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Fox news on the 'proper use' of scripture
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Mother of jordan davis speaks out on guilty verdict for man who killed her son
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I named my dog herpes... if she's good, she'll heel. (stolen from priscilla)
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The real reason hillary clinton stumbled a tiny plane flew into her.
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Trump health pick says it's 'imperative' people get to keep obamacare coverage
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Teenage girl who survived plane crash walked for days before getting picked up by motorist
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Whats the difference between me and a calendar? a calendar has dates.
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10 food trucks you need to visit in austin, tx
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Why didn't the melon get married? because it can't elope.
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'immunize' yourself against bad moods? new research suggests it may be possible
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Running club has helped bring 1,300 people out of homelessness
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Happy birthday, bo obama! white house dog turns 4 (videos)
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Why can't the t-rex do any push ups? small arms? no it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass.
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Fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, you have boobs. it's really that simple.
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I'm like an onion when i cut myself i cry
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What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for? best before...
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Ex-u.s. ambassador to moscow says he is banned from entering russia
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What's the difference between a tiny penis and a joke? my date didn't laugh at my jokes.
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How was the irish jig invented? to much beer and not enough bathrooms
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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by? pull down his pants.
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Huffpost rise: all the news you need to know on november 24th
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The best hot sauce on earth: a huffpost deathmatch
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Why did the hipster drown in the lake? because he went ice skating before it was cool.
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Dwayne johnson's new television show on the food network can you cook what the rock is smelling?
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How to tell if you're dating a real man
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Insulting bakers is good fun you can really get a rise out of them.
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Paul ryan asked if he's 'living in a fantasy world' amid his defense of tax bill
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Why are turds tapered? so your asshole doesn't slam shut.
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Daisy lowe: 'being skinny just doesn't suit me'
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Granny smith must have been a shitty person because her apples suck.
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If you think politicians are childish, this is the gop debate for you
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The impending 'peaceful war' between china and america over cyberspying
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Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? he had to work it out with a pencil.
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? i'm bigger than you!
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No, karen .... gold, frankincense and myrrh is not a jewish law firm.
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Rachel weisz style evolution: from uggs to the oscars (photos)
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Pope condemns pedophilia following reports of child's death
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Did you hear about the two monocles at the party? they made spectacles out of themselves.
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Mitt romney fails to secure utah senate gop nomination, will face primary
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Native american boy pulled from class over mohawk hairstyle
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Devastating photos show how an oil spill consumed santa barbara's coastline
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I lasted 1 hour and 30 seconds while having sex last night... thank you daylight savings!
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No matter how many times i call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.
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What do you call a black guy in a cockpit? a pilot, you racist bastard.
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Couple adopts pet pig from animal shelter only to kill and eat her
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Ten years of helping orphans and vulnerable children affected by aids -- a celebration of pepfar
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Teacher: why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? pupil: for a parrot to perch on miss.
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Why did the bear eat his own arms? they were made of honey.
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Linsanity returned for a night and i couldn't be happier
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What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole? pi-curious.
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Did you hear the one about the procrastinator?
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5 wild fan pranks that prove the unc-duke rivalry is the absolute best
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California considering unprecedented law restricting police firearm use
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Jews knock knock who's there nazi nazi who? who killed the jews? natz me.
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Federal drug prosecutions still at historic lows in first few months of trump administration
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Why are assholes always more successful than you? because they make shit happen.
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Republican explains how to fix congress with one weird trick
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What's everyone's least favorite dish? cunt pao chicken!
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Have you ever smelled mothballs? how'd you get their teeny legs apart?
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What do you call 2 accountants having a threesome with a girl? double-entry
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Donald trump is not actually a member of the republican party he's a *whig*
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When is your door annoying? when it'sa jar-jar.
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Guy eats 8 pounds of chicken and rice, then shows off tight abs
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Officials raid home of activist behind planned parenthood 'sting' videos
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Why did the nazi cross the road? to get to the geno-side.
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What do you call a high person with downs syndrome? a baked potato.
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How do you get dick from richard? i don't know, ask his wife.
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Why didn't hitler cross the road? because he could nazi anything
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Gop tax bill ‘designed’ to kneecap renewable energy in favor of fossil fuels, democrats say
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Gutsy sideshow artists spins balanced on single spear point
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What's to be afraid of? congress talks gmos with biotechnology proponents
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Q: what do blondes eat to increase their breast size? a: silicone chips.
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Tom wolfe: still bringing us the real marshall mcluhan
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Hillary clinton won't say whether she backs death penalty for dylann roof
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Mom, have you seen my turtle? your friends took it outside to play. they're cracking walnuts.
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An electric school bus could be coming to a school near you
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Why there is no windows 9 because 7 8 9 heehaww
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Notorious b.i.g.'s mom is making a documentary about him
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Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests? three stripes, you rout.
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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims? oh, sorry...my fault.
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Bbc's formal response to those sexist 'doctor who' complaints is very satisfying
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Pope says murdered french priest is a 'martyr' on the road to sainthood
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I had to fire my carpenter turns out he was a mahoganist.
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What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? natural logs.
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What's the best part of having alzheimer's? you get to meet new people everyday!
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Shanghai poultry markets are one likely source of bird flu virus, study finds
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Garance doré loves charlotte olympia shoes, corinne bailey rae's hair (video)
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Allegations against al franken could cost democrats a progressive fighter in the senate
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Usain bolt is bowing out as the greatest sprinter and the ultimate showman
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Name the only animal that has an asshole in the middle of it's back. a police horse.
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18 #menforchoice on why they're standing up for a woman's right to choose
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The latest school shooting hasn't really stirred the gun debate
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Former nfl running back not okay with michael sam's display of affection
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What's at stake: the current landscape on lgbtq nondiscrimination protections
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Rick perry's indictment could make him tea party poster child
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How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg? he has to breddit
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Twitter has no time for the gop's weird gif response to comey statement
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Julie schumacher becomes first woman to win thurber prize for american humor
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A postcard home: the weather is here. wish you were beautiful.
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Understanding the relationship between teen sleep and mood
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