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A man walks into a search bar just kidding. no one ever does that. | true |
I've decided my left testicle is my favorite it's more down to earth.. | true |
Painful chinese foot-binding was more than an erotic practice, study finds | false |
'mean girls' stars reunite for october 3rd to help las vegas victims | false |
Wichita, kansas tornado damages city as storms pound u.s. plains | false |
There's been a surge in public sex lately. these people are fucking everywhere. | true |
Michaelangelo: yea, sure, i'll paint your ceiling. *to himself* errybody gon be naked tho. | true |
The wonderful, sexual world of bob mizer (nsfw) | false |
My sixth birthday party was so formal that we roberted for apples | true |
Top ten hurricane season hot spots, according to misstravel | false |
White house hit with several shocking reports in less than a day | false |
Tickle me elmo was recalled they forgot to give him two test tickles. | true |
'12 years a slave' writer john ridley directing l.a. riots movie | false |
A masochist and a sadist are having rough sex. masochist: hurt me! hurt me! sadist: no. | true |
A smile every mile will get you further faster but if that doesn't work, carjacking does. | true |
A cheater's guide to homemade valentine's day candy (photos) | false |
Coach barbie comes with the smallest, cutest leather purses ever (photos) | false |
Katy perry disses taylor swift on 'american idol' because feuds die hard | false |
'star trek beyond' cast honors leonard nimoy with moving tribute | false |
Watch the moment veteran learns he'll get his dogs back after hospital stay | false |
Backstreet boy nick carter sued by employee over florida bar fight | false |
How to end world hunger ? by letting the hungry die. | true |
Being a stay-at-home mom in a world that needs 24/7 activists | false |
The big moves this past year in the fight against the world's top infectious killer | false |
What did rouge say just before murdering crimison? hue hue hue | true |
Watch: tennis star mirjana lucic-baroni delivers the world's greatest motivational speech | false |
Whenever someone says let's get weird my first thought is i'm already there | true |
Ex-vanderbilt football player convicted of raping unconscious student | false |
What's red and bad for your teeth? ...a brick | true |
How did the scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? surprisingly pleasing. | true |
: good idea! steal my board idea now this? not again | true |
Height of misunderstanding wife not talking to husband & thinking that she is punishing him... | true |
The simple words that reminded me to live in the moment | false |
Sorry, instant noodle lovers. the college staple could hurt your heart | false |
Knock knock who's there boo!! boo who? don't cry, it's only a joke | true |
What do young female monsters do at parties ? they go around looking for edible bachelors ! | true |
How to spend holiday gift cards from amazon, walmart & more (photos) | false |
Meghan mccain rips liz cheney for explaining torture to her father | false |
Troian bellisario is glad eating disorders are being presented truthfully in film | false |
New hampshire elementary school bans child's game tag | false |
What is the difference between spain and edge of table cup stays longer on edge of table | true |
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman you can unscrew a lightbulb | true |
Is the ridiculous way i talk about sex a key to fixing our country's issues with consent? | false |
Sunny pawar at golden globes made the internet's collective heart melt | false |
Defender of texting and driving can't be serious | false |
When i was younger, i was kicked out of the boy scouts i ate a brownie. | true |
Yes, the witch community loves the lgbtq community | false |
Making a new year's resolution for your home | false |
Whats the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? the taste | true |
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? she wanted to lay it on the line! | true |
Donald trump's deportation plan could devastate the u.s. farm industry | false |
If you're an american outside the bathroom what are you inside the bathroom? european. | true |
I'm addicted to brake fluid... ...but i can stop whenever i want. | true |
Is that a tuna roll in your pocket, or are you just happy sashimi yuk yuk yuk | true |
What you you call a girl you meet on reddit? you don't. | true |
There are two kinds of people in the world... those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. | true |
Senate panel releases details from its trump tower meeting probe | false |
The real-to-reel life of former nypd detective and tv/movie producer sonny grosso keeps on rolling | false |
Three strategies for bringing more kindness into your life | false |
To get your pots and pans gleaming, let them soak in... tea? | false |
What do you do when you see a spaceman? you park, man. | true |
Who are the 'real' parents? an adoptive dad's answer | false |
Ryan seacrest is officially returning to host abc's 'american idol' reboot | false |
Giuliani keeps backpedaling on cohen comments: 'i’m not an expert on the facts’ | false |
Do you like raisin cookies?.. then why don't you adopt one?! | true |
They told me i had to move to northern canada. i said i want none of it. | true |
Trump inauguration to be met by mass 'women's march on washington' | false |
A comedian walks into a bar full of r/historians.. | true |
No need to write it down, i've a photographic memory *looks hard af* *pukes polaroid* | true |
Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 has a hook hand... | true |
How my service spanned beyond the call of duty | false |
Bleached girls: india and its love for light skin | false |
Crossfit with jesus will give you the body of an angel | false |
6 ways you can solve your lead generation problems right now | false |
Giraffe: that's the most disgusting thing i've ever seen! *vomits* | true |
The best cure for dry coughing. take some laxative. you will not cough, trust me. | true |
What's difference between 10 dead babies and lamborghini? i don't have lamborghini in my garrage | true |
When dennis thatcher had sex with margaret thatcher he called it pumping iron. | true |
The secrets to a joyful cross-cultural, inter-faith ceremony | false |
Beyoncé posts first photo of twins, sir carter and rumi, to instagram | false |
The university of tennessee settlement orders the school to hire consultants and not much else | false |
Great, itunes terms and conditions has changed and my attorney is on vacation. just perfect. | true |
What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella? a cheesy pickup line | true |
That which does not kill me... should run. | true |
Congress hands barack obama the first veto override of his presidency | false |
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering | true |
Ok so we get a deaf cat hear me out. | true |
What type of cheese is strong? shredded cheese. | true |
Obama encourages staff to 'stay on offense' in final year | false |
What did the young witch say to her mother? can i have the keys to the broom tonight? | true |
Huffpollster: what's going on with trump's approval ratings? | false |
Spraypainting cheater on my car to make it look like im sexually active | true |
Why don't melons run away to get married? because they cantaloupe | true |
You think you have it bad? here's one of the snowiest places on earth | false |
Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? because they hate dick's | true |
Yesterday i accidentally cut off the left side of my body! im all right now. | true |
World's oldest man, holocaust survivor yisrael kristal, dead at 113 | false |
Q: what do you call a drunken muslim? a: mohammered. | true |
Gluten free pizza is like a roller coaster that just goes straight. | true |
Seeing double: 10 eerie and elegant portraits of twins | false |
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