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"content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.",
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"content": "Happy seeing my kids at the top of the stair\n\nWaiting for their dad to come home from work\n\nThey shout \"daddy!\" and I forget the day\n\nand f... | [
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"content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.",
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"content": "The world is a brutal, selfish cocksucker of a whore\n\nEverything, everywhere, everyone, everyplace, every day is colossal subterfuge \n\nThe will... |
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"content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.",
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"content": "Happy seeing my kids at the top of the stair\n\nWaiting for their dad to come home from work\n\nThey shout \"daddy!\" and I forget the day\n\nand f... | [
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"content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.",
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"content": "You are one of several billion clones in the world\n \nEverybody everywhere living lives you'll never get to see\n\n You can't help but wonder ho... |
2015-02-12T22:26:14 | 2015-02-12T21:58:33 | 26 | 14 | [
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"content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.",
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"content": "Ten years you held my heart locked in a cage.\n\nI strive for calm but begin to come unhinged\n\nYou destroyed our lives with your casual fling\n\n... | [
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"content": "The world is a brutal, selfish cocksucker of a whore\n\nEverything, everywhere, everyone, everyplace, every day is colossal subterfuge \n\nThe will... |
2015-03-26T13:38:58 | 2015-03-26T12:20:39 | 28 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] Close the biggest plot hole in your favorite book or movie",
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"content": "\"I will go to Mordor, though I do not know the way. Gandalf, could we fly?\"\n\n\"Yes, Frodo, let's fly. On an eagle. To Mordor. Let's be miles above the ground and the lone object in... | [
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"content": "*WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (original)*\n\n**CHARLIE:** Grandpa? It says I can take somebody with me. I \nwish you could go.\n\n**GRANDPA JOE:** (struggling to get out of bed)... |
2015-07-03T00:27:19 | 2015-07-02T23:25:51 | 26 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP]You're the Interim CEO of a major internet company. Every decision you make seems to just go completely wrong.",
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"content": "As I stared around the boardroom, I felt the eyes of 8 top-level execs on me. It was my time to shine. I walked over to my PowerPoint pre... | [
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"content": "[WP]You're the Interim CEO of a major internet company. Every decision you make seems to just go completely wrong.",
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"content": "12 noon. I slowly open my eyes and let out a stifled yawn. I hate waking up so early, but the mailman should be delivering my AOL cd toda... |
2015-12-07T10:09:17 | 2015-12-07T08:46:53 | 146 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] The Crips and the Bloods ally with each other against ISIS. The world laughs as thousands of gang members board a cruise ship and set sail for the Middle East. The two gangs land on the shores of Syria and begin their fight against ISIS.\n\nLet's see how the two gangs fare. \n\nEDIT: These ar... | [
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"content": "[WP] The Crips and the Bloods ally with each other against ISIS. The world laughs as thousands of gang members board a cruise ship and set sail for the Middle East. The two gangs land on the shores of Syria and begin their fight against ISIS.\n\nLet's see how the two gangs fare. \n\nEDIT: These ar... |
2015-12-07T09:53:36 | 2015-12-07T08:46:53 | 76 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] The Crips and the Bloods ally with each other against ISIS. The world laughs as thousands of gang members board a cruise ship and set sail for the Middle East. The two gangs land on the shores of Syria and begin their fight against ISIS.\n\nLet's see how the two gangs fare. \n\nEDIT: These ar... | [
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2015-12-30T22:31:42 | 2015-12-30T20:45:14 | 70 | 25 | [
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"content": "[WP] You wake up in a tub of ice with a two insicions on your back and a note that reads \"Why don't you have any kidneys? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?\"",
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"content": "Santiago de Buille Preshton of Arch Lambert Avenue, Suite 2201, one Mister Francois Marie-Adem Langlois ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You wake up in a tub of ice with a two insicions on your back and a note that reads \"Why don't you have any kidneys? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?\"",
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"content": "\"Aww fuck this won't be good. I'm in Chongqing so I'm sure this was done by the koruppted boys. The lo... |
2016-03-07T04:38:07 | 2016-03-07T04:31:20 | 256 | 49 | [
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"content": "[WP] God forgot about Earth soon after Adam and Eve, fully expecting them to die. One of the Angels just informed him they survived, and the population is over 7 billion.",
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"content": "God leaned back in their chair and made a gentle clicking sound their tongue. The... | [
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"content": "[WP] God forgot about Earth soon after Adam and Eve, fully expecting them to die. One of the Angels just informed him they survived, and the population is over 7 billion.",
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"content": "\"Like some sort of viral infection on my once beautiful planet. Do they know tha... |
2016-03-07T04:38:07 | 2016-03-07T04:17:08 | 256 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] God forgot about Earth soon after Adam and Eve, fully expecting them to die. One of the Angels just informed him they survived, and the population is over 7 billion.",
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"content": "God leaned back in their chair and made a gentle clicking sound their tongue. The... | [
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"content": "[WP] God forgot about Earth soon after Adam and Eve, fully expecting them to die. One of the Angels just informed him they survived, and the population is over 7 billion.",
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"content": "Inside a large lab with sparkling white walls, a man sat in front of a computer. ... |
2016-05-20T18:33:29 | 2016-05-20T17:16:29 | 23 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a 12 year-old in a world domintated by magic. A small, feeble man appears on your doorstep claiming: \"You're a scientist, Henry\"",
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"content": "Henry Porter was a normal ten year old boy, though he had an odd, pinprick-shaped scar on his forearm. Raised... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a 12 year-old in a world domintated by magic. A small, feeble man appears on your doorstep claiming: \"You're a scientist, Henry\"",
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"content": "\"You're a scientist, Henry.\"\n\nThe words still rang in his head, even more so after he was all but rushed ... |
2016-05-31T06:38:50 | 2016-05-31T06:25:32 | 184 | 52 | [
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"content": "[WP] A frog comes up to a man and tells him if he kisses it, it'll turn into a beautiful princess. He's more interested in having a talking frog with him though.",
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"content": "\"Hello, Sir?\"\n\n\"Yes-- wait, who said that?\"\n\n\"Down here. The frog. Beside your fo... | [
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"content": "[WP] A frog comes up to a man and tells him if he kisses it, it'll turn into a beautiful princess. He's more interested in having a talking frog with him though.",
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"content": "\"If you kiss me, I will make you into a princess!\" the frog croaked from Daniel's should... |
2016-08-19T12:57:18 | 2016-08-19T12:19:14 | 53 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"You're nothing but skin and bones.\" Little do they know that's exactly what you are. You're an undercover skeleton infiltrating the mortal world.",
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"content": "\"Think about it,\" hissed George. \"There's one *inside every single one of us.*\"\n\nCal clatter... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"You're nothing but skin and bones.\" Little do they know that's exactly what you are. You're an undercover skeleton infiltrating the mortal world.",
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"content": "Bob and Jim sit in the office canteen drinking coffee, while staring at James, the new guy. \n\n\"... |
2016-10-16T07:24:17 | 2016-10-16T03:22:33 | 104 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP]To combat overpopulation At birth, everyone gets the right bear 0.75 of a child. Together, a couple has 1.50. After the first child is born, the couple can sell the remaining 0.50 or buy another 0.50 from another couple to have a second child.\n\nI got this idea from /r/CrazyIdeas \n[Source](h... | [
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2017-04-13T05:07:34 | 2017-04-13T04:34:12 | 1,398 | 317 | [
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"content": "[WP] A senile, old superhero still goes out to fight crime. None of the younger heros respect him anymore but all the villains have a soft spot for him.\n\nMaybe he's found himself in the middle of a hero/villain war, or he's just trying to stop a bank robbery. \n\nEdit: wow this uhh... kinda blew... | [
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2017-04-13T06:02:27 | 2017-04-13T05:10:16 | 73 | 10 | [
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2017-04-13T06:23:16 | 2017-04-13T05:12:50 | 44 | 25 | [
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2017-04-22T21:02:26 | 2017-04-22T20:51:13 | 89 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP] All of your pets die in ironic ways. Smokey the dog died in a fire, Sugar the cat died of diabetes, etc. This time you've named your pet something a little... unconventional.",
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"content": "[WP] All of your pets die in ironic ways. Smokey the dog died in a fire, Sugar the cat died of diabetes, etc. This time you've named your pet something a little... unconventional.",
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"content": "I was convinced that I was cursed. All those other pets.... So, I decide... |
2017-05-12T07:46:52 | 2017-05-12T07:20:02 | 1,871 | 543 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.",
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"content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.",
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"content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.",
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"content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.",
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"content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.",
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2017-05-12T13:13:55 | 2017-05-12T09:57:53 | 37 | 27 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.",
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"content": "[WP] It is illegal for people under 18 to talk to people over 21, or vice versa. In between, there is a 3 year period of your life in which you can talk to anybody you want.",
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"content": "I watched the clock as it ticked down the few minutes I had left of being 17. ... | [
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"content": "[WP] It is illegal for people under 18 to talk to people over 21, or vice versa. In between, there is a 3 year period of your life in which you can talk to anybody you want.",
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"content": "He always watched over me. Sometimes, I would catch a smile or a tender glance... |
2017-05-24T22:31:19 | 2017-05-24T21:29:43 | 1,753 | 284 | [
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"content": "[WP]You keep getting kidnapped by the biggest Supervillain on the planet. The Superheroes of the world think it's because you're important, however, it's really because the Villain really likes talking to you. You know this but you can't tell anyone because if you do people will get hurt worse.\n\... | [
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"content": "[WP]You keep getting kidnapped by the biggest Supervillain on the planet. The Superheroes of the world think it's because you're important, however, it's really because the Villain really likes talking to you. You know this but you can't tell anyone because if you do people will get hurt worse.\n\... |
2017-08-28T00:15:26 | 2017-08-27T21:38:39 | 111 | 72 | [
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"content": "[WP] You never kill the spiders in your home, you just whisper \"today you, tomorrow me\" when you set them outside. Now, in your most dire moment, an army of spiders arrives to have your back.",
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"content": "It started as a small shadow on the ground that glistened ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You never kill the spiders in your home, you just whisper \"today you, tomorrow me\" when you set them outside. Now, in your most dire moment, an army of spiders arrives to have your back.",
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"content": "Well, it wasn't easy getting to like them. But it's a tang... |
2017-08-31T09:25:49 | 2017-08-31T08:12:15 | 2,248 | 962 | [
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"content": "[WP] A photographer and a sniper meet in a bar. Neither is aware of the other's occupation. They talk about \"how to take the perfect shot\".",
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"content": "\"I use a tripod a lot.\"\n \n\"Bipod works, too.\" \n \n\"Huh, never thought of that. Steady is importa... | [
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"content": "[WP] A photographer and a sniper meet in a bar. Neither is aware of the other's occupation. They talk about \"how to take the perfect shot\".",
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"content": "She'd told me she'd shot a few people. \n\nI'd laughed. \n\nI shouldn't have laughed. But... but there's 14 tr... |
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"content": "[WP] A photographer and a sniper meet in a bar. Neither is aware of the other's occupation. They talk about \"how to take the perfect shot\".",
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"content": "\"I use a tripod a lot.\"\n \n\"Bipod works, too.\" \n \n\"Huh, never thought of that. Steady is importa... | [
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"content": "[WP] A photographer and a sniper meet in a bar. Neither is aware of the other's occupation. They talk about \"how to take the perfect shot\".",
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"content": "The woman sighed as she put the glass down on the worn wood of the bar counter. \"Again, Jean?\" she asked wit... |
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"content": "[WP] A photographer and a sniper meet in a bar. Neither is aware of the other's occupation. They talk about \"how to take the perfect shot\".",
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"content": "She'd told me she'd shot a few people. \n\nI'd laughed. \n\nI shouldn't have laughed. But... but there's 14 tr... | [
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"content": "[WP] A photographer and a sniper meet in a bar. Neither is aware of the other's occupation. They talk about \"how to take the perfect shot\".",
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"content": "The woman sighed as she put the glass down on the worn wood of the bar counter. \"Again, Jean?\" she asked wit... |
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"content": "[WP] \"You... you, did all of this... for a pun?\"",
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"content": "I decided, today was the day I was going to fulfill my destiny.\n\nI began sorting out all my belongings , anything I could find to sell to fund my odd fetish. Old books, photos, electronics, anything... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"You... you, did all of this... for a pun?\"",
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"content": "\"Oh dear, you are making food tonight?\" Ino asked as she arrived home from work.\n\n\"Yes, today is a special occasion,\" Thomas responded with a grin.\n\n\"Oh? What is it?\" Ino wondered, she walked... |
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"content": "[WP] Write about a world where whenever somebody writes on their skin, it appears on their soulmate's body as well.",
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"content": "It took a damn long time for my ink to show. As kids, none of us could really make out any writing that showed up on our bodies. But the... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write about a world where whenever somebody writes on their skin, it appears on their soulmate's body as well.",
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"content": "I can't believe it. On her right forearm is the same tattoo that I have. It's the symbol for fire, not from Avatar. She must've grown ti... |
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"content": "[WP] After grazing your child's cut knee one afternoon, you discover you have the power to heal others simply by touching them. You use your new gift to rid a plethora of illnesses and wounds in your community. One day, you exhaust your powers and see a familiar cut form on your knee....\n\n\n\n",... | [
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"content": "[WP] After grazing your child's cut knee one afternoon, you discover you have the power to heal others simply by touching them. You use your new gift to rid a plethora of illnesses and wounds in your community. One day, you exhaust your powers and see a familiar cut form on your knee....\n\n\n\n",... |
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"content": "[WP] After grazing your child's cut knee one afternoon, you discover you have the power to heal others simply by touching them. You use your new gift to rid a plethora of illnesses and wounds in your community. One day, you exhaust your powers and see a familiar cut form on your knee....\n\n\n\n",... | [
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"content": "[WP] Humans blood gets darker the more evil we do. One day you are suspected of murder, they draw your blood to test if you are truely a murderer. You blood is a clear white. You realize that you can get a way with almost everything now, seeing as to how you actually did commit the murder.",
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"content": "[WP] Humans blood gets darker the more evil we do. One day you are suspected of murder, they draw your blood to test if you are truely a murderer. You blood is a clear white. You realize that you can get a way with almost everything now, seeing as to how you actually did commit the murder.",
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"content": "[WP] Turns out Humans are tiny compared to any other species of aliens, allowing them to live off in the nooks and crannies of alien spaceships. Colonies can live on ships for generations unseen and unknown, or have a mutually beneficial relationship with a crew.",
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"content": "[WP] The man who ruined your relationship with your fiancée and then mysteriously disappeared has now returned to town. After such a long time you have now come face-to-face with Cotton Eye Joe",
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"content": "It’s been 10 years since I left David at the altar, surrou... | [
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"content": "[WP] The man who ruined your relationship with your fiancée and then mysteriously disappeared has now returned to town. After such a long time you have now come face-to-face with Cotton Eye Joe",
"role": "user"
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"content": "It was utterly impossible to see the man walking again. No... |
2018-09-15T10:39:10 | 2018-09-15T09:43:21 | 466 | 185 | [
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"content": "[WP] When you kill someone, you get their best trait. Except it's what *they* think is their best trait.",
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"content": "It was him. It was him from the photo, she could tell, that horrible man that everyone talked about, yet only in a whisper, as if the very mention ... | [
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"content": "[WP] When you kill someone, you get their best trait. Except it's what *they* think is their best trait.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "When I kill someone, I get what THEY think is their best trait. Now, I don’t want to start caring for all the people I kill; – that would ruin the ... |
2019-02-12T04:15:10 | 2019-02-12T04:15:07 | 120 | 55 | [
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"content": "[WP] Medieval times, a woman is accused by villagers of being a witch and she is put in a cage to drown, after 3 minutes she is not dead so they burn her at the stake but she survives that too, villagers now realize they finally found a real witch and don’t know what to do next...",
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"content": "[WP] Medieval times, a woman is accused by villagers of being a witch and she is put in a cage to drown, after 3 minutes she is not dead so they burn her at the stake but she survives that too, villagers now realize they finally found a real witch and don’t know what to do next...",
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"content": "[WP] You lay there, in the middle of nowhere, dying. There at your side a ghost appears, he's not there to save you, he can't. He's there to give you company, so you won't die alone like it did so many years ago.",
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"content": "[WP] You lay there, in the middle of nowhere, dying. There at your side a ghost appears, he's not there to save you, he can't. He's there to give you company, so you won't die alone like it did so many years ago.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "The car had fallen into a river, appare... |
2019-04-15T08:28:05 | 2019-04-15T05:44:17 | 23 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've saved countless teenage lives. You're the person who convinced the world that to summon Bloody Mary you say her name 3 times, instead of the 5 times it actually takes.",
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"content": "“Sue! Susan! It worked!” Yet another one. I’m Susanna Anne Marie or Susa... | [
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"content": "[WP] You've saved countless teenage lives. You're the person who convinced the world that to summon Bloody Mary you say her name 3 times, instead of the 5 times it actually takes.",
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"content": "It all began as a little trick on an unknowing acquaintance. \n\nRhea's ... |
2019-04-17T09:03:50 | 2019-04-17T08:13:29 | 446 | 69 | [
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"content": "[WP]: Your little crime family ran a restaurant as a money laundering front. However, the place got so popular, you decided to quit the crime and just run the place straight. Now, a new crime organisation is trying to inch into town, on your turf. It's time to get back to business.",
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"content": "[WP]: Your little crime family ran a restaurant as a money laundering front. However, the place got so popular, you decided to quit the crime and just run the place straight. Now, a new crime organisation is trying to inch into town, on your turf. It's time to get back to business.",
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"content": "[WP] You died. Death is boring, a blank black nothing. After a while, boredom sets in. As a joke you shout, \"Let there be light!\" And suddenly, there was Light.",
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"content": "There is nothing around me. No sound. No light. No voices. No touch. I can move, I think,... | [
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"content": "[WP] You died. Death is boring, a blank black nothing. After a while, boredom sets in. As a joke you shout, \"Let there be light!\" And suddenly, there was Light.",
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"content": "Well crap. Im dead. Isnt that fun. Weeeeeee! Void! I love this! This is so much fun float... |
2019-10-16T12:24:03 | 2019-10-16T12:22:25 | 76 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP] After the Battle of Hogwarts, Dudley met a woman and they had a daughter,Sophie. Sophie is the light of their lives,she's always been a pleasant child. The morning of Sophie's 11th birthday,there’s a knock at the door. Harry is here to visit his cousin for the first time in almost 20 years.\n... | [
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"content": "[WP] After the Battle of Hogwarts, Dudley met a woman and they had a daughter,Sophie. Sophie is the light of their lives,she's always been a pleasant child. The morning of Sophie's 11th birthday,there’s a knock at the door. Harry is here to visit his cousin for the first time in almost 20 years.\n... |
2019-10-25T08:22:11 | 2019-10-25T08:21:31 | 218 | 107 | [
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"content": "[WP] Interstellar wars are quick, most species die of shock quite quickly. Getting shot was a death sentence. That was until humans joined the Galaxy...",
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"content": "If you shot a man, what would you expect? A little bit of blood, the heart stopping and their brain... | [
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"content": "[WP] Interstellar wars are quick, most species die of shock quite quickly. Getting shot was a death sentence. That was until humans joined the Galaxy...",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Every single species of the council had something that made it unique. \n\nThe Tara'Gi could fly.\n... |
2019-10-25T08:47:26 | 2019-10-25T08:21:31 | 217 | 107 | [
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"content": "[WP] Interstellar wars are quick, most species die of shock quite quickly. Getting shot was a death sentence. That was until humans joined the Galaxy...",
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"content": "It was a single scout ship that first orbited the Earth. It’s technology was advanced well beyond t... | [
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"content": "[WP] Interstellar wars are quick, most species die of shock quite quickly. Getting shot was a death sentence. That was until humans joined the Galaxy...",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Every single species of the council had something that made it unique. \n\nThe Tara'Gi could fly.\n... |
2019-10-25T08:58:03 | 2019-10-25T08:49:00 | 65 | 41 | [
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"content": "[WP] Interstellar wars are quick, most species die of shock quite quickly. Getting shot was a death sentence. That was until humans joined the Galaxy...",
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"content": "Juan wasn't sure about this. \n\nHe was recruited at the New Madrid post of the colonial marines, o... | [
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"content": "[WP] Interstellar wars are quick, most species die of shock quite quickly. Getting shot was a death sentence. That was until humans joined the Galaxy...",
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"content": "The stars were massive, and humanity was new, most species had awaited the next enlightened age of ... |
2020-02-26T05:10:36 | 2020-02-26T04:53:48 | 1,182 | 234 | [
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"content": "[WP]everyone has a sigil on their body that represents powers that were bestowed onto humanity after the rapture of the Milky Way. The bullies at school always pick on you because you never used your power, but you’ve had enough. Now they are going to find out why your sigil is a plain old circle"... | [
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"content": "[WP]everyone has a sigil on their body that represents powers that were bestowed onto humanity after the rapture of the Milky Way. The bullies at school always pick on you because you never used your power, but you’ve had enough. Now they are going to find out why your sigil is a plain old circle"... |
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"content": "[WP]everyone has a sigil on their body that represents powers that were bestowed onto humanity after the rapture of the Milky Way. The bullies at school always pick on you because you never used your power, but you’ve had enough. Now they are going to find out why your sigil is a plain old circle"... | [
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"content": "[WP]everyone has a sigil on their body that represents powers that were bestowed onto humanity after the rapture of the Milky Way. The bullies at school always pick on you because you never used your power, but you’ve had enough. Now they are going to find out why your sigil is a plain old circle"... |
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"content": "[WP]everyone has a sigil on their body that represents powers that were bestowed onto humanity after the rapture of the Milky Way. The bullies at school always pick on you because you never used your power, but you’ve had enough. Now they are going to find out why your sigil is a plain old circle"... | [
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"content": "[WP]everyone has a sigil on their body that represents powers that were bestowed onto humanity after the rapture of the Milky Way. The bullies at school always pick on you because you never used your power, but you’ve had enough. Now they are going to find out why your sigil is a plain old circle"... |
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"content": "[WP] Humans have always been feared throughout the universe for surviving in the harshest environments, drinking and eating highly poisonous drinks and foods as well as taming and even domesticating dangerous beasts. One applies for a position at your company.",
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"content": "[WP] Humans have always been feared throughout the universe for surviving in the harshest environments, drinking and eating highly poisonous drinks and foods as well as taming and even domesticating dangerous beasts. One applies for a position at your company.",
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"content": "[WP] Time travel is invented, but we can't go back farther than one week. Apparently, that's when the universe was created.\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "[WP] Time travel is invented, but we can't go back farther than one week. Apparently, that's when the universe was created.\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "I am looking at the night sky, watching billions of stars, shining. We have all been taught in school, that the lig... |
2020-12-09T10:38:14 | 2020-12-09T10:27:48 | 20 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Humanity will only unite if they have a common enemy. In that unity, they will achieve peace, for as long as that enemy lives.\" He looked at you with his dark tired eyes, your weapon on his neck, as he croaked, \"That's why I chose to be the bad guy.\"",
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"content": "[WP] \"Humanity will only unite if they have a common enemy. In that unity, they will achieve peace, for as long as that enemy lives.\" He looked at you with his dark tired eyes, your weapon on his neck, as he croaked, \"That's why I chose to be the bad guy.\"",
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"content": "[WP] \"Wait, so there's no gold?\" \"Of COURSE there's no gold. I'm a huge freaking dragon; why would I need to buy anything? I live in a cave, for fuck's sake. WHY do you humans always think I have gold?\"",
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"content": "[WP] \"Wait, so there's no gold?\" \"Of COURSE there's no gold. I'm a huge freaking dragon; why would I need to buy anything? I live in a cave, for fuck's sake. WHY do you humans always think I have gold?\"",
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"content": "“GOLD!” Fengrid roared, causing the intruders... |
2020-12-30T17:11:26 | 2020-12-30T12:59:50 | 21 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've just been suckered into buying a mermaid. You think it's just a scam, but she's real. She's also not a G rated mermaid. She drinks human blood, tries to lure men to their death and curses like a drunken sailor. Contractually, she points out, you're stuck with her.",
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"content": "[WP] You've just been suckered into buying a mermaid. You think it's just a scam, but she's real. She's also not a G rated mermaid. She drinks human blood, tries to lure men to their death and curses like a drunken sailor. Contractually, she points out, you're stuck with her.",
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"content": "[WP] You know for a fact that time travel will be invented in your lifetime. Because future version of you keep appearing to dramatically stop you doing seemingly inconsequential things for seemingly petty reasons.",
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"content": "[WP] You know for a fact that time travel will be invented in your lifetime. Because future version of you keep appearing to dramatically stop you doing seemingly inconsequential things for seemingly petty reasons.",
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"content": "[WP] Everyone's always happy in your uncle's presence. As his favorite naphew, he invited you to go stargazing one night. \"Well, it's been fun, but now it's time for me to go back. See you around kiddo.\" You thought he was joking, but you never saw him again. No one else seemed to remember him t... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone's always happy in your uncle's presence. As his favorite naphew, he invited you to go stargazing one night. \"Well, it's been fun, but now it's time for me to go back. See you around kiddo.\" You thought he was joking, but you never saw him again. No one else seemed to remember him t... |
2022-01-06T14:51:06 | 2022-01-06T14:26:49 | 159 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] The three rules have been passed down from generation to generation: One, when it visits, do not refuse it entry. Two, when it offers a gift, do not reject its generosity. Three, when it leaves, do not turn your back until it is no longer in sight. In this way, our family has been kept safe."... | [
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"content": "[WP] The three rules have been passed down from generation to generation: One, when it visits, do not refuse it entry. Two, when it offers a gift, do not reject its generosity. Three, when it leaves, do not turn your back until it is no longer in sight. In this way, our family has been kept safe."... |
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"content": "[WP] For a thousand years, mages have imbued wands with their power. They have enchanted rings, amulets, swords, staves, armor, and all manner of shining bauble. However, to your knowledge, you are the first to use... a pocket watch. Why? Well, frankly, you just thought it would be neat.",
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"content": "[WP] There's two kinds of magical disfigurement. One is trollification, where your magic has gone so utterly WRONG that your body shifts into grotesque shapes just to survive it. It's nasty, but it's usually fixable. The other is Elvenification, which is permanent because you can't fix 'perfection... | [
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"content": "[WP] There's two kinds of magical disfigurement. One is trollification, where your magic has gone so utterly WRONG that your body shifts into grotesque shapes just to survive it. It's nasty, but it's usually fixable. The other is Elvenification, which is permanent because you can't fix 'perfection... |
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"content": "[FF] How I Survived The Zombie Outbreak\n\nWORD LIMIT: 200 WORDS\n\nPROMPT: It's happened about two weeks ago. The zombie outbreak. Your character was somehow able to survive, being in one of the epicenters of the event. How did they survive those first two weeks?",
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"content": "[FF] How I Survived The Zombie Outbreak\n\nWORD LIMIT: 200 WORDS\n\nPROMPT: It's happened about two weeks ago. The zombie outbreak. Your character was somehow able to survive, being in one of the epicenters of the event. How did they survive those first two weeks?",
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"content": "[WP] You are a wizard that specializes in summoning magic. Unlike other summoners that forcefully bind otherworldly creatures to do their bidding, you are the eldritch equivalent of \"I know a guy\".",
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"content": "The embarrassing thing is that I didn't even start o... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a wizard that specializes in summoning magic. Unlike other summoners that forcefully bind otherworldly creatures to do their bidding, you are the eldritch equivalent of \"I know a guy\".",
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"content": "People often misunderstand the way magic works. Do s... |
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"content": "[WP] A classic Disney movie, but the protagonist is now the villian",
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"content": "**A Tale of a Man and a Monster**\n\nBright was the night when your tale was begun\n\nWhen the streets of Paris burned bright like the Sun\n\n2 men, one holy, do guess if you can\n\nWh... | [
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"content": "[WP] A classic Disney movie, but the protagonist is now the villian",
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"content": "I will admit that I had become coarse in my tenure. But coarseness is to be expected when one works for decades on end only to find that ultimately, our entire empire is being run by a... |
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"content": "[WP] A portal to Hell is discovered. Mankind invades.",
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"content": "[WP] A portal to Hell is discovered. Mankind invades.",
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"content": "When we first sent our hounds through the overlords laughed in glee, giddy about the new species we would have on the racks of this new found world. For ages we have opened portal after portal and ... |
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"content": "[WP] Create a character who is a paragon of virtue, kind and good and all round awesome. Make me hate this character.",
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"content": "J. Harden, 89, died a leader of his community. In recent years Harden was lauded for his works with the homeless and needy lights of o... | [
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"content": "[WP] Create a character who is a paragon of virtue, kind and good and all round awesome. Make me hate this character.",
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"content": "Steven had swapped our essays. It was quite ingenuously done, and I didn't realise what had happened until I heard him talk about it t... |
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"content": "[WP] At your job, you have one task. Every day you go in, sit at your desk, and wait for a red light to turn on. When it does, you push a button. You repeat this process until the end of your shift. One day, you find out what the button does...",
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"content": "[WP] At your job, you have one task. Every day you go in, sit at your desk, and wait for a red light to turn on. When it does, you push a button. You repeat this process until the end of your shift. One day, you find out what the button does...",
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"content": "I'd bee... |
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"content": "[WP] You grew up in a world exactly like our own in every except one, in your world Magic is real. Every mage goes through a personality test to help them determine a theme for their magic. Today is your testing day.\n\nTo clarify, a theme can be anything from what kind of magic you do to how your... | [
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"content": "[WP] You grew up in a world exactly like our own in every except one, in your world Magic is real. Every mage goes through a personality test to help them determine a theme for their magic. Today is your testing day.\n\nTo clarify, a theme can be anything from what kind of magic you do to how your... |
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"content": "[WP] Science has advanced far beyond human understanding, discoveries are made using supercomputers running vast neural networks. In the darkness, God watches a lonely machine printing output, a new law of nature! Something troubles him, this law is undeniably valid but it's not one that he create... | [
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"content": "[WP] Science has advanced far beyond human understanding, discoveries are made using supercomputers running vast neural networks. In the darkness, God watches a lonely machine printing output, a new law of nature! Something troubles him, this law is undeniably valid but it's not one that he create... |
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"content": "[WP] People stop using Antivirus software because they believe it's making their computers autistic. You are an IT intern at the wake of disaster.",
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"content": "\"Sir,\" said Tim, massaging the folds on his forehead, \"could you repeat that for me?\"\n\n\"I said I d... | [
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"content": "[WP] People stop using Antivirus software because they believe it's making their computers autistic. You are an IT intern at the wake of disaster.",
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"content": "**THE FOLLOWING IS A TRANSCRIPT OF THE FIRST KNOWN CONTACT**\n\n**RANJEET, Number 30224756** - Thank you ... |
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"content": "[WP] Your current self and your self from 8 years ago sit down to have a chat in a cafe.",
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"content": "I never realized how much a few years can change you, but sitting here looking at this clean cut young man with such fervor in his eyes it is apparent.\n\n\"You ha... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your current self and your self from 8 years ago sit down to have a chat in a cafe.",
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"content": "He studies my face intently, uncomfortably, the cup of coffee poised at his lips still. \n\"Wow,\" he breathes, \"You're beautiful. Better looking than most of my... |
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"content": "[WP] You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.\n\nEdit: Wow, great stories so far! Made the front page too. Obligatory thanks!",
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"content": "Hello. I have come. A life for a... | [
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"content": "[WP] You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.\n\nEdit: Wow, great stories so far! Made the front page too. Obligatory thanks!",
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"content": "Your mother handed me a slim pack... |
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"content": "[WP] A patient convinces his therapist to kill himself",
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"content": "\"I just don't see the point, I suppose.\"\n\n\"The point of what?\"\n\n\"Living.\"\n\nDoctor Herman Neumann gazed at the man sitting across from him, on the other side of his desk. Richard, he'd s... | [
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"content": "[WP] A patient convinces his therapist to kill himself",
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"content": "“I just don’t see the point doctor.”\n\nThe man sat hunched on the couch. He looked like he hadn’t shaved in a week. Small bits of dried up food clung to the front of his sweater. Across from him a... |
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"content": "[WP] Years ago a curse was cast that all people wearing costumes would turn into real versions of the costumes. This is now an annual, known and accepted phenomenon.\n\nThis would be best as a prompt closer to halloween but I didn't want to wait that long.",
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"content": "[WP] Years ago a curse was cast that all people wearing costumes would turn into real versions of the costumes. This is now an annual, known and accepted phenomenon.\n\nThis would be best as a prompt closer to halloween but I didn't want to wait that long.",
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"content": "[WP] You tell Death that you will never tire of living no matter how long you live. It makes you a bet that you will and thus grants you true immortality. You've just lived through the second death of the universe and show no sign of stopping. Death is baffled.",
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "Edward Sam M’boma didn't really see his retirement going this direction. The former general thought his last days would be spent watching his grandchildre... | [
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "The dust settled, and a lone black boot came slowly into Major Thomson's view. Heaving a sigh, she raised herself up on her hands, only to be stopped by a ... |
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "PARIS (AP) Leaders from 42 countries gathered in the French capital Tuesday to thank the police detective who singlehandedly defeated the terrorist group k... | [
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "At first, we all thought it was just a stunt to get back in the headlines. We all knew the Prince was a bit of a publicity whore, but there was no way he ... |
2016-01-29T10:18:49 | 2016-01-29T07:12:39 | 389 | 36 | [
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "When Daesh had exploded a bomb right in the middle of the sambodromo, the world was shocked. \n\nFortunately, nobody was killed, but Rio´s carnaval was des... |
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "He grew up on one of the toughest streets in America. Immigrants, weirdos, and living in filth described his young life. As he grew up, he was at first fea... |
2016-01-29T10:18:49 | 2016-01-29T10:11:13 | 389 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "A skinny man stands at a podium in front of hundreds of representatives from different countries. Brushing the long dreaded hair from his face revealing hi... |
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "A man in a white tee-shirt, dust covered jeans, and a hat plops down into a recliner and turns on his television and begins switching through channels unti... |
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "\"Sirs,\" said the man who burst into the room,\n\n\"What, can't you see we are doing important work,\" said the representative of the USA as he and his co... |
2016-01-29T08:59:05 | 2016-01-29T06:58:52 | 345 | 140 | [
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "I carried a pot in each arm, and was struggling to slide down the muddy banks of the stream, when I heard Youssouf cry out. I turned to look for him, but a... |
2016-01-29T06:57:30 | 2016-01-29T06:56:50 | 190 | 55 | [
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "\"Liechtenstein? Really? How the hell did Liechtenstein take out ISIS? And who the hell *is* Liechtenstein?\"\n\nPresident Trump's face was beet red. Gene... | [
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "At first, we all thought it was just a stunt to get back in the headlines. We all knew the Prince was a bit of a publicity whore, but there was no way he ... |
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "\"DEUS VULT!\"\n\nThe battlecry of the newly reborn Papal State rang on the lips of devout Catholics the world over. The faithful had come together once ag... | [
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "They swept across the dunes, conquering all foes before them. Charging forward to the roar of cannon and rifle, no stronghold or fort could stem the tide o... |
2016-01-29T10:29:48 | 2016-01-29T09:04:29 | 20 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "\"Wait.. who?\" \n\"Nigeria sir.\" \n\"Nigeria? The I'm a royal prince who needs your help Nigeria?\" \nThe prime minister leaned back in his chair and... | [
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"content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.",
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"content": "\"Sirs,\" said the man who burst into the room,\n\n\"What, can't you see we are doing important work,\" said the representative of the USA as he and his co... |
2016-06-24T22:19:13 | 2016-06-24T20:59:01 | 163 | 28 | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens try to breed humans in captivity but barely understand anything about our species",
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"content": "You and your humans \nChapter 5: Reproduction\n\nIn previous chapters we covered basic needs of your humans, and by now you might think they are a perfect ch... | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens try to breed humans in captivity but barely understand anything about our species",
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"content": "Log 11.918.2552:\n\nMating rituals remain unobserved, ostensibly. Subject A won't touch Subject B, and vice versa, despite our pheromone simulation. They both... |
2016-07-13T10:38:34 | 2016-07-13T09:58:32 | 60 | 29 | [
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"content": "[WP] While singing gibberish in the shower, you accidentally summon a demon, who then professes an eternity of loyalty for saving it from the doldrums of hell.\n\nor maybe it is pissed you interrupted it while he was watching his favorite show.",
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"content": "[WP] While singing gibberish in the shower, you accidentally summon a demon, who then professes an eternity of loyalty for saving it from the doldrums of hell.\n\nor maybe it is pissed you interrupted it while he was watching his favorite show.",
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"content": "[WP] Valhalla does not discriminate against the kind of fight you lost. Did you lose the battle with cancer? Maybe you died in a fist fight. Even facing addiction. After taking a deep drink from his flagon, Odin slams his cup down and asks for the glorious tale of your demise!",
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"content": "[WP] Valhalla does not discriminate against the kind of fight you lost. Did you lose the battle with cancer? Maybe you died in a fist fight. Even facing addiction. After taking a deep drink from his flagon, Odin slams his cup down and asks for the glorious tale of your demise!",
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"content": "[WP] You are a genius who makes yourself immortal; unfortunately over a few hundred years the average IQ rises so high that you are now considered an idiot.",
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"content": "[WP] You are a genius who makes yourself immortal; unfortunately over a few hundred years the average IQ rises so high that you are now considered an idiot.",
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"content": "\"Grandad, can you tell me about when you were little?\" Timmy said, hopping up onto my lap. \n... |
2016-12-02T01:30:13 | 2016-12-02T01:14:15 | 38 | 26 | [
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"content": "[WP] Ever since you received your letter for Hogwarts you've been curious about all the different spells there are. You've just bought your first wand and the first spell you try is what you believe to be rather humorous. \"AbraCadabra\". Nobody told you this spell was banned. For obvious reasons.... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write an essay BSing your way through a topic you have no clue about.",
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"content": "[WP] Write an essay BSing your way through a topic you have no clue about.",
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"content": "\"Quantum Physics is really quite simple- all you need to remember is that you're dealing with a 'Quantum' (Quantity) of 'Physics' (Like psychics, but with physical powers inste... |
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"content": "[WP] Your daughter has been begging you for a pony, and you told her to write a letter to Santa. On Christmas morning, you find a fire-breathing horse in your front yard, and a package by your front door. Looks like she wrote a letter to Satan, and he delivered.\n\nWhoa. This blew up way more than... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your daughter has been begging you for a pony, and you told her to write a letter to Santa. On Christmas morning, you find a fire-breathing horse in your front yard, and a package by your front door. Looks like she wrote a letter to Satan, and he delivered.\n\nWhoa. This blew up way more than... |
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"content": "[WP] Humans are the first sentients, putting us millenia ahead of aliens. Instead of acting like an \"elder\" species should, we create mysterious artifacts with no actual use, crop cicles and send spooky messages, like \"be quiet, you are in danger\" to the aliens, because we are still childish m... | [
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"content": "[WP] Humans are the first sentients, putting us millenia ahead of aliens. Instead of acting like an \"elder\" species should, we create mysterious artifacts with no actual use, crop cicles and send spooky messages, like \"be quiet, you are in danger\" to the aliens, because we are still childish m... |
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"content": "[WP] Humans are the first sentients, putting us millenia ahead of aliens. Instead of acting like an \"elder\" species should, we create mysterious artifacts with no actual use, crop cicles and send spooky messages, like \"be quiet, you are in danger\" to the aliens, because we are still childish m... | [
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"content": "[WP] Humans are the first sentients, putting us millenia ahead of aliens. Instead of acting like an \"elder\" species should, we create mysterious artifacts with no actual use, crop cicles and send spooky messages, like \"be quiet, you are in danger\" to the aliens, because we are still childish m... |
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"content": "It started as a normal morning. I lay in bed dreading work. After finally dragging myself out of bed I only made it ... |
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