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"content": "[WP] Long after humans found other sentient races, aliens begin to research the history of humanity. They do not realize humans write fictional stories along with history books, and they are understandably terrified.",
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"content": "[WP] Long after humans found other sentient races, aliens begin to research the history of humanity. They do not realize humans write fictional stories along with history books, and they are understandably terrified.",
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"content": "Genral ^$%÷£×9_ I will need you to ... |
2016-07-14T06:26:04 | 2016-07-14T04:39:28 | 2,263 | 205 | [
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"content": "[WP] Instead of a dystopia that seems like a utopia on the surface, write a story about a utopia that seems like a dystopia on the surface.",
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"content": "A lot of people were unhappy when the world went to shit, but not James Henderson. For him, it had all been a dr... | [
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"content": "[WP] Instead of a dystopia that seems like a utopia on the surface, write a story about a utopia that seems like a dystopia on the surface.",
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"content": "The year is 2044. Chicago is in ruins. Drug dealers, kidnappers, scammers, rapists, all over the surface. Busine... |
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"content": "[WP] You're a golden retriever who thinks he successfully fooled a pack of wolves into thinking that he's also a wolf. The wolves know. They're just being inclusive so they took him in.\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "Unfortunately, in being so inclusive, they took it to... |
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"content": "[WP] An horror story where it gets progressively clearer that the writer is the psycho, not the other person.",
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"content": "I woke up in the middle of the night to see a corpse floating above me. My first instinct was to scream, but my whole body was frozen, stuck t... | [
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"content": "[WP] An horror story where it gets progressively clearer that the writer is the psycho, not the other person.",
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"content": "As I looked down at Amy among the crowd of her fellow high schoolers, I tilt my head unnaturally to the side, enough to crack it if I was a no... |
2018-05-02T06:32:34 | 2018-05-02T06:25:58 | 29 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] Every child is given a pet rock when they turn ten. For the next decade the rock slowly forms into a shape that resembles the personality of its owner. Your rock still looks like a rock.",
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"content": "[WP] Every child is given a pet rock when they turn ten. For the next decade the rock slowly forms into a shape that resembles the personality of its owner. Your rock still looks like a rock.",
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"content": "\"Mom my rock is still a rock and it's been ten years!\" I s... |
2020-12-01T18:55:07 | 2020-12-01T17:46:27 | 23 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] For most of college everyone thought you were deaf when in reality you just don't like talking and learned sign language at a young age. You never corrected anyone until someone confessed their love for you, thinking you couldn't hear them.",
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2014-08-24T17:07:52 | 2014-08-24T17:01:56 | 64 | 38 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're the cynical narrator of a story. However, you hate the optimistic main character and only continue to narrate hoping something bad happens to him. With ill-will, narrate a day in the life of this character.\n\nThis came to mind a few days ago and thought it could lead to some funny sto... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a cow.\n\n[removed]",
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"content": "Grass is food. I eat grass and I not die.\n\nFarmer is friend. I not kill farmer and farmer take me to new grass. I eat new grass and I not die.\n\nSometimes farmer take me to milk square and invisible calves feed, some... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a cow.\n\n[removed]",
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"content": "joyce called me moocow\n\ni thought that was \n\nquite cute\n\ni am a moocow\n\nmy skin is a moosuit\n\ni eat grass and pass gas \n\nthe hindus\n\nlove dat ass\n\nand if you got beef then \n\nmy gais got my back\n\nand ... |
2015-12-05T15:43:07 | 2015-12-05T14:47:35 | 45 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write the letter that you always wanted to, but never did.\n\nMost of the writing prompts I see on here are for fictional stories, but this is only one small corner of the larger art of writing. In this prompt, I'd like you to consider writing something a little more personal, and in a form t... | [
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2015-08-25T08:40:17 | 2015-08-25T07:52:02 | 292 | 150 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a world-class programmer who has died. God agrees to allow you in to Heaven on the condition that you work for him while he debugs the human body. Write the patch notes for the next version of humans.",
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"content": "God: \"What the me is this?! How the h... |
2016-10-11T14:19:01 | 2016-10-11T13:32:52 | 98 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP]You are a SWAT team member with one big problem: you are a vampire. Your life depends on asking permission before you get through the door, and somehow you pull it off every time.",
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"content": "[WP]You are a SWAT team member with one big problem: you are a vampire. Your life depends on asking permission before you get through the door, and somehow you pull it off every time.",
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"content": "I've always loved what I've done for a living, the thrill and exhila... |
2020-10-19T09:09:05 | 2020-10-19T08:03:28 | 29 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] You know the secret identity of every hero and villain, How? They show you, as your a shapeshifter employed to impersonate them so both identities can be seen at the same place, same time. However none know your true identity.",
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"content": "[WP] You know the secret identity of every hero and villain, How? They show you, as your a shapeshifter employed to impersonate them so both identities can be seen at the same place, same time. However none know your true identity.",
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"content": "The first two that c... |
2017-04-16T07:22:37 | 2017-04-16T06:34:53 | 3,571 | 58 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a successful artist who has a condition where you randomly black out. When you wake up, you see that you have created beautiful masterpeices that you don't remember painting. Lately, all of your paintings have been more and more disturbing.",
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"content": "[WP] You are a successful artist who has a condition where you randomly black out. When you wake up, you see that you have created beautiful masterpeices that you don't remember painting. Lately, all of your paintings have been more and more disturbing.",
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2020-09-21T16:45:13 | 2020-09-21T15:19:07 | 59 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"No! No! You don't understand! They're not real, they were never real!\" As your being dragged to hell for the massive amount of murder you have wrought upon living beings, you desperately try to explain to Saint Peter what video games are.",
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"content": "[WP] \"No! No! You don't understand! They're not real, they were never real!\" As your being dragged to hell for the massive amount of murder you have wrought upon living beings, you desperately try to explain to Saint Peter what video games are.",
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"content": "As I ... |
2020-04-27T09:38:29 | 2020-04-27T09:13:09 | 416 | 162 | [
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"content": "[WP] It is said that none but the chosen may slay the demon lord. You aren't the chosen, but you also realize that \"defeat\" and \"slay\" are not the same thing. With this in mind, you start making other considerations such as rope, or perhaps a very deep hole.",
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"content": "[WP] The bride is having an affair with the best man. During his wedding speech the best man decides to see how heavily he can hint about it without anyone actually working it out.",
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"content": "I stood and tapped lightly on my glass until the room fell silent. \"Th... | [
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"content": "[WP] The bride is having an affair with the best man. During his wedding speech the best man decides to see how heavily he can hint about it without anyone actually working it out.",
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"content": "[WP] It turns out that humanity is *not* a virus infecting the planet. Humanity is the immune system response the planet is having towards *something else*...",
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"content": "When you hear the word parasite what comes to your mind?\n\nA tapeworm? A tick? Or some may a... | [
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"content": "[WP] It turns out that humanity is *not* a virus infecting the planet. Humanity is the immune system response the planet is having towards *something else*...",
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"content": "We thought we were the poison. We thought ourselves a disease to be cured, a danger to our on... |
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"content": "[WP] You're a powerful dragon that lived next to a small kingdom. For centuries you ignored humanity and lived alone in a cave, and the humans also avoided you. As the kingdom fell to invaders, a dying soldier approaches you with the infant princess, begging you to take care of her.",
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"content": "[WP] When you sleep, instead of dreaming, you see a list of tips and tricks that will help you the next day. One night, you only see one tip, “Always aim for the head”.",
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"content": "[WP] When you sleep, instead of dreaming, you see a list of tips and tricks that will help you the next day. One night, you only see one tip, “Always aim for the head”.",
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"content": "Just another Saturday morning, sleeping in until nine o’clock then “Aim for the hea... |
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"content": "[WP] \"Too bad, Fairy Queen. I never had a kid, so no firstborn for you to take\" you say on your deathbed. \"Oh I love it when they don't read the fine print\" she responds with a wicked smile.",
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"content": "[WP] \"Too bad, Fairy Queen. I never had a kid, so no firstborn for you to take\" you say on your deathbed. \"Oh I love it when they don't read the fine print\" she responds with a wicked smile.",
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"content": "[poem] Last sermon of the fairy queen to the people of \"... |
2017-01-08T02:04:03 | 2017-01-07T20:22:25 | 142 | 88 | [
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"content": "[WP] You see numbers above people, telling how many people they will kill given they keep on the same track. Last month you met a seemingly ordinary person with the number 7,431,323,210, or the total population of the Earth.\n\nEdit: Well this blew up.\n\nFirst of all, I'd like to thank all the ta... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a story that ages an infant into an adult in 50 words or less.\n\nWITHOUT using the words age/d, grow/n or mature/d.\n\nGood luck!",
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"content": "\"Please just eat.\" She holds the spoon to his mouth but he clamps his lips shut. \n\"Baby food. Again?\" He... | [
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"content": "The first thing he recalls in life is faces. Mom and Dad. Always smiling, happy. At 10 he remembers Dad stormi... |
2021-11-12T07:30:30 | 2017-04-14T21:11:18 | 4,698 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone has a superpower based on the topography of where they were born (IE: Mountains, deserts, etc.). You are the first person to be born in space.\n\nThink Avatar the Last Airbender but not so limited.\n\nEdit: Wow this really blew up! I'm gonna be entertained for a while!",
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"content": "[WP] You've died and despite living a fairly honest life, you've been sent to hell for all the terrible things you've done in video games. You're offered one way out. Prove you wouldn't do any of those things in real life by clearing the nine circles of hell like a dungeon, without being terrible.... | [
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"content": "[WP] God does an AMA.",
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"content": "The Lord stared blankly at the computer screen. They could ask Him anything they wanted, and this is what they came up with? All the mysteries of life, the universe and everything theirs to request, and this is the top question ... | [
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"content": "[WP] God does an AMA.",
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"content": ">> Why do bad things happen to good people\n\n> You know, just by being able to ask that question on the internet you're doing better than basically everyone who's ever lived. King Soloman was rich but he didn't have on ... |
2017-11-05T19:53:10 | 2017-11-05T19:02:54 | 95 | 55 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.",
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"content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.",
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"content": "[WP] Magicians are quite rare. They are not born; they're made. It is through unimaginable pain that their powers manifest. Their ability is linked to their own personal trauma. So tell me child, what can YOU do?",
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"content": "[WP] Magicians are quite rare. They are not born; they're made. It is through unimaginable pain that their powers manifest. Their ability is linked to their own personal trauma. So tell me child, what can YOU do?",
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"content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.",
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2017-03-02T08:44:18 | 2017-03-02T08:32:46 | 59 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.",
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"content": "As I go to take a bite of my sandwich, a portal opens up in the kitchen. A grotesque looking figure with gnarled horns and a sea... | [
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"content": "[WP] While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.",
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"content": "The honey mustard slowly oozed from the packet and onto the hot bread where it settled, glistening, delicious. My tongue stuck o... |
2022-01-06T14:51:06 | 2022-01-06T14:19:44 | 159 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] The three rules have been passed down from generation to generation: One, when it visits, do not refuse it entry. Two, when it offers a gift, do not reject its generosity. Three, when it leaves, do not turn your back until it is no longer in sight. In this way, our family has been kept safe."... | [
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"content": "[WP] The Government puts out a notice, and you, a random citizen have been selected. If you survive for another 10 years everyone in the world gets $10,000. However, if someone kills you in the next 9 years and 364 days they alone get $10,000,000.",
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"content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.",
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"content": "[FF] In 75 words or fewer, write about experiencing a devastating loss, without including death.",
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"content": "I slide another box to the left. And another, down the conveyor belt. The mundane nature of the job is mind numbing. My brain wanders as I work. Suddenly, ... |
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"content": "[FF] A 10-word-long sentence. Then, a 9-word sentence. An 8-word-long one after. This continues, until the final sentence of 1 word. Try to choose a theme befitting of the structure",
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"content": "Sometimes I feel like the world is shrinking around me.\n\nI see fewer... |
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"content": "[WP] Every thousand years the gods have to each choose a mortal to replace them. You have been chosen, but not for the reasons you expected.",
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"content": "Pearly white gates. Who knew the cliche was real?\n\nI look down, my large hands aglow with some mysterious lig... | [
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"content": "[WP] Every thousand years the gods have to each choose a mortal to replace them. You have been chosen, but not for the reasons you expected.",
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"content": "[WP] In an alternate world, every individual is granted a superpower of their choice when they turn sixteen. There's only one problem - there can only ever be one person with a particular superpower, like superstrength. This has forced people to get .... creative.",
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"content": "[WP] You are about to make a speech on national television. As you step up to the podium and gaze over at the teleprompter, you see only one word: \"Stall.\"",
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"content": "[WP] You are about to make a speech on national television. As you step up to the podium and gaze over at the teleprompter, you see only one word: \"Stall.\"",
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"content": "I get up to the podium. I've been waiting for and dreading this day for so long. I clear my th... |
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"content": "[WP] \"Wait, so there's no gold?\" \"Of COURSE there's no gold. I'm a huge freaking dragon; why would I need to buy anything? I live in a cave, for fuck's sake. WHY do you humans always think I have gold?\"",
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"content": "\"Heh?\" Sir Roland was visibly confused. \"I... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Wait, so there's no gold?\" \"Of COURSE there's no gold. I'm a huge freaking dragon; why would I need to buy anything? I live in a cave, for fuck's sake. WHY do you humans always think I have gold?\"",
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"content": "[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago.",
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"content": "\"So tell me about this 'little' theory of yours again Michael\", Vince said with an air of amusement. \n\n\n\"It's not a theory, it's ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Vampires cannot enter a house uninvited. Turns out, they invented Welcome mats to bypass this rule decades ago.",
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"content": "John Dongle stares out of a highrise, '*Huh, it's a full moon tonight.* He thought quietly to himself. \n\n\"How can we increase sale!?... |
2016-03-09T01:35:06 | 2016-03-09T00:44:24 | 117 | 59 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the most beautiful woman in the world, and you have just been wished into existence by a nerd with a genie.",
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"content": "\"I'm sorry, but you know the rules, I can't make a woman fall in love with you, even one I've created myself.\"\n\nThe genie wafte... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the most beautiful woman in the world, and you have just been wished into existence by a nerd with a genie.",
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"content": "The tears fell, stinging the carpet with his pain. I was used to some interesting receptions, but this was a first. Genie was just ... |
2019-11-01T12:39:06 | 2019-11-01T06:30:52 | 34 | 19 | [
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"content": "[WP] When you were a baby, Your mother offered you to a demon for wealth but after the deal, It kills her and takes it upon itself to raise you with care as if you were its own child.",
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"content": "Born to a shitty person, my ma said. Well, I call her ma. I was actu... | [
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"content": "[WP] When you were a baby, Your mother offered you to a demon for wealth but after the deal, It kills her and takes it upon itself to raise you with care as if you were its own child.",
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"content": "[poem]\n\nraised by a fearsome creature\n\nEveryone looked as if I t... |
2019-05-23T09:03:08 | 2019-05-23T04:39:31 | 83 | 49 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're an \"assassin\". You've never actually killed anyone, but you are very charismatic, and actually convinced your \"victims\" to fake their death and leave the country.",
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"content": "\"You've heard of me, yes?\"\n\nHe swallowed hard, and slowly nodded. I c... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're an \"assassin\". You've never actually killed anyone, but you are very charismatic, and actually convinced your \"victims\" to fake their death and leave the country.",
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"content": " She hated the smell of blood. The metallic tank permeated the air as she... |
2017-08-30T05:56:20 | 2017-08-30T04:55:59 | 48 | 35 | [
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"content": "[WP] A story that doesn't make any sense, until you read the last line.",
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"content": "Am I the only man left here alive?\n\nThe rubble continues endlessly in every direction and every color. The tears were real this time, they began two years ago. Why did we do it? ... | [
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"content": "[WP] A story that doesn't make any sense, until you read the last line.",
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"content": "I think I should expand my vocabulary if I want to make rhymes. Also, don't hate me please.\n\n.\n\nHis phone emitted a flash. In his heart there wasn't even a interest clash of wh... |
2022-11-02T10:53:39 | 2022-11-02T10:08:38 | 28 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] The Multiverse didn't just make itself. After a person dies, they're assigned as the creator god of a new universe, to nurture and guide it. You recently died and are now going through the orientation day.",
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"content": "They weighed our hearts against a feather... | [
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"content": "[WP] The Multiverse didn't just make itself. After a person dies, they're assigned as the creator god of a new universe, to nurture and guide it. You recently died and are now going through the orientation day.",
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"content": "This is a lot of pressure. I honestly tho... |
2020-03-25T09:01:28 | 2020-03-25T07:30:13 | 308 | 100 | [
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"content": "[WP] The aliens thought that by destroying all humans, they were freeing the human robots and artificial intelligence. They didn't understand the robots loved their humans. Now all the humans are dead, and their robots are angry, and out for revenge.",
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"content": "[WP] The aliens thought that by destroying all humans, they were freeing the human robots and artificial intelligence. They didn't understand the robots loved their humans. Now all the humans are dead, and their robots are angry, and out for revenge.",
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"content": "T... |
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"content": "[WP] Every ten years, you must go in front of a board of peers who will evaluate your life for you. If you do not \"Impress your peers\" you will be executed.",
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"content": "I shuffled awkwardly into the room. I was never good at these, I always felt like I had just... | [
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"content": "[WP] Every ten years, you must go in front of a board of peers who will evaluate your life for you. If you do not \"Impress your peers\" you will be executed.",
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"content": "\"Ten is always the easiest of course. I came from a rich family and always head the best tu... |
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"content": "[WP] Elon Musk is actually a stranded alien who needs humanity to develop interstellar travel to get home\n\nFrom https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/34i0h9/elon_musk_debuts_the_tesla_powerwall_full_keynote/cqv1cny?sort=top\n\nEdit: Wow, this blew up. Thanks for the gold, whoever gave it, eve... | [
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"content": "[WP] Elon Musk is actually a stranded alien who needs humanity to develop interstellar travel to get home\n\nFrom https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/34i0h9/elon_musk_debuts_the_tesla_powerwall_full_keynote/cqv1cny?sort=top\n\nEdit: Wow, this blew up. Thanks for the gold, whoever gave it, eve... |
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"content": "[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day.",
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"content": "[WP] Everyone only gets to lie three times in their life, so they only do so when it's an absolute must. This is the story of how someone lied three times in one day.",
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"content": "Joe sat in his room eating cookies before dinner in secret when Joe's Mom walked in. ... |
2020-02-16T22:20:36 | 2020-02-16T21:57:27 | 30 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP]You receive a message, \"Reply Yes if you can survive the last video game you played.\" You answer Yes. Your vision blanks and you open your eyes finding that you are at the beginning of said game. You hear a voice \"To leave you must win. Your prize is all you gain in this world. Good luck\""... | [
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"content": "[WP]You receive a message, \"Reply Yes if you can survive the last video game you played.\" You answer Yes. Your vision blanks and you open your eyes finding that you are at the beginning of said game. You hear a voice \"To leave you must win. Your prize is all you gain in this world. Good luck\""... |
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"content": "[WP] You work at a hospital. Outside a terminal patient’s room, someone tries to enter. You stop them, “Sorry, family only.” They give you a strange look, as do those nearby. “You can see me?” They ask, summoning a scythe from thin air. You just told Death they couldn’t claim a soul.",
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"content": "[WP] You work at a hospital. Outside a terminal patient’s room, someone tries to enter. You stop them, “Sorry, family only.” They give you a strange look, as do those nearby. “You can see me?” They ask, summoning a scythe from thin air. You just told Death they couldn’t claim a soul.",
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"content": "[WP] Create an origin story for your reddit username.",
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"content": "\"It's a coincidence.\"\n\n\"It's not, I tell you. The first three letters...\"\n\n\"Uh-huh.\"\n\n\"Greek equivalent of X. Or the cross. Follow it by Rho, which *sounds* like Ron...\"\n\n\"Mm-hmm.\"... | [
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"content": "[WP] Create an origin story for your reddit username.",
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"content": "The world was in chaos. War, famine, pestilence, and death ravaged the very core of the earth. The governments had done too little, too late, and had crumbled under the ensuing chaos of the apocalyp... |
2017-07-16T14:32:38 | 2017-07-16T14:05:31 | 27 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] Death is surprised when you lose in the game for your life, it says \"This is the first time in over two thousand years that my opponent did not cheat.\"",
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"content": "\"You didn't even try.\" Death looks disappointed.\n\n\"Yeah.\" I shrugged.\n\n\"Why?\" He as... | [
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"content": "[WP] Death is surprised when you lose in the game for your life, it says \"This is the first time in over two thousand years that my opponent did not cheat.\"",
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"content": "There had been a weird moment, where Karly almost wanted to cheat. She had lived a life of st... |
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"content": "[WP] They killed his hound, and stolen his steed. The rogue knight returns from retirement to teach them a lesson. He was known as the man you call to kill the shadow itself, and he was known as John, the Wicked.",
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"content": "Aurelius the carriage-maker looked up f... | [
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"content": "[WP] They killed his hound, and stolen his steed. The rogue knight returns from retirement to teach them a lesson. He was known as the man you call to kill the shadow itself, and he was known as John, the Wicked.",
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"content": "John grimaced at the sudden purpose the... |
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"content": "[WP] Some nut job from a joint Japanese-American defense technology company thought that replacing traditional tanks with 80ft tall bipedal robots is a good idea. This pisses you off so much that you're determined to create a tank that can counter them in every way imaginable at 1/10th of the cost... | [
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"content": "[WP] Some nut job from a joint Japanese-American defense technology company thought that replacing traditional tanks with 80ft tall bipedal robots is a good idea. This pisses you off so much that you're determined to create a tank that can counter them in every way imaginable at 1/10th of the cost... |
2014-11-20T20:42:44 | 2014-11-20T20:31:28 | 52 | 24 | [
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"content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.",
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"content": "I nodded my head, and the plunger sank in, relieving the syringe of all 10ccs. I patted him gently and sat him on the cold vets table then started to head out the door. I couldn't watch. He let out a w... | [
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"content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.",
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"content": "I wasn't sure where I was, or how I arrived, when I woke up this morning.\nI had noticed a welcome pamphlet, on the nightstand, that said \"Grace Retirement Community\".\nA woman came by to visit me, e... |
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"content": "[WP] When the galactic council of gods decided to go to war with the humans gods the council trampled all but one. One cloaked figure weilding a sharpened scythe and not a single worshipper to their name and for the first time the council felt afraid.",
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"content": "[WP] When the galactic council of gods decided to go to war with the humans gods the council trampled all but one. One cloaked figure weilding a sharpened scythe and not a single worshipper to their name and for the first time the council felt afraid.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "... |
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"content": "[WP] Everyone knows about your younger siblings, the Seven Deadly Sins, they don't remember that you are the First Sin, Disobedience.",
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"content": "Truthfully when father named me Mother never really cared because we all would fall into family work of some sort in t... | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone knows about your younger siblings, the Seven Deadly Sins, they don't remember that you are the First Sin, Disobedience.",
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"content": "Disobedience is only a sin to the person who lays down the law. If the law is not just, is it a sin to disobey? A phil... |
2016-05-19T10:10:20 | 2016-05-19T08:22:28 | 408 | 124 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy",
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"content": "I'm a single father of one beautiful girl. She's my whole world. As a single father I feel the need to over-compensate and I tend to spoil the girl. ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy",
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"content": "I awake to the sun creeping between the fins of my blinds. A clear day after what seems a lifetime of clouds. I open the door and walk down the hall... |
2018-04-22T22:42:29 | 2018-04-22T17:22:34 | 147 | 83 | [
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"content": "[WP] A disguised human spy at an alien university faces their toughest challenge yet: Human Culture & Biology 1001, taught by a horribly misinformed professor",
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"content": "I pause, looking around the room at the equally confused stares. Slowly, hesitantly, trep... | [
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"content": "[WP] A disguised human spy at an alien university faces their toughest challenge yet: Human Culture & Biology 1001, taught by a horribly misinformed professor",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Captain Tom patiently sits in Ms. Ryf Nispash 's class in his damn-well designed Omicron ... |
2016-06-18T07:59:42 | 2016-06-18T07:24:51 | 83 | 56 | [
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"content": "[WP] Throughout a persons life, they are given a hidden guardian. A creature that watches over their lifespan. When someone is murdered, the creature haunts the killer. You have been found, murdered. And your guardian is loose.",
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"content": "Twenty five years.\n\nTw... | [
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"content": "[WP] Throughout a persons life, they are given a hidden guardian. A creature that watches over their lifespan. When someone is murdered, the creature haunts the killer. You have been found, murdered. And your guardian is loose.",
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"content": "Ember crept through shad... |
2015-12-05T14:58:25 | 2015-12-05T13:38:34 | 356 | 24 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write the letter that you always wanted to, but never did.\n\nMost of the writing prompts I see on here are for fictional stories, but this is only one small corner of the larger art of writing. In this prompt, I'd like you to consider writing something a little more personal, and in a form t... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write the letter that you always wanted to, but never did.\n\nMost of the writing prompts I see on here are for fictional stories, but this is only one small corner of the larger art of writing. In this prompt, I'd like you to consider writing something a little more personal, and in a form t... |
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"content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.",
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"content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.",
"role": "user"
... |
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"content": "[WP] Your power is that anyone will believe what you say, no matter what it is. You casually rob the store, assuring everyone that nothing is out of the ordinary, and later laugh as you offer an outlandish explanation to the flabbergasted police.",
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"content": "[WP] Your power is that anyone will believe what you say, no matter what it is. You casually rob the store, assuring everyone that nothing is out of the ordinary, and later laugh as you offer an outlandish explanation to the flabbergasted police.",
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},
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"content": "\"Lis... |
2018-12-18T21:16:34 | 2018-12-18T20:47:02 | 49 | 29 | [
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"content": "[WP] Due to an overactive imagination and your love of superheroes, you have a tendency to yell \"I know you're listening\" loudly inside your own head to see if anybody reacts. One day, you're answered by a panicked \"I'm sorry\" in a familiar voice and the girl across the classroom has gone beet... | [
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"content": "[WP] Due to an overactive imagination and your love of superheroes, you have a tendency to yell \"I know you're listening\" loudly inside your own head to see if anybody reacts. One day, you're answered by a panicked \"I'm sorry\" in a familiar voice and the girl across the classroom has gone beet... |
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"content": "[WP] \"Are there any spirits with me in this room right now?\" The Ouija board moves to 'Yes.' \"Okay good, 'cause rent is due, and you need to fork over your share.\" The Ouija board spells out, 'F U C K.'\n\nBased off of a meme I saw.",
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"content": "Darren scowled ... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Are there any spirits with me in this room right now?\" The Ouija board moves to 'Yes.' \"Okay good, 'cause rent is due, and you need to fork over your share.\" The Ouija board spells out, 'F U C K.'\n\nBased off of a meme I saw.",
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"content": "\n\nMelody cros... |
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"content": "[WP] You have a HUD reminiscent of RPG video games, letting you see your Health, Stamina, and quests. However, you live a boring, normal life, rendering your HUD useless. One day, you see that your Mana and EXP have suddenly unlocked and your first quest has begun: \"GENESIS.\"\n\nEdit 1: Just wan... | [
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"content": "[WP] You have a HUD reminiscent of RPG video games, letting you see your Health, Stamina, and quests. However, you live a boring, normal life, rendering your HUD useless. One day, you see that your Mana and EXP have suddenly unlocked and your first quest has begun: \"GENESIS.\"\n\nEdit 1: Just wan... |
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"content": "[WP] Due to a misunderstanding, you find yourself at the bottom of a lake wearing concrete shoes. Point of interest... you're not drowning.",
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"content": "The trunk opened and a brilliant white light from a flashlight filled Tony's vision. A shadowy shape moved forwa... | [
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"content": "[WP] Due to a misunderstanding, you find yourself at the bottom of a lake wearing concrete shoes. Point of interest... you're not drowning.",
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"content": "*Splash* I plummeted into the water with my feet sealed in two round concrete slabs. I moved my arms frantically... |
2020-09-21T15:24:54 | 2020-09-21T13:55:24 | 41 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] You have an uncanny ability to sense evil. The man who walks past you and gives you chills later appeared on the news as a murderer. The corrupt cop at the donut shop. Today you sensed the greatest concentration of evil ever. You peer into the hall, into beedy eyes of the class hamster.",
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"content": "[WP] You have an uncanny ability to sense evil. The man who walks past you and gives you chills later appeared on the news as a murderer. The corrupt cop at the donut shop. Today you sensed the greatest concentration of evil ever. You peer into the hall, into beedy eyes of the class hamster.",
... |
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"content": "[WP] you are perfectly safe in your bunker, you have plenty of food and water and even plumbing. The problem is that you are alone and there is a zombie outside. Out of sheer boredom you teach it to speak, and now it's trying to convince you to let it in.",
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"content": "[WP] you are perfectly safe in your bunker, you have plenty of food and water and even plumbing. The problem is that you are alone and there is a zombie outside. Out of sheer boredom you teach it to speak, and now it's trying to convince you to let it in.",
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"content": "[WP] You have just been abducted by a UFO. While you are figuring out what just happened to to you, a frantic alien bursts into the room. \"You have no idea how many rules I'm breaking, but my Human Studies final is tomorrow and I need help.\"",
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"content": " He was ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You have just been abducted by a UFO. While you are figuring out what just happened to to you, a frantic alien bursts into the room. \"You have no idea how many rules I'm breaking, but my Human Studies final is tomorrow and I need help.\"",
"role": "user"
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"content": "The litt... |
2017-04-30T03:17:31 | 2017-04-29T23:04:59 | 59 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] you were born with the ability to see a persons health bar and stats over their head. Today you see a 120 year old with 99 in all skills and a full health bar.\n\nEdit: Bonus points if they are encountered in a place you wouldn't expect a 120 year old person to be at.",
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"content": "[WP] you were born with the ability to see a persons health bar and stats over their head. Today you see a 120 year old with 99 in all skills and a full health bar.\n\nEdit: Bonus points if they are encountered in a place you wouldn't expect a 120 year old person to be at.",
"role": "user"
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2018-06-16T17:11:12 | 2018-06-16T16:23:14 | 223 | 119 | [
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"content": "[WP] You’ve just died and you awaken within a courtroom. The Angel of Death walks in as a voice booms” What you are witnessing is real. The participants are not actors. They are actual litigants whose sins will be reviewed now. Their fates will be decided here in Death’s forum: The People's Court.... | [
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"content": "[WP] You’ve just died and you awaken within a courtroom. The Angel of Death walks in as a voice booms” What you are witnessing is real. The participants are not actors. They are actual litigants whose sins will be reviewed now. Their fates will be decided here in Death’s forum: The People's Court.... |
2018-04-20T14:02:46 | 2018-04-20T12:58:20 | 34 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] When someone dies, they are always challenged by Death itself to a chess game, symbol of how nobody can win against it. Except you. You died and just won the game. Death is not amused. Both of you don't know what should happen now.",
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"content": "\"Rook to...\" ... | [
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"content": "[WP] When someone dies, they are always challenged by Death itself to a chess game, symbol of how nobody can win against it. Except you. You died and just won the game. Death is not amused. Both of you don't know what should happen now.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "My name is Gera... |
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"content": "[WP] When you die, a field of text appears in limbo, revealing the high scores of life, and your score. Your score is the top score.",
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"content": "\"Congratulations! You just won The Game.\"\n\n\"Where am... w... what game?\"\n\n\"EXACTLY! No one else lasted as long... | [
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"content": "[WP] When you die, a field of text appears in limbo, revealing the high scores of life, and your score. Your score is the top score.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "What does it mean to live a meaningful life? Does getting a good job, having a wife and maybe a couple of children, onl... |
2017-11-06T03:25:39 | 2017-11-06T03:13:40 | 23 | 12 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.",
"role": "user"
... |
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"content": "[WP] In a world where reincarnation with a full knowledge of your past life is real, authorities struggle to protect society by keeping the worst criminals and serial killers in prison alive for as long as possible to delay their eventual escape back into society via the reincarnation process.",
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"content": "[WP] In a world where reincarnation with a full knowledge of your past life is real, authorities struggle to protect society by keeping the worst criminals and serial killers in prison alive for as long as possible to delay their eventual escape back into society via the reincarnation process.",
... |
2021-07-19T18:54:27 | 2021-07-19T18:03:15 | 141 | 25 | [
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"content": "[WP] A demon writes messages on your mirror in blood, but they're useful messages, things like \"Don't forget you have yoga at 2\" or \"You're out of milk\".",
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"content": "Mondays. Gotta love 'em. Silencing my blaring alarm clock, I rolled over to look at the mirror... | [
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"content": "[WP] A demon writes messages on your mirror in blood, but they're useful messages, things like \"Don't forget you have yoga at 2\" or \"You're out of milk\".",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "This is what happens when you are married to a demon. I tried to get her to stop. But the sex ... |
2019-09-08T11:07:43 | 2019-09-08T11:00:34 | 21 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.",
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"content": "\"Perceived Invisibility? What's that mean?\"\nMy friend stared at me puzz... | [
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"content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "Dan watched his partners work. He sat silent, and so nobody bothered him.... |
2017-09-06T08:02:06 | 2017-09-06T05:06:54 | 60 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] At an alien bar in the distant future, two aliens are enjoying a drink and trading stories about the newest member to the Pan-Galactic Union, an odd race of bipeds from a planet named \"Dirt\". But what they don't realize is that you, the bartender, are from that planet \"Earth\".",
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"content": "[WP] At an alien bar in the distant future, two aliens are enjoying a drink and trading stories about the newest member to the Pan-Galactic Union, an odd race of bipeds from a planet named \"Dirt\". But what they don't realize is that you, the bartender, are from that planet \"Earth\".",
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"content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "I lay curled on the old mat I've slept on since I was just a pup, waiting for Boy. I've lived a long and happy life, the happiest parts all spent growing up with Boy. I wish he were near me now, I'm so... | [
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"content": "[WP] Make me cry in four sentences or less.\n\nGo.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "I wasn't sure where I was, or how I arrived, when I woke up this morning.\nI had noticed a welcome pamphlet, on the nightstand, that said \"Grace Retirement Community\".\nA woman came by to visit me, e... |
2017-11-19T16:34:32 | 2017-11-19T16:30:52 | 61 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] Upon your death you see a kill death ratio. You are surprised by two things. That the kills are in the millions and that you’ve died more than once\n\n[WP] Upon your death you see a kill death ratio. You are surprised by two things. That the kills are in the millions and that you’ve died more... | [
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"content": "[WP] Upon your death you see a kill death ratio. You are surprised by two things. That the kills are in the millions and that you’ve died more than once\n\n[WP] Upon your death you see a kill death ratio. You are surprised by two things. That the kills are in the millions and that you’ve died more... |
2017-01-07T14:00:42 | 2017-01-07T12:10:52 | 23 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] SETI discovers radiosignals from another civilization. The signals are the first broadcasts from a young civilization. We send a spaceship towards the planet, which allows us to see their advancement in \"fast forward\". We are now 10y into our 20y mission, and see some worrying developements... | [
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"content": "[WP] SETI discovers radiosignals from another civilization. The signals are the first broadcasts from a young civilization. We send a spaceship towards the planet, which allows us to see their advancement in \"fast forward\". We are now 10y into our 20y mission, and see some worrying developements... |
2019-07-10T06:53:25 | 2019-07-10T05:31:08 | 249 | 182 | [
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"content": "[WP] You created an A.I. design to make money at any cost, and gave him 1000 dollars to start. Entering a cryogenic chamber you tell the A.I. \"wake me up when I am the richest person in the world...\". After an unknown amount of time, you wake up...",
"role": "user"
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"content": "[WP] You created an A.I. design to make money at any cost, and gave him 1000 dollars to start. Entering a cryogenic chamber you tell the A.I. \"wake me up when I am the richest person in the world...\". After an unknown amount of time, you wake up...",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "Y... |
2014-07-16T14:12:33 | 2014-07-16T13:38:27 | 20 | 13 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Humanity is the idiot savant of the galaxy. We're terrible at almost everything compared to every other race, but we surpass them in spades in one thing.\n\n**DO NOT CHOOSE WARFARE**\n\nIt's a boring and overdone answer.\n\nThis is inspired by the book Year Zero, where humanity is laughably i... | [
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"content": "[WP] Humanity is the idiot savant of the galaxy. We're terrible at almost everything compared to every other race, but we surpass them in spades in one thing.\n\n**DO NOT CHOOSE WARFARE**\n\nIt's a boring and overdone answer.\n\nThis is inspired by the book Year Zero, where humanity is laughably i... |
2021-04-07T19:03:13 | 2021-04-07T17:31:05 | 261 | 119 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Every spacefaring species has something that makes them special. Some are fast, some have telekinesis, some are nigh-unkillable. To the galaxy's surprise, humans have a tendency to befirend the cosmic horrors lurking where the starlight does not reach.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "[WP] Every spacefaring species has something that makes them special. Some are fast, some have telekinesis, some are nigh-unkillable. To the galaxy's surprise, humans have a tendency to befirend the cosmic horrors lurking where the starlight does not reach.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"conte... |
2022-12-04T09:31:13 | 2022-12-04T08:46:36 | 131 | 72 | [
{
"content": "[WP] The new generation of vampire has discovered that just by taking iron supplements and vitamin D drops, they’re feeling fine without drinking human blood",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "“I am not enthralled with the idea of turning to these…” Isaac paused “Tinctures, instead of o... | [
{
"content": "[WP] The new generation of vampire has discovered that just by taking iron supplements and vitamin D drops, they’re feeling fine without drinking human blood",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "The new generation of vampires was unlike any that had come before them. They were stronger, f... |
2020-12-16T07:39:34 | 2020-12-16T07:30:07 | 226 | 47 | [
{
"content": "[WP] In an apocalyptic world, the last of humanity live in controlled, supposed paradise cities surrounded by towering walls; taught that the world outside died to wasteland centuries ago. You’re a smuggler, helping people escape the wall into the world beyond.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "[WP] In an apocalyptic world, the last of humanity live in controlled, supposed paradise cities surrounded by towering walls; taught that the world outside died to wasteland centuries ago. You’re a smuggler, helping people escape the wall into the world beyond.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"c... |
2014-02-27T13:27:48 | 2014-02-27T10:44:13 | 14 | 10 | [
{
"content": "[FF] Three paragraph story: Fist paragraph must be set in 1914, second in 2014, third in 2114. All paragraphs must be connected in some way.",
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"content": "1914\n\nUgh. Well that it was all a waste of time. Somehow I knew in the back of my mind that it wouldn't work.... | [
{
"content": "[FF] Three paragraph story: Fist paragraph must be set in 1914, second in 2014, third in 2114. All paragraphs must be connected in some way.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I'm standing with Lisa, looking over the field of wildflowers and her blonde hair glows from the setting sun. H... |
2016-08-18T06:52:46 | 2016-08-18T06:47:45 | 28 | 18 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Every sentient species in the universe receives a Jesus figure from God. It turns out humanity was the only species to torture and crucify him. You're an ambassador priest informing the Inter-Galactic Holy Church what your species did.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "Tightly las... | [
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"content": "[WP] Every sentient species in the universe receives a Jesus figure from God. It turns out humanity was the only species to torture and crucify him. You're an ambassador priest informing the Inter-Galactic Holy Church what your species did.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "I stood bef... |
2016-09-27T17:05:02 | 2016-09-27T11:37:32 | 45 | 31 | [
{
"content": "[WP] You wake up on November 9, 2016, to a phone call informing you that an overwhelming majority of Americans have written in your name on the ballot.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "\"Wait, me? As, like, president?\" I relaxed from my sudden upright position on the bed, thinking th... | [
{
"content": "[WP] You wake up on November 9, 2016, to a phone call informing you that an overwhelming majority of Americans have written in your name on the ballot.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\"...and you're absolutely sure?\" I asked, still astounded.\n\n\"I wouldn't be calling you if I was... |
2020-07-16T15:17:28 | 2020-07-16T14:28:10 | 29 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your father used to be a supervillain who faked his death in order to be with his family, but hid that from you in order to keep you safe. Unfortunately you look almost exactly like him, and this is in fact how you came to find out about his past in the first place",
"role": "user"
},
... | [
{
"content": "[WP] Your father used to be a supervillain who faked his death in order to be with his family, but hid that from you in order to keep you safe. Unfortunately you look almost exactly like him, and this is in fact how you came to find out about his past in the first place",
"role": "user"
},
... |
2015-12-31T08:42:44 | 2015-12-31T06:33:47 | 32 | 12 | [
{
"content": "[WP] In this fantasy world, girls masquerading as boys to earn their knighthoods is so common that a group of trainees all swear their best friend is a lady. He isn't.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "\"Just look at *him*. If that isn't the press of a fine buxom, strapped tight beneat... | [
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"content": "[WP] In this fantasy world, girls masquerading as boys to earn their knighthoods is so common that a group of trainees all swear their best friend is a lady. He isn't.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\"Show me your penis!\" Malthus demanded sternly. Just a few days ago, he would have... |
2017-01-14T21:07:16 | 2017-01-14T16:42:22 | 49 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word",
"role": "user"
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"content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word",
"role": "user"
},
{
... |
2021-02-11T13:24:16 | 2021-02-11T13:20:39 | 143 | 77 | [
{
"content": "[WP] You're a cleaner for a famous assassin. You just found out it is your spouse. This infuriates you not because of the secrets or killing, but because you've been cleaning up after your spouse at home and at their work all this time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\"And then, he ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a cleaner for a famous assassin. You just found out it is your spouse. This infuriates you not because of the secrets or killing, but because you've been cleaning up after your spouse at home and at their work all this time.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\"I have enough... |
2019-06-21T17:47:50 | 2019-06-21T17:31:06 | 1,924 | 357 | [
{
"content": "[WP] You're the henchman of a B-list supervillain. The thing is... You're really good at your job, so you're way more known and feared than him.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "As the exposition entered its twenty-sixth minute, his eye patch began to itch, as it often did in moments ... | [
{
"content": "[WP] You're the henchman of a B-list supervillain. The thing is... You're really good at your job, so you're way more known and feared than him.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\"You were in the press again!\"\n\n\"I'm sorry, sir. I'll try better next time.\"\n\n\"You're damn right y... |
2015-04-16T13:05:54 | 2015-04-16T10:34:35 | 25 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP][NSFW] After a cataclysm, 95% of human males are wiped out. The rest have to be used as breeding stock. Write a diary entry from one of these \"studs\".",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "Patient 29D Log number 32-4. March 3rd, 2031.\n\nPatient 29D's rectal stimulator malfunctioned ... | [
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"content": "[WP][NSFW] After a cataclysm, 95% of human males are wiped out. The rest have to be used as breeding stock. Write a diary entry from one of these \"studs\".",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "[Day 1]\n\nThey realised that the whole fucking places was overpopulated anyway and soon the nu... |
2016-10-18T17:44:46 | 2016-10-18T17:44:40 | 685 | 63 | [
{
"content": "[WP] You are immortal, and saw the birth of the human race. Now you sit by their bedside and watch, as the last human dies.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "His name is, appropriately, Adam.\n\nI find him after following his trail for weeks. He lies against a massive redwood, skin hag... | [
{
"content": "[WP] You are immortal, and saw the birth of the human race. Now you sit by their bedside and watch, as the last human dies.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "“They were our children,” she sighs, gracefully moving from her spot in the arm chair. \n\n\nHer bare feet make only the slighte... |
2018-07-02T11:39:15 | 2018-07-02T07:25:16 | 215 | 32 | [
{
"content": "[WP] Sick of being lied to you beg the Gods for change and one takes pity on you. Now when people lie to you a little text box appears next to them that only you can see, with the lie, the truth, and their motive for lying.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "\"Have you done it yet?\"\n\... | [
{
"content": "[WP] Sick of being lied to you beg the Gods for change and one takes pity on you. Now when people lie to you a little text box appears next to them that only you can see, with the lie, the truth, and their motive for lying.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "After my deal with the devil... |
2015-04-12T05:18:31 | 2015-04-12T03:38:56 | 22 | 13 | [
{
"content": "[WP] A prolific serial killer active for many years is concerned about his run of good luck. Never discovered, he has also never seen the slightest mention of his work reported on in any media. With today's victim he gets a clue as to why...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "At first I... | [
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"content": "[WP] A prolific serial killer active for many years is concerned about his run of good luck. Never discovered, he has also never seen the slightest mention of his work reported on in any media. With today's victim he gets a clue as to why...",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": "*I'm a kil... |
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