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What do baby swans dance to ? cygnet-ure-tunes ! | true |
The best part about arguing with family make up sex | true |
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. | true |
Ireland baldwin scores oscars gig, will be tvgn live with et's fashion correspondent | false |
Mueller team reportedly questioning if trump hid knowledge of russia meeting | false |
Nfl week 5 blitz: tom brady, peyton manning, aaron rodgers among best no-huddle quarterbacks | false |
What did the jewish pedophile say to the kid? hey, wanna buy some candy? | true |
I have a rape joke. never mind, it's a bit forced. | true |
Chelsea handler thinks america is full of 'educated intellectual racists' | false |
World's only flying eye hospital provides eye care to those in need | false |
Today is the day i go back to the gym. tomorrow is when i stop telling lies. | true |
Body painting may be the best part of nude recreation week | false |
How do you circumcise a hillbillly? kick his sister in the chin. | true |
Facebook needs a drama of the day section in my news feed. | true |
Ed sheeran just blessed us with not one but two new singles | false |
I came online to watch porn and start arguements and i'm typing this with my left hand. | true |
The york minster chapter house's parade of faces | false |
Damn girl, are you damn girl? cuz damn girl. | true |
A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. bartender says, sorry we don't serve food here. | true |
'the moment gratitude changed my perspective in the classroom' | false |
Why was the amish girl excommunicated ? too mennonite. - hitchens | true |
Two wrongs don't make a right. but 3 lefts do. | true |
Terry bradshaw is fed up with the nfl's domestic violence problem | false |
Republican congressman: the best reason to vote for my opponent is he has a hot wife | false |
Donald trump has spent less than any other primary front-runner | false |
Ok, who's ready for fun? we're the photosynthesisters & we're gonna talk 2 u about plants! | true |
Appraising oil paintings: an expert shares tips on buying and selling art | false |
Somebody needs to tell tim burton about the other actors | true |
What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car | true |
I'm addicted to brake fluid but i can stop whenever i want | true |
Who am i? i mustache you a question but i am shaving it for later. | true |
What's michael j. fox's favorite drink? a milkshake | true |
Why does jesus like japanese food? because he loves miso | true |
Cnn panel openly questions whether trump is fit for office after wild arizona rally | false |
'grey's anatomy' short-timer to star in 'cagney & lacey' reboot | false |
Baby's first year video is actually a love story between two sisters | false |
What do you call a jamaican proctologist? pokemon! | true |
'fantastic four' co-stars jamie bell and kate mara are engaged | false |
I keep all of my fishing equipment in one place. that's what sea shed. | true |
I had sex in an elevator.. it was awesome on so many levels! | true |
It takes 10,000 bumper stickers to create just one vegan. | true |
Islam is a religion of peace piece of you here, piece of you there | true |
Huffpollster: americans have surprising reactions to recent terror attacks | false |
People are hilariously imitating rihanna using her fenty body lava lotion | false |
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable ? the wheelchair | true |
Blogging for lgbtq families day: stories of pride and family | false |
Court temporarily blocks parts of trump's syrian refugee and travel ban | false |
A new narrative for the middle east: told by its children | false |
Washington state attorney general promises to uncover 'what truly motivated' trump's travel ban | false |
Gratitude speaks: katharine l'heureux, founder of kahina giving beauty | false |
Give 100% in everything you do except giving blood | true |
Tom hanks offers suggestion to those 'frustrated' with current affairs: 'read history' | false |
Why is my kitchen floor so gross i just mopped like 3 months ago. | true |
What did gandhi fight for? nothing, he was against violence. | true |
Chores and marriage: get cleaner, happier and sexier | false |
Amy schumer and blake lively are calling out these sexist magazine covers | false |
My brother's on a seafood diet. really? yes the more he sees food the more he eats. | true |
What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common? a wet nose | true |
4 recipes to start your new years cleanse | false |
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn't really think your choice was excellent. | true |
What would romantic living dead movie be called? zombaes | true |
Audemars piguet -- an afternoon talking with olivier audemars | false |
Keep guns out of dangerous hands in orlando, in chicago, in every community | false |
The earth gets a day, sharks get a week. that sounds about right. | true |
How do you know when the king of egypt is horny? ...from all the pharaoh moans. | true |
Toby keith is joining trump in saudi arabia for a men-only concert | false |
My heart mustard go on - celine dijon | true |
I ordered a bowl of spaghetti and found a linguine noodle at the bottom he was an impasta | true |
What did one tampon say to the other? nothing, they're both stuck up cunts. | true |
In exchange for eternal youth, amanda promised a witch her firstborn child. amanda's a lesbian. | true |
Me and my wife were happy for 20 years... ...then we met each other | true |
Who are you and how did you get in here? i'm a locksmith and i'm a locksmith. | true |
Why does the mexican guy take xanax? for hispanic attacks edit: happy cinco de mayo | true |
My wife treats me like god!! she takes no notice of my existence till she wants something. | true |
There aren't enough specialists to treat our growing obese population | false |
What's a feminist's least favourite bread? gender rolls | true |
Taylor swift predicted this kim kardashian recording disaster last year | false |
Emmys best dressed list: the 2013 award show saw some beautiful gowns (photos) | false |
Sandra bland's mother says cop's perjury charge is 'not justice' | false |
Why can't ray charles see his friends? because he is married | true |
Patrick stewart chimes in on those kellyanne conway comparisons | false |
See which 2016 candidate best aligns with your views | false |
Jennifer lopez singing karaoke to jennifer lopez songs is so real | false |
It's all coming back to me! as i piss in the wind. | true |
Taylor admits she was totally shocked by 'bachelor in paradise' proposal | false |
Of course jesus is black: ‘that s**t doesn’t happen to white people’ | false |
I am the cuba gooding jr. of succeeding at something every 8-10 years or so... | true |
Theresa may breaks with brexiteers over immigration proposals | false |
My sister asked her husband to help wrap (presents) so he said then throw down a beat | true |
What are snails trying to do? their best | true |
What musical instrument should you never, ever trust? the lyre. | true |
A war worth fighting, but we're not there yet | false |
Why did plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth? he didn't understand flossophy! | true |
I left some burgers sitting in my fridge since the horse-meat scandal. and they're off!! | true |
Lena dunham defends 'girls' writer accused of raping 17-year-old | false |
On 'bachelor in paradise,' ashley is all of us, but so are jared and caila | false |
Where do nazis go on vacation? the holocoast. | true |
Has the airplane joke been posted yet? eh never mind, it'll go over your head. | true |
Two irishmen walk out of a bar... ...well it could happen. | true |
Playing dodgeball with kids is harder than it looks cause you have to throw them with both hands. | true |
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