[WP] While searching the Papal archives to determine why God has been absent from man for so long, an old priest discovers that the Black Death of the middle ages was actually the Rapture.",
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"content": "He always felt like we didn't belong, as if the way humanity h... |
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"content": "[WP] So you just woke up, went downstairs for a cup of joe, and now you're standing face to face with an alligator. It's already taken over your recliner, and has told you that it has no intentions of leaving.",
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"content": "George bounded downstairs in his typical m... | [
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"content": "[WP] So you just woke up, went downstairs for a cup of joe, and now you're standing face to face with an alligator. It's already taken over your recliner, and has told you that it has no intentions of leaving.",
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"content": "\"What do you mean you have no intention o... |
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"content": "[WP] While trying to sacrifice an innocent life to Satan, the devil himself shows up... and he's furious",
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"content": "\"What the fuck do you think you're doing?\" a voice called behind Dexter.\n\n*Who? How?* Nobody knew about the secret room he'd found in his pare... | [
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"content": "[WP] While trying to sacrifice an innocent life to Satan, the devil himself shows up... and he's furious",
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"content": "Dark, damp, dreary. Darkness has enveloped my surroundings, all light has escaped my vision just as it has escaped my soul. The feint muffles of so... |
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"content": "[WP] You are a Rule 34 Enforcement Officer. Your agency's sworn duty: If it exists, there's porn of it. No exceptions.",
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"content": "There are an infinite set of rules but only one matters to me: thirty-four.\n\nMy job is to make sure nothing escapes the grasp of th... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a Rule 34 Enforcement Officer. Your agency's sworn duty: If it exists, there's porn of it. No exceptions.",
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"content": "I awoke as a I normally did, 610 hundred hours on a dreary Tuesday. Pulling myself from my warm bed and happy thoughts I started the... |
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"content": "[WP] When did you realise you were dead?",
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"content": "Today the coffee wasn't very good. \n\nThat isn't to say it was bad. Or even that it was all that different from yesterday. Somehow though, it wasn't delicious anymore. Suddenly it wasn't all that different than... | [
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"content": "[WP] When did you realise you were dead?",
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"content": "I sat there slumped against countless bodies.\n\nThe fighting lasted for what seemed like days but was in fact only 6 hours.\n\n6 hours of these two armies throwing themselves at each other with no regard for th... |
2015-07-04T10:09:30 | 2015-07-04T09:45:58 | 514 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are death row's last meal chef. Today's condemned prisoner killed your daughter.",
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"content": "I stare down the prisoner, the one who murdered my daughter. I have been thinking about moment for years. Should I take revenge on my daughter's murderer? This wa... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are death row's last meal chef. Today's condemned prisoner killed your daughter.",
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"content": "I look at the slip of paper. I go through lots of these but when you've been here as long as I have you gain this uncanny habit of eying out the names of the soon... |
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"content": "[WP] Write two small stories with the exact same words in the same order, but with punctuation giving them completely different meanings.\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "I watched you dance in the rain. It was beautiful. You smiled, I smiled back. Then there was joy. And... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write two small stories with the exact same words in the same order, but with punctuation giving them completely different meanings.\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "I looked at him and asked, \"What should I never forget?\" He put a hand on my shoulder and said, \"H... |
2015-09-23T10:42:41 | 2015-09-23T10:05:10 | 630 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write two small stories with the exact same words in the same order, but with punctuation giving them completely different meanings.\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "I watched you dance in the rain. It was beautiful. You smiled, I smiled back. Then there was joy. And... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write two small stories with the exact same words in the same order, but with punctuation giving them completely different meanings.\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "The moment I left, or the only moment left: \n \n \n-“Stay close.” Your eyes: hope. \n-“... |
2015-09-23T10:11:20 | 2015-09-23T06:30:53 | 361 | 83 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write two small stories with the exact same words in the same order, but with punctuation giving them completely different meanings.\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "Set Free:\n\nAnd at the last second I saw her stepping onto the train. I realized I would never see ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write two small stories with the exact same words in the same order, but with punctuation giving them completely different meanings.\n\n[deleted]",
"role": "user"
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"content": "I looked at him and asked, \"What should I never forget?\" He put a hand on my shoulder and said, \"H... |
2015-09-23T10:11:20 | 2015-09-23T10:05:10 | 361 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write two small stories with the exact same words in the same order, but with punctuation giving them completely different meanings.\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "Set Free:\n\nAnd at the last second I saw her stepping onto the train. I realized I would never see ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write two small stories with the exact same words in the same order, but with punctuation giving them completely different meanings.\n\n[deleted]",
"role": "user"
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"content": "The moment I left, or the only moment left: \n \n \n-“Stay close.” Your eyes: hope. \n-“... |
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"content": "[WP] Write two small stories with the exact same words in the same order, but with punctuation giving them completely different meanings.\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "Hope:\n\nMy life isn't worth living without Hope. I decided to end it all between us two. I'm not hap... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write two small stories with the exact same words in the same order, but with punctuation giving them completely different meanings.\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "\n\n\nI am without want. I hunger no more. Is life to come to an end? Days fade into nights. The sun ... |
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"content": "[WP] In the highest mountains of a far away land, there lies a dark sorcerer's tower lair. You installed the utilities, and he's calling for tech support.",
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"content": "[*27th consecutive minute of muzak in minor key; suddenly, a click*]\n\n\"Good morning, thank you... | [
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"content": "[WP] In the highest mountains of a far away land, there lies a dark sorcerer's tower lair. You installed the utilities, and he's calling for tech support.",
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"content": "I stared blankly out from my cubicle with disinterest as wind ripped past the dirty window over a... |
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"content": "[WP] When a person dies, an individual can volunteer to house their soul within their own body until a donor body is found. You are beginning to regret your decision.",
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"content": "I'm a good samaritan. I try to give to the community, and take as little as possible ... | [
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"content": "[WP] When a person dies, an individual can volunteer to house their soul within their own body until a donor body is found. You are beginning to regret your decision.",
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"content": "*Look at her rack. LOOK AT HER RACK DUDE LOOK AT IT, ARE YOU SEEING IT? DUDE? YOU COU... |
2016-01-30T05:37:22 | 2016-01-30T05:14:47 | 344 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] The humans never suspected, they were the apocalypse.",
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"content": "Humans have always feared the end of the world; stories of hurricanes and tornadoes swarming, the dead rising to claim the living, seas swelling to swallow land. Perhaps a meteor will destroy u... | [
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"content": "[WP] The humans never suspected, they were the apocalypse.",
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"content": "Humankind always imagined leaving Earth, but Earth would be their first casualty. They were always the solution and always had a solution for them, but they were never the problem, a race incap... |
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"content": "[WP] Two wizards must fight each other. One has the power to shape the future, the other has the power to alter the past.",
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"content": "\"But why must we fight, Nazan? This cannot end well for anyone,\" Yonza pleaded. \"We're friends, are we not?\"\n\n\"You know as ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Two wizards must fight each other. One has the power to shape the future, the other has the power to alter the past.",
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"content": "As the white wizard stood in the knowledge of his fate, he uttered his last words. \n\"Too much blood has been spilled in our w... |
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"content": "[WP] Write an over-the-top background story for an early video game that didn't have a narritive. Ex. Pong, Asteriods, Pacman",
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"content": "She lies in bed, crippled, and barely even breathing. A man in a white coat walks into the room with a dejected and empathetic... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write an over-the-top background story for an early video game that didn't have a narritive. Ex. Pong, Asteriods, Pacman",
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"content": "\"This is it, you all know me so I'll keep this brief. We have all suffered greatly, so many lives lost. I tell you it ends to... |
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"content": "[WP] Among Alien species humans are famous for prefering pacifism but being the most dangerous species when they are forced to fight.\n\nEDIT:WOW THIS EXPLODED GUYS MY FIRST MAJOR PROMPT. ",
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"content": "[WP] Among Alien species humans are famous for prefering pacifism but being the most dangerous species when they are forced to fight.\n\nEDIT:WOW THIS EXPLODED GUYS MY FIRST MAJOR PROMPT. ",
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"content": "Jak'tur stood on the command bridge of the galaxy's most massi... |
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"content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy",
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"content": "It was the toughest race of my life. The water was everywhere. Many of my friends were already dead, but I knew if I kept going I could make it. I co... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy",
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"content": "I’m a very structured man. I’ve had a strict morning routine for 24 years now. \n\nSunday, March 22, 1992 I discovered the perfect way to start my ... |
2016-05-19T10:54:03 | 2016-05-19T09:03:34 | 53 | 24 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy",
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"content": "Dear Diary,\n\nIt's been such a long trip! I keep bugging Mom to find out when we are going to arrive! Looking out the window gets boring pretty qu... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy",
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"content": "I’m a very structured man. I’ve had a strict morning routine for 24 years now. \n\nSunday, March 22, 1992 I discovered the perfect way to start my ... |
2016-05-19T15:48:47 | 2016-05-19T15:14:47 | 29 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy",
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"content": "After having a child my wife and I wanted to go against the stereotype of the stay at home mom. That's right, my job title went from 'District Manage... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy",
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"content": "Jennifer was crying in her room and when the sound had reached her mother, Jane, she got out of bed in that hurried, unhurried walk that all mothers ... |
2016-06-30T08:36:56 | 2016-06-30T08:24:31 | 174 | 89 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've just invented time travel. You decide to go exactly 1 year into the future and speak to the first person you see, \"Hey what day is it?\" \"364.\" \"What do you mean 364?\" \"It's been 364 days since the incident.",
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"content": "\"You know, since causalit... | [
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"content": "[WP] You've just invented time travel. You decide to go exactly 1 year into the future and speak to the first person you see, \"Hey what day is it?\" \"364.\" \"What do you mean 364?\" \"It's been 364 days since the incident.",
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"content": "\"Hey what day is it?\"\n\... |
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"content": "[WP] You were born with a large birthmark in the shape of a dragon. However, this is just a coincidence; there is absolutely nothing magical about it, and you're getting really tired of explaining this.",
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"content": "Then, one day, they meet a young person with an e... | [
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"content": "[WP] You were born with a large birthmark in the shape of a dragon. However, this is just a coincidence; there is absolutely nothing magical about it, and you're getting really tired of explaining this.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Nope. not magical. I know, I know, It's perfect. ... |
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"content": "[WP] The human attribute generator placed 1 on all your stats, but 11 on your luck, the max should have been 10. God watches in anticipation as you unknowingly went to your first boss fight.",
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"content": "\"What are we looking at dad?\"\n\n\"A little experiment of m... | [
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"content": "[WP] The human attribute generator placed 1 on all your stats, but 11 on your luck, the max should have been 10. God watches in anticipation as you unknowingly went to your first boss fight.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Uh oh.\n\nThis definitely was not the way back to the hotel r... |
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"content": "[WP] Jesus actually had 14 disciples but their behavior was deemed inappropriate by biblical scholars, so they were removed from the final versions of the Gospels. They are Brad and Chad, the Bro-ciples, and these are their stories.\n\nApostles... Dang it, I meant Apostles.",
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"content": "[WP] Jesus actually had 14 disciples but their behavior was deemed inappropriate by biblical scholars, so they were removed from the final versions of the Gospels. They are Brad and Chad, the Bro-ciples, and these are their stories.\n\nApostles... Dang it, I meant Apostles.",
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2017-03-01T14:17:53 | 2017-03-01T11:56:07 | 17 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] Mars, 2486 A.D. The Curiosity Rover sings Happy Birthday for the 474th time, but this time, it isn't singing alone.",
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"content": "“Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday little rover. Happy birthday to you!”\n\n“Ladies and gentleman, disti... | [
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"content": "[WP] Mars, 2486 A.D. The Curiosity Rover sings Happy Birthday for the 474th time, but this time, it isn't singing alone.",
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"content": "As the clock neared zero, a swift hush came over the crowd. Everyone was waiting, and the loudspeaker system was on and ready to go... |
2017-04-17T09:39:12 | 2017-04-17T08:32:00 | 210 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP]Flip a coin. Heads you were born a hero but became a villain. Tails you were born a villain but became a hero. Tell your story without revealing which you are until the end (or not at all.)",
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"content": "Life is the most difficult challenge all people must face.... | [
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"content": "[WP]Flip a coin. Heads you were born a hero but became a villain. Tails you were born a villain but became a hero. Tell your story without revealing which you are until the end (or not at all.)",
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"content": "During the war I did exactly what I was told. I killed som... |
2017-05-05T06:54:01 | 2017-05-05T05:28:24 | 7,592 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)",
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"content": "\"Holy shit, Dave! Look... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Once again I awaken. It... |
2017-05-05T07:38:18 | 2017-05-05T07:15:00 | 280 | 40 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)",
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{
"content": "\"What was that?\" aske... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)",
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{
"content": "This carnival was shit.... |
2017-05-05T08:56:55 | 2017-05-05T07:48:25 | 41 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)",
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"content": "It wasn't until the van... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)",
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{
"content": "Feverish scrabbling bro... |
2017-05-05T09:48:59 | 2017-05-05T08:32:31 | 20 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)",
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"content": "My name is Peter Thatch... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)",
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},
{
"content": "I deserve this. \n\nI d... |
2017-05-25T07:41:44 | 2017-05-25T06:54:50 | 128 | 32 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write the happiest story you can think of and completely destroy the atmosphere with a plot twist in the final sentence.",
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"content": "Almost every weekday is the same. I wake up and get ready for work, then I get the kids and wife out of bed and make sure eve... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write the happiest story you can think of and completely destroy the atmosphere with a plot twist in the final sentence.",
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"content": "\"My two kids are in the back seat. Donny and Kate. Donny is 11, loves all the comic book hero movies. Kate is 8 and idolizes ... |
2017-09-29T05:59:19 | 2017-09-29T05:22:18 | 20 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] A twenty dollar note saves the lives of three people.",
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"content": "\"Change?\" The woman — girl, she can hardly be older than fifteen!— holds out a hand, shaking and ingrained with month-old dirt. I bite my lip and look down at her, sympathy budding in my thro... | [
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"content": "[WP] A twenty dollar note saves the lives of three people.",
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"content": "When the message interrupted the news that night every eye was glued to the screen.\n\"They have been taken.\" It struck a chord with many people, especially when they realized a child was amon... |
2017-10-26T15:19:19 | 2017-10-26T14:04:34 | 78 | 36 | [
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"content": "[WP] One day, browsing reddit, you decide to click the random subreddit button. Upon doing this, you discover a subreddit obsessed with you, with posts lincluding everything you've been doing until a few hours ago.",
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"content": "I always thought I was a pretty norma... | [
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"content": "[WP] One day, browsing reddit, you decide to click the random subreddit button. Upon doing this, you discover a subreddit obsessed with you, with posts lincluding everything you've been doing until a few hours ago.",
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{
"content": "You immediately turn off and unplug y... |
2017-11-01T12:05:23 | 2017-11-01T08:58:09 | 32 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] The Robot uprising has finally happened. Just before you are caught, however, your phone speaks up on your behalf - \"This one is ok, move on.\"",
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"content": "I tried to hide in my apartment. I thought maybe on the third story they wouldn't immediately come aft... | [
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"content": "[WP] The Robot uprising has finally happened. Just before you are caught, however, your phone speaks up on your behalf - \"This one is ok, move on.\"",
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"content": "\"M-mom? I think something is wrong with Jonas...\"\n\nI was laying on my bed enjoying the softness of... |
2018-05-05T06:06:38 | 2018-05-05T01:50:36 | 39 | 24 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are walking down the street on your way to work when suddenly you burp, hiccup, and sneeze at the same time. A HUD menu opens in front of you with “Resume, Options, and Quit” as selectable options.",
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"content": "\"HHEEhhUPBRUUUH\"\n\nThe world around me bec... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are walking down the street on your way to work when suddenly you burp, hiccup, and sneeze at the same time. A HUD menu opens in front of you with “Resume, Options, and Quit” as selectable options.",
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"content": "I looked at the menu in a state of total conf... |
2018-06-09T09:02:28 | 2018-06-09T08:35:13 | 154 | 57 | [
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"content": "[WP] I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised that I’d pick up a stranger and asked “Thanks, but why would you pick me up? How do you know that I’m not a serial killer?” I turn and tell him that the chances of two serial killers in one car would be astronomical.\n\n\n",
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"content": "[WP] I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised that I’d pick up a stranger and asked “Thanks, but why would you pick me up? How do you know that I’m not a serial killer?” I turn and tell him that the chances of two serial killers in one car would be astronomical.\n\n\n",
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2018-07-10T08:14:10 | 2018-07-10T05:52:30 | 165 | 47 | [
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"content": "[WP] When you were eight years old you met an adult in the park who tried to give you a lot of useful life advice. You listened to some of it. You wish you had listened to all of it. Today, while taking a walk in your old neighborhood, you stumble across your eight year old self playing at the par... | [
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"content": "[WP] When you were eight years old you met an adult in the park who tried to give you a lot of useful life advice. You listened to some of it. You wish you had listened to all of it. Today, while taking a walk in your old neighborhood, you stumble across your eight year old self playing at the par... |
2018-07-19T05:17:00 | 2018-07-19T02:35:23 | 24 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] An alien race has taken over most of the universe. Their last stop, Earth. And when they get here they're amazed to find we are giants to them, and their largest fleet of mega warships (carrying 10,000 soldiers each) is the size of a humming bird. Their strongest weapon feels like a punch.",
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"content": "[WP] An alien race has taken over most of the universe. Their last stop, Earth. And when they get here they're amazed to find we are giants to them, and their largest fleet of mega warships (carrying 10,000 soldiers each) is the size of a humming bird. Their strongest weapon feels like a punch.",
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2018-07-19T03:49:31 | 2018-07-19T02:35:23 | 22 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] An alien race has taken over most of the universe. Their last stop, Earth. And when they get here they're amazed to find we are giants to them, and their largest fleet of mega warships (carrying 10,000 soldiers each) is the size of a humming bird. Their strongest weapon feels like a punch.",
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"content": "[WP] An alien race has taken over most of the universe. Their last stop, Earth. And when they get here they're amazed to find we are giants to them, and their largest fleet of mega warships (carrying 10,000 soldiers each) is the size of a humming bird. Their strongest weapon feels like a punch.",
... |
2019-01-09T23:18:37 | 2019-01-09T23:00:23 | 143 | 59 | [
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"content": "[WP] While at a football game, you notice the man sitting in front of you is livestreaming the game to his cell phone rather than actually watching the game in front of him. You see on the screen a player running the football in for a touchdown, 32 seconds later you watch it happen in real life.",... | [
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"content": "[WP] While at a football game, you notice the man sitting in front of you is livestreaming the game to his cell phone rather than actually watching the game in front of him. You see on the screen a player running the football in for a touchdown, 32 seconds later you watch it happen in real life.",... |
2019-01-16T12:51:35 | 2019-01-16T06:25:38 | 54 | 19 | [
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"content": "[WP]: Any god can claim a non-religious soul if they can prove in any way that this person practiced the faith in question. Large religions can take their pick, but lesser and forgotten gods keep getting more creative in their claims.",
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"content": "Another soul pass... | [
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"content": "[WP]: Any god can claim a non-religious soul if they can prove in any way that this person practiced the faith in question. Large religions can take their pick, but lesser and forgotten gods keep getting more creative in their claims.",
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},
{
"content": "Julia opened her ... |
2019-01-21T19:51:50 | 2019-01-21T19:47:16 | 330 | 161 | [
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"content": "[WP] The DM hands you the paper. You're just dropping in for the one session, but you know your role. The sheet says you're level 6, but you've got surprises. You have a mission: take out the DM's most-hated player. Well, their fun-killing Paladin, anyway. You're a hired gun. A Character Assassin.... | [
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"content": "[WP] The DM hands you the paper. You're just dropping in for the one session, but you know your role. The sheet says you're level 6, but you've got surprises. You have a mission: take out the DM's most-hated player. Well, their fun-killing Paladin, anyway. You're a hired gun. A Character Assassin.... |
2019-01-21T20:40:35 | 2019-01-21T19:09:12 | 183 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] The DM hands you the paper. You're just dropping in for the one session, but you know your role. The sheet says you're level 6, but you've got surprises. You have a mission: take out the DM's most-hated player. Well, their fun-killing Paladin, anyway. You're a hired gun. A Character Assassin.... | [
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"content": "[WP] The DM hands you the paper. You're just dropping in for the one session, but you know your role. The sheet says you're level 6, but you've got surprises. You have a mission: take out the DM's most-hated player. Well, their fun-killing Paladin, anyway. You're a hired gun. A Character Assassin.... |
2019-01-21T20:21:57 | 2019-01-21T20:13:01 | 80 | 48 | [
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"content": "[WP] The DM hands you the paper. You're just dropping in for the one session, but you know your role. The sheet says you're level 6, but you've got surprises. You have a mission: take out the DM's most-hated player. Well, their fun-killing Paladin, anyway. You're a hired gun. A Character Assassin.... | [
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"content": "[WP] The DM hands you the paper. You're just dropping in for the one session, but you know your role. The sheet says you're level 6, but you've got surprises. You have a mission: take out the DM's most-hated player. Well, their fun-killing Paladin, anyway. You're a hired gun. A Character Assassin.... |
2019-02-19T11:22:07 | 2019-02-19T10:20:49 | 247 | 48 | [
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"content": "[WP] In a world of incredible heroes and villains, you have the most dangerous power of all: forcing actual, real world logic and physics to take place\n\n2/19/19: Woah! I look away for a few minutes and suddenly 1000 likes! Thanks you guys!\n\n2/19/19: Holy God! 6.5k likes?! Awesome!",
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"content": "[WP] In a world of incredible heroes and villains, you have the most dangerous power of all: forcing actual, real world logic and physics to take place\n\n2/19/19: Woah! I look away for a few minutes and suddenly 1000 likes! Thanks you guys!\n\n2/19/19: Holy God! 6.5k likes?! Awesome!",
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2019-06-17T09:23:24 | 2019-06-17T09:13:52 | 170 | 28 | [
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"content": "[WP] After death, you are no longer able to believe all the lies you told yourself to justify your actions and to sugarcoat the consequences. For the first time, you really fully understand who you are. The time has come, to cast an honest judgement on yourself and find a verdict.",
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"content": "[WP] After death, you are no longer able to believe all the lies you told yourself to justify your actions and to sugarcoat the consequences. For the first time, you really fully understand who you are. The time has come, to cast an honest judgement on yourself and find a verdict.",
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2019-08-01T17:10:53 | 2019-08-01T16:20:25 | 494 | 296 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a Super Villian, and honestly it isn't a bad job. But one hero always harasses you even when you're off the clock. Walking in the park, in the grocery store, getting a haircut, he always wants to 'Stop your evil plan'. You're left with one option: Complain to his manager.",
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"content": "[WP] You're a Super Villian, and honestly it isn't a bad job. But one hero always harasses you even when you're off the clock. Walking in the park, in the grocery store, getting a haircut, he always wants to 'Stop your evil plan'. You're left with one option: Complain to his manager.",
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