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2015-06-09T09:15:22
2015-06-09T06:57:13
168
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[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Growing up in the north, you get pretty used to the sounds of nighttime wildlife. Owls hooting, dogs howling, racoons rooting through your garbage. Sometimes you get ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My wife slept besides our newborn, too exhausted to remain awake during her feeding. The doctor said not to nurse while sleeping to avoid rolling and smothering the b...
2015-06-09T09:15:22
2015-06-09T08:26:32
168
34
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Growing up in the north, you get pretty used to the sounds of nighttime wildlife. Owls hooting, dogs howling, racoons rooting through your garbage. Sometimes you get ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"...nothing but corn, hicks, and bullshit.\" Ron gestured wildly into the endless cornfields in front of him as he finished his rant. \"You've gotta come with me whe...
2015-06-09T09:15:22
2015-06-09T07:02:35
168
31
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Growing up in the north, you get pretty used to the sounds of nighttime wildlife. Owls hooting, dogs howling, racoons rooting through your garbage. Sometimes you get ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Why do I burn the bodies?\"\n\nHe doesn't know. He can’t comprehend his fascination. The gatekeeper drops the corpses down the chute, and he watches the limp bodies...
2015-06-09T09:15:22
2015-06-09T08:18:50
168
28
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Growing up in the north, you get pretty used to the sounds of nighttime wildlife. Owls hooting, dogs howling, racoons rooting through your garbage. Sometimes you get ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They called it *Being Awake*.\n\nWe called it *Redundant*.\n\nIt was the same every morning when they awoke. Silence followed by sudden movements and chilled screams ...
2015-06-09T09:15:22
2015-06-09T09:01:47
168
14
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Growing up in the north, you get pretty used to the sounds of nighttime wildlife. Owls hooting, dogs howling, racoons rooting through your garbage. Sometimes you get ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I pull into the driveway after a long day of work. The kids' bikes aren't thrown in the yard and the lawn has been mowed, just like I asked my son to do this morning....
2015-06-09T09:15:22
2015-06-09T08:29:07
168
11
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Growing up in the north, you get pretty used to the sounds of nighttime wildlife. Owls hooting, dogs howling, racoons rooting through your garbage. Sometimes you get ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I don’t know why, but I’ve always loved digging.\n\nWhen I was a kid, I would dig and dig until my hands were raw. One time, I scraped my fingernails off trying to br...
2015-06-09T07:44:17
2015-06-09T07:11:34
108
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[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " The tens of thousands that gathered in the crowd on that overcast winter day stood anxiously waiting, huddling next to another for warmth. Many of those arrived fro...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In 1984, an oil painting was recovered from an abandoned house somewhere in Lousiana. Mahagony frame, weathered and neglected. No signature of the artist. Perhaps it ...
2015-06-09T07:44:17
2015-06-09T07:02:35
108
31
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " The tens of thousands that gathered in the crowd on that overcast winter day stood anxiously waiting, huddling next to another for warmth. Many of those arrived fro...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Why do I burn the bodies?\"\n\nHe doesn't know. He can’t comprehend his fascination. The gatekeeper drops the corpses down the chute, and he watches the limp bodies...
2015-06-09T09:54:42
2015-06-09T07:44:49
95
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[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The room is exactly as I recall it, to the most precise detail, but this is not my home. These walls, bookshelf, the leather couch, this is a shroud pulled over somet...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I breathed heavily under the covers. A creak made me jump unwillingly. Dad wasn't here, so he didn't check the closet. What if *it* were there? What if it was waiting...
2015-06-09T09:54:42
2015-06-09T08:48:23
95
12
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The room is exactly as I recall it, to the most precise detail, but this is not my home. These walls, bookshelf, the leather couch, this is a shroud pulled over somet...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The town square sparkled like the 4th of July sky. Children's laughter filled the air; old friends were catching up. Hearing them made me think of Junior and my wife ...
2015-06-09T08:26:32
2015-06-09T07:44:49
34
23
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"...nothing but corn, hicks, and bullshit.\" Ron gestured wildly into the endless cornfields in front of him as he finished his rant. \"You've gotta come with me whe...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I breathed heavily under the covers. A creak made me jump unwillingly. Dad wasn't here, so he didn't check the closet. What if *it* were there? What if it was waiting...
2015-06-09T09:37:54
2015-06-09T08:48:23
24
12
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The wheel was pressed too far into her ribs and every breath, no matter how shallow, radiated waves of agony from deep inside her chest.\n\nShe could see, but the lig...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The town square sparkled like the 4th of July sky. Children's laughter filled the air; old friends were catching up. Hearing them made me think of Junior and my wife ...
2015-07-12T12:58:42
2015-07-12T11:37:45
119
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[ { "content": "[WP] Your whole life you have heard a strange melody playing in your head. You've never heard it anywhere else, and eventually you simply learn to live with it. One day, you walk past a man whistling that tune.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She begged me not to go. It wasn't at all...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your whole life you have heard a strange melody playing in your head. You've never heard it anywhere else, and eventually you simply learn to live with it. One day, you walk past a man whistling that tune.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've always heard it, I've embraced it. I...
2015-07-13T07:42:37
2015-07-13T07:18:38
303
45
[ { "content": "[WP] Death falls in love with you\n\nYou may not be over your ex. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": " I am flirting with death. Not the \"be irresponsible\" kind, but the \"literally on a date with Death\" kind. We first met four years ago, in the most obvious place to meet death, a ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Death falls in love with you\n\nYou may not be over your ex. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Immortality is not worth it. Maybe it was the way I fought her with every ounce of strength I could muster way back then, in those hellish trenches? Maybe it was how I aided her in ta...
2015-08-02T07:49:38
2015-08-02T06:51:04
39
24
[ { "content": "[WP] [NSFW] All your sex toys come alive and confront you about your treatment of them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I held the long, rigid shaft in my right hand, the left one grasping at the bedsheets as I brought myself closer and closer to the point of no return. Panting, I ke...
[ { "content": "[WP] [NSFW] All your sex toys come alive and confront you about your treatment of them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You're not a real egg!\"\n\n\"Then why are we shaped like one?!\"\n--------\n\n\nI've never been much of a customer for coitus toys. I found them to be a bit sill...
2015-09-09T18:22:05
2015-09-09T17:36:31
28
15
[ { "content": "[FF] Create a rollercoaster of emotions using no more than 100 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Drinks pour and friends laugh.\n\nHe toasts to us, closest friends for so many years. \n\nI've known him since we were kids playing in sprinklers and trying to hit each other with la...
[ { "content": "[FF] Create a rollercoaster of emotions using no more than 100 words.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Push. You're almost there. Keep it up!” You give it your all and finally the baby is born.\n\n“It’s a boy!” The doctor says and gives it a little slap on the rear.\n\nHe hands you t...
2016-03-01T07:56:16
2016-03-01T07:56:10
58
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[ { "content": "[wp] after dying god informs you that hell is a myth, and \"everyone sins, its ok\". instead the dead are sorted into six \"houses of heaven\" based on the sins they chose.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Circa 500 B.C.*\n\nHis sandals slapped on the marble, the sound barely rising ...
[ { "content": "[wp] after dying god informs you that hell is a myth, and \"everyone sins, its ok\". instead the dead are sorted into six \"houses of heaven\" based on the sins they chose.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The man groaned as he struggled to see the fading but brilliantly illuminated f...
2016-03-07T17:04:48
2016-03-07T14:25:07
469
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[ { "content": "[WP] When you die, you don't go to the afterlife of you're religion, you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely, knowingly or not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So...*uh*...nice throne?\"\n\n***THANK YOU IT IS MADE OF SKULLS HONORED TO BE BUILT...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die, you don't go to the afterlife of you're religion, you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely, knowingly or not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The woman wakes to the sounds of screams, horrible inhuman sounds. And around her, he...
2016-03-07T18:54:40
2016-03-07T17:54:48
37
17
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die, you don't go to the afterlife of you're religion, you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely, knowingly or not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For a large chunk of my life I expected nothing to happen after... well after *I* end...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die, you don't go to the afterlife of you're religion, you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely, knowingly or not.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The felt table reached as far as he could see in front, and stretched farther than he...
2016-05-13T09:18:50
2016-05-13T06:49:00
26
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[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
2016-06-01T18:52:30
2016-06-01T14:50:58
314
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[ { "content": "[WP] As it turns out, Hell has a healthy supply of scientists and engineers and is thus much more technologically advanced than is usually portrayed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Warning*: the last segment contains some graphic descriptions.\n\nAn inhuman shriek pierced the etern...
[ { "content": "[WP] As it turns out, Hell has a healthy supply of scientists and engineers and is thus much more technologically advanced than is usually portrayed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Holy FUCK bro! That is nuts!\"\n\n\"Okay Chad, first of all: who the fuck are you talking to? You ca...
2016-06-11T08:19:56
2016-06-11T08:11:26
2,156
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[ { "content": "[WP] Due to overpopulation, a test has been created to eliminate 90% of the worlds population. You are the first to take this test.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was given no information about this test before today. For months, I studied all I could. Maths, Biology, History, eve...
[ { "content": "[WP] Due to overpopulation, a test has been created to eliminate 90% of the worlds population. You are the first to take this test.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I enter this small building , goverment type with barred windows and top notch security cameras. \n\"The room on the rig...
2016-06-11T10:22:36
2016-06-11T08:44:26
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[ { "content": "[WP] Due to overpopulation, a test has been created to eliminate 90% of the worlds population. You are the first to take this test.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I entered the facility, shaking of course. I'd volunteered to go first, mostly to get it over with, but I was definitely...
[ { "content": "[WP] Due to overpopulation, a test has been created to eliminate 90% of the worlds population. You are the first to take this test.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am in a small, white room. The room has only a simple metal table and matching chair, with a piece of paper, a digital...
2016-06-22T16:03:00
2016-06-22T13:59:38
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[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that becomes a horror story in the last line.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Can't wait to see you tonight.\"\n\n\"I might be a bit late I have to go home and pick up something then visit my sister Jane and her baby.\"\n\n\"Ok, well I'll see you later then bye.\...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that becomes a horror story in the last line.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A small medieval village is surrounded by tall treacherous mountains from all sides.  Many generations ago, a person has made it to the top of one of the tallest mountain but he never cam...
2016-07-14T08:52:44
2016-07-14T07:34:24
140
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[ { "content": "[WP] Instead of a dystopia that seems like a utopia on the surface, write a story about a utopia that seems like a dystopia on the surface.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was a grimy life, Factory City Three. The smell of oil, sweat, and some chemical or another always filled th...
[ { "content": "[WP] Instead of a dystopia that seems like a utopia on the surface, write a story about a utopia that seems like a dystopia on the surface.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Monday mornings are the worst. It signals the start of my weekday, which means I have to drag myself to the comp...
2016-09-08T08:10:56
2016-09-08T07:43:24
112
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[ { "content": "[WP] There is a device that assigns you a percentage score of how important you are to the world. Most people are 0-5. The president is 60. Your score just jumped from 1 to 99.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*How is this even possible?*\n\nTrace looked down at his phone. *There has ...
[ { "content": "[WP] There is a device that assigns you a percentage score of how important you are to the world. Most people are 0-5. The president is 60. Your score just jumped from 1 to 99.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I coughed and picked at my wrist. The blood analysis device flashed a dull ...
2016-09-08T08:28:56
2016-09-08T07:43:24
29
16
[ { "content": "[WP] There is a device that assigns you a percentage score of how important you are to the world. Most people are 0-5. The president is 60. Your score just jumped from 1 to 99.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Do you remember Klout Scores? \n\nDo you remember the hubbub about how Just...
[ { "content": "[WP] There is a device that assigns you a percentage score of how important you are to the world. Most people are 0-5. The president is 60. Your score just jumped from 1 to 99.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I coughed and picked at my wrist. The blood analysis device flashed a dull ...
2017-01-25T07:40:11
2017-01-25T07:20:46
37
23
[ { "content": "[WP] Robert D. Ballard (discoverer of the Titanic and Bismarck wrecks among others) has a little too much to drink and does an AMA on Reddit. When asked what was the most disturbing thing he found on the sea floor, his answer causes widespread panic", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"...
[ { "content": "[WP] Robert D. Ballard (discoverer of the Titanic and Bismarck wrecks among others) has a little too much to drink and does an AMA on Reddit. When asked what was the most disturbing thing he found on the sea floor, his answer causes widespread panic", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mo...
2017-02-11T11:31:10
2017-02-11T08:53:22
20
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Young Jonathan has been locked in his room for two years. Arguments through the walls and scraps left by random men connected him to the outside world. After an evening of screaming and ungodly noises last week, it has been quiet. A cookie has been slid under his door each morning since.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Young Jonathan has been locked in his room for two years. Arguments through the walls and scraps left by random men connected him to the outside world. After an evening of screaming and ungodly noises last week, it has been quiet. A cookie has been slid under his door each morning since.", ...
2017-03-04T03:42:15
2017-03-03T22:58:54
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[ { "content": "[WP] The last time the aliens invaded our planet they fled after losing the war. They have reluctantly returned to wage war and are relieved to see that dinosaurs no longer inhabit Earth, but have been replaced by the smaller and less intimidating humans.", "role": "user" }, { "content...
[ { "content": "[WP] The last time the aliens invaded our planet they fled after losing the war. They have reluctantly returned to wage war and are relieved to see that dinosaurs no longer inhabit Earth, but have been replaced by the smaller and less intimidating humans.", "role": "user" }, { "content...
2017-03-04T03:25:46
2017-03-03T19:09:49
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[ { "content": "[WP] The last time the aliens invaded our planet they fled after losing the war. They have reluctantly returned to wage war and are relieved to see that dinosaurs no longer inhabit Earth, but have been replaced by the smaller and less intimidating humans.", "role": "user" }, { "content...
[ { "content": "[WP] The last time the aliens invaded our planet they fled after losing the war. They have reluctantly returned to wage war and are relieved to see that dinosaurs no longer inhabit Earth, but have been replaced by the smaller and less intimidating humans.", "role": "user" }, { "content...
2017-03-12T16:11:55
2017-03-12T15:08:17
26
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[ { "content": "[WP] You are a normal person who spent your entire life infiltrating the evil Empire. You even became the Emperor's right hand. The day before you finally topple the Empire, the hero arrives, kills the Emperor, and saves the day.\n\nNow how does that make you feel?", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a normal person who spent your entire life infiltrating the evil Empire. You even became the Emperor's right hand. The day before you finally topple the Empire, the hero arrives, kills the Emperor, and saves the day.\n\nNow how does that make you feel?", "role": "user" }, { ...
2017-04-27T09:13:51
2017-04-27T07:56:29
47
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[ { "content": "[WP] The highway bordering the forest has seen some unusual activity. This week alone, hundreds of deer voluntarily lunged into traffic seeking death. All birds have abandoned their nests. As a park ranger, what you find in the center of the forest deeply disturbs you.", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The highway bordering the forest has seen some unusual activity. This week alone, hundreds of deer voluntarily lunged into traffic seeking death. All birds have abandoned their nests. As a park ranger, what you find in the center of the forest deeply disturbs you.", "role": "user" }, ...
2017-06-03T02:53:32
2017-06-03T01:49:28
20
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[ { "content": "[WP] After people die, they must answer a riddle, and its difficulty depends on their sins. You've committed genocide.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What is 2+2?\"\n\nThe voice of god echoed as I looked on, what kind of stupid question is this. I tuought to myself.\n\n\"Four. \" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] After people die, they must answer a riddle, and its difficulty depends on their sins. You've committed genocide.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My eyes open and adjust to the light. I'm in my 8th grade classroom. At the front of the room, the teacher stands at the desk. \n\n\"...
2017-06-04T07:33:56
2017-06-04T07:25:26
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[ { "content": "[WP] Your dad is wanted in twenty countries, your mom is a serial kille, your little brother is a genius hacker, and your little sister has just joined the Illuminati. None of them would ever want to anger you, though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There's not much I could tell you...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your dad is wanted in twenty countries, your mom is a serial kille, your little brother is a genius hacker, and your little sister has just joined the Illuminati. None of them would ever want to anger you, though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My lover is special; his family i...
2017-06-04T09:52:41
2017-06-04T07:41:59
32
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[ { "content": "[WP] Your dad is wanted in twenty countries, your mom is a serial kille, your little brother is a genius hacker, and your little sister has just joined the Illuminati. None of them would ever want to anger you, though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "6/4/17\n\nDear Journal,\n\nMy acc...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your dad is wanted in twenty countries, your mom is a serial kille, your little brother is a genius hacker, and your little sister has just joined the Illuminati. None of them would ever want to anger you, though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You've probably never heard \nAbo...
2017-06-04T10:34:55
2017-06-04T05:32:37
15
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Your dad is wanted in twenty countries, your mom is a serial kille, your little brother is a genius hacker, and your little sister has just joined the Illuminati. None of them would ever want to anger you, though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was born into a family of crimi...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your dad is wanted in twenty countries, your mom is a serial kille, your little brother is a genius hacker, and your little sister has just joined the Illuminati. None of them would ever want to anger you, though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is my first time writing thi...
2017-06-12T07:49:37
2017-06-12T06:39:02
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[ { "content": "[WP] You have the most useless superpower in a world full of awesome superpowers. You are a laughinstock, that is until you start using your power for evil... no one is laughing now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You grew up with bruises on your knees and scabs aplenty, just like a...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the most useless superpower in a world full of awesome superpowers. You are a laughinstock, that is until you start using your power for evil... no one is laughing now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "At first, they thought I was worthless. No measurable potential, plus...
2017-06-12T09:57:10
2017-06-12T06:39:02
36
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[ { "content": "[WP] You have the most useless superpower in a world full of awesome superpowers. You are a laughinstock, that is until you start using your power for evil... no one is laughing now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shirley enjoyed a pleasant stroll down 14th Avenue, as screams and de...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the most useless superpower in a world full of awesome superpowers. You are a laughinstock, that is until you start using your power for evil... no one is laughing now.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "At first, they thought I was worthless. No measurable potential, plus...
2017-07-11T14:08:09
2017-07-11T14:00:02
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[ { "content": "[WP] You are informed that only 1 in 100 Million people actually make it into Heaven. However, the worse you are the better you are treated in Hell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Satan and all his workers came together for a thundering standing ovation. Billions of people joined in...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are informed that only 1 in 100 Million people actually make it into Heaven. However, the worse you are the better you are treated in Hell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It all began when the doctor told me I had 6 months to live. I had never considered going to hell. Ever...
2017-08-01T01:11:24
2017-08-01T00:37:33
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[ { "content": "[WP] Major events on Earth are actually aliens testing humanity to determine if they should make contact. We fail their tests spectacularly each time, but fact that we survive their tests has them dumbfounded.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The idea of applying tests of political, s...
[ { "content": "[WP] Major events on Earth are actually aliens testing humanity to determine if they should make contact. We fail their tests spectacularly each time, but fact that we survive their tests has them dumbfounded.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"OK Gralgog, I've been out of the loop an...
2017-11-06T11:02:04
2017-11-06T10:19:57
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12
[ { "content": "[WP]\"Alright genie, for my last wish...I wish for every day to be better than the last.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Alright genie, for my last wish... I wish for every day to be better than the last.\" \n\nThe Genie crossed his arms above his conduit stone and smiled wide. \...
[ { "content": "[WP]\"Alright genie, for my last wish...I wish for every day to be better than the last.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Y'know kid, I normally don't give advice. I mean the quicker you wish the faster I'm done. But hear me out, this wish might not be the bes-\" \n\nI interrupted...
2017-11-22T15:51:46
2017-11-22T15:36:45
54
18
[ { "content": "[WP]Humans are the first species to achieve interstellar travel. Not because we are smarter or more advanced than aliens, but because we are the only ones stupid and stubborn enough to try.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"A long time ago, before we were slaves to the Sura, before w...
[ { "content": "[WP]Humans are the first species to achieve interstellar travel. Not because we are smarter or more advanced than aliens, but because we are the only ones stupid and stubborn enough to try.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Three more ships were launched into the stratosphere, and thre...
2018-03-01T04:39:40
2018-03-01T01:48:12
18
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a powerful dragon that lived next to a small kingdom. For centuries you ignored humanity and lived alone in a cave, and the humans also avoided you. As the kingdom fell to invaders, a dying soldier approaches you with the infant princess, begging you to take care of her.", "role": ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a powerful dragon that lived next to a small kingdom. For centuries you ignored humanity and lived alone in a cave, and the humans also avoided you. As the kingdom fell to invaders, a dying soldier approaches you with the infant princess, begging you to take care of her.", "role": ...
2018-04-28T20:50:43
2018-04-28T17:15:45
10,373
577
[ { "content": "[WP] Your spouse has the annoying habit of unexpectedly licking you. When you ask them why they do it, they always reply \"just so you know it's really me.\" You think it's nothing but a cute joke. One day, feeling something is off, you realise your spouse hasn't done it in over three weeks.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your spouse has the annoying habit of unexpectedly licking you. When you ask them why they do it, they always reply \"just so you know it's really me.\" You think it's nothing but a cute joke. One day, feeling something is off, you realise your spouse hasn't done it in over three weeks.", ...
2018-05-29T09:37:40
2018-05-29T09:31:25
303
210
[ { "content": "[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Your army is marching upon grenoble. You face a royalist regiment of two thousand men blocking your path. What do you do?\"\n\n\"I bear open my breast...\", Napoleo...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session", "role": "user" }, { "content": "DM: \"Alright Jesus, you've just been executed by the Romans, Roll a death save.\"\n\nJesus: \\*rolls\\* \"Natural 20.\"\n\nDM: \"Alright you wake up with 1 hp, what do...
2018-05-29T09:37:40
2018-05-29T07:54:52
303
36
[ { "content": "[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Your army is marching upon grenoble. You face a royalist regiment of two thousand men blocking your path. What do you do?\"\n\n\"I bear open my breast...\", Napoleo...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“I want to roll to invade them!”\n“Uh, are you sure that’s what you want to do?”\n“Yes. Of course. Just let me roll.”\n“Fine. Roll.”\n\nHe rolls his 20 sided die across...
2018-05-29T09:09:55
2018-05-29T07:34:04
150
104
[ { "content": "[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mary looked at the table horrified. Another 1. That’s, what, 6 of them now? She felt desperate, it was all slipping away.\n\n“You sure I can’t add my modifier?” she ple...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write about a famous historical event as if it was played out as a DnD session", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"A runner arrives with your orders. Would you like to read them out?\"\n\n\"Sure.\" Katie unfolded the paper that Danny, the DM, just passed her. \"It says that the Ru...
2018-06-23T11:28:35
2018-06-23T11:22:33
3,495
348
[ { "content": "[WP] Human beings unlock skills as they grow up, walking, taking, etc. You are the oldest person in the history of the world, and today you unlock a skill no one ever had.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The voices.\n\nThe voices you hear when you unlock a new skill was wonderful. Wh...
[ { "content": "[WP] Human beings unlock skills as they grow up, walking, taking, etc. You are the oldest person in the history of the world, and today you unlock a skill no one ever had.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was integrated into our societal infrastructure. There were thousands of skil...
2018-06-23T13:18:44
2018-06-23T12:10:29
208
153
[ { "content": "[WP] Human beings unlock skills as they grow up, walking, taking, etc. You are the oldest person in the history of the world, and today you unlock a skill no one ever had.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I looked at the readout again. After turning 179 (take that Methuselah, ya fake...
[ { "content": "[WP] Human beings unlock skills as they grow up, walking, taking, etc. You are the oldest person in the history of the world, and today you unlock a skill no one ever had.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I turn 140 years old in 3 minutes. You'd think it would be a happy day for me, ...
2018-08-29T05:53:02
2018-08-29T04:09:20
235
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You were recently granted immortality by God. For years, you have seen immortal characters in media say that it is a curse, not a blessing. You just think those guys have been using it the wrong way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Seeing everyone grow old and die while you do...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were recently granted immortality by God. For years, you have seen immortal characters in media say that it is a curse, not a blessing. You just think those guys have been using it the wrong way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I spent my first few centuries in seclusion, su...
2018-10-01T15:22:26
2018-10-01T13:41:16
18
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You chant \"Bloody Mary\" three times in your car's side view mirror and then hit the gas laughing all the while as she sprints towards your car desperately trying to keep up.\n\nEdit: Optional inclusion, it's the eighth time you done this. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Pull...
[ { "content": "[WP] You chant \"Bloody Mary\" three times in your car's side view mirror and then hit the gas laughing all the while as she sprints towards your car desperately trying to keep up.\n\nEdit: Optional inclusion, it's the eighth time you done this. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Steve...
2018-10-11T12:03:42
2018-10-11T11:17:31
69
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with.\n\ncredit to r/Debdub10 for thinking of t...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with.\n\ncredit to r/Debdub10 for thinking of t...
2018-12-21T19:45:12
2018-12-21T14:57:59
40
27
[ { "content": "[WP] Most teens have breakouts of acne; you have it far worse. You have breakouts of ACME. This is the third anvil which dropped from the sky this week, and you're getting annoyed.\n\nYou don't have to keep to the three anvils thing. I was more or less just coloring the idea with that detail. ", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Most teens have breakouts of acne; you have it far worse. You have breakouts of ACME. This is the third anvil which dropped from the sky this week, and you're getting annoyed.\n\nYou don't have to keep to the three anvils thing. I was more or less just coloring the idea with that detail. ", ...
2018-12-25T03:34:13
2018-12-25T03:19:47
58
43
[ { "content": "[WP] In 1,000 years, fantasy stories will be set in this era. Write a fantasy story set in the 21st century from the viewpoint of someone living 1,000 years from now.\n\nBased on a post on r/showerthoughts", "role": "user" }, { "content": "'What empire was the largest in the history of...
[ { "content": "[WP] In 1,000 years, fantasy stories will be set in this era. Write a fantasy story set in the 21st century from the viewpoint of someone living 1,000 years from now.\n\nBased on a post on r/showerthoughts", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aaliyah hitched her shorts, purse tucked benea...
2019-01-12T08:39:18
2019-01-12T06:51:06
38
25
[ { "content": "[WP] You receive a government text warning saying “EMERGENCY - LOCK ALL DOORS AND STAY INSIDE. DO NOT PANIC”. You hear your SO at the locked front door, who’s just come back from the supermarket. They beg to be let inside but you’re unsure. Something doesn’t feel right.", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You receive a government text warning saying “EMERGENCY - LOCK ALL DOORS AND STAY INSIDE. DO NOT PANIC”. You hear your SO at the locked front door, who’s just come back from the supermarket. They beg to be let inside but you’re unsure. Something doesn’t feel right.", "role": "user" }, ...
2019-01-12T08:39:18
2019-01-12T07:02:27
38
21
[ { "content": "[WP] You receive a government text warning saying “EMERGENCY - LOCK ALL DOORS AND STAY INSIDE. DO NOT PANIC”. You hear your SO at the locked front door, who’s just come back from the supermarket. They beg to be let inside but you’re unsure. Something doesn’t feel right.", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You receive a government text warning saying “EMERGENCY - LOCK ALL DOORS AND STAY INSIDE. DO NOT PANIC”. You hear your SO at the locked front door, who’s just come back from the supermarket. They beg to be let inside but you’re unsure. Something doesn’t feel right.", "role": "user" }, ...
2019-06-30T08:46:32
2019-06-30T00:50:30
71
35
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an alien whose race sees in ultraviolet and whose voice is extremely low-pitched. Humans appear as terrifying eldritch abominations with pitch-black eyes who make black speech.\n\n\nEDIT: Apparently these things also have the power to elevate Reddit accounts to all-new heights of Karm...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an alien whose race sees in ultraviolet and whose voice is extremely low-pitched. Humans appear as terrifying eldritch abominations with pitch-black eyes who make black speech.\n\n\nEDIT: Apparently these things also have the power to elevate Reddit accounts to all-new heights of Karm...
2019-08-29T20:06:05
2019-08-29T19:35:39
245
59
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a hitman who has just finished their most recent job. Or, at least, thought had finished, because the second you take your eyes off your target’s corpse, you hear “Hey, not bad! I actually felt that one.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The groan from behind Jim sent chi...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a hitman who has just finished their most recent job. Or, at least, thought had finished, because the second you take your eyes off your target’s corpse, you hear “Hey, not bad! I actually felt that one.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I stared in horror at the... *thin...
2019-09-02T23:59:04
2019-09-02T22:50:43
2,636
346
[ { "content": "[WP] Whenever you saw a dead animal in the road, you'd say a little prayer and send them to Heaven. Upon your death, you arrive in Heaven and are immediately swarmed with 1000's of various critters delighted to see you. You hear a booming voice cry out with irritation, \"This is YOUR fault.\"", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Whenever you saw a dead animal in the road, you'd say a little prayer and send them to Heaven. Upon your death, you arrive in Heaven and are immediately swarmed with 1000's of various critters delighted to see you. You hear a booming voice cry out with irritation, \"This is YOUR fault.\"", ...
2019-10-03T19:28:49
2019-10-03T14:30:56
70
47
[ { "content": "[WP] Your latest assignment is to write an essay extensively detailing how a great historical tragedy could have been avoided entirely. Your professor skims through each paper as he collects them. One stops him. \"Yes, that's it. Good, I'll try that this time.\" He then jogs out of the room.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your latest assignment is to write an essay extensively detailing how a great historical tragedy could have been avoided entirely. Your professor skims through each paper as he collects them. One stops him. \"Yes, that's it. Good, I'll try that this time.\" He then jogs out of the room.", ...
2019-12-11T22:07:01
2019-12-11T20:13:37
39
21
[ { "content": "[WP] “So you’ve come hero.” The most powerful dark lord in history says as he faces you across the hall. But before you take another step, he motions to the cutest little girl you’ve ever seen with tears in her eyes. “But first, please explain to my granddaughter why Grandpa needs to die.”", "...
[ { "content": "[WP] “So you’ve come hero.” The most powerful dark lord in history says as he faces you across the hall. But before you take another step, he motions to the cutest little girl you’ve ever seen with tears in her eyes. “But first, please explain to my granddaughter why Grandpa needs to die.”", "...
2020-02-25T14:36:55
2020-02-25T12:17:21
151
66
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a nice person, but your superpower is that you instinctively know exactly what to say to someone to crush them. You're very effective in throwing supervillains off their game, but your fellow heroes always feel really uncomfortable watching you work.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a nice person, but your superpower is that you instinctively know exactly what to say to someone to crush them. You're very effective in throwing supervillains off their game, but your fellow heroes always feel really uncomfortable watching you work.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2020-02-25T16:08:43
2020-02-25T14:34:20
78
53
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a nice person, but your superpower is that you instinctively know exactly what to say to someone to crush them. You're very effective in throwing supervillains off their game, but your fellow heroes always feel really uncomfortable watching you work.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a nice person, but your superpower is that you instinctively know exactly what to say to someone to crush them. You're very effective in throwing supervillains off their game, but your fellow heroes always feel really uncomfortable watching you work.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2020-04-04T22:21:15
2020-04-04T18:10:26
22
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You were born with the ability to know what is buried beneath your feet. You have worked for years with geologists finding lost cities and treasures. Today is the first time you have ever said “We should not dig here.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"We've got a missing person...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were born with the ability to know what is buried beneath your feet. You have worked for years with geologists finding lost cities and treasures. Today is the first time you have ever said “We should not dig here.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For literal years I've been ...
2020-05-04T07:03:34
2020-05-04T06:44:45
96
35
[ { "content": "[WP] Every time there is a thunderstorm your father ushers you inside and waits on the porch with his gun, your mother says he's just gone a bit crazy after the war, but you've seen what lurks in the clouds too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Get inside, Aaron. Don't worry, everyt...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every time there is a thunderstorm your father ushers you inside and waits on the porch with his gun, your mother says he's just gone a bit crazy after the war, but you've seen what lurks in the clouds too.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sarah was only seven the day the clouds ...
2020-12-25T08:34:21
2020-12-25T08:14:18
484
83
[ { "content": "[WP] There is a species famous for shutting themselves in Virtual Reality, living their lives in fake worlds, this planet should be easy to invade, your masters said, turns out, a lot of members of that species have been spending their entire time in realistic combat simulations.", "role": "us...
[ { "content": "[WP] There is a species famous for shutting themselves in Virtual Reality, living their lives in fake worlds, this planet should be easy to invade, your masters said, turns out, a lot of members of that species have been spending their entire time in realistic combat simulations.", "role": "us...
2021-01-01T00:59:53
2020-12-31T23:45:21
152
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Music has played a special part in war for centuries, since it literally powers up soldiers that hear it. You are a rebel fighting an invading army, but you have a secret weapon. Your people just created heavy metal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To the distinguished Master of...
[ { "content": "[WP] Music has played a special part in war for centuries, since it literally powers up soldiers that hear it. You are a rebel fighting an invading army, but you have a secret weapon. Your people just created heavy metal.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Our rebel forces had been driv...
2021-01-18T21:29:13
2021-01-18T18:30:23
1,963
375
[ { "content": "[WP]: No other intelligent, spacefaring life form knows the concept of sunk cost fallacy. For most of them, wars can be ended simply by presenting their capability for further war, and the weaker one yields. Humans, however, will take anyone on out of pure spite.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP]: No other intelligent, spacefaring life form knows the concept of sunk cost fallacy. For most of them, wars can be ended simply by presenting their capability for further war, and the weaker one yields. Humans, however, will take anyone on out of pure spite.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2021-06-17T19:01:30
2021-06-17T18:42:04
45
11
[ { "content": "[WP] While walking home you spot a strange looking lizard caught in some plastic. You decide to free the poor creature. Freed the lizard spreads out a pair of wings and begins to happily fly around before landing on your shoulder. It’s seems you have made a new dragon friend.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] While walking home you spot a strange looking lizard caught in some plastic. You decide to free the poor creature. Freed the lizard spreads out a pair of wings and begins to happily fly around before landing on your shoulder. It’s seems you have made a new dragon friend.", "role": "user" ...
2022-02-21T11:01:03
2022-02-21T09:22:43
36
14
[ { "content": "[WP] A lighthouse keeper begins to suspect the lighthouse is up to something besides warning boats of the rocky shores.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**A Recountance of the Lancaster Lighthouse**\n\n**November 23, 1821**\n\n*It is on this day, this very day, with the waves of winte...
[ { "content": "[WP] A lighthouse keeper begins to suspect the lighthouse is up to something besides warning boats of the rocky shores.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jared peered out into the dark vista, his binoculars dialed in to the max. He saw a small vessel piloting dangerously close to the r...
2022-08-31T13:37:03
2022-08-31T11:22:01
579
210
[ { "content": "[WP] \"As payment, I demand your firstborn!\" the demon said. \"Deal!\" You said, hastily signing the contract to seal the deal. \"Good luck with them, sucker!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I handed over my twins. Ever since they were born, they were a pain in my butt. From bitin...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"As payment, I demand your firstborn!\" the demon said. \"Deal!\" You said, hastily signing the contract to seal the deal. \"Good luck with them, sucker!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "'See, the secret was to make deals with different TYPES of demons. That way, none of them ...
2022-11-29T00:16:04
2022-11-28T20:44:52
49
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once....
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once....
2022-11-28T23:57:38
2022-11-28T14:15:34
34
18
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once....
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once....
2022-11-29T08:15:42
2022-11-29T07:39:34
25
15
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once....
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once....
2014-09-03T12:27:33
2014-09-03T12:17:20
241
54
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a cannon fodder minion on the first floor of a dungeon, and have just killed the hero. You now have to explain to the boss that you just ruined his plan.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He didn't dare to believe his eyes as he stared down at the smoldering corpse of the ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a cannon fodder minion on the first floor of a dungeon, and have just killed the hero. You now have to explain to the boss that you just ruined his plan.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was big enough that even us grunts on level one heard about it. And believe me, we...
2014-10-20T07:31:52
2014-10-20T05:07:31
25
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You happen across a magic lamp, and bring out the Genie. Your first wish back-fires, and you're pretty sure the Genie did it on purpose. Use your next two wishes to teach him a lesson.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You don't understand.\", said the genie, smirking.\"You can ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You happen across a magic lamp, and bring out the Genie. Your first wish back-fires, and you're pretty sure the Genie did it on purpose. Use your next two wishes to teach him a lesson.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Ok smart ass, you know damn well I didn't want all the cats ...
2014-10-22T10:17:53
2014-10-22T10:11:06
147
12
[ { "content": "[WP] An adventurer reaches the end of an epic quest only to be presented with two options; he may keep his life or learn the truth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Days of following little clues had led me here. \n\nI hadn't slept in weeks. I was reminded of when my twins would alter...
[ { "content": "[WP] An adventurer reaches the end of an epic quest only to be presented with two options; he may keep his life or learn the truth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's strange, you know? I thought that reaching the end would actually be the end of it all. I thought it would be the l...
2015-01-17T04:52:27
2015-01-17T04:21:47
115
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just lost my job, it was really keen, repairing King Perger's Bruntungle machine.\n\nThen I lost my wife, and I lost my dog, I lost my most favorite porcelain frog.\n\nThere's just nothing left, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am sad\n\nSad I am\n\nHave i gone mad\n\nI might just have\n\nI would not could not anymore\n\nmy life is just one great big chore\n\nI try to dream but cant escape\n\nThis life that i have learn...
2015-01-17T07:18:52
2015-01-17T05:25:17
79
42
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "One pill \nTwo pills\nRed pills \nBlue pills\nBlack pill\nBlue pill\nOld pill\nNew pill\nMy wrist has a little scar \nMaybe I will crash my car\nSay! What a lot of pills there are\nSome are blue\nA...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Although it seems like I am happy. \nMy life right now is rather crappy.\nTimes are tough and moneys tight.\nBut that's OK cause it ends tonight.\nI wish you well, and all the best.\nI'm glad to g...
2015-01-17T11:47:28
2015-01-17T10:04:01
42
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I will not do it on a train\n\nI will not do it on a plane\n\nI will not do it in a house\n\nI will not use a single mouse\n\nI will not dangle from a cord\n\nI will not shift a single board\n\nI w...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I do not want to live this life, \nI do no longer love my wife, \nI do not ever see my son, \nI hardly even have some fun, \nToday is good, tomorrow bad, \nthis up and down is all I'...
2015-01-17T09:07:52
2015-01-17T04:21:47
29
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The time has come to say farewell,\n\nI doubt I'll do it very well.\nThe skills involved I lack you see\nThey, like my life, were not to be.\n\nI'll miss the sky, the purple tree, my last blue pie,...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am sad\n\nSad I am\n\nHave i gone mad\n\nI might just have\n\nI would not could not anymore\n\nmy life is just one great big chore\n\nI try to dream but cant escape\n\nThis life that i have learn...
2015-01-17T07:28:39
2015-01-17T04:21:47
26
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I do not like life, not one bit. \n\nI want to find a way to quit. \n\nI sleep all day and I sleep all night. \n\nI really do not want to fight. \n\nSorry mum and sorry dad. \n\nI really wish life ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am sad\n\nSad I am\n\nHave i gone mad\n\nI might just have\n\nI would not could not anymore\n\nmy life is just one great big chore\n\nI try to dream but cant escape\n\nThis life that i have learn...
2015-02-09T13:50:50
2015-02-09T11:28:17
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[ { "content": "[WP] The creation of the universe is like a slowly loading webpage with Earth being one of the only pieces of \"loaded\" content. One day, without warning, the rest of the empty universe suddenly \"loads.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Franklin! Mr. Franklin!\"\n\nProfessor Jona...
[ { "content": "[WP] The creation of the universe is like a slowly loading webpage with Earth being one of the only pieces of \"loaded\" content. One day, without warning, the rest of the empty universe suddenly \"loads.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I woke up after dark to the muted shattering ...
2015-03-11T20:19:00
2015-03-11T17:58:16
52
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[ { "content": "[WP] Write a soldier's journal entry on his first day at war. Then write his last journal entry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Day One:\n\nIt’s nerve wracking being part of the military. The officers are terrifying. Orders are rapidly given to us. The officers know what they’re doi...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a soldier's journal entry on his first day at war. Then write his last journal entry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "November 7th\n\nA brand new notebook and I won't even be able to use it. That's what I regret most about joining the army. I had nothing else really going ...
2015-04-18T03:19:00
2015-04-18T01:19:14
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[ { "content": "[WP] At birth, everyone is given an object to protect that is tied directly to their life. If the object is damaged then the person is hurt, too. If the object is destroyed then the person dies.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Today is the day I become a full person. Today is my 16th...
[ { "content": "[WP] At birth, everyone is given an object to protect that is tied directly to their life. If the object is damaged then the person is hurt, too. If the object is destroyed then the person dies.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whenever a child is born, an elder divines the object tha...
2015-04-18T07:25:53
2015-04-18T00:21:56
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[ { "content": "[WP] At birth, everyone is given an object to protect that is tied directly to their life. If the object is damaged then the person is hurt, too. If the object is destroyed then the person dies.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My father was a violent man. He hurt many other people b...
[ { "content": "[WP] At birth, everyone is given an object to protect that is tied directly to their life. If the object is damaged then the person is hurt, too. If the object is destroyed then the person dies.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was playing ultimate frisbee when I felt like I'd been ...
2015-04-21T14:48:46
2015-04-21T14:47:21
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[ { "content": "[WP]: \"Don't tap on the glass, dear. It disturbs the humans.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So what if they're disturbed, grandma?\" said the boy to his grandmother.\n\n\"It's because they provide us with everything we have and they need their rest.\" Answered the grandmother.\...
[ { "content": "[WP]: \"Don't tap on the glass, dear. It disturbs the humans.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As the kid loudly tapped on the glass to get the attention from the other side, the humans were so stubborn about giving attention and time to something they didn't respectfully care for. ...
2015-06-04T06:52:27
2015-06-04T06:49:42
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[ { "content": "[WP] Like in many possession horror films, a demon is attempting to mentally torment the main character. They, however, are a sociopath and are unbothered by all of it.\n\nIn every horror movie, the possessed family member does a giant guilt trip at some point. I was thinking, how would the demon ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Like in many possession horror films, a demon is attempting to mentally torment the main character. They, however, are a sociopath and are unbothered by all of it.\n\nIn every horror movie, the possessed family member does a giant guilt trip at some point. I was thinking, how would the demon ...
2015-06-04T08:51:51
2015-06-04T07:14:27
30
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[ { "content": "[WP] Like in many possession horror films, a demon is attempting to mentally torment the main character. They, however, are a sociopath and are unbothered by all of it.\n\nIn every horror movie, the possessed family member does a giant guilt trip at some point. I was thinking, how would the demon ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Like in many possession horror films, a demon is attempting to mentally torment the main character. They, however, are a sociopath and are unbothered by all of it.\n\nIn every horror movie, the possessed family member does a giant guilt trip at some point. I was thinking, how would the demon ...
2015-09-24T09:22:58
2015-09-24T07:05:34
52
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[ { "content": "[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The voices of the Arch Angel's heralds sang unto the world,'Praises be to he upon the throne of our Kingdom of He...
[ { "content": "[WP] The end of times has come. Heaven, hell, and earth are thrown in a three-way war. It's a little unfair how advanced Earth is, though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mission Report: 2408123\nSubsection: Military\nUnit: Beta\nOfficer: Lieutenant Reeves\n\nDear Mother,\n\nWe've mo...
2016-01-05T06:13:47
2016-01-05T05:56:17
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[ { "content": "[WP] You are an innkeeper in an RPG and get yelled at because sleeping there does not heal wounds.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Do you see this??\" the Lone Survivor roared, pointing to his left arm which was dangling limply at his side. There were white bones jutting out from t...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an innkeeper in an RPG and get yelled at because sleeping there does not heal wounds.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Delphine runs the inn. I cook. Ain't much else to tell.\"\n\nThe traveler stands in front of me, Bosmer, his eyes a deep orange. He'd come in late last...
2016-01-05T06:43:01
2016-01-05T06:08:46
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[ { "content": "[WP] You are an innkeeper in an RPG and get yelled at because sleeping there does not heal wounds.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Greetings travelers. Could I interest you with a room? Only 120 gil a night.\" I smiled cheerfully at the man who stands by the disk. That man must be ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an innkeeper in an RPG and get yelled at because sleeping there does not heal wounds.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Title: It Always Worked Before \n\n\"I'M STILL BLEEDING OUT.\" \n\n\"I don't know what to tell ya I just have a bunch of beds,\" said the Innkeeper. \n\n...
2016-02-07T18:59:13
2016-02-07T17:28:21
136
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[ { "content": "[WP] Scientists are now able to recreate a person's last sentence before they died, leading to thousands of solved murder cases. However, one victim's last words leave detectives baffled.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*\"What the hell does that mean?\"* demanded the old detective, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Scientists are now able to recreate a person's last sentence before they died, leading to thousands of solved murder cases. However, one victim's last words leave detectives baffled.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All was quiet at 6am in the station. I was the only one there. I...
2016-02-18T10:16:31
2016-02-18T08:19:49
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[ { "content": "[WP] Create a story where the characters live in a world where something is fundementally different with reality and leave the reader to guess what it is. For example: entropy is reversed, gravity goes sideways, all people can read minds, etc.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Angela l...
[ { "content": "[WP] Create a story where the characters live in a world where something is fundementally different with reality and leave the reader to guess what it is. For example: entropy is reversed, gravity goes sideways, all people can read minds, etc.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Honest...
2016-03-12T07:49:14
2016-03-12T07:22:16
83
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[ { "content": "[WP][NSFW]When someone masturbates,the person they masturbate to feels it as well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's weird. As we have evolved as humans, our capacity for empathy continued to increase, until eventually we could feel each other's emotional responses as they were ha...
[ { "content": "[WP][NSFW]When someone masturbates,the person they masturbate to feels it as well.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I got a call from a friend who invited me over to her house to talk about something. I've accepted to come, but I have been feeling very awkward about it. I mean, she do...
2016-05-29T08:24:25
2016-05-29T07:49:15
802
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[ { "content": "[WP]If you murder someone, your jail sentence is as long as their remaining life would have been.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I plead guilty, Your Honor,\" I told the courtroom, earning gasps and whispers. \"I killed her. Six milligrams of Aconitum directly into her left arm.\"...
[ { "content": "[WP]If you murder someone, your jail sentence is as long as their remaining life would have been.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sit in the dock awaiting my sentence. I know I should be afraid, or at least nervous but to be honest I am looking forward to going back to prison. Life...
2016-06-11T22:15:31
2016-06-11T19:50:21
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[ { "content": "[WP] It's hard to describe the concept of sight to a blind person. An alien with many sensory organs tries to describe one of their extra senses to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So you can *sense* time?\"\n\n\"I believe that is a simple and accurate explanation. Yes.\"\n\nTh...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's hard to describe the concept of sight to a blind person. An alien with many sensory organs tries to describe one of their extra senses to you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "<Stop> the tinny voice of the alien’s translator crackled. I wasn’t quite sure what I was do...
2016-09-05T09:05:26
2016-09-05T06:15:42
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[ { "content": "[WP] You're the last person on earth - but thank god Pokemon Go still functions! You amuse yourself by catching Pokemon as you travel so as to not feel so isolated and alone. One day, on your screen, you see in the distance that someone has set up a lure.\n\n Courtesy of corvidaedream on Tumblr", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the last person on earth - but thank god Pokemon Go still functions! You amuse yourself by catching Pokemon as you travel so as to not feel so isolated and alone. One day, on your screen, you see in the distance that someone has set up a lure.\n\n Courtesy of corvidaedream on Tumblr", ...
2016-12-05T12:08:33
2016-12-05T11:41:50
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[ { "content": "[WP] Your father is an eccentric billionaire who has dedicated his entire fortune to the ultimate prank - convincing you that you are a wizard. All of your friends and family are in on it, but there's just one problem: You actually do have magic powers.", "role": "user" }, { "content":...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your father is an eccentric billionaire who has dedicated his entire fortune to the ultimate prank - convincing you that you are a wizard. All of your friends and family are in on it, but there's just one problem: You actually do have magic powers.", "role": "user" }, { "content":...