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'into the woods' and the dumbing down of the movie musical
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What's a sheep's favorite type of alcohol? mutton-schnapps.
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California gov. says abortion rights shouldn't be a 'litmus test' for democrats
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Have you heard about that new tron movie? the protagonists name is adam.
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Why did the accountant go crazy? he started to hear invoices in his head.
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Everyone who believes in psychokinesis... raise my hand
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Bro, can you give me some kinda book or pamphlet for this location or product, bro? brochure.
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Sprout home plant of the week: goldfish plant
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Donald trump pressed on how 'traditional' his 3 marriages are
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7 tips for better behavior from your kids
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A short ramadan joke why does ramadan go by so quickly?!?!? because we fast.
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I lost 20 pounds in england last summer. how much is that in american dollars?
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The gugulethu project: from the townships of south africa to the world's ballet stages
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What's the best part of dating 29 year olds? there's 20 of them. (more funny out loud)
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What does the physicist have to eat when he goes to the pub? fission chips.
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True confessions: why i'm staying home on black friday this year
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What's the difference between niagara and viagra? niagara falls.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other cock!
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'space cats' viral video's creator explains april fools joke (video)
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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath? speak now or forever hold your pee!
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Crista hebel, mom, gives birth to 12-pound preemie baby
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What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? nothing. she couldn't speak while gagging
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Huffpost hill - melania trump launches 'this is fine' anti-bullying campaign
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Take a selfie it'll last long-wait delete that one my eyebrows look fat take another.
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Pfizer takes its shot at a vaccine for evasive mrsa superbug
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Me: i only smoke weed because of cancer. mom: you don't have cancer! me: so it's working...
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No grandma, he has a hair piece, not herpes
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What blood type are most grammar nazis have? a type o
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Boys in chairs: that time i locked my lover out and couldn't let him in
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'tomorrowland' plot revealed? george clooney sci-fi film gets unofficial logline
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Nazi-looted libraries: items must be returned to owners and heirs
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Jokes about white sugar are rare... but brown sugar, demerara.
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I tried to use 'penis' as my password but it was too short.
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Watch a gentleman caller thirst after mo'nique in this 'almost christmas' clip
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Two peanuts were walking down the street one was a salted
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What do you say when you leave the uae? dubai-bye!
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One good way to kick a bad habit
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How researchers 'unwrapped' this ancient, disintegrating torah scroll
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I'm too old for this lit. - danny glover in a freshmen english class
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John oliver shows america what it missed out on by not being british
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This ‘death suit’ makes burials eco- and wallet-friendly
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What's little, brown, and found in the woods? winnies' pooh.
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Kurdish militants target turkish military in suicide attack
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New orleans restaurant under fire for racist receipt
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I like my coffee just like i like my slaves... free
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Lisbon protests: more than 100,000 rally against austerity in portugal
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Surprise! kanye west performs live for first time in nearly a year
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Nyff guide, week 1: top 5 must-see films
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Rickey smiley lends his comedy expertise for the 29th annual stellar music awards
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I'm a man trapped outside a woman's body.
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The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children.
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Feds order high school to let transgender students use girls' locker room
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You can't fix stupid but you can divorce it
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What did god say when he made the first black man? damn, i burnt one.
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'daily show' correspondent hasan minhaj eviscerates congress for inaction on guns
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Kraft have just opened up a new factory in jerusalem... they've called it 'cheeses of nazareth'.
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Three more flaws in harvard's sexual harassment policy
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My wife said i'm just like pluto i have a very cold heart
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15 of the worst movies on netflix according to rotten tomatoes
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Pakistani social media star allegedly strangled by brother in 'honor killing'
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25 health tips our readers want you to know
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An imposter and fraud or a forever grieving and healing mother?
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2 guys leap into a plane from the alps in heart-stopping video
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What's black, white, orange and terrifying? my voters pamphlet.
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Trail to the chief: the darkest of the 2016 dark horses edition
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I saw a homeless dude and gave him 1$ i saw a homeless woman and gave her 0.77$
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Grassroots activists are leading the way on the addiction crisis
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What do you get when you cross holy water with castor oil? a religious movement!
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Chicago blackhawks player andrew shaw apologizes for homophobic tantrum
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Ceo of world’s biggest catering company among those killed in seaplane crash
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Will ferrell, in tiger face paint, refuses to stop singing 'superstar' on 'conan'
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I shot a black man the other day. now i'm being charged for impersonating a police officer.
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What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? donald trump 's tie
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How to make hotel loyalty programs work for your family
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Harry connick, jr. tells grads: it's exciting if you don't have your career planned
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What the difference between jews and harry potter harry got out of the chamber alive
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I always thought i had a good imagination... but it turns out it was just my imagination
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Disney characters come to life as topiaries at epcot (photos)
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Science brought us to the moon.. while religion only brought us to some skyscrapers.
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How does a pregnant black woman fight crime? abortion
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Who's a better liar: brian williams or pinocchio?
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Once you've mastered being a surgeon... ... operating just become an exercise in patients.
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'no exit,' long beach playhouse studio theatre, long beach, ca
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'les miserables' wedding flash mob hits the web -- again (video)
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If the workouts you're talking about aren't the bedroom variety no one wants to hear about it.
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Haha - me when i don't understand the reference
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Lane bryant to collaborate with sophie theallet on 'risque' new lingerie line
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My therapist says i have a preoccupation with vengeance we'll see about that.
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What do you call a midget in a subway saying, tick...tick...tick...? a metro-gnome
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This is what happens when a twinkie gets wrapped in a burrito
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I pulled the trigger on myself... now i'm triggered.
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China's record-breaking glass bridge is so popular, it had to close
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What is the opposite of imagination? i have no idea.
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon. i'll let you know.
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If i ever start with 'this one time i went jogging.....' i am not telling the truth.
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No, your eyeballs aren't broken -- there's a portrait on that grassy hilltop
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Yo mama so ugly she got fired from a blowjob
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A good pun is like a good steak a medium rare well done.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well... i was amazed, i never knew they worked.
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Why couldn't beethoven find his teacher? because he was haydn.
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