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U.s. envoys appointed by obama asked to quit by inauguration day
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Why was 6 scared? because 7 was a 6 offender.
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Why can't you fool an aborted baby? they weren't born yesterday.
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A cry for peace: reunification of north and south korea
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What do get when a ghost picks his nose? boooooogers!
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What do you ask a mexican girl you like? netflix and chili?
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What do you call 2 gay overweight physicists touching tips? a large hardon collider
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Lou pearlman, creator of *nsync and the backstreet boys, dead at 62
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China on track to develop indian railways as xi heads to south asia
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Too err is human... to blame the next guy is even more so.
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Louisiana deputy gets 40 years in prison for killing boy
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Birther taps benghazi conspiracy theorist as secretary of state
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Osu victim skips meeting with donald trump over his simplistic reaction to campus attack
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North carolina couple uses homemade shark cages when going into ocean
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*drives toyota corolla into mordor* see, nobody suspected a thing
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Could we celebrate the 4th of july under the old rules of our founders?
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March madness: 5 tips to keep your credit score from looking like your busted brackets
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Celeb couples who comment on each other’s instagram posts
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A $48 billion opportunity for u.s. electric customers
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Business groups might be quietly killing a bill that would bring sexual abuse claims to light
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Eliza coupe got engaged to darin olien on thanksgiving
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Why is santa always jolly? because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
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The us won gold in shooting they have good schools for it
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Sometimes relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.
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Revenge idea if a girlfriend dumps you: sneak into her house, tighten the lids on all her jars.
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Journalists are enabling a smear campaign against keith ellison
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Who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims they got through 63 stories in 10 seconds.
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The tsa found a record number of firearms in carry-on luggage last year
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People fear the heat will turn nyc into a hellscape of flying roaches
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One thing you missed on 'game of thrones' hints at a major death
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My favourite jokes are one liners about launderettes what can i say, i love dry clean humour.
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Marsha p. johnson and sylvia rivera honored by modern day trans heroes
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Did you hear macklemore changed his name? he's mackle-less now
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Elizabeth hutcheson stabbed 50 times in pizza delivery murder
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It's hard telling how many kleenex i've fathered.
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Why are the landmarks in paris quarantined? because they are parasites
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The aclu announces mass foia for donald trump's business conflicts
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What do you call a computer that sings? a dell
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Dear internet haters, lena dunham is here to defend the kardashians
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Meet the 85-year-old drag queen who stars in miley cyrus' new video
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Just realized what i'm putting on my tombstone. if you're reading this, i'm already dead.
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Reverse crowdfund-gineering: five ways to integrate events into your crowdfunding campaign
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Should you keep your ex's last name after divorce? readers weigh in
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Why are 9/11 victims great readers? they can go through 90 stories in 10 seconds
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Why nazis and white supremacists are putting the fear in middle tennessee this weekend
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Every thousand years the long rain comes... and with it come the wet walkers...
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Huffpost rise: what you need to know on july 6
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Kiss me, i'm your bride: how to plan a st. patrick's day wedding
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Let's hope god grades on a curve or i'm so screwed.
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Bannon to be interviewed tuesday by house committee probing russian interference
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What do you call a wookie in concentration camp? jewbacca
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What's yellow and covers assholes? the lakers uniform.
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'the bachelor' season 21, episode 3: here to make friends podcast
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Why we should remember to treat every day like a special occasion
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Japan launches first military communications satellite amid rising regional tensions
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Why does santa claus have such a large sack? he only comes once a year.
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Where do ants go for their holidays ? frants !
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Look: yanked clothing commercial featuring same-sex kisses inspires pro-lgbt parody
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Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss? i'm not lichen this!'
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Riff raff should name his next album street rat. 'cause i won't buy that.
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I was recently in court with a necrophiliac as a judge... everyone got the death sentence.
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Why i've called a moratorium on texting my kids
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What are condoms? something your worthless fuckup of a father couldn't afford.
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You are sitting in the middle of a back pain epidemic
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I'm going to make a calendar of sexy islamic extremists i will call it, ji-hotties
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Women in business: q&a with dina dwyer-owens, ceo of the dwyer group
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I survived: one year, three kids under 5
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I'm on a seafood diet... anything i see, i eat
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Okay class, today we are going on a trip... *hands out acid*
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What does 007 wear on his head? a bondana.
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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak french? a francophony
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She's like a cat. i don't mean in bed, she just ignores me
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Does the hotel maid look through your stuff?
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Barclays saudi arabia probe: bank denies report it made 'illegal payment' to win banking license
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All dogs go to heaven... but all snakes are athe-hissssssssssts
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Katy perry comes 'back to earth' to host mtv vmas, and twitter was not here for it
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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker? a box hedge fund!
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Support for 'doc mcstuffins' proves how vital representation is
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Why is germany uninhabitable for cats? they have nein lives!
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The met ball's most memorable beauty looks over the years
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Trump again falsely insists he would have won new hampshire if not for voter fraud
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What's the thin line between love and hate? a condom.
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What do you call part of a poem written by a seinfeld character? a george costanza.
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Weight loss success: paco chairez discovered bodypump and zumba and lost 60 pounds
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Jennifer aniston's yoga teacher, mandy ingber, on how the star stays cool, calm and collected
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I was mugged by an artist last night.... he drew a gun on me
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Professor john seed's 10 steps to stress-free artistic and creative development
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Attorneys general sue over devos' handling of for-profit colleges
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Puerto rico files for biggest ever u.s. local government bankruptcy
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Bob dole scolds republicans on the 25th anniversary of the ada
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Relationships are like farts too much force will result in shit
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A magic 8-ball would make better life decisions for me than i do.
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The decision to not set back my clocks last fall is looking pretty good right now.
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Hillary clinton to release 2015 tax returns within days, criticizes donald trump
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Family dog mauls little girl's elf on the shelf, er staff work their magic
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Helen keller walks into a bar and a table, and a chair
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Why do so many white people get lost skiing? it's hard to find them in the snow.
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Forget flowers, 5 ways to make mom happier
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Of course divorce is expensive. the price of freedom has always been high.
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