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Aldon smith stabbed report: 49ers say star linebacker recovering from 'minor' injuries
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Why the obsession with getting by on less sleep needs to end
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What did the deaf person get after having sex with a hooker? hearing aids.
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Ferguson’s 'debtors prison’ racket has been reined in. now its police force may be falling apart.
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Defiant rousseff says brazil's democracy on trial with her
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2016 candidates slam common core, but education standards take root
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What does frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? daddy.
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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles? water...
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'mortdecai' is one of johnny depp's worst flops ever
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My wife thinks i'm cheating on her. because none of our kids look like her.
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Cyprus: i'm obsessed and you would be too! (photos)
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It's better to have loved and lost than to notice a typo after you've already hit send.
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'avengers 2' is dominating the foreign box office
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I like my women how i like my whiskey....... age 12 and all mixed up in coke.
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We've been trying to make cities walkable for years. 'pokemon go' did it overnight.
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No, donald trump can't 'pivot' away from racism
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Making good jokes about the clitoris is difficult: it's really sensitive.
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Who always wins at musical chairs? rosa parks
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Resistance groups try to turn their numbers into fundraising power
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I don't believe in most conspiracies....but 7-11 is an inside job.
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Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along? they didn't have ships in common.
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Stakes are high for clinton, gop as benghazi takes center stage
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Yes, i remember you saying - translation: please stop saying that
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Why did marie antoinette travel the world? where else would she beheaded?
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Cancer patients are finding anxiety relief in psychedelic mushrooms
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Nsfw my girlfriend was arrested for riding her bike today. she was charged with peddling pussy.
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Interrupting cow's cousin moo. knock knock. who's there? time traveling cow.
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I consider myself a dog person i love ass in my face
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Pc does anybody knows how to clean a laptop without opening it
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I have a knack for philosophical puns... i guess you could say i have really found my nietzsche.
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What did the stop light say to the car? don't look i am changing
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What did the pacific ocean say to the atlantic ocean? nothing, they just waved.
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Scientists who clearly love 'star wars' name beetle after chewbacca
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Patton oswalt marries meredith salenger in hollywood ceremony
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A dilemma for stock market investors: sell or sweat
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The new 'walking dead' trailer is all about survival
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Nice on the snare: my stroll with ralph nader
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I'm too tired to slap you. bash your face up against my palm.
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Aclu and lgbt groups call on obama to grant clemency to chelsea manning
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Philadelphia transit strike to end as septa, union reach deal: reports
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Whats the difference between santa and tiger woods? santa stops at 3 ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
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How are bears related to cooking? the pan... duh
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So a guy wants to live on a danish island... he finds that the island is empty.
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Topher grace really hated preparing to play david duke in spike lee's 'blackkklansman'
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Campus debit cards: good for you or your university?
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I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it.
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Bernie sanders says he's willing to campaign for montana populist rob quist
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What do you call an ugly dinosaur? an isaurus rex
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Star wars fans: you'll love this cute family photo shoot
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All growz up with melinda hill: laura kightlinger
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I don't always feel like i won the genetic lottery, but when i do... i'm at wal-mart.
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Amazing photos of new year's celebrations around the world
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If rihanna and chris brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits
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How iran dominates the middle east? soft power
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I would never feed you to the wolves. you're too toxic and i like dogs.
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Driving to work packs on more pounds -- even if you exercise
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How did the blind man know santa was in his house? he felt his presents.
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The ultimate roundup for hundreds of black friday deals
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Technology gives us the power to rewrite nature
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Eu officials urge u.s. to do more to help solve europe's refugee crisis
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How long is a chinese man seriously, he is.
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Laura ingraham announces week off air as advertisers flee
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I'm celebrating 200 years of the buffalo. it's the bison-tennial!
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What is a chinese person's favorite wound? bruise lee. i'll see myself out.
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Real photos of taco bell's new breakfast items are ... different than the ads
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What christmas carol do they sing in north korea? we three kims
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How should the media refer to donald trump when he defames the central park five?
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Bernie sanders is raising money hand over fist -- and spending it the same way
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Police and prison guard groups fight marijuana legalization in california
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6 couches for small apartments that will actually fit in your space (photos)
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Miley cyrus (basically) admits that a vogue cover was in the works
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A chicken coop has two doors, what would it be called if it had four? a chicken sedan
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Episode 90: show me that smile again (audio)
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Smoker allegedly douses driver with gas in argument over lit cigarette
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Fire engines are painted red for camouflage, so they can sneak up on fires without being noticed
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Pro-trump congressman: 'sometimes a lady needs to be told when she's being nasty'
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15 cartoons that perfectly capture the reality of feeding kids
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How does a mexican know when he's hungry? his ass stops burning.
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28 stars you might not know are bisexual
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What is the difference between a diameter and a radius? a radius
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Is anyone else disappointed about the new ceo of reddit? such a re-post.
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I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in roman numerals... fcuking livid
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Me: do you like bad boys? her: no me: are you sure? her: okay yes
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I can either be on time or wearing pants. pick one.
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I like my women like i like my golf scores, in the 80's with a slight handicap.
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This pakistani activist is taking his fight against extremism worldwide
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Hollywood cafe lets you have coffee with ryan gosling every day
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Trying to breathe: as california toasts environmental win, pollution still plagues
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Q: what happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug? a: it loses its cool.
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Nsfw what's the problem... ...with licking a bald pussy? trying to put the nappy back on.
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Sarah wiley, 66-year-old-model: there is a 'whole gang of us' older models out there
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Zombie apocalypses suck. everything comes back to bite you!
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*watches a movie with you* *loudly beeps during all the good parts*
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Chemistry joke! why can't acids argue well? all their statements are baseless.
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What's the difference between tiger woods and princess diana? tiger woods had a better driver!
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Breaking - trump emailed hillary clinton his tax returns she just accidentally deleted them.
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Right whales could face extinction after deadly year, researchers say
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How do all racist jokes start? *looks over left shoulder* *looks over right shoulder*
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Solar flare erupts from giant sunspot, marks the summer's strongest flare yet
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Brains are awesome... i wish everyone had one.
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