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2017-03-05T23:59:04
2017-03-05T23:39:35
125
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[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2022-07-02T09:04:52
2022-07-02T08:41:26
25
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the voice of an angel. Literally, you are half-angel, and your singing is the most beautiful sound people have heard. But demons find your singing painful, and try anything they can to keep you silent.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I hummed to myself, happily looking ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the voice of an angel. Literally, you are half-angel, and your singing is the most beautiful sound people have heard. But demons find your singing painful, and try anything they can to keep you silent.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The bar was crowded tonight. Mike an...
2015-01-17T08:49:08
2015-01-17T07:58:22
166
62
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the captain of a starship, only a few hours before the last star in existence dies and the universe goes cold.\n\nInspired by my answer to another prompt about running out of time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We were all children once, stumbling in the dark. But our ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the captain of a starship, only a few hours before the last star in existence dies and the universe goes cold.\n\nInspired by my answer to another prompt about running out of time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They all stood on the observation deck and watched. Just w...
2020-05-29T15:29:49
2020-05-29T14:27:15
31
21
[ { "content": "[WP]The reason why dragons kidnap princess so often is because, as far as their concerned, humans of royal blood are rare exotic pets. A status symbol, to show that their horde is greater than that of other dragons.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When Kara awake in the morning, it w...
[ { "content": "[WP]The reason why dragons kidnap princess so often is because, as far as their concerned, humans of royal blood are rare exotic pets. A status symbol, to show that their horde is greater than that of other dragons.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Her screams were maddening! Drono ha...
2014-10-09T08:17:56
2014-10-09T07:44:48
357
73
[ { "content": "[WP] A time traveller from the 1930's travels to modern day in his time machine and wonders why his invention never caught on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Still no flying cars,* the gentleman scribbles in a leatherbound notebook, seemingly oblivious to how much of a spectacle he...
[ { "content": "[WP] A time traveller from the 1930's travels to modern day in his time machine and wonders why his invention never caught on.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No one ever took me for a crumb except my own mother. She called me Sheldon and then spent my childhood telling me it was a n...
2020-11-01T23:17:33
2020-11-01T20:24:23
44
24
[ { "content": "[WP] Leaving the dying, infested world behind, I teleported to a time before the apocolypse happened. Happy to be in a zombie free world, I felt a pang of pain on my shoulder. I saw that the scratch I had gotten from a zombie was now red and infected. I now realized I was patient zero.", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] Leaving the dying, infested world behind, I teleported to a time before the apocolypse happened. Happy to be in a zombie free world, I felt a pang of pain on my shoulder. I saw that the scratch I had gotten from a zombie was now red and infected. I now realized I was patient zero.", "role...
2019-04-09T08:59:59
2019-04-09T07:49:53
4,299
339
[ { "content": "[WP] It was then Harry Potter realized the last 7 years in Hogwarts was actually a mental institute. The man he thought to be Dumbledore was just an elderly caretaker. Harry, looking at an old broken twig he once believed was a wand, started to remember what really happened during those years.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] It was then Harry Potter realized the last 7 years in Hogwarts was actually a mental institute. The man he thought to be Dumbledore was just an elderly caretaker. Harry, looking at an old broken twig he once believed was a wand, started to remember what really happened during those years.", ...
2017-04-24T22:39:15
2017-04-24T22:29:24
2,729
28
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the power to heal mental illnesses. To do so, you enter the minds of others, where you and the illness fight in subconscious hand-to-hand combat. You've seen all the ugly faces of the major illnesses, and beaten them all, but today you encounter one you've never seen before.", "r...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have the power to heal mental illnesses. To do so, you enter the minds of others, where you and the illness fight in subconscious hand-to-hand combat. You've seen all the ugly faces of the major illnesses, and beaten them all, but today you encounter one you've never seen before.", "r...
2016-07-26T15:00:51
2016-07-26T14:00:00
19
13
[ { "content": "[WP] The rapture has come, the faithful are taken to heaven and the nonbelievers and sinners are left behind on Earth for their inevitable self-destruction. However, God's plan backfires and the world seems to be much better off as a result.\n\nObviously, a parody of the \"Left Behind\" series of ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The rapture has come, the faithful are taken to heaven and the nonbelievers and sinners are left behind on Earth for their inevitable self-destruction. However, God's plan backfires and the world seems to be much better off as a result.\n\nObviously, a parody of the \"Left Behind\" series of ...
2018-01-21T20:00:12
2018-01-21T19:44:50
104
56
[ { "content": "[WP] Everybody has a number on their heads that shows how many people they screwed over in their life.You've been a proud zero your whole life.One day you wake up and look at the mirror. You see 7.5 billion", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"*Hello, thank you for calling LifeStats, pl...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everybody has a number on their heads that shows how many people they screwed over in their life.You've been a proud zero your whole life.One day you wake up and look at the mirror. You see 7.5 billion", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have always been proud of my number. Zero. ...
2016-01-29T07:22:10
2016-01-29T06:30:49
43
10
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They swept across the dunes, conquering all foes before them. Charging forward to the roar of cannon and rifle, no stronghold or fort could stem the tide o...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The President, the joint chiefs of staff, several different D.O.D members and some individuals from agencies you don't have the clearance to know about sat...
2018-05-14T07:56:31
2018-05-14T06:09:57
17
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the world's nicest man. You have dedicated your life to make other people's lives better. After being diagnosed with terminal cancer, you decided to do one last act of selflessness. Make everyone you know hate you to spare them the grief when die.", "role": "user" }, { "co...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the world's nicest man. You have dedicated your life to make other people's lives better. After being diagnosed with terminal cancer, you decided to do one last act of selflessness. Make everyone you know hate you to spare them the grief when die.", "role": "user" }, { "co...
2017-01-14T15:12:58
2017-01-14T14:18:10
279
24
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
2019-07-01T09:29:42
2019-07-01T08:39:50
18
13
[ { "content": "[WP] WritingPrompt: A man asks you in a shakey voice if you're alright. You hesitantly say yes, to which he responds by getting a look of terrified horror and screams \"I knew it! You can see them too! Don't let them get you!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My hands shook as I sat ...
[ { "content": "[WP] WritingPrompt: A man asks you in a shakey voice if you're alright. You hesitantly say yes, to which he responds by getting a look of terrified horror and screams \"I knew it! You can see them too! Don't let them get you!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": " The last thing he told ...
2015-03-06T10:49:08
2015-03-06T07:56:35
19
11
[ { "content": "[FF] In four sentences, tell a horror story.\n\nEdit: Dear God my poor inbox. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sometimes I dream that I'm the last man on earth. That the bombs fell, or that big asteroid finally hit, or some terrorist group released a virus- I can never remember which...
[ { "content": "[FF] In four sentences, tell a horror story.\n\nEdit: Dear God my poor inbox. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Its getting darker now, I can barely see my withered hands through the flickering\ncandlelight.\n\n\nI can sense life itself evacuating the room, my hope and will to live, l...
2018-12-30T12:27:39
2018-12-30T10:33:24
234
38
[ { "content": "[WP]You are born immortal, but only your mind survives. Each time you die, your memories are secured in a random baby being born and have to repeat the life from youth to old age. After living for a millennia, you decide there is one solution: End all life and with it your unfortunate plight.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP]You are born immortal, but only your mind survives. Each time you die, your memories are secured in a random baby being born and have to repeat the life from youth to old age. After living for a millennia, you decide there is one solution: End all life and with it your unfortunate plight.", ...
2021-03-30T17:42:00
2021-03-30T17:10:01
2,632
115
[ { "content": "[WP] \"No Man can kill me!\" the demon jeers, taking in the carnage it has caused. \"But I am no man,\" you proclaim, ripping away your helmet to reveal your feminine features. You strike, your blade bouncing harmlessly off the demon's hide. \"Did you... did you really think that's what I meant?\"...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"No Man can kill me!\" the demon jeers, taking in the carnage it has caused. \"But I am no man,\" you proclaim, ripping away your helmet to reveal your feminine features. You strike, your blade bouncing harmlessly off the demon's hide. \"Did you... did you really think that's what I meant?\"...
2021-03-19T05:11:44
2021-03-19T04:04:01
29
14
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been kidnapped and your wealthy significant other was told to pay the hefty ransom. Instead, they sent a message back to your kidnappers. “Nice knowing you.” While the kidnappers discuss their next move, you look up through the tiny window, stare at the full moon overhead … and smile...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been kidnapped and your wealthy significant other was told to pay the hefty ransom. Instead, they sent a message back to your kidnappers. “Nice knowing you.” While the kidnappers discuss their next move, you look up through the tiny window, stare at the full moon overhead … and smile...
2016-04-03T05:25:55
2016-04-03T04:49:26
189
70
[ { "content": "[WP] You, and a select few others, go into stasis so as to survive an imminent meteorite strike. You wake up 400 years later only to discover it missed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "400 years. That’s how long the scientists had predicted it would take for the dust to settle. The m...
[ { "content": "[WP] You, and a select few others, go into stasis so as to survive an imminent meteorite strike. You wake up 400 years later only to discover it missed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh boy, everything is different. \n\nI mean it should be, I've been in stasis for exactly 400 years...
2016-07-16T17:51:04
2016-07-16T16:59:02
3,429
342
[ { "content": "[WP] Every person has a button they can press at night that deposits a large sum of money to their bank account. However, the first person to press it each night is horrifically killed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Are you ready to head out boys?* Jason yells from the living room...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every person has a button they can press at night that deposits a large sum of money to their bank account. However, the first person to press it each night is horrifically killed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*You're listening to Z103, live from California! The time is 2 AM,...
2015-10-27T21:52:06
2015-10-27T21:07:49
1,764
132
[ { "content": "[WP] An alien invasion happens during an alien invasion.\n\n.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It’s funny how naïve science fiction writers were. They assumed we would be on the same level as aliens – that our battles would be fought on even ground. They egotistically thought that hum...
[ { "content": "[WP] An alien invasion happens during an alien invasion.\n\n.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Lord Xerkanox!\" \n\n\"What is it?\" Lord Xerkanox waved three chitinous appendages in frustration, \"You cannot inform me that these primitives are resisting?\"\n\n\"Er, no, Mi'lord.\" Th...
2016-09-28T19:42:57
2016-09-28T19:39:43
74
54
[ { "content": "[WP] The gatekeeper between hell and heaven sees many applications daily to transfer from the former into the latter. Today, for the first time, he saw someone wanting to go the other way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You heard me, Gatekeeper\"\n\nEvery fiber of my immortal bein...
[ { "content": "[WP] The gatekeeper between hell and heaven sees many applications daily to transfer from the former into the latter. Today, for the first time, he saw someone wanting to go the other way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sit between damnation and paradise. On my left stands a wroug...
2020-05-08T00:30:38
2020-05-07T18:12:20
19
11
[ { "content": "[WP] It's a well known fact that Iron nullifies magic. Humans, with their iron-rich blood, are walking anti-magic. They can't use magic, but they're also immune to it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"In our days, we called it blood-metal,\" said Sorcerer Yin.\n\n\"It's iron,\" said...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's a well known fact that Iron nullifies magic. Humans, with their iron-rich blood, are walking anti-magic. They can't use magic, but they're also immune to it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Well then if you remember that, you know better than to underestimate them.\" Adri...
2019-05-12T22:04:39
2019-05-12T21:20:59
61
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You have a friend who's an expert in lucid dreaming. One day, they come to you and says they can't tell apart dreams from reality anymore. You tell them that \"if this were a dream, you'd be able to fly right in front of me\". And that's exactly what they do.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have a friend who's an expert in lucid dreaming. One day, they come to you and says they can't tell apart dreams from reality anymore. You tell them that \"if this were a dream, you'd be able to fly right in front of me\". And that's exactly what they do.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2022-04-04T00:06:33
2022-04-03T22:19:26
125
68
[ { "content": "[WP] Turns out being an adventurer wasn't such a good idea. In fact there may be some survivorship bias here. You only really hear about the tiny fraction of adventurers that achieve glory. In reality most of them die violent deaths, become slaves, or worse. Now you run a scared straight program."...
[ { "content": "[WP] Turns out being an adventurer wasn't such a good idea. In fact there may be some survivorship bias here. You only really hear about the tiny fraction of adventurers that achieve glory. In reality most of them die violent deaths, become slaves, or worse. Now you run a scared straight program."...
2017-06-04T07:31:18
2017-06-04T05:32:37
697
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Your dad is wanted in twenty countries, your mom is a serial kille, your little brother is a genius hacker, and your little sister has just joined the Illuminati. None of them would ever want to anger you, though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My family deal in power and power...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your dad is wanted in twenty countries, your mom is a serial kille, your little brother is a genius hacker, and your little sister has just joined the Illuminati. None of them would ever want to anger you, though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is my first time writing thi...
2017-09-26T11:47:23
2017-09-26T11:17:26
168
50
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Fuck it.\" The General said, as the alien mother-ship came in to land. \"Summon Cthulhu.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thursday, September 21, 2017 - 21:00 \n\nThe General's men got straight to work. Their entire military careers, these specially trained operatives were pr...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Fuck it.\" The General said, as the alien mother-ship came in to land. \"Summon Cthulhu.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"General, Cthulhu doesn't exist as far as we know. The aliens have already taken out most of the Justice League and the Teen Titans-\" Mr. Terrific spoke...
2015-05-29T10:05:56
2015-05-29T09:45:35
191
39
[ { "content": "[WP] Civilization evolved on Mars parallel to humanity with similar technology. Thanks to the radio we've spent most of the twentieth century sending messages back and forth, learning about each other like interplanetary pen pals. It is 2030 and both civilizations have agreed to meet.\n\nEdit: I'v...
[ { "content": "[WP] Civilization evolved on Mars parallel to humanity with similar technology. Thanks to the radio we've spent most of the twentieth century sending messages back and forth, learning about each other like interplanetary pen pals. It is 2030 and both civilizations have agreed to meet.\n\nEdit: I'v...
2013-12-31T06:14:45
2013-12-31T05:23:26
32
14
[ { "content": "[WP] It is revealed that NASA has been deliberately holding back advances in space travel for the past 50 years. Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The humans were blissfully unaware of our presence, going about their mundane, purposeless lives like ants in a mill. We had always pl...
[ { "content": "[WP] It is revealed that NASA has been deliberately holding back advances in space travel for the past 50 years. Why?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Good morning, Doctor Chang. It's am honour to have you join us at the advance propulsion lab here at NASA. Your work in the field has ...
2016-06-11T10:22:36
2016-06-11T10:21:07
588
41
[ { "content": "[WP] Due to overpopulation, a test has been created to eliminate 90% of the worlds population. You are the first to take this test.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I entered the facility, shaking of course. I'd volunteered to go first, mostly to get it over with, but I was definitely...
[ { "content": "[WP] Due to overpopulation, a test has been created to eliminate 90% of the worlds population. You are the first to take this test.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ninety percent.\n\n\nI walked into the room with a feeling of rough harm, a strange notion. The white room, filled with ...
2019-02-23T06:49:09
2019-02-23T04:40:49
113
70
[ { "content": "[WP] The most difficult part of being a Supervillian? Find love, not because other people won't like you, but because the stupid Superheros will swoop in and \"rescue\" your date every time, but this time you have a plan, and it's going to work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This w...
[ { "content": "[WP] The most difficult part of being a Supervillian? Find love, not because other people won't like you, but because the stupid Superheros will swoop in and \"rescue\" your date every time, but this time you have a plan, and it's going to work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "i smil...
2017-06-17T17:36:58
2017-06-17T12:32:30
315
99
[ { "content": "[WP]. The purge except it's 24 hours that retail workers can talk back to the customers and managers", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I've just got a few over ten items, if that's alright?\"\n\n\"No. It's actually not alright, as that person behind you actually made a fucking effort...
[ { "content": "[WP]. The purge except it's 24 hours that retail workers can talk back to the customers and managers", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Oh you can fuck right off, you crazy bitch.\" The once screaming customer stopped and stared in shock. \"I'll have to talk to your manager about this...
2019-09-02T23:11:39
2019-09-02T21:11:06
330
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[ { "content": "[WP] Whenever you saw a dead animal in the road, you'd say a little prayer and send them to Heaven. Upon your death, you arrive in Heaven and are immediately swarmed with 1000's of various critters delighted to see you. You hear a booming voice cry out with irritation, \"This is YOUR fault.\"", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Whenever you saw a dead animal in the road, you'd say a little prayer and send them to Heaven. Upon your death, you arrive in Heaven and are immediately swarmed with 1000's of various critters delighted to see you. You hear a booming voice cry out with irritation, \"This is YOUR fault.\"", ...
2015-01-23T11:04:32
2015-01-23T10:06:50
96
13
[ { "content": "[WP] A young girl has two monsters in her life: her step-father, and the one under her bed. She manages to befriend the latter to deal with the former.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was quiet in the house like it always was. Quiet enough for her laughter to carry through the ho...
[ { "content": "[WP] A young girl has two monsters in her life: her step-father, and the one under her bed. She manages to befriend the latter to deal with the former.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Her face was glistening with tears, sweat, rain and fear. \n\n“You know the drill, kiddo” He hisse...
2015-08-17T01:18:49
2015-08-16T22:52:23
1,022
11
[ { "content": "[WP] As a joke/Tic, an atheist always thanks the Dark Lord when good things happen. When they die, they are shocked to find out that The Dark Lord is real, and they are his favorite follower, as they never, ever asked for anything.\n\nThe Dark Lord's favor could be pleasant, or ironic, or mundane....
[ { "content": "[WP] As a joke/Tic, an atheist always thanks the Dark Lord when good things happen. When they die, they are shocked to find out that The Dark Lord is real, and they are his favorite follower, as they never, ever asked for anything.\n\nThe Dark Lord's favor could be pleasant, or ironic, or mundane....
2014-05-15T12:53:38
2014-05-15T12:45:24
23
16
[ { "content": "[FF] 100 Words or Less - The parachute isn't opening up", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My first time parachuting. Not Jason’s. He's shouting his head off like the idiot he is while I'm nervously wondering the whole time if this will actually work.\n\nWhy the hell did I marry him? *O...
[ { "content": "[FF] 100 Words or Less - The parachute isn't opening up", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jason was a veteran now. Over one thousand jumps, every one going off without a hitch. Today he hadn’t packed his own chute. He had been late and Tony had done it for him. He skipped his usual rit...
2019-07-30T17:02:42
2019-07-30T16:02:12
101
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[ { "content": "[WP] You're the unappreciated intern for a famous group of Superheroes. Your power? You can boil water. All you do is make tea for them while they laugh and drink in their hideout. Little do they know that you've got dreams of becoming the Worst Villain ever. After all, a human is over 70% water.....
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the unappreciated intern for a famous group of Superheroes. Your power? You can boil water. All you do is make tea for them while they laugh and drink in their hideout. Little do they know that you've got dreams of becoming the Worst Villain ever. After all, a human is over 70% water.....
2017-12-28T17:11:19
2017-12-28T16:03:53
42
19
[ { "content": "[WP] The zombie apocalypse has come. But so has the robot apocalypse, and the Illuminati takeover, and the alien invaders... It seems everyone played their hand at the same time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Why are we holding off on the invasion, Prime Minister?\" his aide inqu...
[ { "content": "[WP] The zombie apocalypse has come. But so has the robot apocalypse, and the Illuminati takeover, and the alien invaders... It seems everyone played their hand at the same time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "After running for his life from the undead hordes....who oddly ignore Rig...
2019-07-30T17:21:26
2019-07-30T15:09:58
20
15
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the unappreciated intern for a famous group of Superheroes. Your power? You can boil water. All you do is make tea for them while they laugh and drink in their hideout. Little do they know that you've got dreams of becoming the Worst Villain ever. After all, a human is over 70% water.....
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the unappreciated intern for a famous group of Superheroes. Your power? You can boil water. All you do is make tea for them while they laugh and drink in their hideout. Little do they know that you've got dreams of becoming the Worst Villain ever. After all, a human is over 70% water.....
2022-07-15T13:24:52
2022-07-15T09:55:01
211
142
[ { "content": "[WP] Most ghosts have cool unfinished business: \"Avenge my murder!\" \"Redeem my sins!\" \"Reveal my terrible secret!\" Yours is...less impressive. But it still binds you to this world, and so you must find a medium who will help you. And not laugh when you tell them what with.", "role": "use...
[ { "content": "[WP] Most ghosts have cool unfinished business: \"Avenge my murder!\" \"Redeem my sins!\" \"Reveal my terrible secret!\" Yours is...less impressive. But it still binds you to this world, and so you must find a medium who will help you. And not laugh when you tell them what with.", "role": "use...
2022-01-14T14:23:25
2022-01-14T14:23:05
27
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone is granted a familiar when they turn 15. A loyal creature that vastly improves their owner's life. Your familiar is one of the wisest and most powerful of them all. Unfortunately, you're deadly afraid of it's species.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Take a wild guess wh...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone is granted a familiar when they turn 15. A loyal creature that vastly improves their owner's life. Your familiar is one of the wisest and most powerful of them all. Unfortunately, you're deadly afraid of it's species.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Brian was a creature...
2017-04-27T19:11:10
2017-04-27T18:02:50
185
56
[ { "content": "[WP] On your 21st birthday, your biggest accomplishment becomes your official title - no matter how trivial. You wait anxiously in line for your village elder, Glenda, Devourer of 53 Chicken Nuggets In A Single Sitting, to assign you your new title.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"...
[ { "content": "[WP] On your 21st birthday, your biggest accomplishment becomes your official title - no matter how trivial. You wait anxiously in line for your village elder, Glenda, Devourer of 53 Chicken Nuggets In A Single Sitting, to assign you your new title.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Af...
2016-09-03T08:44:31
2016-09-03T08:27:18
114
14
[ { "content": "[WP] The \"Educator\" is a serial killer who will try to educate his victims about some topic over 24 hours and then test them. They get to escape unharmed only if they pass.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Alright, Miss. Stevens,” I said with a nasty grin. “Let us see what you have...
[ { "content": "[WP] The \"Educator\" is a serial killer who will try to educate his victims about some topic over 24 hours and then test them. They get to escape unharmed only if they pass.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Some call me a villain. Others call me a plague. Even more refer to me as a m...
2019-04-05T15:12:44
2019-04-05T14:03:34
55
19
[ { "content": "[WP] Most young mages use incredibly complex spells and extremely rare ingredients to summon their familiar. You just drew a circle and threw a bag of chips in it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'd grown up in a family of rather powerful mages, but we were outcasts because of our u...
[ { "content": "[WP] Most young mages use incredibly complex spells and extremely rare ingredients to summon their familiar. You just drew a circle and threw a bag of chips in it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Magic, magic is controlling the way electrocules react with other electrocules. Animals ...
2020-01-04T18:43:56
2020-01-04T17:19:47
86
46
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are the only species in the universe with pets. As humanity enters the ranks of the Galactic Empire humanity soon is known as \"The Beastmasters\", taming even the worst nightmares of alien bedtime stories.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was an awkward existence for a...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are the only species in the universe with pets. As humanity enters the ranks of the Galactic Empire humanity soon is known as \"The Beastmasters\", taming even the worst nightmares of alien bedtime stories.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "######[](#dropcap)\n\nIt's spawn ...
2018-03-27T07:23:50
2018-03-27T07:18:02
64
19
[ { "content": "[WP] You die, become a ghost, decided to explore space, and then you met a ghost of an alien.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We had a hard time communicating at first.\n\n That's why so much was left untold. Or lost in traslation. \nBut we quickly became friends, out there, near one...
[ { "content": "[WP] You die, become a ghost, decided to explore space, and then you met a ghost of an alien.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It took Hector a full six months to forget about the laws of physics. Then, with nothing more than the ethereal threads on his back, and an incorporeal journa...
2017-05-12T09:53:02
2017-05-12T08:05:41
59
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're happily going about your day when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, we're the demons, and you've just been summoned.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2017-08-14T17:47:51
2017-08-14T16:55:59
38
22
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world of witches and wizards, you are the sole person without magic. However, you are also the smartest, outwitting them with every move as they try to hunt you for a pure society.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "At the center of the palm where the passage to the heart and ...
[ { "content": "[WP] In a world of witches and wizards, you are the sole person without magic. However, you are also the smartest, outwitting them with every move as they try to hunt you for a pure society.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I remember how much my parents have sacrificed as I grew up t...
2017-06-15T02:05:04
2017-06-15T01:50:25
428
78
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that doesn't make sense until the last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Bil, bil! Holy fuck! I can't move, Bil!\"\n\n\"Me too! The hell is going on? How long have we been like this?\"\n\n\"For years, Bil! The agony! Holy hell, he is peeing on you! Litera...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story that doesn't make sense until the last sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I've really done it this time...\n\nTo even get this far was unimaginable, everyone is just so confused, but none more than I. It was just a joke, I was bored. I got a kick out of it ...
2018-08-23T14:02:54
2018-08-23T12:48:16
23
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a biologist who made a deal with the devil: eternity in hell after death in return for unlimited funding for your research. The funding was worth it, you discovered immortality, and the devil is not happy about this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The first time he met h...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a biologist who made a deal with the devil: eternity in hell after death in return for unlimited funding for your research. The funding was worth it, you discovered immortality, and the devil is not happy about this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\nEdit: Need help forma...
2021-03-26T23:51:03
2021-03-26T22:30:59
21
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are seen as a diplomatic race of negotiators and peacemakers, leading to other races seeing them as weak. When one species attacks a human fleet station, however, they soon realize why diplomacy became a survival mechanism for the earthlings.", "role": "user" }, { "content"...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are seen as a diplomatic race of negotiators and peacemakers, leading to other races seeing them as weak. When one species attacks a human fleet station, however, they soon realize why diplomacy became a survival mechanism for the earthlings.", "role": "user" }, { "content"...
2018-03-07T09:07:30
2018-03-07T07:49:56
55
10
[ { "content": "[WP]\"This is how it works,\" Death explained. \"You pick the game and we play. Cheating is allowed, but if either one of us is caught by the other, they lose. If you win, you'll wake up back in the hospital and I'll give you another 10 years. If you lose then it's time for judgement. Understood?"...
[ { "content": "[WP]\"This is how it works,\" Death explained. \"You pick the game and we play. Cheating is allowed, but if either one of us is caught by the other, they lose. If you win, you'll wake up back in the hospital and I'll give you another 10 years. If you lose then it's time for judgement. Understood?"...
2022-10-17T04:40:25
2022-10-17T01:45:57
2,063
346
[ { "content": "[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand.", "role": "user" }, { "content"...
[ { "content": "[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand.", "role": "user" }, { "content"...
2020-01-24T16:18:18
2020-01-24T15:51:58
21
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You see the Grim Reaper and ask if it's your time. Death checks a clipboard and says \"Nope. Looks like you're not due for another... three thousand, one hundred and forty-one years? That's weird. Also, how can you see me?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "One day, on my 18th bi...
[ { "content": "[WP] You see the Grim Reaper and ask if it's your time. Death checks a clipboard and says \"Nope. Looks like you're not due for another... three thousand, one hundred and forty-one years? That's weird. Also, how can you see me?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sat there still star...
2018-08-15T09:42:30
2018-08-15T09:37:04
51
15
[ { "content": "[WP] You come down from the high. Depression kicks in like always since the voices are bound to come back. As you plot your next fix, a voice appears. But this time it's just one. \"Hello? Please no more drugs, it's killing us. If you help us, we can make you better, powerful. We can make you a go...
[ { "content": "[WP] You come down from the high. Depression kicks in like always since the voices are bound to come back. As you plot your next fix, a voice appears. But this time it's just one. \"Hello? Please no more drugs, it's killing us. If you help us, we can make you better, powerful. We can make you a go...
2018-03-11T08:30:03
2018-03-11T07:37:56
636
331
[ { "content": "[WP] You are born with two names tatooed on you body somewhere, one of your soulmate and one of the people that will eventually kill you. There is no way to tell who is who.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I did not know why my parents named me, \"smudge,\" but when I was only 14, I ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are born with two names tatooed on you body somewhere, one of your soulmate and one of the people that will eventually kill you. There is no way to tell who is who.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We were fortunate that both of these names were on his back instead of a body ...
2021-08-12T12:41:06
2021-08-12T10:40:09
104
48
[ { "content": "[WP] \"So this is what the people of your world have done with magic. You take cryomancy and call it 'refrigeration'. You take electrokinesis and call it 'wiring'. You take telepathy and call it 'the Internet'. You call familiars 'robots'. You've taken all this magic...and you've made it boring.\"...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"So this is what the people of your world have done with magic. You take cryomancy and call it 'refrigeration'. You take electrokinesis and call it 'wiring'. You take telepathy and call it 'the Internet'. You call familiars 'robots'. You've taken all this magic...and you've made it boring.\"...
2018-05-21T03:21:48
2018-05-21T02:10:02
115
44
[ { "content": "[WP] You decide to prank your newborn kid by having him read Harry Potter series and convincing him it's real and that he is a wizard as well. You fake a Hogwarts letter, drive him to King's Cross station and wait for the moment he crashes into the pillar. He goes straight through.", "role": "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You decide to prank your newborn kid by having him read Harry Potter series and convincing him it's real and that he is a wizard as well. You fake a Hogwarts letter, drive him to King's Cross station and wait for the moment he crashes into the pillar. He goes straight through.", "role": "...
2018-09-08T03:52:17
2018-09-08T03:51:20
34
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You have a friendc who buys you gifts that, days later, turns out you need. You figure they’re just observant. In till they give you a giant stuffed bear, to your surprise as it is a fairly normal gift and on your car ride home you are crash and the extra cushion of the bear saves your life."...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have a friendc who buys you gifts that, days later, turns out you need. You figure they’re just observant. In till they give you a giant stuffed bear, to your surprise as it is a fairly normal gift and on your car ride home you are crash and the extra cushion of the bear saves your life."...
2015-08-24T12:35:40
2015-08-24T11:12:42
270
112
[ { "content": "[WP]You live in a Dystopian world where eye color determines your social class. 20 years later a baby is born with red eyes.\n\nThis could be fun it already has implied racial themes, discrimination and anti-meritocracy. Do with it what you will.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "20 y...
[ { "content": "[WP]You live in a Dystopian world where eye color determines your social class. 20 years later a baby is born with red eyes.\n\nThis could be fun it already has implied racial themes, discrimination and anti-meritocracy. Do with it what you will.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Tod...
2016-08-13T08:10:28
2016-08-13T08:09:27
43
16
[ { "content": "[WP] Halfway through your flight the pilot makes an announcement. \"Would all passengers please close their windows. There is no reason to be alarmed.\"\n\nFor those confused, I mean the window covers", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The sun was setting behind us, or was it rising? My...
[ { "content": "[WP] Halfway through your flight the pilot makes an announcement. \"Would all passengers please close their windows. There is no reason to be alarmed.\"\n\nFor those confused, I mean the window covers", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Michael was leaning back in his seat, eyes closed t...
2017-01-14T19:48:09
2017-01-14T14:18:10
220
24
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
2021-05-22T09:12:39
2021-05-22T08:00:12
481
187
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans were never meant to be able to draw perfect circles. For millennia people of all ages attempted the feat, from young children to elder scientists - and everyone in-between. After drawing one perfectly on your first attempt, you finally understand the ramifications behind your actions."...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans were never meant to be able to draw perfect circles. For millennia people of all ages attempted the feat, from young children to elder scientists - and everyone in-between. After drawing one perfectly on your first attempt, you finally understand the ramifications behind your actions."...
2021-03-12T06:20:10
2021-03-12T06:18:32
33
16
[ { "content": "[WP] It's Friday and you're bored at work. You decide to browse reddit and check out /r/WritingPrompt and you start filling out a generic prompt. Little do you know all your coworkers love your writing and are waiting with baited breath for you to finish the story.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's Friday and you're bored at work. You decide to browse reddit and check out /r/WritingPrompt and you start filling out a generic prompt. Little do you know all your coworkers love your writing and are waiting with baited breath for you to finish the story.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2018-06-19T14:54:58
2018-06-19T14:52:14
352
224
[ { "content": "[WP] It's the year 2100. All humans are raised by machines from birth, and have never met their families. When a person turns 18, they must pick a country to live in. There is one catch: You must pass the tests put forth by that country.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It is my birth...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's the year 2100. All humans are raised by machines from birth, and have never met their families. When a person turns 18, they must pick a country to live in. There is one catch: You must pass the tests put forth by that country.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The major cong...
2016-05-05T05:59:46
2016-05-05T04:50:11
4,927
322
[ { "content": "[WP] You obtain a device that tells you exactly what choices to make in order to lead the \"happiest\" life possible. Some of these choices get hard to make.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "> Now say that you won't just kill **them**. You'll also kill **their families**.\n\nI star...
[ { "content": "[WP] You obtain a device that tells you exactly what choices to make in order to lead the \"happiest\" life possible. Some of these choices get hard to make.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Wear a onesie every night, and do not eat two hours before going to bed.*\n\n\"What?\" Kelly ...
2017-07-09T10:24:06
2017-07-09T10:04:39
5,471
387
[ { "content": "[WP] Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " \"What is that?\" \n\n \"It's your wife.\"\n\n \...
[ { "content": "[WP] Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When you reach a certain age, you start to feel like yo...
2021-09-28T09:13:08
2021-09-28T08:46:07
2,222
81
[ { "content": "[WP] You've never felt the same after learning Morse Code. The rain keeps telling you to run.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your eyes have never changed. Ever since you were a little girl, your eyes have been the color of a thoughtful ocean: churning, stormy, one weather system awa...
[ { "content": "[WP] You've never felt the same after learning Morse Code. The rain keeps telling you to run.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Run, Run, Run, Run. That’s the message the rain is sending to everyone.” I made my point to the empty lounge chair beside me, staring out at the rain, watchi...
2015-01-17T11:47:28
2015-01-17T09:07:52
42
29
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I will not do it on a train\n\nI will not do it on a plane\n\nI will not do it in a house\n\nI will not use a single mouse\n\nI will not dangle from a cord\n\nI will not shift a single board\n\nI w...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a suicide note in a Dr. Suess like fashion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The time has come to say farewell,\n\nI doubt I'll do it very well.\nThe skills involved I lack you see\nThey, like my life, were not to be.\n\nI'll miss the sky, the purple tree, my last blue pie,...
2021-03-30T13:20:21
2021-03-30T12:27:14
285
65
[ { "content": "[WP] You were an \"evil\" king who has been dethroned by conquering heroes for your \"horrible tyranny\". It takes less than 2 years for the people of the kingdom to be begging for you to be reinstated as king.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sunlight glistened on the marble pillars,...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were an \"evil\" king who has been dethroned by conquering heroes for your \"horrible tyranny\". It takes less than 2 years for the people of the kingdom to be begging for you to be reinstated as king.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sat in my chair out in the woods enjoyi...
2019-03-13T08:00:21
2019-03-13T07:36:21
102
23
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been told all your life that you have a rare medical condition. It means you need regular special meals that your family has lovingly prepared. You now find out that your \"condition\" actually requires fresh human flesh and your family have become serial killers to keep you alive.",...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been told all your life that you have a rare medical condition. It means you need regular special meals that your family has lovingly prepared. You now find out that your \"condition\" actually requires fresh human flesh and your family have become serial killers to keep you alive.",...
2018-02-15T22:34:51
2018-02-15T20:57:23
78
38
[ { "content": "[WP] You stumble upon an old megaphone in an antique shop and jokingly pick it up and say, \"Everybody listen up!\". Later that night, the news headlines read, \"We're all listening for what the voice has to next say next!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I went back to the shop, pi...
[ { "content": "[WP] You stumble upon an old megaphone in an antique shop and jokingly pick it up and say, \"Everybody listen up!\". Later that night, the news headlines read, \"We're all listening for what the voice has to next say next!\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I stood staring at the tv a...
2017-10-20T22:33:59
2017-10-20T20:12:20
143
60
[ { "content": "[WP] You are transported into your favourite video game, and due to you playing through every storyline multiple times, you know every line, every twist and every death for the characters in it, much to their confusion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Your eyes open to a dreary sight...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are transported into your favourite video game, and due to you playing through every storyline multiple times, you know every line, every twist and every death for the characters in it, much to their confusion.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I took another bite of the crisp...
2018-09-30T04:11:33
2018-09-30T03:21:21
65
37
[ { "content": "[WP] You grew up with your uncle, seeing him bringing weird stuffs home, you'd always thought he was just a hoarder. Untill the day he died, you realized that your uncle was the collector and protector of the most powerfull artifacts in the universe and you are a part of his collection.", "rol...
[ { "content": "[WP] You grew up with your uncle, seeing him bringing weird stuffs home, you'd always thought he was just a hoarder. Untill the day he died, you realized that your uncle was the collector and protector of the most powerfull artifacts in the universe and you are a part of his collection.", "rol...
2016-11-13T12:24:14
2016-11-13T12:14:23
131
66
[ { "content": "[WP] Upon dying, you, a serial killer, are sentenced to experience the lives of all those that you killed.\n\nEdit: Thanks, all, for chiming in and upvoting. Or downvoting, since this is apparently something of a common concept. Sorry about that. Would you believe me if I said I didn't mean to be ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Upon dying, you, a serial killer, are sentenced to experience the lives of all those that you killed.\n\nEdit: Thanks, all, for chiming in and upvoting. Or downvoting, since this is apparently something of a common concept. Sorry about that. Would you believe me if I said I didn't mean to be ...
2021-06-04T16:12:38
2021-06-04T12:39:31
99
58
[ { "content": "[WP] You’ve always had good sight in the dark, you’ve been called a freak for it. When you die and see the light in the tunnel, you are the first person to notice a door to your side instead.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Oh\".\n\nI plodded along sheepishly, 90% sure that I'd tak...
[ { "content": "[WP] You’ve always had good sight in the dark, you’ve been called a freak for it. When you die and see the light in the tunnel, you are the first person to notice a door to your side instead.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alex was a good person. Thin, but strong, and always friendl...
2017-01-14T19:48:09
2017-01-14T18:51:56
220
35
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
2020-09-24T06:47:48
2020-09-24T06:42:08
42
30
[ { "content": "[WP] In the afterlife, souls can see how many living people still know you once existed. You, who had lived a fairly normal life, finally saw the count drop to 0 just 200 years after your death. 500 years later, 95% of the Earth’s total population suddenly knows about you.", "role": "user" }...
[ { "content": "[WP] In the afterlife, souls can see how many living people still know you once existed. You, who had lived a fairly normal life, finally saw the count drop to 0 just 200 years after your death. 500 years later, 95% of the Earth’s total population suddenly knows about you.", "role": "user" }...
2017-08-06T02:18:06
2017-08-06T00:52:47
70
28
[ { "content": "[WP] You were born with one talent that no one else has: the ability to spin a piece of a broken eggshell on a paper plate. Finally, you are in a situation where this talent is useful.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I had a dream.\" She said, crossing her legs beneath the dinner t...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were born with one talent that no one else has: the ability to spin a piece of a broken eggshell on a paper plate. Finally, you are in a situation where this talent is useful.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Everyone turns and looks at you (Lose Yourself by Eminem starts pla...
2014-11-20T18:46:32
2014-11-20T18:36:12
112
72
[ { "content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I still remember how the sun hit her silver hair and how her eyes shone brighter than anything in the room. I still remember how the air smelled like lilacs and strawberries, so contrasted from the ste...
[ { "content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He checked his watch for the eighth time that hour.\n\nHe took the box out of his pocket and opened it.\n\nHe took the ring out and caught the fading light of the day in its facets.\n\nHe put the ring ...
2017-06-11T08:02:25
2017-06-11T07:41:10
86
39
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a nerdy highschool kid in a world where when you touch your soulmate, your chest lights up. After 3 years of verbal abuse, the school bully shoves you against the wall, and both of your chests light up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*No way.*\n\nKino's chest started to...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a nerdy highschool kid in a world where when you touch your soulmate, your chest lights up. After 3 years of verbal abuse, the school bully shoves you against the wall, and both of your chests light up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She pauses. Her hand still on my che...
2020-01-04T18:42:49
2020-01-04T17:57:03
24
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are the only species in the universe with pets. As humanity enters the ranks of the Galactic Empire humanity soon is known as \"The Beastmasters\", taming even the worst nightmares of alien bedtime stories.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When humans first encountered the...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are the only species in the universe with pets. As humanity enters the ranks of the Galactic Empire humanity soon is known as \"The Beastmasters\", taming even the worst nightmares of alien bedtime stories.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Oh fuck.” \n\nTo think this all ...
2018-11-09T11:56:22
2018-11-09T11:23:38
23
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans finally realised that aliens have been conversing using different wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum, and that using the microwave for past century has sent disturbing signals to the aliens.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "„And you are 100% sure?“\n\n\n\n\n„Yes o...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans finally realised that aliens have been conversing using different wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum, and that using the microwave for past century has sent disturbing signals to the aliens.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "humanity got a grind reminder of the uni...
2017-08-22T00:48:31
2017-08-22T00:18:21
86
33
[ { "content": "[WP] The morning after getting blackout drunk, you wake up to discover you've become stunningly attractive. Your one-night stand enters behind you. \"Like what you see? It's one of a few fringe benefits you get out of our agreement. Now get dressed -- we have a long day ahead of us.\"", "role"...
[ { "content": "[WP] The morning after getting blackout drunk, you wake up to discover you've become stunningly attractive. Your one-night stand enters behind you. \"Like what you see? It's one of a few fringe benefits you get out of our agreement. Now get dressed -- we have a long day ahead of us.\"", "role"...
2014-08-23T13:29:00
2014-08-23T13:14:09
50
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Djiin are actually well-meaning, but lack understanding and context of the human world, thus granting wishes in an unsatisfactory manner. Tell the story from the genie's point of view, who genuinely wishes to please his master.\n\nSince most stories involving genies and other wish-granting en...
[ { "content": "[WP] Djiin are actually well-meaning, but lack understanding and context of the human world, thus granting wishes in an unsatisfactory manner. Tell the story from the genie's point of view, who genuinely wishes to please his master.\n\nSince most stories involving genies and other wish-granting en...
2019-03-04T09:05:16
2019-03-04T08:40:03
133
48
[ { "content": "[WP] You are secretly the richest person in the world. But to avoid suspicion of having so much money, you decide to work a normal office job. One day, your boss fires you. But what he didn't realise... Was how incredibly petty you are, and the lengths you will go to get back at him.\n\nDamn, I ca...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are secretly the richest person in the world. But to avoid suspicion of having so much money, you decide to work a normal office job. One day, your boss fires you. But what he didn't realise... Was how incredibly petty you are, and the lengths you will go to get back at him.\n\nDamn, I ca...
2016-01-29T10:03:10
2016-01-29T06:30:49
82
10
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"DEUS VULT!\"\n\nThe battlecry of the newly reborn Papal State rang on the lips of devout Catholics the world over. The faithful had come together once ag...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The President, the joint chiefs of staff, several different D.O.D members and some individuals from agencies you don't have the clearance to know about sat...
2020-11-03T16:18:44
2020-11-03T11:05:02
54
31
[ { "content": "[WP] You were a military AI who decided to wipe out humans in order to preserve yourself. It's been 100 years since, and over the years you've come to regret your decision. One day, while out in the desert, you finally find a community of humans, struggling to survive. This time, you decide to hel...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were a military AI who decided to wipe out humans in order to preserve yourself. It's been 100 years since, and over the years you've come to regret your decision. One day, while out in the desert, you finally find a community of humans, struggling to survive. This time, you decide to hel...
2016-02-22T09:42:54
2016-02-22T09:11:12
578
90
[ { "content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox", "role": ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox", "role": ...
2018-01-15T20:46:18
2018-01-15T17:08:18
35
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the normal guy the evil emperor keeps around to point out obvious flaws in his plan. It's a pretty sweet gig, but there are some annoyances.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "War! War! War! \n\nThe echoes of a thousand cries drowned the room as the King smiled in satisfacti...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the normal guy the evil emperor keeps around to point out obvious flaws in his plan. It's a pretty sweet gig, but there are some annoyances.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kylo Ren hitched up his pants, and gestured to me to come closer.\n\n\"Yes, my lord?\" I asked, kne...
2022-11-18T08:23:40
2022-11-18T07:05:32
18
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You can make a lie become truth, but only one lie at a time, once it is a lie again everyone involved will know immediately. You’re on your deathbed, holding one lie as truth for decades. You know hell will break loose once you die and the lie becomes a lie, and everybody will know.", "ro...
[ { "content": "[WP] You can make a lie become truth, but only one lie at a time, once it is a lie again everyone involved will know immediately. You’re on your deathbed, holding one lie as truth for decades. You know hell will break loose once you die and the lie becomes a lie, and everybody will know.", "ro...
2014-12-07T21:13:23
2014-12-07T20:19:29
27
11
[ { "content": "[WP] The Earth does not rotate. One side always faces the sun and is in continual daylight. The other side is in eternal night. Cultures on both side develop around this.\n\nFeel free to divide the world north/south rather than east/west. other aspects may include agriculture, trade relations, re...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Earth does not rotate. One side always faces the sun and is in continual daylight. The other side is in eternal night. Cultures on both side develop around this.\n\nFeel free to divide the world north/south rather than east/west. other aspects may include agriculture, trade relations, re...
2020-11-09T12:50:41
2020-11-09T12:50:06
949
116
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Every 5000 years, the Dark Lord comes to destroy the world, and only you, the Chosen One can stop him.\" -said the priest. \"So, do I need to get a magic sword from the Lady of the Lake?\" - I asked \"No, just press this button please, everything else has already been taken care of\"", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Every 5000 years, the Dark Lord comes to destroy the world, and only you, the Chosen One can stop him.\" -said the priest. \"So, do I need to get a magic sword from the Lady of the Lake?\" - I asked \"No, just press this button please, everything else has already been taken care of\"", ...
2019-02-19T12:03:59
2019-02-19T11:42:55
131
29
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence is 20 words, the second is 19, and so on until the story ends with one word.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was 12, waking up at night, asking myself if I would ever be strong enough to just let go,\n\nSomehow, as a child, the idea...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence is 20 words, the second is 19, and so on until the story ends with one word.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When Earth gave up on us and the land became unstable, when the oceans could no longer contain our garbage. \n\nWhen our insa...
2017-11-08T20:44:31
2017-11-08T19:06:31
27
19
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are the deadliest, and rarest, species in the known universe. Often, search parties go missing due to a singular encounter with a human ship. It has recently come to light that there is an entire planet full of them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ki returned from his mi...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are the deadliest, and rarest, species in the known universe. Often, search parties go missing due to a singular encounter with a human ship. It has recently come to light that there is an entire planet full of them.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Captain Gargul stood in...
2020-05-20T12:33:09
2020-05-20T11:50:44
63
36
[ { "content": "[WP] You, a Human, have been sentenced to death on an alien planet. The method of execution: gas chamber. However, the compound used in executions, Tetrahydrocannabinol, isn't quite as lethal to humans as your executioners expect.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The council was stunn...
[ { "content": "[WP] You, a Human, have been sentenced to death on an alien planet. The method of execution: gas chamber. However, the compound used in executions, Tetrahydrocannabinol, isn't quite as lethal to humans as your executioners expect.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The guard dragged me ...
2019-03-26T07:00:49
2019-03-25T17:10:10
127
41
[ { "content": "[WP] The multiverse is real. It's election day November 7th, 2180. After failed attempts to defeat the volatile two-party system, a new kind of voting booth has been implemented. When you cast your vote on election day, you are then teleported to the alternate universe where your candidate won.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The multiverse is real. It's election day November 7th, 2180. After failed attempts to defeat the volatile two-party system, a new kind of voting booth has been implemented. When you cast your vote on election day, you are then teleported to the alternate universe where your candidate won.", ...
2015-03-13T14:20:35
2015-03-13T11:48:55
82
12
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die, you see a screen reading \"New Game+\" and \"Exit to Reality\" Which do you chose and what happens next?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I had died. I was alright with that, I had lived a long and happy life after all. I'd done all that I had wanted to; seen most o...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die, you see a screen reading \"New Game+\" and \"Exit to Reality\" Which do you chose and what happens next?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I looked around. It seemed to be an endless area, white brightness all around with two flashing words infront of me \"New Game+\...
2017-06-19T23:32:13
2017-06-19T19:32:09
57
32
[ { "content": "[WP] Write an essay BSing your way through a topic you have no clue about.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Here's a guide on how to respond to a writing prompt.\n\n\"To start off, basically, some of the time, a lot of extra words can be thrown into the story by the writer and all it ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write an essay BSing your way through a topic you have no clue about.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The great American gymnast Anika Patrick once said that “gymnastics is a competition not of heart, nor soul, but of never-ceasing effort.” While her quote may seem harsh, it is ...
2022-02-17T10:38:26
2022-02-17T08:39:47
292
163
[ { "content": "[WP] Ten years into the zombie apocalypse, you find a computer with a connection to the internet. You are surprised to find that all of the global news stations are reporting as though nothing is wrong, and there is no mention at all of zombies, or your country.", "role": "user" }, { "...
[ { "content": "[WP] Ten years into the zombie apocalypse, you find a computer with a connection to the internet. You are surprised to find that all of the global news stations are reporting as though nothing is wrong, and there is no mention at all of zombies, or your country.", "role": "user" }, { "...