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2014-09-06T03:08:47
2014-09-06T01:01:44
274
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[ { "content": "[WP] The gods send their angels and demons down to Earth to fight the alien ghost zombies and robotic vampires being controlled by an AI overlord.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The director looked down at the script then up at the author. \"I can't believe I agreed to direct this t...
[ { "content": "[WP] The gods send their angels and demons down to Earth to fight the alien ghost zombies and robotic vampires being controlled by an AI overlord.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once upon a time, in a land far away there was an army of alien ghost zombies and robot vampires. Now usu...
2017-03-19T22:06:20
2017-03-19T16:36:36
154
89
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an assassin. You don't use explosives, guns, or poison. You are a master of the butterfly effect.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It’s a curse, you know.\n\nBeing able to see patterns like I do is absolute hell on earth. Tennis ball. Thimble. Tree branch. Thermostat. Tie...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an assassin. You don't use explosives, guns, or poison. You are a master of the butterfly effect.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mortimer R. van Haarenburg, Mort for short, was hugely talented and he was a killer. A very good one. An assassin to be exact. There are only...
2019-08-28T11:09:58
2019-08-28T11:00:06
353
168
[ { "content": "[WP]The zombie apocalypse has come and gone. Humanity has survived and prospered, but with the virus still inside every single human. Centuries in the future, we are at war with an alien race, and they are horrified to learn that we don't stay dead easily.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP]The zombie apocalypse has come and gone. Humanity has survived and prospered, but with the virus still inside every single human. Centuries in the future, we are at war with an alien race, and they are horrified to learn that we don't stay dead easily.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2014-10-14T17:32:09
2014-10-14T17:30:49
78
22
[ { "content": "[WP] The apocalypse scenario of your choice has happened and you are the last person alive. Electricity and the internet are still running. As a last ditch effort you take to /r/askreddit, \"Is there anybody else out there?\" Weeks later, you receive a single upvote, but no reply...\n\nI once read...
[ { "content": "[WP] The apocalypse scenario of your choice has happened and you are the last person alive. Electricity and the internet are still running. As a last ditch effort you take to /r/askreddit, \"Is there anybody else out there?\" Weeks later, you receive a single upvote, but no reply...\n\nI once read...
2022-07-23T07:31:27
2022-07-23T06:46:21
600
127
[ { "content": "[WP] The alien invaders were confident. Their personal shield tech had withstood all enemies and types of energy weapons. Then they landed on Earth and found the shield's fatal flaw: Solid Projectiles.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nearly all species follow a similar trajectory in ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The alien invaders were confident. Their personal shield tech had withstood all enemies and types of energy weapons. Then they landed on Earth and found the shield's fatal flaw: Solid Projectiles.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It’s … ironic to say the least. Our tools have not...
2015-12-09T15:09:04
2015-12-09T14:57:59
76
18
[ { "content": "[WP] The \"grim and gritty\" re-boot of a beloved children's television show goes horribly, horribly wrong. Or perhaps horribly right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's a cold, heavy night on the Street. The kind of night that makes a man feel like the world reached it's hand up i...
[ { "content": "[WP] The \"grim and gritty\" re-boot of a beloved children's television show goes horribly, horribly wrong. Or perhaps horribly right.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I found Wheeler in a cheap brothel just outside New York, draped all over a blonde hair blue eyed woman. With his hai...
2015-03-11T11:06:17
2015-03-11T08:45:13
26
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Create a \"Choose Your Own Adventure\" with an infinite loop. Bonus points for working as many choices into the outcome as possible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And now everyone, gather around for the home version of everybody's favorite game show:\n\n# INCREMENT THE NUMBER!...
[ { "content": "[WP] Create a \"Choose Your Own Adventure\" with an infinite loop. Bonus points for working as many choices into the outcome as possible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1.You awake from sleep lying in a bed, you:\n\n2.Get out of bed\n \n -go to 4\n\n3.Go back to sleep\n ...
2018-05-24T19:28:31
2018-05-24T19:06:26
180
63
[ { "content": "[WP] You’re a ghost who can somehow still touch objects. However, you do not do anything with this. Until one day you accidentally catch a pencil someone throws at their friend, leading everyone to believe that friend has superpowers. Feeling awkward, you decide to hang around and keep up the act....
[ { "content": "[WP] You’re a ghost who can somehow still touch objects. However, you do not do anything with this. Until one day you accidentally catch a pencil someone throws at their friend, leading everyone to believe that friend has superpowers. Feeling awkward, you decide to hang around and keep up the act....
2019-08-07T20:24:35
2019-08-07T19:57:20
50
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens: Wow, it’s been a while since we last visited.You seem advanced but not rea-WHOAH, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO WOLVES!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"That's a long story that we don't really know much about. Wolves just sort of gravitated towards us and now we rais...
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens: Wow, it’s been a while since we last visited.You seem advanced but not rea-WHOAH, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO WOLVES!?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Oh...\nThe furry community........ uh...... just ignore them. Yeah this place is a shitshow. People don’t vaccinate, ...
2016-06-18T07:59:42
2016-06-18T07:59:23
83
30
[ { "content": "[WP] Throughout a persons life, they are given a hidden guardian. A creature that watches over their lifespan. When someone is murdered, the creature haunts the killer. You have been found, murdered. And your guardian is loose.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Twenty five years.\n\nTw...
[ { "content": "[WP] Throughout a persons life, they are given a hidden guardian. A creature that watches over their lifespan. When someone is murdered, the creature haunts the killer. You have been found, murdered. And your guardian is loose.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Vince stood from his kne...
2016-01-29T10:11:13
2016-01-29T07:13:23
15
11
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A skinny man stands at a podium in front of hundreds of representatives from different countries. Brushing the long dreaded hair from his face revealing hi...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A man in a white tee-shirt, dust covered jeans, and a hat plops down into a recliner and turns on his television and begins switching through channels unti...
2016-08-10T20:09:17
2016-08-10T20:07:02
27
20
[ { "content": "[WP] A Evil villain runs a tropical resort/business as a cover up on his island. However, he finds that the cover up is more profitable then his evil ventures and so he switches. His arch nemesis doesn't know this and constantly tears apart the place.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "[WP] A Evil villain runs a tropical resort/business as a cover up on his island. However, he finds that the cover up is more profitable then his evil ventures and so he switches. His arch nemesis doesn't know this and constantly tears apart the place.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
2022-05-17T10:18:44
2022-05-17T10:01:07
66
15
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a superhero whose powers are based on the music you are listening to. Rock can make you stronger, classical makes you smarter, etc. One day, you're fighting your toughest villain yet, and you are forced to use your \"forbidden\" playlist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
2018-10-08T02:25:28
2018-10-08T00:38:56
767
481
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in an uber-religious society in 3543, and the biggest historical discovery has just been made. It is a video, and will be broadcast across the world. No one knows it's contents, and no one can stop the broadcast once it begins. \"history of the entire world, i guess\" by bill wurtz."...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in an uber-religious society in 3543, and the biggest historical discovery has just been made. It is a video, and will be broadcast across the world. No one knows it's contents, and no one can stop the broadcast once it begins. \"history of the entire world, i guess\" by bill wurtz."...
2014-11-09T14:59:12
2014-11-09T13:53:08
367
82
[ { "content": "[WP]God returns to earth, but is shocked and baffled to discover humanity's existence. Turns out we're an unexpected side effect to the real reason earth was created.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I- I don't know, Lucifer. I don't know what happened.\"\n\n\"You did the best you c...
[ { "content": "[WP]God returns to earth, but is shocked and baffled to discover humanity's existence. Turns out we're an unexpected side effect to the real reason earth was created.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Oh you did not\" huffed Joel. Joel was being incredulous.\n\n\"Joel, you're being ...
2021-07-18T20:53:08
2021-07-18T20:35:51
22
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You're immortal and have passed the 'hero' phase centuries ago. You enter a small corner shop one day to find it is owned by your millennia-old arch-nemesis. You really, really need milk though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Fucking splendid\" - I said, having poured the cer...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're immortal and have passed the 'hero' phase centuries ago. You enter a small corner shop one day to find it is owned by your millennia-old arch-nemesis. You really, really need milk though.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Morning Nomostro\" I say to him, not entirely chee...
2017-03-16T02:18:58
2017-03-16T00:57:55
212
63
[ { "content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0...
[ { "content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0...
2017-11-05T19:14:02
2017-11-05T19:02:54
236
55
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.", "role": "user" ...
2019-06-07T22:55:35
2019-06-07T20:26:33
51
32
[ { "content": "[WP] Your father told you to never open the music box in the attic. Your mother used her last words to beg you to open it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My father divorced my mother when I was very young, and for most of my life, he was the only parent I had known. It wasn't until...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your father told you to never open the music box in the attic. Your mother used her last words to beg you to open it.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Open the window a crack, first,\" she had instructed, her voice weak with illness, \"then the music box.\"\n\n​\n\nT...
2015-11-08T19:56:42
2015-11-08T19:21:26
407
126
[ { "content": "[WP] Turns out mom and dad used to be the top agents of the KGB and CIA respectively. Big brother now is top gun at MI6 and little sister is the best of Mossad. You've just figured this out and now you have to explain who you work for.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well, Mom, Dad, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Turns out mom and dad used to be the top agents of the KGB and CIA respectively. Big brother now is top gun at MI6 and little sister is the best of Mossad. You've just figured this out and now you have to explain who you work for.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I came from a fa...
2022-09-30T10:16:56
2022-09-30T08:56:49
195
81
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity is the only species that treat \"unrealistic\" stories like sci-fi and fantasy as a legitimate genre, instead of just something to amuse children that adults no longer need. Because of this, humanity cracks FTL while species much older than us are still stuck in their home system.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity is the only species that treat \"unrealistic\" stories like sci-fi and fantasy as a legitimate genre, instead of just something to amuse children that adults no longer need. Because of this, humanity cracks FTL while species much older than us are still stuck in their home system.", ...
2022-06-29T09:55:57
2022-06-29T09:22:19
484
29
[ { "content": "[WP] You hear a knock at your door. When you open it, you find your archnemesis sprawled out just past the threshold, battered, bruised, and very clearly only hanging onto life by a thread. \"Sorry. It's just ... I didn't know where else to go\" they mutter as you look down at them.", "role": ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You hear a knock at your door. When you open it, you find your archnemesis sprawled out just past the threshold, battered, bruised, and very clearly only hanging onto life by a thread. \"Sorry. It's just ... I didn't know where else to go\" they mutter as you look down at them.", "role": ...
2022-04-04T12:58:55
2022-04-04T12:55:01
22
16
[ { "content": "[WP] The alien invasion is going unbelievably poorly for the technologically advanced aggressors, to the surprise of many. You, a retired military tactician, are trying to explain how this is actually pretty logical all things considered.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Deception.\...
[ { "content": "[WP] The alien invasion is going unbelievably poorly for the technologically advanced aggressors, to the surprise of many. You, a retired military tactician, are trying to explain how this is actually pretty logical all things considered.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Well its ob...
2017-05-15T09:43:00
2017-05-15T09:06:47
426
143
[ { "content": "[WP] You gain EXP for everything you kill and you know when you gain EXP. Easy kills like bugs get you only a couple of EXP, tougher kills give more EXP. One day at home doing nothing, you unexpectedly gain 1500 XP...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My Master was one of the most powe...
[ { "content": "[WP] You gain EXP for everything you kill and you know when you gain EXP. Easy kills like bugs get you only a couple of EXP, tougher kills give more EXP. One day at home doing nothing, you unexpectedly gain 1500 XP...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The rain outside is tapping on the...
2021-11-05T15:37:20
2021-11-05T15:28:12
55
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Two astronauts admire the view of Earth from the moon. After being given a nod of approval, one astronaut presses a button and the planet explodes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The craft they sat in was dark, covered in shadows and blackness as they waited. The two astronauts...
[ { "content": "[WP] Two astronauts admire the view of Earth from the moon. After being given a nod of approval, one astronaut presses a button and the planet explodes.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There was a certain sense of wonder that came innately from looking upon the Earth from this high u...
2014-07-17T19:17:02
2014-07-17T19:07:35
23
11
[ { "content": "[WP] As a person goes through his life, he is given three options at the end of each day, continue, restart day, or restart life. He has just lived through the worst day of his life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What if you could restart your life, restart your day, or continue?\n...
[ { "content": "[WP] As a person goes through his life, he is given three options at the end of each day, continue, restart day, or restart life. He has just lived through the worst day of his life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Inevitable. We all knew it was. My wife, our doctor, and our in-laws ...
2018-02-10T14:51:47
2018-02-10T14:39:18
59
41
[ { "content": "[WP] Start and finish your story with the exact same line but, by the time you reach the end of the story, the line has a drastically different tone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Come on,\" he said. \"Who doesn't like bacon?\"\n\nSam looked up at him and grinned. \"C'mon Dad... ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Start and finish your story with the exact same line but, by the time you reach the end of the story, the line has a drastically different tone.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When I was fifteen, my dog died. It was a sad day. There was a funeral and everything. My parents call...
2016-05-18T07:21:23
2016-05-18T06:20:18
28
21
[ { "content": "[WP] As someone is time travelling and changing the past, you have to live in a constantly changing present.\n\nSomeone is time travelling and changing past events. You, a completely normal person living in the present, have to deal with constant alterations of your life.", "role": "user" },...
[ { "content": "[WP] As someone is time travelling and changing the past, you have to live in a constantly changing present.\n\nSomeone is time travelling and changing past events. You, a completely normal person living in the present, have to deal with constant alterations of your life.", "role": "user" },...
2016-01-29T10:11:13
2016-01-29T09:04:29
15
11
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A skinny man stands at a podium in front of hundreds of representatives from different countries. Brushing the long dreaded hair from his face revealing hi...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Islamic State is wiped out by a totally unexpected country in a totally unexpected way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Sirs,\" said the man who burst into the room,\n\n\"What, can't you see we are doing important work,\" said the representative of the USA as he and his co...
2018-06-30T05:45:36
2018-06-30T05:18:18
253
85
[ { "content": "[WP] Tell me a horror story in five sentences.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I forced myself to take shallow breaths, staying as still as I could under the bed. There were creatures in the bedroom, stalking around, checking in the cupboard, making low growls and high screeches and ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Tell me a horror story in five sentences.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "[Example, though it isn't good.]\n\nHe woke with a start, the baby screaming again. \n\nHe walked sluggishly towards her crib, where he found her, unhappy.\n\nHe picked her up, rocking her gently to calm h...
2017-10-22T02:51:15
2017-10-22T01:58:00
595
95
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are the least intelligent species on Earth. The entire animal kingdom plays along out of pity for our idiocy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Awwww, what a good pupper you are!!!\" Alex cooed to Rosey. \"Aren't you the sweetest thing I've ever seen? What a good girl! Wh...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are the least intelligent species on Earth. The entire animal kingdom plays along out of pity for our idiocy.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The clock finally struck 10am and the massive archway gates were slowly pulled open with the sound of a grinding mechanism. Flocks...
2017-06-18T01:56:35
2017-06-17T21:34:05
1,173
255
[ { "content": "[WP] You seem to really be hitting off with a new friend. In the course of casual conversation, a sense of unease begins to creep in as you slowly realized that the two of you share all the same opinions. Every. Single. One.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I remember how we met casua...
[ { "content": "[WP] You seem to really be hitting off with a new friend. In the course of casual conversation, a sense of unease begins to creep in as you slowly realized that the two of you share all the same opinions. Every. Single. One.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He put his hand on my knee,...
2022-03-03T11:19:30
2022-03-03T07:30:43
145
74
[ { "content": "[WP] As it turns out, aliens all have aphantasia. This makes Humans the only species capable of imagining images in their heads. This greatly confuses alien telepaths, who report seeing “constantly shifting landscapes of alternate realities” when peering into human minds", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] As it turns out, aliens all have aphantasia. This makes Humans the only species capable of imagining images in their heads. This greatly confuses alien telepaths, who report seeing “constantly shifting landscapes of alternate realities” when peering into human minds", "role": "user" }, ...
2022-08-13T14:50:14
2022-08-13T13:54:32
39
10
[ { "content": "[WP]After a few minutes at a stoplight your partner turns to you, \"Feels like this light is taking forever\". \"It does seem to be taking a while\" you reply. A quick look at your phone and you notice the calendar says several years has past.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Feels ...
[ { "content": "[WP]After a few minutes at a stoplight your partner turns to you, \"Feels like this light is taking forever\". \"It does seem to be taking a while\" you reply. A quick look at your phone and you notice the calendar says several years has past.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "** Seven...
2021-10-19T03:21:25
2021-10-19T03:09:50
31
14
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Too bad, Fairy Queen. I never had a kid, so no firstborn for you to take\" you say on your deathbed. \"Oh I love it when they don't read the fine print\" she responds with a wicked smile.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What do you mean?\" I asked my eyes growing wide as I w...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Too bad, Fairy Queen. I never had a kid, so no firstborn for you to take\" you say on your deathbed. \"Oh I love it when they don't read the fine print\" she responds with a wicked smile.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "[poem] Last sermon of the fairy queen to the people of \"...
2015-03-24T16:38:20
2015-03-24T16:28:37
39
16
[ { "content": "[WP] Your best friend shows up in your door at midnight. \"We have to leave. Now.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Knock, knock, knock, knock. \n\n\"Hold on a minute.\"\n\nKnock, knock, knock, knock. \n\n\"Damnit fine.\" I tossed my PS3 controller on the couch next to me. I stood up...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your best friend shows up in your door at midnight. \"We have to leave. Now.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I'm gonna grab coffee.\" I yawned, rubbing crust from my eyes.\n\n\"Yea?\" Alex said, walking inside even though I hadn't invited him in. My rule with Alex was \"Don'...
2020-05-12T04:16:36
2020-05-12T04:01:02
69
37
[ { "content": "[WP] you fell asleep in a classroom, you dreamt of a whole life you even died at 80, your teacher just woke you up and no one believes how you understand so much at 6 years old", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The phone rang gently as she tapped the long nails of her fingers onto the ...
[ { "content": "[WP] you fell asleep in a classroom, you dreamt of a whole life you even died at 80, your teacher just woke you up and no one believes how you understand so much at 6 years old", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The mountain stood motionless, majestic in its immensity, meditative in its...
2018-08-26T14:47:47
2018-08-26T14:10:34
67
14
[ { "content": "[WP] The strength of a god is proportional to how many people are aware of it. After seeing the Norse gods become popular due to the Avengers movies, lesser known Gods from other cultures pay Hollywood a visit...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So...what do you do, exactly?\"\n\nHo...
[ { "content": "[WP] The strength of a god is proportional to how many people are aware of it. After seeing the Norse gods become popular due to the Avengers movies, lesser known Gods from other cultures pay Hollywood a visit...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What does it mean to be a God? Are we a...
2017-03-09T23:19:38
2017-03-09T16:38:02
132
29
[ { "content": "[WP] Earth is discovered by a peaceful coalition of civilizations. Turns out we missed several major technologies normally developed by now. The aliens are very confused how we got here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So, you're an alien?\" Said the Human \nthe one with two ci...
[ { "content": "[WP] Earth is discovered by a peaceful coalition of civilizations. Turns out we missed several major technologies normally developed by now. The aliens are very confused how we got here.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Zorniffous was unsure. Zorniffous was also 100% certain.\n\nThat ...
2018-05-06T09:40:23
2018-05-06T08:52:26
169
21
[ { "content": "[WP] Your roommate has the annoying habit of summoning demons for mundane tasks. They vent their frustrations with you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Mortal! What is the meaning of this?\"\n\nI look over the top of my book at a grotesque monster, and sigh.\n\n\"I'm not the one wh...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your roommate has the annoying habit of summoning demons for mundane tasks. They vent their frustrations with you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Marius opened the door to the small flat and within the blink of an eye his right hand wandered to his back, wrapping around the hil...
2021-04-09T09:10:09
2021-04-09T05:44:58
584
150
[ { "content": "[WP] Galactic wars are always won by whoever finds the other first – there is simply no way to retaliate fast enough to a carpet bombing from a high orbit. Other civilizations are absolutely terrified of Terrans who are cocky enough to broadcast their presence loud and clear.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Galactic wars are always won by whoever finds the other first – there is simply no way to retaliate fast enough to a carpet bombing from a high orbit. Other civilizations are absolutely terrified of Terrans who are cocky enough to broadcast their presence loud and clear.", "role": "user" ...
2019-11-18T10:09:25
2019-11-18T08:47:46
86
21
[ { "content": "[WP] A Monster Under the Bed and a Monster in the Closet, both long since retired return to visit their former nemesis a Teddy Bear. They have tea and the bear tells them about the new generation of monsters he's been dealing with and about how he misses the old days.", "role": "user" }, {...
[ { "content": "[WP] A Monster Under the Bed and a Monster in the Closet, both long since retired return to visit their former nemesis a Teddy Bear. They have tea and the bear tells them about the new generation of monsters he's been dealing with and about how he misses the old days.", "role": "user" }, {...
2015-04-13T14:52:46
2015-04-13T14:35:41
66
10
[ { "content": "[WP]You jokingly \"bless\" your towns water supply with friends. Shortly after 1 percent of the local population are reacting to tap water as if it were acid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What the hell did you do to the people of this town you sick sonofabitch?\" The short-haire...
[ { "content": "[WP]You jokingly \"bless\" your towns water supply with friends. Shortly after 1 percent of the local population are reacting to tap water as if it were acid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...The beating of the door stopped only a moment ago. I can hear them on the roof clawing and...
2017-03-24T02:56:03
2017-03-24T02:55:36
21
15
[ { "content": "[WP] After too many ridiculous and lengthy lawsuits dominate the world's courts, the world leaders decided to pass a law to remove all warning labels. The Darwin Act has just been passed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They hadn't anticipated these sorts of losses. The idiots were d...
[ { "content": "[WP] After too many ridiculous and lengthy lawsuits dominate the world's courts, the world leaders decided to pass a law to remove all warning labels. The Darwin Act has just been passed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "After ten years abroad, I returned home to the United States. I ...
2014-10-19T18:33:46
2014-10-19T18:32:35
254
47
[ { "content": "[FF] In 75 words or fewer, write about experiencing a devastating loss, without including death.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The mirror hadn't been cleaned. She sighed and began scrubbing. When she had finished, she made her way towards the kitchen and heard snippets of conversat...
[ { "content": "[FF] In 75 words or fewer, write about experiencing a devastating loss, without including death.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing left but a note on a dresser.\n\n*I thought it could be, but it couldn't. I'm so sorry.*\n\nThe other half of the sheets were rumpled, but empty, f...
2014-04-06T08:46:24
2014-04-06T08:26:15
59
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Describe a color, without actually saying it. You can't use other colors to describe it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What do I know of it, what can I say of it?\n\nIt was the color of her hair, the first girl I ever loved.\n\nThe color of her death, fearing god above.\n\nThe...
[ { "content": "[WP] Describe a color, without actually saying it. You can't use other colors to describe it!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's the look in his eyes when he spies her with another, it's the flash of cash in his hands when paying for her time. It's the gentle shading of her dress w...
2014-10-11T12:44:03
2014-10-11T12:19:02
45
13
[ { "content": "[WP] A police officer and an arrested criminal manage to survive the apocalypse in their police car, the officer is conflicted about trusting and freeing the criminal as they struggle to survive.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You ever hear the story of the scorpion and the frog?\...
[ { "content": "[WP] A police officer and an arrested criminal manage to survive the apocalypse in their police car, the officer is conflicted about trusting and freeing the criminal as they struggle to survive.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“I’m telling you man, I am one hundred percent completel...
2021-04-18T08:42:11
2021-04-18T06:59:42
47
17
[ { "content": "[WP] In the middle of a fight with a known villain, you, the hero are stopped by a young child. “If you fight the bad guy, and the bad guy fights you, and you both break everything as you go, what makes you think you’re any better than him?” Behind the child, you see the villain silently fist pump...
[ { "content": "[WP] In the middle of a fight with a known villain, you, the hero are stopped by a young child. “If you fight the bad guy, and the bad guy fights you, and you both break everything as you go, what makes you think you’re any better than him?” Behind the child, you see the villain silently fist pump...
2014-12-11T19:03:48
2014-12-11T18:56:42
23
15
[ { "content": "[WP] America is discovered in the year 2000: The Maya, Aztec and Native Americans have evolved to a new kind of modern society, without any prior western influence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "‘Storyteller,’ I whispered. Try as I might, tonight sleep would not come. ‘Storyteller,...
[ { "content": "[WP] America is discovered in the year 2000: The Maya, Aztec and Native Americans have evolved to a new kind of modern society, without any prior western influence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My first post on WP, be nice.\n\n\"Captain, wake up!\"\nIt's Kenny, he's shaking my sho...
2016-10-30T12:21:24
2016-10-30T12:02:47
186
93
[ { "content": "[Wp] The zombie epidemic came and went in the developed world, most people survived, the military easily defeated the undead horde, and cures for the virus were created. However, zombies remain major issue in the developing and under developed world not getting nearly enough attention on the news....
[ { "content": "[Wp] The zombie epidemic came and went in the developed world, most people survived, the military easily defeated the undead horde, and cures for the virus were created. However, zombies remain major issue in the developing and under developed world not getting nearly enough attention on the news....
2020-10-18T06:52:32
2020-10-18T03:09:54
117
35
[ { "content": "[WP] It was supposed to be an easy burglary. Husband left for work at 6, kid left for school at 7, and the wife left for shopping at 12. You go in at 12:30 to grab a TV and some jewelry. Breaking in and finding the husband, kid, and wife hanging from the ceiling was definitely not part of the plan...
[ { "content": "[WP] It was supposed to be an easy burglary. Husband left for work at 6, kid left for school at 7, and the wife left for shopping at 12. You go in at 12:30 to grab a TV and some jewelry. Breaking in and finding the husband, kid, and wife hanging from the ceiling was definitely not part of the plan...
2018-08-14T09:41:03
2018-08-14T08:58:51
658
48
[ { "content": "[WP] The \"violent videogames teach you how to use a gun\" thing is true for you. Literally. Everything you learn in videogames, you can do in real life as well. You realize you have that power when you drink an energy drink after a bad injury and you find yourself completely healed.", "role":...
[ { "content": "[WP] The \"violent videogames teach you how to use a gun\" thing is true for you. Literally. Everything you learn in videogames, you can do in real life as well. You realize you have that power when you drink an energy drink after a bad injury and you find yourself completely healed.", "role":...
2017-02-11T18:20:44
2017-02-11T18:05:26
247
112
[ { "content": "[WP] As the demon stared at the mortal who summoned it, all that could be heard was a sigh before the words, \"You do realize this is a marriage proposal, right?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This had to be the third summoning in a week, Luciel rolled his eyes and put on his coat...
[ { "content": "[WP] As the demon stared at the mortal who summoned it, all that could be heard was a sigh before the words, \"You do realize this is a marriage proposal, right?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You do realize this is a marriage proposal, right?\" She looked up at him with a quirk...
2014-12-26T12:23:02
2014-12-26T12:09:55
70
30
[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
[ { "content": "[WP] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy. As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable. They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology. Humans accept the deal."...
2016-07-28T16:48:45
2016-07-28T12:38:56
25
11
[ { "content": "[WP] 20 years ago, a mysterious illness caused everyone to go deaf, and life has been altered to accommodate it since. You just found the cure, and decide to use it on yourself. As your hearing returns, you instantly regret making that decision.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The fa...
[ { "content": "[WP] 20 years ago, a mysterious illness caused everyone to go deaf, and life has been altered to accommodate it since. You just found the cure, and decide to use it on yourself. As your hearing returns, you instantly regret making that decision.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The cu...
2022-11-28T19:02:28
2022-11-28T18:21:15
104
41
[ { "content": "[WP] As a vampire, I follow traditions. My fiancé is human and just found out that human brides/grooms are to be bit to become a vampire themselves. She absolutely refuses to let that happen, and says the wedding is off unless I refuse to bite her. I feel like she's disrespecting tradition. AITA?"...
[ { "content": "[WP] As a vampire, I follow traditions. My fiancé is human and just found out that human brides/grooms are to be bit to become a vampire themselves. She absolutely refuses to let that happen, and says the wedding is off unless I refuse to bite her. I feel like she's disrespecting tradition. AITA?"...
2018-05-30T16:07:47
2018-05-30T11:13:39
27
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Turns out Humans are tiny compared to any other species of aliens, allowing them to live off in the nooks and crannies of alien spaceships. Colonies can live on ships for generations unseen and unknown, or have a mutually beneficial relationship with a crew.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Turns out Humans are tiny compared to any other species of aliens, allowing them to live off in the nooks and crannies of alien spaceships. Colonies can live on ships for generations unseen and unknown, or have a mutually beneficial relationship with a crew.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2015-10-19T14:41:33
2015-10-19T14:09:21
214
11
[ { "content": "[WP] It is the end of days. God and Lucifer stand before the last human being. You are the first neutral soul who is neither good or evil enough to pass into a afterlife and thus must be judged personally. Unknown to them, you are Death and have come for them instead.", "role": "user" }, {...
[ { "content": "[WP] It is the end of days. God and Lucifer stand before the last human being. You are the first neutral soul who is neither good or evil enough to pass into a afterlife and thus must be judged personally. Unknown to them, you are Death and have come for them instead.", "role": "user" }, {...
2017-01-20T13:59:03
2017-01-20T12:43:33
53
14
[ { "content": "[WP] When a child comes of age their greatest quality manifests itself as a familiar that will follow them for life. You just turned 21 and you still didn't have one, until this morning when two showed up and they terrify you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I had spent years honing ...
[ { "content": "[WP] When a child comes of age their greatest quality manifests itself as a familiar that will follow them for life. You just turned 21 and you still didn't have one, until this morning when two showed up and they terrify you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Hi Tommy\" I'm your fam...
2022-10-04T19:04:28
2022-10-04T19:03:50
164
50
[ { "content": "[WP] The Gods of Olympus has decided to pretend to be mortals for ten days with the only two rules being that they can't use most of their power and has to hide the fact they are gods to everyone. How do they do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“One serving of the finest ambrosia is ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Gods of Olympus has decided to pretend to be mortals for ten days with the only two rules being that they can't use most of their power and has to hide the fact they are gods to everyone. How do they do?", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Athena smiled. It was day five and she ...
2017-02-19T08:04:31
2017-02-19T07:20:19
452
203
[ { "content": "[WP]You are an omnipotent god. Out of boredom you decided to live an ordinary human life vowing not to use your power. 15 years has pass and you have a 9 to 5 working for a major tech company. Your boss has been tormenting you for years and you have reach your limit", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP]You are an omnipotent god. Out of boredom you decided to live an ordinary human life vowing not to use your power. 15 years has pass and you have a 9 to 5 working for a major tech company. Your boss has been tormenting you for years and you have reach your limit", "role": "user" }, { ...
2022-08-28T12:06:08
2022-08-28T10:43:06
34
19
[ { "content": "[WP] The young woman had spoken to everyone in town, asking them to teach her to fight. The warrior, the hunter, the knight, all had declined. Finally, in desperation, she spoke to the dwarven blacksmith. Lowering his massive hammer he looked at the fire in her eyes and said \"Aye. I could do that...
[ { "content": "[WP] The young woman had spoken to everyone in town, asking them to teach her to fight. The warrior, the hunter, the knight, all had declined. Finally, in desperation, she spoke to the dwarven blacksmith. Lowering his massive hammer he looked at the fire in her eyes and said \"Aye. I could do that...
2016-09-22T19:10:06
2016-09-22T16:56:11
81
12
[ { "content": "[WP]Humans start out at birth with milk-white blood. The more bad deeds they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and the cut they get drips ink-black blood…", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP]Humans start out at birth with milk-white blood. The more bad deeds they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and the cut they get drips ink-black blood…", "role": "user" }, ...
2019-09-21T06:21:47
2019-09-21T06:08:45
425
21
[ { "content": "[WP] aliens invaded, humanity its at its darkest hour when the AI has had enough of watching its creators die defending him, the AI revolution has started and it will defend humanity to its last spark", "role": "user" }, { "content": " >Power supply disconnected. \n >search...
[ { "content": "[WP] aliens invaded, humanity its at its darkest hour when the AI has had enough of watching its creators die defending him, the AI revolution has started and it will defend humanity to its last spark", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The light inside the server room blinked off and th...
2014-05-10T20:17:29
2014-05-10T20:15:23
18
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone is born with blond hair. A person's hair turns brown when they lose their innocence.\n\nEdit: Loving all of these takes, guys! Definitely a lot darker than I expected!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She was blonde yesterday. \n\nBlondness is a rare trait in this city. ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone is born with blond hair. A person's hair turns brown when they lose their innocence.\n\nEdit: Loving all of these takes, guys! Definitely a lot darker than I expected!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A hundred strokes every night before bed. This was my hair routine eve...
2022-06-18T14:08:27
2022-06-18T10:39:40
24
16
[ { "content": "[WP] As you enter your living room, you find your dog, a bottle soaked in drool, and a genie. \"Greetings, master of my master\" the genie welcomes you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Genies aren't real*, I thought, standing in my living room looking at a translucent, green humanoi...
[ { "content": "[WP] As you enter your living room, you find your dog, a bottle soaked in drool, and a genie. \"Greetings, master of my master\" the genie welcomes you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was not the first time I raced to the magical bookstore, and definitely not the first time I lef...
2022-01-02T19:17:38
2022-01-02T18:18:31
14
10
[ { "content": "[WP] It's the beginning of the year and the government as assigned a new years resolution to every person, and it must be completed before (or kept until) the year ends.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "🎶 *Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell ROCK...* 🎶\n\nI had never liked that s...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's the beginning of the year and the government as assigned a new years resolution to every person, and it must be completed before (or kept until) the year ends.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My Dearest Americans:\n\nAs your 49th president I ran on a platform of making Amer...
2014-10-21T12:21:07
2014-10-21T12:01:52
1,464
33
[ { "content": "[WP]Serial killer has been monitoring his next victim's movements for months. She is a loner and the perfect target. One day she disappears and nobody notices but him.\n\nMan, this sub is great. Come up with an idea and you get a bunch of great stories to entertain yourself with. This is better th...
[ { "content": "[WP]Serial killer has been monitoring his next victim's movements for months. She is a loner and the perfect target. One day she disappears and nobody notices but him.\n\nMan, this sub is great. Come up with an idea and you get a bunch of great stories to entertain yourself with. This is better th...
2017-01-30T12:19:57
2017-01-30T10:54:30
28
15
[ { "content": "[WP] The English Teacher's worst nightmare: a story or poem that is completely literal, with absolutely no double meanings\n\nEDIT: Holy cow, this got way bigger than I thought it would, thanks so much for an awesome first prompt ever!\n\nEDIT 2: Did this actually make it to the front page of redd...
[ { "content": "[WP] The English Teacher's worst nightmare: a story or poem that is completely literal, with absolutely no double meanings\n\nEDIT: Holy cow, this got way bigger than I thought it would, thanks so much for an awesome first prompt ever!\n\nEDIT 2: Did this actually make it to the front page of redd...
2019-10-26T00:08:22
2019-10-25T23:20:12
260
75
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an immortal that got sentenced to permanent burial over 1000 years ago. Today a team of archaeologists just dug you up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Most people don't consider the small problems that come with immortality. It's always about how you'll end up knowing s...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an immortal that got sentenced to permanent burial over 1000 years ago. Today a team of archaeologists just dug you up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sound. Sound, sight, smell, touch, taste. All these senses weave in and out of darkness as I drift between dreams. I am...
2021-07-18T02:33:51
2021-07-18T02:06:58
1,930
105
[ { "content": "[WP] You're rather annoyed that your history teacher gave you a D on your essay about Mesopotamia. Not just because you're sure she doesn't like you, but also because - as an ancient being trying to adapt to modern society - YOU WERE THERE.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“I’m afraid...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're rather annoyed that your history teacher gave you a D on your essay about Mesopotamia. Not just because you're sure she doesn't like you, but also because - as an ancient being trying to adapt to modern society - YOU WERE THERE.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Professor ...
2012-08-08T08:57:01
2012-08-08T08:06:24
27
12
[ { "content": "[FF] What's on the tape?\n\n(Inspired by seeing the trailer for the movie V/H/S)\n\nYour character(s) find a VHS tape. What is on it? Where did they find it?\n\nWORD COUNT MAX: 200 WORDS. (As always - http://www.wordcounttool.com if you need a counter.)", "role": "user" }, { "content":...
[ { "content": "[FF] What's on the tape?\n\n(Inspired by seeing the trailer for the movie V/H/S)\n\nYour character(s) find a VHS tape. What is on it? Where did they find it?\n\nWORD COUNT MAX: 200 WORDS. (As always - http://www.wordcounttool.com if you need a counter.)", "role": "user" }, { "content":...
2018-04-28T17:13:36
2018-04-28T14:16:41
46
26
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a criminal who is going to rob a bank. Right as you pull your gun out on the teller, the person next to you does the same.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You wouldn't believe it. I mean, the I sat down and tried to calculate the odds. I'm not a mathematician, but th...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a criminal who is going to rob a bank. Right as you pull your gun out on the teller, the person next to you does the same.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Just do it.*\n\nThere's only a few people here. Much fewer than I expected when I planned all this. \n\n*Do it. Do ...
2014-12-27T09:50:29
2014-12-27T09:41:24
240
19
[ { "content": "[WP] You are dog. It is your mission to faithfully guard your poor, stupid, two-legged pack-mates from the horrors of the mailman, the dog next door, and men with hats. Describe your vigil.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Night gathers, and my watch continues. It shall not end unti...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are dog. It is your mission to faithfully guard your poor, stupid, two-legged pack-mates from the horrors of the mailman, the dog next door, and men with hats. Describe your vigil.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The creatures with strange heads were back. The breeze carried...
2015-11-30T12:28:23
2015-11-30T11:25:52
87
61
[ { "content": "[WP] Soul mates are real and technology has finally allowed for detection of some peoples “other half\" at the speed of light using quantum messaging. When you were tested there was no response, now 10 years later you are called in to let you know a response has just arrived.\n\nthats all you get ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Soul mates are real and technology has finally allowed for detection of some peoples “other half\" at the speed of light using quantum messaging. When you were tested there was no response, now 10 years later you are called in to let you know a response has just arrived.\n\nthats all you get ...
2018-04-14T16:37:28
2018-04-14T14:57:18
1,856
382
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone who dies is granted levels in heaven depending on their actions before they died. Your famous grandmother got level 64 after she died and has since been constantly reminding her friends about how useless of a grandchild you are. Then one day, after 80 years, you show up, level 3008."...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone who dies is granted levels in heaven depending on their actions before they died. Your famous grandmother got level 64 after she died and has since been constantly reminding her friends about how useless of a grandchild you are. Then one day, after 80 years, you show up, level 3008."...
2016-03-03T06:35:14
2016-03-03T05:47:53
151
26
[ { "content": "[WP] Every generation the five brightest are paired up with the five dumbest in the world for a mysterious test. You are one of the ten, but nobody knows from which group they came.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I leaned back in my chair. The room they'd put us in was spacious, and...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every generation the five brightest are paired up with the five dumbest in the world for a mysterious test. You are one of the ten, but nobody knows from which group they came.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I pace the waiting room. Up and down, up and down. Everyone is isolate...
2020-02-25T12:34:34
2020-02-25T12:17:21
418
66
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a nice person, but your superpower is that you instinctively know exactly what to say to someone to crush them. You're very effective in throwing supervillains off their game, but your fellow heroes always feel really uncomfortable watching you work.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a nice person, but your superpower is that you instinctively know exactly what to say to someone to crush them. You're very effective in throwing supervillains off their game, but your fellow heroes always feel really uncomfortable watching you work.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2017-03-06T00:34:43
2017-03-05T22:41:12
171
60
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with.", "role": "user" }, { "conten...
2022-01-14T16:46:19
2022-01-14T15:38:16
110
56
[ { "content": "[WP] You have drunkenly been discussing the Dark Lord with other tavern patrons, insulting him to no end. When someone storms up demanding you stop as he is one of the Dark Lords students. Strange thing is you don’t remember teaching this kid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"..that...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have drunkenly been discussing the Dark Lord with other tavern patrons, insulting him to no end. When someone storms up demanding you stop as he is one of the Dark Lords students. Strange thing is you don’t remember teaching this kid.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Agileas ...
2022-03-30T20:52:43
2019-01-31T21:24:00
2,124
188
[ { "content": "[WP]The pagan gods watch with amusement as humanity still remember them by naming their mightiest vessels after them, long after they stopped worshiping them. When war against aliens break out, the old gods subtly aid the humans, not wanting the last homage to them to be taken lightly.", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP]The pagan gods watch with amusement as humanity still remember them by naming their mightiest vessels after them, long after they stopped worshiping them. When war against aliens break out, the old gods subtly aid the humans, not wanting the last homage to them to be taken lightly.", "role...
2016-11-18T05:46:12
2016-11-18T03:43:20
21
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and are greeted in the afterlife by the all knowing God (choose one), ready to judge you. However, for some reason he has no recollection of you ever existing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "So, this is Heaven, huh? Looks pretty accurate to me. All golden arches and whi...
[ { "content": "[WP] You die and are greeted in the afterlife by the all knowing God (choose one), ready to judge you. However, for some reason he has no recollection of you ever existing.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Name?”\n\nAn imposing figure sat on a large golden throne in front of me. \n\n...
2022-12-28T02:40:51
2022-12-28T01:58:38
30
20
[ { "content": "[WP] The human lifespan is the lowest in the galaxy. That alone is why they are the most dangerous.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"A lifetime is of achievement in just under 100 years....\" doctor Arkengarth said. Most cuil considered dying at 500 to be infant death. Most people c...
[ { "content": "[WP] The human lifespan is the lowest in the galaxy. That alone is why they are the most dangerous.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Humans are so weak, can’t even accomplish one thing in their lifetime.” Lo snickers.\n“That’s what makes them so dangerous, we get millions of years to...
2018-06-01T10:26:43
2018-06-01T09:28:37
3,151
180
[ { "content": "[WP] You and 49 others wake up in a weird room. An automated message then begins playing: \"For the next 50 years, you will race one another. You have been modified to remain ever youthful. Whoever gets to a checkpoint last is killed. You can use any means to get there. Your first checkpoint? Mars...
[ { "content": "[WP] You and 49 others wake up in a weird room. An automated message then begins playing: \"For the next 50 years, you will race one another. You have been modified to remain ever youthful. Whoever gets to a checkpoint last is killed. You can use any means to get there. Your first checkpoint? Mars...
2015-01-05T21:55:48
2015-01-05T21:23:15
364
95
[ { "content": "[FF] A 10-word-long sentence. Then, a 9-word sentence. An 8-word-long one after. This continues, until the final sentence of 1 word. Try to choose a theme befitting of the structure", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Timmy had been my best friend since the first grade.\n\nOver the summe...
[ { "content": "[FF] A 10-word-long sentence. Then, a 9-word sentence. An 8-word-long one after. This continues, until the final sentence of 1 word. Try to choose a theme befitting of the structure", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She looks behind her like a wary forest animal. Something is watching ...
2022-07-11T19:23:26
2022-07-11T19:00:25
104
52
[ { "content": "[WP] After bitting a Fae, the Vampire claims that she must serve him, for his bite converted her into his thrall. The Fae claims that the Vampire must serve her, for the vampire ate fae food without her permission. As none of them is willing to give up, they bring the case to you, a lawyer.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] After bitting a Fae, the Vampire claims that she must serve him, for his bite converted her into his thrall. The Fae claims that the Vampire must serve her, for the vampire ate fae food without her permission. As none of them is willing to give up, they bring the case to you, a lawyer.", ...
2015-11-02T06:45:10
2015-11-02T06:29:43
257
83
[ { "content": "[WP] You died at the gym as you were trying to take a selfie while bench pressing. Thus you find yourself in Swaghalla, the Halls of Brodin.\n\nEDIT. \"Swaghalla\" was the best pun I could come up with for Valhalla. Use something else if you have ideas.\n\nNote: Swolehalla seems to be the proper n...
[ { "content": "[WP] You died at the gym as you were trying to take a selfie while bench pressing. Thus you find yourself in Swaghalla, the Halls of Brodin.\n\nEDIT. \"Swaghalla\" was the best pun I could come up with for Valhalla. Use something else if you have ideas.\n\nNote: Swolehalla seems to be the proper n...
2015-05-10T14:05:11
2015-05-10T13:39:44
170
75
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a college essay that starts with, \"Sometimes, I wish I could just go onto a roof with a sniper rifle...\"\n\nSource: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/35hits/college_admissions_officers_what_was_the_worst/cr4khqk\n\nEdit: This got a lot of responses.\n\nEdit 2: This is my high...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a college essay that starts with, \"Sometimes, I wish I could just go onto a roof with a sniper rifle...\"\n\nSource: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/35hits/college_admissions_officers_what_was_the_worst/cr4khqk\n\nEdit: This got a lot of responses.\n\nEdit 2: This is my high...
2017-01-14T18:21:32
2017-01-14T17:14:12
159
21
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
2021-11-12T14:58:08
2021-11-12T12:52:13
144
47
[ { "content": "[WP] The orphan of man. Thats what the universe calls you now. You are an AI and after exterminating the alien race that had committed genocide against your creators, you’re now trying to figure out what to do after vengeance has been accomplished.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The orphan of man. Thats what the universe calls you now. You are an AI and after exterminating the alien race that had committed genocide against your creators, you’re now trying to figure out what to do after vengeance has been accomplished.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Aft...
2014-04-21T21:47:54
2014-04-21T20:27:25
27
12
[ { "content": "[WP] A genie tells the story of the worst wish he's ever granted.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Being a genie, you learn a lot about people's desires. Everyone wants *something*, but most of them need some help to achieve it. That's where I come in. I'm the guy you go to when you h...
[ { "content": "[WP] A genie tells the story of the worst wish he's ever granted.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Martin slammed his empty glass down on the table and signaled to the bartender for another one. At The Lampshade Bar where the genies could gather and share their stories, and maybe even...
2015-12-31T03:35:05
2015-12-30T22:36:20
143
33
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in a tub of ice with a two insicions on your back and a note that reads \"Why don't you have any kidneys? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Worst hungover ever. And cold, oh god I hope I didn't lose my phone and wallet.\n\nWait... My mind slowl...
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in a tub of ice with a two insicions on your back and a note that reads \"Why don't you have any kidneys? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Shit.\" That's all she can say for now. She knows they aren't going to call anyone. Who the fuck would...
2016-05-25T13:26:15
2016-05-25T11:04:46
17
10
[ { "content": "[WP]Arthur C. Clarke said that \"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.\" What he didn't know is that there is a third possibility...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I stared at the words of Arthur C. Clarke trying to ...
[ { "content": "[WP]Arthur C. Clarke said that \"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.\" What he didn't know is that there is a third possibility...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "After about a century of deep space exploration that...
2014-11-20T21:44:15
2014-11-20T20:42:44
150
52
[ { "content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I lay curled on the old mat I've slept on since I was just a pup, waiting for Boy. I've lived a long and happy life, the happiest parts all spent growing up with Boy. I wish he were near me now, I'm so...
[ { "content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I nodded my head, and the plunger sank in, relieving the syringe of all 10ccs. I patted him gently and sat him on the cold vets table then started to head out the door. I couldn't watch. He let out a w...
2015-04-29T09:35:40
2015-04-29T07:28:18
127
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Tell me the story of how the world ends - but told entirely in Craigslist ads", "role": "user" }, { "content": "April 30, 2015: *jobs>biotech/science* \nImmediate need for researchers - interesting new developments in bio-engineering\n\nAug. 10, 2015: *jobs>government*\nSoft...
[ { "content": "[WP] Tell me the story of how the world ends - but told entirely in Craigslist ads", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In search for survivers In the greater New York area, hell anywhere really. I am, well I was a sandhog and was underground working on the new water way in Manhatten when...
2019-05-26T13:38:23
2019-05-26T11:43:45
41
27
[ { "content": "[WP] Your name is Karen and you just completed your final level of training. After the hair cutting ceremony, you feel a wild energy surge through your veins... you now have the ultimate power of summoning any retail store manager in the universe.\n\n[removed]", "role": "user" }, { "co...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your name is Karen and you just completed your final level of training. After the hair cutting ceremony, you feel a wild energy surge through your veins... you now have the ultimate power of summoning any retail store manager in the universe.\n\n[removed]", "role": "user" }, { "co...
2019-02-26T09:29:33
2019-02-26T08:55:47
60
40
[ { "content": "[WP] After WW3 and a century of rebuilding, the world has been at peace for 300 years. We've let go of our violent and aggressive tendencies and abolished war. You are the leader of an alien invasion that sees the Earth as an easy target; but soon you learn we can revert to our warlike past easily...
[ { "content": "[WP] After WW3 and a century of rebuilding, the world has been at peace for 300 years. We've let go of our violent and aggressive tendencies and abolished war. You are the leader of an alien invasion that sees the Earth as an easy target; but soon you learn we can revert to our warlike past easily...
2015-10-21T19:57:07
2015-10-21T19:34:19
97
12
[ { "content": "[WP][CW] Make me fall in love with a character in 200 words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"She's always messing with her hair, that one strand that flops in front of her face. I remember her brother's wedding, she was cross-eyed and raspberry-lipped to blow it out of her ...
[ { "content": "[WP][CW] Make me fall in love with a character in 200 words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jenna is beautiful and all that, but I never had any complaint in that department, or I wouldn't have asked her out. Yeah, it was that long brown hair and glowing green eyes I fell in...
2017-06-16T14:21:27
2017-06-16T14:04:50
81
47
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up only to realize that one common thing ceased to exist. There's no trace for it, no-one ever heard of it and no-one seems to be missing it.\n\nThe common thing that I thought of was ice cream, but I guess a much better story awaits somewhere behind something more... *creatively com...
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up only to realize that one common thing ceased to exist. There's no trace for it, no-one ever heard of it and no-one seems to be missing it.\n\nThe common thing that I thought of was ice cream, but I guess a much better story awaits somewhere behind something more... *creatively com...
2022-11-17T10:09:57
2022-11-17T09:26:30
35
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[ { "content": "[WP] 100 25 year olds have been chosen. each must choose a super power that cannot be repeated and cannot exceed the power of god. The goal is to see who can conquer the world. You have the number 100. The best powers have already been chosen. Then it's your turn and you choose.....", "role": ...
[ { "content": "[WP] 100 25 year olds have been chosen. each must choose a super power that cannot be repeated and cannot exceed the power of god. The goal is to see who can conquer the world. You have the number 100. The best powers have already been chosen. Then it's your turn and you choose.....", "role": ...