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Hmm, this dark money organization seems to exist just to help marco rubio | false |
Bed bug survival in freezing temperatures examined by scientists | false |
Twista speaks out against the ongoing violence in chicago | false |
There was this story on overcrowded animal shelters... i just couldn't put it down. | true |
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? they're always switching their tails! | true |
Prince charles voted next commonwealth leader after queen's endorsement | false |
Normal people: aww, they're such a cute couple me: i wonder if they fu***d yet | true |
Why do blacks raise chickens? to teach their kids how to walk. | true |
I don't mind showing up to work but this 8 hour wait to go home is bullshit. | true |
No one at the new yorker understands how pop music works, apparently | false |
Escaped bull dies after leading police chase through nyc | false |
Barrier around harambe exhibit in cincinnati zoo was substandard, feds say | false |
Why did newton's wife got pregnant? because he doesn't believe in using quantum | true |
Why i love talkbacks and why you should too | false |
Muslim group to form human shield around oslo synagogue | false |
There's only one thing moms want this mother's day -- this | false |
Walking could help to decrease depression, review finds | false |
The ladies in my knitting club think it's hilarious when i greet them by saying, sup, my knittas?! | true |
What's long and hard and makes women cry at night? crib death. | true |
Never look at the guy riding a unicycle, you're giving him what he wants | true |
Harper beckham's style: is this two-year-old the next suri cruise? (photos) | false |
Dead vermont women were related to social worker shooter | false |
Donald trump claims 100 percent of his foundation's money goes to charity. that's a lie. | false |
When pigs fly they will have the most delicious wings. | true |
Have you heard about the type of hay made from oak leaves? apparently it's ok | true |
4 things i learned after viewing kinky boots | false |
Watch dogs play in the mud because it's too darn fun to ignore | false |
Poor will... everyone's always firing at him. a joke my grandad would use on occasion. | true |
Carly fiorina sharpened political edges in 2010 senate bid | false |
What is the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? one less drunk. | true |
If i agreed with you we'd both be wrong. | true |
I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos. | true |
Knock knock who's there ! bette ! bette who ? bette of roses! | true |
Parents using drug-sniffing dogs to monitor children's behavior: report (video) | false |
Difference between outlaws and inlaws? the outlaws are wanted. | true |
Webmd would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac. | true |
6 ways to make the most of your irish stout this st. paddy's | false |
I almost became a cop...... i decided to finish high school instead! | true |
The best wines to pair with your barbecue | false |
Route 66, ride for the relay, day twelve | false |
The pakistani friends and the foes of the new york times | false |
Kid: mom, am i ugly? *mom:* i told you not to call me mom in public. | true |
A $70,000 bicycle inspired by thonet's no. 14 chair | false |
When tragedy strikes your community, mcdonald's will still be there to take your money. | true |
What's the difference between a bull and a band? | true |
Andie macdowell's style evolution: from big haired model to sleek movie star (photos) | false |
Baby goes shopping: little girl's adorable trip to the supermarket | false |
Does the tsa have a little penis problem? (video) | false |
How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb? yarn. | true |
Step on a crack and break your mother's back... smoke some crack and break your mother's heart. | true |
3 ways to tell a social brand story | false |
I want to go see the new purge movie... but i have to binge on the first two... | true |
Why don't blind people like to skydive? because it scares the dog. | true |
This 'queen sugar' scene challenges the idea boys can't play with dolls | false |
Ad for letuce: do u- hey do u ever wish u coud eat water | true |
Isis militants are final memory of school for many iraqi children | false |
Doctor urged psychiatric treatment for germanwings co-pilot 2 weeks before crash | false |
If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowls ? cornflakes ! | true |
How tech helped deliver wedding memories to a bed-ridden mother | false |
Mom writes touching letter to son who has been missing for 26 years | false |
Watch: why empathy is more powerful than sympathy | false |
A joke about dwarves ejaculating... will be coming shortly. | true |
These were the trendiest baby names in the early '80s | false |
I couldn't find my credit card this morning. someone must have swiped it. i'm sorry. | true |
Electricity is the gift that can keep on giving in africa | false |
Bf: will you marry me? gf: do we have to live together? bf: | true |
What is a whale's favorite tv show? flukes of hazard! | true |
It’s not over: the fec is on the job with messy 2016 reporting by trump campaign and jfcs | false |
You know what maybe i do wan't to meet hot singles in my area | true |
Why is the letter e like london? because it is the capital of england. | true |
Before twitter there was facebook, before facebook there was myspace and before that i had a life. | true |
Trump cites possible political damage in explaining why he won't release taxes | false |
If you were to wrap a cloud as a gift, what would you wrap it with? a rainbow! | true |
How does a crackhead lose weight? diet coke. | true |
If i pay $40 for a haunted house i better die | true |
What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for christmas? cancer | true |
I only hug people when i need to wipe my hands off. | true |
Watch: james franco and zachary quinto share a slow-mo kiss | false |
A buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... ... and he says make me one with everything. | true |
Giraffes can never be successful comedians... their humor goes way over your head. | true |
U.s. appeals ruling against trump's revised travel ban to higher court | false |
Hotel california? no thanks. pass on ca for a cheap hotel this summer | false |
North korea tests rocket engine, u.s. officials say | false |
Why were there no black people in the flintstones? because they were still considered monkeys. | true |
How joe biden sees 'victory' in the fight against sexual assault | false |
Your voice reminds me of a fart. it smells and nobody likes it. | true |
Monday's morning email: trump wants to cut russia sanctions in return for nuclear arms deal | false |
Why does beyonce sing to the left, to the left? she's secretly a nascar fan. | true |
Finally, an excuse to drink my own urine | true |
Wife: every time we argue, you think you're right.... me: yes, if i thought you were right, we | true |
Barbara feldon, 'get smart' actress, and her enviable hair (photo) | false |
Yea...sure! i was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today | true |
My daughter is a gift, but her autism is not | false |
Did you hear about the fly that flew through a screen door? he strained himself. | true |
At my new job i have 500 people under me. i work on the 98th floor. | true |
If you want to feel the bern have unprotected sex. | true |
A simple secret for living to 100 and beyond | false |
Donald trump picks dow chemical's andrew liveris to head american manufacturing council | false |
Why you should be using linkedin more like facebook | false |
Trump's new campaign head linked to company with fraud scandal past: report | false |
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