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Yemen summit hailed as 'remarkable success,' but millions still need life-saving aid | false |
As you can tell by my wrinkled shirts, i'm bad at irony. | true |
Why did the chicken get a lawyer because he knew he was going to get fried in court | true |
What is a sandwich on a ship? a sub-marine | true |
When i really sit down and think about it my ass has seen some shit | true |
How did jesus feel when they crucified him? he was cross. | true |
Iowa secretary of state's office released statistics that its own staff objected to | false |
Wedding planning: readers share the strange things they secretly want at their weddings | false |
1 and 2 dogs name you'r dogs 1 and 2.you eat one. you still have two. | true |
What do you call it when kony drinks too much? cognac | true |
Planning is less effective when you're juggling multiple goals: study | false |
How are girls and jokes alike? they both tend to suck more the more strung-out they get. | true |
Whats another name for google glass? dome chrome. | true |
Sir, the uav strike bombing missed the target. were we at least close? not even remotely. | true |
Finally, 'emperor' obama ends the 'will-he-or-won't-he' immigration phase | false |
The tree stooges: moehogany, cherry, and curly maple alternate for larry: larchy | true |
Marriage advice on how to maintain an equal partnership | false |
Me: so does blood splatter everywhere when a body goes in? salesman: what? me: what? | true |
I took a poop today that didn't flush... that shit was revolting. | true |
14 of our favorite queer heroes of 2016 | false |
Samsung, u.s.: stop using galaxy 7 note phones over fire risk | false |
Kate middleton plays field hockey with uk's olympic team (photos) | false |
Tweets what's the difference between a tweet and a twat? one makes the other. | true |
Uc davis chancellor linda katehi placed on leave over claims of ethics violations | false |
John cena wakes up in a hospital cena:where am i? nurse:icu cena:no you don't | true |
Check out 'two men and a baby,' a new youtube series about two gay dads | false |
Saw this movie about jewish people this afternoon.. it had a hollow cast. | true |
What does a ticket to the 50 cent concert featuring nickleback cost? $300 if you ask ticketmaster | true |
Hillary clinton's vintage style at the 1993 jazz fest: fashion flashback (video) | false |
Does england have a fourth of july? they do, they just don't celebrate it. | true |
Why are black people afraid to fall asleep? the last black person that had a dream got shot! | true |
He's baaaack! will ferrell does nostalgic turn as george dubya on 'snl' | false |
Twinkle twinkle line of coke, you're the reason why i'm broke. :( | true |
Brca1 and brca2 gene patent debate reaches the u.s. supreme court: why everyone should care | false |
What is bordering stupidity? canada and mexico both are. | true |
Father-daughter dance: bride and her dad perform amazing tap dance | false |
Propublica expertly claps back at sean spicer for calling it a 'left-wing blog' | false |
Sarah palin endorses joe miller for alaska senate | false |
Gold medal what's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? not being retarded! | true |
Eyebrow lift surgery becoming more popular as breast implants decline in britain | false |
During this month of thanks, let's be #thankfulformuslimwomen | false |
A truly erotic art exhibition aims to get you hot for summer (nsfw) | false |
Yara shahidi films her inspiring message celebrating black girl magic | false |
How does a gay male take off his condom? he farts. | true |
Selena gomez billboard awards dress looks like a 'spring breakers' costume (photos) | false |
An oral history of season 1 of 'party of five' | false |
Trump's paid parental leave plan is a non-starter | false |
Whats the difference between an irish party and an irish funeral? one less drunken irishman | true |
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? a rabbit that says ribbit. | true |
What's the difference between an apple? a bike because a vest has no sleeves. | true |
What car insurance do canadians have? triple 'eh' | true |
Democrats renew call to reform, justice and investment in our communities | false |
Dear caitlyn jenner, there is one more transition you need to make | false |
Why calling asian americans a 'model minority' glosses over crucial issues | false |
White house takes big step towards halting arctic drilling | false |
What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin? i don't know, i don't speak mandarin. | true |
Maybe the pope just wants to finally get married. or settle down with a couple of kids. | true |
Unless there's a new app that lets you shoot people, that phone holster looks ridiculous. | true |
What do you call a water on a baby deer? fondue | true |
Gator attack: disney knew of problems, staffer asked for fence at lagoon | false |
If i gave everyone on the planet a penny... ...would that be considered common cents? | true |
This world cup wonder goal needs to be seen again and again | false |
*pulls handle on slot machine *prune *prune *prune *diarrhea comes out | true |
Do you guys like presents? here i am! | true |
Green smoothies because who has the time or energy to chew 17 cups of spinach/lettuce/kale | true |
Kentucky clerk continues to deny same-sex couples marriage licenses | false |
I've never told a joke are you serious? always. | true |
Sen. chuck schumer shames gop tax bill: it's a 'stunning deception' | false |
Cooking off the cuff: getting a jump on summer tomatoes while the bluefish are running | false |
How do you get pikachu on a bus? you poke-m-on | true |
Group files complaint against judge who sentenced man to marry girlfriend | false |
My mother told me that i took everything for granite. apparently our house was made of sandstone. | true |
What do you call a native american women that has 2 periods a month? a 2 cycle engine | true |
Topless protester says bill cosby 'disempowered women's bodies for decades' | false |
What do eskimos and tupperware have in common? they both love a tight seal! | true |
Give me my money!! how do you make a hormone-- don't pay her! | true |
Ray rice should start his own line of elevator music. he could call it elevator beats. | true |
What do you call a communist sniper? a marxman | true |
What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together? batman. | true |
Is a child's behavior always a reflection of his parents? | false |
Cool, i love candles. what's with the knives? wait, stop. please stop! - pumpkin | true |
Fox guest host suggests making undocumented immigrants build u.s.-mexico wall | false |
What do you call someone who takes everything literally? a kleptomaniac! | true |
Billie jean is probably my favorite song about someone named billie jean | true |
What do you call a midget with an axe? a battle dwarf | true |
Court: residency in marijuana legal state not justification for police search | false |
I love my women like i love my ikea furniture, cheap and missing a couple screws | true |
Memorial day travel 2013: more americans taking time off to travel, according to tripadvisor survey | false |
What did kendrick lamar say when rihanna tried to unplug his vr headset? bitch, don't kill my vive. | true |
Why was the mathematician frowned upon? he was a chronic math-debater | true |
Explore america: massachusetts has history, music and baseball | false |
I always say goodbye to the wal-mart greeter, just to close that loop. | true |
Which mythical creature casts no reflection? all of them, technically. | true |
What do you call a happy russian? gladimir putin! | true |
When i was a child, i wanted to be a surgeon. but apparently i was too young!! | true |
How to celebrate your employees and boost your bottom line. #workhuman | false |
Miss north dakota cara mund is crowned state's first-ever miss america | false |
What the cookies you leave for santa say about you | false |
'the hobbit: an unexpected journey' box office: film breaks $1 billion | false |
Buses burned during evacuation of syrian villages, monitor says | false |
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