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2015-07-26T01:48:29
2015-07-26T00:41:47
163
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[ { "content": "[WP] Once every four years, in a top secret location all former presidents and the standing President of the United States gather with one goal. Roast the ever living shit out of the standing president.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jackson was drunk again. \n\n“Damn darkies ought...
[ { "content": "[WP] Once every four years, in a top secret location all former presidents and the standing President of the United States gather with one goal. Roast the ever living shit out of the standing president.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "***Not the Kind of Roast You Were Thinking.***\n\...
2017-10-14T08:34:37
2017-10-14T06:55:37
354
143
[ { "content": "[WP] After years of having what you thought to be a slow computer, you suddenly get a popup:'installation complete'.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anthony clicked on the button labeled 'launch program' anticipation flooding him to his very core. What could it be? Something experime...
[ { "content": "[WP] After years of having what you thought to be a slow computer, you suddenly get a popup:'installation complete'.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I crouched in my tiny second bedroom over the glowing screen, watching the swirling idiot icon, you know, the one they put on the scree...
2022-08-20T02:51:59
2017-11-16T08:36:47
509
173
[ { "content": "[WP] Every country has ninjas but the world only knows about Japan's because theirs suck.\n\nEdit: mum im famous", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We all knew Trump's Mexican border wall wouldn't solve all America's immigration problems---but only I knew why.\n\nOn my stake-outs in the...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every country has ninjas but the world only knows about Japan's because theirs suck.\n\nEdit: mum im famous", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Asla had never travelled this far east before. She chose to hike the last stretch of her journey, leaving her beat-up car under a tarpaulin...
2015-12-08T11:16:04
2015-12-08T10:16:55
15
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You and your spouse are fairly typical demonic overlords with a figurative/literal dark fortress, minions to command etc. The problem is your teenage child who's going through that rebellious phase; claiming that they're good, dressing in all whites and only listening to gentle hymns.", "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You and your spouse are fairly typical demonic overlords with a figurative/literal dark fortress, minions to command etc. The problem is your teenage child who's going through that rebellious phase; claiming that they're good, dressing in all whites and only listening to gentle hymns.", "...
2022-05-17T09:22:08
2022-05-17T09:15:17
486
215
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
2016-03-03T23:32:10
2016-03-03T21:01:19
93
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone has an anonymous encounter with the devil on their 21st birthday. He tries to subtly send people on a path of darkness. Today is your 21st birthday.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"...That sucks, buddy, is that why you're drinking alone?\"\n\n\"Yeah. Haha\"\n\n\"Lemme...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone has an anonymous encounter with the devil on their 21st birthday. He tries to subtly send people on a path of darkness. Today is your 21st birthday.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Hey man! This is my buddy Luke. Remember? The guy at the fur shop who helped me pick ou...
2022-08-07T06:14:52
2022-08-07T00:44:06
470
258
[ { "content": "[WP] It is said that the cursed princess can only be awoken by true love's kiss. To wake her up, the king has had princes from all over the world come to kiss her to no avail. One day, a peasant boy walks up to the sleeping princess and splashes her with cold water to wake her up. It actually work...
[ { "content": "[WP] It is said that the cursed princess can only be awoken by true love's kiss. To wake her up, the king has had princes from all over the world come to kiss her to no avail. One day, a peasant boy walks up to the sleeping princess and splashes her with cold water to wake her up. It actually work...
2019-06-07T07:15:19
2019-06-07T06:04:22
90
47
[ { "content": "[WP] The blacksmith won't sell you any weapon, the guards insist you stay in the city and the mages refuse to teach you any dangerous spell. Maybe that eternal youth potion was a terrible idea after all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\nThe blacksmith scoffed at the little frame sta...
[ { "content": "[WP] The blacksmith won't sell you any weapon, the guards insist you stay in the city and the mages refuse to teach you any dangerous spell. Maybe that eternal youth potion was a terrible idea after all.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "After escaping the Genie's temple, Rovif tested ...
2019-09-14T13:01:41
2019-09-14T12:14:58
29
20
[ { "content": "[WP] Diagnosed with schizophrenia. Since birth, 24/7 you’ve heard the voice and thoughts of a girl that you’ve been told is made up in your head. You’re 37 and hear the voice say “turn around, did I find you?” and you turn to see a real girl who’s heard every thought you’ve ever had and vice versa...
[ { "content": "[WP] Diagnosed with schizophrenia. Since birth, 24/7 you’ve heard the voice and thoughts of a girl that you’ve been told is made up in your head. You’re 37 and hear the voice say “turn around, did I find you?” and you turn to see a real girl who’s heard every thought you’ve ever had and vice versa...
2015-11-19T11:35:30
2015-11-19T11:07:11
95
15
[ { "content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends their Christmas list to Satan, surprisingly they get what they wanted but there is a catch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The modestly sized family sat under the Christmas Tree with a mess of glitter and wrapping around them. The young boy h...
[ { "content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends their Christmas list to Satan, surprisingly they get what they wanted but there is a catch.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jake Flyer couldn't believe what he saw when he zipped down the stairs Christmas morning. All the presents were there. ...
2019-06-11T15:33:47
2019-06-11T11:04:47
82
46
[ { "content": "[WP] The current rulers of the galaxy exert their dominance by showing showing new races a glimpse of their terrifying nature inevitably either driving the unfortunate victims mad or causing them to retreat in fear. It does not work on humans however, they are used to it", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The current rulers of the galaxy exert their dominance by showing showing new races a glimpse of their terrifying nature inevitably either driving the unfortunate victims mad or causing them to retreat in fear. It does not work on humans however, they are used to it", "role": "user" }, ...
2021-09-20T18:03:22
2021-09-20T17:12:45
255
128
[ { "content": "[WP] \"You get 10 wishes.\" \"...isn't it supposed to be 3?\" \"Well, it varies. 3 is the baseline for a person who's doing fine. People doing really well only get 1 or 2 wishes. And if you're doing poorly... well, you looked like you could use some more wishes than usual.\"", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"You get 10 wishes.\" \"...isn't it supposed to be 3?\" \"Well, it varies. 3 is the baseline for a person who's doing fine. People doing really well only get 1 or 2 wishes. And if you're doing poorly... well, you looked like you could use some more wishes than usual.\"", "role": "user" ...
2017-04-30T13:34:43
2017-04-30T12:52:38
16
11
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where everyone has a certain superpower, you are in a support group for people with boring/useless powers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"USB-man, why don't you give me a hand?\"\n\nBegrudgingly, the 200-pound freestyle rapper known to us as USB-man walked up to th...
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where everyone has a certain superpower, you are in a support group for people with boring/useless powers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "   “I’m Michael and-“\n\n   “Hi, Michael,” the group chorused. \n\n&nbs...
2018-08-13T09:08:57
2018-08-13T06:40:49
82
54
[ { "content": "[WP] When people die they can choose whether they go to Heaven or Hell, you are the first in 1000 years to choose Hell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I smirked. Now wasn't this ironic. After finally falling to the demons from hell, I get to choose whether to finally take my eternal...
[ { "content": "[WP] When people die they can choose whether they go to Heaven or Hell, you are the first in 1000 years to choose Hell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Wait so you mean I literally get to pick?\" I said to St. Peter at the immaculately kept gates. The gold would make a tacky Americ...
2014-10-13T18:50:53
2014-10-13T15:35:35
66
24
[ { "content": "[WP] Once a day, you receive a text message from yourself, six minutes in the future.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The messages received are often cheerful. \n\nThey tell her:\n\n “Move further down the cabin, there’s going to be a free seat!”\n\n“Ask Sally if there's something in...
[ { "content": "[WP] Once a day, you receive a text message from yourself, six minutes in the future.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm a scientist, and one of our projects was studying the concepts of time and space to see if the effects of distorting one could distort the other. Well, it turns o...
2018-03-07T07:54:38
2018-03-07T07:41:26
80
41
[ { "content": "[WP] Guns were never invented. Instead, swords and blades became increasingly complex and powerful", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Terrans advanced like a metal cloud, glittering in the hard blue light of the Core System's star. All the spacefaring races had finally come together...
[ { "content": "[WP] Guns were never invented. Instead, swords and blades became increasingly complex and powerful", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The drilling noise reached its peak, red and orange sparks cascading from the metal door. With a groan the man turned off the machine, its vibrations com...
2022-12-14T09:47:58
2022-12-14T07:39:57
155
62
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a villain who always has to save civilian's lives from the hero's recklessness. Sure you kidnap people, hold them hostage, even hurt them a bit, but you'd NEVER let someone die. The hero only seems to care about stopping you though, not actually protecting anyone.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a villain who always has to save civilian's lives from the hero's recklessness. Sure you kidnap people, hold them hostage, even hurt them a bit, but you'd NEVER let someone die. The hero only seems to care about stopping you though, not actually protecting anyone.", "role": "user" ...
2015-11-18T09:14:46
2015-11-18T04:24:37
1,150
547
[ { "content": "[WP] Marriage vows are now a legal contract. The line \"until death do you part\" now has to be taken literally. As a result, divorcing couples must now fight to the death.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This was his 9th Marriage. \n\nHe had been training for marriage since he was b...
[ { "content": "[WP] Marriage vows are now a legal contract. The line \"until death do you part\" now has to be taken literally. As a result, divorcing couples must now fight to the death.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We stood in the Colosseum, and of course it was the Colosseum, she always had a...
2016-03-16T11:00:44
2016-03-16T07:42:13
51
12
[ { "content": "[WP][TT] You've finally created the worlds first true A.I. Unfortunately it now sees you as it's god and is terrified of talking to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I'm so sorry.\" The old man whispered. The machine moved ever so slightly to face him, but found that he was very...
[ { "content": "[WP][TT] You've finally created the worlds first true A.I. Unfortunately it now sees you as it's god and is terrified of talking to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "    It's easy to make something intelligent. All you need to do is find two peo...
2018-01-27T16:53:11
2017-09-17T03:50:34
58
16
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a villain that fell in love with a hero. Though the strongest villain on the planet, you constantly lose to your hero, since you just love the rivalry and don't want it to end. As you are being arrested one day, your hero is attacked by another villain, one too strong for them to beat....
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a villain that fell in love with a hero. Though the strongest villain on the planet, you constantly lose to your hero, since you just love the rivalry and don't want it to end. As you are being arrested one day, your hero is attacked by another villain, one too strong for them to beat....
2022-01-12T08:00:19
2017-09-17T04:19:39
23
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a villain that fell in love with a hero. Though the strongest villain on the planet, you constantly lose to your hero, since you just love the rivalry and don't want it to end. As you are being arrested one day, your hero is attacked by another villain, one too strong for them to beat....
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a villain that fell in love with a hero. Though the strongest villain on the planet, you constantly lose to your hero, since you just love the rivalry and don't want it to end. As you are being arrested one day, your hero is attacked by another villain, one too strong for them to beat....
2017-04-03T00:02:47
2017-04-02T21:56:45
197
57
[ { "content": "[WP] You now possess the ability to read minds however it can only be activating by screaming IM READING YOUR MIND as loudly as you can and pressing your fingers into your temples\n\nActivated*", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I never really used my ability. \nExcept in momen...
[ { "content": "[WP] You now possess the ability to read minds however it can only be activating by screaming IM READING YOUR MIND as loudly as you can and pressing your fingers into your temples\n\nActivated*", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hank pounded on the door to his apartment. \"Jerry, it's t...
2018-07-11T14:25:23
2018-07-11T14:16:57
58
40
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an assassin with a strict moral code. You’re the best there is but you assess each job very carefully and if you believe the target does not deserve to die, you go after the one who employed you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Listen\", I called to the other room. \"T...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an assassin with a strict moral code. You’re the best there is but you assess each job very carefully and if you believe the target does not deserve to die, you go after the one who employed you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alan Crane sat on the park bench to go over...
2019-02-03T15:52:12
2019-02-03T07:41:37
41
18
[ { "content": "[WP] An alien fleet arrives, ready to conquer earth. Their technology is slightly more advanced than what brought humans to the moon in 1969.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They came in on Apollo style rockets, wielding Vietnam era guns. The big one, an orange scaled thug in jackbo...
[ { "content": "[WP] An alien fleet arrives, ready to conquer earth. Their technology is slightly more advanced than what brought humans to the moon in 1969.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Commandant Vithril Moch gazed out the aft viewport at the pale blue dot as the fleet crossed over the beautifu...
2017-11-29T08:24:55
2017-11-28T14:17:08
935
55
[ { "content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Are you sure?\" \n\n\"Yes I am. I got accepted...
[ { "content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Some days I question whether or not my choices -...
2021-10-04T08:08:45
2021-10-04T07:12:12
1,090
134
[ { "content": "[WP] “Dead men tell no tales as they say, right? Well your honor, that’s just not true. As a necromancer, I literally summon my first witness to the stand. The victim!”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Dead men tell no tales as they say, right? Well your honor, that’s just not true. ...
[ { "content": "[WP] “Dead men tell no tales as they say, right? Well your honor, that’s just not true. As a necromancer, I literally summon my first witness to the stand. The victim!”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Dead men tell no tales as they say, right? Well your honor, that’s just not true! ...
2022-04-17T22:29:57
2022-04-17T21:53:44
240
156
[ { "content": "[WP] In peacetime, the ruler grows their hair long. In war, they cut it short. To declare war, a persons hair is sent to the enemy. The statement carries greater weight the longer the hair; to receive long hair says you have angered one slow to anger, that you have incurred a wrath not easily woke...
[ { "content": "[WP] In peacetime, the ruler grows their hair long. In war, they cut it short. To declare war, a persons hair is sent to the enemy. The statement carries greater weight the longer the hair; to receive long hair says you have angered one slow to anger, that you have incurred a wrath not easily woke...
2017-05-01T10:55:17
2017-05-01T09:03:34
494
120
[ { "content": "[WP] You are born into a wandering clan where everyone is gifted power over one of the four elements upon reaching adulthood. While the chief grants your sibling the element of fire, in a twist you are granted the element of surprise.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Surprise mother...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are born into a wandering clan where everyone is gifted power over one of the four elements upon reaching adulthood. While the chief grants your sibling the element of fire, in a twist you are granted the element of surprise.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Water. Earth. Fir...
2022-09-18T09:36:59
2022-09-18T09:08:05
145
80
[ { "content": "[WP] She's funny, she's beautiful, and she's into you. She'd be perfect except for one tiny detail: The snakes in her hair despise you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Im telling you man all things considered...she might be the one.\" I was telling my buddy Mitch over a beer before...
[ { "content": "[WP] She's funny, she's beautiful, and she's into you. She'd be perfect except for one tiny detail: The snakes in her hair despise you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I met Medusa while hiking through the Shenandoah National Park. She was standing perfectly still, staring at a roari...
2021-05-18T07:16:09
2021-05-18T05:25:46
486
179
[ { "content": "[WP]Humans are reverse Kryptonians. They are weak on their home planet but strong everywhere else. No one knew this until Earth was attacked and humanity was taken off of earth to be enslaved.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Flangmar: “Zlorb, run! Those humans that we captured became...
[ { "content": "[WP]Humans are reverse Kryptonians. They are weak on their home planet but strong everywhere else. No one knew this until Earth was attacked and humanity was taken off of earth to be enslaved.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " The labor camp was surrounded by fetid, snake infested wat...
2015-03-07T03:10:59
2015-03-07T00:58:07
16
10
[ { "content": "[WP] As a young child you made an innocent wish to be granted a power that in hindsight was just whimsical and silly. Now you have grown up but you still have the power - how do you use it now as an adult?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Buses. I see it every day. Picturing it in my ...
[ { "content": "[WP] As a young child you made an innocent wish to be granted a power that in hindsight was just whimsical and silly. Now you have grown up but you still have the power - how do you use it now as an adult?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As a young man, Nigel Premeiter lived a simple...
2018-09-26T07:41:09
2018-09-26T07:30:32
1,768
68
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and find yourself in hell, where apparently everyone spends time to negate their sins before they go to heaven. The guy in front of you, who cheated on his wife, gets 145 years. Feeling like you led a fairly average and peaceful life, you’re not worried. You get 186,292 years.", "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and find yourself in hell, where apparently everyone spends time to negate their sins before they go to heaven. The guy in front of you, who cheated on his wife, gets 145 years. Feeling like you led a fairly average and peaceful life, you’re not worried. You get 186,292 years.", "...
2014-10-29T06:44:51
2014-10-29T06:30:42
128
94
[ { "content": "[WP] A mysterious entity decides to bring peace and equality to humanity by force. The world is informed that in two weeks everybody over the age of ten will have their conscience transferred to another random human body anywhere in the world. This shuffle will then repeat every 24 hours.\n\nHow w...
[ { "content": "[WP] A mysterious entity decides to bring peace and equality to humanity by force. The world is informed that in two weeks everybody over the age of ten will have their conscience transferred to another random human body anywhere in the world. This shuffle will then repeat every 24 hours.\n\nHow w...
2015-04-28T17:18:42
2015-04-28T16:01:50
381
130
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the power to access another person's mind, but you must play a game/puzzle reflective of the owner's mind to unlock its secrets. You have solved 7x7 Rubik's cubes, played games of 3D Chess, and beaten countless final bosses. This time, however, you are caught off-guard.\n\nIf it's an...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the power to access another person's mind, but you must play a game/puzzle reflective of the owner's mind to unlock its secrets. You have solved 7x7 Rubik's cubes, played games of 3D Chess, and beaten countless final bosses. This time, however, you are caught off-guard.\n\nIf it's an...
2015-04-28T17:18:42
2015-04-28T17:18:21
381
23
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the power to access another person's mind, but you must play a game/puzzle reflective of the owner's mind to unlock its secrets. You have solved 7x7 Rubik's cubes, played games of 3D Chess, and beaten countless final bosses. This time, however, you are caught off-guard.\n\nIf it's an...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the power to access another person's mind, but you must play a game/puzzle reflective of the owner's mind to unlock its secrets. You have solved 7x7 Rubik's cubes, played games of 3D Chess, and beaten countless final bosses. This time, however, you are caught off-guard.\n\nIf it's an...
2020-04-06T09:32:48
2020-04-06T09:03:29
126
53
[ { "content": "[WP] Blind people aren’t actually blind. Their eyes are tuned into a different dimension, but their brains can’t process that information so they see nothing. A doctor has just perfected a procedure to correct this problem. Tell us what the first patient sees.", "role": "user" }, { "co...
[ { "content": "[WP] Blind people aren’t actually blind. Their eyes are tuned into a different dimension, but their brains can’t process that information so they see nothing. A doctor has just perfected a procedure to correct this problem. Tell us what the first patient sees.", "role": "user" }, { "co...
2022-08-05T16:07:13
2022-08-05T15:34:07
166
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[ { "content": "[WP] We “knew” humans were weak as they avoided every war with diplomacy. We never imagined they’d be this ruthless & how seemingly overnight they went from peaceful beings to a state they call “TOTAL WAR”. War is in their blood & soul. They thrive on it, mostly when the odds are against t...
[ { "content": "[WP] We “knew” humans were weak as they avoided every war with diplomacy. We never imagined they’d be this ruthless & how seemingly overnight they went from peaceful beings to a state they call “TOTAL WAR”. War is in their blood & soul. They thrive on it, mostly when the odds are against t...
2016-01-01T01:19:37
2015-12-31T22:11:13
662
180
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story in the style of a teen novel which follows the journey of a group of teenagers fighting to bring down an oppressive dystopian government. Over the course of the story it becomes clear to the readers that the government is in the right.\n\nInspired by [this](https://np.reddit.com...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story in the style of a teen novel which follows the journey of a group of teenagers fighting to bring down an oppressive dystopian government. Over the course of the story it becomes clear to the readers that the government is in the right.\n\nInspired by [this](https://np.reddit.com...
2022-05-22T12:02:10
2022-05-22T11:29:55
48
21
[ { "content": "[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. \"6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin\".", "rol...
[ { "content": "[WP] The AI takeover has begun, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. \"6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case, begin\".", "rol...
2015-10-04T19:06:19
2015-10-04T18:04:20
136
16
[ { "content": "[WP] GRR Martin, JK Rowling, Terry Pratchett and JRR Tolkien have come together to play Dungeons and Dragons together. Describe their Campaign.\n\n\nYou get to decide which one of their group will be the DM.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Get yer mits off’a my Cheetos, Tolkien,” Ge...
[ { "content": "[WP] GRR Martin, JK Rowling, Terry Pratchett and JRR Tolkien have come together to play Dungeons and Dragons together. Describe their Campaign.\n\n\nYou get to decide which one of their group will be the DM.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Home is behind, the world ahead, and there...
2022-10-06T18:53:28
2022-10-06T18:38:29
613
84
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a supervillain. Your nemesis calls you to say, \"This is embarrassing, but I really need a date to my friend's wedding because my ex is going to be there. Would you go with me?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Well that's kind of desperate, and not just the part where...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a supervillain. Your nemesis calls you to say, \"This is embarrassing, but I really need a date to my friend's wedding because my ex is going to be there. Would you go with me?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "[Poem]\n\nI want to tell you first of all, I'm sorry for the...
2022-03-07T14:45:41
2022-03-07T14:06:56
58
14
[ { "content": "[WP] The Princess has been kidnapped by Bandits. The Royal Family can only imagine what Horrors she must go through. Meanwhile in the Bandit Camp they started teaching her lockpicking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Your Royal Highness, we are doing everything in our power to find...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Princess has been kidnapped by Bandits. The Royal Family can only imagine what Horrors she must go through. Meanwhile in the Bandit Camp they started teaching her lockpicking.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Eremon, are you sure this is a good idea?\" Said Tibetan slowly, ...
2018-10-21T22:49:19
2018-10-21T21:59:31
586
31
[ { "content": "[WP] One day, while your bored and home alone, you start looking up and pressing pressure points on your body. After you hit one behind your ear, a strange board appears in front of you. You’ve just opened the Character Menu. And there’s a lot of settings you didn’t know about...", "role": "us...
[ { "content": "[WP] One day, while your bored and home alone, you start looking up and pressing pressure points on your body. After you hit one behind your ear, a strange board appears in front of you. You’ve just opened the Character Menu. And there’s a lot of settings you didn’t know about...", "role": "us...
2017-07-17T07:10:11
2017-07-17T06:42:42
974
34
[ { "content": "[WP] The Elves, Dwarves, and Goblins laughed at humans for not having magic. The humans laughed at the Elves, Dwarves, and Goblins for not having giant robots.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“How much further?” asked Xylenor, in between ragged breaths.\n\nHe didn’t get an answer. Th...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Elves, Dwarves, and Goblins laughed at humans for not having magic. The humans laughed at the Elves, Dwarves, and Goblins for not having giant robots.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Wahahahahahahahhaha\" the loud, sharp laughter of the goblins echoes throughout their city...
2014-12-27T11:18:57
2014-12-27T09:41:24
109
19
[ { "content": "[WP] You are dog. It is your mission to faithfully guard your poor, stupid, two-legged pack-mates from the horrors of the mailman, the dog next door, and men with hats. Describe your vigil.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am dog.\n\nMillenia ago, long before the two-leggers had beg...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are dog. It is your mission to faithfully guard your poor, stupid, two-legged pack-mates from the horrors of the mailman, the dog next door, and men with hats. Describe your vigil.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The creatures with strange heads were back. The breeze carried...
2022-08-03T08:57:53
2022-08-03T08:52:46
135
34
[ { "content": "[WP] The super villain shook with rage as they stared at the security footage. \"He's not even a real superhero with superpowers! He's just some loser who's really good at throwing knives at people without killing them!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Is he really a loser?\" said...
[ { "content": "[WP] The super villain shook with rage as they stared at the security footage. \"He's not even a real superhero with superpowers! He's just some loser who's really good at throwing knives at people without killing them!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The view on murder is a silly ...
2016-05-25T13:27:23
2016-05-25T08:14:54
23
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You're underage and trying to use a fake ID to buy booze. Suddenly, someone walks into the liquor store and recognizes you...as your fake persona.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“TGIF am I right?” I said placing the thirty rack on the counter.\n\n \n\n“ID.” The man behind the c...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're underage and trying to use a fake ID to buy booze. Suddenly, someone walks into the liquor store and recognizes you...as your fake persona.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cashier: I don't know man... This just doesn't look right, *Andrew*... \n\nScott: seriously man??.....
2015-07-06T07:47:16
2015-07-06T03:08:15
119
31
[ { "content": "[WP] Satan owes you a favor. Now the time has come for him to pay up and he is begging you to choose anything else than what you just asked for.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Hey Jennifer, It’s Satan here, ”I’ve got you on speaker. Can you get me someone from legal on the line?”\n...
[ { "content": "[WP] Satan owes you a favor. Now the time has come for him to pay up and he is begging you to choose anything else than what you just asked for.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"C'mon Luci, you OWE me this one,\"\n\n\"Dammit Charles, you know my code of conduct, I am only allowed to...
2019-12-24T01:07:20
2019-12-23T21:09:05
34
21
[ { "content": "[WP] For unknown reasons, you have a curse over your life. Whenever you become best friends with someone, they die within a week. You’ve made it your mission to become best friends with the worst people you can find.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Nick, buddy! Good to see you.\"\n...
[ { "content": "[WP] For unknown reasons, you have a curse over your life. Whenever you become best friends with someone, they die within a week. You’ve made it your mission to become best friends with the worst people you can find.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " \"Honey, trust me,\" he ...
2022-03-24T05:21:49
2022-03-24T04:52:19
369
203
[ { "content": "[WP] You can trigger chain reactions to make anything you want happen. You want you annoying neighbors to leave their house? Just think about it while you launch a paper plane out the window, and fate will work things out. But your last \"wish\" a week ago triggered a reaction that is still going ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You can trigger chain reactions to make anything you want happen. You want you annoying neighbors to leave their house? Just think about it while you launch a paper plane out the window, and fate will work things out. But your last \"wish\" a week ago triggered a reaction that is still going ...
2018-04-23T13:42:19
2018-04-23T06:46:57
37
13
[ { "content": "[WP] The team's medic and support members are tired of always being belittled and ignored, so they join the Bad Guys. They're much more effective villains than anyone thought possible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“I guess it was his grin that made me do it.”\n\n“His grin?”\n\nThe...
[ { "content": "[WP] The team's medic and support members are tired of always being belittled and ignored, so they join the Bad Guys. They're much more effective villains than anyone thought possible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "People always thought that my heals and her repairs were useless. N...
2019-07-31T10:49:06
2019-07-31T09:00:16
15
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a multi-billionaire with a lovely wife, who is trying to kill you to inherit your fortune. You love her so much that you just don't have the heart to tell her you are immortal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " \n\nWaking up in those days was difficult, but it was not th...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a multi-billionaire with a lovely wife, who is trying to kill you to inherit your fortune. You love her so much that you just don't have the heart to tell her you are immortal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let me be frank. I know she's just not that into me. I know th...
2022-03-04T18:43:54
2022-03-04T16:15:15
46
22
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a dark mage who was secretly summoned by the elderly king to magically extend his life, but during the meeting he died of natural causes. So now you stuck in a fortress full of skilled soldiers and mages loyal to the now dead king who was last seen meeting you in private.", "role":...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a dark mage who was secretly summoned by the elderly king to magically extend his life, but during the meeting he died of natural causes. So now you stuck in a fortress full of skilled soldiers and mages loyal to the now dead king who was last seen meeting you in private.", "role":...
2015-04-04T18:45:58
2015-04-04T18:33:11
334
48
[ { "content": "[WP] 50% of the world's population has the ability to fly, 50% does not. The only way to find out is to jump from a height that will surely kill you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Carol had been pregnant three times, and she was beginning to get tired of the charade. It was difficu...
[ { "content": "[WP] 50% of the world's population has the ability to fly, 50% does not. The only way to find out is to jump from a height that will surely kill you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who knew the suicide attempt would turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to me? Here I was ...
2021-06-18T19:03:15
2021-06-18T18:26:07
291
30
[ { "content": "[WP] In 2153, humans escaped from their ruined planet with the help of an AI-controlled fleet whose goal was to find humans a safe place for them to live and put themselves in cryo-sleep. When humans woke from their sleep they found a variety of messages begging humans to stop their mechanical god...
[ { "content": "[WP] In 2153, humans escaped from their ruined planet with the help of an AI-controlled fleet whose goal was to find humans a safe place for them to live and put themselves in cryo-sleep. When humans woke from their sleep they found a variety of messages begging humans to stop their mechanical god...
2018-05-30T00:42:23
2018-05-29T22:34:30
2,136
14
[ { "content": "[WP] An old, forgotten god is living their days peacefully in the suburbs. One day they randomly receives a prayer. And they are going to do everything in their power to answer it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Xil’dan looked down at his wilted hydrangeas in disgust. Six hundred ye...
[ { "content": "[WP] An old, forgotten god is living their days peacefully in the suburbs. One day they randomly receives a prayer. And they are going to do everything in their power to answer it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I want to quit smoking.\"\n\nThe wish carried the scent of pine for w...
2022-10-13T18:57:19
2022-10-13T18:56:34
72
47
[ { "content": "[WP] Your supervillain nemesis is little more than goofy comedy relief, always coming up with clunky machines and insane, nonsensical schemes. When a new dangerous villain appeared, your nemesis utterly destroyed them, and then continued on like nothing happened.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your supervillain nemesis is little more than goofy comedy relief, always coming up with clunky machines and insane, nonsensical schemes. When a new dangerous villain appeared, your nemesis utterly destroyed them, and then continued on like nothing happened.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2017-05-05T08:23:38
2017-05-05T05:28:24
44
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sighing, Frank removed ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once again I awaken. It...
2019-11-24T20:06:55
2019-11-24T17:58:27
46
28
[ { "content": "[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**\\[Rep...
[ { "content": "[WP] With total war as a concept alien to the rest of our galaxy, All saw humans as negotiators and peacemakers, soft and weak. Today is the day when the galaxy discovers why being so good at finding ways to avoid war was a survival mechanism.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They des...
2016-11-04T05:53:51
2016-11-04T04:34:45
43
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens find \"Never Gonna Give You Up\" on Voyager, and after studying human culture realise that they have been rick rolled. They're not happy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"WHAT?!\"\n\nSir, i couldn't believe it either. But come! We managed to figure out how to play it! \n...
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens find \"Never Gonna Give You Up\" on Voyager, and after studying human culture realise that they have been rick rolled. They're not happy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We're no strangers to love \nYou know the rules and so do I \nA full commitment's what I'm thinking ...
2020-02-23T13:29:12
2020-02-23T13:07:21
66
14
[ { "content": "[WP] The healer was treated horribly by the knights he was assigned. Belittled and humiliated at every turn. Until one day a monster killed his squad and spared him. And the monster looked at him and she said something he didn't think was possible to even say. \"Would you please heal me?\".", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The healer was treated horribly by the knights he was assigned. Belittled and humiliated at every turn. Until one day a monster killed his squad and spared him. And the monster looked at him and she said something he didn't think was possible to even say. \"Would you please heal me?\".", ...
2022-01-17T01:10:03
2022-01-16T23:20:06
401
14
[ { "content": "[WP] You are invincible. You don’t age and can’t die, but you’re not any stronger than the average person. Society views you as a threat and encapsulates you in a pod you can’t escape. 500,000 years later, a new civilization breaks open the pod and begin to worship you. You must explain yourself."...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are invincible. You don’t age and can’t die, but you’re not any stronger than the average person. Society views you as a threat and encapsulates you in a pod you can’t escape. 500,000 years later, a new civilization breaks open the pod and begin to worship you. You must explain yourself."...
2019-09-27T21:30:36
2019-09-27T20:39:35
179
22
[ { "content": "[WP] Time slows down every time you are in danger. The more serious the danger is, the more time you have to save yourself. During one terrible car accident, you had almost a minute to react. And now, time has almost completely stopped for a whole month, and you don’t know why.", "role": "user...
[ { "content": "[WP] Time slows down every time you are in danger. The more serious the danger is, the more time you have to save yourself. During one terrible car accident, you had almost a minute to react. And now, time has almost completely stopped for a whole month, and you don’t know why.", "role": "user...
2020-10-27T08:31:49
2020-10-27T08:16:14
121
30
[ { "content": "[WP] An eldritch horror considers you their best friend. By virtue of you being able to perceive their true form and not going insane. One day they ask how you became so jaded, that not even indescribable cosmic horror phases you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"No, but really. Las...
[ { "content": "[WP] An eldritch horror considers you their best friend. By virtue of you being able to perceive their true form and not going insane. One day they ask how you became so jaded, that not even indescribable cosmic horror phases you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We walked slowly alon...
2022-06-30T12:26:14
2022-06-30T11:35:05
49
28
[ { "content": "[WP] \"I'd like to sell my soul\". The Devil grinned; \"In exchange for what? Women, money, power?\". \"Salvation\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Devil cocked his head. \"From what? Disease? War? Death?\"\n\n\"No, I want to go to heaven.\" the young man said. \"I want my soul ...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"I'd like to sell my soul\". The Devil grinned; \"In exchange for what? Women, money, power?\". \"Salvation\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“I don’t think you understand who I am and what I do here...”\n\n“No, I get it but I was hoping I’d be the exception.”\n\n“There are no...
2018-11-20T17:18:29
2018-11-20T15:58:54
52
10
[ { "content": "[WP] When you sleep, instead of dreaming, you see a list of tips and tricks that will help you the next day. One night, you only see one tip, “Always aim for the head”.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ever since I was a little kid, my dreams have been... well, let's just say they're ...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you sleep, instead of dreaming, you see a list of tips and tricks that will help you the next day. One night, you only see one tip, “Always aim for the head”.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just another Saturday morning, sleeping in until nine o’clock then “Aim for the hea...
2019-12-26T13:31:20
2019-12-26T13:08:13
71
46
[ { "content": "[WP] The hero was blessed with the power to bring people back to life, resurecting their companions to keep up the fight against the dark lord. Which is why it’s odd that they brought you, the dark lord that they fought against back to life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There was ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The hero was blessed with the power to bring people back to life, resurecting their companions to keep up the fight against the dark lord. Which is why it’s odd that they brought you, the dark lord that they fought against back to life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I couldn't...
2015-07-15T13:13:01
2015-07-15T11:01:58
55
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Instead of trying to get a man on the moon, every nation raced to be the first at the very bottom of the ocean\n\nWhile we have managed to get to space and the moon we have not fully explored the ocean. Instead of the space race, there was a competition to see who could reach the very bottom....
[ { "content": "[WP] Instead of trying to get a man on the moon, every nation raced to be the first at the very bottom of the ocean\n\nWhile we have managed to get to space and the moon we have not fully explored the ocean. Instead of the space race, there was a competition to see who could reach the very bottom....
2022-01-23T16:36:26
2022-01-23T11:25:11
262
118
[ { "content": "[WP] The galaxy was amused when they learned that Humans have Rules of War. They were less amused when they figured out what Humans do in war when there are no rules.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Yeah, that sucks for them. But why are you angry at us?” Amanda Smith, leader of the...
[ { "content": "[WP] The galaxy was amused when they learned that Humans have Rules of War. They were less amused when they figured out what Humans do in war when there are no rules.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hera looked up at the sky, she could still hear the laughter that echoed when the rul...
2015-12-15T09:06:42
2015-12-15T08:25:18
65
19
[ { "content": "[WP] To become immortal, one must merely kill an immortal.\n\nTake it as you will, either a curse passed from killer to killer or a statement on the infamy of assassins.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Merely,” huh? That’s a bit of an understatement. You see, you got your squishy im...
[ { "content": "[WP] To become immortal, one must merely kill an immortal.\n\nTake it as you will, either a curse passed from killer to killer or a statement on the infamy of assassins.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I had finally tracked him down. Ezekiel. Some say he will be the last, that he can...
2017-02-15T03:58:18
2017-02-14T23:44:10
61
26
[ { "content": "[WP]You are a parent in an anime. Your child is born with epic anime hair, and you are certain they will become the protagonist. You are determined to not become a tragic back story like so many other anime parents.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Let me get something straight: I was...
[ { "content": "[WP]You are a parent in an anime. Your child is born with epic anime hair, and you are certain they will become the protagonist. You are determined to not become a tragic back story like so many other anime parents.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I lookout from the window and see my...
2019-04-21T12:38:09
2019-04-21T11:41:23
443
192
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a used cars salesman that has been transported into a medieval fantasy world where you've become the hero that needs to slay the dragon and save the princess. Your only leveled up skill - speech 100.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There was a crowd of onlookers, two desp...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a used cars salesman that has been transported into a medieval fantasy world where you've become the hero that needs to slay the dragon and save the princess. Your only leveled up skill - speech 100.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There it was: the Dragon, the One Beast,...
2019-06-22T01:45:39
2019-06-21T21:02:35
30
20
[ { "content": "[WP] After a bumpy introduction to the galactic stage, humans are trying to rebrand their identity; unfortunately, they are having a hard time convincing others that they have hobbies besides unleashing weapons of planetary destruction on the worlds of their enemies.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] After a bumpy introduction to the galactic stage, humans are trying to rebrand their identity; unfortunately, they are having a hard time convincing others that they have hobbies besides unleashing weapons of planetary destruction on the worlds of their enemies.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2016-09-13T23:03:10
2016-09-13T20:16:33
882
225
[ { "content": "[WP] Cryosleep is invented and is now affordable. People line up to be put to sleep and wake up in 100 million years. The time comes and everyone wakes up to see all the future technologies that humans made, but they forgot that scientists went into cryosleep too. The earth is now very different."...
[ { "content": "[WP] Cryosleep is invented and is now affordable. People line up to be put to sleep and wake up in 100 million years. The time comes and everyone wakes up to see all the future technologies that humans made, but they forgot that scientists went into cryosleep too. The earth is now very different."...
2018-04-26T04:55:22
2018-04-26T01:50:34
319
13
[ { "content": "[WP] On everyones 18th birthday they receive a letter showing them what percentage of their life has gone by. You just received yours today and it says 0.00%", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What'd it say, Alex?\"\n\nI looked up, snapping out of my trance. Zero percent? Zero percent...
[ { "content": "[WP] On everyones 18th birthday they receive a letter showing them what percentage of their life has gone by. You just received yours today and it says 0.00%", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The sun was shining at its highest point as I woke up from a decent night's sleep. I thought t...
2015-07-25T06:30:07
2015-07-25T04:45:57
117
46
[ { "content": "[WP] A wizard accidentally becomes immortal. He has the idea to become the antagonist so that a hero will come along and defeat him, so he can rest in peace. Sadly, the heroes are weak in comparison so the wizard creates a persona as a 'wise teacher' to train these heroes in order to defeat him.",...
[ { "content": "[WP] A wizard accidentally becomes immortal. He has the idea to become the antagonist so that a hero will come along and defeat him, so he can rest in peace. Sadly, the heroes are weak in comparison so the wizard creates a persona as a 'wise teacher' to train these heroes in order to defeat him.",...
2014-09-18T19:36:07
2014-09-18T18:39:41
112
73
[ { "content": "[WP] Cannibalism has been widely accepted for over 20 years. A renowned chef before dinner service checks tonights product. In the caging area he sees his activist sister.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "From his spot on the terrace, he could see the guests slowly making their way ou...
[ { "content": "[WP] Cannibalism has been widely accepted for over 20 years. A renowned chef before dinner service checks tonights product. In the caging area he sees his activist sister.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "His heart turned to ice. His head went faint and his stomach twisted into a ever...
2015-01-25T15:26:13
2015-01-25T14:18:55
81
40
[ { "content": "[WP] It has become a law to hibernate during the winter with the help of a machine, but there is a glitch, and you wake up halfway through winter and find the reason why the government made hibernation manditory\n\nEdit: Wow this got more popular than I expected it would", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] It has become a law to hibernate during the winter with the help of a machine, but there is a glitch, and you wake up halfway through winter and find the reason why the government made hibernation manditory\n\nEdit: Wow this got more popular than I expected it would", "role": "user" }, ...
2018-02-05T15:14:01
2018-02-05T14:07:15
2,481
392
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens are afraid to invade Earth. Not because of humans but because our solar system is a nest for 8 Guardians/Leviathans.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It had been tried before, always ending in failure.\n\nThe world, small and blue, stood out as a conspicuous failure to con...
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens are afraid to invade Earth. Not because of humans but because our solar system is a nest for 8 Guardians/Leviathans.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "> ##### Transcript - 2215 Hours Day 1 - Expedition Alpha Bravo - Unit 6 Encounter\n\nUnit Commander (UC): Fresh Air, do ...
2014-09-07T04:20:33
2014-09-07T04:01:11
290
74
[ { "content": "[WP] A car pulls up beside a prostitute, soliciting sex. The door opens and to the surprise of both parties, they realise they are ex's from several years ago. Write from either perspective (NSFW?)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Her hair looks different, but it’s undeniably her. I’m...
[ { "content": "[WP] A car pulls up beside a prostitute, soliciting sex. The door opens and to the surprise of both parties, they realise they are ex's from several years ago. Write from either perspective (NSFW?)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Autumn approached faster than I wanted and the chill i...
2017-11-08T05:54:13
2017-11-08T05:45:47
32
16
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone is born with a natural tattoo of their spirit animal. Every person gets the traits and abilities of their respective animal. But when you were born your father, having a bear tattoo and your mother, bearing a dove tattoo, were horrified. Leviathan.\n\nEdit. Wow thank you to everyone ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone is born with a natural tattoo of their spirit animal. Every person gets the traits and abilities of their respective animal. But when you were born your father, having a bear tattoo and your mother, bearing a dove tattoo, were horrified. Leviathan.\n\nEdit. Wow thank you to everyone ...
2022-08-13T14:06:55
2022-08-13T12:29:05
22
15
[ { "content": "[WP] The magical races enslaved magic-less humans centuries ago. To expand their empires, the magical races travel and conquer different dimensions. They soon stumble across and try to conquer a magic-less world full of humans. It did not go well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Tr...
[ { "content": "[WP] The magical races enslaved magic-less humans centuries ago. To expand their empires, the magical races travel and conquer different dimensions. They soon stumble across and try to conquer a magic-less world full of humans. It did not go well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "From...
2021-02-13T21:06:19
2021-02-13T20:07:26
125
64
[ { "content": "[WP] You wrested the government from the tyrant. You ruled well, at first. But now there's talk of rebellion. At a presentation, you almost shout how you've given everything for this nation. But the words freeze in your throat. Those are the exact words the tyrant said before you overthrew him.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You wrested the government from the tyrant. You ruled well, at first. But now there's talk of rebellion. At a presentation, you almost shout how you've given everything for this nation. But the words freeze in your throat. Those are the exact words the tyrant said before you overthrew him.", ...
2022-07-10T00:45:32
2022-07-10T00:43:43
120
49
[ { "content": "[WP] You are kidnapped by a dark cult, who sacrifice you to their eldritch god. When your soul arrives in the being’s domain, the deity profusely apologizes and offers to send you back if you get rid of the psychopaths who are slandering his good name with bloodshed.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are kidnapped by a dark cult, who sacrifice you to their eldritch god. When your soul arrives in the being’s domain, the deity profusely apologizes and offers to send you back if you get rid of the psychopaths who are slandering his good name with bloodshed.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2022-10-21T23:29:50
2016-10-31T22:00:07
327
22
[ { "content": "[WP] Valhalla does not discriminate against the kind of fight you lost. Did you lose the battle with cancer? Maybe you died in a fist fight. Even facing addiction. After taking a deep drink from his flagon, Odin slams his cup down and asks for the glorious tale of your demise!", "role": "user"...
[ { "content": "[WP] Valhalla does not discriminate against the kind of fight you lost. Did you lose the battle with cancer? Maybe you died in a fist fight. Even facing addiction. After taking a deep drink from his flagon, Odin slams his cup down and asks for the glorious tale of your demise!", "role": "user"...
2017-04-24T01:48:58
2017-04-24T01:11:47
35
12
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die the afterlife is an arena where you face every insect and animal you killed in your life. If you win you go to heaven, lose you go to hell. Your job was an exterminator on earth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So, basically, you have to re-kill everything you've ...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die the afterlife is an arena where you face every insect and animal you killed in your life. If you win you go to heaven, lose you go to hell. Your job was an exterminator on earth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Clancy stood confronted by a white, ethereal being, wit...
2022-05-17T13:11:07
2022-05-17T12:08:27
25
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
2016-12-14T20:54:15
2016-12-14T20:39:27
15
10
[ { "content": "[WP] At 11am, you get a message from a killer named \"The Beauty\" a famously attractive yet deadly serial killer. She says that you're next, but if you survive until midnight, she'll spare you. However, everytime she kills you, you get thrown back in time to the moment you got the message.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] At 11am, you get a message from a killer named \"The Beauty\" a famously attractive yet deadly serial killer. She says that you're next, but if you survive until midnight, she'll spare you. However, everytime she kills you, you get thrown back in time to the moment you got the message.", ...
2017-03-24T15:58:18
2017-03-24T15:35:22
2,344
400
[ { "content": "[WP] When someone is murdered, their name appears on the skin of the killer. You wake up with a name on your arm and no knowledge of how it got there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I stared at the ink on my arm, shocked and horrified at how it got there. How did it get there? \n\nI...
[ { "content": "[WP] When someone is murdered, their name appears on the skin of the killer. You wake up with a name on your arm and no knowledge of how it got there.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "[I revised the story added a much better ending. It was late last night and I was tired! Part 2 is in...
2022-11-10T13:19:13
2022-11-10T12:42:12
749
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[ { "content": "[WP] You're a vampire hunter. However, upon finally being accepted into the Hunter's Guild, you realize something. All the other hunters are unwilling vampires who want revenge against the one who bit them, and they want to know what YOUR reason for hunting is, seeing as you're only human.", "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a vampire hunter. However, upon finally being accepted into the Hunter's Guild, you realize something. All the other hunters are unwilling vampires who want revenge against the one who bit them, and they want to know what YOUR reason for hunting is, seeing as you're only human.", "...
2018-05-02T19:56:51
2018-05-02T17:46:30
109
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Seasoned wizards only use dead languages such as Latin for their incantations. Those less experienced quickly learn why--as the meanings of words change, so too do the effects of their spells.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He was barely half way through the second syllable of ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Seasoned wizards only use dead languages such as Latin for their incantations. Those less experienced quickly learn why--as the meanings of words change, so too do the effects of their spells.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Magic of Doonya {Rough cut/ Ch.1-3}\nBy Clint G.\...
2019-09-14T13:20:46
2019-09-14T12:14:58
45
20
[ { "content": "[WP] Diagnosed with schizophrenia. Since birth, 24/7 you’ve heard the voice and thoughts of a girl that you’ve been told is made up in your head. You’re 37 and hear the voice say “turn around, did I find you?” and you turn to see a real girl who’s heard every thought you’ve ever had and vice versa...
[ { "content": "[WP] Diagnosed with schizophrenia. Since birth, 24/7 you’ve heard the voice and thoughts of a girl that you’ve been told is made up in your head. You’re 37 and hear the voice say “turn around, did I find you?” and you turn to see a real girl who’s heard every thought you’ve ever had and vice versa...
2021-06-02T07:05:11
2021-06-02T06:10:15
41
29
[ { "content": "[WP] Scientist have created a machine that allow people a window into alternate realities. It becomes mainstream and people talk about alternate versions of themselves. Finally you decide to take a look only to discover that there are no alternate versions of you. You're the only you in existence....
[ { "content": "[WP] Scientist have created a machine that allow people a window into alternate realities. It becomes mainstream and people talk about alternate versions of themselves. Finally you decide to take a look only to discover that there are no alternate versions of you. You're the only you in existence....
2021-04-29T20:53:00
2021-04-29T19:31:35
279
54
[ { "content": "[WP] Turns out hell is real. This was made known once demons and devils came to Earth. However things quickly got awkward and confusing once people heard them mutter, \"If Heaven won't fix this shit hole, we might as well do it ourselves.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"this is b...
[ { "content": "[WP] Turns out hell is real. This was made known once demons and devils came to Earth. However things quickly got awkward and confusing once people heard them mutter, \"If Heaven won't fix this shit hole, we might as well do it ourselves.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*It turns o...
2016-05-28T15:41:50
2016-05-28T14:06:45
114
68
[ { "content": "[WP] The devil mixed up your paperwork and gave you someone else's personal hell, which to you, is heaven.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"awwwww fuckin-!\" I screamed, as the shells pounded the sand around me, then drowned me out.\n\nI jerked the charging handle on the M16 that ha...
[ { "content": "[WP] The devil mixed up your paperwork and gave you someone else's personal hell, which to you, is heaven.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I woke up on a soft couch in what appeared to be a busy upscale hotel. People were walking by admiring the vaulted ceilings with a smile or looki...
2021-05-21T00:16:46
2021-05-20T21:11:37
73
13
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Boss, it's been 15 minutes since he started having a flashback about his \"challenges\" and how much he loves his friends. Can't we just attack him already?\" said the henchman. \"No, no. We have standards.\" said the supervillain.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Common courte...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Boss, it's been 15 minutes since he started having a flashback about his \"challenges\" and how much he loves his friends. Can't we just attack him already?\" said the henchman. \"No, no. We have standards.\" said the supervillain.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So, it's de...
2022-07-06T16:37:22
2022-07-06T16:30:03
72
17
[ { "content": "[WP] They aimed at each other in silence. Neither of them wanted to pull the trigger, but they both knew that one of them had to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I stared at her, more importantly, at the gun in her hand. It was pointed at me. I would have been upset, but my gun was p...
[ { "content": "[WP] They aimed at each other in silence. Neither of them wanted to pull the trigger, but they both knew that one of them had to.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The blood-tinted sky above was a fitting companion to the rust-wastes below. Howling winds blew with a melancholic sound t...
2014-01-25T14:18:59
2014-01-25T13:48:08
29
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[ { "content": "[WP] Cats and Dogs see us as immortal and unchanging, simply because we can easily survive to be forty years old, while they struggle to survive twenty.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They baffle me, to be honest, these things. These giants, who feed us and love us. They’re so warm ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Cats and Dogs see us as immortal and unchanging, simply because we can easily survive to be forty years old, while they struggle to survive twenty.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The mouse had landed in the pond, and now it floated out in the middle.\n\n“See,” I told Frodo, who...
2019-03-21T10:38:18
2019-03-21T10:19:04
179
106
[ { "content": "[WP] “He’s dead....finally that son of a bitch got what he deserved” Charlie said as he reads the headline of the news paper. “Candy Extraordinaire Wonka has passed away”. Now, Charlie sits, and remembers the true events of the day he and the other children visited Wonka’s Factory.", "role": "...
[ { "content": "[WP] “He’s dead....finally that son of a bitch got what he deserved” Charlie said as he reads the headline of the news paper. “Candy Extraordinaire Wonka has passed away”. Now, Charlie sits, and remembers the true events of the day he and the other children visited Wonka’s Factory.", "role": "...
2021-08-23T22:27:56
2021-08-23T21:29:10
33
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[ { "content": "[WP] Following the death of Batman, the Joker is despondent. Crime without Batman is like a joke without a punchline. That people dare commit crime in his absence is an insult to his oeuvre of mayhem and to the craft itself. To protect his legacy, the Joker vows to keep the streets of Gotham clean...
[ { "content": "[WP] Following the death of Batman, the Joker is despondent. Crime without Batman is like a joke without a punchline. That people dare commit crime in his absence is an insult to his oeuvre of mayhem and to the craft itself. To protect his legacy, the Joker vows to keep the streets of Gotham clean...