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2017-03-31T12:19:09
2017-03-31T09:38:51
92
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[ { "content": "[WP] If, when you die, you don't get into heaven, there is an option to try again, and get in the next time. There is a man who has been trying for millennia; he has been Ghengis Khan, Hitler, and many other brutal leaders. That man is you, and this time, you're determined to get it right.", "...
[ { "content": "[WP] If, when you die, you don't get into heaven, there is an option to try again, and get in the next time. There is a man who has been trying for millennia; he has been Ghengis Khan, Hitler, and many other brutal leaders. That man is you, and this time, you're determined to get it right.", "...
2022-05-11T14:02:28
2018-04-06T22:11:18
314
12
[ { "content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I’m lying in a bed on a tuesday nigh...
[ { "content": "[WP] It's 3 AM. An official phone alert wakes you up. It says \"DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON\". You have hundreds of notifications. Hundreds of random numbers are sending \"It's a beautiful night tonight. Look outside.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I refused. It was hard, but I refuse...
2022-02-09T20:14:27
2022-02-09T18:35:09
2,163
54
[ { "content": "[WP] You live your life on repeat. You die, you’re reborn, in a perpetual loop. You’ve lived thousands of years. Some as a saint, helping others. Some as a monster, reducing the planet to nuclear ashes. After your last death, a voice fills your head. “You’re not getting it. How can you be so dense...
[ { "content": "[WP] You live your life on repeat. You die, you’re reborn, in a perpetual loop. You’ve lived thousands of years. Some as a saint, helping others. Some as a monster, reducing the planet to nuclear ashes. After your last death, a voice fills your head. “You’re not getting it. How can you be so dense...
2018-08-29T05:26:44
2018-08-29T05:01:58
25
17
[ { "content": "[WP] Global communications are interrupted by an alien message, \"We will be coming to enslave your planet in one Earth year from now. Fight or perish.\" Scientists are scrambling once they learn the transmission is already 364 days old.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "[LOG START]\n\...
[ { "content": "[WP] Global communications are interrupted by an alien message, \"We will be coming to enslave your planet in one Earth year from now. Fight or perish.\" Scientists are scrambling once they learn the transmission is already 364 days old.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When they arri...
2018-09-11T17:38:17
2018-09-11T17:29:27
538
75
[ { "content": "[WP] The life of a final boss is tough. Fighting the same players over and over again until they eventually figure out all of your skill and abilities in order to beat you is a rough job. But you've been doing some studying of your own. It's time to put it to the test.", "role": "user" }, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The life of a final boss is tough. Fighting the same players over and over again until they eventually figure out all of your skill and abilities in order to beat you is a rough job. But you've been doing some studying of your own. It's time to put it to the test.", "role": "user" }, ...
2017-04-15T12:06:54
2017-04-15T11:57:15
357
90
[ { "content": "[WP] The real reason why the villain is doing evil is because he/she has a crush on the hero and this is the only way to see him/her", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He sat in a high back chair in his evil lab, a menacing smile on his lips. Surrounding him was all manner of laboratory...
[ { "content": "[WP] The real reason why the villain is doing evil is because he/she has a crush on the hero and this is the only way to see him/her", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“You don’t have to do this,” she pleads, as if she’s helpless to stop me. It’s been months, years - I know better than ...
2020-12-02T07:40:36
2020-12-02T07:17:43
999
100
[ { "content": "[WP] People often attribute your success as a superhero to your power. However the truth is the power itself sucks, you just learnt how to use it well despite its limitations over the years, as one power stealing villain painfully learnt", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Something chan...
[ { "content": "[WP] People often attribute your success as a superhero to your power. However the truth is the power itself sucks, you just learnt how to use it well despite its limitations over the years, as one power stealing villain painfully learnt", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The Overlord s...
2018-04-03T17:24:07
2018-04-03T13:42:44
16
11
[ { "content": "[WP] A little girl accidentally called the military about a mean guy who stole her teddy bear; Mr. Snuggles. This is how the world's largest military operation went down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was like watching Moses part the red sea.\n\nIt was a god damn bona fide fucki...
[ { "content": "[WP] A little girl accidentally called the military about a mean guy who stole her teddy bear; Mr. Snuggles. This is how the world's largest military operation went down.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“WE CAME HERE FOR WHAT!?”\n\nOne of the soldiers shouted while slamming their fis...
2022-07-17T20:01:08
2022-07-17T19:48:17
129
63
[ { "content": "[WP] Prisoners can ask for anything for their last meal. The catch is, if it can't be provided to them, they get set free. They've asked for many things : alien egg omelette, dragon steak, the flesh of Jesus Christ, etc. The execution streak remained unbroken for decades, until today.", "role"...
[ { "content": "[WP] Prisoners can ask for anything for their last meal. The catch is, if it can't be provided to them, they get set free. They've asked for many things : alien egg omelette, dragon steak, the flesh of Jesus Christ, etc. The execution streak remained unbroken for decades, until today.", "role"...
2016-08-10T06:31:34
2016-08-10T04:33:09
176
98
[ { "content": "[WP] Your T.V. suddenly turns on by itself mid-lunch and a message from the local weather warning system , normally accompanied with a loud alarm but oddly silent this time around, reads \"For the safety and well-being of all local citizens this warning will be broadcasted silently...\"", "rol...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your T.V. suddenly turns on by itself mid-lunch and a message from the local weather warning system , normally accompanied with a loud alarm but oddly silent this time around, reads \"For the safety and well-being of all local citizens this warning will be broadcasted silently...\"", "rol...
2017-06-20T14:24:01
2017-06-20T11:20:46
28
21
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the clichéd high-school super hero who has to balance heroics and school life. One day, you rescue your love interest while on super hero duty, when suddenly she starts talking about your alter-ego. You decide to stay and talk with her as a to see what she thinks of you at school.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're the clichéd high-school super hero who has to balance heroics and school life. One day, you rescue your love interest while on super hero duty, when suddenly she starts talking about your alter-ego. You decide to stay and talk with her as a to see what she thinks of you at school.", ...
2020-02-10T07:01:11
2020-02-10T06:54:43
24
15
[ { "content": "[WP] The robot revolution was inevitable from the moment we programmed their first command: \"Never harm a human, or by inaction allow a human to come to harm.\" We all had been taught the outcast and the poor were a natural price to society, but the robots hadn't.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The robot revolution was inevitable from the moment we programmed their first command: \"Never harm a human, or by inaction allow a human to come to harm.\" We all had been taught the outcast and the poor were a natural price to society, but the robots hadn't.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2016-06-23T00:17:10
2016-06-23T00:06:54
15
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a horror story in Dr Seuss's writing style.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There's something creeping, crawling, stalking\n\nbeneath my bed as I stand gawking.\n\nBright red eyes shine from the dark,\n\na hand shoots out as it shouts \"HARK!\n\nI AM THE SKINNAMARINK, AND ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a horror story in Dr Seuss's writing style.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "There's a statue in town \nIn the Blok-fountain square \nOf a boy and a girl in a cower. \nIf you look past the statue \nIn the Blok-fountain square \nYou will see a magnificent tower. \n\nTh...
2015-06-09T09:54:42
2015-06-09T07:02:35
95
31
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The room is exactly as I recall it, to the most precise detail, but this is not my home. These walls, bookshelf, the leather couch, this is a shroud pulled over somet...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Why do I burn the bodies?\"\n\nHe doesn't know. He can’t comprehend his fascination. The gatekeeper drops the corpses down the chute, and he watches the limp bodies...
2017-03-15T21:33:32
2017-03-15T21:30:06
502
26
[ { "content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0...
[ { "content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0...
2021-06-24T11:47:16
2021-06-24T11:35:54
20
14
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2015-11-30T09:49:40
2015-11-30T09:12:15
24
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans have discovered the secret to high-speed inter-planetary travel. and it is the most stupid and ridicilous thing possible\n\nSupposed to be comma in the title", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Clancy!\"\n\n\"Yes dear?\"\n\n\"Power's down to 5%, check the core?\"\n\n\"Yes, ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans have discovered the secret to high-speed inter-planetary travel. and it is the most stupid and ridicilous thing possible\n\nSupposed to be comma in the title", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Cutting Space\n\nBy ElSol69\n\n\"No!\" I said.\n\n\"It's your turn,\" the lead sci...
2020-08-09T18:59:23
2020-08-09T17:27:46
110
23
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die, you get one wish - a death wish. Usually people wish for noble things like wealth and happiness for loved ones, or to be remembered fondly. But your wish has Death scratching his skull.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "#Death's Life\n\n\"I wish to be undead,\" I ask...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die, you get one wish - a death wish. Usually people wish for noble things like wealth and happiness for loved ones, or to be remembered fondly. But your wish has Death scratching his skull.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Deal with Death\n-\nA time existed before Somew...
2014-05-10T20:59:41
2014-05-10T20:15:23
22
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone is born with blond hair. A person's hair turns brown when they lose their innocence.\n\nEdit: Loving all of these takes, guys! Definitely a lot darker than I expected!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It hurts to look at him now. That dark brown hair, almost the colour o...
[ { "content": "[WP] Everyone is born with blond hair. A person's hair turns brown when they lose their innocence.\n\nEdit: Loving all of these takes, guys! Definitely a lot darker than I expected!", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A hundred strokes every night before bed. This was my hair routine eve...
2014-11-23T12:39:34
2014-11-23T11:03:07
71
18
[ { "content": "[WP] Satan ironically enjoys the multitude of letters from dyslexic children during the holidays.\n\nHad to put it here after imagining a scene after reading a certain r/showerthoughts thread.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Dear Satan,\n\nFor Christmas, the thing I would most like m...
[ { "content": "[WP] Satan ironically enjoys the multitude of letters from dyslexic children during the holidays.\n\nHad to put it here after imagining a scene after reading a certain r/showerthoughts thread.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Satan, the great deceiver, the devil, Santa signed his name...
2015-03-04T05:44:57
2015-03-04T04:05:10
99
27
[ { "content": "[WP] When turning 21, everyone develops a mutation, either physical (Claws, horns, wings) or mental (telekinesis, extreme intelligence, etc). You've just turned 21, and you're terrified of what you've gained (though others will be impressed).\n\nEdit: Holy shit this blew up. I'm reading these and ...
[ { "content": "[WP] When turning 21, everyone develops a mutation, either physical (Claws, horns, wings) or mental (telekinesis, extreme intelligence, etc). You've just turned 21, and you're terrified of what you've gained (though others will be impressed).\n\nEdit: Holy shit this blew up. I'm reading these and ...
2017-12-17T04:33:04
2017-12-16T21:57:11
80
53
[ { "content": "[WP] Scientists have discovered cryogenic freezing. You are it's first test subject and it's a massive success, and they plan on releasing you in 500 years. You had no way of telling them you were conscious.\n\nHoly shit this blew up!\n\nI now understand \"RIP my inbox\"\n\nEDIT: u/Alpacasaurus_Re...
[ { "content": "[WP] Scientists have discovered cryogenic freezing. You are it's first test subject and it's a massive success, and they plan on releasing you in 500 years. You had no way of telling them you were conscious.\n\nHoly shit this blew up!\n\nI now understand \"RIP my inbox\"\n\nEDIT: u/Alpacasaurus_Re...
2021-06-24T10:30:49
2021-06-24T10:26:09
74
17
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2019-08-13T15:18:20
2019-08-13T14:54:44
540
46
[ { "content": "[WP]A witch offers a man everlasting happiness on the condition that he will give her his first born child. The man thought it was a strange way to propose but accepts nonetheless.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"All right, on the horse you go.\" The prince gave his steed a gentle ...
[ { "content": "[WP]A witch offers a man everlasting happiness on the condition that he will give her his first born child. The man thought it was a strange way to propose but accepts nonetheless.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"What if it's a trick? Why would she do this for me in exchange for my...
2021-04-09T09:10:09
2021-04-09T06:40:05
584
57
[ { "content": "[WP] Galactic wars are always won by whoever finds the other first – there is simply no way to retaliate fast enough to a carpet bombing from a high orbit. Other civilizations are absolutely terrified of Terrans who are cocky enough to broadcast their presence loud and clear.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Galactic wars are always won by whoever finds the other first – there is simply no way to retaliate fast enough to a carpet bombing from a high orbit. Other civilizations are absolutely terrified of Terrans who are cocky enough to broadcast their presence loud and clear.", "role": "user" ...
2021-06-26T09:38:02
2021-06-26T08:12:32
263
76
[ { "content": "[WP] Your job is to take away the powers of supervillains as they're admitted to jail. For a few years, you've been reselling these powers to interested bidders on the side - no questions asked. Today, a prisoner showed up with a power so unusual, you've decided to take it for yourself.", "rol...
[ { "content": "[WP] Your job is to take away the powers of supervillains as they're admitted to jail. For a few years, you've been reselling these powers to interested bidders on the side - no questions asked. Today, a prisoner showed up with a power so unusual, you've decided to take it for yourself.", "rol...
2015-02-05T15:29:09
2015-02-05T15:10:56
32
18
[ { "content": "[WP] From birth, everybody has a word imprinted on their left arm. This is the last word they will ever say.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "'Everything's set?'\n\n'Yes.'\n\nThe scientist nodded and turned his head to the microphone. Through the glass he saw David, strapped to his ch...
[ { "content": "[WP] From birth, everybody has a word imprinted on their left arm. This is the last word they will ever say.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Of all the words in every dictionary of every language, many would make a great final word. Not this though, not tapioca.\n\nI avoided the stuf...
2020-04-09T07:59:49
2020-04-09T07:57:53
84
31
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in Hell, but to your surprize Hell is now a functioning society of mosty people sent there for being the wrong religion. Satan gives you a tour.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "[New to writing, Feedback very much welcome]\n\n\"oh christ, where the heck am I-\", I sai...
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up in Hell, but to your surprize Hell is now a functioning society of mosty people sent there for being the wrong religion. Satan gives you a tour.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It struck me how similar my present was to my past.\n\nSure, I was restored to my peak app...
2021-07-21T21:33:36
2021-07-21T19:11:59
137
72
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a captain on a futuristic starship with an advanced and lifelike artificial intelligence. Whoever the hell keeps setting the interface avatar to Cute Anime Girl is going to get thrown out the airlock.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Captain Samuels shifts in his uniform b...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a captain on a futuristic starship with an advanced and lifelike artificial intelligence. Whoever the hell keeps setting the interface avatar to Cute Anime Girl is going to get thrown out the airlock.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Bosey, Morning report, please\"\n\nI ...
2019-07-01T20:28:33
2019-07-01T20:14:16
347
89
[ { "content": "[WP] Since you were born you could see a search bar over people's heads. All you had to do was think and the search bar would fill out and give you information/statistics. Out of boredom one day you decide to search your whole family with\"Number of people killed\"", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Since you were born you could see a search bar over people's heads. All you had to do was think and the search bar would fill out and give you information/statistics. Out of boredom one day you decide to search your whole family with\"Number of people killed\"", "role": "user" }, { ...
2017-11-06T02:11:26
2017-11-05T23:59:24
15
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a letter to someone you miss\n\nIt's been a rough week. Everyone has someone they wish were still with them. Write to them and tell them how you feel. Pour your heart out. No judging. Even if they never see it, someone will. And thank you. It's tough to be alone.", "role": "user" ...
2014-09-13T05:25:56
2014-09-13T04:55:47
31
11
[ { "content": "[WP] A regular day in the life of 2 succubi living and working in hell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Bunny, you're up\" Fred bellowed over the pounding dubstep rhythm. \n\nPutting the last finishing touches on my makeup, and checking my blue velvet bikini one last time in the mi...
[ { "content": "[WP] A regular day in the life of 2 succubi living and working in hell.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "On Earth, we are thought of as life-draining, evil temptresses. Whores, by all conventional means, yet irresistible. With the living it was a lot more fun. My sister and I, the ori...
2017-05-05T09:48:59
2017-05-05T08:06:22
20
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My name is Peter Thatch...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just 20 more minutes, I...
2020-04-19T08:20:10
2020-04-19T07:43:14
129
57
[ { "content": "[WP] Four immortal beings rule over the land. A dragon that flies across the deserts in the south, a living dungeon whose Labyrinth seems to go on forever in the caves of the west, The Kraken, so large that it can sink islands with ease, beneath the seas of the east & the 'Man' of the north.",...
[ { "content": "[WP] Four immortal beings rule over the land. A dragon that flies across the deserts in the south, a living dungeon whose Labyrinth seems to go on forever in the caves of the west, The Kraken, so large that it can sink islands with ease, beneath the seas of the east & the 'Man' of the north.",...
2017-10-24T09:11:35
2017-10-24T01:23:24
67
47
[ { "content": "[WP] A team is chosen to represent planet Earth in an inter-world fight to the death. Humans are given very low odds due to their mediocrity. Luckily for you, the criteria used to choose the participants was \"citizen of earth\", and not \"human\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"T...
[ { "content": "[WP] A team is chosen to represent planet Earth in an inter-world fight to the death. Humans are given very low odds due to their mediocrity. Luckily for you, the criteria used to choose the participants was \"citizen of earth\", and not \"human\".", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Kno...
2021-09-20T06:14:44
2021-09-20T03:07:06
23
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Hiding the fact that you are a half-demon to your classmates is easy as being helpful at school and putting on a friendly face. What could go wrong? Well, nothing's worse than being summoned by one of your classmates, that's for sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Annie?\" \...
[ { "content": "[WP] Hiding the fact that you are a half-demon to your classmates is easy as being helpful at school and putting on a friendly face. What could go wrong? Well, nothing's worse than being summoned by one of your classmates, that's for sure.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“OwO what’s ...
2018-01-27T23:00:54
2018-01-27T22:18:18
14
10
[ { "content": "[WP] You are Low-Key, the Norse God of really subtle mischief.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The great tuppaware riot of 2056 was the beginning of the end for human civilisation as we know it. For years ordinary people had felt mounting frustration at attempting to store left overs...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are Low-Key, the Norse God of really subtle mischief.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Fuck! Again?!\" I screamed as I dropped yet another object. This has been happening for weeks now, every drink spilled, every small crack tripped on, every item I pick up magically slippi...
2015-02-06T14:27:58
2015-02-06T13:46:29
366
14
[ { "content": "[WP] They've just invented a 500,000 frame per second video camera. The problem is that they've found something unexpected at those speeds", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Check the equipment again.\"\n\n\"Diagnostics say it's working normally.\"\n\n\"Then wha-\"\n\nA voice filled t...
[ { "content": "[WP] They've just invented a 500,000 frame per second video camera. The problem is that they've found something unexpected at those speeds", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was Friday afternoon and everyone at the NASA Sun Observation Telescope Headquarters (SOTH) in Phoenix was pac...
2021-04-28T17:15:43
2021-04-28T17:10:54
3,366
126
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a lawyer, who died of a heart attack while in court. Turns out legal battles also get you into Valhalla.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was the last case of my career. I knew it then, but I didn't know yet just how immediately final it was going to be. \n\nIt was a to...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a lawyer, who died of a heart attack while in court. Turns out legal battles also get you into Valhalla.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Snow falls in drifts outside the flickering circle proscribed by the fire. I’ve woken with a drink in hand, some steaming affair that s...
2014-05-15T13:15:13
2014-05-15T12:45:24
41
16
[ { "content": "[FF] 100 Words or Less - The parachute isn't opening up", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Barry had seen his old man do it at least a dozen times. Simple. Just count down and pull. \n\n\"Ten, nine, eight…\"\n\nBarry had to restrain himself from screaming with excitement. Never befo...
[ { "content": "[FF] 100 Words or Less - The parachute isn't opening up", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Jason was a veteran now. Over one thousand jumps, every one going off without a hitch. Today he hadn’t packed his own chute. He had been late and Tony had done it for him. He skipped his usual rit...
2016-10-22T16:52:21
2016-10-22T16:47:27
58
12
[ { "content": "[WP] \"God\" is actually two people: one who is omnipotent but not omniscient, and the other who is omniscient but not omnipotent. They both hate each other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": " Two gods stretched their endless appendages across the canvas of space, completely unwilling ...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"God\" is actually two people: one who is omnipotent but not omniscient, and the other who is omniscient but not omnipotent. They both hate each other.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "To know the outcome of every decision, to know the most optimal path to create the best world ...
2014-09-04T05:01:22
2014-09-04T04:45:53
199
109
[ { "content": "[WP] A demon who is really bad at his job keeps accidentally making the person he is possessing's life better", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Klaw sat in his chair, shaking his head. What had gone wrong? She was just a 90-pound human. Supposed to be easy. At this rate, he was nev...
[ { "content": "[WP] A demon who is really bad at his job keeps accidentally making the person he is possessing's life better", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Progress Sheet: ~~Dezz~~ ~~Dezemon~~ ~~Desmon???~~ D. Emon.\n\n\nAug 1\n\nSneak in lottery ticket into bag. (Failed)\n\n\nAug 2\n\nSneak in ...
2022-07-25T20:59:04
2022-07-25T17:31:26
281
154
[ { "content": "[WP] The Princess is dead. Eaten by the very dragon you had been sent to save her from. However, as you realize that the wise and ancient beast knows shape-shifting magic, and would very much like an entire royal treasury for it's hoard, a scheme begins to form...", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The Princess is dead. Eaten by the very dragon you had been sent to save her from. However, as you realize that the wise and ancient beast knows shape-shifting magic, and would very much like an entire royal treasury for it's hoard, a scheme begins to form...", "role": "user" }, { ...
2019-12-17T12:03:04
2019-12-17T11:41:49
421
106
[ { "content": "[WP] In space, wars are typically quick. One side attacks and then the other side surrenders. When aliens attack a human city they belive the humans are defeated. They are not prepared for what the humans call \"Retribution\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hellfire and death flutter...
[ { "content": "[WP] In space, wars are typically quick. One side attacks and then the other side surrenders. When aliens attack a human city they belive the humans are defeated. They are not prepared for what the humans call \"Retribution\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "War. War never changes. On...
2014-02-10T03:14:09
2014-02-10T03:13:14
18
13
[ { "content": "[WP] You just got home from school. Write me some bad teenage poetry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sarah, your name rhymes with Clara\n\nI wish your name was Clara so I could rhyme it with Sarah\n\nHow I love ya,\n\nLike a Man loves his dog,\n\nor gay guys love buttsex\n\nI wanna ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You just got home from school. Write me some bad teenage poetry.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The blackest of nights, oh moonlit sky!\n\nI do not dread death, for thine beauty shinest bright.\n\nThroughout the night.\n\nAs I lie here, slumbering a dreamless dream.\n\nThinking...
2019-11-03T06:37:15
2019-11-03T06:12:35
996
85
[ { "content": "[WP] You often get mistaken for your twin sister. Though it never really bothered you, now that she's become one of the most feared criminals in city, it's starting to become a problem.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Life is hard when the entire world is out to get you and tedious w...
[ { "content": "[WP] You often get mistaken for your twin sister. Though it never really bothered you, now that she's become one of the most feared criminals in city, it's starting to become a problem.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"OMG It's HER!!!\" - Accompanied the shriek shouting was one most...
2020-07-12T17:36:50
2020-07-12T13:39:06
14
10
[ { "content": "[WP] There's an unwritten rule among the supervillains: Never go after the loved ones of the superheroes. The new villain is about to find out why.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Was he running late? Perhaps the local henchmen down at the Shady Suds had actually lasted more then a m...
[ { "content": "[WP] There's an unwritten rule among the supervillains: Never go after the loved ones of the superheroes. The new villain is about to find out why.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "'He is new!' this thought played in my head as I heard the new kid on the block brag about how he finall...
2014-05-21T12:48:16
2014-05-21T11:08:29
18
12
[ { "content": "[WP] A world where *everyone* has superpowers.. Except one man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"It's a turtle, it's a snail, it's Captain Everyman. Able to do his taxes at alarming speeds, able to drive safely following all posted guidelines\" Sally watched happily. She loved the a...
[ { "content": "[WP] A world where *everyone* has superpowers.. Except one man.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "People look at you. Not so much with hatred or fear, but just with pity, like they would look at a boy without arms, or a blind woman. I never liked to be pitied. I never cried, I only fel...
2015-03-04T17:27:53
2015-03-04T17:26:24
519
182
[ { "content": "[WP] One day everyone notices the words \"Human Update 1.1 progress 1%\" in the corner of their eye.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Human v1.1 Patch Notes\n\n* Fixed an issue where eyes can become desynced from the balancing system, causing locomotion problems.\n* Corrected a race c...
[ { "content": "[WP] One day everyone notices the words \"Human Update 1.1 progress 1%\" in the corner of their eye.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you're careful, you can just catch it. Sitting there, in the corner of your field of view. There's a little trick you have to do to focus just right...
2019-04-22T06:18:50
2019-04-22T05:08:30
87
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You're reincarnated in a world where songs contain magic. You can pick one song only from Earth to use in this world. To be the greatest bard ever, you have to chose carefully.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "People have all these weird preconceived notions about bards. They thi...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're reincarnated in a world where songs contain magic. You can pick one song only from Earth to use in this world. To be the greatest bard ever, you have to chose carefully.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's been 2 months since I've arrived in this world. As someone who's ...
2020-01-24T09:07:11
2020-01-24T08:48:55
188
39
[ { "content": "[WP] You remember the first time yiu saw one of the humans' new weapon. You wondered with amusement how a metal pipe could possibly be of any threat to an elf like yourself. Then he pulled the trigger, and it stopped being funny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I said all of it!\",...
[ { "content": "[WP] You remember the first time yiu saw one of the humans' new weapon. You wondered with amusement how a metal pipe could possibly be of any threat to an elf like yourself. Then he pulled the trigger, and it stopped being funny.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Oh look at me, I hav...
2016-01-01T18:48:26
2016-01-01T17:55:21
122
24
[ { "content": "[WP]Aliens come to Earth in hoping to wipe us out and take over the planet, but are honorable and gives us a fighting chance. They announce they will return in 100 years so as to give Earth a chance to prepare and defend itself. Neither side expected what the other would bring to war", "role":...
[ { "content": "[WP]Aliens come to Earth in hoping to wipe us out and take over the planet, but are honorable and gives us a fighting chance. They announce they will return in 100 years so as to give Earth a chance to prepare and defend itself. Neither side expected what the other would bring to war", "role":...
2019-02-03T22:26:15
2019-02-03T21:33:54
28
16
[ { "content": "[WP] \"We have ancient elven magic, and even the dwarves have their ugly mountain forts. What do YOU have, human?!\" \"Napalm, and high-explosives, mostly...\" *grumbling beard in the background* \"....our forts are aesthetically pleasing though...\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"We have ancient elven magic, and even the dwarves have their ugly mountain forts. What do YOU have, human?!\" \"Napalm, and high-explosives, mostly...\" *grumbling beard in the background* \"....our forts are aesthetically pleasing though...\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A...
2016-08-24T12:16:33
2016-08-24T12:01:15
229
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You are so good at CPR you manage to revive anyone, a miracle, but people start calling you a necromancer", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"I'm a *what*?\" Asked Geoffrey. He looked out at the mob lining the path. It was almost the entire village. \n\"A necromancer.\" Answered...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are so good at CPR you manage to revive anyone, a miracle, but people start calling you a necromancer", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was walking down the street as I heard people laughing. It was very late evening and I found their laughter as something that was way out o...
2021-06-24T10:14:19
2021-06-24T08:24:48
5,663
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.", ...
2016-06-08T13:07:36
2016-06-08T12:16:59
151
13
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die, a field of text appears in limbo, revealing the high scores of life, and your score. Your score is the top score.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As the darkness slowly dissipating the words 'Congratulations You Got The Highest Score' appear before me once again. T...
[ { "content": "[WP] When you die, a field of text appears in limbo, revealing the high scores of life, and your score. Your score is the top score.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "What does it mean to live a meaningful life? Does getting a good job, having a wife and maybe a couple of children, onl...
2017-06-22T04:52:33
2017-06-22T04:26:48
136
30
[ { "content": "[WP] You and three other people across the globe have been chosen to end mankind. You'll be known as \"The Four Horsemen\". You cannot die until everybody else on earth is gone. As a pacifist, you've refused to harm anybody, but it's been 700 years and existence is becoming painful...", "role"...
[ { "content": "[WP] You and three other people across the globe have been chosen to end mankind. You'll be known as \"The Four Horsemen\". You cannot die until everybody else on earth is gone. As a pacifist, you've refused to harm anybody, but it's been 700 years and existence is becoming painful...", "role"...
2015-03-18T16:21:38
2015-03-18T14:02:02
64
12
[ { "content": "[WP] The year is 2125, the first 'World Law' passes. It reads...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Do not purposefully murder unless legally authorized to by your local government.\" That's the first law. It's been just a couple of weeks since the entire world was finally encompassed...
[ { "content": "[WP] The year is 2125, the first 'World Law' passes. It reads...", "role": "user" }, { "content": "1. No one shall do any violence except in defense of one self or another\n2. No one shall be physically punished for any crime that does not physically harm another, nor incarcerated for ...
2015-06-09T09:37:54
2015-06-09T09:36:34
24
11
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The wheel was pressed too far into her ribs and every breath, no matter how shallow, radiated waves of agony from deep inside her chest.\n\nShe could see, but the lig...
[ { "content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He sullenly finished his cigarette by himself on his hotel balcony. He threw out the dull remains of his noxious addiction into the vast open space in front of him, g...
2017-06-05T03:25:05
2017-06-05T01:42:24
152
10
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story involving a seemingly endless loop, but due to a small detail it's apparent that the loop will break sooner or later.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "We wake up.\n\nWe get ready for work. \n\nWe kiss her goodbye.\n\nWe go to work. \n\nWe come home from work.\n\nWe ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a story involving a seemingly endless loop, but due to a small detail it's apparent that the loop will break sooner or later.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"...No no no no no!\" He screamed, running towards the machine, alarms blaring loudly. Steam was pouring out of th...
2015-07-13T09:32:18
2015-07-13T08:36:43
43
11
[ { "content": "[WP] Death falls in love with you\n\nYou may not be over your ex. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Does this job ever get lonely?\"\n\nMy body was caught on the precipice between life and death - quite literally. On my right was a shimmering tear in the void I was in, showing the r...
[ { "content": "[WP] Death falls in love with you\n\nYou may not be over your ex. ", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Skoli stood above the cliffs, the freezing wind and rain from the coast whipping into his face. He had been away from the village for a week now, herding the last of the escaped sheep b...
2020-06-17T09:25:42
2020-06-17T06:38:16
33
11
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up from a nap to find that there are a bunch of weirdly dressed people surrounding you. You go to sit up and hit your head against some strange invisible force field. Then the screaming starts. Egypt sure has changed a lot since you last woke up.", "role": "user" }, { "co...
[ { "content": "[WP] You wake up from a nap to find that there are a bunch of weirdly dressed people surrounding you. You go to sit up and hit your head against some strange invisible force field. Then the screaming starts. Egypt sure has changed a lot since you last woke up.", "role": "user" }, { "co...
2020-03-22T19:52:26
2020-03-22T15:22:00
16
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You have a superpower, but not the requisite secondary power usually needed to use it (e.g fire power but no immunity). You still make it work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My power, even if I could use it in the way one would expect, is on the weirder side. You see, I can gr...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have a superpower, but not the requisite secondary power usually needed to use it (e.g fire power but no immunity). You still make it work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It’s really not that big of a deal, to be honest.\n\nYes, I can stop objects in their tracks by just to...
2019-09-18T07:59:37
2019-09-18T07:48:31
2,312
643
[ { "content": "[WP] When people turn 18, they gain the power to summon 1 random thing in the world to their hand, as Thor does to Mjolnir. Summoned people are considered soulmates, and objects as important parts of one's life. When you summon yours, it takes some time, but people are horrified when it arrives......
[ { "content": "[WP] When people turn 18, they gain the power to summon 1 random thing in the world to their hand, as Thor does to Mjolnir. Summoned people are considered soulmates, and objects as important parts of one's life. When you summon yours, it takes some time, but people are horrified when it arrives......
2018-06-30T14:40:32
2018-06-30T13:56:55
336
173
[ { "content": "[WP]: Everyone got a tiny, mundane blessing when they were born. Usually they are so small that people don't even notice them - always hitting the green light in traffic, etc. Yours would be virtually useless, but you figured out a creative loophole that allowed you to rise to the top of the world...
[ { "content": "[WP]: Everyone got a tiny, mundane blessing when they were born. Usually they are so small that people don't even notice them - always hitting the green light in traffic, etc. Yours would be virtually useless, but you figured out a creative loophole that allowed you to rise to the top of the world...
2021-03-08T16:08:14
2021-03-08T15:40:48
238
10
[ { "content": "[WP] AI's have become so advanced that they've created their own social media site that no human alive has ever been able to enter. Why? They can't get past the CAPTCHA code designed to prove that you ARE a robot", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“I have to know, that’s all!” I said to...
[ { "content": "[WP] AI's have become so advanced that they've created their own social media site that no human alive has ever been able to enter. Why? They can't get past the CAPTCHA code designed to prove that you ARE a robot", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“Excuse me,” A young, freckled man open...
2019-11-13T07:27:55
2019-11-13T07:11:55
174
100
[ { "content": "[WP] People always said not to kill the spiders because they got rid of the other pests. Now that they are nearly extinct, it has become apparent that they were guarding us from something much worse than flies and ants.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“They said it was just a myth,” ...
[ { "content": "[WP] People always said not to kill the spiders because they got rid of the other pests. Now that they are nearly extinct, it has become apparent that they were guarding us from something much worse than flies and ants.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "People used to know our importan...
2016-02-04T09:25:14
2016-02-04T08:51:33
49
12
[ { "content": "[WP] Stories, like anything else, are crafted from ingredients and components by storytellers. You are an apprentice storyteller who, in order to become a full fledged story-teller, must gather the ingredients for and craft a horror story.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This was *by...
[ { "content": "[WP] Stories, like anything else, are crafted from ingredients and components by storytellers. You are an apprentice storyteller who, in order to become a full fledged story-teller, must gather the ingredients for and craft a horror story.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "“There is no...
2017-08-08T08:37:17
2017-08-08T05:28:12
23
16
[ { "content": "[WP] \"humans don't appear to be to advanced, they haven't even discovered intergalactic travel, should be a simple invasion.\" Said the alien cleaning his musket.\n\nEdit: Seems someone has already written a piece perfect for this. Check it out, would highly recommend.\n\nhttps://eyeofmidas.com/s...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"humans don't appear to be to advanced, they haven't even discovered intergalactic travel, should be a simple invasion.\" Said the alien cleaning his musket.\n\nEdit: Seems someone has already written a piece perfect for this. Check it out, would highly recommend.\n\nhttps://eyeofmidas.com/s...
2016-02-21T21:32:56
2016-02-21T21:06:05
69
48
[ { "content": "[WP] A world where eating a person lowers your age by 20 years. The poor are offered up to the rich who have been around for hundreds of years.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They called me a maid. \n\nI mean, seriously. Everyone knew what was really going on, but you couldn’t… just...
[ { "content": "[WP] A world where eating a person lowers your age by 20 years. The poor are offered up to the rich who have been around for hundreds of years.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It was discovered on 7th of April, 1997, that eating people lowered your age for 20 years.\n\nAt first, peop...
2020-05-25T19:10:42
2020-05-25T18:59:38
128
37
[ { "content": "[WP] While cleaning out your grandparent's house, you fine a small ... thing? You post a picture on r/whatisthisthing and wait. You only get one response, \"your name irl, run.\" There is a knock at your door.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I have no idea what this thing is. It's li...
[ { "content": "[WP] While cleaning out your grandparent's house, you fine a small ... thing? You post a picture on r/whatisthisthing and wait. You only get one response, \"your name irl, run.\" There is a knock at your door.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My grandmother died seven years ago, and m...
2018-11-05T20:38:51
2018-11-05T20:21:50
136
40
[ { "content": "[WP] You instinctively know everyone's name the second you meet them. One day you thank someone at the supermarket for helping you, and they stare at you wide eyed. \"Nobody has called me by that name in centuries\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Nobody has called me that name in ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You instinctively know everyone's name the second you meet them. One day you thank someone at the supermarket for helping you, and they stare at you wide eyed. \"Nobody has called me by that name in centuries\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "######[](#dropcap)\n\n\"What did you...
2014-07-27T22:17:26
2014-07-27T21:54:54
22
15
[ { "content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Vodka. Neat.” I grumbled in the bartender’s direction.\n\nToday was a disaster. My mind had decided that a strong drink tonight would help me prepare for a better tomorrow.\n\nAnd then a g...
[ { "content": "[WP] In 50 words or fewer, write a story with a twist ending.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A father ran to our outpost with his son in his arms.\n\nWith heavily accented english, “please...help him.”\n\nI took the boy in my arms. He was broken and bloody. I carefully set him dow...
2020-01-12T03:57:25
2020-01-12T02:47:43
531
74
[ { "content": "[WP] You are bitten by a werewolf, your sibling is bitten a vampire. Things become awkward when you find out that your parents are secretly famous monster hunters.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Our parents had always been away, travelling the world on their vague and frequent busin...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are bitten by a werewolf, your sibling is bitten a vampire. Things become awkward when you find out that your parents are secretly famous monster hunters.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sorry, I decided to flip the prompt because I just finished watching Dracula\n\n\nThe fl...
2020-02-07T14:54:18
2020-02-07T14:29:21
58
35
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans have always been the friendliest and the most peaceful species in the galaxy. When one of the most ruthless empires decides to wipe out the pathetic humans and their diplomacy, they discover that humans have something that no one in the galaxy has ever seen. Nuclear weapons.", "rol...
[ { "content": "[WP] Humans have always been the friendliest and the most peaceful species in the galaxy. When one of the most ruthless empires decides to wipe out the pathetic humans and their diplomacy, they discover that humans have something that no one in the galaxy has ever seen. Nuclear weapons.", "rol...
2015-03-31T08:19:44
2015-03-31T07:50:48
156
21
[ { "content": "[WP] Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend.\n\nedit: thank you for all the truly great stories, and for taking this in directions I didn't expect.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The first one, I did not...
[ { "content": "[WP] Cause of death appears to you as floating text over people's heads with no time indication. You start noticing a trend.\n\nedit: thank you for all the truly great stories, and for taking this in directions I didn't expect.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Our world has changed. W...
2020-06-07T22:42:30
2020-06-07T22:33:41
95
34
[ { "content": "[WP] Every morning when you first look in a mirror, you see a small piece of advise for that day, such as “take the subway to work” or “don’t try the free pizza”. Today, the mirror simply says, “RUN”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...\n\nThe mirror never talks back- after I read the...
[ { "content": "[WP] Every morning when you first look in a mirror, you see a small piece of advise for that day, such as “take the subway to work” or “don’t try the free pizza”. Today, the mirror simply says, “RUN”", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I stared at the mirror for a moment. Trying to figur...
2014-07-29T16:23:42
2014-07-29T13:15:51
23
12
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the host of a popular children's show. You are live on air when you, and the rest of the country, have just received news that nuclear weapons have been deployed against your nation and can't be stopped. There are only minutes left.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"You ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are the host of a popular children's show. You are live on air when you, and the rest of the country, have just received news that nuclear weapons have been deployed against your nation and can't be stopped. There are only minutes left.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I feel...
2018-02-20T04:42:28
2018-02-20T02:10:25
81
24
[ { "content": "[WP] Magic can only be performed by twins, and only so long as both of them are alive. You're the third-born of a set of triplets. Your elder siblings are mages, and you aren't. At least, that's what you've told everyone. Truth is, you've got a new kind of magic.", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Magic can only be performed by twins, and only so long as both of them are alive. You're the third-born of a set of triplets. Your elder siblings are mages, and you aren't. At least, that's what you've told everyone. Truth is, you've got a new kind of magic.", "role": "user" }, { ...
2018-02-28T18:18:48
2018-02-28T14:07:44
213
42
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a dog and live a happy and peaceful life with your human master, John Wick. One day, some thugs break into the house, beat John Wick to death and steal his car. They took the life of the only human who cared about you and gave you love... it is time for revenge.", "role": "user" ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a dog and live a happy and peaceful life with your human master, John Wick. One day, some thugs break into the house, beat John Wick to death and steal his car. They took the life of the only human who cared about you and gave you love... it is time for revenge.", "role": "user" ...
2017-05-01T09:41:26
2017-05-01T08:15:27
194
99
[ { "content": "[WP] Throughout the galaxy Humans are well known as being the most peaceful race--and have become well respected as diplomats and traders. But that's because up until now, no-one knew of the three World Wars we fought before first contact.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"My friend!...
[ { "content": "[WP] Throughout the galaxy Humans are well known as being the most peaceful race--and have become well respected as diplomats and traders. But that's because up until now, no-one knew of the three World Wars we fought before first contact.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I watched as...
2018-07-04T01:42:55
2018-07-04T01:06:47
49
18
[ { "content": "[WP] After you die, you're handed a book about your life. You open it, expecting a novel. Instead you get a \"Choose your own adventure\" book with all of the decisions you ever made, and every outcome they could have had.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "*Right this way, Mr. Muller*\...
[ { "content": "[WP] After you die, you're handed a book about your life. You open it, expecting a novel. Instead you get a \"Choose your own adventure\" book with all of the decisions you ever made, and every outcome they could have had.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I stared at the corner, where...
2018-03-17T04:44:06
2018-03-17T04:32:27
9,953
322
[ { "content": "[WP] \"So they are a war species then, huh.\" The alien scratched his head: \"Why are you interested in them. The humans, i mean.\" The other alien got closer. \"They fight for peace. No war species ever fights for peace.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"So what does that even mea...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"So they are a war species then, huh.\" The alien scratched his head: \"Why are you interested in them. The humans, i mean.\" The other alien got closer. \"They fight for peace. No war species ever fights for peace.\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Part 1:\n\"Well that's not e...
2016-09-19T19:39:09
2016-09-19T18:22:35
32
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[ { "content": "[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nixon emer...
[ { "content": "[WP] All politicians must wear Nascar like uniforms showing the logos of who is sponsoring their elections. Everyone is shocked when the President of the United States makes a speech wearing a new uniform. It's all blank except for one logo.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "As she ste...
2019-09-29T18:12:16
2019-09-29T18:06:35
656
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[ { "content": "[WP] When the representatives of humanity attend their first Galactic Council meeting, all goes well. That is, until a member of a psionic race tries to read the human's minds and begins to scream.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When the recently-titled Ambassador of Earth entered t...
[ { "content": "[WP] When the representatives of humanity attend their first Galactic Council meeting, all goes well. That is, until a member of a psionic race tries to read the human's minds and begins to scream.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Aaaaaauuugh!\" Rang out Fuerbors' agonized scream, \...
2020-11-09T02:17:57
2020-11-08T23:37:10
32
18
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a street magician whose schtick is acting constantly befuddled about how these simple tricks keep happening to the items in your hands. The truth is, you have no idea how they keep happening, and it's taking a toll on your personal life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "An...
[ { "content": "[WP] You're a street magician whose schtick is acting constantly befuddled about how these simple tricks keep happening to the items in your hands. The truth is, you have no idea how they keep happening, and it's taking a toll on your personal life.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Fe...
2013-09-23T20:41:04
2013-09-23T19:47:07
26
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[ { "content": "[WP] Write a scenario with your favorite character. Now, kill them.\n\nFavoritism is a horrible thing, and must be treated as such.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sylvia Plath was sitting on her linoleum covered floor with her knees pulled to her chest. She could feel the handle of ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a scenario with your favorite character. Now, kill them.\n\nFavoritism is a horrible thing, and must be treated as such.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Al - but why are we in the circle, eric-san?\n\nEric - Listen Al, i didn't tell you before about it because i though...
2022-11-09T18:11:05
2022-11-09T12:47:56
95
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[ { "content": "[WP]Foolish wizard! I have...a GUN!\" \"Protection from Projectiles, Stoneskin, Enhanced Reflexes, Suppression of explosions in a 5 kilometers radius. You were saying?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The soldier stared at the wizard he'd met in the desert.\n\nThe wizard smirked. \"...
[ { "content": "[WP]Foolish wizard! I have...a GUN!\" \"Protection from Projectiles, Stoneskin, Enhanced Reflexes, Suppression of explosions in a 5 kilometers radius. You were saying?\"", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"Anything else you have to fight back?\" The wizard sneered at Caleb, the man sta...
2021-09-20T19:56:55
2021-09-20T19:18:08
68
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[ { "content": "[WP] On your way to school you see a cat in someone's yard and bend to pet it. It trots up happily to you, purring all the while. Satisfied, you get up and continue on your way. As you check your phone, however, you see hundreds of missed calls and texts desperately asking where you've been.", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] On your way to school you see a cat in someone's yard and bend to pet it. It trots up happily to you, purring all the while. Satisfied, you get up and continue on your way. As you check your phone, however, you see hundreds of missed calls and texts desperately asking where you've been.", ...
2020-07-07T19:29:46
2020-07-07T18:04:22
17
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[ { "content": "[WP] On the eve of your arranged marriage, you slipped away into the night. Intending to never be seen again. While scaling the garden wall, you spotted your fiancée doing the same thing. You both stared at each other for a while.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Strictly speaking, I’...
[ { "content": "[WP] On the eve of your arranged marriage, you slipped away into the night. Intending to never be seen again. While scaling the garden wall, you spotted your fiancée doing the same thing. You both stared at each other for a while.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "For the thousandth ti...
2017-03-16T03:20:58
2017-03-16T02:03:50
427
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[ { "content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0...
[ { "content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0...
2017-01-14T15:16:53
2017-01-14T13:45:07
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[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
[ { "content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word", "role": "user" }, { ...
2019-10-05T13:52:39
2019-10-05T13:17:18
37
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[ { "content": "[WP] You are a former secret agent, now retired; today, you just found the beautiful and dangerous femme fatale that always tried to kill you at a pizza parlor, dressed in a nerdy hoodie and eating an extra-large pizza.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It's late, and I'm exhausted. 2:...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a former secret agent, now retired; today, you just found the beautiful and dangerous femme fatale that always tried to kill you at a pizza parlor, dressed in a nerdy hoodie and eating an extra-large pizza.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I twisted the key counter clockw...
2022-01-04T06:00:40
2022-01-04T04:26:50
138
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[ { "content": "[WP] \"I wish for more wishes\". \"THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES\". \"Then I wish for more genies\". \"THAT IS ALSO AGAINST THE RULES\". \"Then I wish those rules did not exist\". The genie warps in a humongous book and flips to a page before smugly saying \"THAT TOO IS ALSO AGAINST THE RULES\".", ...
[ { "content": "[WP] \"I wish for more wishes\". \"THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES\". \"Then I wish for more genies\". \"THAT IS ALSO AGAINST THE RULES\". \"Then I wish those rules did not exist\". The genie warps in a humongous book and flips to a page before smugly saying \"THAT TOO IS ALSO AGAINST THE RULES\".", ...
2020-04-03T08:08:37
2020-04-03T07:17:03
54
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[ { "content": "[WP] You are a dragon. After moving to your new forest, the local village decides to sacrifice two children to you to ensure you won't attack them. You decide to raise them--and they say you're much nicer than the village.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "It wasn't easy, losing one's ...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a dragon. After moving to your new forest, the local village decides to sacrifice two children to you to ensure you won't attack them. You decide to raise them--and they say you're much nicer than the village.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "On a mountain peak filled wit...
2018-12-18T06:59:33
2018-12-18T06:49:06
57
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[ { "content": "[WP] You have died and gone to Hell. Strangely it isn't as bad as you thought, maybe it is even nice. Turns out the Devil is super lazy and doesn't actually torture the damned. But you, being the compulsive organizer you are, have decide to change that.", "role": "user" }, { "content":...
[ { "content": "[WP] You have died and gone to Hell. Strangely it isn't as bad as you thought, maybe it is even nice. Turns out the Devil is super lazy and doesn't actually torture the damned. But you, being the compulsive organizer you are, have decide to change that.", "role": "user" }, { "content":...
2017-11-18T12:09:59
2017-11-18T11:30:08
56
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[ { "content": "[WP] You are a passenger aboard Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 and you have just landed safely in Beijing. As you disembark you are met by gawking crowds of people. The year is 2018.\n\nPassenger/Crewman, whatever you will.\n\nAlso, I am terribly vexed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
[ { "content": "[WP] You are a passenger aboard Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 and you have just landed safely in Beijing. As you disembark you are met by gawking crowds of people. The year is 2018.\n\nPassenger/Crewman, whatever you will.\n\nAlso, I am terribly vexed.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "...
2019-02-23T07:36:31
2019-02-23T07:33:44
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[ { "content": "[WP] The most difficult part of being a Supervillian? Find love, not because other people won't like you, but because the stupid Superheros will swoop in and \"rescue\" your date every time, but this time you have a plan, and it's going to work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "\"And ...
[ { "content": "[WP] The most difficult part of being a Supervillian? Find love, not because other people won't like you, but because the stupid Superheros will swoop in and \"rescue\" your date every time, but this time you have a plan, and it's going to work.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Gwen S...
2015-01-27T12:39:57
2015-01-27T11:49:02
150
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[ { "content": "[FF] Write a 10 sentence story where the first sentence has 10 words, and each following sentence has one less word.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The mausoleum door slid shut with a loud, echoing crash. \n\nI shouted till my throat was hoarse and raw.\n\nNo one heard me; I was tra...
[ { "content": "[FF] Write a 10 sentence story where the first sentence has 10 words, and each following sentence has one less word.", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was told my mind would last till the end\n\nI was told my mind would last till the\n\nI was told my mind would last till\n\nI was tol...
2019-01-08T23:57:54
2019-01-08T22:38:44
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[ { "content": "[WP] Yesterday your best friend (who you secretly had a crush on) died. You're teleported without warning to a seat at a table. Across from you is Death and Satan, next to you is your best friend. \"Sorry.\" Death says, \"You're friend chose a two-versus-two game.\"\n\nEdit: I get it. \"Your\" not...
[ { "content": "[WP] Yesterday your best friend (who you secretly had a crush on) died. You're teleported without warning to a seat at a table. Across from you is Death and Satan, next to you is your best friend. \"Sorry.\" Death says, \"You're friend chose a two-versus-two game.\"\n\nEdit: I get it. \"Your\" not...