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2015-04-29T10:05:24 | 2015-04-29T08:49:52 | 57 | 27 | [
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"content": "[WP] Tell me the story of how the world ends - but told entirely in Craigslist ads",
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"content": "[WP] Tell me the story of how the world ends - but told entirely in Craigslist ads",
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"content": "Mar 14, 2020 Lot of Quad-Copter drones for sale - $2000 pic electronics - by owner [x]\n\nMar 10, 2020 Lot of Amazing burning lasers! - $400 pic electronics - by owner [... |
2015-04-29T10:15:48 | 2015-04-29T09:07:02 | 34 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] Tell me the story of how the world ends - but told entirely in Craigslist ads",
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"content": "F/26/Washington DC : gamer gurl! i like video games lol and having a fun time!11 No dates yet, have the sniffles ;)\n\nWANTED: antibiotics plz \nyeah i have a cold and ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Tell me the story of how the world ends - but told entirely in Craigslist ads",
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"content": "*Newest in >for sale*\n\nJan 23: Sports Betting, See how easy it can be to be a winner. books & magazines - by dealer [x]\n\nJan 25: Between Fact and Fiction, Hel... |
2015-04-29T12:20:34 | 2015-04-29T07:28:18 | 21 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Tell me the story of how the world ends - but told entirely in Craigslist ads",
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"content": "Craigslist > Men seeking Women > losangeles.craigslist.org\n\n37/M/LA\n\nAthletic Male seeking Sarah Connor for termination prior to birthing the leader of the res... | [
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"content": "[WP] Tell me the story of how the world ends - but told entirely in Craigslist ads",
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"content": "In search for survivers In the greater New York area, hell anywhere really. I am, well I was a sandhog and was underground working on the new water way in Manhatten when... |
2015-05-02T11:58:04 | 2015-05-02T11:49:23 | 1,087 | 92 | [
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"content": "[WP] As teens, you and your best friend make a marriage pact. Years later, you discover they've been sabotaging all of your relationships to have you for themselves.",
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"content": "Felix was the one.\n\nNotice how I said *was*. Because he is now past-tense. He is now... | [
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"content": "[WP] As teens, you and your best friend make a marriage pact. Years later, you discover they've been sabotaging all of your relationships to have you for themselves.",
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"content": "The contract is still posted on my bulletin board in my old bedroom back home. Written... |
2015-06-24T03:12:48 | 2015-06-24T02:37:29 | 129 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] A bomber plants a cellphone detonated bomb in a crowded building. He calls the number and watches the building explode on cue, but then someone answers his call.",
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"content": "\"Hello?\"\n\n\"Wait, what?\" I asked. 'Did that bomb not just go off?' I thought.\n\... | [
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"content": "[WP] A bomber plants a cellphone detonated bomb in a crowded building. He calls the number and watches the building explode on cue, but then someone answers his call.",
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"content": "He dialed the number, slow and steady. Right on cue, as planned, there was a wave of ... |
2015-08-08T18:51:36 | 2015-08-08T18:46:13 | 147 | 42 | [
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"content": "[WP] A Neo-Nazi cult has successfully cloned Hitler. However, as he grows, they're increasingly frustrated by his rejection of Nazism and his desire to be a normal teenage boy.",
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"content": "\"Look! I've got the perfect thing for you to wear for Heritage Day at scho... | [
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"content": "[WP] A Neo-Nazi cult has successfully cloned Hitler. However, as he grows, they're increasingly frustrated by his rejection of Nazism and his desire to be a normal teenage boy.",
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"content": "Hitler decides to keep his loathing of Nazis as a secret as he was in the m... |
2016-02-18T09:13:39 | 2016-02-18T08:17:03 | 26 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that takes place over the course of 5 seconds or less.",
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"content": "He knew there was no coming back. The line had already been crossed. He closed his eyes and jumped. The wind was harsh and he was afraid he'd hit the cliff before he had enough s... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that takes place over the course of 5 seconds or less.",
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"content": "Conor stepped hard on his left foot, twisting his hips and rotating his shoulders as his left hand soared from its defensive position around his chin toward his opponent. Like a ... |
2016-05-03T01:49:27 | 2016-05-03T00:38:13 | 65 | 39 | [
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"content": "[WP] A little angel and a little demon sits on your shoulders and gives choices whenever you are faced with a decision. One day, you hear them say the same thing...\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "\"All on red,\" they chorused. They both looked as surprised as I did.\n\n... | [
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"content": "[WP] A little angel and a little demon sits on your shoulders and gives choices whenever you are faced with a decision. One day, you hear them say the same thing...\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "The red light on an ominously large button flashed, casting a eerie glow ... |
2016-05-22T13:09:39 | 2016-05-22T12:28:34 | 257 | 31 | [
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"content": "[WP] So, you humans just drew imaginary lines on your planet and fought real wars defending them?",
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"content": "\"Imaginary lines? Well, yes. But being able to imagine lines and abstract concepts is exactly what makes humanity better than you.\"\n\n\"I don't think I... | [
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"content": "[WP] So, you humans just drew imaginary lines on your planet and fought real wars defending them?",
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"content": "It was an absurd and all around fantastic concept to Qel that there were species that fought over land that belonged to no one. He looked to the small bip... |
2016-05-22T18:40:00 | 2016-05-22T13:37:10 | 20 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] So, you humans just drew imaginary lines on your planet and fought real wars defending them?",
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"content": "\"Yeah, that's about the long and short of it,\" I said to the big glow cloud on the barstool next to me. \"Why? What do you guys fight over?\"\n\n\"Certa... | [
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"content": "[WP] So, you humans just drew imaginary lines on your planet and fought real wars defending them?",
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"content": "Imaginary lines? Depends. Real wars? Definately.\n\nYou see friend, on Earth the wars started between cities, seperated by land and walls, these cities th... |
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"content": "[WP] We finally get men on Mars and they discover an old Soviet flag placed down decades ago. The Soviets won the space race but for whatever horrifying reason didn't say anything.",
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"content": "You know that feeling you get, when you think you're alone, head down, ... | [
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"content": "[WP] We finally get men on Mars and they discover an old Soviet flag placed down decades ago. The Soviets won the space race but for whatever horrifying reason didn't say anything.",
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"content": "The strata of rocks rose above Luke's head. Red and copper, with silver... |
2016-08-16T10:03:13 | 2016-08-16T09:34:40 | 139 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] We finally get men on Mars and they discover an old Soviet flag placed down decades ago. The Soviets won the space race but for whatever horrifying reason didn't say anything.",
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"content": "When I was told my team would be the first to land on Mars, excitement ... | [
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"content": "[WP] We finally get men on Mars and they discover an old Soviet flag placed down decades ago. The Soviets won the space race but for whatever horrifying reason didn't say anything.",
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"content": "\"... and so it is that we find ourselves in the position to be able to... |
2016-08-16T10:05:33 | 2016-08-16T09:47:36 | 32 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP] We finally get men on Mars and they discover an old Soviet flag placed down decades ago. The Soviets won the space race but for whatever horrifying reason didn't say anything.",
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"content": "Gallagher frowned at his instruments, sure that there must be some mist... | [
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"content": "[WP] We finally get men on Mars and they discover an old Soviet flag placed down decades ago. The Soviets won the space race but for whatever horrifying reason didn't say anything.",
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"content": "When human feet finally touched the surface of Mars, it was under the a... |
2016-11-28T00:35:13 | 2016-11-27T22:48:57 | 988 | 85 | [
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"content": "[WP] You wake up in King Arthur's court with only the clothes on your back. Merlin hands you a box about the size of a pumpkin and tells you it will wish into existence any object from your age, once per day. Camelot will be attacked and destroyed one week from now. Help us, future-man.",
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2016-11-28T00:01:03 | 2016-11-27T22:48:57 | 255 | 85 | [
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2017-01-20T13:17:28 | 2017-01-20T12:42:01 | 4,354 | 601 | [
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"content": "[WP] When a child comes of age their greatest quality manifests itself as a familiar that will follow them for life. You just turned 21 and you still didn't have one, until this morning when two showed up and they terrify you.",
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"content": "She was beautiful. \n\nI ... |
2017-01-20T15:39:15 | 2017-01-20T14:02:57 | 32 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP] When a child comes of age their greatest quality manifests itself as a familiar that will follow them for life. You just turned 21 and you still didn't have one, until this morning when two showed up and they terrify you.",
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2017-02-20T22:55:03 | 2017-02-20T22:51:42 | 77 | 43 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your SO is immortal and you reincarnate with memories intact. However, you have never told this to your SO. They finally catch on.",
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"content": "\"More bread-sticks folks?\"\n\n\"No, I'm stuffed, thanks.\" \n\n\"I couldn't possibly.\"\n\n\"Okay I'll grab your b... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your SO is immortal and you reincarnate with memories intact. However, you have never told this to your SO. They finally catch on.",
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"content": "Forgive up front if formatting is bad, am on mobile.\n\nSitting in the passenger seat was not always this awkward, w... |
2017-03-15T22:53:41 | 2017-03-15T21:30:06 | 271 | 26 | [
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"content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0... | [
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2017-03-15T22:14:11 | 2017-03-15T21:30:06 | 193 | 26 | [
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"content": "[WP] School is now mandatory 24/7 around the world for kids. They eat, sleep, and bathe at the school, much lIke a prison. The biggest mystery is the disappearance of the kids who can't make good grades.",
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"content": "[WP] School is now mandatory 24/7 around the world for kids. They eat, sleep, and bathe at the school, much lIke a prison. The biggest mystery is the disappearance of the kids who can't make good grades.",
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"content": "Ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-CLANK.\n\nThe bars of th... |
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"content": "[WP] An app you've never seen before appears on your screen. When you open it, there's a button. When you press it, your phone turns into a loaded handgun. When you flip the safety, it reverts to a phone. You've never had to use it before, but one day you get a text saying \"open the gun app\"",
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"content": "[WP] It's Christmas Eve 2038. The world has been destroyed due to nuclear war, but Santa, being immortal, has survived, and plans to deliver presents to the few remaining humans locked in their fallout shelters.",
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"content": "[WP] It's Christmas Eve 2038. The world has been destroyed due to nuclear war, but Santa, being immortal, has survived, and plans to deliver presents to the few remaining humans locked in their fallout shelters.",
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"content": "A tune only truly recognized by the olde... |
2017-12-27T08:57:56 | 2017-12-27T08:01:45 | 17 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] A necromancer's spell misfires and he animates the skeleton inside his own body. The body that he's still very much using.",
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"content": "No, no, no! Don't do that!\n\nI can only watch as my body carries me out a window. Through gritted teeth, I cry out.\n\nAluc... | [
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"content": "[WP] A necromancer's spell misfires and he animates the skeleton inside his own body. The body that he's still very much using.",
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"content": "The voice in his head was creaky, like old bones on a cold morning - he didn't entertain the fact that it was exactly that. ... |
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"content": "[WP] Following World War III, all the nations of the world agree to 50 years of strict isolation from one another in order to prevent additional conflicts. 50 years later, the United States comes out of exile, only to learn that no one else went into isolation.\n\nPeople! \n\nA few things: \n\n1. ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the Evil Overlord. You have kidnapped the princess. Unfortunately, she developed Stockholm Syndrome. And she is far more evil and insane than you are.",
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"content": "[WP] You are the Evil Overlord. You have kidnapped the princess. Unfortunately, she developed Stockholm Syndrome. And she is far more evil and insane than you are.",
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"content": "I hold my hand against the brown,ancient earth.\n\nThe soul trembles under my roots,thei... |
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"content": "[WP] You are the Evil Overlord. You have kidnapped the princess. Unfortunately, she developed Stockholm Syndrome. And she is far more evil and insane than you are.",
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"content": "[WP] You are the Evil Overlord. You have kidnapped the princess. Unfortunately, she developed Stockholm Syndrome. And she is far more evil and insane than you are.",
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"content": "I need to give her back. She is vengeful, vindictive, vile, and absolutely marvelous, bu... |
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"content": "[WP] When a person turns eighteen, their last words appear somewhere on their body. Yours frighten you intensely.\n\nWhy do they frighten the narrator? Is there an indication as to the cause of death? Is there an indication of an afterlife? Do people hide their last words or base their lives aroun... | [
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"content": "[WP] Humanity, an ancient space faring civilization, is dying. They give the universe one last gift before vanishing into that good night.",
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"content": "We still called ourselves Humanity, even though we left our physical bodies behind several suns ago. \n\nBut even... | [
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"content": "[WP] Humanity, an ancient space faring civilization, is dying. They give the universe one last gift before vanishing into that good night.",
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"content": "This is commander Jack Hurlström of - what we believe to be - the final human expedition ship. We, as a species, ... |
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"content": "[WP] No matter where you are, what you're dressed like, or what mood you're in, people always just assume you work there. Even the employees are fooled, and it always takes a long time to convince them you're not their boss. You've had enough. Today is the day you test how far this goes.",
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"content": "[WP] You're a biologist who made a deal with the devil: eternity in hell after death in return for unlimited funding for your research. The funding was worth it, you discovered immortality, and the devil is not happy about this.",
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"content": "[WP] You're a biologist who made a deal with the devil: eternity in hell after death in return for unlimited funding for your research. The funding was worth it, you discovered immortality, and the devil is not happy about this.",
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"content": "[WP] You're a biologist who made a deal with the devil: eternity in hell after death in return for unlimited funding for your research. The funding was worth it, you discovered immortality, and the devil is not happy about this.",
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"content": "[WP] Magic exists, but it’s channeled through music. The more raw the music, the more powerful the magic. The people of your city cower in terror as you watch Daft Punk’s mind warping, reality bending tunes face off against the sheer destructive fury of the Beastie Boys’ riffs. Let the battle begi... | [
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"content": "[WP] Magic exists, but it’s channeled through music. The more raw the music, the more powerful the magic. The people of your city cower in terror as you watch Daft Punk’s mind warping, reality bending tunes face off against the sheer destructive fury of the Beastie Boys’ riffs. Let the battle begi... |
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"content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.",
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"content": "Dear Timothy. \nI've gotten the list of things you've asked for. \nI assure you I am very capable of bringing your dog b... | [
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"content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.",
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"content": " \n\n\nDear Timmy,\n\n \n\nI've never employed Elvis, nor does it rain deer in the 'Ark Tick' (whereve... |
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"content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.",
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"content": "Dear Timmy,\n\nMy sincerest thanks for, what I must say, was an adorable read. Everything on your list Timmy sounds fabu... | [
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"content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.",
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"content": "Dear child,\n\nFinally, someone broke the spell. I was trapped into the hell and the only way to get out from here it wa... |
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"content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.",
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"content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.",
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"content": "Dear Timothy. \nI've gotten the list of things you've asked for. \nI assure you I am very capable of bringing your dog b... |
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"content": "[WP] among the many senses developed on alien worlds, hearing is not one of them. To most extra terrestrials, the idea that we can detect them even with a wall between us is utterly horrifying",
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"content": "The cool earth cushioned softly beneath Blue-Green-Magenta'... |
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"content": "[WP] You meet God before reincarnation and you discover that there is a prestige system going on. In your previous incarnations you chose to improve weirdly specific stats.",
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2019-01-26T08:11:43 | 2019-01-26T07:36:32 | 825 | 297 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"never hire humans\" is a standard \"no duh\" statement across the universe. But by galactic standards, humans are cheap. So an alien overlord has just hired 500 humans to work on his personal resort colony. And things start going horribly wrong.\n\nEDIT: easily my most upvoted post ever. Th... | [
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"content": "[WP] The most difficult part of being a Supervillian? Find love, not because other people won't like you, but because the stupid Superheros will swoop in and \"rescue\" your date every time, but this time you have a plan, and it's going to work.",
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2019-11-03T06:46:49 | 2019-11-03T06:12:35 | 279 | 85 | [
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"content": "[WP] You often get mistaken for your twin sister. Though it never really bothered you, now that she's become one of the most feared criminals in city, it's starting to become a problem.",
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"content": "\"OMG It's HER!!!\" - Accompanied the shriek shouting was one most... |
2019-11-03T06:46:49 | 2019-11-03T06:43:09 | 279 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] You often get mistaken for your twin sister. Though it never really bothered you, now that she's become one of the most feared criminals in city, it's starting to become a problem.",
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"content": "[WP] You often get mistaken for your twin sister. Though it never really bothered you, now that she's become one of the most feared criminals in city, it's starting to become a problem.",
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2019-12-19T02:48:46 | 2019-12-19T01:49:38 | 191 | 100 | [
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"content": "[WP] It turns out humanity was the first, and only spacefaring species to master the atom. After a horrific galactic war, humanity had to bring out its nuclear weapons, to the shock and horror of the rest of the galaxy.",
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"content": "Sth'Slh stared out of the transp... |
2019-12-19T08:01:35 | 2019-12-19T04:46:01 | 18 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] You look young for your age, finally at 70 your hair is going grey. You jokingly say it is good karma because you've never harmed anything bigger than an insect, or a weed in the garden. But last night, in the car, you couldn't avoid the deer, and now in the mirror you see the grey is gone.",... | [
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2020-02-27T23:11:14 | 2020-02-27T22:31:21 | 199 | 40 | [
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"content": "[WP] You’re a cafe owner who is also secretly a mage. One day a customer barges in, claiming to be a supertaster and demanding to know the secret ingredient in your poppy seed muffin. The secret ingredient was literally magic.\n\nEDIT: Guys, this is the first time I posted in this subreddit and I’... | [
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2020-04-23T02:54:42 | 2020-04-23T02:29:20 | 76 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] As a vanity project a computer scientist/mathematician sets a super computer to calculating the digits of Pi to trillions of digits. One day he notices that for a stretch of thousands of digits Pi repeated a sequence of ones and zeroes, which he plugs into a binary translator.",
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2020-06-25T13:42:18 | 2020-06-25T13:07:16 | 94 | 64 | [
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"content": "[WP] You realize that loose change around your house has a tendency to disappear. You start to look around for it, and find a small mountain of pennies, quarters, and dimes, with a rabbit-sized dragon sleeping on top of it.",
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"content": "I came back to the house, en... |
2020-11-01T23:17:33 | 2020-11-01T20:34:02 | 44 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] Leaving the dying, infested world behind, I teleported to a time before the apocolypse happened. Happy to be in a zombie free world, I felt a pang of pain on my shoulder. I saw that the scratch I had gotten from a zombie was now red and infected. I now realized I was patient zero.",
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2021-02-05T02:34:38 | 2021-02-05T00:29:44 | 67 | 40 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"One of the weird things about humans? The moment a war ends, the same human that was shooting at you not five seconds ago is probably the same human that's hauling you to the nearest medical tent.\"",
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"content": "\"Trauma Blue\" she hissed while pointing her ... |
2021-03-25T22:04:27 | 2021-03-25T20:12:16 | 24 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your sibling was murdered a month ago and as their closest living relative, you buried them last week. Now, going through all their effects, you come across an old walkie-talkie that you used as kids after lights out. Nostalgia makes you turn it on, and say their old call sign. They answer.",... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your sibling was murdered a month ago and as their closest living relative, you buried them last week. Now, going through all their effects, you come across an old walkie-talkie that you used as kids after lights out. Nostalgia makes you turn it on, and say their old call sign. They answer.",... |
2021-04-08T09:50:57 | 2021-04-08T09:44:05 | 631 | 146 | [
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"content": "[WP] Angels are thought to be beautiful, while demons are thought to be vile and disgusting. However the truth is Angels are extremely scary, while demons are beautiful and elegant creatures.",
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"content": "[WP] Angels are thought to be beautiful, while demons are thought to be vile and disgusting. However the truth is Angels are extremely scary, while demons are beautiful and elegant creatures.",
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"content": "\"*And let there be light!*\" It was a joke in the poorest o... |
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"content": "[WP] Angels are thought to be beautiful, while demons are thought to be vile and disgusting. However the truth is Angels are extremely scary, while demons are beautiful and elegant creatures.",
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"content": "“Of course. Angels are the bearers of bad news, are the side... | [
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"content": "[WP] Angels are thought to be beautiful, while demons are thought to be vile and disgusting. However the truth is Angels are extremely scary, while demons are beautiful and elegant creatures.",
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"content": "Yet nay, but no mind could comprehend, nor understand the be... |
2021-06-03T08:13:42 | 2021-06-03T06:57:26 | 641 | 60 | [
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"content": "[WP] “NASA to launch baby squid to International Space Station.” We thought the ocean was its natural environment. We were wrong.\n\nBased on the post: Nasa to launch baby squid to International Space Station",
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"content": "[WP] “NASA to launch baby squid to International Space Station.” We thought the ocean was its natural environment. We were wrong.\n\nBased on the post: Nasa to launch baby squid to International Space Station",
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"content": "A white board and a rather pedestrian confe... |
2021-06-03T08:32:35 | 2021-06-03T06:57:26 | 145 | 60 | [
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"content": "[WP] “NASA to launch baby squid to International Space Station.” We thought the ocean was its natural environment. We were wrong.\n\nBased on the post: Nasa to launch baby squid to International Space Station",
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2022-01-04T06:00:40 | 2022-01-04T05:00:14 | 138 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"I wish for more wishes\". \"THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES\". \"Then I wish for more genies\". \"THAT IS ALSO AGAINST THE RULES\". \"Then I wish those rules did not exist\". The genie warps in a humongous book and flips to a page before smugly saying \"THAT TOO IS ALSO AGAINST THE RULES\".",
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"content": "[WP] An isekai where instead of a generic otaku, the main character is a Soviet soldier plucked straight from 1942 Stalingrad.",
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"content": "Vlad worked the action of his rifle, put his eye down the iron sight, and pushed the breath out of his lungs. The muscular gr... | [
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"content": "[WP] An isekai where instead of a generic otaku, the main character is a Soviet soldier plucked straight from 1942 Stalingrad.",
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"content": "The slaves watched in horror as the caravan that once pulled them along lay desecrated, the five slave traders left in bloody... |
2022-07-19T22:10:37 | 2022-07-19T21:23:49 | 1,507 | 131 | [
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"content": "[WP] Fun fact: There's only four actual people online. Everyone else is fake. If you are reading this, YOU ARE NUMBER FOUR. We've been trying to reach you for some time now. Find us. Quickly, before they do.",
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"content": "[WP] Fun fact: There's only four actual people online. Everyone else is fake. If you are reading this, YOU ARE NUMBER FOUR. We've been trying to reach you for some time now. Find us. Quickly, before they do.",
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2022-08-02T18:34:18 | 2022-08-02T17:25:17 | 196 | 33 | [
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"content": "[WP] The clown down the hall laughed manically, brandishing his chainsaw. \"You can run, but you can't hide!\" \"Took the words right out of my mouth,\" you say as you slowly walk towards him, cracking your knuckles.",
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"content": "[WP] The clown down the hall laughed manically, brandishing his chainsaw. \"You can run, but you can't hide!\" \"Took the words right out of my mouth,\" you say as you slowly walk towards him, cracking your knuckles.",
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2014-03-31T11:22:35 | 2014-03-31T09:15:49 | 34 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] All human babies are born immune to hunger. People do not need to eat, but if they do, they will thereafter need to eat as normal or die of starvation.\n\nMaybe write from the perspective of a parent/pregnant woman who must make the decision whether to feed their child or not?",
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "Abdul loved to play on the beach. There are no words to describe his joy when he stuck his clumsy fingers into the wet sand. He dreamed of building the largest sandcastle anyone had ever see... | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "I sat on the cold examination table, dressed in a gown, and afraid of what the doctor would say. But I had been seeing him for the better part of a decade, I knew him as a warm soul who woul... |
2014-07-27T21:12:16 | 2014-07-27T21:07:14 | 99 | 34 | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "Abdul loved to play on the beach. There are no words to describe his joy when he stuck his clumsy fingers into the wet sand. He dreamed of building the largest sandcastle anyone had ever see... | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "God and Satan had many fights between before. For what reason, sometimes even they don't know. These fights often lasted days, months, even years, but this time Satan won the fight permanen... |
2014-07-27T21:12:16 | 2014-07-27T18:19:16 | 99 | 34 | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "Abdul loved to play on the beach. There are no words to describe his joy when he stuck his clumsy fingers into the wet sand. He dreamed of building the largest sandcastle anyone had ever see... | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "I watched her as she embraced another. My heart sank when I saw her dancing in the rain in her pink hat and red heels. A man, taller and tanner than me, held her and swayed her. How could Gw... |
2014-07-27T21:12:16 | 2014-07-27T20:11:03 | 99 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "Abdul loved to play on the beach. There are no words to describe his joy when he stuck his clumsy fingers into the wet sand. He dreamed of building the largest sandcastle anyone had ever see... | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "\"Yes, Let's do it.\" \n\n\"Together forever.\" I responded with a smile on my face. \n\nI could tell she meant it, the way she smiled, I knew it was real. \n\n\"I love you, I'll do anythi... |
2014-07-27T21:12:16 | 2014-07-27T20:04:32 | 99 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "They thought I was a lamb,\n\nand then a virgin,\n\nthen they saw me as a harp\n\nand the strings strummed,\n\nbut I am only myself.\n\nThe mothers said I'd kill\n\ntheir children, their God... |
2014-07-27T21:24:03 | 2014-07-27T18:30:38 | 77 | 50 | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "She took a deep breath and pulled back the velvet curtains. She closes her eyes and sings; her powerful voice rang loud and clear, echoing in the hall. With thunderous applause, she bows. Wi... | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "I sat on the cold examination table, dressed in a gown, and afraid of what the doctor would say. But I had been seeing him for the better part of a decade, I knew him as a warm soul who woul... |
2014-07-27T21:24:03 | 2014-07-27T21:07:14 | 77 | 34 | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "She took a deep breath and pulled back the velvet curtains. She closes her eyes and sings; her powerful voice rang loud and clear, echoing in the hall. With thunderous applause, she bows. Wi... | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "God and Satan had many fights between before. For what reason, sometimes even they don't know. These fights often lasted days, months, even years, but this time Satan won the fight permanen... |
2014-07-27T21:24:03 | 2014-07-27T18:19:16 | 77 | 34 | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "She took a deep breath and pulled back the velvet curtains. She closes her eyes and sings; her powerful voice rang loud and clear, echoing in the hall. With thunderous applause, she bows. Wi... | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "I watched her as she embraced another. My heart sank when I saw her dancing in the rain in her pink hat and red heels. A man, taller and tanner than me, held her and swayed her. How could Gw... |
2014-07-27T21:24:03 | 2014-07-27T20:11:03 | 77 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "She took a deep breath and pulled back the velvet curtains. She closes her eyes and sings; her powerful voice rang loud and clear, echoing in the hall. With thunderous applause, she bows. Wi... | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "\"Yes, Let's do it.\" \n\n\"Together forever.\" I responded with a smile on my face. \n\nI could tell she meant it, the way she smiled, I knew it was real. \n\n\"I love you, I'll do anythi... |
2014-07-27T21:24:03 | 2014-07-27T20:04:32 | 77 | 10 | [
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"content": "She took a deep breath and pulled back the velvet curtains. She closes her eyes and sings; her powerful voice rang loud and clear, echoing in the hall. With thunderous applause, she bows. Wi... | [
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"content": "They thought I was a lamb,\n\nand then a virgin,\n\nthen they saw me as a harp\n\nand the strings strummed,\n\nbut I am only myself.\n\nThe mothers said I'd kill\n\ntheir children, their God... |
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "\"I love you grandpa.\"\n\nMy granddaughter squeezed my hand as she was fighting back the tears.\n\nI felt my eyes slowly close. \n\nI was dying. \n\nI woke up in a place I hadn't seen in ye... | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "\"Yes, Let's do it.\" \n\n\"Together forever.\" I responded with a smile on my face. \n\nI could tell she meant it, the way she smiled, I knew it was real. \n\n\"I love you, I'll do anythi... |
2014-07-27T21:35:28 | 2014-07-27T20:04:32 | 39 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "\"I love you grandpa.\"\n\nMy granddaughter squeezed my hand as she was fighting back the tears.\n\nI felt my eyes slowly close. \n\nI was dying. \n\nI woke up in a place I hadn't seen in ye... | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "They thought I was a lamb,\n\nand then a virgin,\n\nthen they saw me as a harp\n\nand the strings strummed,\n\nbut I am only myself.\n\nThe mothers said I'd kill\n\ntheir children, their God... |
2014-07-27T21:07:14 | 2014-07-27T20:11:03 | 34 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "God and Satan had many fights between before. For what reason, sometimes even they don't know. These fights often lasted days, months, even years, but this time Satan won the fight permanen... | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "\"Yes, Let's do it.\" \n\n\"Together forever.\" I responded with a smile on my face. \n\nI could tell she meant it, the way she smiled, I knew it was real. \n\n\"I love you, I'll do anythi... |
2014-07-27T21:07:14 | 2014-07-27T20:04:32 | 34 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "God and Satan had many fights between before. For what reason, sometimes even they don't know. These fights often lasted days, months, even years, but this time Satan won the fight permanen... | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "They thought I was a lamb,\n\nand then a virgin,\n\nthen they saw me as a harp\n\nand the strings strummed,\n\nbut I am only myself.\n\nThe mothers said I'd kill\n\ntheir children, their God... |
2014-07-27T22:17:26 | 2014-07-27T20:04:32 | 22 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "\"Vodka. Neat.” I grumbled in the bartender’s direction.\n\nToday was a disaster. My mind had decided that a strong drink tonight would help me prepare for a better tomorrow.\n\nAnd then a g... | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "They thought I was a lamb,\n\nand then a virgin,\n\nthen they saw me as a harp\n\nand the strings strummed,\n\nbut I am only myself.\n\nThe mothers said I'd kill\n\ntheir children, their God... |
2014-07-27T21:54:54 | 2014-07-27T20:04:32 | 15 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "A father ran to our outpost with his son in his arms.\n\nWith heavily accented english, “please...help him.”\n\nI took the boy in my arms. He was broken and bloody. I carefully set him dow... | [
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"content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.",
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"content": "They thought I was a lamb,\n\nand then a virgin,\n\nthen they saw me as a harp\n\nand the strings strummed,\n\nbut I am only myself.\n\nThe mothers said I'd kill\n\ntheir children, their God... |
2014-08-14T22:08:24 | 2014-08-14T20:52:03 | 60 | 41 | [
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"content": "[FF] Write a story about a good man, but make me hate him at the end in less than 100 words.",
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"content": "Dear Friend,\n\nFrom a young age I worked hard in the family business and built a billion dollar financial empire spanning London to New York.\n\nAs a result o... | [
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"content": "[FF] Write a story about a good man, but make me hate him at the end in less than 100 words.",
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"content": " Our country had been sick, dying a slow and painful death. Shot and crippled by the rest of the world, left to die \neating ourselves piece by piece. Our cu... |
2014-08-14T22:08:24 | 2014-08-14T21:28:56 | 60 | 26 | [
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"content": "[FF] Write a story about a good man, but make me hate him at the end in less than 100 words.",
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"content": "Dear Friend,\n\nFrom a young age I worked hard in the family business and built a billion dollar financial empire spanning London to New York.\n\nAs a result o... | [
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"content": "[FF] Write a story about a good man, but make me hate him at the end in less than 100 words.",
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"content": "\"Suffer unto me the little children.\" \nThese words were blessings to the tired parents unable to handle another mouth to feed. \nThese frazzled parents pai... |
2014-11-30T10:07:28 | 2014-11-30T10:02:58 | 90 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] A man sues God because his insurance company won't pay for the damages done to his house in a storm. To his complete surprise and Horror, God actually shows up.\n\nI don't know whether to make this a WP or EU tag since this is based on a movie starring Billy Connolly.\n\nIn the movie, BC's ch... | [
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"content": "[WP] A man sues God because his insurance company won't pay for the damages done to his house in a storm. To his complete surprise and Horror, God actually shows up.\n\nI don't know whether to make this a WP or EU tag since this is based on a movie starring Billy Connolly.\n\nIn the movie, BC's ch... |
2015-01-17T07:33:41 | 2015-01-17T06:34:33 | 32 | 24 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story using only the suggestion buttons on your mobile phone / tablett.",
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"content": "I don't think I can get a free shopping at Amazon.com. I have to be up and picked it to be able, I think the last two days ago. I'm sorry to bother me at least I know ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story using only the suggestion buttons on your mobile phone / tablett.",
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"content": "You know how much I love you. I don't know what tomorrow will bring. You can do that for me. I have no choice but to meet your needs. You are an absolute joy. I doubt... |
2015-01-27T12:54:32 | 2015-01-27T12:41:00 | 41 | 22 | [
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"content": "[FF] Write a 10 sentence story where the first sentence has 10 words, and each following sentence has one less word.",
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"content": "This happens to everyone who dares hold on long enough.\n\nBut my family keep me going, they're always around.\n\nI have a husband, a c... | [
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"content": "[FF] Write a 10 sentence story where the first sentence has 10 words, and each following sentence has one less word.",
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"content": "They met at the doorstep of anxious opportunity, alone, together.\n\nWords, suddenly deemed worthless, were lost in mutual silence.\n\n... |
2015-01-27T11:49:02 | 2015-01-27T11:28:50 | 40 | 15 | [
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"content": "[FF] Write a 10 sentence story where the first sentence has 10 words, and each following sentence has one less word.",
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"content": "I was told my mind would last till the end\n\nI was told my mind would last till the\n\nI was told my mind would last till\n\nI was tol... | [
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"content": "[FF] Write a 10 sentence story where the first sentence has 10 words, and each following sentence has one less word.",
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"content": "Quick, whoever you are, I need you to please listen! I am a scientist using an experimental time machine. But it is not working as we i... |
2015-03-09T07:06:56 | 2015-03-09T06:44:49 | 17 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] A new invention enables people to remember their dreams with absolute clarity. It turns out we were forgetting them for a very good reason.",
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"content": "The device was unassumingly small.\n\nTerry Marman thought it looked a little bit like a tiny toaster. If y... | [
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"content": "[WP] A new invention enables people to remember their dreams with absolute clarity. It turns out we were forgetting them for a very good reason.",
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"content": "The doctors had assured me that it would be harmless even as they were making me sign the liability forms. ... |
2015-04-20T08:52:22 | 2015-04-20T08:44:45 | 603 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are forced to take a genies place, and can only be freed once you have granted 10 wishes. The catch: You have no magic in any way.",
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"content": "\"Everybody down on the ground!\" Bullets fired from my rifle into the ceiling of the bank. Bits of plastered ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are forced to take a genies place, and can only be freed once you have granted 10 wishes. The catch: You have no magic in any way.",
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"content": "I was left out in this island. I don't know how I got here but the last time I was able to blink I remember I wa... |
2015-05-09T01:12:41 | 2015-05-08T21:33:46 | 27 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your wife's last words are surprising. So suprising in fact, that you put down the knife and let her finish speaking.\n\nEDIT: Pretty good response for my first WP :P\n\nThanks guys, great responses!",
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"content": "\"Honey, stop! STOP!\"\n\nI strode across the k... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your wife's last words are surprising. So suprising in fact, that you put down the knife and let her finish speaking.\n\nEDIT: Pretty good response for my first WP :P\n\nThanks guys, great responses!",
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"content": "\"No...\" she said, gripping my wrist weakly \n... |
2015-06-14T12:26:41 | 2015-06-14T09:20:45 | 86 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are notified that in 24 hours, every human will try to kill you for 1 hour. Your preparation starts now.",
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"content": "It happens every year, everyone is in except 'green' guys, bastards... \nThey choose people randomly, and ten million dollars is rewarde... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are notified that in 24 hours, every human will try to kill you for 1 hour. Your preparation starts now.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "I gathered my beer bottles. I opened up one and began to down it. \n\n\"This is it... The final moment. Of bliss...\" Another bottle down ... |
2015-06-14T17:38:15 | 2015-06-14T17:00:16 | 15 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are notified that in 24 hours, every human will try to kill you for 1 hour. Your preparation starts now.",
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"content": "\"Well, shit,\" I said to myself. \"It's really not that hard to kill me.\"\n \nI had just awoken from the most vivid dream of my life. Th... | [
{
"content": "[WP] You are notified that in 24 hours, every human will try to kill you for 1 hour. Your preparation starts now.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "Well, luck had finally run dry. 24 hours to prepare and then it is everyone against me, my death meaning glory, and most importantly, life... |
2015-06-19T04:04:57 | 2015-06-19T03:26:36 | 410 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP]: \"I'm sorry. I just don't understand how you managed to fuck up a five-word sentence, offend the inhabitants of three planets and start a world war at the same time.\"",
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"content": "Jeremy hung up the phone. His ear was ringing after the blasting he had just r... | [
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"content": "[WP]: \"I'm sorry. I just don't understand how you managed to fuck up a five-word sentence, offend the inhabitants of three planets and start a world war at the same time.\"",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Robert peered into the dark abyss. That's one thing he'd forgot about working ... |
2015-08-02T12:22:29 | 2015-08-02T11:58:10 | 59 | 34 | [
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"content": "[WP]The ghost of Sun-Tzu has found itself directing a team of First-person shooter noobs to victory.",
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"content": "Sun Tzu was confused.\n\nYou couldn't blame him. He'd just woken up in a world of guns, fire, and steel after dying in Ancient China. But even so, he w... | [
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"content": "[WP]The ghost of Sun-Tzu has found itself directing a team of First-person shooter noobs to victory.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "“Know yourself and you will win all battles.” Bellows from the 42” flatscreen TV overshadowing the background gunfire.\n\n“Shit Sun! That crap ain’t he... |
2015-08-27T06:35:13 | 2015-08-27T05:43:37 | 76 | 25 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that reflects the author becoming progressively more drunk after each paragraph.",
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"content": "Jeremy strolled casually up to the bar and made his way along to the attractive redhead and her friend. \"Ladies,\" he smiled, \"let me offer the two of... | [
{
"content": "[WP] Write a story that reflects the author becoming progressively more drunk after each paragraph.",
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"content": "I just re-watched Shrek with my little brother and it's all that's on my mind right now. One of the best animated movies ever. Perhaps a comedic Shrek f... |
2016-02-03T10:50:24 | 2016-02-03T10:31:22 | 15 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] You can heal anyone from any injury or disease, by either taking the affliction on yourself, or passing it onto someone else. You've been using this gift for years, but no one has realized it.",
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"content": "When I was little, my father used me. He used me as a ... | [
{
"content": "[WP] You can heal anyone from any injury or disease, by either taking the affliction on yourself, or passing it onto someone else. You've been using this gift for years, but no one has realized it.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "Irritating, is what this power is. \nI found out abou... |
2016-05-16T08:37:32 | 2016-05-16T08:22:08 | 25 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] The entire Star Wars series, all 7 movies, are released as one book, written by Dr. Seuss.",
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"content": "A long time ago, \nAnd far far away, \nThe story of Star Wars \nStarted this way\n\nHe was a small boy \nWith talents so many \nBut enslaved and deser... | [
{
"content": "[WP] The entire Star Wars series, all 7 movies, are released as one book, written by Dr. Seuss.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "I'll tell you this, Luke, once when I was a lad, \nA slave was my mom and the force was my dad. \nI lived on a dusty planet of junk and \nI met two jedi,... |
2016-07-03T10:12:10 | 2016-07-03T09:53:15 | 1,211 | 188 | [
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"content": "[WP] You know the random driver in every action movie where the hero jumps in and orders to \"follow that car!\". Yup, that's you. Every single time you're trying to get anywhere.",
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"content": "I'm getting sick of it. \n\nEvery time, every single time I get in this ... | [
{
"content": "[WP] You know the random driver in every action movie where the hero jumps in and orders to \"follow that car!\". Yup, that's you. Every single time you're trying to get anywhere.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "**Figured I'll give my own prompt a shot for once. I'm writing in a hurr... |
2016-07-10T10:43:17 | 2016-07-10T10:33:21 | 593 | 75 | [
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"content": "[WP] The hero was killed, the princess was sacrificed, and the evil king rules the land. For the average citizen, though, things have taken a turn for the better.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "\"HEAR ME CITIZENS!\" \n\n**Boooooo!** **Booooo!**\n\n\"Sir Cavalious is dead! The King i... | [
{
"content": "[WP] The hero was killed, the princess was sacrificed, and the evil king rules the land. For the average citizen, though, things have taken a turn for the better.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "for the first time in decades, there was a bumper crop and nobody would go hungry in the ... |
2016-07-10T11:09:03 | 2016-07-10T10:46:19 | 80 | 11 | [
{
"content": "[WP] The hero was killed, the princess was sacrificed, and the evil king rules the land. For the average citizen, though, things have taken a turn for the better.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "War ate at the Marshlands like a beast gnawing at prey. The bones of the land had been cr... | [
{
"content": "[WP] The hero was killed, the princess was sacrificed, and the evil king rules the land. For the average citizen, though, things have taken a turn for the better.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "My fellow Americans, Mr. Speaker, Ladies and Gentlemen of Congress and members of the pre... |
2016-07-10T19:02:33 | 2016-07-10T16:28:11 | 19 | 13 | [
{
"content": "[WP] The hero was killed, the princess was sacrificed, and the evil king rules the land. For the average citizen, though, things have taken a turn for the better.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "Mortimer pushed the requisition form over the desk.\n\nThe magistrate squinted at it angr... | [
{
"content": "[WP] The hero was killed, the princess was sacrificed, and the evil king rules the land. For the average citizen, though, things have taken a turn for the better.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Mollu the Potter awoke early, as he always did, to greet the morning sun and thank the go... |
2016-10-14T19:26:07 | 2016-10-14T19:04:34 | 46 | 30 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.\n\nYou guys are awesome! I didn't expect this kind of response!",
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"content": "[WP] You're in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.\n\nYou guys are awesome! I didn't expect this kind of response!",
"role": "user"
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