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Natural ball lightning recorded by scientists for first time ever (video)
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Investment i still wonder if my parents knew humans are not much good of an investment
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In the men's room, i hate pooping next to others... funny because i enjoy being amongst my peers.
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Soccer racism highlights europe's struggle with transition and entrenched racism
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I have another terrible idea for a movie! - tyler perry, every morning.
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State dept. warned that trump's anti-muslim tweets could endanger embassies: report
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So many women, so little time to disappoint them all.
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Photographer sees waves the way you've never seen them
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Sacha baron cohen stops by 'snl' as 'the dictator,' tortures martin scorsese (video)
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Should parents whine less? or should everyone else at work whine more?
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Hey, do you like duck hunt? what are you, a lesbian duck?
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Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn't hear you the first 100 times.
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Hundreds of americans wash up illegally in canada after river party
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It's nice that lions don't mind looking like 80's rock stars.
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You're fat don't sugar coat it, you'd eat that too
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Bras showing isn't always a bad thing, audrey tautou proves (photos)
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How do you know the devil is white? because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.
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Martin o'malley wins the debate over the democratic debates
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How to know if you're in the fifty shades of grey stage of your life
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What's the top job requirement for deep sea diver position? ability to work under pressure.
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Weekend diy ideas: 7 outdoor games to play in the backyard this summer (photos)
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I couldn't figure out why my car exhaust was so quiet... it left me baffled!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? rotten eggs
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I'll bring a knife to a knife fight because i have common sense. idiots.
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There's finally a legitimate alternative to payday lending
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The humbling of mitt romney, by donald j. trump
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Jimmy kimmel breaks down michael flynn news with perfect 'star wars' analogy
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13 tweets that prove depression is the actual worst
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What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? eskimo pi.
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How football taught these 12-year-olds what it means to be a girl
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A man is incomplete until he is married. after that he's finished.
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Lebron james rides the new york subway and ticks off a passenger
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Is living with a narcissistic parent damaging to your kids?
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De-stress mind and body with this simple summer detox
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Is insider trading part of the fabric on wall street?
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If lindsay lohan can call herself an artist, i can call myself a german shepherd
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Lost 'mockingjay' scene shows what happened to peeta
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Big shoutout to the lazy, seven year old idiot who named red delicious apples.
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What does a robot do after sex? nuts and bolts
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I got head from a blind woman she didn't see it coming!
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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? a wide receiver.
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My winter as a hospital intern: how non-medical professionals will change healthcare
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What happens when you mix roofies and viagra? ring toss.
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Under pressure, house republicans inch forward on opioid epidemic
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Poor tradesman... ...blame his fools. i mean tools. fuckin keyboard
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These dinosaur corn cob holders have won our hearts (photo)
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Kylie jenner calls photographer a b*tch in snapchat video
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The original e*trade baby, jaden mills, died in an electrical fire 2 years ago.
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Her: so what do you do? him: i'm a pickup artist. her: pig!
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It's better to be a worldwide alcoholic, than an alcoholic anonymous.
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Shepard smith suggests trump play with toy tanks, not hold military parade
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Secret text in senate bill would give fbi warrantless access to email records
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A message to women who can vote today, from girls who can't
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Nfl referee lockout: with agreement reached, other lockouts grind on
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Never understood the point of black friday could have sworn we already gave them a whole month
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North korea says submarine ballistic missile test 'great success'
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What is a mexican's most favourite sport? cross-country
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Here comes the plane *makes plane noises* *spoon just disappears*
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Cake baking mistakes everyone needs to stop making
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What do you call two chinese government massacres? tienanmen squared
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Why a bipartisan health care bill might make sense -- for republicans
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Nra says hansel and gretel should have had guns
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'snl' sketch for liberal wonderland 'the bubble' is ... necessarily honest
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Rufus warren, mississippi state football player, says 'being gay is not a man'
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Why can egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong? they're always in de nile.
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Gabby giffords asks, 'is it safe to send our kids to school?'
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Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...the dive-in
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At school the other kids used to push me around and call me lazy i loved that wheelchair.
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Your mom's so poor she has to name her town in animal crossing value village.
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Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? joke joke jooooooooke.
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Your tumor having the worst week in washington
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The debate we have, the debate we need
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Waiter your tie is in my soup! that's all right sir it's not shrinkable.
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Florida man accused of calling 911 to gripe about small clams
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What do you call a pair of identical twins who are stewardesses? hostess twinkies
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Ryder cup 2012: ian poulter leads late rally; europe withstands tiger woods' pressure play
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How do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
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What's it called when the queen farts? helium neon argon krypton xenon radon
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I just passed my drug test my dealer has some serious explaining to do
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Confucius say man who run in front of car... ...get tired.
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Naomi watts golden globes dress 2013: see her gorgeous look! (photos)
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Facebook: a place for liars and braggers to unite.
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Soothe yourself in 'this long haul we call life' with amy sedaris' morning routine
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What does sifu stand for in kung fu panda? does it mean sorry i fucked up?
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8 expert-backed ways to make your house guests feel welcome
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Confucius say: nazi soldier who popular with ladies may be hungaryan.
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Official bin laden joke thread! osama's funeral is gonna' be the bomb!
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Sorry i asked for a rim job... ... it was only tongue in cheek.
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A parent's field guide to the little monsters of summer break
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Why are graveyards so noisy? because of all of the coffin.
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Refugees do the jobs no one wants to do. like being a suicide bomber.
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Kitchen ninja: a hack for slicing cherry tomatoes
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Texas gop representative apologizes for explicit social media photo
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10 ways to hide the fact that you're a secret slob, before holiday guests arrive
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Bill maher blasts republicans over pink slime (video)
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Gareth edwards, 'godzilla' director, on bringing the classic monster back to screens
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We see you! watch this super cute toddler play peekaboo by herself
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From the other side; an honest review from employees
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Internet search could give first glimpse of potential drug side effects, study finds
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6 of the wildest parties around the world
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