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"content": "[WP] Every time you die, you get to choose what you'll be reincarnated as. You've chosen ant 4 billion times.",
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"content": "I stood on the platform, suspended above the earth, with the choice laid out before me. Hardly a choice for me anymore. I always liked the vie... | [
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"content": "I walked back up the gates, seeing the features of the tall blonde girl scrunch up in rage. \"YOU MOTHERFUCKER, I BET YOU'RE DOING THIS TO PIS... |
2017-01-27T15:41:03 | 2017-01-27T14:29:51 | 27 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] Aliens give you a camera and say \"only those you photograph will live.\" You have one year.\n\nAll of these responses are so diverse! This was really a great read. I like to imagine that all these different stories are from alternative universes, playing out different roles. Some men rule th... | [
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"content": "[WP] As the demon stared at the mortal who summoned it, all that could be heard was a sigh before the words, \"You do realize this is a marriage proposal, right?\"",
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"content": "Lleataell, demi-demon of chaos, as his friends liked to call them back in what was known... | [
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"content": "[WP] As the demon stared at the mortal who summoned it, all that could be heard was a sigh before the words, \"You do realize this is a marriage proposal, right?\"",
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"content": "\"Oh for the love of-\" he spat as he appeared before the mortal who summoned him. \"Is ... |
2017-06-18T18:30:51 | 2017-06-18T18:23:45 | 167 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] Two depressed, suicidal people meet at the same bridge they plan to jump from. One begins to convince the other not to do it.",
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"content": "The early morning light slowly filtered through the clouds, illuminating the bridge below. The light hit both their faces... | [
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"content": "[WP] Two depressed, suicidal people meet at the same bridge they plan to jump from. One begins to convince the other not to do it.",
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"content": "They say that this bridge is a common place for people to end their lives. It's tall, somewhat secluded and easy enough t... |
2017-08-11T07:58:07 | 2017-08-11T03:58:20 | 218 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] After an apocalypse, Death is desperately trying to help the last group of survivors so he doesn't lose his job.",
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"content": "Death’s job had gotten quite stale the last thousand years or so. In the early days of humanity, he made it a game, taking the form of... | [
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"content": "[WP] After an apocalypse, Death is desperately trying to help the last group of survivors so he doesn't lose his job.",
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"content": "It was a dark and stormy night, why did it have to be a dark and stormy night. One of them came out of their ruined building they call... |
2017-08-28T08:43:46 | 2017-08-28T08:30:19 | 216 | 101 | [
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"content": "[WP] Tell me a story that would seem innocent to a child, but terrifying to an adult.",
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"content": "I like to brush my Barbie's hair. It's long and blonde like mine and her brush is pink. She also has a pink convertible she likes to drive in with Ken. I have lots of... | [
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"content": "[WP] Tell me a story that would seem innocent to a child, but terrifying to an adult.",
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"content": "Our house creaks and groans at night. Dad says it's because it's old, and it's settling down after a long day, just like us. But I know it's because of Oliver.\n\nI f... |
2017-08-28T08:43:46 | 2017-08-28T08:30:57 | 216 | 89 | [
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"content": "[WP] Tell me a story that would seem innocent to a child, but terrifying to an adult.",
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"content": "I like to brush my Barbie's hair. It's long and blonde like mine and her brush is pink. She also has a pink convertible she likes to drive in with Ken. I have lots of... | [
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"content": "[WP] Tell me a story that would seem innocent to a child, but terrifying to an adult.",
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"content": "Jerry was having a terrible day. (Sad Jerry picture)\n\nA terrible day after a terrible week! (Even sadder Jerry picture)\n\nBut today? Today was the most terrible da... |
2017-08-28T11:38:48 | 2017-08-28T10:11:56 | 32 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP] Tell me a story that would seem innocent to a child, but terrifying to an adult.",
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"content": "Once upon a time, living in a dusty little house, at the end of a dusty little road in a dusty little town, there was a dusty little boy named James. Every morning, J... | [
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"content": "[WP] Tell me a story that would seem innocent to a child, but terrifying to an adult.",
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"content": "Mary watched as her daughter Rebecca raced through the front yard and in through the front door. Rebecca had had her first sleep over at a friend’s house last night ... |
2017-09-10T19:09:41 | 2017-09-10T17:35:23 | 25 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your power is the ability to \"save game\" at any point in your life allowing you to revert any previous state if something goes wrong. You never thought you would need to revert to age 3 to fix a problem until now.",
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"content": "The Diary of Timeless Fortune\n... | [
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"content": "I watched as Captain Phantastic... |
2017-10-17T06:24:21 | 2017-10-17T05:54:01 | 52 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a horror story in 100 words.",
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"content": "Valentine's Day is a holiday about the heart, and now I am staring at hers. Throbbing, beating, her eyes are open and she is terrified. My hands are soaked in blood. I am surprised at myself. A smile crosses my l... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a horror story in 100 words.",
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"content": "Something is at your door. Don't open the door. Look trough the window but don't open the door. You see something, be careful so that it doesn't see you. It's trying to come inside, just be quiet and wait for it ... |
2017-10-17T07:49:43 | 2017-10-17T06:39:47 | 20 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a horror story in 100 words.",
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"content": "I am Charles. I am thirty-two years old, and I am going to drown. My hands are tied to an eye-bolt at the base of a pier in a canal in Gautier. It is a beautiful evening. The sky is an orange crescendo to a ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a horror story in 100 words.",
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"content": "Cindy Lee Baker's tree sat empty in the yard. \n\nWind chimes sang while her Grandmother sat quietly. 33 seconds had passed since she had looked up from her knitting. \n\n\"Dear?\" her warm voice floated through ... |
2017-12-10T08:46:55 | 2017-12-10T07:57:17 | 6,054 | 3,174 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said \"World War One\"",
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"content": "\"Peace must prevail.\"\n\nI looked at him sadly. \"This isn't the way. Please believe me.\"\n\nHe was adamant. \"Our people are disheartened, painted as villains. I... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said \"World War One\"",
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"content": "\"You know, for the 'Great War' it really isn't that great. To be honest I get why people call it 'World War One' instead\"\n\nAs soon as those words left my mouth I... |
2017-12-10T11:09:21 | 2017-12-10T10:24:11 | 467 | 54 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said \"World War One\"",
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"content": "\"What did you say?\"\n\nOh, shit. \"I said, I flew biplanes against the Red Baron in that World War we won.\" Nailed it. \n\n---\n\nThirty-two years later that kid... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a time traveler in 1918, and you just accidentally said \"World War One\"",
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"content": "World War One. If you can think of anything at all that would be even worse to say at a time not of your own, please do not hesitate to tell me. I'd like to know tha... |
2017-12-13T11:24:11 | 2017-12-13T11:06:02 | 339 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago.",
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"content": "\"That has got to be, without a shadow of a doubt, the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard.\"\n\nSergeant Barnes stood waiting for ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago.",
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"content": "\"Good evening-\" He said. He barely had time for another word as the door was once again slammed in his face. Undeterred, he knocked a... |
2017-12-13T11:04:01 | 2017-12-13T10:19:27 | 36 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago.",
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"content": "Vampires were a dying breed, once. The process of turning a human wreaked havoc on their bodies, and killed more than it saved. Technol... | [
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"content": "[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago.",
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"content": "John Dongle stares out of a highrise, '*Huh, it's a full moon tonight.* He thought quietly to himself. \n\n\"How can we increase sale!?... |
2017-12-13T11:31:19 | 2017-12-13T11:24:16 | 23 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago.",
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"content": "\"So tell me about this 'little' theory of yours again Michael\", Vince said with an air of amusement. \n\n\n\"It's not a theory, it's ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago.",
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"content": "My shift is about to end, only one more minute. My boss flies above the mat manufacturing line and rings a bell. Everybody exhales nice... |
2017-12-20T07:08:54 | 2017-12-20T07:08:43 | 28 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] In a post-apocalyptic era, books of the old world are the most valuable and sought after treasures. Your grandfather, who just passed, left you a map that supposedly leads to the legendary \"Library of Congress\".",
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"content": "Ray's car rolled down the perfect... |
2018-01-21T13:28:32 | 2018-01-21T12:07:18 | 61 | 41 | [
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"content": "[WP] As it turns out, the Avatar is still being reborn to this day. Unfortunately, if the government finds the Avatar, they’re killed before they liberate society. The handful of Benders left are few and far between. And you, an introverted Earthbender, just froze the liquid in your cup of tea.",
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2018-03-03T17:38:42 | 2018-03-03T16:16:06 | 25 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] 17 Years ago, when you were only 6 years old, your father left you and your mother, saying he was going to get milk. As you walk to work your father stumbles out of an alley, ragged, limping, and sporting a mud caked beard. In his hands, a cartoon of milk.\n\nFirst time writing a prompt, surp... | [
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2019-02-19T11:40:05 | 2019-02-19T11:01:36 | 531 | 183 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence is 20 words, the second is 19, and so on until the story ends with one word.",
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"content": "I hit the wall as I turn the corner, but my churning legs prevent myself from falling as I stumble.\n\nI resist the urge to l... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence is 20 words, the second is 19, and so on until the story ends with one word.",
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"content": "The sun was shining, birds were chirping; It was just an ordinary day, and everything seemed right in the world. \n\n\nThen i... |
2019-02-19T11:40:05 | 2019-02-19T11:02:17 | 531 | 40 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence is 20 words, the second is 19, and so on until the story ends with one word.",
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"content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence is 20 words, the second is 19, and so on until the story ends with one word.",
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"content": "It had been late before she finally fell asleep, and she would have liked to sleep a little bit longer. \n\nShe wasn’t sure w... |
2019-02-19T12:03:59 | 2019-02-19T11:02:17 | 131 | 40 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence is 20 words, the second is 19, and so on until the story ends with one word.",
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"content": "I was 12, waking up at night, asking myself if I would ever be strong enough to just let go,\n\nSomehow, as a child, the idea... | [
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"content": "It had been late before she finally fell asleep, and she would have liked to sleep a little bit longer. \n\nShe wasn’t sure w... |
2019-02-19T11:42:55 | 2019-02-19T11:14:00 | 29 | 19 | [
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"content": "When Earth gave up on us and the land became unstable, when the oceans could no longer contain our garbage. \n\nWhen our insa... | [
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"content": "I’ve been asked to write a short story which permits me to use exactly twenty words in the first sentence.\n\nAfter that one,... |
2019-05-20T23:26:29 | 2019-05-20T22:06:09 | 958 | 600 | [
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"content": "[WP] The hero is enjoying a day off thanks to a rare quiet night in the city. That is until the villain shows up to her door, but carrying an unconscious woman and looking distraught. “I saved her from a party....I know this is weird, but I didn’t know who else to go to.”",
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"content": "[WP] Your superpower: The ability to successfully do the job...with the wrong tool. (Optional - Your weakness: The inability to do so with the right tool for the job.)",
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"content": "“Excuse me, sir? We appreciate you pulling over to help us, so I really don't mean t... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your superpower: The ability to successfully do the job...with the wrong tool. (Optional - Your weakness: The inability to do so with the right tool for the job.)",
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"content": "The second day stuck at the bottom of the ocean, the crew locked me in a storage clo... |
2019-05-27T22:36:12 | 2019-05-27T21:58:34 | 228 | 44 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your superpower: The ability to successfully do the job...with the wrong tool. (Optional - Your weakness: The inability to do so with the right tool for the job.)",
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"content": "\"But why mom?\"\n\n\"Because its the wrong way to do it,son\"\n\nI listen back to t... | [
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"content": "[WP] Your superpower: The ability to successfully do the job...with the wrong tool. (Optional - Your weakness: The inability to do so with the right tool for the job.)",
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"content": "\"Mom\", \"Yes honey what do you want\". \"Why do people on tv shows eat cereal with... |
2019-08-11T23:01:52 | 2019-08-11T22:54:51 | 58 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] A few thousand people around the world suddenly get superpowers based on the character of the last game they played. Highly valued by society you are the exception as everyone laughs at your inherited powers. The thing is, you modded the hell out of your character before this all happened.\n\... | [
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2019-08-28T04:34:05 | 2019-08-28T01:54:57 | 17 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] in the year 1105 BC you helped a man escape an imprisonment. Before you parted ways he says to make a blood oath. You didn’t think much of it but you also cut your hand and shake. He says that you’ll live as long as he does. Well, now it’s the year 2020 and you’ve been searching for this man.... | [
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2019-09-04T06:29:24 | 2019-09-04T04:58:22 | 52 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels.",
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"content": "[WP] Humans have always been the friendliest and the most peaceful species in the galaxy. When one of the most ruthless empires decides to wipe out the pathetic humans and their diplomacy, they discover that humans have something that no one in the galaxy has ever seen. Nuclear weapons.",
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"content": "[WP] Humans have always been the friendliest and the most peaceful species in the galaxy. When one of the most ruthless empires decides to wipe out the pathetic humans and their diplomacy, they discover that humans have something that no one in the galaxy has ever seen. Nuclear weapons.",
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"content": "[WP] Humans have always been the friendliest and the most peaceful species in the galaxy. When one of the most ruthless empires decides to wipe out the pathetic humans and their diplomacy, they discover that humans have something that no one in the galaxy has ever seen. Nuclear weapons.",
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"content": "[WP] Nobody draws water from the well anymore. The villagers know it is cursed, but after generations, nobody remembers exactly what this curse is. A strange traveler comes to the village, starving and thirsty. The inn and the tavern turn him away. He goes to the well. The villagers watch.",
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"content": "[WP] It turns out that Gosh is a real god, and he is getting pretty darn tired of all these goody-two-shoes using his name in vain.",
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"content": "In the not completely barren wastelands of Heck, a ring of gods sat around a pillar of bellowing heckfire. It was lukewa... | [
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"content": "Cindy shook the swear jar in Brian's face.\n\n \"Come on, Cindy!\" He pleaded, looking around to make sure their mom cou... |
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"content": "[WP] You pass by the same girl every day for six years of your life. Then one day, you sit down next to her. She ignores you. Then you open your mouth and speak. Shocked, she turns to you, \"You can see me?\"",
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"content": "I've always seen her around. We were in the... |
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"content": "[WP] He thought he was the world’s most boring man, living in a world of superpowers yet never having a single interesting experience. Observers know him as the world’s 5th most powerful being, the owner of S class reality alteration powers of the “Normalcy Enforcement,” type. Meet Normen...\n\nI ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Humans are unique among all space faring creatures, they can interbreed successfully with any sentient lifeform. You run the station daycare.",
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"content": "\"Wendell,\" I muttered quietly, \"take Richie out of your mouth!\"\n\n\"No!\" said Wendell's second head... | [
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"content": "[WP] Humans are unique among all space faring creatures, they can interbreed successfully with any sentient lifeform. You run the station daycare.",
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"content": "Things were grim in the station daycare. Little Carol, the offspring of Dave and a black hole, had opened... |
2020-09-03T02:17:33 | 2020-09-03T01:56:01 | 119 | 64 | [
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"content": "[WP] You bring home a girl. She wants to see the \"1\" you talked about that shines on your floor. Only now it says \"2.\" It stays like this for years together until one day, it says \"4.\" She says, \"Hon, I have some good news. But you should sit down.\"\n\nInspired by this post\n\nhttps://www.... | [
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"content": "[WP] An alien super-intelligence routinely teleports a random creature from every inhabited planet's most dangerous species into a massive battle royale. Humans are known as a weak species with strange but useless textiles and objects. This year, a battle-ready soldier is chosen.",
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"content": "[WP] It’s been weeks since your friend returned with godlike powers, unwilling to explain how. She is however getting increasingly frustrated by you not noticing her making the move on you.",
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"content": "[WP] It’s been weeks since your friend returned with godlike powers, unwilling to explain how. She is however getting increasingly frustrated by you not noticing her making the move on you.",
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"content": "[WP] It's your first time inside the dungeon. everyone told you to kill monsters on sight. but so far, the monsters have all been really nice. This Goblin just gifted you an apple.",
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"content": "[WP] Throughout the course of a seemingly normal story, the narrator is attempting to ask the reader out on a date",
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"content": "[WP] You are an alien commander briefing your troops on the human enemy and their seemingly magical abilities to sense your kind, an alien race with no sense of sight.",
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"content": "[WP] You live in a world where every person receives a superpower on their 18th birthday. You eagerly count down the seconds then shriek in horror as you are given a power no one would ever want to be stuck with.",
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"content": "[WP] A girl finally is able to buy the robotic boyfriend of her dreams. One day, she casually compares him to human boyfriends. Guided by his programming, he follows the conversation with very frightening but accurate comments about humanity in general.",
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"content": "[WP] Once, there were Four queens. One held the grandest party ever, making her kingdom the happiest. One built the grandest university, making hers the wisest. One, however, raised the grandest army ever known, making hers the deadliest. And, finally, there was the Fourth queen...",
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"content": "[WP] Humanity awakens one day to find that large city block size black monoliths have appeared all over the globe. They don't seem to serve any purpose. At first panic ensues but after 10 years of them being there society has come to just accept them.",
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"content": "[WP] You and some friends play the \"wake up, you're in a dream\" prank on random stranger. They reply, \"Thanks!\" and disappear.",
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"content": "[WP] Both brothers stood over their sister Candice's grave. Sad and angry, Phineas turned to his bother and said, \"Ferb, I know what we are going to do today...\"",
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"content": "[WP] Both brothers stood over their sister Candice's grave. Sad and angry, Phineas turned to his bother and said, \"Ferb, I know what we are going to do today...\"",
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"content": "The grave glistened in the summer downpour. The golden inlayed message staring back at t... |
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"content": "[WP] The gatekeeper between hell and heaven sees many applications daily to transfer from the former into the latter. Today, for the first time, he saw someone wanting to go the other way.",
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"content": "The guilt... I couldn't take it anymore. I should have never wi... | [
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"content": "[WP] The gatekeeper between hell and heaven sees many applications daily to transfer from the former into the latter. Today, for the first time, he saw someone wanting to go the other way.",
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"content": "The gatekeeper looked at me, a faint hint of amusement mixed in... |
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"content": "[WP] Killing a person raises your life span by 20 years, but it comes with a cost.\n\nFirst Reddit post ever. Please be gentle \n\nEdit: Did not expect this to blow up. ",
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"content": "[WP] The year is 2027. Humanity has discovered reliable FTL-travel. The universe is filled with other space-capable sentient life - but all other species rely on different forms of magic, despoiling science as something humanity made up to protect their own form of magic.",
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"content": "[WP] A Jedi and a Sith debate their Philosophies",
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"content": "[WP] A Jedi and a Sith debate their Philosophies",
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"content": "[WP]You realize you've misheard your daughter. There's actually a mobster under her bed.",
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"content": "I must have looked pretty shady, but everyone does in this neighborhood. So nobody even questioned or made a second glass as I walked through to the backyard of th... | [
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"content": "[WP]You realize you've misheard your daughter. There's actually a mobster under her bed.",
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"content": "\"Muuuuuuum! Daaaaaaaaaaaad!\" Ivy screams as she bursts through my door. I jolt straight up and look at her, her Dora the Explorer pajamas stained with urine down... |
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"content": "[WP] Every starfaring species has discovered a different form of FTL travel. Kantian gates, Salec skip drives, Maltiun wave-riders, Delfanit pulse tubes ... Humanity's solution was regarded as \"Unorthodox\", \"Unsafe\", and \"Damn Stupid\" by the rest of the galaxy.",
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"content": "[WP] Every starfaring species has discovered a different form of FTL travel. Kantian gates, Salec skip drives, Maltiun wave-riders, Delfanit pulse tubes ... Humanity's solution was regarded as \"Unorthodox\", \"Unsafe\", and \"Damn Stupid\" by the rest of the galaxy.",
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"content": "[WP] You are cursed. Every good deed you perform reduces the time you have left to live. However, evil deeds will grant more time.\n\nDo you die a hero, or live long enough to become a villain?\n\n\nEdit: Great job everyone. This is my first post and it got more of a response than I could have pre... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are cursed. Every good deed you perform reduces the time you have left to live. However, evil deeds will grant more time.\n\nDo you die a hero, or live long enough to become a villain?\n\n\nEdit: Great job everyone. This is my first post and it got more of a response than I could have pre... |
2017-06-22T06:21:45 | 2017-06-22T03:34:42 | 4,092 | 203 | [
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"content": "[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping.",
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"content": "A bone-jarring impact jolts me awake, followed by a few seconds of searing pain. I try to sit up, but the searing pain keeps me on by bac... | [
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"content": "[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping.",
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"content": "The land is desolate and barren for as far as I can see, devoid of all life except for the solitary red figure before me, his claps reson... |
2017-06-22T06:13:16 | 2017-06-22T04:29:40 | 65 | 34 | [
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"content": "[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping.",
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"content": "“You’re here. Finally. I was getting sick of you living.\n \nYou were truly pathetic when you were alive, I hope that will change soon en... | [
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"content": "[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping.",
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"content": "Darkness. They say there is a light at the end of the tunnel, but I see none. Wait. Is that... applause?\n\n\"What's going on?\" I turn w... |
2017-06-22T07:17:21 | 2017-06-22T06:26:05 | 41 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping.",
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"content": "A crisp clap fills the atmosphere with dread, as the overwhelming darkness shifts to an endless sea of fire. \n\nThe silhouette of a man ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping.",
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"content": "The bright light starts to fade as I unshield my eyes to appear in a white void. There's a glossy white floor, and a dirty white colored ... |
2017-06-22T05:45:21 | 2017-06-22T04:28:05 | 39 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping.",
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"content": "*The flames roared up around his face, \nburning ever hot.\nHe looked around, quite confused.\n\"This must be hell.\" he thought.*\n\n*\"... | [
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"content": "[WP] You die and go to Hell only to find out that you're the only person that has ever entered. Satan is clapping.",
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"content": "All you had to do was opt out. Jesus literally created the loophole that let no one have to be here. The old testament patch was broke... |
2017-07-20T11:20:14 | 2017-07-20T07:25:39 | 20 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] A dejected man who has just come home from another terrible first date is desperate for someone to love him. Dating sites haven't worked and he is willing to do anything. As a last ditch attempt at love, he closes himself in the bathroom and begins to speak. \"Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary...\"",
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"content": "[WP] A dejected man who has just come home from another terrible first date is desperate for someone to love him. Dating sites haven't worked and he is willing to do anything. As a last ditch attempt at love, he closes himself in the bathroom and begins to speak. \"Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary...\"",
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2017-10-02T06:13:08 | 2017-10-02T06:04:28 | 6,645 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a cow.\n\n[removed]",
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"content": "Grass is food. I eat grass and I not die.\n\nFarmer is friend. I not kill farmer and farmer take me to new grass. I eat new grass and I not die.\n\nSometimes farmer take me to milk square and invisible calves feed, some... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a cow.\n\n[removed]",
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"content": "Mooooooooooooo, moo. Moooo! Eat grass. Chew, chew. Other cows all around. Grass to chew. Fart. Moooo. Hello cow friend. Hello baby cow. Moo! Take a few steps. More moo. More grass. Chew and eat. Fly on my butt. Tail swa... |
2017-10-02T07:43:53 | 2017-10-02T07:20:31 | 50 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a cow.\n\n[removed]",
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"content": "Look at them all, filthy pink blobs of flesh ploughing their fields and planting their corn. Bah ! Ignorant fools! Little do they know, that I, Adolf Hitler have been reincarnated as a cow. \n\nI sit here day after day ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a cow.\n\n[removed]",
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"content": "I am cow, hear me moo. I weigh twice as much as you, and I look good on the barbecue. Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's made from liquid from my udders. I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo!\n\nI am cow, eating grass.... |
2017-10-02T07:43:53 | 2017-10-02T06:49:08 | 50 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a cow.\n\n[removed]",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Look at them all, filthy pink blobs of flesh ploughing their fields and planting their corn. Bah ! Ignorant fools! Little do they know, that I, Adolf Hitler have been reincarnated as a cow. \n\nI sit here day after day ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a cow.\n\n[removed]",
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"content": "I am a cow. Sometimes I'll escape from my pen after dark. It's easier when there are clouds; it's darker, and I can move unseen. But occasionally, if I feel daring, I'll do it on a moonlit night. The shadows seem deeper... |
2017-10-02T06:54:58 | 2017-10-02T06:04:28 | 42 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a cow.\n\n[removed]",
"role": "user"
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"content": "\"Quack......quack quack quack.......quack quack\"\n\n\"Moooooo.....mooooooooo......\"\n\n\"Quack quack quack\"\n\n\"Mooooooooo......\"\n\nIt had been six weeks since the vet had diagnosed Laurence with Mad Cow Disease.... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a cow.\n\n[removed]",
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},
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"content": "Mooooooooooooo, moo. Moooo! Eat grass. Chew, chew. Other cows all around. Grass to chew. Fart. Moooo. Hello cow friend. Hello baby cow. Moo! Take a few steps. More moo. More grass. Chew and eat. Fly on my butt. Tail swa... |
2017-12-03T12:22:42 | 2017-12-03T11:59:01 | 56 | 24 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're sitting around bored fiddling with stuff in your pocket when suddenly the text \"CHEAT ACTIVATED\" appears in-front of you for several seconds.",
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"content": "\"CHEAT ACTIVATED\"\n\nThe giant glowing message just sat there in the air. It was a blinding wh... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're sitting around bored fiddling with stuff in your pocket when suddenly the text \"CHEAT ACTIVATED\" appears in-front of you for several seconds.",
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"content": "\"What is this?\" I think to myself, scratching at a place on my chin.\n\nSuddenly the text blin... |
2017-12-21T03:47:32 | 2017-12-20T23:47:17 | 98 | 48 | [
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"content": "[WP] You’ve just realized that you are not a human, but rather a parasite controlling someone.",
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"content": "It was very sudden. \n\nOne second, I'm suffering from loss of balance, falling, and mortal terror as I slip on a toy car left on a stair-step. The next, the... | [
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"content": "[WP] You’ve just realized that you are not a human, but rather a parasite controlling someone.",
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"content": "\"They're always told that they have five senses. I never fully understood why society undermines the mind, which surely is the sixth sense. \n\nTheir entir... |
2018-01-10T05:54:41 | 2018-01-10T04:15:12 | 66 | 29 | [
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"content": "[WP] A man releases an evil genie, bent on corrupting his wishes. However, the man's wishes are so boring and mundane, the evil genie struggles to twist them.",
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"content": "John had run through this scenario in his head so many times. Uncorruptable wishes, that was ... | [
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"content": "[WP] A man releases an evil genie, bent on corrupting his wishes. However, the man's wishes are so boring and mundane, the evil genie struggles to twist them.",
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"content": "\"I wish my legs aren't tired\" I say, considering I had walked a while before finding this l... |
2018-02-27T02:54:47 | 2018-02-27T02:45:25 | 36 | 26 | [
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"content": "[WP] Once during everyone's life they can call upon a God for help. You see a drunk driver speeding towards you, and use yours. You wake up in a hospital, paralyzed. Besides you is Buddha, \"I will teach you to forgive.\"",
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"content": "\"Forgive me, but I think I ch... | [
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"content": "[WP] Once during everyone's life they can call upon a God for help. You see a drunk driver speeding towards you, and use yours. You wake up in a hospital, paralyzed. Besides you is Buddha, \"I will teach you to forgive.\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The light was so bright it was... |
2018-05-28T14:58:17 | 2018-05-28T14:34:30 | 247 | 162 | [
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"content": "[WP] You’re a peasant who’s house has been raided hundreds of times by adventurers passing through. So, you built a defense so they would stop stealing from you. One thing led to another, and your house is now a dungeon and you’re the final boss.",
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},
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"content": "My da... | [
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"content": "[WP] You’re a peasant who’s house has been raided hundreds of times by adventurers passing through. So, you built a defense so they would stop stealing from you. One thing led to another, and your house is now a dungeon and you’re the final boss.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "\"Com... |
2018-07-16T08:30:32 | 2018-07-16T08:29:43 | 39 | 27 | [
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"content": "[WP] A man accidentally runs over a bunny on his way to work. Unbeknownst to him, it was the rabbit king. Now the whole of the rabbit kingdom wants a slow and deliberate revenge...\n\n**Edit**: It's been so excellent to see great writing for this funny idea I had just a couple days ago. Never part... | [
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"content": "[WP] A man accidentally runs over a bunny on his way to work. Unbeknownst to him, it was the rabbit king. Now the whole of the rabbit kingdom wants a slow and deliberate revenge...\n\n**Edit**: It's been so excellent to see great writing for this funny idea I had just a couple days ago. Never part... |
2018-10-31T22:42:01 | 2018-10-31T22:20:10 | 68 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] Inspired by their lack of a reflection and ability to see in the dark, you convince your vampire friend to enter a box lined with mirrors to find out what he can see. When the door closes, he begins to scream.",
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},
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"content": "I threw the door open and he looked t... | [
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"content": "[WP] Inspired by their lack of a reflection and ability to see in the dark, you convince your vampire friend to enter a box lined with mirrors to find out what he can see. When the door closes, he begins to scream.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... |
2018-11-30T15:28:59 | 2018-11-30T15:22:55 | 292 | 47 | [
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"content": "[WP] Ever since you were born, you had the ability to see a marker on where any item is if people ask you to find it. However, once a friend jokingly asks you if you could find him the holy grail. You both laugh it off, but suddenly a mark appears 5 miles to the north of you.",
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"content": "[WP] Ever since you were born, you had the ability to see a marker on where any item is if people ask you to find it. However, once a friend jokingly asks you if you could find him the holy grail. You both laugh it off, but suddenly a mark appears 5 miles to the north of you.",
"role": "user"
... |
2019-03-05T17:34:00 | 2019-03-05T13:30:40 | 74 | 44 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a retired supervillain whos just trying to live a normal life, however the heroes still come to stop you in everyday situations.",
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},
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"content": "I gave it up ages ago.\n\nI mean we all make mistakes right? Like kill a couple innocents or level a city or tw... | [
{
"content": "[WP] You're a retired supervillain whos just trying to live a normal life, however the heroes still come to stop you in everyday situations.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Look, I get it, I was the super villain “Chameleon” and did some bad stuff. I remember my first crime, shoplift... |
2019-05-04T11:15:23 | 2019-05-04T10:43:43 | 6,214 | 1,560 | [
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"content": "[WP]When you reach 18, you get put in a database which ranks you in different categories (ex. 207,145th in the world for most bug kills) You lived on a ranch and never used tech. You had to go into town after your 18th birthday. Everyone is staring at you. You finally decide to check the database.... | [
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"content": "[WP]When you reach 18, you get put in a database which ranks you in different categories (ex. 207,145th in the world for most bug kills) You lived on a ranch and never used tech. You had to go into town after your 18th birthday. Everyone is staring at you. You finally decide to check the database.... |
2019-06-25T15:59:55 | 2019-06-25T12:54:50 | 35 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] You brace yourself for the worst as the witch tells you the effects of the curse she just placed on you. As she finishes, you blink. \"So...what's the downside again?\"",
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},
{
"content": "The witch Merid sighed in disbelief before condescendingly scorning me. \n\n&a... | [
{
"content": "[WP] You brace yourself for the worst as the witch tells you the effects of the curse she just placed on you. As she finishes, you blink. \"So...what's the downside again?\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\"I curse you and your entire bloodline!\" Lycania shouted. Her vine covered s... |
2019-06-25T16:38:13 | 2019-06-25T15:02:35 | 15 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] You brace yourself for the worst as the witch tells you the effects of the curse she just placed on you. As she finishes, you blink. \"So...what's the downside again?\"",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "While I never believed in magic, I was always a fan of stories and games that ... | [
{
"content": "[WP] You brace yourself for the worst as the witch tells you the effects of the curse she just placed on you. As she finishes, you blink. \"So...what's the downside again?\"",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\"Oh, sweetheart,\" the witch cooed. \"Downside? You thought there would be a ... |
2019-07-05T12:50:37 | 2019-07-05T09:06:55 | 94 | 44 | [
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"content": "[WP] The TV screen goes into a public broadcast \"EMERGENCY WARNING: IF YOU ARE READING THIS, OPEN ALL WATER IN YOUR HOUSE IMMEDIATELY UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. FLUSH TOILETS NONSTOP. MIX THE POOL WATER AND TURN ON WATER JETS. DO NOT LET ANY WATER SIT STILL.\"",
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"content": "[WP] The TV screen goes into a public broadcast \"EMERGENCY WARNING: IF YOU ARE READING THIS, OPEN ALL WATER IN YOUR HOUSE IMMEDIATELY UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. FLUSH TOILETS NONSTOP. MIX THE POOL WATER AND TURN ON WATER JETS. DO NOT LET ANY WATER SIT STILL.\"",
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"content": "[WP] The TV screen goes into a public broadcast \"EMERGENCY WARNING: IF YOU ARE READING THIS, OPEN ALL WATER IN YOUR HOUSE IMMEDIATELY UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. FLUSH TOILETS NONSTOP. MIX THE POOL WATER AND TURN ON WATER JETS. DO NOT LET ANY WATER SIT STILL.\"",
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