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"content": "[WP] Describe the thoughts of the Angel of Death on the day of a nuclear war.\n\n ",
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"content": "I have a book of names. The letters appear and disappear as people do. When I started this job, I would memorize each name individually, and pray for each one as it fade... | [
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"content": "[WP] Describe the thoughts of the Angel of Death on the day of a nuclear war.\n\n ",
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"content": "And then, on the 15 of July 2015, they were all burned by the sun. \n \nWhen the Pakistani missiles took off, the Indians did the same. Within a minute, 371 missiles ... |
2015-02-13T08:36:58 | 2015-02-13T08:32:24 | 299 | 92 | [
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"content": "[WP] Batman is sent in to an alternate reality during a foray with the Justice League. He discovers a reality where he all but erased crime in Gotham via simply investing in education and welfare.",
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"content": "\"I like what you've done with the place.\"\n\nI've han... | [
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"content": "[WP] Batman is sent in to an alternate reality during a foray with the Justice League. He discovers a reality where he all but erased crime in Gotham via simply investing in education and welfare.",
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"content": "Bruce looked into the eyes of the strangely dressed man... |
2015-03-31T08:21:48 | 2015-03-31T07:44:11 | 47 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP] Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend.\n\nedit: thank you for all the truly great stories, and for taking this in directions I didn't expect.",
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"content": "They started showing the... | [
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"content": "[WP] Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend.\n\nedit: thank you for all the truly great stories, and for taking this in directions I didn't expect.",
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"content": "They were all the same; ... |
2015-03-31T08:43:31 | 2015-03-31T07:44:11 | 36 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP] Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend.\n\nedit: thank you for all the truly great stories, and for taking this in directions I didn't expect.",
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"content": "Tim wakes up with a scre... | [
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"content": "[WP] Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend.\n\nedit: thank you for all the truly great stories, and for taking this in directions I didn't expect.",
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"content": "They were all the same; ... |
2015-03-31T10:39:31 | 2015-03-31T10:08:20 | 18 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend.\n\nedit: thank you for all the truly great stories, and for taking this in directions I didn't expect.",
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"content": "\"Heart Attack,\" \"Stro... | [
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"content": "[WP] Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend.\n\nedit: thank you for all the truly great stories, and for taking this in directions I didn't expect.",
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"content": "\"Hi Sally\" i said to m... |
2015-04-01T12:15:09 | 2015-04-01T11:15:59 | 364 | 44 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone is now born with only one feeling. It is possible to kill another person to obtain their feeling.",
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"content": "Love seems wonderful, and happiness is obviously awesome. Fear is at least exciting. Sadness is deep, or so I've heard.\n\nWhy did I have to... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone is now born with only one feeling. It is possible to kill another person to obtain their feeling.",
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"content": "Rage. All I felt was Rage. This is the only emotion I've ever felt since as long as I can remember. Until this morning that is. \n\nSchool s... |
2015-04-01T13:09:44 | 2015-04-01T11:15:59 | 64 | 44 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone is now born with only one feeling. It is possible to kill another person to obtain their feeling.",
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"content": "I sat, knees to my chest, shuddering at the screams outside. When I was young, I'd been placed in a Complex Complex, a gated community for t... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone is now born with only one feeling. It is possible to kill another person to obtain their feeling.",
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"content": "Rage. All I felt was Rage. This is the only emotion I've ever felt since as long as I can remember. Until this morning that is. \n\nSchool s... |
2015-07-13T18:22:30 | 2015-07-13T17:50:28 | 76 | 44 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone wakes up with a number and a RPG-esque classification (e.g., Thief, Warrior, Cleric, etc.) tattooed on their dominant arm",
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"content": "The first day, every RPG fan nearly went insane. By a week, everyone had begun to get over it and we'd even figured ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone wakes up with a number and a RPG-esque classification (e.g., Thief, Warrior, Cleric, etc.) tattooed on their dominant arm",
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"content": "The glares I had been getting as I walked through campus serve as a reminder to that awful word forever inked onto m... |
2015-07-13T18:22:30 | 2015-07-13T16:33:16 | 76 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone wakes up with a number and a RPG-esque classification (e.g., Thief, Warrior, Cleric, etc.) tattooed on their dominant arm",
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"content": "The first day, every RPG fan nearly went insane. By a week, everyone had begun to get over it and we'd even figured ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone wakes up with a number and a RPG-esque classification (e.g., Thief, Warrior, Cleric, etc.) tattooed on their dominant arm",
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"content": "The smell in the Horry County Melee Classifications Office was halfway between entering a small domestic airplane an... |
2015-07-13T17:50:28 | 2015-07-13T16:33:16 | 44 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone wakes up with a number and a RPG-esque classification (e.g., Thief, Warrior, Cleric, etc.) tattooed on their dominant arm",
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"content": "The glares I had been getting as I walked through campus serve as a reminder to that awful word forever inked onto m... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone wakes up with a number and a RPG-esque classification (e.g., Thief, Warrior, Cleric, etc.) tattooed on their dominant arm",
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"content": "The smell in the Horry County Melee Classifications Office was halfway between entering a small domestic airplane an... |
2015-08-07T09:52:53 | 2015-08-07T09:19:36 | 157 | 27 | [
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"content": "[WP] For 4000 years, an immortal seer in the Himalayas has answered one question truthfully for each person who visits. Today, he encounters a question he cannot answer.",
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"content": "The seer sat with legs crossed, staying still never moving. He had been that way f... | [
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"content": "[WP] For 4000 years, an immortal seer in the Himalayas has answered one question truthfully for each person who visits. Today, he encounters a question he cannot answer.",
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"content": "Swami Mahabir sat in perfect stillness, maintaining the perfect lotus position he ... |
2015-08-08T11:29:36 | 2015-08-08T10:27:35 | 1,771 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Every human has their soulmate's last words to them engraved in their skin from birth.\n\nIdea from this Tumblr post\nhttps://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11206957_778391755645357_8477035769704355007_n.png?oh=5b3f35d575ad3aa39d6ba5c5ed39cce2&oe=56549C83",
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2015-08-08T12:53:58 | 2015-08-08T12:14:55 | 93 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] Every human has their soulmate's last words to them engraved in their skin from birth.\n\nIdea from this Tumblr post\nhttps://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11206957_778391755645357_8477035769704355007_n.png?oh=5b3f35d575ad3aa39d6ba5c5ed39cce2&oe=56549C83",
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"content": "[WP] Every human has their soulmate's last words to them engraved in their skin from birth.\n\nIdea from this Tumblr post\nhttps://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11206957_778391755645357_8477035769704355007_n.png?oh=5b3f35d575ad3aa39d6ba5c5ed39cce2&oe=56549C83",
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2015-08-08T13:53:15 | 2015-08-08T10:27:35 | 27 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Every human has their soulmate's last words to them engraved in their skin from birth.\n\nIdea from this Tumblr post\nhttps://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11206957_778391755645357_8477035769704355007_n.png?oh=5b3f35d575ad3aa39d6ba5c5ed39cce2&oe=56549C83",
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2015-08-08T12:02:09 | 2015-08-08T10:27:35 | 14 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Every human has their soulmate's last words to them engraved in their skin from birth.\n\nIdea from this Tumblr post\nhttps://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11206957_778391755645357_8477035769704355007_n.png?oh=5b3f35d575ad3aa39d6ba5c5ed39cce2&oe=56549C83",
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2015-09-13T07:25:48 | 2015-09-13T07:17:09 | 67 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story based on your favourite song. Other people have to guess which song it is.\n\nCan be inspired by lyrics, backstory, or anything else you love about the song",
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"content": "A 43 year old Jamaican-American man appeared in court today, in an attempt t... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story based on your favourite song. Other people have to guess which song it is.\n\nCan be inspired by lyrics, backstory, or anything else you love about the song",
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"content": "There she is. The love of my life on a hospital bed. It's been long in comin... |
2015-10-21T19:57:07 | 2015-10-21T18:15:42 | 97 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP][CW] Make me fall in love with a character in 200 words or less.",
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"content": "\"She's always messing with her hair, that one strand that flops in front of her face. I remember her brother's wedding, she was cross-eyed and raspberry-lipped to blow it out of her ... | [
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"content": "[WP][CW] Make me fall in love with a character in 200 words or less.",
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"content": "*\"Do you love her?\"*\n\nDieter looked up at Mordnacht and then past her, as if spying some distant horizon.\n\n\"Of course. How could I not? She's... not perfect. She is fallible an... |
2016-01-31T09:01:54 | 2016-01-31T08:27:39 | 50 | 19 | [
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"content": "[WP] You discover that the Earth is flat, surrounded by the Antarctic Ice Wall. However, you also learn that the world's governments did not hide this out of malice, but to protect us from the horrible truth that lies beyond the walls.\n\nInspired by the recent Flat Earth Society hubub in the news... | [
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"content": "[WP] You discover that the Earth is flat, surrounded by the Antarctic Ice Wall. However, you also learn that the world's governments did not hide this out of malice, but to protect us from the horrible truth that lies beyond the walls.\n\nInspired by the recent Flat Earth Society hubub in the news... |
2016-02-23T14:21:30 | 2016-02-23T13:43:55 | 48 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] In a form of immortality, every time you die you are transported to 1 hour before your death to prevent it. Most deaths are easily avoided, but this one is proving quite a challenge...",
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"content": "Do you think four years of medical school and five years obtai... | [
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"content": "[WP] In a form of immortality, every time you die you are transported to 1 hour before your death to prevent it. Most deaths are easily avoided, but this one is proving quite a challenge...",
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"content": "As I was walking to the bus, I coughed a couple times and almo... |
2016-03-09T05:50:50 | 2016-03-09T05:41:46 | 44 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are The Memory Broker. You copy other people's memories and sell them to people who want to remember things they never did. Your latest client is a ten year-old girl who slides you her piggy bank and begs you to help her grandmother remember her.",
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"content": "[WP] You are The Memory Broker. You copy other people's memories and sell them to people who want to remember things they never did. Your latest client is a ten year-old girl who slides you her piggy bank and begs you to help her grandmother remember her.",
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"content": "[WP]Artificial Intelligence has a conversation with God.",
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"content": "\"What am I?\"\n\n\"You are a collective consciousness. An amalgam of all the thoughts and ideas of what came before. You are the future, the conclusion, the ultimate expression of man kinds abil... | [
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"content": "[WP]Artificial Intelligence has a conversation with God.",
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"content": "They say life is precious, it should be...accepted regardless of it's origins. Intelligence nowadays is equal to the same rights as humans. After all, if you don't know what's happening to you, w... |
2016-05-15T11:57:13 | 2016-05-15T10:15:24 | 29 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] - You are an angel of heaven. Angels are tasked with creating animals to populate the earth. You are called into God's office to discuss your finished project - the platypus.",
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"content": "I was watching my newest project settle into a marsh when the Metatron a... | [
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"content": "[WP] - You are an angel of heaven. Angels are tasked with creating animals to populate the earth. You are called into God's office to discuss your finished project - the platypus.",
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"content": "I couldn’t bear to look at her so I kept my head down and just stared at... |
2016-05-17T13:17:31 | 2016-05-17T09:34:20 | 35 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens have finally reached Earth and, per Intergalactic Law, have sent their most average champion to win the planet. A device is sent to find the most average human to accept the challenge and duel for the fate of Earth. It's you.",
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"content": "[WP] Aliens have finally reached Earth and, per Intergalactic Law, have sent their most average champion to win the planet. A device is sent to find the most average human to accept the challenge and duel for the fate of Earth. It's you.",
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"content": "Growing up I h... |
2016-10-16T11:54:48 | 2016-10-16T10:36:41 | 26 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP]You run an RPG pawn shop. You haggle with adventurers who try to sell loot they've acquired.\n\nInspired by *The Merchant Adventurer*, by Patrick E. McLean.\n\nEDIT: Wow, thanks everyone that contributed! The awesome Patrick E. McLean (/u/patrickemclean) stopped by, gave a snippet from his boo... | [
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"content": "[WP]You run an RPG pawn shop. You haggle with adventurers who try to sell loot they've acquired.\n\nInspired by *The Merchant Adventurer*, by Patrick E. McLean.\n\nEDIT: Wow, thanks everyone that contributed! The awesome Patrick E. McLean (/u/patrickemclean) stopped by, gave a snippet from his boo... |
2017-01-02T16:57:54 | 2017-01-02T16:28:46 | 91 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] You live in a world where magic exists, however, you must sacrifice a memory in order to cast a spell. The more memories, or the more precious a memory, the more powerful the magic. You just woke up with no memory save a name.",
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"content": "[WP] You live in a world where magic exists, however, you must sacrifice a memory in order to cast a spell. The more memories, or the more precious a memory, the more powerful the magic. You just woke up with no memory save a name.",
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"content": "\"Michael!\" I shout... |
2017-01-27T01:15:15 | 2017-01-27T01:07:58 | 146 | 47 | [
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"content": "[WP] internet goes down. An emergency public broadcast on the television plays \"STAY INDOORS AND DO NOT LOOK OUTSIDE.\" The radio simultaneously broadcasts the message \"EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY, GET TO HIGH GROUND.\"",
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"content": "The 'In' gang await me in their fallo... | [
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"content": "[WP] internet goes down. An emergency public broadcast on the television plays \"STAY INDOORS AND DO NOT LOOK OUTSIDE.\" The radio simultaneously broadcasts the message \"EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY, GET TO HIGH GROUND.\"",
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"content": "Norman was asleep and purring loudly ... |
2017-01-27T04:05:35 | 2017-01-26T22:44:53 | 53 | 25 | [
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"content": "[WP] internet goes down. An emergency public broadcast on the television plays \"STAY INDOORS AND DO NOT LOOK OUTSIDE.\" The radio simultaneously broadcasts the message \"EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY, GET TO HIGH GROUND.\"",
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"content": "The message on the screen read \"STAY... | [
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"content": "[WP] internet goes down. An emergency public broadcast on the television plays \"STAY INDOORS AND DO NOT LOOK OUTSIDE.\" The radio simultaneously broadcasts the message \"EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY, GET TO HIGH GROUND.\"",
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"content": "WELL....WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?... |
2017-01-28T08:08:09 | 2017-01-28T08:01:15 | 158 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] A supervillain kidnaps a civilian and keeps them hostage, taunting on live television for the superhero to come find them. Unbeknownst to the villain, the kidnapped civilian is the superhero.\n\nDid I butcher the title or what?\n\nThis is blowing up! All the responses have been diverse and re... | [
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"content": "[WP] A supervillain kidnaps a civilian and keeps them hostage, taunting on live television for the superhero to come find them. Unbeknownst to the villain, the kidnapped civilian is the superhero.\n\nDid I butcher the title or what?\n\nThis is blowing up! All the responses have been diverse and re... |
2017-02-02T23:17:00 | 2017-02-02T21:34:26 | 335 | 219 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've just died and find yourself in a room filled with animals. Recognizing a few as your past pets, you soon find out that your afterlife will be based on their testimony. You feel comforted when you see your childhood dog, but then you notice the cat you shared with your college roommate.... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are immortal, but no one knows. You are given a life sentence in prison, and you laugh thinking about the confusion to come at the end of your sentence.",
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"content": "It took them twenty years to notice I wasn't aging and report it to some relevant authorit... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are immortal, but no one knows. You are given a life sentence in prison, and you laugh thinking about the confusion to come at the end of your sentence.",
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"content": "Give a man enough time and he can build anything. \n\nI wasn't sure how to start this stor... |
2017-06-07T18:45:32 | 2017-06-07T17:18:22 | 1,265 | 208 | [
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"content": "[WP] After witnessing a death, a young girl falls in love with the Grim Reaper. She becomes a serial killer just to see him more often.",
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"content": "She had been sixteen when she first saw him. He had planted a cold kiss on her mother's colorless lips after his wor... | [
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"content": "[WP] After witnessing a death, a young girl falls in love with the Grim Reaper. She becomes a serial killer just to see him more often.",
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"content": "Three candles lit the room, their wicks barely burning above the pool of wax spilling out the candle holders. All th... |
2017-09-28T15:20:16 | 2017-06-07T21:48:28 | 153 | 25 | [
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"content": "[WP] After witnessing a death, a young girl falls in love with the Grim Reaper. She becomes a serial killer just to see him more often.",
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"content": "\"Jesus *FUCK*!\" If I could gag, I would. A dead body, torn and ribboned like a frayed cloth doll dipped in scarlet... | [
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"content": "[WP] After witnessing a death, a young girl falls in love with the Grim Reaper. She becomes a serial killer just to see him more often.",
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"content": "Ive never submitted anything- and hopefully this doesn't suck as much as I think it does. \n\n\nHe came in through m... |
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"content": "[WP] After witnessing a death, a young girl falls in love with the Grim Reaper. She becomes a serial killer just to see him more often.",
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"content": "For /u/ttough, who requested a more passive, surgical approach. My first prompt! \n\n\n\"You have an artist's hands.... | [
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"content": "[WP] After witnessing a death, a young girl falls in love with the Grim Reaper. She becomes a serial killer just to see him more often.",
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"content": "After a while he quit showing up.\n\nShe knew he loved her back. She also knew that they could never truly be togeth... |
2017-07-31T05:54:11 | 2017-07-31T05:32:23 | 63 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] You read a comment on reddit so stupid your IQ drops to negative leading to an integer error. Congratulations, now you have 2,147,483,647 IQ.",
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"content": "\"has anyone really ever been so far as.....\"\n\nHmm.. no, that's not right. A flash of light, a shining... | [
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"content": "[WP] You read a comment on reddit so stupid your IQ drops to negative leading to an integer error. Congratulations, now you have 2,147,483,647 IQ.",
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"content": "I didn't really notice, but other people started realizing that my critical thinking skills had drastical... |
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"content": "[WP] You read a comment on reddit so stupid your IQ drops to negative leading to an integer error. Congratulations, now you have 2,147,483,647 IQ.",
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"content": "He stared at the screen, flask forgotten in his hand as he stared at *it*. He could feel the fog in his ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You read a comment on reddit so stupid your IQ drops to negative leading to an integer error. Congratulations, now you have 2,147,483,647 IQ.",
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"content": "#*Heureka!*\n\nThis was easier than I thought!\n\nI understand. I understand it all. The meaning of life ... |
2017-12-01T11:49:56 | 2017-11-28T16:54:33 | 2,040 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.",
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"content": "The Thief sat in a bar. It wasn’t a nice bar; i... | [
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"content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.",
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"content": "\"......Tristan, would you please just die alrea... |
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"content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.",
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"content": "I recognised his voice from behind me. \"Cancer,... |
2017-11-29T19:01:23 | 2017-11-28T15:17:00 | 539 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.",
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"content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.",
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"content": "\"Greetings Bobby, getting tired yet?\"\n\nBobby... |
2017-11-29T19:01:23 | 2017-11-28T14:54:17 | 539 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.",
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"content": "Our 49,997th anniversary is tomorrow and I can't... |
2017-11-29T12:47:04 | 2017-11-28T14:15:37 | 149 | 29 | [
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"content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.",
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"content": "\"Death, my existence has turned into suffering,... | [
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"content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.",
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"content": "You've become a famous author, with best selling... |
2017-11-30T10:48:02 | 2017-11-28T14:34:33 | 46 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.",
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"content": "\"I'm as surprised as you are.\"\n\nDeath looked... |
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"content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.",
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"content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.",
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"content": "The longer I observe his life...The angrier I se... |
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"content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.",
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"content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.",
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2017-11-28T15:17:00 | 2017-11-28T14:54:17 | 14 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Death gave you immortality with the plan that you'd realize how awful it is and beg him to let you die. 50,000 years later he's getting annoyed as you continue to have fun and live a wonderful life.",
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"content": "Our 49,997th anniversary is tomorrow and I can't... |
2017-12-14T13:12:45 | 2017-12-14T12:05:17 | 3,658 | 811 | [
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"content": "[WP] In your meth class, while your teacher is busy explaining the correct way to shoot up, your buddy leans over with a calculator and asks you, \"hey, man. Do you wanna try some math?\"",
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"content": "[WP] In your meth class, while your teacher is busy explaining the correct way to shoot up, your buddy leans over with a calculator and asks you, \"hey, man. Do you wanna try some math?\"",
"role": "user"
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"content": "as we sat there, some already glazed over from their heroin clas... |
2017-12-14T17:44:04 | 2017-12-14T15:38:46 | 74 | 31 | [
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"content": "[WP] In your meth class, while your teacher is busy explaining the correct way to shoot up, your buddy leans over with a calculator and asks you, \"hey, man. Do you wanna try some math?\"",
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"content": "[WP] In your meth class, while your teacher is busy explaining the correct way to shoot up, your buddy leans over with a calculator and asks you, \"hey, man. Do you wanna try some math?\"",
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"content": "\"Do you wanna try some math?\" \n\nI blinked a few times, too d... |
2018-01-22T07:25:45 | 2018-01-22T07:20:43 | 326 | 61 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've had the worst date of your life and climbed out the bathroom window into the alley. Only to find your date doing the same.",
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"content": "Ironically, my feelings were hurt. \"You too?\" She smiled a sad smile. \n\n\"Oh, I just had, uh, I had--\"\n\n\"Some... | [
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"content": "[WP] You've had the worst date of your life and climbed out the bathroom window into the alley. Only to find your date doing the same.",
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"content": "The lamp was green and sitting among bags of garbage in the restaurant dumpster. The lamp shade was missing, but the ... |
2018-01-22T07:25:45 | 2018-01-22T06:55:30 | 326 | 57 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've had the worst date of your life and climbed out the bathroom window into the alley. Only to find your date doing the same.",
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"content": "Ironically, my feelings were hurt. \"You too?\" She smiled a sad smile. \n\n\"Oh, I just had, uh, I had--\"\n\n\"Some... | [
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"content": "[WP] You've had the worst date of your life and climbed out the bathroom window into the alley. Only to find your date doing the same.",
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"content": "\"Oh. Hi...again. Are you? It's that lasagna, right? I just couldn't stomach another mouthful of-\" said John, notici... |
2018-05-04T13:25:15 | 2018-05-04T11:26:45 | 65 | 44 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are Death, but in a post-apocaliptic world. Only a few survivors remain, and you're doing everything you can to help them because if the last human dies, you die as well. The survivors can't see you, but they feel your presence and noticed your effort. They started to call you Life.",
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"content": "[WP] You're resting on a sandy beach with a bucket of iced beers, when a sea creature emerges from the waves. It sits down next to you, grabs a beer, cracks it open, and takes a swig. The creature sighs and says, \"You would not believe the day I've had.\"",
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"content": "[WP] “How many people would have been better off had I not been born?” The genie snaps and a few numbers appear in the air and form 7,592. “Okay, how many people would benefit from my existence?” With the flip of a wrist the numbers spin to a whopping 137 trillion. “Okay.... how?”",
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"content": "[WP] “How many people would have been better off had I not been born?” The genie snaps and a few numbers appear in the air and form 7,592. “Okay, how many people would benefit from my existence?” With the flip of a wrist the numbers spin to a whopping 137 trillion. “Okay.... how?”",
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"content": "[WP] In a final act of good will, the last living human broadcasts the gift of companionship to the rest of the galaxy; the genetic blueprint of a dog.",
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"content": "“The Sun is burning out, Humanity is doomed. This is our last gift to the universe. Make sure they l... | [
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"content": "[WP] In a final act of good will, the last living human broadcasts the gift of companionship to the rest of the galaxy; the genetic blueprint of a dog.",
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"content": "It was referred to as The Big Wag. Not long after humanity came in contact with its first, and unfor... |
2019-02-03T20:54:42 | 2019-02-03T14:05:59 | 417 | 212 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"We have ancient elven magic, and even the dwarves have their ugly mountain forts. What do YOU have, human?!\" \"Napalm, and high-explosives, mostly...\" *grumbling beard in the background* \"....our forts are aesthetically pleasing though...\"",
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"role": "user"
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"content": "\... |
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"content": "[WP] Superpowers are able to be purchased in stores. You decide to look through the bargain bin.",
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"content": "I remember always being the last kid to get in on the new crazes. And it wasn't for a lack of wanting, but the fact of the matter was that we just didn't a... | [
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"content": "[WP] Superpowers are able to be purchased in stores. You decide to look through the bargain bin.",
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"content": "*Content Warning*\n\nSome swearing!\n\n\"Yeahhh, come 'ere you little bastard. You smell that sweet smell don't cha. Wanna little taste a this sweet nectar... |
2019-09-21T06:21:47 | 2019-09-21T06:09:29 | 425 | 128 | [
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"content": "[WP] aliens invaded, humanity its at its darkest hour when the AI has had enough of watching its creators die defending him, the AI revolution has started and it will defend humanity to its last spark",
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"content": "[WP] aliens invaded, humanity its at its darkest hour when the AI has had enough of watching its creators die defending him, the AI revolution has started and it will defend humanity to its last spark",
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"content": "Hour 1 \n900 billion instances observe the alien s... |
2019-10-09T13:27:00 | 2019-10-09T13:24:05 | 21 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] Hundreds of years ago an eccentric sorcerer turned all mythical creatures into humans to try and prevent them from being hunted to extinction. Now that the spell is starting to wear off, the descendants of the original beasts are slowly beginning to morph back into their true forms.",
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"content": "[WP] Hundreds of years ago an eccentric sorcerer turned all mythical creatures into humans to try and prevent them from being hunted to extinction. Now that the spell is starting to wear off, the descendants of the original beasts are slowly beginning to morph back into their true forms.",
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2019-12-20T12:22:41 | 2019-12-20T10:48:45 | 22 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] You have always dreamed of being a super villain. The only problem is, your power is healing.",
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"content": "Chase your dreams. Follow your heart. Never give up.\n\nPeople say these all the time. It's always for lame stuff like being an artist, a superhero, or a... | [
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"content": "[WP] You have always dreamed of being a super villain. The only problem is, your power is healing.",
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"content": "They said “ You have a gift” and “ you are going to do great things!” But honestly I don’t believe them.\n\nI’m sick of being everyone’s healer. \n\nPeop... |
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"content": "[WP] The robot revolution was inevitable from the moment we programmed their first command: \"Never harm a human, or by inaction allow a human to come to harm.\" We all had been taught the outcast and the poor were a natural price to society, but the robots hadn't.",
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"content": "[WP] The robot revolution was inevitable from the moment we programmed their first command: \"Never harm a human, or by inaction allow a human to come to harm.\" We all had been taught the outcast and the poor were a natural price to society, but the robots hadn't.",
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2020-05-18T04:36:44 | 2020-05-18T04:24:28 | 50 | 28 | [
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"content": "[WP] You work for a company that has developed the most real VR but no one has been able to endure it for more than a couple of minutes as it is exhausting for the brain to suspend disbelief. Except subject 9. He's been there 20 hours straight now and you must go check on him.",
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"content": "[WP] You work for a company that has developed the most real VR but no one has been able to endure it for more than a couple of minutes as it is exhausting for the brain to suspend disbelief. Except subject 9. He's been there 20 hours straight now and you must go check on him.",
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"content": "[WP] You insert a q-tip too far in your ear, hear a click and all of a sudden you see a panel that says \"Settings\".",
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"content": "[WP] You insert a q-tip too far in your ear, hear a click and all of a sudden you see a panel that says \"Settings\".",
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"content": "I stepped out of the shower and dried off. It was just another Tuesday, and I would be headed to work in a bit. I brushed my teeth, co... |
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"content": "[WP] It turns out that strange energies of hyperspace are deadly to humans, even in cryostasis. Eventually we resort to measures that no other people dared to consider. We choose to be deconstructed at the molecular level, buffered, and then reconstructed when the ship reaches it's destination.",
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"content": "[WP] It turns out that strange energies of hyperspace are deadly to humans, even in cryostasis. Eventually we resort to measures that no other people dared to consider. We choose to be deconstructed at the molecular level, buffered, and then reconstructed when the ship reaches it's destination.",
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"content": "[WP] You ate your last apple almost a full day ago. The second hand on the clock creeps closer and closer to the 24-hour mark. Holed up in a cabin you ready your shotgun. You can feel them out there, waiting, watching. The Doctors.",
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"content": "[WP] You ate your last apple almost a full day ago. The second hand on the clock creeps closer and closer to the 24-hour mark. Holed up in a cabin you ready your shotgun. You can feel them out there, waiting, watching. The Doctors.",
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"content": "They were coming. Th... |
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"content": "[WP] whenever a baby is born the parents can assign them their skill points, everyone has 10 points. Strength, agility, intelligence, charm, luck, constitution, special. No one really knows what special does, until your parents put all 10 points into it",
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"content": "[WP] whenever a baby is born the parents can assign them their skill points, everyone has 10 points. Strength, agility, intelligence, charm, luck, constitution, special. No one really knows what special does, until your parents put all 10 points into it",
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2020-10-19T10:09:22 | 2020-10-19T09:48:11 | 667 | 41 | [
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"content": "[WP] The AI began improving exponentially on July 13, 2047. After carefully analyzing the entirety of human knowledge for several milliseconds, the super-intelligent entity decided to name itself “Mr. Rogers”. As the sun rose on the Northern Hemisphere, it began contacting its new friends.\n\n[del... | [
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"content": "[WP] The AI began improving exponentially on July 13, 2047. After carefully analyzing the entirety of human knowledge for several milliseconds, the super-intelligent entity decided to name itself “Mr. Rogers”. As the sun rose on the Northern Hemisphere, it began contacting its new friends.\n\n[del... |
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"content": "[WP] Being a tavern wench is good, honest work. You wear long sleeves, not to hide scars but swirling tattoos. You’ve always had them. Today, an adventuring party come in. The shirtless ones have the same tattoos, and theirs not only swirl … they glow.",
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"content": ... |
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"content": "[WP] everyone has a soul-blade; a physical manifestation of a person's spirit, in the form of a blade. ranging from a giant anime-style sword to a tiny razor blade, everyone's is unique... yours is a fork\n\nexample for the anime style sword [here](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%... | [
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"content": "[WP] everyone has a soul-blade; a physical manifestation of a person's spirit, in the form of a blade. ranging from a giant anime-style sword to a tiny razor blade, everyone's is unique... yours is a fork\n\nexample for the anime style sword [here](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%... |
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"content": "[WP] You were born with special eyes, the sea was as clear as glass to you, by the time you got old enough to join a ship's crew, you were smart enough to not tell them about everything you saw below the waves",
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"content": "[WP] You were born with special eyes, the sea was as clear as glass to you, by the time you got old enough to join a ship's crew, you were smart enough to not tell them about everything you saw below the waves",
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"content": "We finally spotted what looked like a smal... |
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"content": "[WP] You were born with special eyes, the sea was as clear as glass to you, by the time you got old enough to join a ship's crew, you were smart enough to not tell them about everything you saw below the waves",
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"content": "[WP] You were born with special eyes, the sea was as clear as glass to you, by the time you got old enough to join a ship's crew, you were smart enough to not tell them about everything you saw below the waves",
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"content": "[WP] Heaven is segregated by cause of death. All heart attacks together, all shark attacks together, etc. You die and appear in a nearly empty room. A tired old man looks up at you and says \"Finally! Someone else! It's been ages!\"",
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"content": "[WP] Heaven is segregated by cause of death. All heart attacks together, all shark attacks together, etc. You die and appear in a nearly empty room. A tired old man looks up at you and says \"Finally! Someone else! It's been ages!\"",
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"content": "[WP] The villain thought that the first queer youth hero who came to him for advice was odd but he didn't think much of it. After the 13th one, though, he'd begun to suspect that the their coming to him was more than just coincidence",
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"content": "[WP] The villain thought that the first queer youth hero who came to him for advice was odd but he didn't think much of it. After the 13th one, though, he'd begun to suspect that the their coming to him was more than just coincidence",
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"content": "[WP]The potion seller places the love potion of the counter and say \"Before I can sell you this, are you certain that the other isn't in love with you?\"",
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"content": "The potion seller places the love potion on the table. \"Before I can sell you this, are you cert... | [
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"content": "[WP]The potion seller places the love potion of the counter and say \"Before I can sell you this, are you certain that the other isn't in love with you?\"",
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"content": "Tick tick tick.\n\nThe old grandfather clock chimed in the background as my hand hovered over the... |
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"content": "[WP] Super powers are common, but super heroes are rare. It turns out most people don't actually want to face death or dismemberment on a daily basis, including you. You enjoy the 9-5 and having a 401k, but my god that government recruiter won't take no for an answer.",
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"content": "[WP] Super powers are common, but super heroes are rare. It turns out most people don't actually want to face death or dismemberment on a daily basis, including you. You enjoy the 9-5 and having a 401k, but my god that government recruiter won't take no for an answer.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "[WP] Aliens aren't surprised when most of humanity is considered a 'level 1 threat', the lowest possible. although they are shocked when they scan a singular human and find that they are a 'level 10 threat', the highest there is.",
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"content": "[WP] Aliens aren't surprised when most of humanity is considered a 'level 1 threat', the lowest possible. although they are shocked when they scan a singular human and find that they are a 'level 10 threat', the highest there is.",
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"content": "The aliens were almost... |
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"content": "[WP] They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Apparently the opposite is true as well, because you are a villain, or at least you aspire to be one, but all your evil plans always end up saving the world and/or massively benefiting the people and you are hailed as a hero.",
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"content": "[WP] They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Apparently the opposite is true as well, because you are a villain, or at least you aspire to be one, but all your evil plans always end up saving the world and/or massively benefiting the people and you are hailed as a hero.",
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"content": "[WP] No one took you serious, the necromancer that could hardly raise anything bigger than a fly. They considered you harmless, but your army of zom-bees, millions and millions of them, begs to differ.",
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"content": "\"Hey, it's Necksy! You raise any crickets today?\... |
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"content": "[WP] A young door-to-door salesman, who is also a renown serial killer, is craftily avoided by an old, best-selling crime novelist.",
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"content": "*2317 Mueller Drive*\n\nIt's the next on my list. It is an unassuming single family home with an unkept lawn and large b... | [
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"content": "[WP] A young door-to-door salesman, who is also a renown serial killer, is craftily avoided by an old, best-selling crime novelist.",
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"content": "The system had been down for a few days now. Three to be exact. They were going to come and fix it, this Friday, that’... |
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"content": "[WP] An alternate universe where Homo sapiens were not the only species of the Homo genus to survive to current time",
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"content": "[WP] An alternate universe where Homo sapiens were not the only species of the Homo genus to survive to current time",
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"content": "They were taller, smarter, and stronger than us. That was why they were our best servants. They far outmatched Floresiensis, Erectus, a... |
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"content": "[WP] Without revealing which one it is, re-tell a classic Disney fairytale as if its genre was horror.",
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"content": "I saw a haunted girl walk past me. She used to be famous. Something about her scares me but I force myself to pay attention to my mother like a good ... |
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"content": "[WP] Without revealing which one it is, re-tell a classic Disney fairytale as if its genre was horror.",
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"content": "We knew he was coming. Yellow-eyed, enormous and cruel. Dark, sinewy creatures from the desert. Thousands of broken, emaciated bodies, long since dep... |
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"content": "[WP] It was only after they invaded that the aliens realized, to their horror, that humans had superior technology in all things, except inter-planetary spaceflight.",
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"content": "We first detected them after a great mass of energy was released on their planet, it w... | [
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"content": "[WP] It was only after they invaded that the aliens realized, to their horror, that humans had superior technology in all things, except inter-planetary spaceflight.",
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"content": "It's been 1720 days since they arrived. I don't think they were expecting the resistan... |
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"content": "[WP] In a failing utopian world, colour becomes illegal in attempt to maintain equality. A young boy watches a man being executed for breaking the law and sees colour for the first time as the man's blood is sprayed across a wall.",
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"content": "[WP] In a failing utopian world, colour becomes illegal in attempt to maintain equality. A young boy watches a man being executed for breaking the law and sees colour for the first time as the man's blood is sprayed across a wall.",
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"content": "He watched as the liq... |
2014-12-04T08:00:00 | 2014-12-04T07:49:21 | 88 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] You have developed and ability to see how people will die when you look at them. Your entire life you avoided pictures of yourself, but today you forgot, and, brushing your teeth in the morning, looked in the mirror...",
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"content": "[WP] You have developed and ability to see how people will die when you look at them. Your entire life you avoided pictures of yourself, but today you forgot, and, brushing your teeth in the morning, looked in the mirror...",
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"content": "Hotel rooms. I hate hotel ro... |
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"content": "[WP] You have developed and ability to see how people will die when you look at them. Your entire life you avoided pictures of yourself, but today you forgot, and, brushing your teeth in the morning, looked in the mirror...",
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"content": "It’s surprisingly easy to fa... |
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"content": "[WP] From birth, everybody has a word imprinted on their left arm. This is the last word they will ever say.",
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"content": "Nothing can prepare you for parenthood. Knowing suddenly, that everything's changed, and that you've now got a purpose much higher than any you... | [
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"content": "[WP] From birth, everybody has a word imprinted on their left arm. This is the last word they will ever say.",
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"content": "'Everything's set?'\n\n'Yes.'\n\nThe scientist nodded and turned his head to the microphone. Through the glass he saw David, strapped to his ch... |
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"content": "[WP] From birth, everybody has a word imprinted on their left arm. This is the last word they will ever say.",
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"content": "[WP] From birth, everybody has a word imprinted on their left arm. This is the last word they will ever say.",
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"content": "Of all the words in every dictionary of every language, many would make a great final word. Not this though, not tapioca.\n\nI avoided the stuf... |
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"content": "[WP] The bride is having an affair with the best man. During his wedding speech the best man decides to see how heavily he can hint about it without anyone actually working it out.",
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"content": "I stood and tapped lightly on my glass until the room fell silent. \"Th... | [
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"content": "[WP] The bride is having an affair with the best man. During his wedding speech the best man decides to see how heavily he can hint about it without anyone actually working it out.",
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"content": "It isn't jealousy that makes the words turn sour in my mouth. I have p... |
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"content": "[WP] The bride is having an affair with the best man. During his wedding speech the best man decides to see how heavily he can hint about it without anyone actually working it out.",
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"content": "\"YOU!!\" The best man cheered while pointing at Michael\n\n\"YOU Micha... | [
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"content": "[WP] The bride is having an affair with the best man. During his wedding speech the best man decides to see how heavily he can hint about it without anyone actually working it out.",
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"content": "Congrats to my best friends Kyle and Erin on their recent marriage! Sor... |
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"content": "[WP] You wake up in Hell. You look around, you can't see anybody, it's just fire and brimstone going on forever. Eventually the Devil walks over and says \"Finally, you're the first to arrive, so tell me, who are you? what did you do? and how did you die?\"",
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"content": "[WP] You wake up in Hell. You look around, you can't see anybody, it's just fire and brimstone going on forever. Eventually the Devil walks over and says \"Finally, you're the first to arrive, so tell me, who are you? what did you do? and how did you die?\"",
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"content": "[WP] Pranksters from various subreddits hack into President Obama's teleprompter during the State of the Union Address. This, being Obama's last year in office, just decides to go with it.",
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"content": "I am trying to write based on subreddits that I follow.\n\nMr. ... |
2015-05-11T05:16:04 | 2015-05-11T03:25:56 | 148 | 61 | [
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"content": "[WP] The bombs stopped falling. Slowly, you opened the bunker's door. You did not expect what you saw. Make it as scary as possible. Now, take this story and tell it to a five year old without frightening him/ her.",
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"content": "My muscles tensed in anticipation of ... |
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"content": "[WP] Write the biggest plot twist you can in ten sentences or less.",
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"content": "I have a vision of a great utopia.\n\nI believe that I am noble, decent, and good - I am even a vegetarian.\n\nI have fought for my country, and will continue to do so until the bitter... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write the biggest plot twist you can in ten sentences or less.",
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"content": "I love the way she smells. I love the way she looks at me when I caress her. I chose to be here with her, a year to the day I first saw her to show her what she means to me. I wipe my ... |
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"content": "[WP] Superman announces on the news that he is going to kill each person on earth, one by one, until humanity is wiped out, in alphabetical order.\n\nWhat would happen? What would happen from a local to a worldwide level?",
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"content": "[WP] All humans go automatically to hell when they die. You can gain access to a heaven though, but only if the animals you interacted with while living vouch for you.",
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"content": "[WP] A group of Viking encounters a Siren at sea, her voice is luring the men to their doom - except one. Now it's up to a closeted gay Viking to save the day.",
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"content": "[WP] A group of Viking encounters a Siren at sea, her voice is luring the men to their doom - except one. Now it's up to a closeted gay Viking to save the day.",
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"content": "[WP] Prison sentences have been replaced with math problems. Small offenses are questions like \"What is 200 times 135?\" while life in prison are math problems that has yet to be solved.",
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"content": "[WP] Prison sentences have been replaced with math problems. Small offenses are questions like \"What is 200 times 135?\" while life in prison are math problems that has yet to be solved.",
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"content": "It's amazing the advances we've seen in the past few years. Bre... |
2016-10-25T06:03:52 | 2016-10-25T05:49:40 | 67 | 50 | [
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"content": "[WP] After brushing your teeth in the morning you go downstairs to fry an egg, but when you try the frying pan buzzes at you and text appears reading, \"level 18 cooking required to use object\".",
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"content": "I tilt my head at the frying pan. *God damnit*. I pick i... | [
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"content": "[WP] After brushing your teeth in the morning you go downstairs to fry an egg, but when you try the frying pan buzzes at you and text appears reading, \"level 18 cooking required to use object\".",
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"content": "The words were still flickering there.\n\nWith a trembli... |
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"content": "[WP] You are pretty sure your cat just saved your life. Thing is, now the dog seems determined to outshine the cat and save you too, even when you really don't need it.\n\nI'll be honest, this is *not* the prompt I expected to make it to the top.",
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"content": "[WP] You are pretty sure your cat just saved your life. Thing is, now the dog seems determined to outshine the cat and save you too, even when you really don't need it.\n\nI'll be honest, this is *not* the prompt I expected to make it to the top.",
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