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2014-10-12T03:23:52
2014-10-12T02:45:51
17
10
[ { "content": "[WP]Death Eaters win The battle of Hogwarts killing all opposition and breaking a one thousand year old truce between muggles and wizards. Lord Voldemort must now face the full might of the United Kingdoms' military.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "President Barrack Hussain Obama sta...
[ { "content": "[WP]Death Eaters win The battle of Hogwarts killing all opposition and breaking a one thousand year old truce between muggles and wizards. Lord Voldemort must now face the full might of the United Kingdoms' military.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Dobby, is that bloke up there?\"\...
2014-10-20T10:00:47
2014-10-20T09:32:51
15
10
[ { "content": "[WP] A deranged lunatic finds a wrong way to eat a Reese's.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As I dropped to my knees, the weight of the gun almost slipped through my fingers. I knew I wouldnt last five minutes in prison, I realized what I must do. As I raised the gun to my mouth, I ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A deranged lunatic finds a wrong way to eat a Reese's.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am not insane. Really, I'm not. I just don't like Reeses. I know that only the truly insane people say that they aren't insane. But I'm not! I know how to tie my shoes, not like Jane. Jane c...
2014-11-12T01:47:29
2014-11-12T01:45:07
16
10
[ { "content": "[WP] At the age of 18, everyone picks an unlikely life event. They will be reborn at 18 every time they die until that event happens. After that, death is permanent.\n\nExample - Winning a lottery jackpot. Statistically, they would die in 22 plane crashes in a row before winning the Mega Millions ...
[ { "content": "[WP] At the age of 18, everyone picks an unlikely life event. They will be reborn at 18 every time they die until that event happens. After that, death is permanent.\n\nExample - Winning a lottery jackpot. Statistically, they would die in 22 plane crashes in a row before winning the Mega Millions ...
2014-12-29T09:12:25
2014-12-29T09:02:29
64
11
[ { "content": "[WP] your crazy, possessive ex girlfriend was abducted by aliens. She has clawed her way up to the position of the Empress of the Galaxy. Now she wants you back.\n\nYou can either go with tyrannical and hated ruler or with enlightened, popular, (but still possessive and crazy) absolutist. Or somet...
[ { "content": "[WP] your crazy, possessive ex girlfriend was abducted by aliens. She has clawed her way up to the position of the Empress of the Galaxy. Now she wants you back.\n\nYou can either go with tyrannical and hated ruler or with enlightened, popular, (but still possessive and crazy) absolutist. Or somet...
2015-08-15T03:39:55
2015-08-15T02:41:22
38
10
[ { "content": "[WP]You're suddenly transported to a world so cliche, that you find out within a few minutes you can pretty much predict the future.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Day 278\n\nI sense a pattern underneath the pattern of it all.\n\nThe first month was amusing enough; ever since the ch...
[ { "content": "[WP]You're suddenly transported to a world so cliche, that you find out within a few minutes you can pretty much predict the future.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Something was clearly up.\n\n\"Mac, put that stick down. You'll kill the gardenias!\" \n\nHe turned his head wide-eyed,...
2015-10-19T13:38:24
2015-10-19T13:24:49
34
18
[ { "content": "[WP] It is the end of days. God and Lucifer stand before the last human being. You are the first neutral soul who is neither good or evil enough to pass into a afterlife and thus must be judged personally. Unknown to them, you are Death and have come for them instead.", "role": "user" }, {...
[ { "content": "[WP] It is the end of days. God and Lucifer stand before the last human being. You are the first neutral soul who is neither good or evil enough to pass into a afterlife and thus must be judged personally. Unknown to them, you are Death and have come for them instead.", "role": "user" }, {...
2015-10-19T16:45:21
2015-10-19T14:09:21
16
11
[ { "content": "[WP] It is the end of days. God and Lucifer stand before the last human being. You are the first neutral soul who is neither good or evil enough to pass into a afterlife and thus must be judged personally. Unknown to them, you are Death and have come for them instead.", "role": "user" }, {...
[ { "content": "[WP] It is the end of days. God and Lucifer stand before the last human being. You are the first neutral soul who is neither good or evil enough to pass into a afterlife and thus must be judged personally. Unknown to them, you are Death and have come for them instead.", "role": "user" }, {...
2016-03-20T07:46:50
2016-03-20T07:45:49
25
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Your sister brought someone home for Christmas dinner. You are a hitman. He is your most recent and elusive mark.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Hey buddy, pass the cranberry sauce?\"\n\nI locked eyes with the Mongoose and offered him the bowl. \"There you go.\"\n\n\"Thanks,\...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your sister brought someone home for Christmas dinner. You are a hitman. He is your most recent and elusive mark.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“. . .and this is my boyfriend, Jeremy. He works at. . .”\n\nMy sister's lips continued to move, but in my mind nor the ear of it I h...
2016-03-21T10:06:13
2016-03-21T08:17:30
124
73
[ { "content": "[WP] Narrate any current event in the style of the Avatar the Last Airbender opening.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hot . . . Wet . . . Dry . . . Cold.\n\nNot so long ago, the four seasons passed in sequential order.\n\nThen everything changed when the greenhouse gases emerged.\n\n...
[ { "content": "[WP] Narrate any current event in the style of the Avatar the Last Airbender opening.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bush.\n\nRubio.\n\nCruz.\n\nCarson.\n\nLong ago, the two parties bickered in peace.\n\nThen, everything changed when Trump ran.\n\nOnly the Bernie, the candidate of t...
2016-04-21T07:01:59
2016-04-21T06:44:31
140
103
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where everyone survives off of basic income, companies have to convince you to work for them.\n\nCredit to u/SearingEnigma & u/abkleinig for the idea.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Anything yet?\"\n\nThe message was transmitted using cloud based communications...
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world where everyone survives off of basic income, companies have to convince you to work for them.\n\nCredit to u/SearingEnigma & u/abkleinig for the idea.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The sharply dressed man seats himself across the low table with a swift handshake...
2016-11-26T06:54:54
2016-11-26T05:58:02
46
29
[ { "content": "[WP] The bad guys won and the world was conquered by the villain's armies decades ago. You and your spouse are worried as you suspect your child may be suffering from Chosen Oneness or perhaps an acute case of Prophetic Heroism.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"GET DA FUCK OFF MA LA...
[ { "content": "[WP] The bad guys won and the world was conquered by the villain's armies decades ago. You and your spouse are worried as you suspect your child may be suffering from Chosen Oneness or perhaps an acute case of Prophetic Heroism.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Look at his hair for ...
2016-11-26T06:21:33
2016-11-26T06:12:48
24
16
[ { "content": "[WP] The bad guys won and the world was conquered by the villain's armies decades ago. You and your spouse are worried as you suspect your child may be suffering from Chosen Oneness or perhaps an acute case of Prophetic Heroism.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Jessica! Young lady, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The bad guys won and the world was conquered by the villain's armies decades ago. You and your spouse are worried as you suspect your child may be suffering from Chosen Oneness or perhaps an acute case of Prophetic Heroism.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I should have known it ...
2016-11-27T09:28:52
2016-11-27T09:14:58
49
23
[ { "content": "[WP] Voyager 1 has unexpectedly returned to Earth. It was found at Cape Canaveral, with a note written in a strange, unknown language attached to it. Scientists have translated that note and have called a press conference to reveal their findings.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "John...
[ { "content": "[WP] Voyager 1 has unexpectedly returned to Earth. It was found at Cape Canaveral, with a note written in a strange, unknown language attached to it. Scientists have translated that note and have called a press conference to reveal their findings.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The ...
2017-04-16T21:57:31
2017-04-16T21:41:30
69
14
[ { "content": "[WP] On a world where one side permanently faces the sun humanity has made their home in the light, the dark side inundated with vampires and other monsters unable to venture further. In this world there is one rare event that humans fear and evil relishes - The Total Eclipse.", "role": "user"...
[ { "content": "[WP] On a world where one side permanently faces the sun humanity has made their home in the light, the dark side inundated with vampires and other monsters unable to venture further. In this world there is one rare event that humans fear and evil relishes - The Total Eclipse.", "role": "user"...
2017-05-15T08:02:42
2017-05-15T05:27:53
753
117
[ { "content": "[WP] You gain EXP for everything you kill and you know when you gain EXP. Easy kills like bugs get you only a couple of EXP, tougher kills give more EXP. One day at home doing nothing, you unexpectedly gain 1500 XP...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I come home and sit down with a si...
[ { "content": "[WP] You gain EXP for everything you kill and you know when you gain EXP. Easy kills like bugs get you only a couple of EXP, tougher kills give more EXP. One day at home doing nothing, you unexpectedly gain 1500 XP...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "After lunch I headed back downstai...
2017-05-15T09:43:00
2017-05-15T06:23:41
426
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You gain EXP for everything you kill and you know when you gain EXP. Easy kills like bugs get you only a couple of EXP, tougher kills give more EXP. One day at home doing nothing, you unexpectedly gain 1500 XP...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My Master was one of the most powe...
[ { "content": "[WP] You gain EXP for everything you kill and you know when you gain EXP. Easy kills like bugs get you only a couple of EXP, tougher kills give more EXP. One day at home doing nothing, you unexpectedly gain 1500 XP...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Plghrt*\n> Kill confirmed\n\n*...
2017-05-28T08:31:17
2017-05-28T06:06:01
32
17
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a normal average person but you happen to have many supervillain friends. This is awkward when heroes keep trying to rescue you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Once again, thanks for the tea.\" I said. \"I still can't believe you got the entire island to yourself, PLU...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a normal average person but you happen to have many supervillain friends. This is awkward when heroes keep trying to rescue you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Huh...yo Doc, can you help me out? My parents won't let me go to a party.\"\n\"Of course Quentin, what do I ...
2017-08-07T09:13:24
2017-08-07T08:52:42
358
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Last words aren't just words spoken before death, but actually call death to you. You have known your last words for years and kept death at bay by refusing to speak them. Now, however, they need to be said.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joe Eustace looked at the makeshift ram...
[ { "content": "[WP] Last words aren't just words spoken before death, but actually call death to you. You have known your last words for years and kept death at bay by refusing to speak them. Now, however, they need to be said.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "First response, sooo...\n\nMy last word...
2017-08-07T11:49:49
2017-08-07T10:20:02
18
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Last words aren't just words spoken before death, but actually call death to you. You have known your last words for years and kept death at bay by refusing to speak them. Now, however, they need to be said.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He descended from the dome ceiling with...
[ { "content": "[WP] Last words aren't just words spoken before death, but actually call death to you. You have known your last words for years and kept death at bay by refusing to speak them. Now, however, they need to be said.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Working as a machinist danger is just a...
2017-11-19T16:34:26
2017-11-19T16:04:53
452
162
[ { "content": "[WP] Your father leaves the house to buy milk, 50 years later he comes back with milk in hand and hasn't aged a bit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My dad left me when I was six, it's always been a controversial topic to bring up, it made other people uncomfortable, but mostly me, w...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your father leaves the house to buy milk, 50 years later he comes back with milk in hand and hasn't aged a bit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I would like to say I had forgotten - that I didn't care. That I'd moved on. \n\nThat's what they all say to do, you know? Move on. As ...
2017-11-19T17:49:04
2017-11-19T16:04:53
276
162
[ { "content": "[WP] Your father leaves the house to buy milk, 50 years later he comes back with milk in hand and hasn't aged a bit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Received Messages from Dad.\n\n\nThursday 16th Nov 2017 4:04pm \nWe've run out of milk, I've gone to get some more from the shop. Love...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your father leaves the house to buy milk, 50 years later he comes back with milk in hand and hasn't aged a bit.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I would like to say I had forgotten - that I didn't care. That I'd moved on. \n\nThat's what they all say to do, you know? Move on. As ...
2018-02-06T08:10:41
2018-02-06T08:00:13
124
19
[ { "content": "[WP] After some misunderstandings, you are now having a dinner with all of the major deities as a form of compensation.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I slurped chicken noodle soup loudly as I eyed the group of deities. Sitting around the dinner table was only the most powerful Gods...
[ { "content": "[WP] After some misunderstandings, you are now having a dinner with all of the major deities as a form of compensation.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was mainly a case of mistaken identity. Eros had been wronged by a mortal named Justinian, and that was indeed my name, though be...
2018-03-27T22:01:23
2018-03-27T21:33:06
17
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You pick up painting to impress a crush, but secretly hate it. Two years later you’re engaged to your crush and you have to keep up the facade- and a popular art gallery now wants to feature your work. Suddenly you’re very famous for your work and you still. hate. painting.\n\nInspired by htt...
[ { "content": "[WP] You pick up painting to impress a crush, but secretly hate it. Two years later you’re engaged to your crush and you have to keep up the facade- and a popular art gallery now wants to feature your work. Suddenly you’re very famous for your work and you still. hate. painting.\n\nInspired by htt...
2018-04-25T06:24:05
2018-04-25T06:01:04
40
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Two different alien fleets arrived to Sol-system, but they aren't targetting Earth, they are going to battle with each other. After they left, humans scavenged the debris left by the battle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"My fellow Americans, citizens of all nations...\"\n\nE...
[ { "content": "[WP] Two different alien fleets arrived to Sol-system, but they aren't targetting Earth, they are going to battle with each other. After they left, humans scavenged the debris left by the battle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A movie poster once said of aliens fighting on Earth: \"...
2018-05-19T00:52:05
2018-05-19T00:27:50
211
47
[ { "content": "[WP] An elevator suddenly appears in your one story house. Every night at midnight exactly, it opens for 5 minutes. Inside is an exact copy of you. Each night, the copy is progressively more injured than the night before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(This is my first wp but I'm c...
[ { "content": "[WP] An elevator suddenly appears in your one story house. Every night at midnight exactly, it opens for 5 minutes. Inside is an exact copy of you. Each night, the copy is progressively more injured than the night before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There it was again, at exactly...
2018-09-11T18:22:07
2018-09-11T18:04:41
22
11
[ { "content": "[WP] The life of a final boss is tough. Fighting the same players over and over again until they eventually figure out all of your skill and abilities in order to beat you is a rough job. But you've been doing some studying of your own. It's time to put it to the test.", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The life of a final boss is tough. Fighting the same players over and over again until they eventually figure out all of your skill and abilities in order to beat you is a rough job. But you've been doing some studying of your own. It's time to put it to the test.", "role": "user" }, ...
2018-10-14T04:45:24
2018-10-14T02:29:25
113
17
[ { "content": "[WP] You're walking down the street at night. Suddenly, you get jumped by Flat Earthers. You hear one say, \"Take his ass to the edge\". You laugh, because the Earth is round. You were wrong.\n\n[I guess I should include the source.](https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepFriedMemes/comments/9nyn8o/fuck/)",...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're walking down the street at night. Suddenly, you get jumped by Flat Earthers. You hear one say, \"Take his ass to the edge\". You laugh, because the Earth is round. You were wrong.\n\n[I guess I should include the source.](https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepFriedMemes/comments/9nyn8o/fuck/)",...
2018-10-21T10:26:04
2018-10-21T08:46:48
56
23
[ { "content": "[WP] Welcome to Boston Dynamics here is your all-access pass and the standard 12 gauge shotgun, remember if anything non-human starts asking questions you shoot it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Jerry, you've got to remember where you're working. It's easy in the military divisio...
[ { "content": "[WP] Welcome to Boston Dynamics here is your all-access pass and the standard 12 gauge shotgun, remember if anything non-human starts asking questions you shoot it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Wait, what?\n\nI had never held a gun before in my life. Now here I was, holding a gun ...
2019-05-12T05:38:44
2019-05-12T02:54:43
70
23
[ { "content": "[WP] Dungeons appear on Earth filled with monsters granting loot, experience, classes, and levels. With their wild ingenuity and loads of guns, groups of rednecks inadvertently become the first to clear a dungeon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The four of them stood there and looke...
[ { "content": "[WP] Dungeons appear on Earth filled with monsters granting loot, experience, classes, and levels. With their wild ingenuity and loads of guns, groups of rednecks inadvertently become the first to clear a dungeon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As the dust cleared, the stone wall at...
2019-05-12T02:20:40
2019-05-12T01:36:30
61
39
[ { "content": "[WP] Dungeons appear on Earth filled with monsters granting loot, experience, classes, and levels. With their wild ingenuity and loads of guns, groups of rednecks inadvertently become the first to clear a dungeon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Bob?\"\n\n\"Yeah, Bill?\"\n\n\"You d...
[ { "content": "[WP] Dungeons appear on Earth filled with monsters granting loot, experience, classes, and levels. With their wild ingenuity and loads of guns, groups of rednecks inadvertently become the first to clear a dungeon.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As the smoke cleared they could clearl...
2019-05-19T23:08:50
2019-05-19T18:32:26
56
42
[ { "content": "[WP] There's a knock on your door. You open it to see your favorite book character standing there. They say, \"I know this may be a lot for you to take in right now, but you have to listen very carefully; You are my favorite book character, I know how your story ends, and I need to change it.\"\n\...
[ { "content": "[WP] There's a knock on your door. You open it to see your favorite book character standing there. They say, \"I know this may be a lot for you to take in right now, but you have to listen very carefully; You are my favorite book character, I know how your story ends, and I need to change it.\"\n\...
2019-05-28T15:08:50
2019-05-28T12:56:50
99
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[ { "content": "[WP] You live in an anime in which fighters must call out the increasingly-complicated names of their attacks to perform them. However, you have stumbled on the most powerful technique ever developed: a counterattack by the name of \"no u\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I grew up ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in an anime in which fighters must call out the increasingly-complicated names of their attacks to perform them. However, you have stumbled on the most powerful technique ever developed: a counterattack by the name of \"no u\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "^(My attem...
2019-08-13T03:22:24
2019-08-13T02:25:43
56
18
[ { "content": "[WP] You were the first person to be born without super powers in nearly a thousand years. When it was discovered that you had no powers you became an instant celebrity. Thanks to this, villains and heroes alike seek you out to either kidnap or rescue you on a daily basis. You are sick of it.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were the first person to be born without super powers in nearly a thousand years. When it was discovered that you had no powers you became an instant celebrity. Thanks to this, villains and heroes alike seek you out to either kidnap or rescue you on a daily basis. You are sick of it.", ...
2019-09-08T11:40:23
2019-09-08T10:20:29
40
22
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I always felt alone as a child, even talking to myself when I felt the nee...
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"But you could do anything! You could become the richest, smartest person...
2019-09-08T11:41:24
2019-09-08T11:37:20
31
21
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The way my schedule works gives me little to no space for rest or even jus...
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mike was leaning on me rather heavily, as the office Christmas party began...
2019-09-08T12:23:03
2019-09-08T10:22:20
29
19
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I live in a world where your abilities are everything. They are a crystall...
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tears well in her eyes as the man falls to the floor. \"I'm sorry,\" she w...
2019-09-08T11:37:20
2019-09-08T11:00:34
21
14
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mike was leaning on me rather heavily, as the office Christmas party began...
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dan watched his partners work. He sat silent, and so nobody bothered him....
2019-12-07T06:59:56
2019-12-07T06:54:59
94
11
[ { "content": "[WP] 50 years ago, NASA determined a rogue planet would hit earth, destroying us all. The rich poured their fortunes into space travel and fled... but the rock missed, and now the survivors won't take them back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They returned from their eliptical orbit...
[ { "content": "[WP] 50 years ago, NASA determined a rogue planet would hit earth, destroying us all. The rich poured their fortunes into space travel and fled... but the rock missed, and now the survivors won't take them back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Elites were gone, and so was the moon\n\...
2019-12-19T12:08:40
2019-12-19T10:44:55
76
26
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a Shakespearean sonnet that seems fine in the first thirteen lines but turns horrifying in the fourteenth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Three years ago this day when we first met\n\nA meet-cute almost Hollywood designed\n\nI was the first to find your missing pet\n\nYou...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a Shakespearean sonnet that seems fine in the first thirteen lines but turns horrifying in the fourteenth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?\n\nThou art more lovely and more temperate.\n\nRough winds do shake the darling buds of May,\n...
2020-03-06T11:47:32
2020-03-06T09:18:32
269
143
[ { "content": "[WP] Your power is that anyone will believe what you say, no matter what it is. You casually rob the store, assuring everyone that nothing is out of the ordinary, and later laugh as you offer an outlandish explanation to the flabbergasted police.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I hav...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your power is that anyone will believe what you say, no matter what it is. You casually rob the store, assuring everyone that nothing is out of the ordinary, and later laugh as you offer an outlandish explanation to the flabbergasted police.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Okay,...
2020-03-19T10:22:13
2020-03-19T09:34:44
172
81
[ { "content": "[WP] At the age of 16 everyone gets teleported into a small room. In front of you is a table with all kinds of meals from apples to gourmet meats. Whatever you take a bite of will determine what superpower you'll get. You are the first Person to take a bite of the table itself", "role": "user"...
[ { "content": "[WP] At the age of 16 everyone gets teleported into a small room. In front of you is a table with all kinds of meals from apples to gourmet meats. Whatever you take a bite of will determine what superpower you'll get. You are the first Person to take a bite of the table itself", "role": "user"...
2020-03-19T13:33:44
2020-03-19T13:12:54
27
13
[ { "content": "[WP] At the age of 16 everyone gets teleported into a small room. In front of you is a table with all kinds of meals from apples to gourmet meats. Whatever you take a bite of will determine what superpower you'll get. You are the first Person to take a bite of the table itself", "role": "user"...
[ { "content": "[WP] At the age of 16 everyone gets teleported into a small room. In front of you is a table with all kinds of meals from apples to gourmet meats. Whatever you take a bite of will determine what superpower you'll get. You are the first Person to take a bite of the table itself", "role": "user"...
2020-03-19T12:37:45
2020-03-19T11:53:13
16
11
[ { "content": "[WP] At the age of 16 everyone gets teleported into a small room. In front of you is a table with all kinds of meals from apples to gourmet meats. Whatever you take a bite of will determine what superpower you'll get. You are the first Person to take a bite of the table itself", "role": "user"...
[ { "content": "[WP] At the age of 16 everyone gets teleported into a small room. In front of you is a table with all kinds of meals from apples to gourmet meats. Whatever you take a bite of will determine what superpower you'll get. You are the first Person to take a bite of the table itself", "role": "user"...
2020-04-26T07:39:49
2020-04-26T04:10:52
303
170
[ { "content": "[WP] “Do not go outside. Ignore all the cries for help, no matter how human they sound.” That was the last thing he said before he shut the basement door.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“They aren’t human anymore, Bell. They haven’t been in a long time.” \n\n“I know, but they look s...
[ { "content": "[WP] “Do not go outside. Ignore all the cries for help, no matter how human they sound.” That was the last thing he said before he shut the basement door.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I followed his advice, like a sheep following his shepherd I was quick to begin barricading my ho...
2020-06-20T06:28:30
2020-06-20T01:02:22
215
139
[ { "content": "[WP] An armada of alien warships descends upon our planet, only to find a desolate wasteland void of life. A lone android surfaces from an underground bunker with a message for the would-be invaders: his masters are slumbering in the Silicon Dream. Do not disturb, or your annihilation will be swif...
[ { "content": "[WP] An armada of alien warships descends upon our planet, only to find a desolate wasteland void of life. A lone android surfaces from an underground bunker with a message for the would-be invaders: his masters are slumbering in the Silicon Dream. Do not disturb, or your annihilation will be swif...
2020-12-06T11:01:43
2020-12-06T10:50:16
170
48
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a demon trapped in an ancient temple build by a long dead civilization. Today, after millennia, an archaeologist finds you. Now you need to convince him to free you from the magic circle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Glowing blue flames lick the bone-white stone pilla...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a demon trapped in an ancient temple build by a long dead civilization. Today, after millennia, an archaeologist finds you. Now you need to convince him to free you from the magic circle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When Harry entered the ruins of the ancient temple ...
2020-12-06T14:37:19
2020-12-06T12:05:27
21
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a demon trapped in an ancient temple build by a long dead civilization. Today, after millennia, an archaeologist finds you. Now you need to convince him to free you from the magic circle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Perhaps I can offer you a dea-\" The scholar rude...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a demon trapped in an ancient temple build by a long dead civilization. Today, after millennia, an archaeologist finds you. Now you need to convince him to free you from the magic circle.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " \n\n\"Hello Fellow Human, I am **Impundulu**, An a...
2021-01-04T11:15:46
2021-01-04T09:22:41
268
152
[ { "content": "[WP] A stonegaze gorgon has been guarding the sacred temple and its treasure for centuries. The countless human statues are a testament to her diligence. But adventurers of late care less about the temple's spoils... and more about its guardian.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Lythia...
[ { "content": "[WP] A stonegaze gorgon has been guarding the sacred temple and its treasure for centuries. The countless human statues are a testament to her diligence. But adventurers of late care less about the temple's spoils... and more about its guardian.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“What’...
2021-01-12T02:31:23
2021-01-11T18:30:11
24
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are endurance hunters. Which is not a trait anyone would expect to come into play in an interplanetary war.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We were no strangers to war\n\nWe knew the rules and so did they\n\nA full commitment's what their admiral was thinking \n\nYou woul...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are endurance hunters. Which is not a trait anyone would expect to come into play in an interplanetary war.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I knew I had seen it in the old media while studying for the contact. \n\n The McCoys and the Hatfields explained why our species ...
2021-04-25T09:35:19
2021-04-25T07:41:27
109
65
[ { "content": "[WP] Bartenders serve drinks as a side job. Their real profession? Hunting down every person named Bart. You are the last Bart alive, and they will stop at nothing to kill you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The sweat was pouring off of every inch of skin on Bart's body. He had been...
[ { "content": "[WP] Bartenders serve drinks as a side job. Their real profession? Hunting down every person named Bart. You are the last Bart alive, and they will stop at nothing to kill you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sat at the bar and got a glass of cold beer. After nearly getting squashe...
2021-08-21T22:36:39
2021-08-21T21:06:41
240
54
[ { "content": "[WP] you're a time traveller who can't control your powers and keep accidentally slipping through time. Thankfully, you have an immortal friend who keeps you up to date whenever you appear.\n\n[deleted]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When I landed, it was a desert wasteland. Yet, as...
[ { "content": "[WP] you're a time traveller who can't control your powers and keep accidentally slipping through time. Thankfully, you have an immortal friend who keeps you up to date whenever you appear.\n\n[deleted]", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Dying is just a habit,\" Judy says, \"A mug's ...
2021-09-01T16:38:38
2021-09-01T15:58:27
184
62
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a truly devious dragon. You’ve created the ultimate obstacle course of traps in your lair designed not to kill but to annoy. The final stretch to your hoard has a rune that teleports the intruders back to the entrance.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cerrix cracked an ey...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a truly devious dragon. You’ve created the ultimate obstacle course of traps in your lair designed not to kill but to annoy. The final stretch to your hoard has a rune that teleports the intruders back to the entrance.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dormio the Undisturb...
2021-09-10T09:57:34
2021-09-10T09:38:00
1,103
100
[ { "content": "[WP] You were born with the ability of a Disney Princess. You can speak to animals and birds love it when you sing. As the most feared mafia boss in New York, it's tough, but you make it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Anette was a princess. She had known that ever since she was a l...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were born with the ability of a Disney Princess. You can speak to animals and birds love it when you sing. As the most feared mafia boss in New York, it's tough, but you make it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The door opened and slammed shut, illuminating the hangar for an...
2021-10-07T13:55:06
2021-10-07T13:04:12
36
25
[ { "content": "[WP] It started as a spur of the moment trip with your friends. Despite your best efforts you are the only one left alive and the slasher is closing in on your position. While you lament the loss of your friends now that you are alone... Now you can show the slasher what a REAL monster looks like....
[ { "content": "[WP] It started as a spur of the moment trip with your friends. Despite your best efforts you are the only one left alive and the slasher is closing in on your position. While you lament the loss of your friends now that you are alone... Now you can show the slasher what a REAL monster looks like....
2022-04-18T12:55:35
2022-04-18T12:48:06
712
62
[ { "content": "[WP] You're working your normal shift at a daycare, when suddenly a rift opens. cthulu steps out, holding a small mass of tentacles. \"Care for him today, and I shall grant you knowledge that predates the oldest stars.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Sir, we do not accept barter....
[ { "content": "[WP] You're working your normal shift at a daycare, when suddenly a rift opens. cthulu steps out, holding a small mass of tentacles. \"Care for him today, and I shall grant you knowledge that predates the oldest stars.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Today had been a bit stressful ...
2022-04-18T15:42:54
2022-04-18T15:25:30
392
18
[ { "content": "[WP] You're working your normal shift at a daycare, when suddenly a rift opens. cthulu steps out, holding a small mass of tentacles. \"Care for him today, and I shall grant you knowledge that predates the oldest stars.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Aw!\" Melanie cried, bending ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're working your normal shift at a daycare, when suddenly a rift opens. cthulu steps out, holding a small mass of tentacles. \"Care for him today, and I shall grant you knowledge that predates the oldest stars.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(Edit: changed the ending a tin...
2022-05-14T15:36:21
2022-05-14T14:21:15
556
135
[ { "content": "[WP] In what seems like a cruel prank by a bored God, people started developing powers based on their worst fears. people afraid of heights got the gift of flight. arachnophobia? get the power of spiders. phasmophobia? necromancy/ability to speak with the dead. Your power is... hard to explain..."...
[ { "content": "[WP] In what seems like a cruel prank by a bored God, people started developing powers based on their worst fears. people afraid of heights got the gift of flight. arachnophobia? get the power of spiders. phasmophobia? necromancy/ability to speak with the dead. Your power is... hard to explain..."...
2022-05-18T09:18:18
2022-05-18T07:48:37
111
30
[ { "content": "[WP] Your daughter was foretold to become a mighty hero but you want her to take over the family bakery. So far, you have kept 2 magical swords and a sketchy looking ring from her but today your plan was foiled by the most innocent object imaginable.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "S...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your daughter was foretold to become a mighty hero but you want her to take over the family bakery. So far, you have kept 2 magical swords and a sketchy looking ring from her but today your plan was foiled by the most innocent object imaginable.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I...
2022-07-20T20:33:25
2022-07-20T18:13:33
95
56
[ { "content": "[WP] Cupid has a lesser known brother, Corvus, who uses ravens to form platonic friendships. You've just seen a raven nosedive into a trashcan.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Corvus? Corvus you big hunk of bird! What have you gotten into \" across the room a bird-like man coughed ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Cupid has a lesser known brother, Corvus, who uses ravens to form platonic friendships. You've just seen a raven nosedive into a trashcan.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a regular summer Friday afternoon. During summer, I get half days at work and tend to enjoy the peac...
2022-11-12T17:34:12
2022-11-12T16:45:58
88
50
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a student with the least amount of magic potential ever recorded at the Academy and it's the day of the familiar summoning test. A misplaced rune or word results in an arch demon/ess becoming bound as your familiar.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The summoning test is n...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a student with the least amount of magic potential ever recorded at the Academy and it's the day of the familiar summoning test. A misplaced rune or word results in an arch demon/ess becoming bound as your familiar.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Man, I didn't even want...
2022-12-27T10:21:23
2022-12-27T09:46:19
27
10
[ { "content": "[WP] A devil proposed a trade: you receive 100USD in exchange of 1hr of lifetime. Surprisingly, you realized this is actually higher than the salary you earn from hard labor. (And no taxes are deducted)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It seemed like a no-brainer. It was more than Cod...
[ { "content": "[WP] A devil proposed a trade: you receive 100USD in exchange of 1hr of lifetime. Surprisingly, you realized this is actually higher than the salary you earn from hard labor. (And no taxes are deducted)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The deal sounded straightforward. No way for some...
2014-03-11T21:45:28
2014-03-11T21:10:05
307
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Create a story that ends with a sentence that you never thought you would utter in your entire life\n\nExpecting something funny/ridiculous, but feel free to go out of the box\n\nEDIT: Thanks for all the responses, guys! This prompt came out of the blue and I was interested in how this commun...
[ { "content": "[WP] Create a story that ends with a sentence that you never thought you would utter in your entire life\n\nExpecting something funny/ridiculous, but feel free to go out of the box\n\nEDIT: Thanks for all the responses, guys! This prompt came out of the blue and I was interested in how this commun...
2014-05-09T07:21:13
2014-05-09T05:25:48
49
15
[ { "content": "[WP] You have 30 seconds with an ancestor of yours from 200 years ago (1814), before they are transported back to their time. What do you say to them? What effect appears in our world because of it?\n\nConsider for the sake of this prompt that they aren't totally freaked out by being plopped into ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have 30 seconds with an ancestor of yours from 200 years ago (1814), before they are transported back to their time. What do you say to them? What effect appears in our world because of it?\n\nConsider for the sake of this prompt that they aren't totally freaked out by being plopped into ...
2014-09-16T07:24:00
2014-09-16T06:30:40
90
20
[ { "content": "[WP] Grandpa always said that when the mists came rolling down off the mountain, that they brought something else with them. I never believed any of it... well, at least I didn't before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Times were hard for everyone. The folks is Washington called it a...
[ { "content": "[WP] Grandpa always said that when the mists came rolling down off the mountain, that they brought something else with them. I never believed any of it... well, at least I didn't before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Their teeth are bared like long iron spikes. They move at the edg...
2014-10-14T16:30:56
2014-10-14T13:31:51
88
14
[ { "content": "[WP] The apocalypse scenario of your choice has happened and you are the last person alive. Electricity and the internet are still running. As a last ditch effort you take to /r/askreddit, \"Is there anybody else out there?\" Weeks later, you receive a single upvote, but no reply...\n\nI once read...
[ { "content": "[WP] The apocalypse scenario of your choice has happened and you are the last person alive. Electricity and the internet are still running. As a last ditch effort you take to /r/askreddit, \"Is there anybody else out there?\" Weeks later, you receive a single upvote, but no reply...\n\nI once read...
2022-09-15T12:44:53
2015-01-12T18:09:01
1,493
317
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Elephants are big but this one is unique. Almost the size of the sun but blue. He's flying, without wings obviously.\n\nNinjas everywhere. This poor man is ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now it is time. Everyone is ready. Vicious savages, all around us. Even though we think there will be a way out, there obviously isn't. Revelations will not...
2022-09-15T12:44:53
2022-04-09T08:53:35
1,493
88
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Elephants are big but this one is unique. Almost the size of the sun but blue. He's flying, without wings obviously.\n\nNinjas everywhere. This poor man is ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pynffvsvrq vasbezngvba: Yriry Erq pyrnenapr erdhverq. Abirzore 22, 1963- Gur cerfvqrag unf fcrpvsvpnyyl erdhrfgrq gung n fcrpvny ohggba or vafgnyyrq ba uvf ...
2022-09-15T12:44:53
2015-01-12T17:07:48
1,493
24
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Elephants are big but this one is unique. Almost the size of the sun but blue. He's flying, without wings obviously.\n\nNinjas everywhere. This poor man is ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He was on the street, content with rage.\nShe typed away, in her own cage.\nHe stood on this stage in glorious fame.\nThe wizard stole the Frost Queen's Cla...
2022-09-15T12:44:53
2015-01-12T11:13:13
1,493
19
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Elephants are big but this one is unique. Almost the size of the sun but blue. He's flying, without wings obviously.\n\nNinjas everywhere. This poor man is ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Where was the king?\n\nHe waited, tapping fingers and with furrowed brow his eyes scanned for a sign of him. The Queen was ready, and with the arrival of th...
2015-01-12T18:09:01
2015-01-12T14:12:50
317
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now it is time. Everyone is ready. Vicious savages, all around us. Even though we think there will be a way out, there obviously isn't. Revelations will not...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Every time I tried it wouldnt come out. The pain was so severe, but not in the sense of extreme torture, just as an extremely annoying byproduct of what pro...
2015-01-12T13:03:30
2015-01-12T11:14:34
122
28
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know the truth now.\n\nThere's only one way to fight it.\n\nSo much life wasted.\n\nBut we couldn't have known sooner.\n\nEither you got my previous messa...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "i could hear the whine of precision power tools...\n\nall i could taste was blood and metal. they shone a light in my eyes, i couldn't see who was standing ...
2015-01-12T13:03:30
2015-01-12T10:42:43
122
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I know the truth now.\n\nThere's only one way to fight it.\n\nSo much life wasted.\n\nBut we couldn't have known sooner.\n\nEither you got my previous messa...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mom was singing Christmas carols again. The martini in her hand glowing like the contents of a broken glow stick. The dog was barking too. When I went to g...
2022-04-09T08:53:35
2015-01-12T17:07:48
88
24
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pynffvsvrq vasbezngvba: Yriry Erq pyrnenapr erdhverq. Abirzore 22, 1963- Gur cerfvqrag unf fcrpvsvpnyyl erdhrfgrq gung n fcrpvny ohggba or vafgnyyrq ba uvf ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He was on the street, content with rage.\nShe typed away, in her own cage.\nHe stood on this stage in glorious fame.\nThe wizard stole the Frost Queen's Cla...
2022-04-09T08:53:35
2015-01-12T11:13:13
88
19
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pynffvsvrq vasbezngvba: Yriry Erq pyrnenapr erdhverq. Abirzore 22, 1963- Gur cerfvqrag unf fcrpvsvpnyyl erdhrfgrq gung n fcrpvny ohggba or vafgnyyrq ba uvf ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Where was the king?\n\nHe waited, tapping fingers and with furrowed brow his eyes scanned for a sign of him. The Queen was ready, and with the arrival of th...
2022-04-09T08:53:35
2015-01-12T14:12:50
88
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Pynffvsvrq vasbezngvba: Yriry Erq pyrnenapr erdhverq. Abirzore 22, 1963- Gur cerfvqrag unf fcrpvsvpnyyl erdhrfgrq gung n fcrpvny ohggba or vafgnyyrq ba uvf ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Every time I tried it wouldnt come out. The pain was so severe, but not in the sense of extreme torture, just as an extremely annoying byproduct of what pro...
2015-01-12T11:14:34
2015-01-12T10:42:43
28
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "i could hear the whine of precision power tools...\n\nall i could taste was blood and metal. they shone a light in my eyes, i couldn't see who was standing ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mom was singing Christmas carols again. The martini in her hand glowing like the contents of a broken glow stick. The dog was barking too. When I went to g...
2015-01-12T17:07:48
2015-01-12T14:12:50
24
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He was on the street, content with rage.\nShe typed away, in her own cage.\nHe stood on this stage in glorious fame.\nThe wizard stole the Frost Queen's Cla...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Every time I tried it wouldnt come out. The pain was so severe, but not in the sense of extreme torture, just as an extremely annoying byproduct of what pro...
2022-12-06T12:19:28
2015-01-12T18:17:13
16
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't do much with my life. When I wake up, I tend to cuddle with my family, then eat some fish or cereal, before going to the restroom in some sand. My f...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am the most important person. I'm happy when I hear something from the outside world - talking, musik, anything. Then I know that I am not alone. It's alw...
2022-12-06T12:19:28
2015-01-12T10:42:43
16
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't do much with my life. When I wake up, I tend to cuddle with my family, then eat some fish or cereal, before going to the restroom in some sand. My f...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that literally makes no sense while reading it until the very last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mom was singing Christmas carols again. The martini in her hand glowing like the contents of a broken glow stick. The dog was barking too. When I went to g...
2015-02-20T12:06:50
2015-02-20T10:29:19
14
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Respawning now exists in real life, what are the horrifying implications?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Phil grimaced, looking at the bloodied crowbar in one hand, then his friend laying on the floor. It wasn't such a big deal, Steve would reappear in the local church in about...
[ { "content": "[WP] Respawning now exists in real life, what are the horrifying implications?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The signs are everywhere, \"Don't get addicted to suicide!\" People just keep killing themselves, then respawning at the church. Some do it for the pleasure of pain, others ...
2015-03-13T14:33:45
2015-03-13T14:31:51
47
12
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die, you see a screen reading \"New Game+\" and \"Exit to Reality\" Which do you chose and what happens next?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My nose filled with an acrid, metallic smell. My eyes strained, and then my sense of touch returned with a shock of pain through...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die, you see a screen reading \"New Game+\" and \"Exit to Reality\" Which do you chose and what happens next?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There was a time when I was younger where I would play video games everyday. As the stress of real world slowly caught up with ...
2015-06-09T16:56:14
2015-06-09T14:28:31
210
85
[ { "content": "[WP] An angry/depressed dictionary writer can't keep his personal problems out of word examples", "role": "user" }, { "content": "-grief\n\nɡrēf/\n\nnoun\n\ndeep sorrow, especially that caused by someone's death.\n\n-slide\n\nslīd/\n\nnoun\n\na structure with a smooth sloping surface f...
[ { "content": "[WP] An angry/depressed dictionary writer can't keep his personal problems out of word examples", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\n\n\nParents\n\nThe people who birthed you and raised you and for some reason you cannot please them\n\n*Oh I just love my parents and how they support me!...
2015-06-27T13:54:49
2015-06-27T13:24:56
26
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[ { "content": "[WP] Write a huge plot twist in under 10 lines using a vocabulary of less than 50 words\n\nYou can also try to do it all in 1 sentence, if you're that much of a lunatic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": ">*Kids These Days*\n\nLarry sat reading a newspaper when his daughter came skip...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a huge plot twist in under 10 lines using a vocabulary of less than 50 words\n\nYou can also try to do it all in 1 sentence, if you're that much of a lunatic.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The train is late.\n\nThe man, nervous, glances at his watch. If it doesn't arrive...
2015-08-26T11:22:38
2015-08-26T10:16:41
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[ { "content": "[WP] When you were four, you made a childish wish upon a star. Twenty five years later - without warning - the star finally gets around to granting your request.\n\nMy daughter, for example, always wishes to become a mermaid. I think it would be amazing if that happened during the middle of a busi...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you were four, you made a childish wish upon a star. Twenty five years later - without warning - the star finally gets around to granting your request.\n\nMy daughter, for example, always wishes to become a mermaid. I think it would be amazing if that happened during the middle of a busi...
2015-10-06T00:39:35
2015-10-05T23:13:06
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[ { "content": "[WP] People level their skills in an RPG fashion and are conscious of their sudden jumps from novice to journeyman and so on. You've spent your life training a skill that is entirely useless until becoming invaluable once mastered - and you just mastered it.", "role": "user" }, { "cont...
[ { "content": "[WP] People level their skills in an RPG fashion and are conscious of their sudden jumps from novice to journeyman and so on. You've spent your life training a skill that is entirely useless until becoming invaluable once mastered - and you just mastered it.", "role": "user" }, { "cont...
2016-02-01T16:26:01
2016-02-01T14:41:24
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[ { "content": "[WP] It's becoming embarassingly apparent to everyone that you've never actually killed a zombie before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It wasn’t like I’d ever lied about it. Everyone had simply assumed. I run outside the gates gathering equipment from what remains of the ruins of c...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's becoming embarassingly apparent to everyone that you've never actually killed a zombie before.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He could feel them watching him, sniggering as he passed. They knew. Shrugging off the stares and laughs he hiked up his shoulders and strutted wit...
2016-02-02T13:59:54
2016-02-02T13:57:13
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[ { "content": "[WP] Retell a well known story. Make me side with the villain/antagonist.\n\nThe more unsympathetic they are in the original, the better.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It must end in death, no matter what. The question is who: the two of us—theoretically replaceable—or the entire K...
[ { "content": "[WP] Retell a well known story. Make me side with the villain/antagonist.\n\nThe more unsympathetic they are in the original, the better.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They don't know what it's like. They haven't understood since the beginning, and it was the beginning where every...
2016-02-15T13:26:19
2016-02-15T11:43:33
60
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[ { "content": "[WP] After a bad breakup, you take Reddit's famous advice. Lawyer up, hit the gym, delete Facebook. The problem? You are Mark Zuckerberg.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The lobby was crowded with suited men standing in small groups and feverishly arguing. They planned, reasoned, or ...
[ { "content": "[WP] After a bad breakup, you take Reddit's famous advice. Lawyer up, hit the gym, delete Facebook. The problem? You are Mark Zuckerberg.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I hurriedly grabbed by briefcase as I left the car. Checked my pockets briefly, checking for keys, phone, wallet. ...
2016-04-20T11:23:33
2016-04-20T10:48:30
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[ { "content": "[WP] Before you are born, every possible version of you is dropped into a Hunger Games style arena to battle to the death. Whichever version lives is allowed to be born.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Man, I'm exhausted. \n\nI must've had a pretty rough night 'cause I woke up in thi...
[ { "content": "[WP] Before you are born, every possible version of you is dropped into a Hunger Games style arena to battle to the death. Whichever version lives is allowed to be born.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My fingers clasped onto the hot, rocky edge of the peak. The snoring caught my att...
2016-05-03T07:14:15
2016-05-03T06:16:09
21
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[ { "content": "[WP] All your friends have superpowers while you don't, They all pity you but you love being normal, They don't seem to be getting the message.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Come on, we can try it again\", shouted Jack while he held my car on his left hand and a beer on the right...
[ { "content": "[WP] All your friends have superpowers while you don't, They all pity you but you love being normal, They don't seem to be getting the message.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The world is a strange place from this side of the fence. Nobody prepares you for being an outcast, because ...
2016-06-25T16:35:23
2016-06-25T13:24:56
70
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[ { "content": "[WP] Quantum locking lets humans create impervious armor and giant machines the size of skyscrapers. When we finally encounter the rest of the galactic civilization, we realize that we are the only ones that have this technology.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They called us El-Reut...
[ { "content": "[WP] Quantum locking lets humans create impervious armor and giant machines the size of skyscrapers. When we finally encounter the rest of the galactic civilization, we realize that we are the only ones that have this technology.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They built dreams and ...
2016-07-19T22:01:50
2016-07-19T21:41:38
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[ { "content": "[WP] (drops weapon) \"Shit. I just realized something.\" \"What?\" \"We're the bad guys.....\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"CRAP!\"\n\nI dropped my gun and ran to the now lifeless body of the boy I just killed. He appeared to have a punctured lung, and was bleeding out on the fl...
[ { "content": "[WP] (drops weapon) \"Shit. I just realized something.\" \"What?\" \"We're the bad guys.....\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I set the scythe down. \"I think we're the bad guys.\"\n\nNina looked up from her book, \"Eh?\"\n\n\"Bad. All of a sudden, I have this feeling in my gut, l...
2016-10-09T10:30:33
2016-10-09T09:11:35
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[ { "content": "[WP] Grandpa has talked gibberish since an accident in '79. One day, while converting grandma's VHS tapes to digital, you find yourself rewinding some footage. Grandpa comes into frame. You realize you can understand what he's saying and the words terrify you.", "role": "user" }, { "co...
[ { "content": "[WP] Grandpa has talked gibberish since an accident in '79. One day, while converting grandma's VHS tapes to digital, you find yourself rewinding some footage. Grandpa comes into frame. You realize you can understand what he's saying and the words terrify you.", "role": "user" }, { "co...
2016-10-28T22:01:55
2016-10-28T19:38:06
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[ { "content": "[WP] When you wake up in the morning you have been transported back in time as your younger self. You keep your current knowledge and skills.\n\nBased on a dream I had a couple of weeks ago. It's been haunting me (in a good way) ever since.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Say, did ...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you wake up in the morning you have been transported back in time as your younger self. You keep your current knowledge and skills.\n\nBased on a dream I had a couple of weeks ago. It's been haunting me (in a good way) ever since.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Awakening u...
2017-01-14T14:03:20
2017-01-14T13:45:07
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[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
2017-01-14T15:27:35
2017-01-14T13:45:07
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[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
2017-01-14T15:12:58
2017-01-14T13:45:07
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[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
2017-01-14T19:48:09
2017-01-14T18:21:32
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[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
2017-01-14T19:48:09
2017-01-14T18:59:37
220
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[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
2017-01-14T19:48:09
2017-01-14T13:45:07
220
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[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...