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Zithromax: fda cautions against azithromycin for people with heart problems
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What is the least pleasant state to live in? missouri.
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Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
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What was hitler's favorite kind of juice? concentrated.
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They say you are what you eat... but i don't remember eating a legend!
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What was the best use of the phrase that's what she said you've ever heard in person?
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As of last night my mom has more aerosmith tattoos than my sister again. for now anyway.
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Bulldogs being bulldogs compilation is exactly what you want it to be
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16 reasons chocolate is obviously superior to vanilla (gifs)
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Andy cohen dubs amandla stenberg and kylie jenner feud 'jackhole of the day' on 'wwhl'
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Pet tortoise crosses the road, spends whopping half-mile on the lam
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Where did the belly button go to school? the navel academy
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Anyone heard what beethoven is up to these days? decomposing!
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You can lead a horticulture ...but you can't make her think
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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend? with a broom and a dustpan.
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Intruder scare in sean hannity's home leads to arrest
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Teacher: name four members of the cat family pupil: daddy cat mummy cat and two kittens !
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What do a redhead and a freezer have in common? they've both got ice on the inside.
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What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks? a conductor.
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I missed your birthday because i didn't log onto facebook that day. #letsbereal
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You can finally listen to selena gomez's collaboration with kygo
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What's the best part about being an orphan? all your chips and candy bars are family sized.
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The facebook/cambridge analytica scandal, according to my mom
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What is 12 inches and hangs in front of an asshole? a republican's neck tie.
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Wedding dress trends: top designers reveal their favorite looks for fall
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What's the difference between jelly and jam? you ever try to jelly it in her ass?
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Donald trump hotel tied to criminal investigation in brazil
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'2016: obama's america,' anti-obama documentary burns up box office (updated)
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*opens dating site account* prepare to be dated you pieces of shit
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Castaways rescued after writing out enormous 'sos' in the sand
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Why can't you trust an atom? because they make up everything...
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What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology? relative dating
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What do you call a slutty duck that does drugs? a quack whore.
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Law clerks say federal judiciary isn't equipped to handle sexual harassment
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You can't understand what's really going on in yemen without busting these myths
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So, what if mohammed does a self portrait?
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If i were obama, i'd totally lead with my fellow americans, the situation looks popeless. #sotu
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Orange is the new... most used word on /r/jokes
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I'm not an alcoholic... my liver is evil and it must be destroyed.
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What fruit fits best in your palm? a palm-agranate!
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Taking the plunge: a scuba adventure in belize (photos)
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If i had a dollar for every gender.... i'd have two dollars.
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I hate my dodgy household appliances... my hairdryer sucks and my vaccum blows.
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How do you contact a cross dresser? shemail
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How do you steal a coat? you jacket.
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What parents of straight kids will never understand about orlando
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Watch santa get hilariously grilled by two jewish women on christmas eve
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Lest we forget, america suffered its deadliest mass shooting this year
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Moms: why you should think twice about what you post on social media
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What's the most popular song at the new freddie mercury night club? dancing queen.
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Kanye's beautiful new song makes kim cry every time she hears it
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I was a trampoline salesman off and on.
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What idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles
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What do the u.s.s. enterprise and toilet paper have in common? they both wipe out klingons.
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Why is england so special? only they can pull out of europe twice in a week.
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The tanners are back in first photos from netflix's 'fuller house'
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I bet if aquaman and jesus had a fight, jesus would walk all over him.
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I tried to kill myself once with aspirin, but after the first two i felt better.
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10 surprising ways to add color to your home
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Bacon-scented underwear exists, and it's lewder than you'd imagine
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President obama has created a dangerous precedent in cuba
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My doctor says i can't have french bread anymore. what a pain.
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Glenn beck says classroom cop video 'absolute ticket to anarchy’
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What did the wall say the the other wall meet you at the corner
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The movie 'up' is utter bullshit. i tied 57,000 balloons to my house & my wife didn't die.
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Opec's massive $1 trillion haul in 2012 while sowing jihad
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Why did the woman fall into the well? she couldn't see that well.
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I find gardeners to be very nice people they're really down to earth.
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Did you hear about the guy born with 5 dicks? his pants fit like a glove.
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Cape town, south africa:travel tips from a local
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You know what's really great about being a narcissist? me.
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People raise over $55k for woman fired for giving trump the finger
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Royal wedding vs. kim kardashian's wedding: by the numbers (photos)
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Do you know what a canadian's favourite gun is? eh-k-47
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Know why i make my pot brownies with chocolate laxatives? for shits and giggles.
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Fight or flight? for young people in venezuela, that is the question
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Make sure you always tip the people who make your pizza... they knead the dough.
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Howard dean endorses pete buttigieg for dnc chairman
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Television academy sues to block sale of whitney houston's emmy
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What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you drink out of that little thing?
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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel? because they are both surrounded by nuts.
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There's a ghost in the house! call dr.boo!
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Vintage shopping at shareen's in los angeles: from the stylelist network's 'karla's closet'
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*scoffs* when are we ever going to use this in real life
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I wasn't born yesterday - lying newborn baby
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White liberals celebrating tomi lahren’s daily show interview are missing the point
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.@webmd should blood basically be cascading out of my nose when i look at the sun ?
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Hillary clinton postpones charlotte visit after mayor's request
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Hartford seminary's interfaith dialogue program swaps stereotypes for understanding
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Conservative analyst scottie nell hughes sues fox news over handling of rape allegation
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? 'cause they are freaking good at it
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7 reading nooks to inspire your #sanctuarysunday (photos)
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I was going to copy and paste a joke but then i cut it
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'baboon syndrome': an unusual complication of penicillin antibiotics
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Why does the egyptian god ra own every periodic table? because his name is on them.
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I'm more of an amateur bater. i agree, i need more practice.
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David duke gets spot on debate stage in senate race
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How much cocaine can a smuggler sneak into prison? a buttload.
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Hermione decided to spice up her life after realizing she was a basic witch. (sorry, that's it)
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5 ways to achieve the secret goals you're afraid to share
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