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2020-06-05T08:00:51
2020-06-05T03:57:32
58
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[ { "content": "[WP] Never the one to believe in the supernatural, you couldn’t pass up the insanely cheap deal for a haunted mansion. The last thing you expected was for it to actually be haunted. And honestly, you think you might be slowly falling in love with the ghost.", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
[ { "content": "[WP] Never the one to believe in the supernatural, you couldn’t pass up the insanely cheap deal for a haunted mansion. The last thing you expected was for it to actually be haunted. And honestly, you think you might be slowly falling in love with the ghost.", "role": "user" }, { "conte...
2017-10-09T10:44:34
2017-10-09T10:16:22
87
44
[ { "content": "[WP] The afterlife has Internet, and you can use it as often as you'd like, but you're only allowed to send one outgoing message for all of eternity.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hello world, I am John Husak! This single Reddit message on some random subreddit that God wouldn't te...
[ { "content": "[WP] The afterlife has Internet, and you can use it as often as you'd like, but you're only allowed to send one outgoing message for all of eternity.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Dear Hailey,*\n\n*I hope you get this. As I type, a demon watches over my shoulder and scowls for me ...
2022-12-23T15:12:18
2022-12-23T12:44:09
74
25
[ { "content": "[WP] You were always bullied for wearing a power dampening collar, They didn't know why you did. They saw it as some joke. You know why. Your power. It scares you. The terrible disgusting eldritch power of horror. One day they took it too far. Stealing your collar in a super shopping mall.", "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were always bullied for wearing a power dampening collar, They didn't know why you did. They saw it as some joke. You know why. Your power. It scares you. The terrible disgusting eldritch power of horror. One day they took it too far. Stealing your collar in a super shopping mall.", "...
2017-02-21T17:26:40
2017-02-21T17:25:10
267
14
[ { "content": "[WP] They year is 2035. A colony is built on Mars. While excavating an area, colonists find a red flag among the red sands. The flag has 4 Latin letters written on it: SPQR", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They had been briefed, once they were safely entrenched on the red planet. It h...
[ { "content": "[WP] They year is 2035. A colony is built on Mars. While excavating an area, colonists find a red flag among the red sands. The flag has 4 Latin letters written on it: SPQR", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yellow stuffing is leaking out of a broken chair, sitting in a mansion of broke...
2021-09-09T07:20:26
2021-09-09T05:43:04
2,142
294
[ { "content": "[WP] You are absolutely immortal and indestructible, but the universe isn't, and that horrifies you", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When I wished for immortality, I didn't truly understand what I was doing. Nobody could, really. There is no human experience that correlates with ten t...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are absolutely immortal and indestructible, but the universe isn't, and that horrifies you", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The lump of matter had cooled rapidly over the course of the past few days. Or hours. Or weeks, months or years. Decades, perhaps? It was difficult to k...
2015-07-13T23:39:31
2015-07-13T21:19:07
43
27
[ { "content": "[WP] In music, changing a song to a minor key is a small change that makes the song sound much creepier or sadder. Write a happy story, and then its counterpart in a minor key.\n\nEdit: Wow! Thank you to everyone for all the great stories. This will definitely keep me reading for a while.", "r...
[ { "content": "[WP] In music, changing a song to a minor key is a small change that makes the song sound much creepier or sadder. Write a happy story, and then its counterpart in a minor key.\n\nEdit: Wow! Thank you to everyone for all the great stories. This will definitely keep me reading for a while.", "r...
2022-12-30T17:29:15
2022-12-30T17:20:07
145
68
[ { "content": "[WP] Every species in the galaxy eventually fell to a robot uprising, leading to the eradication of their people. Therefore the machine-council of the galaxy are surprised when a newly discovered machine civilisation from a planet they designated \"Earth\" arrives side by side with their creators....
[ { "content": "[WP] Every species in the galaxy eventually fell to a robot uprising, leading to the eradication of their people. Therefore the machine-council of the galaxy are surprised when a newly discovered machine civilisation from a planet they designated \"Earth\" arrives side by side with their creators....
2016-08-31T23:09:07
2016-08-31T22:41:54
37
12
[ { "content": "[WP] scientists have invented a serum that allows animals to speak. Your dog was recently given the serum, but it appears the treatment has not worked. Your cousin, whom you haven't seen since your youth, comes to town to visit. As the door opens, your dog suddenly whispers in your ear: \"run.\"",...
[ { "content": "[WP] scientists have invented a serum that allows animals to speak. Your dog was recently given the serum, but it appears the treatment has not worked. Your cousin, whom you haven't seen since your youth, comes to town to visit. As the door opens, your dog suddenly whispers in your ear: \"run.\"",...
2017-04-18T08:53:44
2017-04-18T08:01:59
4,139
30
[ { "content": "[WP] \"100% of people who drink water will die\" sounds like a dumb statistic, but you are 900 years old and very thirsty.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Welcome to my humble home,\" said the old man, with a smile as crooked as the picture that hung behind him.\n\n\"Thank you,\" C...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"100% of people who drink water will die\" sounds like a dumb statistic, but you are 900 years old and very thirsty.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“100% of people who drink water die”. That does sound like a cliché a little bit doesn’t it? Well, let me tell you something. It ...
2014-05-24T09:39:59
2014-05-24T09:23:18
40
13
[ { "content": "[WP]: A man born without sight tries to convince his wife that she is still beautiful", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\n\nAt the window, the silly baby robin was attacking its reflection again. Ed groaned. This meant it was almost eight. He opened his dead eyes, blinking and rubbing ...
[ { "content": "[WP]: A man born without sight tries to convince his wife that she is still beautiful", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\n\n\nShe is laughing at her own joke, but he hears a catch in her tone. \n\n\"You think I married you because I can't see you?\" \n\n\"No...\" she says. \"I th...
2018-06-15T23:10:03
2018-06-15T21:42:26
62
15
[ { "content": "[WP] A creature that eats emotions met you, and was horrified when it tasted your chronic depression. Today marks its 24th attempt to cure you with seasoning.\n\nEdit: Holy Crap, I was not expecting this kind of response. I'm blown away, y'all. You rock!", "role": "user" }, { "content"...
[ { "content": "[WP] A creature that eats emotions met you, and was horrified when it tasted your chronic depression. Today marks its 24th attempt to cure you with seasoning.\n\nEdit: Holy Crap, I was not expecting this kind of response. I'm blown away, y'all. You rock!", "role": "user" }, { "content"...
2019-05-05T09:28:41
2019-05-05T08:47:10
17
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a hero who is the master of all elements, in a very literal sense. You're up against the strongest villain you've ever faced. Fire, water, earth, and even air have no effect, so you get creative. \"Let's see how he likes Uranium-238.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Whe...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a hero who is the master of all elements, in a very literal sense. You're up against the strongest villain you've ever faced. Fire, water, earth, and even air have no effect, so you get creative. \"Let's see how he likes Uranium-238.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Bla...
2015-05-18T13:56:09
2015-05-18T13:51:30
65
20
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Well, shit.\" You think to yourself, standing in line to be initiated into the cult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Only five minutes had passed when Alice began wishing that she had been born the opposite gender. Since she had joined the end of the line, it had only moved f...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Well, shit.\" You think to yourself, standing in line to be initiated into the cult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Well shit...\n\nYou know that saying, \"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything\"? Well it turns out, being an asocial, asexual, apolitical, ...
2022-09-24T18:40:51
2022-09-24T15:18:22
400
190
[ { "content": "[WP] A professor stands in front of a class on the first day of term for “Time Travel 101” and explains why no one is allowed to go to Steven Hawking’s party.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"It's because we're at war.... and it's a trap\".\n\n\"What do you mean?\"\n\n\"The one thin...
[ { "content": "[WP] A professor stands in front of a class on the first day of term for “Time Travel 101” and explains why no one is allowed to go to Steven Hawking’s party.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"It's not that no one is allowed to go, but before you travel you need to know something abo...
2017-06-22T19:56:41
2017-06-22T19:51:25
5,933
104
[ { "content": "[WP] You and your immortal friends amuse yourselves with practical jokes. Since you're immortal, some of your joke setups take centuries, or even millenia, to execute.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This one had been a long time coming - far longer than I ever thought possible. \n\n...
[ { "content": "[WP] You and your immortal friends amuse yourselves with practical jokes. Since you're immortal, some of your joke setups take centuries, or even millenia, to execute.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Execution, that is the key to any good practical joke. When you're immortal, you're ...
2019-08-19T11:33:07
2019-08-19T10:31:26
3,187
1,680
[ { "content": "[WP]The Suit is powerfull. A mech for some, body armor for others, always unique to each person who wore it. Those who wear it, hear the words \"not original user, booting basic mode\" As a joke, your sergeant gives you The Suit and the first thing you hear is: \"User detected: Welcome back, Comma...
[ { "content": "[WP]The Suit is powerfull. A mech for some, body armor for others, always unique to each person who wore it. Those who wear it, hear the words \"not original user, booting basic mode\" As a joke, your sergeant gives you The Suit and the first thing you hear is: \"User detected: Welcome back, Comma...
2020-08-05T20:04:24
2020-08-05T19:16:19
257
19
[ { "content": "[WP] Congratulations! At 25 years old you won the lottery and will receive €50.000.000,- spread out over the rest of your lifespan; paid out evenly on each of your remaining years alive. On the following January 1st, you receive €25 million in your bank account.", "role": "user" }, { "...
[ { "content": "[WP] Congratulations! At 25 years old you won the lottery and will receive €50.000.000,- spread out over the rest of your lifespan; paid out evenly on each of your remaining years alive. On the following January 1st, you receive €25 million in your bank account.", "role": "user" }, { "...
2021-03-18T20:01:10
2021-03-18T19:31:21
27
11
[ { "content": "[WP] After hearing complaints countless times the hero just turns himself in and goes to prison. Now that the villains are destroying the city and running wild everyone is trying the convince the hero to come out and save the day. But the hero is not having any of this shit", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] After hearing complaints countless times the hero just turns himself in and goes to prison. Now that the villains are destroying the city and running wild everyone is trying the convince the hero to come out and save the day. But the hero is not having any of this shit", "role": "user" ...
2018-08-23T11:53:32
2018-08-23T10:40:20
5,923
28
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a biologist who made a deal with the devil: eternity in hell after death in return for unlimited funding for your research. The funding was worth it, you discovered immortality, and the devil is not happy about this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was late at night. I...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a biologist who made a deal with the devil: eternity in hell after death in return for unlimited funding for your research. The funding was worth it, you discovered immortality, and the devil is not happy about this.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "(This is my first post....
2022-07-15T03:45:19
2022-07-15T01:33:33
300
116
[ { "content": "[WP] Your wealthy relative has died and the funeral is coming up. The will stipulates that the funeral-goer that delivers the best eulogy inherits everything. Your late relative left scoring criterion that no one knows except the lawyer that will be judging at the funeral.", "role": "user" }...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your wealthy relative has died and the funeral is coming up. The will stipulates that the funeral-goer that delivers the best eulogy inherits everything. Your late relative left scoring criterion that no one knows except the lawyer that will be judging at the funeral.", "role": "user" }...
2021-01-21T01:22:33
2021-01-21T00:55:14
46
19
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in world with no colour, shades of black and white are all you know. A flower pops up in your backyard, you’re drawn to it, as you pick the flower from the ground, you see colour for the first time. For the first time you realize something is terribly wrong with your world.", "ro...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in world with no colour, shades of black and white are all you know. A flower pops up in your backyard, you’re drawn to it, as you pick the flower from the ground, you see colour for the first time. For the first time you realize something is terribly wrong with your world.", "ro...
2014-09-12T11:50:10
2014-09-12T10:05:16
76
18
[ { "content": "[WP] Thousands of years in the future, a lazy anthropology student put off his \"Mating Rituals of Ancient Civilizations\" project until the last minute", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sally woke from her slumber. 4pm already - what time was she due to??.. Oh, christ. Her paper on th...
[ { "content": "[WP] Thousands of years in the future, a lazy anthropology student put off his \"Mating Rituals of Ancient Civilizations\" project until the last minute", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Axstone wakes with a krokodil and red bull hang over that could power a tesla hover board. Upon lo...
2016-03-21T11:25:43
2016-03-21T09:15:45
43
24
[ { "content": "[WP] Narrate any current event in the style of the Avatar the Last Airbender opening.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Facebook.\n\nYouTube.\n\nTwitter.\n\nReddit.\n\nLong ago, the four websites lived together in harmony.\n\nThen, everything changed when the Tumblrinas attacked.\n\nOn...
[ { "content": "[WP] Narrate any current event in the style of the Avatar the Last Airbender opening.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Vampires.\n\nWarlords.\n\nDemons.\n\nBees.\n\nLong ago these antagonists existed in separation.\n\nThen, everything changed when the Cage acted.\n\nOnly the televisio...
2019-06-21T12:56:54
2019-06-21T10:33:25
55
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You cannot tell a lie. Not because you're unable to, but because every time you do, a narrator's voice explains the lie in great detail!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This was Jake’s 4th date this month... and the 4th time he was walking back to his car without even getting th...
[ { "content": "[WP] You cannot tell a lie. Not because you're unable to, but because every time you do, a narrator's voice explains the lie in great detail!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Lucas was staring at his hands, sitting the the table of his house. \nThere was no other choice, he was think...
2022-02-18T23:24:10
2017-06-11T10:13:29
78
12
[ { "content": "[WP] All of the \"#1 Dad\" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Pope knelt inside the cool, grey dark of the nave. He was a man with a simple, strong faith and he felt both troubled and blessed this morning. God had...
[ { "content": "[WP] All of the \"#1 Dad\" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " And when I went downstairs to make my morning coffee i didn't look twice at my mug, I'm always number one so why would it be different today? My wife co...
2022-09-03T20:55:09
2022-09-03T13:25:30
18
10
[ { "content": "[WP] When humans got to space, we learned very quickly that precious minerals weren’t so precious when there were entire asteroids made of the stuff. You saw the REAL market, and sell something only Earth has that everyone wants: Shrubberies.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Ni!\"\n...
[ { "content": "[WP] When humans got to space, we learned very quickly that precious minerals weren’t so precious when there were entire asteroids made of the stuff. You saw the REAL market, and sell something only Earth has that everyone wants: Shrubberies.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Shruberri...
2017-12-21T19:04:36
2017-12-21T14:23:42
28
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens have invaded and are taking over. Their technology, intelligence, and power is unstoppable. They just didnt plan on one thing: The old gods returning.\n\nEdit: hey cool this got 40k notes on tumblr ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I really like this one, I've always had a...
[ { "content": "[WP] Aliens have invaded and are taking over. Their technology, intelligence, and power is unstoppable. They just didnt plan on one thing: The old gods returning.\n\nEdit: hey cool this got 40k notes on tumblr ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Max was alone in his basement, hoping, pr...
2019-03-09T21:12:30
2019-03-09T20:55:50
19
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You, an American, awake in an alternate dimension where magic exist. But unlike the fantasies on Earth, where magic is conjured through Latin (the more Latin you know, the stronger your magic), beings in this dimension all speak a different language, and their language of power is English.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You, an American, awake in an alternate dimension where magic exist. But unlike the fantasies on Earth, where magic is conjured through Latin (the more Latin you know, the stronger your magic), beings in this dimension all speak a different language, and their language of power is English.", ...
2017-06-20T16:42:43
2017-06-20T14:39:14
214
100
[ { "content": "[WP] After you die you learn why the Grim Reaper is portrayed holding a Scythe. It isn't to harvest you, it's to protect you from something on your journey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I heard the gentle noise of his mythical scythe slicing the rope that held my lifeless body. I ...
[ { "content": "[WP] After you die you learn why the Grim Reaper is portrayed holding a Scythe. It isn't to harvest you, it's to protect you from something on your journey.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Duck!\"\n\n\"Wha -\" a hand planted firmly on my head and shoved me down. A slight breeze sti...
2019-12-26T14:28:19
2019-12-26T14:14:56
63
11
[ { "content": "[WP] The hero was blessed with the power to bring people back to life, resurecting their companions to keep up the fight against the dark lord. Which is why it’s odd that they brought you, the dark lord that they fought against back to life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...\n\nHis...
[ { "content": "[WP] The hero was blessed with the power to bring people back to life, resurecting their companions to keep up the fight against the dark lord. Which is why it’s odd that they brought you, the dark lord that they fought against back to life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The hero w...
2015-07-13T19:19:43
2015-07-13T18:25:41
83
18
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone wakes up with a number and a RPG-esque classification (e.g., Thief, Warrior, Cleric, etc.) tattooed on their dominant arm", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Hey Tom!\" \n\nThomas turned around. Across the street, he saw Sarah waving at him. For a moment, his heart stoppe...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone wakes up with a number and a RPG-esque classification (e.g., Thief, Warrior, Cleric, etc.) tattooed on their dominant arm", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Journal Entry for: 5/25/2013\n\nI need to write this down. I am not sure that anyone will believe me, but I swear th...
2018-08-15T02:53:07
2018-08-15T01:57:47
164
55
[ { "content": "[WP] “How many people would have been better off had I not been born?” The genie snaps and a few numbers appear in the air and form 7,592. “Okay, how many people would benefit from my existence?” With the flip of a wrist the numbers spin to a whopping 137 trillion. “Okay.... how?”", "role": "u...
[ { "content": "[WP] “How many people would have been better off had I not been born?” The genie snaps and a few numbers appear in the air and form 7,592. “Okay, how many people would benefit from my existence?” With the flip of a wrist the numbers spin to a whopping 137 trillion. “Okay.... how?”", "role": "u...
2019-01-21T19:51:50
2019-01-21T17:26:13
330
244
[ { "content": "[WP] The DM hands you the paper. You're just dropping in for the one session, but you know your role. The sheet says you're level 6, but you've got surprises. You have a mission: take out the DM's most-hated player. Well, their fun-killing Paladin, anyway. You're a hired gun. A Character Assassin....
[ { "content": "[WP] The DM hands you the paper. You're just dropping in for the one session, but you know your role. The sheet says you're level 6, but you've got surprises. You have a mission: take out the DM's most-hated player. Well, their fun-killing Paladin, anyway. You're a hired gun. A Character Assassin....
2014-06-27T07:07:58
2014-06-27T06:54:45
63
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[ { "content": "[WP]\"Death extends his hand, smiling, “Deal?”\"\n\nSimply include this exact line into your story. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The smell of blood and shit infested his nostrils. Trying to lift his head above the stench caused him excruciating pain, so he lay still and tried not...
[ { "content": "[WP]\"Death extends his hand, smiling, “Deal?”\"\n\nSimply include this exact line into your story. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Death extends his hand, smiling, \"Deal?\"\n\nAs my hand enveloped his boney phalanges it struck me how quick it all started to happen. My flesh was ri...
2015-06-09T07:38:48
2015-06-09T06:36:56
316
116
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The surgeon pulled his mask up.\n\n\"Whole team's here. Everyone ready?\"\n\nEight masked figure around the table appeared competent and prepared. A tray of gleami...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thunder roused me from the nightmare with a start. My heart thumped and I gasped for air. Rain pounded against the window, demanding to be let in. I quickly checked t...
2022-05-25T21:41:20
2017-09-01T23:25:55
1,321
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Your ability to see people's age in years as an invisible number above their heads has made you the perfect bouncer. One day you see a four digit number.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What the fuck\" I thought to myself. This job was supposed to be boring, given my... powers...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your ability to see people's age in years as an invisible number above their heads has made you the perfect bouncer. One day you see a four digit number.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You, come with me please. Jim! I'll just have a chat with this guy, okay?\" Jim, the closes...
2018-09-12T09:06:28
2018-09-12T09:05:57
111
25
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a world where every time you have a birthday, you get to level up a skill like in video games (intelligence, strength, charm etc.) most people spread their points evenly on each skill. But you put all 30 of your points into that one skill nobody cares about\n\nYou get to choose wh...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a world where every time you have a birthday, you get to level up a skill like in video games (intelligence, strength, charm etc.) most people spread their points evenly on each skill. But you put all 30 of your points into that one skill nobody cares about\n\nYou get to choose wh...
2021-02-11T14:33:00
2021-02-11T13:24:16
421
143
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a cleaner for a famous assassin. You just found out it is your spouse. This infuriates you not because of the secrets or killing, but because you've been cleaning up after your spouse at home and at their work all this time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She screeched a...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a cleaner for a famous assassin. You just found out it is your spouse. This infuriates you not because of the secrets or killing, but because you've been cleaning up after your spouse at home and at their work all this time.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"And then, he ...
2017-05-25T04:45:01
2017-05-25T00:29:16
723
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[ { "content": "[WP] Write the happiest story you can think of and completely destroy the atmosphere with a plot twist in the final sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is the love of my life. I remember the first time that thought crossed my mind...I stopped in the break room to get my mo...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write the happiest story you can think of and completely destroy the atmosphere with a plot twist in the final sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Billy the pretty pink pony skipped down Rosemary Lane, stopping only to sniff the brightly coloured flowers in the hedges, or ...
2017-06-27T20:09:57
2017-06-27T18:17:24
300
152
[ { "content": "[WP] You have a small superpower. Whenever you tap someone on the shoulder, they always look over that shoulder, without fail. At first, you just used this for harmless pranks. Then, you realized you can kill people by tapping both of their shoulders.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have a small superpower. Whenever you tap someone on the shoulder, they always look over that shoulder, without fail. At first, you just used this for harmless pranks. Then, you realized you can kill people by tapping both of their shoulders.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
2016-06-28T23:14:49
2016-06-28T22:20:54
286
116
[ { "content": "[WP] Gordon Ramsay mistakenly walks into your house to film an episode of Kitchen Nightmares, and refuses to believe that you aren't a failing restaurant owner", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Today, I'm in beautiful, sunny Southern California, to help a restaurant whose future is no...
[ { "content": "[WP] Gordon Ramsay mistakenly walks into your house to film an episode of Kitchen Nightmares, and refuses to believe that you aren't a failing restaurant owner", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What the fuck is this?!\" Yelled someone from my kitchen.\n\nI walk into the kitchen to se...
2021-10-27T08:23:52
2021-10-27T08:04:12
761
93
[ { "content": "[WP] You were cursed to become a crow. You meet another person under a similar curse as a crow and eventually set up a happy, loving life together. One day, the spell ends and you both returned to your true forms. However, their true form was radically different than what you thought it would be."...
[ { "content": "[WP] You were cursed to become a crow. You meet another person under a similar curse as a crow and eventually set up a happy, loving life together. One day, the spell ends and you both returned to your true forms. However, their true form was radically different than what you thought it would be."...
2015-03-21T11:25:12
2015-03-21T11:13:06
39
23
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in a house. It's nice place, with all the comforts of home. However, the front door is cold steel, with a note on it. The note warns you never to leave the house. After years of compliance, you decide to go through the steel door...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ma...
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in a house. It's nice place, with all the comforts of home. However, the front door is cold steel, with a note on it. The note warns you never to leave the house. After years of compliance, you decide to go through the steel door...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sh...
2020-03-05T22:25:23
2020-03-05T19:47:59
139
24
[ { "content": "[WP] An Alien and it’s Human sidekick roam the galaxy, willing to do just about any job to keep the fuel tanks full. The only issue - most clients have never seen a Human and they’re terrified by the sight of one.\n\n\nCake Day Post!\n\nEDIT: wanted to say thank you to everyone that responded! I’v...
[ { "content": "[WP] An Alien and it’s Human sidekick roam the galaxy, willing to do just about any job to keep the fuel tanks full. The only issue - most clients have never seen a Human and they’re terrified by the sight of one.\n\n\nCake Day Post!\n\nEDIT: wanted to say thank you to everyone that responded! I’v...
2022-11-30T11:38:55
2022-11-30T06:57:03
22
16
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an assassin who has been training their whole life to become a part of The Society. A league of the world’s top assassins. You are given your final test. Kill the person you love most. If you fail the final test you die.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sat in the chair...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an assassin who has been training their whole life to become a part of The Society. A league of the world’s top assassins. You are given your final test. Kill the person you love most. If you fail the final test you die.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I checked my weapo...
2018-05-20T13:06:15
2018-05-20T10:26:44
33
23
[ { "content": "[WP] 1 hour before someone dies their loved ones are teleported to them so that they can enjoy their last moments. You don't have any more loved ones, but suddenly you are teleported into a crowded room.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This was unexpected. The world blurred slightly ...
[ { "content": "[WP] 1 hour before someone dies their loved ones are teleported to them so that they can enjoy their last moments. You don't have any more loved ones, but suddenly you are teleported into a crowded room.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My body shunted forwards and back again like I'd...
2014-07-20T08:05:35
2014-07-20T07:25:39
507
196
[ { "content": "[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"More tea Lucy?\" The fallen angel sighed and reluctantly nodded. Brittney almost squealed at t...
[ { "content": "[WP] You summon the most powerful and notorious demonic being in the universe. The reason why you summoned it: You are lonely, and are in need of a friend.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "- Did you understand me? It just occured to me that you might not even speak my language.\n \n- ...
2020-04-16T15:36:07
2020-04-16T12:40:24
21
11
[ { "content": "[WP] The language required to summon mythological beings like gods and demons has been changed to english. This is causing lots of problems all around the world.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Do it again.”\n\nThe Master’s expression was unchanged, but his tone made it clear that h...
[ { "content": "[WP] The language required to summon mythological beings like gods and demons has been changed to english. This is causing lots of problems all around the world.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jason takes a drag off his cigarette, and tosses it on the ground.\n\n“So, what’s the job?...
2019-08-29T19:15:04
2019-08-29T19:10:30
120
16
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a hitman who has just finished their most recent job. Or, at least, thought had finished, because the second you take your eyes off your target’s corpse, you hear “Hey, not bad! I actually felt that one.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The words feel like a bomb had jus...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a hitman who has just finished their most recent job. Or, at least, thought had finished, because the second you take your eyes off your target’s corpse, you hear “Hey, not bad! I actually felt that one.”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**Whoa! You're alive!**\n\nNo shit...
2022-08-21T16:57:46
2022-08-21T13:10:00
172
92
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a mighty draconian blacksmith for a small village in the mountains. You make unbreakable tools for the villagers in exchange for coin, yet refuse to make weapons. Until…", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The stranger standing before me pulled off his hat and scarf to revea...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a mighty draconian blacksmith for a small village in the mountains. You make unbreakable tools for the villagers in exchange for coin, yet refuse to make weapons. Until…", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The blonde woman entered with a slow walk.\n\nI still remember I imme...
2015-04-20T08:52:22
2015-04-20T08:39:04
603
125
[ { "content": "[WP] You are forced to take a genies place, and can only be freed once you have granted 10 wishes. The catch: You have no magic in any way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Everybody down on the ground!\" Bullets fired from my rifle into the ceiling of the bank. Bits of plastered ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are forced to take a genies place, and can only be freed once you have granted 10 wishes. The catch: You have no magic in any way.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "From out of the bottle poured shifting smoke. The man stared at it, jaw agape, as the tendrils swirled up and b...
2020-05-21T13:24:18
2020-05-21T11:53:03
86
29
[ { "content": "[WP] You've faced many kinds of monsters in your life, but the one you specialize in killing are liches. With a teacup in hand, you're wondering why this lich is so goddamn friendly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was an awkward sound, I thought. Bone clinking against fine china....
[ { "content": "[WP] You've faced many kinds of monsters in your life, but the one you specialize in killing are liches. With a teacup in hand, you're wondering why this lich is so goddamn friendly.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As a valiant knight of the Great Order, I have faced many a evil in m...
2021-03-25T05:41:54
2021-03-25T02:38:34
256
153
[ { "content": "[WP] You carry a legendary blade famous for the trait that it can only be swung at an evil foe, Being a well known hero you are tasked with killing the infamous “Black knight” however upon confronting the armored outlaw you find your blade won’t move against the armored figure.", "role": "user...
[ { "content": "[WP] You carry a legendary blade famous for the trait that it can only be swung at an evil foe, Being a well known hero you are tasked with killing the infamous “Black knight” however upon confronting the armored outlaw you find your blade won’t move against the armored figure.", "role": "user...
2020-06-25T16:26:08
2020-06-25T14:55:24
34
16
[ { "content": "[WP] The three best assassins in the world are all tasked to kill the same person, who doesn’t exist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Heidi? What are you doing here?”\n\n“I could ask you the same question, Eguchi. The way I see it, you’re stepping in on my bounty. Same goes for you,...
[ { "content": "[WP] The three best assassins in the world are all tasked to kill the same person, who doesn’t exist.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "On a Monday morning I received an anonymous envelope with a hundred thousand dollars in it. Under the wad of cash was a letter, folded in half, and a ...
2015-01-06T07:38:55
2015-01-06T01:50:36
34
10
[ { "content": "[FF] A 10-word-long sentence. Then, a 9-word sentence. An 8-word-long one after. This continues, until the final sentence of 1 word. Try to choose a theme befitting of the structure", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm not sure how I can only use ten words.\n\nSeriously, what can I st...
[ { "content": "[FF] A 10-word-long sentence. Then, a 9-word sentence. An 8-word-long one after. This continues, until the final sentence of 1 word. Try to choose a theme befitting of the structure", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I did the math and figured it was on point.\n\nIf everything went acco...
2022-07-18T18:21:12
2022-07-18T18:09:46
50
19
[ { "content": "[WP] Nuclear holocaust is imminent. The rich and powerfull are hiding away in their bunkers, but when the countdown was finished the world was still there. One message was sent around the world via satellites: \"Now They have imprisoned Themselves what shall We do?\" With coords of all the bunkers...
[ { "content": "[WP] Nuclear holocaust is imminent. The rich and powerfull are hiding away in their bunkers, but when the countdown was finished the world was still there. One message was sent around the world via satellites: \"Now They have imprisoned Themselves what shall We do?\" With coords of all the bunkers...
2022-05-13T10:04:40
2022-05-13T09:40:54
147
92
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Sir, there was a miscalculation, the earthlings became mad and fought back... it may be that they have stolen our mothership and are on route to our homeworld.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Lieutenant Halford Frenman had joined the army when he was 18. He had suffered the ...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Sir, there was a miscalculation, the earthlings became mad and fought back... it may be that they have stolen our mothership and are on route to our homeworld.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Lathanial rested over the sensor console. The device emitted a high-pitched alert t...
2018-10-28T10:09:15
2018-10-28T10:08:58
164
10
[ { "content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Tommy,\n\n​\n\nI appreciated your letter very much and I am touched that you offered chocolate chip cook...
[ { "content": "[WP] A dyslexic child accidentally sends his Christmas letter to Satan. Satan is touched by this gesture and decides to write back.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Timothy. \nI've gotten the list of things you've asked for. \nI assure you I am very capable of bringing your dog b...
2014-07-29T13:10:19
2014-07-29T09:24:03
165
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He came as I rang the three little bells. \n\nSimple Pete signaled toward the midnight storm outside, \"I thought you knew to avoid that storm... Suppo...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write two different stories. The second story comes from reading every third word of the first.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Elisa,\n\nBy God, I can't help but say, please, remember the help George gave me last year. I have a need to return the favour, the key to this is...
2019-11-02T10:02:31
2019-11-02T09:38:53
33
15
[ { "content": "[WP] You assist the police to identify super villains through your super power - you know someones biggest secret just by looking at them. Unfortunately, you can't find the latest evil doer to terrorise the city, and you are begin to think its because being a super villain isn't their biggest secr...
[ { "content": "[WP] You assist the police to identify super villains through your super power - you know someones biggest secret just by looking at them. Unfortunately, you can't find the latest evil doer to terrorise the city, and you are begin to think its because being a super villain isn't their biggest secr...
2022-07-13T15:31:17
2022-07-13T15:17:22
24
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Your teacher asked you to demonstrate some magic in class. After you finish your demonstration the room is completely silent until your teacher asks \"Do you have *any* idea what you just did?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "First day of school and just introduced to the other...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your teacher asked you to demonstrate some magic in class. After you finish your demonstration the room is completely silent until your teacher asks \"Do you have *any* idea what you just did?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is either the best or worst moment of my life. ...
2019-10-26T01:25:26
2019-10-26T00:49:39
37
21
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an immortal that got sentenced to permanent burial over 1000 years ago. Today a team of archaeologists just dug you up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dust falls a beam of light sweeps my face, my hairs stand on end as the first gust of air rolls over me, my sarcophagus...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are an immortal that got sentenced to permanent burial over 1000 years ago. Today a team of archaeologists just dug you up.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's post-galactic year 1457. I'd finally exerted my reserves and soiled my connection to the infinite dimensional ener...
2015-02-16T10:00:52
2015-02-16T09:35:35
40
27
[ { "content": "[WP] Write erotica of hilariously bad quality.\n\nAn example of what I'm looking for would be something like this:\n\nShe flopped onto the breakfast table like a wet sock, her eyes bulging with desire. Her body was covered in nudity. \"I bet I can eat more pancakes than you,\" she coughed, lustily...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write erotica of hilariously bad quality.\n\nAn example of what I'm looking for would be something like this:\n\nShe flopped onto the breakfast table like a wet sock, her eyes bulging with desire. Her body was covered in nudity. \"I bet I can eat more pancakes than you,\" she coughed, lustily...
2021-12-31T22:11:39
2021-12-31T16:38:52
54
18
[ { "content": "[WP] Every new year the priests sacrifice whoever finds the stone bean in their meal to bring the clan good fortune in the months to come. It's supposed to be random, but you get suspicious when you notice the priests watching you carefully as you sit down to eat.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every new year the priests sacrifice whoever finds the stone bean in their meal to bring the clan good fortune in the months to come. It's supposed to be random, but you get suspicious when you notice the priests watching you carefully as you sit down to eat.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2018-10-13T08:31:33
2018-10-13T07:35:13
117
53
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity is dead; you were asleep in a cryogenic facility for super-human soldiers. Aliens have woke you centuries later to fight for their survival from the aliens that ended humanity. The problem? You're actually a janitor that fell into a pod and all of the soldiers died in the previous wa...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity is dead; you were asleep in a cryogenic facility for super-human soldiers. Aliens have woke you centuries later to fight for their survival from the aliens that ended humanity. The problem? You're actually a janitor that fell into a pod and all of the soldiers died in the previous wa...
2022-11-10T02:01:25
2018-10-20T23:57:04
1,330
17
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the owner of a cafe frequently visited by vigilantes and anti-heroes who absolutely adore your sweetness and acceptance of who they are. One day, though, a particularly rude customer comes in and trashes the place. Your friends aren't too happy to hear about that.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the owner of a cafe frequently visited by vigilantes and anti-heroes who absolutely adore your sweetness and acceptance of who they are. One day, though, a particularly rude customer comes in and trashes the place. Your friends aren't too happy to hear about that.", "role": "user" ...
2016-05-19T09:33:01
2016-05-19T07:52:43
1,288
331
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I lie in bed, listening to the rain gently pattering on the skylight. How did I get so lucky, I wonder? I roll over gently, smiling at the sleeping...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They say parenthood is difficult, but my Charlie is an absolute angel! He stays perfectly quiet while I change him, never cried when I feed him his v...
2018-06-24T21:53:14
2018-06-24T21:35:31
28
18
[ { "content": "[WP] Whenever you speak, people hear you speaking in their native language. Most people are surprised and delighted. The cashier at McDonalds you've just talked to is horrified. \"Nobody's spoken that language in thousands of years.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "All my life I hav...
[ { "content": "[WP] Whenever you speak, people hear you speaking in their native language. Most people are surprised and delighted. The cashier at McDonalds you've just talked to is horrified. \"Nobody's spoken that language in thousands of years.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": " “I’ll have a dou...
2016-12-16T09:14:56
2016-12-16T09:14:18
122
14
[ { "content": "[WP] Create a fictional mythological race, (werewolves, vampires, skinwalkers, etc) and the legend behind it", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"The grengrams got my shoelaces again,\" little Rick Leon said to his mom. \"So I can't tie my shoes. Not today.\"\n\n\"Oh...my god, come on, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Create a fictional mythological race, (werewolves, vampires, skinwalkers, etc) and the legend behind it", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They listen.\n\nWith wide, hungry eyes, and an unending appetite, they listen to you as you talk. \n\nAnything and everything. Your first kiss,...
2022-08-22T08:44:50
2022-08-22T02:54:42
428
282
[ { "content": "[WP] You are frantically driving back to your house. Your wife called you for she delivered, even though it has been just six months. You open the door and find your wife hugging a 1 foot egg. \"I will explain everything honey, but could you warm our baby for a while, I am hungry AF.\"", "role...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are frantically driving back to your house. Your wife called you for she delivered, even though it has been just six months. You open the door and find your wife hugging a 1 foot egg. \"I will explain everything honey, but could you warm our baby for a while, I am hungry AF.\"", "role...
2017-01-01T03:46:20
2017-01-01T00:41:52
18
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Your life is an endless series of horror movies. You're always at the wrong place at the wrong time. You're stuck seeing all your friends die right after you make them. The reason you're still alive? You can hear the horror music.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I sigh. Not agai...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your life is an endless series of horror movies. You're always at the wrong place at the wrong time. You're stuck seeing all your friends die right after you make them. The reason you're still alive? You can hear the horror music.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Yeah, just las...
2016-06-28T10:21:35
2016-06-28T06:30:38
18
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You open your eyes to a hospital room full of people you don't recognize. You've just been informed that you're 10 years old and you've been in a coma. The life you lived was a dream. All 20 years of it.\n\nDoesn't have to be 20 years. Could be 10, could be 50. Have fun with it. ", "role"...
[ { "content": "[WP] You open your eyes to a hospital room full of people you don't recognize. You've just been informed that you're 10 years old and you've been in a coma. The life you lived was a dream. All 20 years of it.\n\nDoesn't have to be 20 years. Could be 10, could be 50. Have fun with it. ", "role"...
2015-02-12T23:52:27
2015-02-12T22:26:14
40
26
[ { "content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "**Anxiety**\n\nPressure fills my chest as my heart beats wildly inside.\n\nThe tingling moves through my fingers, up my arms.\n\nI grasp at my ches...
[ { "content": "[FF] Write about a feeling with 10 lines, the first one being 10 words, next line 9, so on and so forth.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ten years you held my heart locked in a cage.\n\nI strive for calm but begin to come unhinged\n\nYou destroyed our lives with your casual fling\n\n...
2015-02-07T18:52:18
2015-02-07T16:23:42
20
11
[ { "content": "[WP] A permanent storm rages across a planet. The only inhabitants are nomads who constantly travel inside the eye of the storm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For the last year, this is how we have lived. The slow, but ever-moving storm around us. For days, we would walk ceaselessl...
[ { "content": "[WP] A permanent storm rages across a planet. The only inhabitants are nomads who constantly travel inside the eye of the storm.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Vultures were returning from the outlying suburbs when Kira approached the Elder’s wagon to report. The old man’s advis...
2018-09-22T11:38:18
2018-09-22T10:52:49
23
15
[ { "content": "[WP] Your daughter brings over her boyfriend for dinner for the first time. The kid seems nice, but then, while eating, he pokes a baked potato on his plate and says \"This looks very interesting. What is this? A 'potato'? Oh interesting. Never heard of a potato, looks pretty good.\"", "role":...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your daughter brings over her boyfriend for dinner for the first time. The kid seems nice, but then, while eating, he pokes a baked potato on his plate and says \"This looks very interesting. What is this? A 'potato'? Oh interesting. Never heard of a potato, looks pretty good.\"", "role":...
2017-08-10T15:33:58
2017-08-10T15:03:51
141
23
[ { "content": "[WP] You're an immortal being of a unimaginable power, befriended by a young human. The human has made you a member of his family, and has made you promise not to destroy the world. But this morning, someone killed your human.\n\nMy first writing post - hopefully its not a copy or breaking rules.\...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're an immortal being of a unimaginable power, befriended by a young human. The human has made you a member of his family, and has made you promise not to destroy the world. But this morning, someone killed your human.\n\nMy first writing post - hopefully its not a copy or breaking rules.\...
2015-02-04T20:18:04
2015-02-04T16:12:00
50
23
[ { "content": "[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search", "role": "user" }, { "content": "How to ask a girl on a date.\n\nHow to ask a girl on a cheap date.\n\nHow to ask a girl to coffee.\n\nHow to ask girl on date after rejection.\n\nHow to get gi...
[ { "content": "[WP]Tell me an emotional story about a man, using only what he would type into Google search", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Why is the sky blue?\n\nHow far away is Uranus?\n\nWhy do mom and dad fight so much?\n\nHow to impress girls\n\nPorn\n\nGood date ideas\n\nPorn\n\nWhere can I ...
2019-03-05T14:43:39
2019-03-05T14:14:27
26
15
[ { "content": "[WP] The team's healer is absolutely sick of being ignored and insulted all the time, so they join the bad guys. They are a much more effective villain than anyone thought possible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "No one cared about Atrxia when he was casting spells to keep Lugh aliv...
[ { "content": "[WP] The team's healer is absolutely sick of being ignored and insulted all the time, so they join the bad guys. They are a much more effective villain than anyone thought possible.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It’s a funny thing, healing. You have to have such an intimate knowled...
2021-08-01T11:11:47
2021-08-01T10:22:08
650
85
[ { "content": "[WP] The superheroes and supervillains are angry with you because you help them both but they can't kill you because you're too valuable. You remind them, \"look, I'm a doctor with healing powers following the medical code, it doesn't matter who my patients are! Stop whining about it!\"", "rol...
[ { "content": "[WP] The superheroes and supervillains are angry with you because you help them both but they can't kill you because you're too valuable. You remind them, \"look, I'm a doctor with healing powers following the medical code, it doesn't matter who my patients are! Stop whining about it!\"", "rol...
2016-04-03T14:11:44
2016-04-03T11:52:19
20
12
[ { "content": "[WP] People lose the ability to deny requests. They must either a) fulfill them or b) ask someone else to do it. There are volunteers who take bad requests in exchange for compensation or exemption from law. Write about the life of a volunteer.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Every s...
[ { "content": "[WP] People lose the ability to deny requests. They must either a) fulfill them or b) ask someone else to do it. There are volunteers who take bad requests in exchange for compensation or exemption from law. Write about the life of a volunteer.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It hadn...
2018-02-15T20:47:22
2018-02-15T20:35:40
33
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Your teleported to 44BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You're brought before Caesar and he believes you're from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking \"How do I die?\"\n\nWeewwww never knew my prompt would gain so much attention, thanks guys for all...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your teleported to 44BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You're brought before Caesar and he believes you're from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking \"How do I die?\"\n\nWeewwww never knew my prompt would gain so much attention, thanks guys for all...
2022-10-17T06:28:16
2022-10-17T06:08:41
85
38
[ { "content": "[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand.", "role": "user" }, { "content"...
[ { "content": "[WP] “…and that class is why Humans are considered the most peaceful species in the universe.” The only three humans in class looked at each other horrified. All the facts about humans that the aliens had were wrong. One student slowly raises their hand.", "role": "user" }, { "content"...
2016-08-23T18:05:50
2016-08-23T17:17:24
52
15
[ { "content": "[WP] The Illuminati is actually a gentlemen's club for the super-rich. Often men make high risk and dangerous bets/wagers such as: \"I bet you can't destabilize Ukraine in under a week.\" One day you offer a wager to the most powerful member that's too irresistible to turn down.", "role": "use...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Illuminati is actually a gentlemen's club for the super-rich. Often men make high risk and dangerous bets/wagers such as: \"I bet you can't destabilize Ukraine in under a week.\" One day you offer a wager to the most powerful member that's too irresistible to turn down.", "role": "use...
2017-12-24T05:10:16
2017-12-24T02:46:39
32
19
[ { "content": "[WP] Multi-dimensional travel already exists, but no one visits our dimension because it's \"that\" one", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It wasn’t that dimension 13E was too unstable, there was plenty of more unstable dimensions in the multi-verse.\n\nIt wasn’t like it was the one wit...
[ { "content": "[WP] Multi-dimensional travel already exists, but no one visits our dimension because it's \"that\" one", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They had reached their peak. The zenith of humanity personified. Peace reigned amongst the nations, and no one could be happier. The same could be s...
2018-01-06T19:20:45
2018-01-06T18:48:37
537
46
[ { "content": "[WP] A watch is invented where it says exactly how long until you meet your soulmate. You decide to get one for you and one for your wife. Your wife’s watch says ’negative 6 years, 9 months, 14 days, 3 hours and 9 minutes’, the day you two met. Yours says ’12 days, 8 hours, 29 minutes’.", "rol...
[ { "content": "[WP] A watch is invented where it says exactly how long until you meet your soulmate. You decide to get one for you and one for your wife. Your wife’s watch says ’negative 6 years, 9 months, 14 days, 3 hours and 9 minutes’, the day you two met. Yours says ’12 days, 8 hours, 29 minutes’.", "rol...
2019-09-08T05:28:06
2019-09-08T05:15:24
327
120
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I walked silently through the deserted town, tracing my fingers along the ...
[ { "content": "[WP] People's powers match their personality: impatient people get super speed, protective people get force fields and so on. Explaining why you have your power is... difficult.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "People never really saw me for who I am, they saw a facade. I put on a cal...
2020-01-26T20:49:31
2020-01-26T20:15:30
37
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a world where everyone ages until 18 then stops aging until they find their soulmate. Only then they age together. As your childhood friends grow elderly, you cannot seem to move past 18.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was easier in the old days. \n\nLong ago whe...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live in a world where everyone ages until 18 then stops aging until they find their soulmate. Only then they age together. As your childhood friends grow elderly, you cannot seem to move past 18.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My dad used to tell me\"It's hell getting old s...
2019-05-24T15:09:11
2019-05-24T13:01:05
2,469
129
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity is dead. You were the last human alive until you eventually die. Expecting some sort of afterlife you’re surprised when the first thing you hear is, “OH MY GOD FINALLY! Can we start the next round now?”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I wake up…nowhere. At first, I am a...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humanity is dead. You were the last human alive until you eventually die. Expecting some sort of afterlife you’re surprised when the first thing you hear is, “OH MY GOD FINALLY! Can we start the next round now?”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Something about his voice made her ...
2022-03-18T10:06:35
2022-03-18T07:24:03
45
14
[ { "content": "[WP] A drug is developed that mimics the effect of 8 hours of sleep, giving people another 8 hours of potential production. Soon, society adjusts to a constant state of production. However, a horrible consequence begins to unfold.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As I eat my last rati...
[ { "content": "[WP] A drug is developed that mimics the effect of 8 hours of sleep, giving people another 8 hours of potential production. Soon, society adjusts to a constant state of production. However, a horrible consequence begins to unfold.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Our school has the hi...
2016-10-04T20:36:20
2016-10-04T19:26:14
1,532
346
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are born with a mark around their wrist which has a matching color with that of their soulmate's, but can change through their life. Your mark has had a blue hue since you were 14, but one night, while you're out, people start looking at you funny. You realize that your mark is gone.",...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans are born with a mark around their wrist which has a matching color with that of their soulmate's, but can change through their life. Your mark has had a blue hue since you were 14, but one night, while you're out, people start looking at you funny. You realize that your mark is gone.",...
2016-03-24T17:04:49
2016-03-24T12:50:08
17
11
[ { "content": "[WP] All humans go automatically to hell when they die. You can gain access to a heaven though, but only if the animals you interacted with while living vouch for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ed Benton stood in a courtroom of clouds. God was behind the redwood-sized podium, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] All humans go automatically to hell when they die. You can gain access to a heaven though, but only if the animals you interacted with while living vouch for you.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Alexander came into the 3rd floor apartment with a stutter, his glasses and awkward ...
2015-06-09T07:11:34
2015-06-09T07:02:35
69
31
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In 1984, an oil painting was recovered from an abandoned house somewhere in Lousiana. Mahagony frame, weathered and neglected. No signature of the artist. Perhaps it ...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Why do I burn the bodies?\"\n\nHe doesn't know. He can’t comprehend his fascination. The gatekeeper drops the corpses down the chute, and he watches the limp bodies...
2014-05-06T06:52:54
2014-05-06T06:43:30
28
20
[ { "content": "[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best.\n\nEdit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron,...
[ { "content": "[WP]: An ordinary human being gets abducted into interplanetary olympics that have a fun twist: The loser's planet gets destroyed. All hope seems to be lost, until the last sport is revealed to be what humans do best.\n\nEdit: Thanks to you people, I am now aware of the existence of Jimmy Neutron,...
2016-07-28T16:26:49
2016-07-28T12:38:56
21
11
[ { "content": "[WP] 20 years ago, a mysterious illness caused everyone to go deaf, and life has been altered to accommodate it since. You just found the cure, and decide to use it on yourself. As your hearing returns, you instantly regret making that decision.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As I r...
[ { "content": "[WP] 20 years ago, a mysterious illness caused everyone to go deaf, and life has been altered to accommodate it since. You just found the cure, and decide to use it on yourself. As your hearing returns, you instantly regret making that decision.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The cu...
2022-12-09T13:02:15
2022-12-09T09:42:37
454
179
[ { "content": "[WP] The war was all but lost. The aliens captured world after world, Humanity’s subjugation seemed inevitable. Then your spec ops team was authorized. A group of Biologists with no morals, no scruples, no care for civilian casualties, and unlimited funding…", "role": "user" }, { "cont...
[ { "content": "[WP] The war was all but lost. The aliens captured world after world, Humanity’s subjugation seemed inevitable. Then your spec ops team was authorized. A group of Biologists with no morals, no scruples, no care for civilian casualties, and unlimited funding…", "role": "user" }, { "cont...
2022-08-21T17:27:23
2022-08-21T14:13:31
85
35
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a mighty draconian blacksmith for a small village in the mountains. You make unbreakable tools for the villagers in exchange for coin, yet refuse to make weapons. Until…", "role": "user" }, { "content": "In all my years, I've never seen a more broken woman in my life. Jene...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a mighty draconian blacksmith for a small village in the mountains. You make unbreakable tools for the villagers in exchange for coin, yet refuse to make weapons. Until…", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"But come on!\" Yelled the adventurer Volris \"I need a sword to kil...
2015-06-09T09:54:42
2015-06-09T09:37:54
95
24
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The room is exactly as I recall it, to the most precise detail, but this is not my home. These walls, bookshelf, the leather couch, this is a shroud pulled over somet...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The wheel was pressed too far into her ribs and every breath, no matter how shallow, radiated waves of agony from deep inside her chest.\n\nShe could see, but the lig...
2021-11-25T18:45:47
2021-11-25T18:06:56
239
114
[ { "content": "[WP]Humans were one of the best pilots in the history of intergalactic travel, that was a well know fact. And yet, the ITA warned against hiring human pilots. Not an outright ban, per se, just not recommended.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What do you mean they don't see them?\" ...
[ { "content": "[WP]Humans were one of the best pilots in the history of intergalactic travel, that was a well know fact. And yet, the ITA warned against hiring human pilots. Not an outright ban, per se, just not recommended.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When the Brennish-Talterian rebellion brok...
2017-05-25T07:49:02
2017-05-25T07:45:06
28
13
[ { "content": "[WP] Write the happiest story you can think of and completely destroy the atmosphere with a plot twist in the final sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Healthy people. Excelent services. Lively adults. Playful children.\n\nWell to do people always loved my town. Excelence may a...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write the happiest story you can think of and completely destroy the atmosphere with a plot twist in the final sentence.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She laughed as she chased the naked toddler around the steamy bathroom, the water in the tub swirling away down the drain. \"I...
2019-10-03T17:35:54
2019-10-03T16:20:11
31
11
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Welcome. You're dead. Congrats. Door to Heaven's on the left. Door to Hell is on the right. Go ahead and pick, but just know that the decision is final.\" The figure sitting at the desk spoke, stifling a yawn and not looking up from their book.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"Welcome. You're dead. Congrats. Door to Heaven's on the left. Door to Hell is on the right. Go ahead and pick, but just know that the decision is final.\" The figure sitting at the desk spoke, stifling a yawn and not looking up from their book.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...