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Look: claw machines don't just eat toys, but even little boys
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What do you call a dad butt? dat ass
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What do you call an undercover cop? a pig in a blanket.
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off people thought she was backing up
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Coworker left himself signed in to linkedin and now his skills include mouth breathing.
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8 countries where people suffer the most: 24/7 wall st.
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Bishop calls out homophobia in religion... and he isn't blaming islam
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Why did the rooster cross the road? to prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Doctor: what's your zodiac sign? patient: cancer doctor: what a fucking coincidence!
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Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a six offender.
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Earth hour is nearly upon us, but why should we care?
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Women aren't going to just let bill cosby hold 'town halls' on sexual assault
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I came here to tell a mexican joke but that could be crossing a line.
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6 products that help kids cooperate with parents
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No, putin's piano recital doesn't make him any 'softer'
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14 pieces of actual, no-bullshit wedding planning advice
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Why did the prostitute join the mormon church? she wanted a high paying missionary position.
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West coast problems if you meet a vegan, and they do crossfit, which do they talk about first?
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What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common? i laugh at neither of them.
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Robert indiana wins suit over hindi 'love' sculptures
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Why are all the ladies attracted to voldemort? because of his hex appeal.
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Gop house chair tells sean spicer to mind his own business on obamacare repeal
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Not saying it's wet out there but the animals are lining up two by two.
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60 celebs and other things turning the big 6-0 in 2014
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No one is ever able to catch me. what country do i live? iran
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Feds surrender in tooth-and-nail fight to leash dogs in bay area's open space
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Marilyn monroe marriages: the star's failed romances (photos)
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Because of the disregard towards safety techniques people not only die but are also born.
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Yo momma's privates are like mars... it took a team of scientists decades to find moisture on it.
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I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. i said hi jack. he shot me.
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Google seeks allies in its war against ad-blocking
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What is white and disturbs your breakfast? an avalanche
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Why was noah a great economist? he kept his stock afloat while everything else was in liquidation.
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How many babies does it take to paint a room? depends how hard you can throw them.
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Bucking the trend: a guide to breaking the rules when planning your wedding
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I told my girlfriend she should work at ups she's good at handling packages
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Send message without subject? yes, gmail. f$ck off.
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Man i hate tacos! said no juan ever.
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Doctor told me i'm getting overweight crap i thought eating disorder was bad enough!
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What do you get when you mix viagra with disney world? kicked out.
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I'm not racist.. racism is a crime. only black people commit crimes.
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What do australian emos use to cut their wrists? rise up lights
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I used to have a job involving crushing cans....... it was soda pressing!
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4 crazy-convincing mocktails that taste just like real booze
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Ibuprofen is my favorite headache medicine that also sounds like a reggae professor.
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Of middle east cinema and filmmakers in cannes: give credit where credit is due
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Workers taking the most sick days: 24/7 wall st.
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A dyslexic atheist screamed out loud... there is no dog!
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Cynthia nixon announces run for new york governor
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What do you call a bus on its way to comic con? virgin mobile
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Signs of autism: 10 possible autism-related delays in 6- to 12-month-old children
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Two robots discuss beauty they both come to the conclusion that magnets are really attractive
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Don't be a bad bride: wedding gift etiquette for couples
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John leguizamo on when he realized the true struggle of being a latino actor
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Karen gillan volunteers to direct an all-female marvel movie
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What do you call a group of isis members with their backs turned? a bunch of sissies.
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Father rooney told us he figured out how to make his penis 12 inches fold it in half.
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This baby orangutan was left for dead in a cardboard box
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Monday's morning email: what's next on trump's agenda
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How does darts vader eat spaghetti? with the force and knife.
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Democratic senators call for investigation into jeff sessions over james comey firing
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Donald trump can't stop talking about beyoncé and jay z
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Sleep deprivation raises blood levels of appetite-boosting molecule
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Former 'bachelor' contestant lex mcallister dead at age 31 after overdose
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Sorry i brought my own turntables and tried to battle your wedding dj
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10 ways cheaters avoid getting caught, according to the cheaters themselves
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Are you okay? me anytime i meet someone named annie.
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Watch: new web series follows the 'people you know'
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Why the new apple pencil isn't included with the new ipad pro. there is no point.
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One day on mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. about the same as a common monday on earth.
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Joan collins' age hasn't changed her style one bit (photos)
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Americans overwhelmingly say police should keep disputes with civilians from escalating
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Pretty insulting when you wake up in a bathtub of ice and they left all your organs.
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Some people age like wine, others age like milk.
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Firefighters are happy to rescue 12 police officers stuck inside elevator
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Damn girl you must be the american spelling of 'favourite' because i don't need u
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Why can't you trust an atom? because they make up literally everything
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Help! my wife left me for my best friend and i miss him...
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Holiday weight gain is real no matter what you celebrate
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Everyone wants a nudie pic: a look at what's hot in art
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Nationals star loses perfect game on final out
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According to museum portraits, everyone in the 18th century looked like a giant chubby baby.
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Asos radioactive belts scare causes company to pull entire batch: report
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Just realized i've been misquoting george orwell since 1985.
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What is a baseball dog? one that chases fowls.
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What did julius caesar say after taking cleopatra's virginity? veni, vidi... veni.
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A kiss makes my whole day anal makes my hole weak
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What's j.d. salingers favorite thing to have in a sandwich? ryebread....
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Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
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So i asked my north korean friend how's life there he said he can't complain
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The courthouse door is shut to immigrant children who need lawyers
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So my girlfriend of five years asked me... . . daddy, when is my 6th birthday?
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The boy in the boardroom: when sexual abuse and manhood collide
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What exactly would it mean to have trump’s finger on the nuclear button?
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What is the difference between a black guy and a bench (offensive) a bench can support a family.
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Vogue white house shoot for obama cover happening right now: report
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What do you call a pile of kittens? a meowtain!
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What does a spider do when he gets angry ? he goes up the wall !
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My only fetish is for pasta i guess you could call it fetichinni...
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I went to the zoo today, only animal there was a dog... it was a shih tzu
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