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2017-06-11T10:02:30 | 2017-06-11T08:28:06 | 36 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] All of the \"#1 Dad\" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.",
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"content": "[WP] All of the \"#1 Dad\" mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.",
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"content": "\"Ya know... i don't know, really... i guess it was just all the pressure was too much for him... i understand it a little now as a parent myself... you ju... |
2018-10-19T07:39:22 | 2018-10-19T06:03:07 | 126 | 86 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're pretty sure your crush's parents are the head family of a local mob. You decided it's worth the risk, and ask ur crush out anyways. Pretty early on in the date, you realize that they, not their parents, are the mastermind behind the mob's activities.",
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2018-09-29T05:21:50 | 2018-09-29T02:37:30 | 656 | 33 | [
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"content": "[WP]Every intelligent, skilled or rich human has been evacuated from the Earth to avoid the alien invasion. This leaves the dregs, criminals and the poor behind on Earth to fend for themselves. Centuries later, the other return to \"liberate\" Earth only to find that they have won and prospered.",... | [
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"content": "[WP]Every intelligent, skilled or rich human has been evacuated from the Earth to avoid the alien invasion. This leaves the dregs, criminals and the poor behind on Earth to fend for themselves. Centuries later, the other return to \"liberate\" Earth only to find that they have won and prospered.",... |
2019-09-04T05:43:44 | 2019-09-04T04:58:22 | 180 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels.",
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"content": "[WP] The Earth has finally run out of fossil fuels to use as energy and, with the only other option being to turn to clean and renewable energy sources, the U.S. has decided to take drastic measures: trying to reach into alternate dimensions to find oil and other fossil fuels.",
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"content": "[WP] Your Reddit username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?\n\nIf possible. Some usernames just don't work well in this situation.\n\n---\n\nI'm an FBI agent now. Wooo!\n\nYou're all under arrest for conspiracy to commit treason.\n\n---\n\nDear God RIP my inbox",
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"content": "[WP] A seemingly bottomless pit was found, for which the depth can't be determined. Over time, scores of people began using it to illegally dump trash. Many have jumped in to die, while others jumped believing that they'll find life's answers within it. Today, we learn the truth about the hole.",
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2015-07-10T18:14:29 | 2015-07-10T15:58:23 | 253 | 62 | [
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"content": "[WP] Thor is sitting at a diner finishing a meal. A waitress comes by and casually picks up Mjolnir to wipe off the table.\n\nInspired by a comment made on [this image](http://imgur.com/MMALQdg).",
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"content": "\"sorry about the wait\" the server said as a he placed ... |
2017-01-17T15:47:45 | 2017-01-17T15:19:11 | 31 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] Everyone receives a letter when they turn 18 stating how they will die. You've just received your letter, and it's blank.",
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"content": "[WP] Everyone receives a letter when they turn 18 stating how they will die. You've just received your letter, and it's blank.",
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"content": "**Thank you for calling the Department of Intrinsic Ends. To help us guide your call, please select the number...**\n\nI push... |
2018-07-29T01:47:45 | 2018-07-29T01:39:19 | 358 | 132 | [
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"content": "[WP] After dying, you are faced with a coin slot. It says, \"Pay 1$ to live for another day\". You tried it out, and lived for another day. The next day, it showed up again, this time it asks you for 2$.",
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"content": "On the 3rd day it asked for 4, and then 8, and 1... |
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"content": "[WP] You're rather annoyed that your history teacher gave you a D on your essay about Mesopotamia. Not just because you're sure she doesn't like you, but also because - as an ancient being trying to adapt to modern society - YOU WERE THERE.",
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2019-06-03T09:40:22 | 2019-06-03T09:36:57 | 111 | 35 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are God, after a couple thousand years of people thinking you don't answer their prayers, you realise you've had yourself on mute on the celestial microphone you use to talk to humans.\n\nEdit: Wow, I never expected this to blow up, Thank you for the silver, it was my first ever award!\nE... | [
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2022-09-10T10:41:26 | 2022-09-10T09:51:49 | 1,580 | 47 | [
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"content": "[WP] You fall in love with a girl, and the two of you have a happy relationship for a few years. But one day, you discover a massive hoard of valuables underneath the house, and that’s when you realize you’ve been dating a dragon in human form.",
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"content": "I look ... |
2022-10-23T18:00:00 | 2022-10-23T13:13:30 | 50 | 28 | [
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"content": "[WP] The year is 3015 and you’re the last person on earth. You’re outside farming and growing your dinner like usual when suddenly you hear a loud, distorted voice from the sky saying “Yeah this planet will do…”",
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"content": "[WP] The year is 3015 and you’re the last person on earth. You’re outside farming and growing your dinner like usual when suddenly you hear a loud, distorted voice from the sky saying “Yeah this planet will do…”",
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"content": "“what the fuck?” I whispered to myself a... |
2015-01-06T02:05:16 | 2015-01-05T22:49:41 | 45 | 19 | [
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"content": "[FF] A 10-word-long sentence. Then, a 9-word sentence. An 8-word-long one after. This continues, until the final sentence of 1 word. Try to choose a theme befitting of the structure",
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"content": "Cutting your hair at home is not a great idea.\n\nAt least if you do n... | [
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"content": "[FF] A 10-word-long sentence. Then, a 9-word sentence. An 8-word-long one after. This continues, until the final sentence of 1 word. Try to choose a theme befitting of the structure",
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"content": "Sometimes I feel like the world is shrinking around me.\n\nI see fewer... |
2018-11-30T05:46:50 | 2018-11-30T04:52:23 | 3,098 | 81 | [
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"content": "[WP] The rules of who goes to heaven and hell are clear, definite, and inarguable. You are an afterlife lawyer, who helps people figure out if their potentially sinful plans are technically allowed by the rules.",
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"content": "​\n\nI click my pen. I like d... | [
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"content": "[WP] The rules of who goes to heaven and hell are clear, definite, and inarguable. You are an afterlife lawyer, who helps people figure out if their potentially sinful plans are technically allowed by the rules.",
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"content": "\"Mr. Mussolini, wasn't it\"\nI say to a... |
2021-03-21T15:06:08 | 2021-03-21T13:42:50 | 281 | 61 | [
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"content": "[WP]Just because one of your chicken eggs hatched a fire breathing dragon people think you’re evil. But you’re still just a regular farmer trying to make a living while dealing with an overprotective dragon, heroes that want to kill you and fanatics who want to worship you as the new Demon Lord.",... | [
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"content": "[WP]Just because one of your chicken eggs hatched a fire breathing dragon people think you’re evil. But you’re still just a regular farmer trying to make a living while dealing with an overprotective dragon, heroes that want to kill you and fanatics who want to worship you as the new Demon Lord.",... |
2015-05-14T06:19:23 | 2015-05-14T04:56:00 | 55 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP] An excerpt from the most cliché young adult novel\n\nEx. Futuristic dystopian society where vampires roam the streets ",
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"content": "Lilac Sun Icesipid ran through the woods, her long ponytail whipping her back. She had to wear it this way, or it might get in t... | [
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"content": "[WP] An excerpt from the most cliché young adult novel\n\nEx. Futuristic dystopian society where vampires roam the streets ",
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"content": "\"Oh wow, the world is dying.\"\n\n\"No way,\" I said nonchalantly.\n\n\"Yeah, I mean look at the skyscrapers on fire, and the s... |
2018-08-08T15:56:08 | 2018-08-08T14:55:46 | 25 | 17 | [
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"content": "[WP]: There is a special place in Hell for english teachers. Not because they had any more tendency for evil than anyone else, but because there are so many subtle ways to torture them that wouldn't bother anyone else.",
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2019-01-29T04:10:03 | 2019-01-29T04:01:52 | 2,657 | 68 | [
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"content": "[WP] Your whole life you were misdiagnosed as colour blind, when in reality you could see colours no-one else could. You see art differently, the sunset and sunrise differently. A rainbow to you is out of this world. One day you go to visit the Mona Lisa. You see something no-else does...",
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"content": "[WP] Elves are an extremely long-lived of the races, and so have quite the lazy attitude when it comes to learning new skills, often saying things like, \"I'll do it eventually.\" You were different, however. You were committed to fully using all of your thousand or so years of life to their fulle... | [
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2020-07-09T12:40:48 | 2020-07-09T12:26:51 | 686 | 152 | [
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"content": "[WP] You've just arrested a woman and are dragging her away from a bleeding corpse. \"It's not my fault, the voices made me do it!\", she yells. \"Release her\", you hear menacingly from somewhere within yourself, \"or you shall become our new vessel.\"",
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2019-06-08T10:07:50 | 2019-06-08T09:42:55 | 48 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are the world's best public speaker. Your words have swayed world leaders, have ended countless conflicts, and effected nation's policies. Nobody knows that because of your anxiety you have to get blackout drunk before every speech and never remember what you say.",
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"content": "[WP] You are the world's best public speaker. Your words have swayed world leaders, have ended countless conflicts, and effected nation's policies. Nobody knows that because of your anxiety you have to get blackout drunk before every speech and never remember what you say.",
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2015-02-03T13:29:19 | 2015-02-03T13:20:17 | 534 | 202 | [
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"content": "[WP] A soldier on the front dies in the middle of writing a letter home. It is finished and sent by the man who killed him.",
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"content": "Frankie,\n\nI know you're angry. Dad told me that you're failing English of all subjects and that you've been drinking again. I ... | [
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"content": "[WP] A soldier on the front dies in the middle of writing a letter home. It is finished and sent by the man who killed him.",
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"content": "Sammy,\n\nI know that I've been away from home for a long time now, and I'm sorry. My, you must be big now! You were just starti... |
2017-03-16T03:02:12 | 2017-03-16T00:50:02 | 226 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0... | [
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"content": "[WP] A short Horror story. Something to chill the bones in one hundred words or less.",
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"content": "The room is exactly as I recall it, to the most precise detail, but this is not my home. These walls, bookshelf, the leather couch, this is a shroud pulled over somet... | [
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"content": "In 1984, an oil painting was recovered from an abandoned house somewhere in Lousiana. Mahagony frame, weathered and neglected. No signature of the artist. Perhaps it ... |
2019-11-07T09:26:20 | 2019-11-07T09:13:01 | 15 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] When you were a child, a mysterious voice whispered \"follow the woman in the red dress with the gold polka dots\". All your life, you never saw her. Now, lying in the hospital, 98 years old, you see a woman in a red dress and gold polka dots walk past your room.",
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"content": "[WP] Interstellar wars are quick, most species die of shock quite quickly. Getting shot was a death sentence. That was until humans joined the Galaxy...",
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"content": "[WP] Interstellar wars are quick, most species die of shock quite quickly. Getting shot was a death sentence. That was until humans joined the Galaxy...",
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"content": "Humans were so fascinating, yet so fragile. That was what Lamaza thought of them.\n\nGive them a gu... |
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"content": "[WP] “There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”\n\nA Quote from the Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss",
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"content": "[WP] “There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”\n\nA Quote from the Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss",
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"content": "As I walk through the fields of ash and fire I shudder, did I actually... |
2019-01-17T08:03:33 | 2019-01-17T07:09:50 | 47 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP]Sometimes children get born with weird diseases like vampirism or lycantrophy. The effects of these uncurable illnesses only get detectable when the kid is around 8 years old. Many parents then abandon their child. You run an orphanage for these children.",
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"content": "[WP] The programmers of the world wake up to find that they can do magic by writing (and with focused speaking) programs. What are C, C++, Java, Python, Haskell and other major languages like? Which are 'regular magic', 'beginner's magic' and 'dark arts' etc.? What is your day like?\n\nHow does a ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You were born on a colonizing spacecraft on your way to a distant star. You are the middle generation of history; born to late to have seen Earth, and to early to live to see your destination.",
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"content": "[WP] You were born on a colonizing spacecraft on your way to a distant star. You are the middle generation of history; born to late to have seen Earth, and to early to live to see your destination.",
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"content": "There are 17 different types of grains and starches gr... |
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"content": "[WP] To get in Heaven, you have to confront the person who you hurt the most. You were expecting an ex, your parents/relatives, or a friend. You didn't expect to see yourself.",
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"content": "[WP] To get in Heaven, you have to confront the person who you hurt the most. You were expecting an ex, your parents/relatives, or a friend. You didn't expect to see yourself.",
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"content": "Eyes narrowing in confusion, she stares at the person before her. Moments of... |
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"content": "[WP] You're on your death bed, and the personification of your greatest regret has come to say goodbye.",
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"content": "[WP] You're on your death bed, and the personification of your greatest regret has come to say goodbye.",
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"content": "I grew old. How did I grow so old? My life that all would envy has past me by before I knew it. My wife. My loving, caring, wonderful wife. She stay... |
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"content": "[WP] You are the host of a popular children's show. You are live on air when you, and the rest of the country, have just received news that nuclear weapons have been deployed against your nation and can't be stopped. There are only minutes left.",
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"content": "[WP] While browsing on your parent's computer you recieve an email notification addressed to them. It's from an advanced robotics corporation, informing them that the warranty on [your name] expires in 30 days.",
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"content": "[WP] While browsing on your parent's computer you recieve an email notification addressed to them. It's from an advanced robotics corporation, informing them that the warranty on [your name] expires in 30 days.",
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"content": "\"Let's fire up this bad boy before my id... |
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"content": "[WP] Death comes to you with the offer of a game to evade it. \"What if its a game we both lose?\" \"What?\" \"The Game.\"",
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"content": "\"How devious. You're hired.\"\n\n \n\n\"What?\"\n\n \n\n\"Did you not hear me mortal? By principle, since you ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Death comes to you with the offer of a game to evade it. \"What if its a game we both lose?\" \"What?\" \"The Game.\"",
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"content": "Ol' D sat in silence as he comprehended my shenaniganous machinations. Bested 'fore the game had begun. I took another long breat... |
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"content": "[WP] You’re a hero with an archenemy. One day, afternoon defeating them, you jokingly asked: “What could I do to stop you once and for all?” To your surprise, they responded: “Help me open a coffee shop “",
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"content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence is 20 words, the second is 19, and so on until the story ends with one word.",
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"content": "\"Well I must say, when all is said and done, it was a good run while it lasted, wasn't it?\"\n\n\"I am impressed. To make s... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence is 20 words, the second is 19, and so on until the story ends with one word.",
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"content": "I’ve been asked to write a short story which permits me to use exactly twenty words in the first sentence.\n\nAfter that one,... |
2016-03-07T17:04:48 | 2016-03-07T11:15:31 | 469 | 114 | [
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"content": "[WP] When you die, you don't go to the afterlife of you're religion, you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely, knowingly or not.",
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"content": "\"So...*uh*...nice throne?\"\n\n***THANK YOU IT IS MADE OF SKULLS HONORED TO BE BUILT... | [
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"content": "[WP] When you die, you don't go to the afterlife of you're religion, you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely, knowingly or not.",
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"content": "\"And this is...?\"\n\nThe man behind the desk laughed at him and turned away.\n\n\"N... |
2020-04-13T03:37:40 | 2020-04-13T03:00:55 | 147 | 87 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"For my first wish...\" is all you're able to get out before you're cut off \"nuh-uh, bro. That's not how this works. I'm your motivational life coath genie. I don't just grant you wishes. I help motivate you to achieve what you want through hard work and dedication. YOU READY TO GO, BRO?\""... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"For my first wish...\" is all you're able to get out before you're cut off \"nuh-uh, bro. That's not how this works. I'm your motivational life coath genie. I don't just grant you wishes. I help motivate you to achieve what you want through hard work and dedication. YOU READY TO GO, BRO?\""... |
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"content": "[WP] Everyone knows you're the most powerful member of the league, so why are you an F-tier hero? Because F-tier is cleanup. The others protect the world from threats. You protect it from the other heroes.",
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"content": "[WP] Everyone knows you're the most powerful member of the league, so why are you an F-tier hero? Because F-tier is cleanup. The others protect the world from threats. You protect it from the other heroes.",
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"content": "What makes you a hero?\n\nI'm not quiet sure.\... |
2014-09-28T07:20:27 | 2014-09-28T04:20:39 | 463 | 32 | [
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"content": "[WP] When everyone turns 18, they receive a pet which is figurative of their personality. You're the first person to receive a dragon...",
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"content": "He was the only one of four brothers to reach eighteen. The other three had bravery in spades but each lacked a lit... | [
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"content": "[WP] When everyone turns 18, they receive a pet which is figurative of their personality. You're the first person to receive a dragon...",
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"content": "Ian was buried under a thick layer of sheets when he felt something moist run the length of his back. It entered hi... |
2016-07-28T14:09:23 | 2016-07-28T09:32:21 | 49 | 22 | [
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"content": "[WP] Liars' pants really do catch on fire. You're moderating the first presidential debate.",
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"content": "[WP] Liars' pants really do catch on fire. You're moderating the first presidential debate.",
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"content": "And Mr. Trump it's now your turn, the question is, \"How will you help America\".\n\nTrump- \"Well I can tell you this, America loves me, I mean they love me bu... |
2017-01-30T12:19:57 | 2017-01-30T10:16:58 | 28 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] The English Teacher's worst nightmare: a story or poem that is completely literal, with absolutely no double meanings\n\nEDIT: Holy cow, this got way bigger than I thought it would, thanks so much for an awesome first prompt ever!\n\nEDIT 2: Did this actually make it to the front page of redd... | [
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"content": "[WP] The English Teacher's worst nightmare: a story or poem that is completely literal, with absolutely no double meanings\n\nEDIT: Holy cow, this got way bigger than I thought it would, thanks so much for an awesome first prompt ever!\n\nEDIT 2: Did this actually make it to the front page of redd... |
2019-09-14T11:18:09 | 2019-09-14T11:01:10 | 232 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] Diagnosed with schizophrenia. Since birth, 24/7 you’ve heard the voice and thoughts of a girl that you’ve been told is made up in your head. You’re 37 and hear the voice say “turn around, did I find you?” and you turn to see a real girl who’s heard every thought you’ve ever had and vice versa... | [
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"content": "[WP] Diagnosed with schizophrenia. Since birth, 24/7 you’ve heard the voice and thoughts of a girl that you’ve been told is made up in your head. You’re 37 and hear the voice say “turn around, did I find you?” and you turn to see a real girl who’s heard every thought you’ve ever had and vice versa... |
2018-04-30T12:07:17 | 2018-04-30T10:19:31 | 377 | 143 | [
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"content": "[WP] Wandering the streets, jobless, homeless, you happen across a silver ring with an inscription: \"Help for the Needy.\" Idly you slip it on. Suddenly a voice resonates deep within your bones: \"44 YARDS NORTH A CHILD LIES FACE DOWN IN THEIR POOL, UNATTENDED. DEATH IN 172 SECONDS. TIME TO RUN.\... | [
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"content": "[WP] Wandering the streets, jobless, homeless, you happen across a silver ring with an inscription: \"Help for the Needy.\" Idly you slip it on. Suddenly a voice resonates deep within your bones: \"44 YARDS NORTH A CHILD LIES FACE DOWN IN THEIR POOL, UNATTENDED. DEATH IN 172 SECONDS. TIME TO RUN.\... |
2019-04-11T21:16:01 | 2019-04-11T20:37:43 | 34 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] When you and your twin sister were born your parents couldn't help but cry with your colorful and specifically shaped hair it was clear you would suffer from MCS, Main Character Syndrom, and would have to spend your life avoiding beginings of cliche adventures.",
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"content": "[WP] When you and your twin sister were born your parents couldn't help but cry with your colorful and specifically shaped hair it was clear you would suffer from MCS, Main Character Syndrom, and would have to spend your life avoiding beginings of cliche adventures.",
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2019-03-31T18:57:32 | 2019-03-31T18:57:04 | 91 | 41 | [
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"content": "[WP] In another universe, Bob Ross is a renowned chef who travels the globe giving good advice to troubled restaurants, and Gordon Ramsay is a famous painter with the angriest art show on TV.",
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"content": "Gordon's palate had a lot of colour, but his temper had more... | [
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"content": "[WP] In another universe, Bob Ross is a renowned chef who travels the globe giving good advice to troubled restaurants, and Gordon Ramsay is a famous painter with the angriest art show on TV.",
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"content": "\\*Gordon Ramsay facing 4 aspiring painters who are standing... |
2014-08-09T21:04:37 | 2014-08-09T20:53:32 | 86 | 46 | [
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"content": "[WP] In the style of Dr. Seuss explain a major event in human history.",
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"content": "One jew, two jew\n\nWho jew, you jew?\n\nSign this form to identify who's who\n\nand we'll send you to the learning center for you few\n\nWith evidence for why? Well why? We have no... | [
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"content": "[WP] In the style of Dr. Seuss explain a major event in human history.",
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"content": "One day, two buildings stood tall\n\ntwo buildings stood proud and tall, side by side.\n\ntwo buildings that stood so wonderfully tall, with nowhere to hide\n\nthey stood together w... |
2020-01-16T22:14:05 | 2020-01-16T21:24:28 | 18 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"10 million slaves as tribute\" the alien armada demanded. Less fortunate people were quickly rounded up, offered and taken. The aliens response: \"We can only save that many and it was the fairest way to pick. The Scourge approaches, we are sorry.\" After that they hastily leave.",
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"content": "[WP] \"10 million slaves as tribute\" the alien armada demanded. Less fortunate people were quickly rounded up, offered and taken. The aliens response: \"We can only save that many and it was the fairest way to pick. The Scourge approaches, we are sorry.\" After that they hastily leave.",
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2017-10-22T17:33:50 | 2017-10-22T13:22:40 | 42 | 18 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"My dad was right, I should have married a real man!\" your wife screamed. Unfamiliar with the expression, you mistakenly believe that she and her father must have somehow finally found out that you aren't actually a human",
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"content": "[WP] \"My dad was right, I should have married a real man!\" your wife screamed. Unfamiliar with the expression, you mistakenly believe that she and her father must have somehow finally found out that you aren't actually a human",
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"content": "I stared at her drunken... |
2022-02-22T09:22:02 | 2022-02-22T08:03:01 | 182 | 100 | [
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"content": "[WP] The dragon \"kidnaps\" the princess so they can go on their dates. The knight intentionally take as long as possible to \"rescue\" the princess. To both give them time to enjoy themselves. But also to spend time with his crush. The sorcerer.",
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"content": "[WP] The dragon \"kidnaps\" the princess so they can go on their dates. The knight intentionally take as long as possible to \"rescue\" the princess. To both give them time to enjoy themselves. But also to spend time with his crush. The sorcerer.",
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"content": "Hi, m... |
2017-10-06T10:01:24 | 2017-10-06T06:23:28 | 201 | 135 | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a ferocious demon king. You're surprised one day to find that a young woman has been left at your door. Only to later find out her father, the king, is using you as bait to find a knight worthy of marrying his daughter.",
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"content": "The thick wooden doo... | [
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"content": "[WP] You're a ferocious demon king. You're surprised one day to find that a young woman has been left at your door. Only to later find out her father, the king, is using you as bait to find a knight worthy of marrying his daughter.",
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"content": "**\"I shall not help... |
2022-11-22T09:26:46 | 2022-11-22T08:34:49 | 45 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] There is a place. A place between places. It's an actual place but it isn't here nor there. Lost travelers are the only ones who can find the place. Staying for a night, safe from other places and other things, and nothing more. Except you. You were born in the place.\n\n(edit: super happy fo... | [
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"content": "[WP] There is a place. A place between places. It's an actual place but it isn't here nor there. Lost travelers are the only ones who can find the place. Staying for a night, safe from other places and other things, and nothing more. Except you. You were born in the place.\n\n(edit: super happy fo... |
2015-12-06T09:25:56 | 2015-12-06T08:13:15 | 1,061 | 51 | [
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"content": "[WP] Scientists discovered that vegetables and fruit have a conscience. Vegetarians and Vegans go crazy.",
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"content": "Humanity comes in two distinct flavors: good and bad. While it is believed all these years that having an in-built moral compass is exclusively fou... | [
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"content": "[WP] Scientists discovered that vegetables and fruit have a conscience. Vegetarians and Vegans go crazy.",
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"content": "\"Your eating salad again?\" said the carrot to the vegan\n\n\"Yeah\"\n\n\"What it wasn't enough to kill just one of us? You mix us all in together... |
2016-08-02T18:41:05 | 2016-08-02T18:35:44 | 172 | 124 | [
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"content": "[WP] Drunkenly, you accidentally pour vodka into your pet's water bowl. As a result, your pet breaks the number one rule: do not speak to your owner... Ever.\n\nDid NOT expect this amount of replies. Thanks guys! It'll be an interesting read.",
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"content": "[WP] Drunkenly, you accidentally pour vodka into your pet's water bowl. As a result, your pet breaks the number one rule: do not speak to your owner... Ever.\n\nDid NOT expect this amount of replies. Thanks guys! It'll be an interesting read.",
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"content": "\"Whooo h... |
2016-08-23T16:11:42 | 2016-08-23T16:00:26 | 578 | 179 | [
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"content": "[WP] The Illuminati is actually a gentlemen's club for the super-rich. Often men make high risk and dangerous bets/wagers such as: \"I bet you can't destabilize Ukraine in under a week.\" One day you offer a wager to the most powerful member that's too irresistible to turn down.",
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"content": "[WP] The Illuminati is actually a gentlemen's club for the super-rich. Often men make high risk and dangerous bets/wagers such as: \"I bet you can't destabilize Ukraine in under a week.\" One day you offer a wager to the most powerful member that's too irresistible to turn down.",
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2015-08-15T10:57:08 | 2015-08-15T06:55:04 | 65 | 36 | [
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"content": "[WP] A college student finally lands an internship, only to later realize that they are assisting a god.\n\nCould be God/Satan, could be from other historical pantheons, could be a god of your own creation. Why does this god need an intern in the first place?",
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"content": "[WP] A college student finally lands an internship, only to later realize that they are assisting a god.\n\nCould be God/Satan, could be from other historical pantheons, could be a god of your own creation. Why does this god need an intern in the first place?",
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2017-07-08T00:39:33 | 2017-07-08T00:29:08 | 166 | 32 | [
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"content": "[WP] In a world where pregnancies sometimes last a few extra months resulting in a child with superpowers, your wife has been pregnant for 15 years",
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"content": "The LEDs blinked as a distant thud echoed through the clinic room. It was soft but low; a powerful enoug... | [
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"content": "[WP] In a world where pregnancies sometimes last a few extra months resulting in a child with superpowers, your wife has been pregnant for 15 years",
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"content": "Stone baby, thats what the doctor said. \"The fetus has died and begun to calcify, if we don't perform a... |
2016-05-19T15:48:47 | 2016-05-19T13:10:57 | 29 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy",
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"content": "After having a child my wife and I wanted to go against the stereotype of the stay at home mom. That's right, my job title went from 'District Manage... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a seemingly normal story, except for the last sentence, which makes the entire story creepy",
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"content": "\"Daddy!\" I hear my little girl giggle from upstairs. \"Daddy look what I done!\". She's my world - my beautiful girl of 6. Me and my wife adopted h... |
2022-11-27T00:29:54 | 2022-11-27T00:29:47 | 81 | 43 | [
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"content": "[WP] You discovered the legendary monkey’s paw which can grant you any wish. Out of fatal curiosity, you wished for the rest of the monkey. A finger curled and your wish was granted. You then found yourself face-to-face with Sun Wukong himself: The Monkey King, Destroyer of Heavens.",
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"content": "[WP] You discovered the legendary monkey’s paw which can grant you any wish. Out of fatal curiosity, you wished for the rest of the monkey. A finger curled and your wish was granted. You then found yourself face-to-face with Sun Wukong himself: The Monkey King, Destroyer of Heavens.",
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2015-01-05T22:38:49 | 2015-01-05T21:35:07 | 1,258 | 54 | [
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"content": "[FF] A 10-word-long sentence. Then, a 9-word sentence. An 8-word-long one after. This continues, until the final sentence of 1 word. Try to choose a theme befitting of the structure",
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"content": " Looking in the mirror, I puffed my chest out arrogantly.\n\n I f... | [
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"content": "[FF] A 10-word-long sentence. Then, a 9-word sentence. An 8-word-long one after. This continues, until the final sentence of 1 word. Try to choose a theme befitting of the structure",
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"content": "The very air hung heavy with the weight of anticipation.\n\nThe sun gl... |
2018-11-19T01:52:42 | 2018-11-18T23:47:24 | 466 | 163 | [
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"content": "[WP] Humans are all psychic, in fact all animals on earth are to some degree. Unfortunately, too many defenses have evolved to make the ability useful or even noticable. The alien invaders however, have evolved no such defenses.",
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"content": "[WP] Humans are all psychic, in fact all animals on earth are to some degree. Unfortunately, too many defenses have evolved to make the ability useful or even noticable. The alien invaders however, have evolved no such defenses.",
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"content": "\"Everything we throw a... |
2017-01-14T18:21:32 | 2017-01-14T16:42:22 | 159 | 20 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word",
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"content": "[WP] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word.\n\n[CW] Write a short story where the first sentence has 20 words, 2nd sentence has 19, 3rd has 18 etc. Story ends with a single word",
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2015-01-06T02:05:16 | 2015-01-06T01:50:36 | 45 | 10 | [
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"content": "[FF] A 10-word-long sentence. Then, a 9-word sentence. An 8-word-long one after. This continues, until the final sentence of 1 word. Try to choose a theme befitting of the structure",
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"content": "Cutting your hair at home is not a great idea.\n\nAt least if you do n... | [
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"content": "[FF] A 10-word-long sentence. Then, a 9-word sentence. An 8-word-long one after. This continues, until the final sentence of 1 word. Try to choose a theme befitting of the structure",
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"content": "I did the math and figured it was on point.\n\nIf everything went acco... |
2016-11-03T09:23:39 | 2016-11-03T08:59:00 | 31 | 16 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are notified when you visit somewhere for the last time. Today, the notification appears everywhere you go.\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "I was in line for my daily coffee when I got the first one: a little ping from the device on my wrist with a notification ... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are notified when you visit somewhere for the last time. Today, the notification appears everywhere you go.\n\n[deleted]",
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"content": "This is my first time really ever doing something like this so feedback would be nice, I know there's some plotholes and I... |
2018-06-19T22:48:55 | 2018-06-19T21:23:53 | 70 | 10 | [
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"content": "[WP] It's the year 2100. All humans are raised by machines from birth, and have never met their families. When a person turns 18, they must pick a country to live in. There is one catch: You must pass the tests put forth by that country.",
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"content": "[WP] It's the year 2100. All humans are raised by machines from birth, and have never met their families. When a person turns 18, they must pick a country to live in. There is one catch: You must pass the tests put forth by that country.",
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"content": "As I wake up o... |
2017-05-26T10:01:39 | 2017-05-26T08:45:27 | 70 | 15 | [
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"content": "[WP]Write a gritty and depressing story set in a cutesy and childlike environment, or do the reverse and write a childishly optimistic fairy tale set in a grim dystopia.",
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"content": "A cold wind blew on Ponytown. \n\nThe candybeans were in bloom, but all the color ... | [
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"content": "[WP]Write a gritty and depressing story set in a cutesy and childlike environment, or do the reverse and write a childishly optimistic fairy tale set in a grim dystopia.",
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"content": "GRITTY INTERPRETATION\n\nAll was well in the kingdom before Lord Licorice began pl... |
2014-11-08T08:54:08 | 2014-11-08T08:20:31 | 127 | 41 | [
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"content": "[WP] In the fear of becoming a Main Character, the main character lives his whole life avoiding cliche story lines and interactions\n\nInspiration from /r/manga top post. \nhttp://imgur.com/gallery/J5sbp",
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"content": "“Oh my God,” Frankie said, “they’re in the build... | [
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"content": "[WP] In the fear of becoming a Main Character, the main character lives his whole life avoiding cliche story lines and interactions\n\nInspiration from /r/manga top post. \nhttp://imgur.com/gallery/J5sbp",
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"content": "First prompt. Dunno why I wrote this at 12AM. Oh... |
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"content": "[WP] In an alternative reality, demons are the ones that summon humans instead. Suddenly you started hearing the worst signing ever to your favorite song, and a phone charger started dangling from your celiling as a sacrifice.",
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"content": "[WP] In an alternative reality, demons are the ones that summon humans instead. Suddenly you started hearing the worst signing ever to your favorite song, and a phone charger started dangling from your celiling as a sacrifice.",
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"content": "\"You sick bastard! Out o... |
2019-06-26T05:55:24 | 2019-06-26T04:09:00 | 38 | 23 | [
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"content": "[WP] Over the years your D&D game has managed to continue with most of the original players. However, almost everyone's life circumstances have changed drastically since they began and you now DM for a group of some of the most-powerful people on the planet.",
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"content": "[WP] Over the years your D&D game has managed to continue with most of the original players. However, almost everyone's life circumstances have changed drastically since they began and you now DM for a group of some of the most-powerful people on the planet.",
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"content": "[WP] In 1,000 years, fantasy stories will be set in this era. Write a fantasy story set in the 21st century from the viewpoint of someone living 1,000 years from now.\n\nBased on a post on r/showerthoughts",
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"content": "The world was different then. It was a brutal ... | [
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"content": "[WP] In 1,000 years, fantasy stories will be set in this era. Write a fantasy story set in the 21st century from the viewpoint of someone living 1,000 years from now.\n\nBased on a post on r/showerthoughts",
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"content": "'What empire was the largest in the history of... |
2014-10-17T10:26:00 | 2014-10-17T10:09:34 | 142 | 46 | [
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"content": "[WP] It was only after they invaded that the aliens realized, to their horror, that humans had superior technology in all things, except inter-planetary spaceflight.",
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"content": "\"When we first visited the planet, we saw how silent it was. The inhabitants communic... | [
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"content": "[WP] It was only after they invaded that the aliens realized, to their horror, that humans had superior technology in all things, except inter-planetary spaceflight.",
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"content": "We proceeded with the invasion as planned. Interstellar flight had been achieved eons ... |
2015-06-17T07:21:23 | 2015-06-17T05:28:07 | 514 | 13 | [
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"content": "[WP] The year is 2030 and humans have become enslaved by Artificial Intelligence. The only hope mankind now has lies with the Amish.",
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"content": "They came in swarms. Like mechanical ants to the flesh colored sugar they flocked. It started off with the phones. They... | [
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"content": "[WP] The year is 2030 and humans have become enslaved by Artificial Intelligence. The only hope mankind now has lies with the Amish.",
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"content": "Door to door, I drove my carriage, collecting the gallon jug of urine on each doorstep and replacing it with this morni... |
2017-05-05T07:40:26 | 2017-05-05T06:07:15 | 172 | 21 | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)",
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"content": "\"IÄ! IÄ!\" the masked ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Write a horror story where the protagonist just doesn't give a fuck.\n\nEdit: Damn, this is now my most upvoted post. Thanks for all of your responses, they've been amazing! Good for a laugh or a two on this great Friday :)",
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"content": "The bronze dagger scrap... |
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"content": "[WP] The galaxy was amused when they learned that Humans have Rules of War. They were less amused when they figured out what Humans do in war when there are no rules.",
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"content": "“What do you mean, announce?” Marshall said.\n\nAll five of Jlipo’s mouths were aghas... | [
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"content": "[WP] The galaxy was amused when they learned that Humans have Rules of War. They were less amused when they figured out what Humans do in war when there are no rules.",
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"content": "They laughed.\n\nOnce.\n\nRules of engagement are a weakness against a foe ready to i... |
2015-12-04T11:27:17 | 2015-12-04T09:18:00 | 25 | 11 | [
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"content": "[WP] You live in a world where everyone's soul takes the form of an animal companion to match them. You've finally come of age... and no animal has appeared.",
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"content": "I used to stare at the adults and the older kids. Well, not so much at them, as the animals th... | [
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"content": "[WP] You live in a world where everyone's soul takes the form of an animal companion to match them. You've finally come of age... and no animal has appeared.",
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"content": "We all sat eagerly in front of the fire as it crackled and danced. The moon that usually hung ... |
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"content": "[WP] When the aliens conquered Earth, they exterminated the populace but left you alive for some reason. You’ve spent years in captivity, wondering why they’ve chosen to keep you alive. One day, you are approached by the high commander and the answer is revealed.",
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"content": "[WP] You die, and at the pearly gates it is explained to you that your \"personal heaven\" is the game that you have the most hours in.",
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"content": "Saint Peter rested his finger at the next entry in the Big Book.\n\n\"Next!\"\n\nA man sporting an ear to ear grin s... | [
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"content": "[WP] You die, and at the pearly gates it is explained to you that your \"personal heaven\" is the game that you have the most hours in.",
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"content": "I spent a lot of time playing video games. Hell, it took up the majority of the time in my young adult life. I put o... |
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"content": "[WP] An alien super-intelligence routinely teleports a random creature from every inhabited planet's most dangerous species into a massive battle royale. Humans are known as a weak species with strange but useless textiles and objects. This year, a battle-ready soldier is chosen.",
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"content": "[WP] An alien super-intelligence routinely teleports a random creature from every inhabited planet's most dangerous species into a massive battle royale. Humans are known as a weak species with strange but useless textiles and objects. This year, a battle-ready soldier is chosen.",
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2016-01-18T08:42:21 | 2016-01-18T08:27:32 | 68 | 31 | [
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"content": "[WP] When a person dies, an individual can volunteer to house their soul within their own body until a donor body is found. You are beginning to regret your decision.",
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"content": "*Look at her rack. LOOK AT HER RACK DUDE LOOK AT IT, ARE YOU SEEING IT? DUDE? YOU COU... | [
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"content": "[WP] When a person dies, an individual can volunteer to house their soul within their own body until a donor body is found. You are beginning to regret your decision.",
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"content": "*What are you doing?*\n\nStartled, I rolled over in my bed. \"Huh?\" I asked.\n\n*Wh... |
2016-04-17T08:57:51 | 2016-04-17T08:46:53 | 53 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] Humanity meets an immortal being, who can answer any question, except for \"Does God exist?\". One day, the being is tricked into answering.",
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"content": "The trick to getting the right answers out of people is to ask the right questions.\n\nThe being had come ... | [
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"content": "[WP] Humanity meets an immortal being, who can answer any question, except for \"Does God exist?\". One day, the being is tricked into answering.",
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"content": "\"How did you become immortal?\" \nThe old man rubbed his beard and thought a little. This was a risky su... |
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"content": "[WP] Rewrite a scene in any Star Wars movie from the perspective of a storm trooper.",
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"content": "I got out of Basic Training with my hopes elevated. I passed with flying colors, on every lone aspect in my field. My armor is sparkling white, and I'm feeling good ab... |
2018-02-08T13:49:37 | 2018-02-08T12:36:16 | 171 | 33 | [
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"content": "[WP] An ancient evil has awakened to destroy the world, but is grossly outmatched by modern artillery.",
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"content": "Mogbola they had called it on the evening news. An ancient evil that last showed its unholy face when rickety huts dominated the landscape. In those ... | [
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"content": "[WP] An ancient evil has awakened to destroy the world, but is grossly outmatched by modern artillery.",
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"content": "*\"And in other news, great Cthulhu has awoken.\"*\n\n\"Hey Maaargaret! The tv is saying weird things again!\" said Robert, sitting in the couch, as ... |
2022-02-05T10:32:19 | 2022-02-05T10:19:01 | 465 | 185 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a demon that takes firstborns as payments. When it comes time for payment, you don't do anything evil with the children. Instead, you raise them to be outstanding people. You are responsible for generations of leaders, Doctors, and Heroes.",
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"content": "[WP] You are a demon that takes firstborns as payments. When it comes time for payment, you don't do anything evil with the children. Instead, you raise them to be outstanding people. You are responsible for generations of leaders, Doctors, and Heroes.",
"role": "user"
},
{
"content": ... |
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"content": "[FF] A 10-word-long sentence. Then, a 9-word sentence. An 8-word-long one after. This continues, until the final sentence of 1 word. Try to choose a theme befitting of the structure",
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"content": " Looking in the mirror, I puffed my chest out arrogantly.\n\n I f... | [
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"content": "My eyes fell upon this perfect woman, my hearts unrest.\n\n\nNever hav... |
2022-10-22T22:10:21 | 2022-10-22T19:53:50 | 73 | 51 | [
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"content": "[WP] You run a business where people can hire courageous female warriors to protect them from evil. But most people who come into your shop seem confused. You’re not sure why, the sign on your door is pretty clear: “Heroine Dealer.”",
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"content": "# Soulmage\n\n**The... |
2019-07-31T09:43:04 | 2019-07-31T08:51:54 | 75 | 48 | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a multi-billionaire with a lovely wife, who is trying to kill you to inherit your fortune. You love her so much that you just don't have the heart to tell her you are immortal.",
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"content": "I had thought Mary was the one. I'd hidden my wealth and lived... | [
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"content": "[WP] You are a multi-billionaire with a lovely wife, who is trying to kill you to inherit your fortune. You love her so much that you just don't have the heart to tell her you are immortal.",
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"content": " \n\nShe was the first. I think that is why it hurts so much.... |
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"content": "[WP] There is a girl in school that you lately have a huge crush for. The way she dresses, talks and acts seems to be like your ideal type. One day you steal and hack her phone hoping to find some info you can use to win her over. The phone is full of pictures, videos and recordings of you.",
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... |
2015-10-27T08:07:44 | 2015-10-27T06:10:43 | 150 | 62 | [
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"content": "[WP] Convicted criminals can choose to shorten their sentence. The only catch is the more it is shortened, the worse the conditions are where they are held. Describe a one night stay.\n\nThanks guys, I'm reading all of them. Keep it coming!",
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"role": "user"
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"content": "He looked a... |
2014-08-04T08:23:09 | 2014-08-04T05:25:37 | 52 | 37 | [
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"content": "[WP] Without revealing which one it is, re-tell a classic Disney fairytale as if its genre was horror.",
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"content": "I never thought I'd post something to [/r/nosleep](http://reddit.com/r/nosleep), but here I am, after days or maybe weeks of just that -- I haven't s... | [
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"content": "[WP] Without revealing which one it is, re-tell a classic Disney fairytale as if its genre was horror.",
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"content": "I was destined to be great. I was blessed with the gift of royalty.\n\nNot only was this taken from me but so was my life, taken by someone close to ... |
2017-03-16T03:19:48 | 2017-03-16T00:57:55 | 129 | 63 | [
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"content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0... | [
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"content": "[WP] On everyone's 18th birthday at noon, one word appears in their skin, depicting their career or purpose in life. On your birthday you're staring at a clock showing 11:59am, family and friends gathered around for your reveal.\n\nPath 1: Noon strikes, and you stare at your forearm intently. 12:0... |
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"content": "[WP] A harmless Eldritch god roams Earth to see it’s natural wonders. While traveling, he see humanity screaming and running away from him. Curious as to why, he plucks one from a crowd and brings it up to head level. “Why do you fear me?” He says.",
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"content": "[WP] A harmless Eldritch god roams Earth to see it’s natural wonders. While traveling, he see humanity screaming and running away from him. Curious as to why, he plucks one from a crowd and brings it up to head level. “Why do you fear me?” He says.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "The... |
2019-04-05T16:05:49 | 2019-04-05T15:12:44 | 79 | 55 | [
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"content": "[WP] Most young mages use incredibly complex spells and extremely rare ingredients to summon their familiar. You just drew a circle and threw a bag of chips in it.",
"role": "user"
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"content": "The bag crinkled as gravity smashed it into the cold stone floor of the examination hall... | [
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"content": "[WP] Most young mages use incredibly complex spells and extremely rare ingredients to summon their familiar. You just drew a circle and threw a bag of chips in it.",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "I'd grown up in a family of rather powerful mages, but we were outcasts because of our u... |
2016-06-19T19:27:01 | 2016-06-19T12:36:00 | 35 | 19 | [
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"content": "[WP] \"If you plan on going somewhere dangerous, bring a human\"",
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"content": "Ugh, this line again. Thraxtorz thought to himself. \"Humans are expensive and not particularly good at anything!\" He protested. The Contract Maker glowed in response. Thraxtorz Chat^tm ... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"If you plan on going somewhere dangerous, bring a human\"",
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},
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"content": "######[](#dropcap) \n\nFaith Alathir laughed, and motioned to the figure standing in the corner.\n\n\"That's why I have him.\"\n\nHilary Flint glanced up from his knife sharpening, whetst... |
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"content": "[WP] \"Another 'hero'? *sigh* For the thousandth time, I am a DARK goddess, NOT an evil one.\"",
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},
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"content": "Elena rubbed the bridge of her nose, the heroes sheer stupidity always irked her. “First,” she started, raising a finger towards the ‘hero’ and his oversized... | [
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"content": "[WP] \"Another 'hero'? *sigh* For the thousandth time, I am a DARK goddess, NOT an evil one.\"",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "Shinobu was at a loss, letting out an echoing sigh as she heard the clops of stallion hooves against hard dirt, turning and looking right as a trio of knight... |
2022-11-17T07:41:47 | 2022-11-17T07:26:44 | 772 | 14 | [
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"content": "[WP] 100 25 year olds have been chosen. each must choose a super power that cannot be repeated and cannot exceed the power of god. The goal is to see who can conquer the world. You have the number 100. The best powers have already been chosen. Then it's your turn and you choose.....",
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"content": "[WP] 100 25 year olds have been chosen. each must choose a super power that cannot be repeated and cannot exceed the power of god. The goal is to see who can conquer the world. You have the number 100. The best powers have already been chosen. Then it's your turn and you choose.....",
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"content": "[WP] You recently discovered your parents sold your soul to the devil. He came to collect your soul and you are now starting your first day as his personal assistant",
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},
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"content": "The first day was torture. Litterally. Rack, chains and a hot poker. \n\nThe second d... | [
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"content": "[WP] You recently discovered your parents sold your soul to the devil. He came to collect your soul and you are now starting your first day as his personal assistant",
"role": "user"
},
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"content": "It's odd. I'm simultaneously angry at and amazed with my parents's decision. I should'... |
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"content": "[WP] The first contact war was the bloodier than all wars humanity had fought before combined. Tell me about the war by describing some people who earned a medal of honor in it. [NSFW]\n\nNSFW just for safety, but SFW heroics are fine too.\n\nEdit: I did not mean the mass effect contact war, but y... | [
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