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Mila kunis' glamour cover looks a little off (photos) | false |
Shared leadership among women and men: good news and bad news | false |
Lord of the rings is about a bunch of straight men fighting over jewelry. | true |
What do you call horse hay from mexico jose | true |
Fall allergies: the most common triggers and how to avoid them | false |
What does an asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall? a broken nose. | true |
My computer is going very very ... fast. it helpdesk joke | true |
Chuck norris doesn't say who's your daddy, because he knows the answer. | true |
Protesters urge electoral college to stop donald trump | false |
Fidelity is overrated. if you look at the history, who has the most fun? infidels. | true |
Lil wayne, chris brown, and pitbull walk into a bar. drake ducks. | true |
Every time someone with a clown avi follows me i add another night light. | true |
Friday's morning email: house passes a spending bill, but the shutdown threat still looms | false |
Bill o'reilly defends 'well-fed' slaves remark, blames 'far-left' media for attacks | false |
How we make decisions on issues like ferguson | false |
Martin brodeur falls: devils goalie gets lucky against penguins (video) | false |
The inventor of the air conditioner has died thousands of fans are attending his funeral | true |
You got the net? yes ok, google how to get this thing in the boat | true |
Obama shares selfie in the wild with bear grylls | false |
Dear laura bush, this is not the way to help oppressed women | false |
Why are atheists so resistant to video game cheats? they don't believe in godmode | true |
If you turn pineapple upside down cake right side up, it's just cake. | true |
Dr. donna rockwell talks about celebrities and narcissism at the third metric women's conference | false |
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? so he could hide in the cherry tree ! | true |
China's middle class sparks high demand for u.s. fur | false |
Cia head discussed bashar assad leaving power when in moscow: report | false |
What's franklin d roosavelt's favorite game show? deal or new deal | true |
U.s. olympic committee tells athletes to consider not attending rio games over zika virus | false |
Colin kaepernick completes his $1 million pledge for underserved communities | false |
Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? he used to go round with the oooo-ver. | true |
Doctor: your x-ray showed a broken rib... ... but we fixed it with photoshop. | true |
I feel bad for pedophiles they have such a hard time fitting in. (nsfw with imagination) | true |
How does a career change affect my taxes? | false |
Boyfriend riley nicolay shaves head with deidre sechi, girlfriend who has cancer (photos) | false |
One time my dad got mad at hulk hogan and yelled youre wasting shirts at the tv | true |
Do you know what a freudian slip is? it's when you mean one thing but fuck your mother. | true |
What do you call a punchline that makes no sense? a bobbitt | true |
Knock knock who's there ! chocs ! chocs who ? chocs away ! | true |
Hitler had one hell of a speech writer. people called him the grammar nazi. | true |
Green superfoods: 10 healthy st. patrick's day picks | false |
Cannes is a hot bed for our best-dressed list this week (photos) | false |
Chloe x halle on the importance of showing black girls coming of age on screen | false |
What do you call a midget mexican? a paragraph since he isn't a full essay | true |
Two crows are in jail. what are they in for? attempted murder | true |
I am a canadian liberal and i am not with him | false |
Talk to your kids about drugs. maybe they have better connections than you. | true |
Iran vows 'firm response' unless obama stops sanctions renewal | false |
Cute kate spade clutches: from the stylelist network | false |
Ok, betsy devos is now education secretary, but the fight over her agenda has just begun | false |
Trump keeps bringing up fake polls because the real ones show him losing | false |
Tsa denies report that agents stole candy from deaf man and cursed him out | false |
A thought about posthumous autobiographies they're all ghost-written. | true |
Why it's time to ban emotional support animals from a plane | false |
Time waits for no hungry infant: understanding why may help business | false |
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman? snowballs! | true |
If a rabbit's foot brings good luck then, what happened to the rabbit? | true |
What did one ghost say to the other ghost? do you believe in life before death? | true |
Divorce and kids: 5 ways divorce benefits kids | false |
Why do scuba divers fall backwards of boats if they fell forwards they would be on the boat | true |
What do you call a persian lesbian? a flying carpet muncher. i'm so sorry. | true |
What do you call a smart blonde? a golden retriever. | true |
Mike bruno to run pittsburgh marathon blindfolded to support child who's visually impaired | false |
Lame joke: what do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman? frostbite. | true |
Hairline joke your hair line goes way back like the 50's | true |
Trump boasted about helping 1 american return from egypt. he's ignoring the rest. | false |
Heartbleed: free tool to check if that site is safe | false |
Florida supreme court signs off on effort to restore voting rights to over 1 million people | false |
Ban ki-moon says it's time for a woman to fill his un role already | false |
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. banana | true |
Billie lourd shares sweet throwback with mom carrie fisher | false |
It doesn't sound like senate republicans are anywhere close to a deal on obamacare repeal | false |
It's rude when people ask me what i did all day like growing my hair isn't enough. | true |
North korea fires ballistic missile into waters off east coast | false |
Watch '100 years of korean beauty' unfold in one minute | false |
Sikhs on 'the daily show' have perfect response for people who assume they're muslim | false |
Democrat urges trump to put infrastructure money where his mouth is | false |
'cthulhu' microbes, discovered in termite guts, help pests turn wood into food (video) | false |
What do you call a tall black person? a negro. | true |
Oppose the nfl protests? you probably also would’ve opposed mlk | false |
Far-right blame game distracts from france's underlying divisions | false |
We'd do anything for vets, except support them in politics | false |
Matt damon and kim kardashian star in ellen degeneres' 'stuck on uranus' trailer | false |
Reasons to date me: 1) 2) 3) please? | true |
The home invasion ruined us. we never stood a chance against the houses. | true |
Emt: you faked cardiac arrest for this? me: just say clear and make my grilled cheese. | true |
Donald trump is the best thing that ever happened to ted cruz | false |
In america, trump unseats black, male president. in russia, president sits on trump blackmail! | true |
Someone once told me, go for broke !! i'm happy to report that i succeeded... | true |
He's trying so hard not to get caught | false |
Have you heard about the new store coming to the mall? it's a pretty *hot topic*. | true |
Will ferrell makes tv plea for lebron james to run for president | false |
What my daughter's autism means to her older sister | false |
Name a body part that's long and stiff and uses the letters pensi a spine | true |
Declaration of famine or not, south sudan needs the world's attention now | false |
Indian politician offers $1.5 million to behead bollywood star | false |
Trophy wife any wife can be a trophy wife... ... if you take her to a taxidermist. | true |
What's the cheapest type of meat deer balls. they're under a buck. | true |
What's the internal body temperature of a tauntaun? luke warm. | true |
Doctor doctor, my period wont end! i am so sorry... i think that you have caught feminism | true |
I was going to make a gay joke butt-fuck it. | true |
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