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2022-12-19T15:35:15
2022-12-19T10:57:36
102
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[ { "content": "[WP] Because humans are master liars, the dystopia ruled by alien overlords had permanent lie-detecting collars put on all the Earthlings. However, the aliens didn't count on sarcasm, metaphors or incomplete truths.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Look, I didn’t say that I killed he...
[ { "content": "[WP] Because humans are master liars, the dystopia ruled by alien overlords had permanent lie-detecting collars put on all the Earthlings. However, the aliens didn't count on sarcasm, metaphors or incomplete truths.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Many would say that having an united...
2013-11-02T05:15:25
2013-11-02T05:13:16
140
89
[ { "content": "[WP]: A famous religious leader enters the afterlife. It turns out their religion wasn't the right one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Joseph Smith looked at the man with the horned helmet standing in his way. He had passed the rainbow bridge into the Nordic afterlife.\n\n\"I knew I...
[ { "content": "[WP]: A famous religious leader enters the afterlife. It turns out their religion wasn't the right one.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What? But I'm the pope. As in like, the holiest guy this side of Heaven. Well, the other side now I guess. You catch my drift,\" the pope pleaded ...
2014-01-02T11:25:18
2014-01-02T10:14:07
14
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Three friends. Four AM. No dialogue", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing good happens after 2 a.m. That's what my mom always told me anyways. But how do you say no to the hottest friend you have inviting you to come over to make juice.\n\nI mean...she is in Germany...\n\nNo-n...
[ { "content": "[WP] Three friends. Four AM. No dialogue", "role": "user" }, { "content": "-002\n\nThe girl in the room is crying. I’m on the floor. I can’t sleep. Jack’s asleep on the other bed, the one Jane’s not sleeping on. I just stare at the ceiling. It’s a wonderful nothing, I guess. Songs I ha...
2014-01-11T09:01:50
2014-01-11T04:50:35
39
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a section of legal code governing the use of magic.\n\nI've got a new project kicking around in my head, and before I dig into the characters, I wanted to try a little world-building. In order to keep my little army of unwritten mages in line, I decided to whip up some laws. Yes, it's...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a section of legal code governing the use of magic.\n\nI've got a new project kicking around in my head, and before I dig into the characters, I wanted to try a little world-building. In order to keep my little army of unwritten mages in line, I decided to whip up some laws. Yes, it's...
2014-02-13T22:34:39
2014-02-13T22:00:47
26
18
[ { "content": "[FF] Make me feel heartbroken in 4 sentences or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "His back legs kicked frantically, and he whimpered softly in pain.\n\nI took his outstretched paw with one hand and loaded another bullet.\n\nHis eyes were dimming quickly, but he gazed through me w...
[ { "content": "[FF] Make me feel heartbroken in 4 sentences or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Goodbye kids,\" said Dad. \"I'm off for my first day as a police officer.\"\n\nEight hours later, there was a knock on the door, and the kids yelled, \"Daddy's home!\". Mom opened the door to see ...
2014-03-02T16:47:38
2014-03-02T16:46:38
44
20
[ { "content": "[WP] Adolf Hitler is a time traveler who starts world war two to save us from something far more terrible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Disclaimer: What I am about to write is only a story. All views expressed are those of the characters alone.\n\n\"Do you understand the mission?\...
[ { "content": "[WP] Adolf Hitler is a time traveler who starts world war two to save us from something far more terrible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Press it\" commanded Adolf.\n\nWith one press of a button Adolf travelled back in time, saw his family fade right before his eyes piece by piec...
2014-04-09T12:52:48
2014-04-09T12:52:07
17
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery.\n\nBoth sides would be intresting. The modern army dealing with magic users and the s...
[ { "content": "[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery.\n\nBoth sides would be intresting. The modern army dealing with magic users and the s...
2014-05-18T13:25:23
2014-05-18T13:20:48
48
18
[ { "content": "[WP] A teleportation ability that burns as many calories as it would've taken to sprint the distance teleported", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Alright, test number one!\"\n\nThe entire facility was gathered around John as he put on the ridiculous looking headset.\n\n\"Is it going ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A teleportation ability that burns as many calories as it would've taken to sprint the distance teleported", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Asher wipes the tears from his face and pushes himself up while placing pillows to prop himself up. Today's the day. The day he finally does...
2014-06-05T12:45:55
2014-06-05T12:24:31
30
15
[ { "content": "[WP] You get married, but find out that your husband/wife is death.\n\nInspired by...\n\nhttp://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/27dnnu/wp_a_lonely_teenage_boy_asks_a_genie_to_let_him/chzw3rw", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I don't understand, you're an accounts administrat...
[ { "content": "[WP] You get married, but find out that your husband/wife is death.\n\nInspired by...\n\nhttp://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/27dnnu/wp_a_lonely_teenage_boy_asks_a_genie_to_let_him/chzw3rw", "role": "user" }, { "content": "At first, she seemed like any other ordinary woman. ...
2015-01-09T11:13:29
2015-01-09T08:35:31
22
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Write something dark, macabre and bleak but with a hopeful ending. Not all out happy ending, just slightly optimistic.\n\nThink of a single flower sprouting in a desolate, war torn city type deal. It's not a triumphant ending, but a faint hint at better things to come.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write something dark, macabre and bleak but with a hopeful ending. Not all out happy ending, just slightly optimistic.\n\nThink of a single flower sprouting in a desolate, war torn city type deal. It's not a triumphant ending, but a faint hint at better things to come.", "role": "user" ...
2015-04-26T12:27:41
2015-04-26T11:46:15
46
18
[ { "content": "[WP]After a head injury, a formerly brilliant general appears to have gone insane. The plot twist: His winning streak continues unbroken. In increasingly comical ways.\n\nIs it merely fool's luck on a cosmic/comic scale, or is there actually a method to the madness? You decide!", "role": "use...
[ { "content": "[WP]After a head injury, a formerly brilliant general appears to have gone insane. The plot twist: His winning streak continues unbroken. In increasingly comical ways.\n\nIs it merely fool's luck on a cosmic/comic scale, or is there actually a method to the madness? You decide!", "role": "use...
2015-06-01T21:14:19
2015-06-01T20:49:08
116
54
[ { "content": "[WP] You blast yourself out the airlock to make a heroic sacrifice for your ship and it's crew. As the endless black of space begins to fill your vision, it occurs to you- you're breathing just fine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The stars continue to wheel. With little to orient m...
[ { "content": "[WP] You blast yourself out the airlock to make a heroic sacrifice for your ship and it's crew. As the endless black of space begins to fill your vision, it occurs to you- you're breathing just fine.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\nRichard only started to figure out what was happen...
2015-06-12T23:55:01
2015-06-12T21:37:52
70
18
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that makes absolutely no sense, until the last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I wake up. I get coffee. I go to work. I talk to clients. I get lunch. I get gas. I wait at red lights. I wait at green lights. I drink water. I park my car. I finish work. I g...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that makes absolutely no sense, until the last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He.\nShe.\nEven do what be more like.\nYet standing tall.\nAmongst it all. \nTo be more than it is not.\nWhy would one.\nEeven be, attempt to.\nTry do what more like others.\nS...
2015-08-09T12:11:20
2015-08-09T11:52:23
235
56
[ { "content": "[WP] A serial killer who kills hitchhikers picks up a serial killer who kills the people who pick him up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The hitchhiker's targets were fairly specific, or at least he liked certain kinds of people. People who had kids, the more the better. People who ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A serial killer who kills hitchhikers picks up a serial killer who kills the people who pick him up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was such a lovely night. I had ventured far out enough that the faint glow of light pollution had only just touched this part of the world. The...
2015-10-10T22:27:01
2015-10-10T19:47:03
23
10
[ { "content": "[WP] The Annual Assassin Awards are proud to present this year's Most Creative Assassination.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ladies and Gentlemen, before we present the banner award for the Assassin's Association's \"MOST CREATIVE\", let's recap our nominees. \n\nWetwork Internatio...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Annual Assassin Awards are proud to present this year's Most Creative Assassination.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now we all love an assassination where someone else does the work for us. We definitely liked this year's runner up assassination. We can all appreciate the a...
2016-05-05T05:59:46
2016-05-05T05:34:58
4,927
111
[ { "content": "[WP] You obtain a device that tells you exactly what choices to make in order to lead the \"happiest\" life possible. Some of these choices get hard to make.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "> Now say that you won't just kill **them**. You'll also kill **their families**.\n\nI star...
[ { "content": "[WP] You obtain a device that tells you exactly what choices to make in order to lead the \"happiest\" life possible. Some of these choices get hard to make.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dave belonged to the new generation of GearHeads. Connected, dependent and proud of it.\n\n\nE...
2016-05-05T05:34:37
2016-05-05T04:50:11
1,046
322
[ { "content": "[WP] You obtain a device that tells you exactly what choices to make in order to lead the \"happiest\" life possible. Some of these choices get hard to make.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When I was eight, everyone played with Magic 8-Balls. I begged my mother for one. I was overjo...
[ { "content": "[WP] You obtain a device that tells you exactly what choices to make in order to lead the \"happiest\" life possible. Some of these choices get hard to make.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Wear a onesie every night, and do not eat two hours before going to bed.*\n\n\"What?\" Kelly ...
2016-05-18T04:35:41
2016-05-17T23:29:56
71
33
[ { "content": "[WP] A video game character has been abusing cheat codes, and his/her friends are getting worried.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "At first it was barely noticeable... He had a pretty house but nothing out of ordinary. But overtime he kept getting richer and richer without even havin...
[ { "content": "[WP] A video game character has been abusing cheat codes, and his/her friends are getting worried.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Ishval, we have all been there, but you have crossed a line here and have to stop.\"\n\n*\"Why should I stop, it is not like I can't just reload a prev...
2016-05-20T04:03:36
2016-05-20T03:34:23
14
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a professional assassin for the CIA. But you are also a double agent. One day, you are assigned with killing a foreign agent. This foreign agent is your other alias.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You have everything in check, correct?\", asked the supervisor.\n\n\"Ye...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a professional assassin for the CIA. But you are also a double agent. One day, you are assigned with killing a foreign agent. This foreign agent is your other alias.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sat in the waiting room, thumbing through some of the magazines. Defens...
2016-05-28T16:24:57
2016-05-28T15:47:36
23
13
[ { "content": "[WP] The devil mixed up your paperwork and gave you someone else's personal hell, which to you, is heaven.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Throughout his life he'd never experienced a hell he couldn't escape. \nIn death, wandering this corridor toward his eternal damnation, his mind...
[ { "content": "[WP] The devil mixed up your paperwork and gave you someone else's personal hell, which to you, is heaven.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There he was, standing in front of me. The evil extraordinaire, Satan himself. He checked his computer for my name. He said something about my \"...
2016-07-06T20:07:02
2016-07-06T18:00:08
51
30
[ { "content": "[WP] Everybody has the ability to bring another person back to life, at the cost of their own life. You are a suicidal celebrity who can't stay dead because of fans constantly sacrificing their lives to resurrect you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I open my eyes again and see John,...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everybody has the ability to bring another person back to life, at the cost of their own life. You are a suicidal celebrity who can't stay dead because of fans constantly sacrificing their lives to resurrect you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Irony doesn't apply to my predicam...
2016-07-22T12:28:07
2016-07-22T11:39:26
672
154
[ { "content": "[WP]When you die you find out heaven is real. Well actually all versions of heaven are real and you apply for them like colleges, you get denial letters and can transfer. You may not get into Catholic heaven, Mormon heaven, or Muslim heaven, but you may be a shoe in for Valhalla.\n\nFriends and I ...
[ { "content": "[WP]When you die you find out heaven is real. Well actually all versions of heaven are real and you apply for them like colleges, you get denial letters and can transfer. You may not get into Catholic heaven, Mormon heaven, or Muslim heaven, but you may be a shoe in for Valhalla.\n\nFriends and I ...
2016-07-23T08:15:46
2016-07-23T08:04:20
1,757
240
[ { "content": "[WP] You have just let loose a string of vulgarities so potent that the patron saint of cursing has decided to personally pay you a visit to tell you to calm down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The entire room stared at me with wide eyes, some covering their mouths, others whisperi...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have just let loose a string of vulgarities so potent that the patron saint of cursing has decided to personally pay you a visit to tell you to calm down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Fuck, cunt, shit, fuck, ass fucking, cunt rubbing, FUCK!\" Harold exclaimed as a grunt...
2016-10-31T09:49:43
2016-10-31T07:41:33
30
10
[ { "content": "[WP] For many years, Canadians have maintained their inhuman friendliness by channeling all of their animosity into their geese. Now though, something is wrong.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Want to see something unusual, honey?\" said Wanda. \"The egg Gilberta laid today morning...
[ { "content": "[WP] For many years, Canadians have maintained their inhuman friendliness by channeling all of their animosity into their geese. Now though, something is wrong.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "they call me the conduit. i always thought something more sci fi sounding would be better. ...
2017-01-31T04:10:26
2017-01-31T03:59:20
218
122
[ { "content": "[WP] \"This is not my job! This is the exact opposite of my job!\" screamed the grim reaper as the human went into labour.\n\nInspired by a post I saw on the internet about the grim reaper in sims in the same situation.\n\nedit: Holy Thread Batman! did not expect this to blow up at all. \n\nedit 2...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"This is not my job! This is the exact opposite of my job!\" screamed the grim reaper as the human went into labour.\n\nInspired by a post I saw on the internet about the grim reaper in sims in the same situation.\n\nedit: Holy Thread Batman! did not expect this to blow up at all. \n\nedit 2...
2017-02-23T05:53:42
2017-02-23T02:14:42
285
167
[ { "content": "[WP] Scientists invented a pill that enables dogs to fully speak and understand English. It lasts for ten minutes, and will only work one time. You give a pill to your 12 year-old Border Collie, whom you've had since they were a pup. Your dog immediately says \"Alright, listen very carefully...\""...
[ { "content": "[WP] Scientists invented a pill that enables dogs to fully speak and understand English. It lasts for ten minutes, and will only work one time. You give a pill to your 12 year-old Border Collie, whom you've had since they were a pup. Your dog immediately says \"Alright, listen very carefully...\""...
2017-04-29T04:54:06
2017-04-28T23:00:16
21
12
[ { "content": "[WP] One night, something grabs your hand as it hangs off the edge of the bed. You give it a firm handshake. \"You're hired,\" it whispers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The young man shook in fear, succumbing to reality at an extensive rate.\n\n\"Who's there?! Who said that?!\" he...
[ { "content": "[WP] One night, something grabs your hand as it hangs off the edge of the bed. You give it a firm handshake. \"You're hired,\" it whispers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "and so such was life now. an endless chore for an unknown employer. nothing was ever needed again. nothing was e...
2017-04-29T01:30:39
2017-04-28T23:36:59
18
10
[ { "content": "[WP] One night, something grabs your hand as it hangs off the edge of the bed. You give it a firm handshake. \"You're hired,\" it whispers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't know why Alan Sugar was hiding under my bed that night, he probably had his own reasons. \n\nPerhaps it ...
[ { "content": "[WP] One night, something grabs your hand as it hangs off the edge of the bed. You give it a firm handshake. \"You're hired,\" it whispers.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don't let go after during the shake and I ripe what is attached to my hand up on the bed. It's a leprechaun. I...
2017-07-09T12:27:28
2017-07-09T10:45:08
229
20
[ { "content": "[WP] Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thunder rumbled as the grey clouds lumbered across the ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I’m a bounty hunter. I’ve been around for about five hu...
2017-09-20T09:38:24
2017-09-20T07:41:54
1,501
341
[ { "content": "[WP] In this dystopian society, citizens are only allowed to say words that are on the 'approved common words' list. All other word lists must be purchased before you are allowed to say a word from them. The rich have a distinct advantage.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Care for a...
[ { "content": "[WP] In this dystopian society, citizens are only allowed to say words that are on the 'approved common words' list. All other word lists must be purchased before you are allowed to say a word from them. The rich have a distinct advantage.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The noise ma...
2017-10-18T12:24:35
2017-10-18T11:38:11
47
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[ { "content": "[WP] A horror story where all the victims act rationally.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Hey, do you want to go check out that abandoned house tonight?\"\n\n\"Nah. It sounds like a deathtrap.\"\n\n\"It's supposed to be haunted, though.\"\n\n\"Ghost aren't real.\"\n\n\"... Okay, we...
[ { "content": "[WP] A horror story where all the victims act rationally.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Our protagonist finds himself in a dark computer lab deep in the bowels of the University library. His creative writing instructor has assigned yet another impossible task, \"write a short horro...
2018-02-15T06:54:44
2018-02-15T06:04:17
85
40
[ { "content": "[WP] Whenever you are about to die, your main consciousness switches to alternate universe in which you survived. This makes you conscious only of the longest possible life. Uppon death, you are shown all the ways you would have died.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "An endless white ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Whenever you are about to die, your main consciousness switches to alternate universe in which you survived. This makes you conscious only of the longest possible life. Uppon death, you are shown all the ways you would have died.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ever heard of Déj...
2018-04-08T20:10:14
2018-04-08T20:09:22
1,882
219
[ { "content": "[WP] It's always God and the Devil, Yin and Yang, Good and Evil, blah, blah, blah. This endless dichotomy. But no one ever talks about the middleman—Hank. He's doing a fine job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sometimes he leaves a dollar on the ground for your bus faire. Sometimes h...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's always God and the Devil, Yin and Yang, Good and Evil, blah, blah, blah. This endless dichotomy. But no one ever talks about the middleman—Hank. He's doing a fine job.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I'll tell you hwhat,\" Hank said as he wiped his brow. \"People need to...
2018-08-04T09:48:46
2018-08-04T09:44:59
395
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[ { "content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.", "role...
2018-08-04T10:14:27
2018-08-04T10:12:33
134
20
[ { "content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.", "role...
2018-08-04T10:34:28
2018-08-04T10:18:07
45
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.", "role...
2018-08-04T10:33:21
2018-08-04T10:24:42
19
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[ { "content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] Our blood is naturally clear, it thickens and darkens with each impure act. You have always dedicate yourself to good and helping others but today while knitting beanies for the homeless you accidentally prick your finger. Your blood is jet black and so thick it doesn't even drip.", "role...
2018-08-13T08:39:02
2018-08-13T08:20:27
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[ { "content": "[WP] When people die they can choose whether they go to Heaven or Hell, you are the first in 1000 years to choose Hell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Does everyone get to choose?”\n\nThe watchman’s heart was breaking looking at the tiny child, covered in scars. They shouldn’t *be*...
[ { "content": "[WP] When people die they can choose whether they go to Heaven or Hell, you are the first in 1000 years to choose Hell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They’ve really pulled out all the stops. They *say* you can pick Heaven or Hell, but they forget to mention you need to be subordin...
2018-08-13T09:22:44
2018-08-13T09:21:04
115
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[ { "content": "[WP] When people die they can choose whether they go to Heaven or Hell, you are the first in 1000 years to choose Hell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "St Peter drops his pen in surprise. “I’m sorry?”\n\nI look back. “I said, I choose Hell.”\n\n“Son, do you know what they do to you...
[ { "content": "[WP] When people die they can choose whether they go to Heaven or Hell, you are the first in 1000 years to choose Hell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The woman in the gate couldn't believe her eyes. There was a young woman there. In Hell. By choice. And she looked at peace. How lon...
2018-09-29T03:19:39
2018-09-29T02:37:30
947
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[ { "content": "[WP]Every intelligent, skilled or rich human has been evacuated from the Earth to avoid the alien invasion. This leaves the dregs, criminals and the poor behind on Earth to fend for themselves. Centuries later, the other return to \"liberate\" Earth only to find that they have won and prospered.",...
[ { "content": "[WP]Every intelligent, skilled or rich human has been evacuated from the Earth to avoid the alien invasion. This leaves the dregs, criminals and the poor behind on Earth to fend for themselves. Centuries later, the other return to \"liberate\" Earth only to find that they have won and prospered.",...
2018-11-20T16:11:12
2018-11-20T15:58:54
835
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[ { "content": "[WP] When you sleep, instead of dreaming, you see a list of tips and tricks that will help you the next day. One night, you only see one tip, “Always aim for the head”.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I yawned and stretched as I pushed myself off the ground. Hate sleeping without a b...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you sleep, instead of dreaming, you see a list of tips and tricks that will help you the next day. One night, you only see one tip, “Always aim for the head”.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just another Saturday morning, sleeping in until nine o’clock then “Aim for the hea...
2019-01-12T14:53:16
2019-01-12T14:25:06
9,805
197
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and appear before the Devil and seven other individuals. They applaud you and the Devil exclaims, “finally, an eighth deadly sin!”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As the eight strange beings applauded, one of them even cupping a hand over her lipsticked mouth to cheer, J...
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and appear before the Devil and seven other individuals. They applaud you and the Devil exclaims, “finally, an eighth deadly sin!”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Excuse me?\" I look around me, and am able to quickly read the room. I may be confused and lost, but I'm n...
2019-01-12T21:06:01
2019-01-12T14:25:06
631
197
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and appear before the Devil and seven other individuals. They applaud you and the Devil exclaims, “finally, an eighth deadly sin!”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I felt groggy. My back was stiff. “Where am I?” I thought. “I must have slept in. I can’t remember falling a...
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and appear before the Devil and seven other individuals. They applaud you and the Devil exclaims, “finally, an eighth deadly sin!”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Excuse me?\" I look around me, and am able to quickly read the room. I may be confused and lost, but I'm n...
2019-02-28T08:53:13
2019-02-28T07:02:20
261
82
[ { "content": "[WP] A boy and his dog die in an accident, and both show up at the pearly gates of dog-heaven. The boy can't be admitted, and must traverse purgatory to get to human-heaven. Instead of entering paradise, the dog decides to make sure his young owner gets to human-heaven safely first.", "role": ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A boy and his dog die in an accident, and both show up at the pearly gates of dog-heaven. The boy can't be admitted, and must traverse purgatory to get to human-heaven. Instead of entering paradise, the dog decides to make sure his young owner gets to human-heaven safely first.", "role": ...
2019-03-13T22:21:14
2019-03-13T19:01:35
28
15
[ { "content": "[WP] A man has time traveling powers but he can only go forward in time, he uses this ability to skip boring parts of his life. One day he gets bored in class and time travels three minutes in to the future, everything has become an apocalyptic wasteland and everyone is dead except him.", "rol...
[ { "content": "[WP] A man has time traveling powers but he can only go forward in time, he uses this ability to skip boring parts of his life. One day he gets bored in class and time travels three minutes in to the future, everything has become an apocalyptic wasteland and everyone is dead except him.", "rol...
2019-03-13T22:21:14
2019-03-13T21:29:48
28
12
[ { "content": "[WP] A man has time traveling powers but he can only go forward in time, he uses this ability to skip boring parts of his life. One day he gets bored in class and time travels three minutes in to the future, everything has become an apocalyptic wasteland and everyone is dead except him.", "rol...
[ { "content": "[WP] A man has time traveling powers but he can only go forward in time, he uses this ability to skip boring parts of his life. One day he gets bored in class and time travels three minutes in to the future, everything has become an apocalyptic wasteland and everyone is dead except him.", "rol...
2019-03-18T15:24:37
2019-03-18T13:36:43
21
13
[ { "content": "[WP] A technology is invented that allows us to hear sounds locked into the clay of ancient pots as they were being formed. What is extracted are conversations that will alter the perception of history in the most terrifying of ways.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " \n\n*Yo man, chec...
[ { "content": "[WP] A technology is invented that allows us to hear sounds locked into the clay of ancient pots as they were being formed. What is extracted are conversations that will alter the perception of history in the most terrifying of ways.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We heard sounds yo...
2019-07-20T09:51:07
2019-07-20T07:44:50
16
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a human living with a vampire roommate. It's painfully obvious; he never looks at mirrors, he despises garlic, he never uses silverware, and he always stays in during the day, but his attempts at trying to blend in are far too funny.\n\nEDIT: Thank you, silver gifter!", "role": "us...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a human living with a vampire roommate. It's painfully obvious; he never looks at mirrors, he despises garlic, he never uses silverware, and he always stays in during the day, but his attempts at trying to blend in are far too funny.\n\nEDIT: Thank you, silver gifter!", "role": "us...
2019-08-18T06:44:48
2019-08-18T06:22:50
232
123
[ { "content": "[WP] The nightmare has come true; you've woken up back in sixth grade with your memories and knowledge of everything that happened since then intact. You start staring at your classmates around you, aware of how they end up. Your teacher asks you what's wrong as you start weeping.", "role": "u...
[ { "content": "[WP] The nightmare has come true; you've woken up back in sixth grade with your memories and knowledge of everything that happened since then intact. You start staring at your classmates around you, aware of how they end up. Your teacher asks you what's wrong as you start weeping.", "role": "u...
2019-08-18T08:35:17
2019-08-18T07:59:06
177
70
[ { "content": "[WP] The nightmare has come true; you've woken up back in sixth grade with your memories and knowledge of everything that happened since then intact. You start staring at your classmates around you, aware of how they end up. Your teacher asks you what's wrong as you start weeping.", "role": "u...
[ { "content": "[WP] The nightmare has come true; you've woken up back in sixth grade with your memories and knowledge of everything that happened since then intact. You start staring at your classmates around you, aware of how they end up. Your teacher asks you what's wrong as you start weeping.", "role": "u...
2019-09-10T11:13:59
2019-09-10T10:53:31
51
20
[ { "content": "[WP] You're an unnaturally gifted lawyer, able to win any case you come across no matter how damning the evidence is against your client. Today you deliberately try to lose a case.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The bets started off relatively tame.\n\nUse the word leprechaun during...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're an unnaturally gifted lawyer, able to win any case you come across no matter how damning the evidence is against your client. Today you deliberately try to lose a case.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Day 1: (Arriving at the courtroom stark naked hoping to be placed in c...
2019-09-15T11:03:30
2019-09-15T09:59:21
139
31
[ { "content": "[WP] You have a special power. Whenever your life is in danger; time freezes until you've made yourself safe. One day time stops, and nothing you do seems to make it start again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You take a deep breath and begin looking around. No oncoming cars, from t...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have a special power. Whenever your life is in danger; time freezes until you've made yourself safe. One day time stops, and nothing you do seems to make it start again.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They sometimes say that your life is put on hold when you are diagnosed w...
2019-10-21T23:56:54
2019-10-21T23:44:41
38
26
[ { "content": "[WP] After a genie serves 1000 masters and gives 3000 successful wishes, they are visited by the master genie and are given one wish. To this day only one genie has accomplished this task and received this fabled wish.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My name is Ezerah. I am beyond an...
[ { "content": "[WP] After a genie serves 1000 masters and gives 3000 successful wishes, they are visited by the master genie and are given one wish. To this day only one genie has accomplished this task and received this fabled wish.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“CONGRATULATIONS”, boomed the voi...
2019-12-04T14:40:05
2019-12-04T11:21:28
30
15
[ { "content": "[WP] After several thousand years, the Greek gods awaken in the in the mid 1940’s. When the gods meet up to discuss what they had learned of the modern world, Ares walks into the room with a hollow and horrified look in his eyes, the day is August 6th, 1945.(Hiroshima)", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] After several thousand years, the Greek gods awaken in the in the mid 1940’s. When the gods meet up to discuss what they had learned of the modern world, Ares walks into the room with a hollow and horrified look in his eyes, the day is August 6th, 1945.(Hiroshima)", "role": "user" }, ...
2020-04-17T21:13:51
2020-04-17T19:14:40
434
201
[ { "content": "[WP] You’re considered the stealthiest person in your spy school because no one has ever caught you during stealth class; therefore, you are chosen to carry out a very urgent and dangerous mission alone. However, the reason no one could find you during class is because you skipped every one of the...
[ { "content": "[WP] You’re considered the stealthiest person in your spy school because no one has ever caught you during stealth class; therefore, you are chosen to carry out a very urgent and dangerous mission alone. However, the reason no one could find you during class is because you skipped every one of the...
2020-05-28T01:09:06
2020-05-27T21:47:50
19
10
[ { "content": "[WP] The Terran diplomat screamed with mind-numbing intensity: \"DEEPEST APOLOGIES BUT AS YOU CAN TELL, HUMANS DO NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO MODULATE OUR PSYCHIC VOICES. IT WOULD BE BEST TO REENABLE PSI SHIELDING AND STICK TO MACHINE TRANSLATION.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "G’kar ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Terran diplomat screamed with mind-numbing intensity: \"DEEPEST APOLOGIES BUT AS YOU CAN TELL, HUMANS DO NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO MODULATE OUR PSYCHIC VOICES. IT WOULD BE BEST TO REENABLE PSI SHIELDING AND STICK TO MACHINE TRANSLATION.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Hell...
2020-06-01T13:19:52
2020-06-01T12:50:55
298
42
[ { "content": "[WP] To create a colony on Mars, your consciousness is uploaded to a robot on the planet for a month once a year, because otherwise there would be a lag of hours. After a routine session, you try to go back, only to find that the connection was severed. Your human body is dead.\n\n[deleted]", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] To create a colony on Mars, your consciousness is uploaded to a robot on the planet for a month once a year, because otherwise there would be a lag of hours. After a routine session, you try to go back, only to find that the connection was severed. Your human body is dead.\n\n[deleted]", ...
2021-04-07T07:52:09
2021-04-07T07:50:39
1,122
776
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world filled with magic, your family is scorned for generations for wasting time with science. Your mother was a botanist. Your father, a biologist. Mages touch-heal. You developed steam locomotion when mages teleport. Your family has never trusted magic. One day, the magic stops working...
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world filled with magic, your family is scorned for generations for wasting time with science. Your mother was a botanist. Your father, a biologist. Mages touch-heal. You developed steam locomotion when mages teleport. Your family has never trusted magic. One day, the magic stops working...
2021-04-25T09:58:21
2021-04-25T08:04:42
59
20
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone have a \"spirit animal\" that usually reflects the owner personality. Loyal people have canines. Perceptive folks have felines, and etc. You, have the ability to see others spirits animals. What's is odd, is that the sweetest person you know have a carnivous dinossaour.", "role":...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone have a \"spirit animal\" that usually reflects the owner personality. Loyal people have canines. Perceptive folks have felines, and etc. You, have the ability to see others spirits animals. What's is odd, is that the sweetest person you know have a carnivous dinossaour.", "role":...
2021-06-24T10:14:19
2021-06-24T09:16:51
5,663
25
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2021-06-24T10:00:08
2021-06-24T07:19:48
1,590
236
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2021-06-24T10:00:08
2021-06-24T07:46:07
1,590
68
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2021-06-24T09:55:49
2021-06-24T08:08:07
803
22
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2021-06-24T07:50:17
2021-06-24T06:11:19
457
23
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2021-06-24T10:08:14
2021-06-24T08:08:07
255
22
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2021-06-24T07:17:41
2021-06-24T05:58:59
181
45
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2021-06-24T06:47:00
2021-06-24T05:58:59
172
45
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2021-06-24T10:15:26
2021-06-24T05:58:59
120
45
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2021-06-24T10:15:26
2021-06-24T09:19:00
120
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2021-06-24T10:52:50
2021-06-24T06:11:19
44
23
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2021-06-24T11:15:28
2021-06-24T04:31:51
28
17
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2021-06-24T11:15:28
2021-06-24T08:24:48
28
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2022-12-09T06:27:20
2021-07-13T08:56:56
1,513
295
[ { "content": "[WP] The emperor laughed and boasted to the human leader. \"That was a fun war! Let me know when your soldiers come back alive.\" \"...Are you saying your people do not die? Forever?\" \"Wait, what?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "# Foreword to the Poet's War, by John Burnett\r\n\n...
[ { "content": "[WP] The emperor laughed and boasted to the human leader. \"That was a fun war! Let me know when your soldiers come back alive.\" \"...Are you saying your people do not die? Forever?\" \"Wait, what?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Standing on the podium, Susan made a speech.\n\nThe...
2021-07-20T07:26:02
2021-07-20T06:30:25
601
246
[ { "content": "[WP]You hunt time travellers. You know them in and out. Yet all your attempts have led to utter failure. That same year, Stephen Hawking tells you about his plan to throw a party for time travellers. It's bizarre but you can't help watching from a distance. That's when you spot someone approaching...
[ { "content": "[WP]You hunt time travellers. You know them in and out. Yet all your attempts have led to utter failure. That same year, Stephen Hawking tells you about his plan to throw a party for time travellers. It's bizarre but you can't help watching from a distance. That's when you spot someone approaching...
2021-07-21T14:41:03
2021-07-21T12:24:13
25
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Ten Thousand years is a long time to hold a grudge. When you were imprisoned, you believed you had plenty of time to build your hatred and a plan for revenge. But after a few hundred years, hate gives way to boredom and loneliness. Now, finally you break free to a world you don't recognize.",...
[ { "content": "[WP] Ten Thousand years is a long time to hold a grudge. When you were imprisoned, you believed you had plenty of time to build your hatred and a plan for revenge. But after a few hundred years, hate gives way to boredom and loneliness. Now, finally you break free to a world you don't recognize.",...
2022-01-28T09:20:21
2022-01-28T07:10:17
425
89
[ { "content": "[WP] \"I have met a woman with more riches than kings. She dresses like a peasant but listens to great composers with a 'Spotify' anywhere and puts on private theater plays on her home every night, 'Netflix,' she calls it. I've seen her pantry full of spices and her wardrobe filled with purple.\""...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"I have met a woman with more riches than kings. She dresses like a peasant but listens to great composers with a 'Spotify' anywhere and puts on private theater plays on her home every night, 'Netflix,' she calls it. I've seen her pantry full of spices and her wardrobe filled with purple.\""...
2022-08-23T12:23:30
2022-08-23T12:16:48
90
43
[ { "content": "[WP] An powerful ancient being has been held captive by an interstellar civilisation. After eons of being held captive, it has accidentally freed by humans, who've not been to the \"galactic stage\" for long...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As the entity threw itself in futility at...
[ { "content": "[WP] An powerful ancient being has been held captive by an interstellar civilisation. After eons of being held captive, it has accidentally freed by humans, who've not been to the \"galactic stage\" for long...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What was that thing? \n\nHer name, was Ni...
2022-10-21T18:36:16
2022-10-21T17:08:16
26
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You were raised by an old soldier. One day other soldiers arrived to take them away. You, not knowing any better stepped out to confront them. Fearfully the soldiers drew their weapons as they screamed at the old soldier. \"You took the monster with you, are you insane?!\"", "role": "user...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were raised by an old soldier. One day other soldiers arrived to take them away. You, not knowing any better stepped out to confront them. Fearfully the soldiers drew their weapons as they screamed at the old soldier. \"You took the monster with you, are you insane?!\"", "role": "user...
2022-11-01T05:21:14
2022-11-01T04:51:05
617
114
[ { "content": "[WP] You've curled into bed after an exhausting, chilly day with your typical assortment of pets. Large dogs, cats. You hear a close by growl and snuffle you aren't familiar with, but decide to just shift over, pat the bed and sleepily say \"come on, then\".", "role": "user" }, { "cont...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've curled into bed after an exhausting, chilly day with your typical assortment of pets. Large dogs, cats. You hear a close by growl and snuffle you aren't familiar with, but decide to just shift over, pat the bed and sleepily say \"come on, then\".", "role": "user" }, { "cont...
2022-11-18T07:13:46
2022-11-18T07:05:32
19
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You can make a lie become truth, but only one lie at a time, once it is a lie again everyone involved will know immediately. You’re on your deathbed, holding one lie as truth for decades. You know hell will break loose once you die and the lie becomes a lie, and everybody will know.", "ro...
[ { "content": "[WP] You can make a lie become truth, but only one lie at a time, once it is a lie again everyone involved will know immediately. You’re on your deathbed, holding one lie as truth for decades. You know hell will break loose once you die and the lie becomes a lie, and everybody will know.", "ro...
2022-12-21T13:22:52
2022-12-21T12:04:08
107
47
[ { "content": "[WP] The world ended 20 years ago, you haven't found a living soul since then. Through some ingenuity, you call voicemails for the last 20 years to keep you company. \"Hi, this is Cindy...\" \"Hi you reached Bob\" \"You know what to do at the beep\" until one day \"Hello...hello? Oh my God hello!\...
[ { "content": "[WP] The world ended 20 years ago, you haven't found a living soul since then. Through some ingenuity, you call voicemails for the last 20 years to keep you company. \"Hi, this is Cindy...\" \"Hi you reached Bob\" \"You know what to do at the beep\" until one day \"Hello...hello? Oh my God hello!\...
2022-12-21T13:22:52
2022-12-21T11:48:30
107
36
[ { "content": "[WP] The world ended 20 years ago, you haven't found a living soul since then. Through some ingenuity, you call voicemails for the last 20 years to keep you company. \"Hi, this is Cindy...\" \"Hi you reached Bob\" \"You know what to do at the beep\" until one day \"Hello...hello? Oh my God hello!\...
[ { "content": "[WP] The world ended 20 years ago, you haven't found a living soul since then. Through some ingenuity, you call voicemails for the last 20 years to keep you company. \"Hi, this is Cindy...\" \"Hi you reached Bob\" \"You know what to do at the beep\" until one day \"Hello...hello? Oh my God hello!\...
2014-06-27T07:22:27
2014-06-27T06:08:47
52
19
[ { "content": "[WP] You discover that a random object in your house is not only sentient, but incredibly intelligent. Have a conversation with it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Nice one, man.\"\n\n\"Who said that??\"\n\n\"Look down.\"\n\n\"Wait, you can talk?\"\n\n\"Sure can!\"\n\n\"Oh man, thi...
[ { "content": "[WP] You discover that a random object in your house is not only sentient, but incredibly intelligent. Have a conversation with it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Psst.\"\n\n\nLooking around wildly only to see there's no one else in the room, I shrugged and went back to my cereal ...
2014-07-29T09:32:54
2014-07-29T08:37:46
365
82
[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How did **I** win? I **killed** it on **the** stock market. **One** good, smart **person** with guts, **that** is all **I** was. Never, **ever** would ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Where is **it**,\" she muttered.\n\n\"**Wasn't** it in-\"\n\n\"**Until** I find **his** diary, shush, **child**. Yes, it **was**, until you's **born*...
2014-07-29T09:32:54
2014-07-29T09:24:03
365
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How did **I** win? I **killed** it on **the** stock market. **One** good, smart **person** with guts, **that** is all **I** was. Never, **ever** would ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Elisa,\n\nBy God, I can't help but say, please, remember the help George gave me last year. I have a need to return the favour, the key to this is...
2014-07-29T11:54:28
2014-07-29T11:29:38
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[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Before then, **I** never truly **hated** anyone, but **that** had changed. **I** met her. **Didn't** she also **hate** me? Yes, **her** hate reciprocat...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "By the **people**.\n\nThose who **didn't** vote don't **deserve** me. But **to** them I'll **be** God, anyway! **Saved**? The world **I** envision now ...
2014-07-29T11:54:28
2014-07-29T09:24:03
74
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Before then, **I** never truly **hated** anyone, but **that** had changed. **I** met her. **Didn't** she also **hate** me? Yes, **her** hate reciprocat...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Elisa,\n\nBy God, I can't help but say, please, remember the help George gave me last year. I have a need to return the favour, the key to this is...
2014-07-29T11:29:38
2014-07-29T09:24:03
40
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[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "By the **people**.\n\nThose who **didn't** vote don't **deserve** me. But **to** them I'll **be** God, anyway! **Saved**? The world **I** envision now ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Elisa,\n\nBy God, I can't help but say, please, remember the help George gave me last year. I have a need to return the favour, the key to this is...
2014-07-29T11:43:49
2014-07-29T09:24:03
19
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[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I loved **the** boy. His **way** of getting **to** my soul, **properly**, does not **deceive**, shows me **someone** cares, someone **is** paying at...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Elisa,\n\nBy God, I can't help but say, please, remember the help George gave me last year. I have a need to return the favour, the key to this is...
2014-12-04T15:55:49
2014-12-04T14:06:11
26
10
[ { "content": "[WP] The hero beats the villain by stooping even lower.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Professor Panic Cackled at the tied up Captain Chrono, \"Now that I've finally defeated you, Nothing will be able to stop my plans!\"\n\nChrono gasped, \"Oh no! So you're going through with this?\...
[ { "content": "[WP] The hero beats the villain by stooping even lower.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"How much sugar do you take in your tea?\"\n\nBlack laughed at the question \"You put sugar in your tea? What kind of a savage are you?\"\n \n\"The kind that likes his tea sweetened.\"\n\n\"I'll ...
2014-12-18T14:00:17
2014-12-18T11:55:01
451
39
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a city full of people with powers (telekinesis, electro kinesis, sensors, etc) and everyone is ranked according to how powerful they but they can kill someone of higher rank and obtain their rank. You are rank #1 but no one knows what your power is\n\nEdit: Thank you all so much f...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a city full of people with powers (telekinesis, electro kinesis, sensors, etc) and everyone is ranked according to how powerful they but they can kill someone of higher rank and obtain their rank. You are rank #1 but no one knows what your power is\n\nEdit: Thank you all so much f...
2014-12-18T14:20:18
2014-12-18T13:27:32
171
19
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a city full of people with powers (telekinesis, electro kinesis, sensors, etc) and everyone is ranked according to how powerful they but they can kill someone of higher rank and obtain their rank. You are rank #1 but no one knows what your power is\n\nEdit: Thank you all so much f...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a city full of people with powers (telekinesis, electro kinesis, sensors, etc) and everyone is ranked according to how powerful they but they can kill someone of higher rank and obtain their rank. You are rank #1 but no one knows what your power is\n\nEdit: Thank you all so much f...
2014-12-18T14:20:18
2014-12-18T13:12:49
171
18
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a city full of people with powers (telekinesis, electro kinesis, sensors, etc) and everyone is ranked according to how powerful they but they can kill someone of higher rank and obtain their rank. You are rank #1 but no one knows what your power is\n\nEdit: Thank you all so much f...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a city full of people with powers (telekinesis, electro kinesis, sensors, etc) and everyone is ranked according to how powerful they but they can kill someone of higher rank and obtain their rank. You are rank #1 but no one knows what your power is\n\nEdit: Thank you all so much f...
2014-12-18T15:10:54
2014-12-18T11:55:01
164
39
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a city full of people with powers (telekinesis, electro kinesis, sensors, etc) and everyone is ranked according to how powerful they but they can kill someone of higher rank and obtain their rank. You are rank #1 but no one knows what your power is\n\nEdit: Thank you all so much f...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a city full of people with powers (telekinesis, electro kinesis, sensors, etc) and everyone is ranked according to how powerful they but they can kill someone of higher rank and obtain their rank. You are rank #1 but no one knows what your power is\n\nEdit: Thank you all so much f...
2014-12-18T18:39:49
2014-12-18T12:57:51
63
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a city full of people with powers (telekinesis, electro kinesis, sensors, etc) and everyone is ranked according to how powerful they but they can kill someone of higher rank and obtain their rank. You are rank #1 but no one knows what your power is\n\nEdit: Thank you all so much f...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a city full of people with powers (telekinesis, electro kinesis, sensors, etc) and everyone is ranked according to how powerful they but they can kill someone of higher rank and obtain their rank. You are rank #1 but no one knows what your power is\n\nEdit: Thank you all so much f...
2014-12-26T12:10:42
2014-12-26T11:56:13
130
13
[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
2014-12-26T13:25:59
2014-12-26T10:41:23
30
14
[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
2014-12-26T13:25:59
2014-12-26T12:41:26
30
11
[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
2015-01-03T18:12:21
2015-01-03T14:13:41
42
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[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity survives the robot uprising only because one of the developers hid a stupid easter egg in their programming.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Don't worry rookie, you'll catch on fast.\"\n\n\"It works just like the safety drills we practiced in school, right Sarge?\"\n\...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity survives the robot uprising only because one of the developers hid a stupid easter egg in their programming.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He stood right in front of the giant negotiation screen, that had become their only hope over the last two weeks. He hadn't slept...
2015-04-07T17:20:08
2015-04-07T17:18:52
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[ { "content": "[WP] You're midway into your flight when you, feeling bored, decided to surf the Internet. You read breaking news about another plane disappearance. You're on that flight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This was the first flight I've been on where I was bored enough to pay for Wifi....
[ { "content": "[WP] You're midway into your flight when you, feeling bored, decided to surf the Internet. You read breaking news about another plane disappearance. You're on that flight.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Just want I want to see on a long flight, thanks Internet,\" I muttered to mys...