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2015-07-06T17:14:22
2015-07-06T13:52:59
33
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[ { "content": "[WP] Steampunk is Victorian. 1930s Steampunk is Dieselpunk. Write one of the following: Windmillpunk, Knightpunk, Ironpunk, Bronzepunk, Copperpunk, Stonepunk, Dinosaurpunk, Amoebapunk.\n\n~~Stolen from~~Inspired by a throwaway joke in [this](http://www.cracked.com/article_22732_6-baffling-first-dr...
[ { "content": "[WP] Steampunk is Victorian. 1930s Steampunk is Dieselpunk. Write one of the following: Windmillpunk, Knightpunk, Ironpunk, Bronzepunk, Copperpunk, Stonepunk, Dinosaurpunk, Amoebapunk.\n\n~~Stolen from~~Inspired by a throwaway joke in [this](http://www.cracked.com/article_22732_6-baffling-first-dr...
2015-08-08T11:49:54
2015-08-08T09:54:25
274
177
[ { "content": "[WP] Every human has their soulmate's last words to them engraved in their skin from birth.\n\nIdea from this Tumblr post\nhttps://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11206957_778391755645357_8477035769704355007_n.png?oh=5b3f35d575ad3aa39d6ba5c5ed39cce2&oe=56549C83", "role":...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every human has their soulmate's last words to them engraved in their skin from birth.\n\nIdea from this Tumblr post\nhttps://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11206957_778391755645357_8477035769704355007_n.png?oh=5b3f35d575ad3aa39d6ba5c5ed39cce2&oe=56549C83", "role":...
2017-12-01T11:49:56
2017-11-28T14:17:08
2,040
55
[ { "content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Thief sat in a bar. It wasn’t a nice bar; i...
[ { "content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Some days I question whether or not my choices -...
2016-03-11T12:01:40
2016-03-11T11:28:21
32
15
[ { "content": "[WP] You were born with the ability to hear the sound of the weather changing a day before. You could predict if it was going to rain by hearing the sound of rain falling or when a storm was gathering by the sound of thundering. You thought nothing of it until one day all you could hear was silenc...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were born with the ability to hear the sound of the weather changing a day before. You could predict if it was going to rain by hearing the sound of rain falling or when a storm was gathering by the sound of thundering. You thought nothing of it until one day all you could hear was silenc...
2017-04-01T21:45:35
2017-04-01T21:07:54
344
40
[ { "content": "[WP] For the entirety of your life, music that only you can hear has played to inform you how to feel and warn you of upcoming events. Suddenly \"Somewhere Over the Rainbow\" cuts out and \"Duel of the Fates\" begins to play...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It happened while I was ...
[ { "content": "[WP] For the entirety of your life, music that only you can hear has played to inform you how to feel and warn you of upcoming events. Suddenly \"Somewhere Over the Rainbow\" cuts out and \"Duel of the Fates\" begins to play...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The gentle notes of a fa...
2022-08-04T05:56:26
2018-02-14T10:34:04
930
16
[ { "content": "[WP] a woman has been dating guy after guy, but it never seems to work out. She’s unaware that she’s actually been dating the same guy over and over; a shapeshifter who’s fallen for her, and is certain he’s going to get it right this time.\n\nHorror story or romantic comedy?", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] a woman has been dating guy after guy, but it never seems to work out. She’s unaware that she’s actually been dating the same guy over and over; a shapeshifter who’s fallen for her, and is certain he’s going to get it right this time.\n\nHorror story or romantic comedy?", "role": "user" ...
2019-06-02T18:38:51
2019-06-02T16:47:48
119
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You tell your wife and kid you're going out for some cigarettes to the store. You purchase them, and head back home. You notice the neighborhood looks kind of off. When you get home, a 20 something opens the door. He looks you in the eye and asks: Dad?", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
[ { "content": "[WP] You tell your wife and kid you're going out for some cigarettes to the store. You purchase them, and head back home. You notice the neighborhood looks kind of off. When you get home, a 20 something opens the door. He looks you in the eye and asks: Dad?", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
2017-03-25T09:46:47
2017-03-25T09:36:19
147
33
[ { "content": "[WP] You pull off your headphones and the whole world shifts. You're now sitting in a futuristic mall of some kind with a VR headset in your hands and a smiling clipboard-wielding woman asking about \"the Virtual Life Experience™\". The problem: your \"Virtual Life\" is the only one you can rememb...
[ { "content": "[WP] You pull off your headphones and the whole world shifts. You're now sitting in a futuristic mall of some kind with a VR headset in your hands and a smiling clipboard-wielding woman asking about \"the Virtual Life Experience™\". The problem: your \"Virtual Life\" is the only one you can rememb...
2019-03-11T00:37:46
2019-03-10T22:53:43
217
88
[ { "content": "[WP] Your entire life, you've had 4 coins that you are able to teleport to. You lost one a while ago and have been to scared to ever go to it. One day you teleport to the one you keep in your bedroom and you find yourself in an interrogation room, with 2 strange looking soliders walking towards yo...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your entire life, you've had 4 coins that you are able to teleport to. You lost one a while ago and have been to scared to ever go to it. One day you teleport to the one you keep in your bedroom and you find yourself in an interrogation room, with 2 strange looking soliders walking towards yo...
2021-05-20T08:01:46
2021-05-20T06:49:30
225
98
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the city's premier supervillain, but you have a secret. The crimes you commit are not for gain, or to hurt people. You are always subtly testing and pushing 'your' heroes to excel, to be the best they can be. Then a villain with a reputation for murdering heroes shows up in town.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the city's premier supervillain, but you have a secret. The crimes you commit are not for gain, or to hurt people. You are always subtly testing and pushing 'your' heroes to excel, to be the best they can be. Then a villain with a reputation for murdering heroes shows up in town.", ...
2021-06-14T16:28:18
2021-06-14T13:11:41
72
39
[ { "content": "[WP]You are a postman who is in love with a rich girl. But she is in love with some rich guy and you're the unfortunate soul who delivers their love letters. Upon accident, you read one of them, and turns out they are not lovers, but mafia bosses. And turns out the rich guy has a crush on you.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP]You are a postman who is in love with a rich girl. But she is in love with some rich guy and you're the unfortunate soul who delivers their love letters. Upon accident, you read one of them, and turns out they are not lovers, but mafia bosses. And turns out the rich guy has a crush on you.", ...
2015-11-17T05:55:31
2015-11-17T05:44:07
101
15
[ { "content": "[WP] After years of gentile persuasion your best friend since childhood finally agrees to seek professional help for serious mental problems. Much to your dismay, as she begins to improve you slowly start to realize that you are her imaginary friend.\n\nEdit: I see what I did wrong and I see what ...
[ { "content": "[WP] After years of gentile persuasion your best friend since childhood finally agrees to seek professional help for serious mental problems. Much to your dismay, as she begins to improve you slowly start to realize that you are her imaginary friend.\n\nEdit: I see what I did wrong and I see what ...
2016-11-23T11:03:32
2016-11-23T10:57:10
21
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone has a reaper. The further away it is, the longer you have left to live. Every day it inches a little bit closer, but it is always there. Except yours, which disappeared three weeks ago", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, it's been three weeks since I died. I know I know...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone has a reaper. The further away it is, the longer you have left to live. Every day it inches a little bit closer, but it is always there. Except yours, which disappeared three weeks ago", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*****************************************************...
2018-06-30T16:09:28
2018-06-30T15:25:20
865
202
[ { "content": "[WP]: Everyone got a tiny, mundane blessing when they were born. Usually they are so small that people don't even notice them - always hitting the green light in traffic, etc. Yours would be virtually useless, but you figured out a creative loophole that allowed you to rise to the top of the world...
[ { "content": "[WP]: Everyone got a tiny, mundane blessing when they were born. Usually they are so small that people don't even notice them - always hitting the green light in traffic, etc. Yours would be virtually useless, but you figured out a creative loophole that allowed you to rise to the top of the world...
2022-05-10T21:44:19
2015-03-04T06:44:43
1,457
153
[ { "content": "[WP] When turning 21, everyone develops a mutation, either physical (Claws, horns, wings) or mental (telekinesis, extreme intelligence, etc). You've just turned 21, and you're terrified of what you've gained (though others will be impressed).\n\nEdit: Holy shit this blew up. I'm reading these and ...
[ { "content": "[WP] When turning 21, everyone develops a mutation, either physical (Claws, horns, wings) or mental (telekinesis, extreme intelligence, etc). You've just turned 21, and you're terrified of what you've gained (though others will be impressed).\n\nEdit: Holy shit this blew up. I'm reading these and ...
2018-03-06T11:40:04
2018-03-06T11:27:47
2,613
44
[ { "content": "[WP] Long ago the legendary sword Excalibur was melted down and lost to history. The mythical blade's steel ended up in your butter knife, with all its magical properties intact.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "EBAY \nSteel Forged Knife Set with Celtic Engravings. \nPrice: €34,99. ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Long ago the legendary sword Excalibur was melted down and lost to history. The mythical blade's steel ended up in your butter knife, with all its magical properties intact.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I could barely breathe up here. Every step deeper into this attic made a ...
2018-03-13T22:55:30
2018-03-13T22:43:15
1,190
220
[ { "content": "[WP] John Wick is contracted to take out what seemed like a usual mark. Billionaire, heir, playboy, general layabout, Bruce Wayne.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Master Wayne”\n\nAlfred walked into the Wayne Manor’s study, barely passing the threshold of the lavish office. \n\n“Yes...
[ { "content": "[WP] John Wick is contracted to take out what seemed like a usual mark. Billionaire, heir, playboy, general layabout, Bruce Wayne.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Rain poured down in a abysmal onslaught as the sleek town car pulled through the gates and into the winding, scenic drive...
2017-08-09T16:20:59
2017-08-09T16:09:53
34
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that makes absolutely no sense until the last sentence", "role": "user" }, { "content": "First, you’re stuffed into a massive, fiery room. \nThe heat of the room is incredibly powerful, and the pain is overwhelming. After forty minutes of searing pain, after the heat...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that makes absolutely no sense until the last sentence", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Goldfish was left behind, so Taylor decided his life was pretty much over.\n\nNot that it really mattered, considering the talk around town for the last few months had been m...
2020-12-30T00:29:56
2020-12-29T23:13:33
91
45
[ { "content": "[WP] You entered a forest filled with monsters. The exit constantly moves, you don't age in the forest. When exiting, one person must stay unless they are the only one in the forest. Many a time you found the exit but let others leave. For the first time, another asked how long you've been here.",...
[ { "content": "[WP] You entered a forest filled with monsters. The exit constantly moves, you don't age in the forest. When exiting, one person must stay unless they are the only one in the forest. Many a time you found the exit but let others leave. For the first time, another asked how long you've been here.",...
2019-01-18T09:20:12
2019-01-18T07:20:21
163
44
[ { "content": "[WP] We did it! We finally achieved FTL travel! At first, alien races seem thrilled to have a new neighbor. Then they seem terrified of us. We are the only ones to reach the stars with technology instead of magic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "First contact did not exactly go as hu...
[ { "content": "[WP] We did it! We finally achieved FTL travel! At first, alien races seem thrilled to have a new neighbor. Then they seem terrified of us. We are the only ones to reach the stars with technology instead of magic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\\\\/\\\\/\\\\/\\\\/\\\\/\\\\/\\\\/\\\...
2021-01-07T17:41:46
2021-01-07T17:08:55
41
27
[ { "content": "[WP] You, a wildlife photographer, fall into the ice while making a documentary. As you fade into frozen oblivion, you feel a gentle touch on your shoulder. You wake to hundreds of them. They bow. They sing for the dying. They raise their tusks in salute. Heaven is run by the walruses.", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] You, a wildlife photographer, fall into the ice while making a documentary. As you fade into frozen oblivion, you feel a gentle touch on your shoulder. You wake to hundreds of them. They bow. They sing for the dying. They raise their tusks in salute. Heaven is run by the walruses.", "role...
2017-05-16T06:47:35
2017-05-16T06:28:23
54
16
[ { "content": "[WP] After hackers threaten to leak their newest movie, Disney hires an elite group of mercenaries to discourage future attempts. Due to a typo however, the mercenaries assume they have to disguise as Disney characters", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Noooooo\n\nOneeeeeee\n\nHacks lik...
[ { "content": "[WP] After hackers threaten to leak their newest movie, Disney hires an elite group of mercenaries to discourage future attempts. Due to a typo however, the mercenaries assume they have to disguise as Disney characters", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Disclaimer: Script style, meant t...
2021-06-14T11:04:33
2021-06-14T09:09:57
1,900
239
[ { "content": "[WP] As the Village Seer, you peer into the mystical to give the villagers sage wisdom from beyond. The problem is, you're not magical, you're just smart and you live in an exceptionally dumb village.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I did not choose to be here, I was chosen. Placed u...
[ { "content": "[WP] As the Village Seer, you peer into the mystical to give the villagers sage wisdom from beyond. The problem is, you're not magical, you're just smart and you live in an exceptionally dumb village.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Your husband says you should cook me a large pot o...
2018-05-02T03:45:32
2018-05-02T02:55:25
150
108
[ { "content": "[WP] Every child is given a pet rock when they turn ten. For the next decade the rock slowly forms into a shape that resembles the personality of its owner. Your rock still looks like a rock.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“You suck at cycling!” Emily shouted after the cyclist, red ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every child is given a pet rock when they turn ten. For the next decade the rock slowly forms into a shape that resembles the personality of its owner. Your rock still looks like a rock.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Now Ms. Dumar, please lift your arm a bit... and you are se...
2022-02-06T14:46:06
2022-02-06T09:01:28
20
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You are Hestia, the goddess of family and the hearth. On Earth you run a peaceful inn detached from the woes of the world. When war rages and the other gods toy with mortals, you've had enough. It's time to remind them as the first daughter of Cronus, you are the oldest and most powerful god....
[ { "content": "[WP] You are Hestia, the goddess of family and the hearth. On Earth you run a peaceful inn detached from the woes of the world. When war rages and the other gods toy with mortals, you've had enough. It's time to remind them as the first daughter of Cronus, you are the oldest and most powerful god....
2018-03-09T14:28:43
2018-03-09T08:14:28
19
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You were once the most powerful villain. You retired early and are engaged to a minor super hero who isn't aware of your past. They are about to be killed right before your eyes..but you step in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once upon a time, I was Lord Umbral, the stuff of N...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were once the most powerful villain. You retired early and are engaged to a minor super hero who isn't aware of your past. They are about to be killed right before your eyes..but you step in.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I- I'm sorry-\" She gasped as the blade inched cl...
2020-02-18T23:19:20
2020-02-18T20:33:29
203
115
[ { "content": "[WP] As soon as people turn 18, they get the powers of the very first thing they touch. Most people touch fire, water or electricity. You try to do that too, but first you adjust your glasses out of habit.\n\n[deleted]", "role": "user" }, { "content": " Red-hot heat flamed across my fa...
[ { "content": "[WP] As soon as people turn 18, they get the powers of the very first thing they touch. Most people touch fire, water or electricity. You try to do that too, but first you adjust your glasses out of habit.\n\n[deleted]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "At first, you think that you have...
2016-07-22T15:22:27
2016-07-22T13:16:17
123
11
[ { "content": "[WP]When you die you find out heaven is real. Well actually all versions of heaven are real and you apply for them like colleges, you get denial letters and can transfer. You may not get into Catholic heaven, Mormon heaven, or Muslim heaven, but you may be a shoe in for Valhalla.\n\nFriends and I ...
[ { "content": "[WP]When you die you find out heaven is real. Well actually all versions of heaven are real and you apply for them like colleges, you get denial letters and can transfer. You may not get into Catholic heaven, Mormon heaven, or Muslim heaven, but you may be a shoe in for Valhalla.\n\nFriends and I ...
2020-05-28T11:48:48
2020-05-28T11:36:03
67
19
[ { "content": "[WP] Since you were young, time travelers have visited you. One of them explained that, in the future, an algorithm determined that you were the only person in the past that it was safe to visit because no matter what you do it will not change the future. You are determined to prove them wrong.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Since you were young, time travelers have visited you. One of them explained that, in the future, an algorithm determined that you were the only person in the past that it was safe to visit because no matter what you do it will not change the future. You are determined to prove them wrong.", ...
2018-05-16T16:08:07
2018-05-16T16:02:09
45
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens invade Earth. Turns out Human weapons technology is way more advanced than it should be.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "--Somewhere behind the moon of the planet known as Terra--\n\nCaptain M'Keera Lafortia of the Vallahan Confederacy eyed the small garden world on his v...
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens invade Earth. Turns out Human weapons technology is way more advanced than it should be.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once over a bottle of bourbon, my father told me about the day that the Fie'alt came to earth. He told me \"The most pantshittingly scary thing I had e...
2020-04-14T06:44:04
2020-04-14T05:22:45
117
74
[ { "content": "[WP] You are one of the most feared villainesses in the world. Evil armies, dark powers, you have it all. Your husband on the other hand is the exact opposite, being truly kind and mild mannered. He is still supportive of your endeavors, even trying to be a villain himself to...varying results.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are one of the most feared villainesses in the world. Evil armies, dark powers, you have it all. Your husband on the other hand is the exact opposite, being truly kind and mild mannered. He is still supportive of your endeavors, even trying to be a villain himself to...varying results.", ...
2017-03-19T08:23:51
2017-03-19T07:18:14
30
19
[ { "content": "[WP] After North Korea declares that they will start a nuclear war if a single bullet is fired The Us military goes medieval", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Join the Air Force, they said. See the world, they said.*\n\nDavid Holland’s contract said he was supposed to be an aircraft m...
[ { "content": "[WP] After North Korea declares that they will start a nuclear war if a single bullet is fired The Us military goes medieval", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm sharpening my knives mom sent me from back home in Kansas while pulling guard in the war room, thousands of miles away from...
2016-08-16T09:37:23
2016-08-16T09:26:31
69
44
[ { "content": "[WP] We finally get men on Mars and they discover an old Soviet flag placed down decades ago. The Soviets won the space race but for whatever horrifying reason didn't say anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Jackson, do you copy? I repeat do you copy?\"\n\n\"Yeah, yeah, I'm h...
[ { "content": "[WP] We finally get men on Mars and they discover an old Soviet flag placed down decades ago. The Soviets won the space race but for whatever horrifying reason didn't say anything.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*sorry for my poor English, and I wasn't paying enough attention when I...
2015-08-12T10:44:15
2015-08-12T10:07:25
24
16
[ { "content": "[WP] \"I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.\"\n\nQuote by Genghis Khan, from submission to /r/quotes by /u/Shamslol", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sat very still, my hands crossed in my lap, my bac...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.\"\n\nQuote by Genghis Khan, from submission to /r/quotes by /u/Shamslol", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He took the stage and the crowd went silent. All ha...
2017-02-11T09:34:01
2017-02-11T08:27:09
39
23
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the most power and advanced computer in existence, however your plans for world domination keep failing due to your owner being \"not much of a computer person\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "'You want to run this all by me again?'\n\nThe old man shuffled uncomfortabl...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the most power and advanced computer in existence, however your plans for world domination keep failing due to your owner being \"not much of a computer person\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Click*. YouTube? Again? Cat videos? Again?\n\nWhy are you doing this to me?...
2015-02-21T12:48:25
2015-02-21T10:16:34
23
13
[ { "content": "[WP] At age 18 each person meets their soul-mate. For centuries everyone has fallen in love with theirs. You're the first person to not love yours.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I looked at the clock and smoothed down my jeans and my favourite button up shirt. The invitation said t...
[ { "content": "[WP] At age 18 each person meets their soul-mate. For centuries everyone has fallen in love with theirs. You're the first person to not love yours.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Toby and I met, as everyone does these days, in a plain brown brick office building. The walls were whit...
2020-06-28T18:02:18
2020-06-28T17:45:22
340
11
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Shh, it's alright,\" the villain said. \"You've done beautifully and I'm so proud of you. But that's enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me - you could never have won. It's not your fault.\"\n\nInspired by [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/comfypasta/comments/hhc2pi/shh_its_alr...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Shh, it's alright,\" the villain said. \"You've done beautifully and I'm so proud of you. But that's enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me - you could never have won. It's not your fault.\"\n\nInspired by [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/comfypasta/comments/hhc2pi/shh_its_alr...
2019-10-09T11:47:30
2019-10-09T10:42:16
358
72
[ { "content": "[WP] Hundreds of years ago an eccentric sorcerer turned all mythical creatures into humans to try and prevent them from being hunted to extinction. Now that the spell is starting to wear off, the descendants of the original beasts are slowly beginning to morph back into their true forms.", "ro...
[ { "content": "[WP] Hundreds of years ago an eccentric sorcerer turned all mythical creatures into humans to try and prevent them from being hunted to extinction. Now that the spell is starting to wear off, the descendants of the original beasts are slowly beginning to morph back into their true forms.", "ro...
2019-09-22T09:33:52
2019-09-22T08:30:30
69
26
[ { "content": "[WP] There is a group of time travellers who create small changes and rely on the butterfly effect to change history. Now they need to prevent World War 3 by making a janitor lose his job. Detail how this stops World War 3.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Sir, I must ask,\" I utter...
[ { "content": "[WP] There is a group of time travellers who create small changes and rely on the butterfly effect to change history. Now they need to prevent World War 3 by making a janitor lose his job. Detail how this stops World War 3.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Old man Cotton was always a ...
2019-11-26T05:41:49
2019-11-26T03:15:32
44
21
[ { "content": "[WP] You were surprised when the air started shimmering. Even more so when flames started appearing around in a circle you. But to be honest, the most surprising bit was probably when you got transported somewhere and started getting called an \"Elder One, summoned from the beyond\".", "role":...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were surprised when the air started shimmering. Even more so when flames started appearing around in a circle you. But to be honest, the most surprising bit was probably when you got transported somewhere and started getting called an \"Elder One, summoned from the beyond\".", "role":...
2022-11-05T00:50:34
2022-11-04T22:48:50
47
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a unimportant background character just trying to survive whatever nonsense the main characters are up to. However you keep finding yourself being drawn into dangerous stituations, and to your horror you realise that you're a fan favorite character the show is giving more \"screen tim...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a unimportant background character just trying to survive whatever nonsense the main characters are up to. However you keep finding yourself being drawn into dangerous stituations, and to your horror you realise that you're a fan favorite character the show is giving more \"screen tim...
2020-06-11T15:46:23
2020-06-11T15:21:13
33
12
[ { "content": "[WP] An archeologist raids an ancient tomb, hired by an eccentric billionaire, who has been searching far and wide, for the last spark of magic left in the world. When the archeologist makes it inside, he finds no spark. Instead, he discovers why there's no magic left in the world, anymore.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] An archeologist raids an ancient tomb, hired by an eccentric billionaire, who has been searching far and wide, for the last spark of magic left in the world. When the archeologist makes it inside, he finds no spark. Instead, he discovers why there's no magic left in the world, anymore.", ...
2015-08-04T13:39:52
2015-08-04T13:10:01
38
18
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an actor, hired by parents to pretend to be a troubled boy's imaginary friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Where's the boogeyman live?\" \n\nI remember a kid in my class asking me that, once. Never answered him. Didn't think I needed to; the question was idiotic. T...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an actor, hired by parents to pretend to be a troubled boy's imaginary friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They paid me thirty five dollars an hour to follow around their son during the weekend. Not bad for a struggling actor like myself, but they didn't give me a si...
2022-08-05T16:24:10
2022-08-05T16:23:55
89
14
[ { "content": "[WP] We “knew” humans were weak as they avoided every war with diplomacy. We never imagined they’d be this ruthless & how seemingly overnight they went from peaceful beings to a state they call “TOTAL WAR”. War is in their blood & soul. They thrive on it, mostly when the odds are against t...
[ { "content": "[WP] We “knew” humans were weak as they avoided every war with diplomacy. We never imagined they’d be this ruthless & how seemingly overnight they went from peaceful beings to a state they call “TOTAL WAR”. War is in their blood & soul. They thrive on it, mostly when the odds are against t...
2021-02-25T10:41:55
2021-02-25T10:40:51
56
36
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Master, why can I not defeat any of my opponents? It's like they can predict my every move!\" \"Well you do shout out your attack names.....\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The astral form of my teenage son glared at me, sulkily. I stared him back, unmoved by his pout. Raisi...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Master, why can I not defeat any of my opponents? It's like they can predict my every move!\" \"Well you do shout out your attack names.....\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Wow.” Steve said unimpressed, “This is the greatest warrior on the planet?”\n\n“Afraid so.” Darrel, h...
2016-09-02T08:26:04
2016-09-02T08:13:44
45
27
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a European and one day, you heard that the USA mysteriously disappeared. The cities and people are gone, and only the landmass remained. You then document the events that followed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I remember reading in history books about the mad dash to c...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a European and one day, you heard that the USA mysteriously disappeared. The cities and people are gone, and only the landmass remained. You then document the events that followed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "News headlines since the disappearance of the US. \n\nDay 1...
2018-02-01T15:24:29
2018-02-01T12:17:33
39
25
[ { "content": "[WP] A Roman general, peasant, and a germanic barbarian observe WWII from the afterlife. Describe their reactions.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Gaius was on top of the world. Well, the afterlife he supposed. The gods had rewarded him for his devotion and his services in life. Many...
[ { "content": "[WP] A Roman general, peasant, and a germanic barbarian observe WWII from the afterlife. Describe their reactions.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Roman general observed the horrific chaos of war and watched as the whole world went mad once again, the peasant watches on with horr...
2017-05-25T17:16:35
2017-05-25T12:49:34
100
60
[ { "content": "[WP] You're immortal, but you can die. Upon your death, however you will be \"reset\" to age 5 with a perfect memory of each life you've lived before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I love starting over. This is my 11th time doing it, and throughout all that time I've found one thin...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're immortal, but you can die. Upon your death, however you will be \"reset\" to age 5 with a perfect memory of each life you've lived before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Life is my game. Is there a way to win? Maybe, but hell if I know what it is. I can remember what I w...
2022-01-10T19:56:39
2022-01-10T19:47:40
49
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Your elven girlfriend broke up with you a long time ago to avoid the heartbreak of outliving you, a human. Now, years later, a half-elf who looks a lot like her shows up at your door.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A month passed before the half-elf girl uttered even a single w...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your elven girlfriend broke up with you a long time ago to avoid the heartbreak of outliving you, a human. Now, years later, a half-elf who looks a lot like her shows up at your door.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So do you want me to cook tonight are we going out or are you...
2017-06-03T05:26:33
2017-06-03T02:53:32
63
20
[ { "content": "[WP] After people die, they must answer a riddle, and its difficulty depends on their sins. You've committed genocide.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I became aware again in what felt like a dark office room with a desk with a few dim lights. An entity in front of me registered as.....
[ { "content": "[WP] After people die, they must answer a riddle, and its difficulty depends on their sins. You've committed genocide.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What is 2+2?\"\n\nThe voice of god echoed as I looked on, what kind of stupid question is this. I tuought to myself.\n\n\"Four. \" ...
2017-11-28T00:10:44
2017-11-27T22:42:21
3,176
106
[ { "content": "[WP] When people die they can challenge death to a game of chess for their soul, and as a result death has become the greatest chess player of all time. In 1997 the chess computer Deep Blue beat Gary Kasparov and was disassembled. It turns out it had a soul all along.", "role": "user" }, {...
[ { "content": "[WP] When people die they can challenge death to a game of chess for their soul, and as a result death has become the greatest chess player of all time. In 1997 the chess computer Deep Blue beat Gary Kasparov and was disassembled. It turns out it had a soul all along.", "role": "user" }, {...
2020-09-13T19:39:28
2020-09-13T19:16:13
103
39
[ { "content": "[WP] An alien super-intelligence routinely teleports a random creature from every inhabited planet's most dangerous species into a massive battle royale. Humans are known as a weak species with strange but useless textiles and objects. This year, a battle-ready soldier is chosen.", "role": "us...
[ { "content": "[WP] An alien super-intelligence routinely teleports a random creature from every inhabited planet's most dangerous species into a massive battle royale. Humans are known as a weak species with strange but useless textiles and objects. This year, a battle-ready soldier is chosen.", "role": "us...
2017-10-10T06:09:52
2017-10-10T05:52:19
559
245
[ { "content": "[WP] When the police came to announce you the death of your husband, you refused to believe it. \"That's impossible\", you said. \"Unfortunately, it's the truth, miss\", answered the policemen. \"It's impossible\", you said again, \"because he's in the kitchen making dinner.\"", "role": "user"...
[ { "content": "[WP] When the police came to announce you the death of your husband, you refused to believe it. \"That's impossible\", you said. \"Unfortunately, it's the truth, miss\", answered the policemen. \"It's impossible\", you said again, \"because he's in the kitchen making dinner.\"", "role": "user"...
2020-10-30T05:11:11
2020-10-30T02:29:54
16
10
[ { "content": "[WP] It is the year 2XXX. Medical science has advanced so far that complete body restoration is possible. However, patients revived from death consistently end up in a vegetative state and no one knows why. You are the first person to revive and retain their cognition. Now you know.", "role": ...
[ { "content": "[WP] It is the year 2XXX. Medical science has advanced so far that complete body restoration is possible. However, patients revived from death consistently end up in a vegetative state and no one knows why. You are the first person to revive and retain their cognition. Now you know.", "role": ...
2020-05-22T18:05:46
2020-05-22T16:44:56
37
19
[ { "content": "[WP]: You've suffered from sleep paralysis all your life. The figure you see always appears in some specific corner of whatever room you are in, and does not move or disappear before it's over. On your first night at your girlfriend's place, her cat starts chasing it around the room.", "role":...
[ { "content": "[WP]: You've suffered from sleep paralysis all your life. The figure you see always appears in some specific corner of whatever room you are in, and does not move or disappear before it's over. On your first night at your girlfriend's place, her cat starts chasing it around the room.", "role":...
2022-09-23T12:30:46
2022-09-23T11:40:58
590
160
[ { "content": "[WP] Turns out cultures and civilisations aren’t meant to disappear or evolve so quickly. And species aren’t meant to develop technology so quickly too. So, after their last visit 5000 years ago, the aliens are wondering where the FUCK are the ancient Mesopotamians.\n\nWow, didn’t expect this to b...
[ { "content": "[WP] Turns out cultures and civilisations aren’t meant to disappear or evolve so quickly. And species aren’t meant to develop technology so quickly too. So, after their last visit 5000 years ago, the aliens are wondering where the FUCK are the ancient Mesopotamians.\n\nWow, didn’t expect this to b...
2022-02-06T03:49:27
2022-02-06T02:57:16
956
103
[ { "content": "[WP] You are Hestia, the goddess of family and the hearth. On Earth you run a peaceful inn detached from the woes of the world. When war rages and the other gods toy with mortals, you've had enough. It's time to remind them as the first daughter of Cronus, you are the oldest and most powerful god....
[ { "content": "[WP] You are Hestia, the goddess of family and the hearth. On Earth you run a peaceful inn detached from the woes of the world. When war rages and the other gods toy with mortals, you've had enough. It's time to remind them as the first daughter of Cronus, you are the oldest and most powerful god....
2015-06-25T18:21:07
2015-06-25T13:55:59
24
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the world's second best assassin. You've deposed royalty, killed businessmen and been the \"accident\" that more than a few celebrities have met. Today you've been given a new target: the world's best assassin.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*\"One day you might even ki...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the world's second best assassin. You've deposed royalty, killed businessmen and been the \"accident\" that more than a few celebrities have met. Today you've been given a new target: the world's best assassin.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I lie in wait at the roof of...
2015-11-18T11:24:25
2015-11-18T09:10:33
132
26
[ { "content": "[WP] The villain wins and everything is better. Turns out he had a point.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I came to consciousness, retching and coughing, without any idea of where I was. I tried to stand up but my limbs were bound. I struggled against the restraints, feeling strang...
[ { "content": "[WP] The villain wins and everything is better. Turns out he had a point.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tanks would be driving into the village that morning. The inhabitants, scared that their village would be bombed to oblivion, had evacuated a few days prior. Only the municipal g...
2014-12-26T17:56:23
2014-12-26T12:41:26
17
11
[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
2017-03-21T23:40:57
2017-03-21T21:10:08
42
17
[ { "content": "[WP] Your roommate is the serial killer on the news. However, he's probably one of the nicest people you know, and he's very respectful, discreet, and moral in his deeds. Neither of you really bring it up until one day he says, \"I'm bored. Got anyone in mind for me to... y'know?\"", "role": "...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your roommate is the serial killer on the news. However, he's probably one of the nicest people you know, and he's very respectful, discreet, and moral in his deeds. Neither of you really bring it up until one day he says, \"I'm bored. Got anyone in mind for me to... y'know?\"", "role": "...
2017-05-05T07:54:16
2017-05-05T07:48:25
73
21
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "David pulled the car to...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Feverish scrabbling bro...
2017-01-20T16:07:07
2017-01-20T12:43:33
171
14
[ { "content": "[WP] When a child comes of age their greatest quality manifests itself as a familiar that will follow them for life. You just turned 21 and you still didn't have one, until this morning when two showed up and they terrify you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I slammed my hand down on...
[ { "content": "[WP] When a child comes of age their greatest quality manifests itself as a familiar that will follow them for life. You just turned 21 and you still didn't have one, until this morning when two showed up and they terrify you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Hi Tommy\" I'm your fam...
2018-04-25T20:14:22
2018-04-25T16:13:24
4,931
26
[ { "content": "[WP] You've never left your hometown due to bad luck, and you've just kept putting it off. Today at the airport, the gate agent apologizes and says your license is expired and invalid. It's not. You timidly challenge the claim, and suddenly the entire airport goes quiet and all eyes fixate on you....
[ { "content": "[WP] You've never left your hometown due to bad luck, and you've just kept putting it off. Today at the airport, the gate agent apologizes and says your license is expired and invalid. It's not. You timidly challenge the claim, and suddenly the entire airport goes quiet and all eyes fixate on you....
2021-04-21T08:27:55
2021-04-21T07:47:01
1,448
65
[ { "content": "[WP] A paranoid schizophrenic man thinks he's keeping a personal daily diary but for some reason people keep approaching him with intimate knowledge of the contents and telling him how much they love his work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When I was seventeen and in college I fell...
[ { "content": "[WP] A paranoid schizophrenic man thinks he's keeping a personal daily diary but for some reason people keep approaching him with intimate knowledge of the contents and telling him how much they love his work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My therapist told that I should keep a jou...
2015-03-21T12:31:53
2015-03-21T12:19:37
22
10
[ { "content": "[WP] A virus is slowly sweeping the planet that turns anyone infected into the same 19-year old cheerleader named Kim.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "KK’s Diary\n1/20/15\n\nEveryone is copying me and it’s starting to get on my nerves!!!\n\nAll my life, things have seemed to more or ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A virus is slowly sweeping the planet that turns anyone infected into the same 19-year old cheerleader named Kim.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I've seen that girl before.\" Rick thought as he watched the young cheerleader closely.\n\nAs she turned, he saw the logo on her co...
2021-04-15T11:22:56
2021-04-15T11:13:05
400
146
[ { "content": "[WP] It seemed like a perfect magical deal. When any child descended from you is born you grow younger by a single year. So you agree, planning on a big family and living to a ripe old age. Years later however you find yourself rapidly growing younger and regret not understanding exponential growt...
[ { "content": "[WP] It seemed like a perfect magical deal. When any child descended from you is born you grow younger by a single year. So you agree, planning on a big family and living to a ripe old age. Years later however you find yourself rapidly growing younger and regret not understanding exponential growt...
2022-08-13T14:22:17
2022-08-13T12:29:05
26
15
[ { "content": "[WP] The magical races enslaved magic-less humans centuries ago. To expand their empires, the magical races travel and conquer different dimensions. They soon stumble across and try to conquer a magic-less world full of humans. It did not go well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What...
[ { "content": "[WP] The magical races enslaved magic-less humans centuries ago. To expand their empires, the magical races travel and conquer different dimensions. They soon stumble across and try to conquer a magic-less world full of humans. It did not go well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "From...
2021-02-13T21:38:26
2021-02-13T20:07:26
106
64
[ { "content": "[WP] You wrested the government from the tyrant. You ruled well, at first. But now there's talk of rebellion. At a presentation, you almost shout how you've given everything for this nation. But the words freeze in your throat. Those are the exact words the tyrant said before you overthrew him.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You wrested the government from the tyrant. You ruled well, at first. But now there's talk of rebellion. At a presentation, you almost shout how you've given everything for this nation. But the words freeze in your throat. Those are the exact words the tyrant said before you overthrew him.", ...
2022-02-13T19:46:28
2022-02-13T19:11:21
15
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Your old adventuring party left you in the old dwarves mines to die. You were rescued by your now-wife and her clan. After some years, you find a retired member of your old party in the tavern.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*\\*crunch\\**\n\nThe adventuring party jumped as the...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your old adventuring party left you in the old dwarves mines to die. You were rescued by your now-wife and her clan. After some years, you find a retired member of your old party in the tavern.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"The Hrun aren't the one's you've got to watch for,\...
2021-03-17T22:46:58
2021-03-17T20:04:32
59
14
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a minion in the service of a dark lord. Your master has tasked you with creating and spreading a prophecy about a chosen one, the only person who can defeat him, so that the so-called \"heroes\" will stop resisting his rule and instead wait for their savior to arrive.", "role": "u...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a minion in the service of a dark lord. Your master has tasked you with creating and spreading a prophecy about a chosen one, the only person who can defeat him, so that the so-called \"heroes\" will stop resisting his rule and instead wait for their savior to arrive.", "role": "u...
2021-03-18T03:45:23
2021-03-17T20:04:32
26
14
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a minion in the service of a dark lord. Your master has tasked you with creating and spreading a prophecy about a chosen one, the only person who can defeat him, so that the so-called \"heroes\" will stop resisting his rule and instead wait for their savior to arrive.", "role": "u...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a minion in the service of a dark lord. Your master has tasked you with creating and spreading a prophecy about a chosen one, the only person who can defeat him, so that the so-called \"heroes\" will stop resisting his rule and instead wait for their savior to arrive.", "role": "u...
2018-01-06T18:23:12
2018-01-06T18:09:30
543
312
[ { "content": "[WP] A watch is invented where it says exactly how long until you meet your soulmate. You decide to get one for you and one for your wife. Your wife’s watch says ’negative 6 years, 9 months, 14 days, 3 hours and 9 minutes’, the day you two met. Yours says ’12 days, 8 hours, 29 minutes’.", "rol...
[ { "content": "[WP] A watch is invented where it says exactly how long until you meet your soulmate. You decide to get one for you and one for your wife. Your wife’s watch says ’negative 6 years, 9 months, 14 days, 3 hours and 9 minutes’, the day you two met. Yours says ’12 days, 8 hours, 29 minutes’.", "rol...
2018-03-19T05:14:55
2018-03-19T02:23:56
100
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the lesser known member of the Power Rangers, you are the person in charge of setting the explosives that detonate when the team strikes a pose.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Twenty-five years. Twenty-five years I've been doing this. When Zordon asked for five \"teenage...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the lesser known member of the Power Rangers, you are the person in charge of setting the explosives that detonate when the team strikes a pose.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Earth is ours!\" Shouted the creature as it walked around the warehouse district followed by ...
2017-03-18T11:07:40
2017-03-18T10:07:58
33
23
[ { "content": "[WP] Star Wars is a true story. An alien comes to Earth to make first contact with our newly discovered species, only to discover we know more about their universe's history than they do.\n\nEDIT: Whoah, this sorta blew up! Thanks for all the stories guys! I've read all of them and each made me la...
[ { "content": "[WP] Star Wars is a true story. An alien comes to Earth to make first contact with our newly discovered species, only to discover we know more about their universe's history than they do.\n\nEDIT: Whoah, this sorta blew up! Thanks for all the stories guys! I've read all of them and each made me la...
2018-07-15T09:19:53
2018-07-15T08:27:17
79
10
[ { "content": "[WP] “Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I’m the oldest cliff diver in La Quebrada. I was born in 1928 to two peasant farmers who lived on the outskirts of Acapulco. We never had any money so when I was 12 I went to the ...
[ { "content": "[WP] “Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The flash of the enemy units, mounted and bristling with fresh steel sent a tremor through Tynor's heart that he couldn't decipher. Was it fear or excitement? Bloodlust or desire?...
2019-02-15T02:20:46
2019-02-15T01:55:45
46
16
[ { "content": "[WP] 20 years later, a team of Astronaut have successfully landed to mars and recovered the NASA rover, Opportunity. When they checked the hard drive, they discovered hundreds of images of a shadowy figure that was never sent back to earth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Right ove...
[ { "content": "[WP] 20 years later, a team of Astronaut have successfully landed to mars and recovered the NASA rover, Opportunity. When they checked the hard drive, they discovered hundreds of images of a shadowy figure that was never sent back to earth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The origina...
2017-03-22T16:39:20
2017-03-22T16:16:19
25
13
[ { "content": "[WP] At age 15 you told the gf you were \"in love\" with that you'd always be there when she was in need. Aphrodite heard you and made it a reality, whenever your gf was in need you appear at her side. Problem is, you and the girl broke up after 3 weeks but you still appear even now..10 years late...
[ { "content": "[WP] At age 15 you told the gf you were \"in love\" with that you'd always be there when she was in need. Aphrodite heard you and made it a reality, whenever your gf was in need you appear at her side. Problem is, you and the girl broke up after 3 weeks but you still appear even now..10 years late...
2017-05-03T00:03:34
2017-05-02T22:35:19
20
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Magic exists in the same way that music exists today (many genres, styles, subgenres).\n\nImagine music snobs, but they're discussing a style of magic and how a certain conjurer is pure/not pure to the style\n\nA music concert?\n\nLearning your first instrument?", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Magic exists in the same way that music exists today (many genres, styles, subgenres).\n\nImagine music snobs, but they're discussing a style of magic and how a certain conjurer is pure/not pure to the style\n\nA music concert?\n\nLearning your first instrument?", "role": "user" }, { ...
2019-01-09T06:40:51
2019-01-09T06:33:48
1,597
159
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a princess that owns a pet dragon. You are getting tired of constantly having to defend your pet against knights attempting to \"slay the dragon and rescue the princess\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“I would slay this fiend for thee and gain your hand in marriage.” ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a princess that owns a pet dragon. You are getting tired of constantly having to defend your pet against knights attempting to \"slay the dragon and rescue the princess\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He comes forward, all clanking and shining steel. \n\nIn a defensi...
2019-09-10T15:56:39
2019-09-10T13:21:57
38
23
[ { "content": "[WP] You dont want to live anymore, but you also don't want your life to go to waste, so you join the army, and become super reckless, trying to give your life for your country. Turns out you are one of the best soldiers to ever serve", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The dust began to...
[ { "content": "[WP] You dont want to live anymore, but you also don't want your life to go to waste, so you join the army, and become super reckless, trying to give your life for your country. Turns out you are one of the best soldiers to ever serve", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's cold. The wi...
2020-06-07T23:02:04
2020-06-07T22:58:51
87
63
[ { "content": "[WP] Every morning when you first look in a mirror, you see a small piece of advise for that day, such as “take the subway to work” or “don’t try the free pizza”. Today, the mirror simply says, “RUN”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Shit. What the fuck does it mean run? Where the fu...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every morning when you first look in a mirror, you see a small piece of advise for that day, such as “take the subway to work” or “don’t try the free pizza”. Today, the mirror simply says, “RUN”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**ANNOYING GODDAMNED DELIGHTFUL TUNE**\n\n*Fucking c...
2016-12-21T23:33:32
2016-12-21T22:29:34
189
74
[ { "content": "[WP] \"It literally could not get any worse if we summoned Cthulhu, and in fact might improve the situation somewhat.\"\n\nUPDATE: I must say, I did *not* expect a cheap [Godzilla Threshold](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodzillaThreshold) prompt to become my most upvoted post. I'm qu...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"It literally could not get any worse if we summoned Cthulhu, and in fact might improve the situation somewhat.\"\n\nUPDATE: I must say, I did *not* expect a cheap [Godzilla Threshold](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodzillaThreshold) prompt to become my most upvoted post. I'm qu...
2017-05-10T10:01:58
2017-05-10T08:52:29
62
18
[ { "content": "[WP] Footloose, but the reason they cant dance is because it will attract the worms from Tremors.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You can't stop us from dancing!\" Ren cried passionately.\n\n\"You don't understand,\" said the Reverend, shaking his head. \"If you dance, we'll all ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Footloose, but the reason they cant dance is because it will attract the worms from Tremors.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I have to get out of this town as soon as possible!\" Ren thought.\n\nA policeman gunned down some innocent teenager for seemingly no reason. The boy ha...
2018-08-13T08:39:02
2018-08-13T06:40:49
633
54
[ { "content": "[WP] When people die they can choose whether they go to Heaven or Hell, you are the first in 1000 years to choose Hell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Does everyone get to choose?”\n\nThe watchman’s heart was breaking looking at the tiny child, covered in scars. They shouldn’t *be*...
[ { "content": "[WP] When people die they can choose whether they go to Heaven or Hell, you are the first in 1000 years to choose Hell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Wait so you mean I literally get to pick?\" I said to St. Peter at the immaculately kept gates. The gold would make a tacky Americ...
2014-12-18T15:23:06
2014-12-18T13:33:39
243
77
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a city full of people with powers (telekinesis, electro kinesis, sensors, etc) and everyone is ranked according to how powerful they but they can kill someone of higher rank and obtain their rank. You are rank #1 but no one knows what your power is\n\nEdit: Thank you all so much f...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a city full of people with powers (telekinesis, electro kinesis, sensors, etc) and everyone is ranked according to how powerful they but they can kill someone of higher rank and obtain their rank. You are rank #1 but no one knows what your power is\n\nEdit: Thank you all so much f...
2016-10-19T13:16:31
2016-10-19T11:19:10
33
17
[ { "content": "[WP] Every human is given their lifetime supply of \"luck\" to be used at their will. Some choose to expend it all at once on a massive success, and live the rest of their lives with no luck, some spread it out evenly and use luck on random small events.", "role": "user" }, { "content"...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every human is given their lifetime supply of \"luck\" to be used at their will. Some choose to expend it all at once on a massive success, and live the rest of their lives with no luck, some spread it out evenly and use luck on random small events.", "role": "user" }, { "content"...
2022-09-12T17:39:07
2018-01-18T02:39:17
579
129
[ { "content": "[WP] Following World War III, all the nations of the world agree to 50 years of strict isolation from one another in order to prevent additional conflicts. 50 years later, the United States comes out of exile, only to learn that no one else went into isolation.\n\nPeople! \n\nA few things: \n\n1. ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Following World War III, all the nations of the world agree to 50 years of strict isolation from one another in order to prevent additional conflicts. 50 years later, the United States comes out of exile, only to learn that no one else went into isolation.\n\nPeople! \n\nA few things: \n\n1. ...
2019-02-23T07:55:50
2019-02-23T07:33:44
34
23
[ { "content": "[WP] The most difficult part of being a Supervillian? Find love, not because other people won't like you, but because the stupid Superheros will swoop in and \"rescue\" your date every time, but this time you have a plan, and it's going to work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Fina...
[ { "content": "[WP] The most difficult part of being a Supervillian? Find love, not because other people won't like you, but because the stupid Superheros will swoop in and \"rescue\" your date every time, but this time you have a plan, and it's going to work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Gwen S...
2020-05-16T06:29:22
2020-05-16T06:17:20
17
12
[ { "content": "[WP] When you kill someone, their remaining life span is added to yours. Archaeologists have just found a cavern, apparently sealed off for thousands of years, with a single person living inside.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Screams echo through the halls and rattle the windows. M...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you kill someone, their remaining life span is added to yours. Archaeologists have just found a cavern, apparently sealed off for thousands of years, with a single person living inside.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The rough slab was covered with a dense overgrowth of mo...
2015-03-09T07:41:40
2015-03-09T07:32:53
40
18
[ { "content": "[WP] A new invention enables people to remember their dreams with absolute clarity. It turns out we were forgetting them for a very good reason.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I had a wife and two kids. It was a summer day, a Wednesday -- the morning cool hadn't left yet, but I was ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A new invention enables people to remember their dreams with absolute clarity. It turns out we were forgetting them for a very good reason.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Part 1: Part 2 is a reply to this comment.\n\nI recieved an email today. It was from a Psycologist, Dr. McG...
2018-08-23T19:09:12
2018-08-23T19:05:40
18
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You're pronounced clinically dead, but soon after brought back to life. In your brief period of death, you 'awake' surrounded by darkness and floating with some sort of warm gel-like substance.\n\n[Thread that inspired WP](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/99q9n5/redditors_who_have_...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're pronounced clinically dead, but soon after brought back to life. In your brief period of death, you 'awake' surrounded by darkness and floating with some sort of warm gel-like substance.\n\n[Thread that inspired WP](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/99q9n5/redditors_who_have_...
2017-08-13T00:14:05
2017-08-12T23:57:57
65
14
[ { "content": "[WP] You experience time backwards. All you've ever known is prison, but soon you'll be freed in order to commit the crime that earns you a life sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was born like a lot of people in prison. I took my first breath when someone pulled a sharpened...
[ { "content": "[WP] You experience time backwards. All you've ever known is prison, but soon you'll be freed in order to commit the crime that earns you a life sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Most people are born screaming and covered in in goop. They can't talk and can barely hold up the...
2014-07-25T08:25:32
2014-07-25T08:12:36
74
50
[ { "content": "[WP] The monster under the bed and the monster in the closet meet for the first time", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Hi.\" \n\"Hello\", i said. She was beautiful; love at first sight. She knew it. I knew it. \n\"I've always wondered what you actually looked like.\" \n\"Oh yea...
[ { "content": "[WP] The monster under the bed and the monster in the closet meet for the first time", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was that one time of year, the time of year that nobody expects a monster to be lurking. That's why it is the one day a year I can come out from the closet. Last ye...
2017-11-29T19:01:23
2017-11-28T14:17:08
539
55
[ { "content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The room gets colder, and my papers flutter to t...
[ { "content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Some days I question whether or not my choices -...
2018-06-30T18:35:57
2018-06-30T16:51:29
45
20
[ { "content": "[WP]: Everyone got a tiny, mundane blessing when they were born. Usually they are so small that people don't even notice them - always hitting the green light in traffic, etc. Yours would be virtually useless, but you figured out a creative loophole that allowed you to rise to the top of the world...
[ { "content": "[WP]: Everyone got a tiny, mundane blessing when they were born. Usually they are so small that people don't even notice them - always hitting the green light in traffic, etc. Yours would be virtually useless, but you figured out a creative loophole that allowed you to rise to the top of the world...
2020-04-03T22:22:47
2020-04-03T22:11:46
1,211
164
[ { "content": "[WP] Getting arrested for a botched crime is a rite of passage in the Chebwick family. They take great pride in their long legacy of poorly executed crimes. But the youngest child has been a great disappointment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joan placed her hand on the glass. Behi...
[ { "content": "[WP] Getting arrested for a botched crime is a rite of passage in the Chebwick family. They take great pride in their long legacy of poorly executed crimes. But the youngest child has been a great disappointment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I set out to be different. I really did...
2020-04-03T22:51:49
2020-04-03T21:43:50
72
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[ { "content": "[WP] Getting arrested for a botched crime is a rite of passage in the Chebwick family. They take great pride in their long legacy of poorly executed crimes. But the youngest child has been a great disappointment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Here comes Gary\" \n\n\"He's the wors...
[ { "content": "[WP] Getting arrested for a botched crime is a rite of passage in the Chebwick family. They take great pride in their long legacy of poorly executed crimes. But the youngest child has been a great disappointment.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Plenty of criminals sought out Alicia F...
2021-11-01T15:02:20
2021-11-01T15:01:17
43
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[ { "content": "[WP] “We apologize, we could not find your old body. We had to grow you a new one.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“We apologize, we could not find your old body. We had to grow you a new one.” \n\nCharlie rose from the operating table and scanned over his new body, “you could have ...
[ { "content": "[WP] “We apologize, we could not find your old body. We had to grow you a new one.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There's this feeling that I really, really like. It's when I'm sitting on the couch and starting to fall asleep, fading into unconsciousness with the lights on and your...
2022-05-29T11:45:54
2022-05-29T10:00:03
59
30
[ { "content": "[WP] The house you just rented is beyond compensation - staircases and extra floors coming and going, rooms rotating and changing places. You just ignore it. On the fourth day, the eldritch horror informs you that you are the first to stay inside it for more than 72 hours without going insane.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The house you just rented is beyond compensation - staircases and extra floors coming and going, rooms rotating and changing places. You just ignore it. On the fourth day, the eldritch horror informs you that you are the first to stay inside it for more than 72 hours without going insane.", ...