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Kim kardashian has something to say about family's pregnancy trifecta
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Save the date: couple gets creative and messy with wedding invites (video)
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How to get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve...
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Why william shatner can't attend leonard nimoy's funeral
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The only french onion soup recipe you'll ever need
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How come when someone says we need to talk it's never about ice cream or star wars?
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Getting kids outdoors: it's all about the sales pitch
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Fbi raid, staff exits, canceled foreign trip making for best 'infrastructure week' yet
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Elizabeth warren fires back at 'pathetic coward' donald trump after assassination suggestion
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What did the buffalo say to his son when leaving for college? bison
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Senators target the 'many-headed dragon' of climate change denial
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Walter lippmann's maine retreat has one of the east coast's best views (photos)
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Today i found out what it was like to play a fps first person shoveler. gg blizzard.
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Luxury in the yachting capital of the world
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One of donald trump's supreme court picks says merrick garland is too old to be confirmed
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Chicago police will double number of tasers, get de-escalation training
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The new 'suicide squad' trailer is full of laughs, harley quinn and batfleck
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Spicebush swallowtail larvae may be the coolest bugs ever (photo)
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Why didn't thor like the party? it was too loki.
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What do you put on big rusty boobs? double d 40
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Maher to kristol: tea party was about 'a black president'... kristol to maher: 'total bullsh*t!'
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How does moses make tea? he brews it.
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Donald trump had been hinting at bad blood with james comey
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Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? they each got six months.
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First nighter: theresa rebeck's 'poor behavior' just plain poor
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You know that's not even a word, right? i said, condescendingatively
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Mike pence rips ap for publishing his wife's email address
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Why was the magnet seeing the psychiatrist? because it was bipolar.
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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? he's a party pooper!
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Kendall and kylie jenner just faced a new yorker's worst nightmare
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This flower girl is a real bitch (photo)
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Mike pence cements his trump bromance with gushing love letter
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Don cheadle claims trump once used racial slur in reference to black women
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New york city hopes to ban supersize sugary beverages
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Where do south africans buy their pastrami and salami? at the nelson mandeli.
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The queen's former chef reveals her basic go-to breakfast
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Boy sings 'i will always love you,' wins the internet's heart (video)
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Jerry brown extols california's bipartisan commitment to fighting climate change
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People across the country are handing out tampons to homeless women
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Ms. pac man is the biggest hoe in history for 25 cents she swallows until she fucking dies.
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Yes, blac chyna plans to change her last name to kardashian
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Wtf is almond milk almonds ain't even got titties
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Take an extra look: child heatstroke deaths on the rise
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New york mag leads pack with 9 national magazine award nominations
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Olympic bobsledder steven holcomb found dead at 37
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A book about resisting tyranny turns into an incredible public art project
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Trevor noah calls out nra for silence over legal gun owner philando castile
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Why was noah a great businessman? he floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
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Poets and performers rap their way through your favorite classic books
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Mlk day: his calls for equality, service are enduring legacies
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Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery? he's not a fan of juvenile plots.
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If we get to have sex with our valentines on valentine's day i can't wait until presidents' day.
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Hmmm... jack nicholson. he's that guy from the laker's games right?
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Netflix outage on christmas eve is blamed on amazon
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Why can't muslims eat pigs? because the quran forbids cannibalism
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Nobel laureate’s tongue-in-cheek resume deserves a prize of its own
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India’s outgunned russia and saudi arabia to become the world’s fourth-largest defense spender
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This photo series powerfully denounces the pain caused by prejudice in small towns in brazil
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Why progressive groups have a problem with clinton on social security
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Nicole kidman joins keith urban for duet after romantic serenade
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Which is better for the environment: washing dishes by hand or the dishwasher?
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Rick perry gives speech at trump-centered convention, pretends donald trump doesn’t exist
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Kim kardashian finally agrees that her waist looks photoshopped
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Donald trump’s horrific comments about women unnerve churchgoers near debate
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The best first class and business class airlines (photos)
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What they don't tell you about enjoying every moment with your kids
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The woman who hid that she's muslim for 15 years
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Houthi rebels keep yemen's president under guard despite deal
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30 ways to get even more nutella in your mouth
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Despite campaign boasts, trump has no idea how to handle classified material
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Jeb bush gubernatorial emails shed light on management style
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I went to an aa meeting i met a lot of batteries
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? a gummy bear!
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What do you call two black men on a videotape? evidence.
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How do you call a male prostitute? a prostidude!
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I think sarah jessica parker quit the church when the minister giggled & said, let us bray.
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Want to know if 'fifty shades' is worth your time (and money)?
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'bachelorette' wedding: desiree hartsock talks dream nuptials (video)
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We tend to underestimate our weight, study finds
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Why are some flowers gangsta ? cause they carry pistils.
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This is the next big tv writer for the modern woman
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Planet politics: more than we admit, trump is us
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What did the spice merchant say when someone knocked on his door? cumin!
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The first date of 'the bachelor' featured a weird gifting suite full of gowns
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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? a chocolate baa
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Arizona gop targets john mccain's re-election challenger with 'wanted' poster
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Bill maher jokes he's a 'house n****r' on 'real time'
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Americans cut down on checking for colon cancer during recession
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Pokemon go users say they're exercising more because of the app
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There are four states of matter: solid, liquid, gas, and black lives.
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Is vitamin d a good idea for diabetics?
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Congratulations – and thank you – to these pioneering transgender student graduates
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Q: why did the jews wander in the desert for forty years? a: somebody dropped a shekel.
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My mother was feeling cold so now i'm wearing a sweater.
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My friend entred me in a double-entendre competition that's it.
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Being true to ourselves doesn't come easily to most of us
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Amy schumer talks about bill cosby sketch and being the gutsiest comic in america
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Hotel site trivago finds the world's best (and worst) cities for stays
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You know why fencers subscribe to /r/jokes? because they always appreciate a riposte.
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? because he was too far out man!
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