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I have a good gay joke so good it will make your hole weak.
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Donald trump's supporters more likely to pray than riot if he loses
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Westjet surprises wildfire victims with the ultimate christmas 'miracle
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Hey, my face is up here and also over here - woman in picasso painting
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Obamacare repeal could cripple efforts to combat the opioid epidemic
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Kris kobach gets his turn to defend kansas proof of citizenship law. it's not going well.
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Antidepressant recalled after pharmacist finds wrong drug in bottle
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Obama tells british youth: don't pull back from the world
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What do mormons say when they go to the strip club? do they come in bulk?
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Ok, america, here's a how-to video on how to not murder someone
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Robbie rogers' coming out doesn't mean he should quit pro soccer
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Foster farms recalls 220,000 pounds of frozen chicken nuggets
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Police capture ahmad khan rahami, manhattan bombing suspect
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Helicopter drops 45,000 easter eggs out of the sky for egg-static kids
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Why don't lions like clowns? they taste funny
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How does harry potter get down the hill? walking. edit: jk rolling.
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'one pound fish': is viral music video the next 'gangnam style'?
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I like my girls like i like my windows... 7
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What did the old fly say to the young fly? i've seen a lot of shit!
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Q: did you hear about the new morning after pill for men? a: it changes their blood type.
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Health care workers petition fda to change opioid labeling
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Tafinlar and mekinist, melanoma drugs, approved by fda
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Texas activists occupy governor's office to stop immigration crackdown bill
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Why did russia execute its jeopardy winner? he knew too much
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What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes? dropping some ill beets.
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News flash: chapters truck caught speeding police reported, it was really booking it!
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What's rihanna's favorite love song? i can't feel my face when i'm with you
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Q: what do you call a blind dinosaur? a: do-ya-think-he-saurus.
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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog? so he could get a long little doggy.
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What do aaron hernandez and jared fogle now have in common? matching uniforms.
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Question: in china... ...is everything made in china?
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Hey guys it'd be a lot easier to lift these weights if we worked together
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Anyone hungry? i read there's some leftover cat.
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I'm a green onion and i'm here to say, i can be enjoyed most every day. -a rapscallion
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How do you make a baby drink? you stick it in a blender.
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Key witnesses in a california jailhouse snitch scandal refuse to testify
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Maybe jesus went black, and that's why he isn't coming back.
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Me: man, some of these guys take paintball so seriously log we are hiding behind: freeze
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Harry potter wouldn't leave me alone. i told him to quidditch. i'll see myself out.
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Jesus has been reimagined as a trans woman
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Nfl prospect derrius guice says team asked him if he was gay
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What's the best part of chinese food? the 4/10 cookie
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Supreme court won't review disputes over whether college athletes should be paid
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What does a greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled? stop those damn thebes!
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Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud. waiter- yes sir, it's fresh ground.
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Soledad o'brien on parenting and the magic of reading
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Why can't bicycles stand on their own? because they are two tired.
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10 most difficult places to be a mother around the world
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Keyless cars have killed more than 2 dozen people since 2006: report
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Audio tapes reveal jared fogle's ideas to target kids
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Back to school means back to the doctor: how to find 'dr. right'
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Presbyterian general assembly biennial meeting: my message on israel and palestine
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Q: why must judges learn to spell well? a: they must follow the letter of the law.
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I'm making a graph of my past relationships. i have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.
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Obama: trump administration showing 'an absence of american leadership' on paris accord
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Gabrielle union says dwyane wade is having 'his princess moment'
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Democratic candidate's kkk hoods plan proves to be nothing
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9/11 jokes are not funny guys.. the other 2, however, are hilarious!!
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Gop congressman who's leading probe of fbi director was raving about him last month
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A cooking class at villa ida in sorrento
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Jon stewart is retiring, and it's going to be (kind of) okay
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Priyanka chopra lost movie role because 'they wanted someone who's not brown'
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Grandma is doing her best to stay cool. she signed up for some hip surgery.
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Gop leaders offer to make obamacare repeal bill slightly less awful
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The most romantic movie of all time is definitely pixar's up. that old man really loved his house.
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Joe biden spends memorial day taking selfies, calling up veterans
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Black friday science: what researchers say about america's post-thanksgiving shopping spree
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I, a bernie-bro, try to defend 'what happened'
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Israeli soldier's ham sandwich will no longer get him thrown in prison
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Issues and discussions regarding when to have children and when to start removing parts of my body
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Little white dress for spring: from the stylelist network
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Why are hot dogs the best dogs? because they feed the hand that bites them.
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Origami you never realise how good you are at it until your toilet paper starts running out
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Sen. elizabeth warren slams pruitt: 'big polluters have their fantasy epa nominee'
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Astrology now: thursday's new moon signals new beginnings
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Love is in the air! qantas pilot pops the question mid-flight
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Dateline cyprus: day 16 as the global scavenger hunt travel adventure competition heats up
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What's for dinner when kim jong un meets south korean president moon jae-in
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I like to confuse my husband. so i smiled at him this morning.
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I almost banged my wife in the ass last night.. coworker: well, what happened? me: she woke up!
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These travel posters depict a dystopian future if the u.s. ignores climate change
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The one joke that i just dont get so how bout that airline food
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How do you make a salad wrap? by adding some beets
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Fresno has a major low-income housing crisis on its hands
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*steps on a lego* *shouts a bunch of obscenities* son: *walks in* is football on?
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I ate some tesco burgers last night. i think it's given me the trots.
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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school? because it was a gun-free zone
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What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies? a garbage truck
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The best thing about the earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out.
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Diet soda mixed with alcohol could lead to higher bac, study finds
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Thanks for saving health care. now, save the planet.
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Sanders gains with democratic activists, but clinton still leads
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I like my women with curves. those skinny ones are alway mad cause they're hungry.
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Dark humor is like food some people don't get it
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This is what it's really like out there for female superheroes
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My drivers license says i'm an organ donor, but jokes on them because i own a piano.
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Kaley cuoco wears shorts and a halter top to 'fallout 4' event
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If trump replaces obama as president, orange will be the new black.
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5 lifesaving things to consider when writing about the death of robin williams
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Los angeles could be one of the few cities the olympics can’t ruin
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