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Watch anna kendrick lip sync to jennifer lopez (with jennifer lopez) | false |
How loving myself helps me to love others | false |
What's a vice presidents favorite type of math function? an al gore-ithm | true |
Trump's 'scorched earth' policy will likely leave us in tatters for years to come | false |
What do 7 out of 8 people enjoy? gang rape. | true |
Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes? because they find me more appealing. | true |
What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? the bogeyman. | true |
Rex tillerson calls reports of his ouster 'laughable' | false |
What happened when we dressed a conservative banker in the top fall 2012 fashion trends (photos) | false |
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them. | true |
Lapd names two officers involved in killing of mentally ill man | false |
Twitter users slam tech bros' 'bodega' box that intends to replace real ones | false |
What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? rawr! | true |
Haha yeah totally - me to cab drivers | true |
When you get sloppy seconds and get her pregnant. you get a sloppy joe. | true |
German teen made up story about being raped by refugee | false |
I slept like a log, which means my underside was moist and bugs kept crawling up my crack. | true |
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? one? or two? | true |
No, women voters don't want to be 'seduced' | false |
Facing the coach that gave my rapists a one-game suspension | false |
U.s. reaches trump's desired refugee cap as revised travel ban goes into effect | false |
4 children flee from car driven by allegedly drunk mom | false |
There are 3 types of people in the world those who can count and can't count | true |
Donald trump visits capitol hill in advance of lame-duck spending fight | false |
This couple's beyoncé flash mob proposal will give you life goals | false |
Waiting forever to vote? this website wants to hand you free pizza. | false |
I like taking pictures with my friends but my mom says she didn't raise a thief | true |
Why did tim tebow's mom protest against the russian soup truck? it contained a borscht ton. | true |
Woman says alabama senate nominee roy moore sexually assaulted her when she was 14 | false |
My hamster died as he lived... in the microwave. | true |
Think his heart will hold out? lol attendent: excuse me, sir? depart out, what time do we leave? | true |
I know my limits: if i fell down it means enough. | true |
Ransomware attack locks democratic state senators out of their computers | false |
Have you heard the new yoga joke? it's kind of a stretch... | true |
What do you call a latina with varicose veins? vein-a-swellin'. | true |
It's time to fulfill the promise to end violence against women | false |
12 surprising things you didn't know about paint | false |
Huffpollster: why reaching latinos is a challenge for pollsters | false |
I fell off a 40 foot ladder luckily it was the first step | true |
What do you do if you come across a tiger? wipe it off and apologise. | true |
What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear? the silence of the lambs | true |
Buffalo bills hire first full-time woman coach in nfl history | false |
Old chinese proverb says man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to bangkok | true |
My jewish family banned beans, ever since my grandfather died of uncontrollable gas. | true |
Why do jews make good philosophers? they think that everything israel. | true |
Sotu: obama now sounds like a candidate for high school class president | false |
Urgent warning: time to hit the reset button on u.s.-korean policy | false |
A son falls and lifts mothers up: for sybrina, a mother's day salute to trayvon's mom | false |
Trump took a dump. he pumped. he jumped. thump thump. whump! | true |
Pennsylvania woman shocked by $284 billion electric bill | false |
I injured my back in egypt... and had to see a cairo-practor | true |
Amnesty international calls for investigation of ferguson police tactics | false |
Are you today's date? because you're only 1/10. | true |
Miss america ceo and board chair resign under pressure amid scandal | false |
Senate gets around to filling court vacancy after 1,069 days | false |
Oh, i'll just have a water *winks at camera* | true |
When summer comes and california starts burning, try to act surprised. | true |
Sometimes when i feel stupid, i look at the comments on the walmart facebook page and feel better. | true |
That one time you lifted the one thing is probably not what's causing your back pain | false |
Find your ultra-self according to fitness guru rich roll | false |
Why is eastern europe filled with strippers? because they like poles. | true |
My friend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo. i had to put my foot down. | true |
What do you call an asian getting mugged? black and yellow | true |
What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy? a 500 bill. | true |
Even rihanna couldn't handle this fan's version of 'fourfiveseconds' | false |
This gop senator still can't bring himself to endorse donald trump | false |
Runway to bridesway: translating runway looks to your wedding dress | false |
Eating disorder experts on lessons learned by smash star katharine mcphee | false |
The 'trump effect': positive attitudes toward arabs and muslims are up; so is hate | false |
What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery? force of habit. | true |
How is the 85 year old contractor that survived lung cancer doing? asbestos he can. i'm so sorry. | true |
Trump's failures place focus back on the bigger problem: congress | false |
My grandfather had the heart of a lion and... a lifetime ban from the new york city zoo. | true |
In the winter you just need to find a corner... because its 90^o degrees there... | true |
Shooting in central maine leaves 4 dead, including the gunman | false |
Half house: toronto house illustrates unusual solution to dividing the assets (photo) | false |
My friend told me a joke about a tv controller. it wasn't remotely funny. | true |
What is the hardest part in coming out of the closet? telling your parents you are gay. | true |
Why was six afraid of seven? seven is a registered six offender. | true |
Well, you know what they say about nice guys... ..they always let girls come first. | true |
Manny pacquiao continues to spew homophobic trash after nike cuts ties | false |
Snl's cathy anne tells the south what they can really be proud of | false |
Two guys walk into a bar... the next one ducks. | true |
What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is? a widow | true |
Donald trump attacks sally yates ahead of her senate testimony on russia | false |
The first h&m x balmain campaign images are finally here | false |
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went... ...then it dawned on me. | true |
Paradox corporation just opened. they're doing everything they can to go out of business. | true |
Jack daniel's taste taster, lynne tolley, has a whiskey lover's dream job | false |
Nelson mandela's clothing line '46664' debuts in the u.s. (photos) | false |
Lpt: how to get out of murder/manslaughter charges. become a police officer. | true |
Duterte: western threats of icc indictment are 'bullshit' | false |
I found out today that french fries were weren't created in france. they were created in greece. | true |
A windmill asked me for an autograph... i said you must be a big fan | true |
How do you make a hormone? refuse to pay her | true |
What is that job ad trying to tell you? | false |
Best-dressed list: demi lovato, anne hathaway and more leather-lovin' gals this week (photos) | false |
Epic doug the pug music video compilation is giving us lyfe | false |
These backseat taxi photos are an incredible fashion time capsule | false |
Kate middleton and prince william's cute graduation style (photo) | false |
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