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Practical dreaming in the hopeful light of earthrise
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Here's what conservative intellectuals think about climate change
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My girlfriend said she's disgusted that i pick my nose so much. i just blew it, didn't i?
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Mitt romney dresses as mitt romney for halloween
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Twitter hacked: company says data from 250,000 accounts may have been accessed, stolen by hackers
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I'm not lazy, i'm just highly motivated not to do anything..
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Arkansas oil spill: exxon shuts pegasus pipeline after rupture
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I don’t support trump, but i’m attending his inauguration
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My dog hunted down and killed a lizard today... you could say it was his hunting inskinkt.
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Mr. habbits overdosed on dick pills old habbits die hard
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Jesus only ever had one orgasm in his life we're still waiting for the second coming
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'whoisdsharp' injects some viral vine violin into huffpost 6x60
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Q: how is lightning like a violist's fingers? a: neither one strikes in the same place twice.
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Kirsten dunst's different shoes have us confused (photos)
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Melancholy is my favorite feeling that also sounds like a delicious dog
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'science: it's a girl thing!' video by eu commission promotes stem for women, sparks outcry
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What do you call a parent an a transsexual a transparent
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What did the plate say to the fork? don't worry, the dinner's on me.
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Atleast my crippling depression keeps me going i'm a real self-loathivator
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I wonder who the sorting hat will choose as the new pope.
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Why donald trump's defense of his star of david tweet is truly disturbing
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While the fda's approval of a new diet drug might be big news, it's not necessarily good news
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Only pools and corpses a new sitcom starring michael barrymore and demi moore.
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At national charter conference, the numbers add up -- except when they don't
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Why did hitler have so much energy? he was on a cleanse.
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In syria’s war, ‘mental health is the last priority’
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The woman behind myfitnesspal says if you don't see a female role model, maybe it should be you
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Pope francis downplays significance of bernie sanders meeting
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What did one jersey girl's leg say to the other? nothing - they've never met.
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To avoid looking at the glass as half empty or full, i drink straight from the bottle.
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Are we sure this new planet isn't just pluto wearing a wig?
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If you play the movie jaws backwards it's basically a story about a shark with bulimia.
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Why is the computer so aggressive? it bytes
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Retinol, the anti-aging ingredient, (still) fights wrinkles better than anything else
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Cop:do you know why i pulled you over miss? me: no officer why? cop:lol, nevermind
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The one recipe you need to make this weekend: buffalo nachos
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Ewan mcgregor shuts down homophobic 'beauty and the beast' haters
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Wendy williams asks why kesha didn't just record alleged sexual abuse
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Q: why did the ox fall down the hill? a: it was an oxident.
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Tyra banks gets our attention with big hair, major makeup & plunging dress (photos)
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Do you have home insurance? 'cause i'm going to smash your back door in.
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The most memorable, most hilarious tweets by midlifers in 2014
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Rand paul eats up hoax that john mccain met with isis
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Kristen bell gifs that prove she's your forever spirit animal
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Jeff sessions admits he has no idea what doj is doing to prevent election hacking
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Light exercise can benefit health (even when you don't work up a sweat)
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When i see couples madly in love, i just assume they met yesterday.
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I missed a period in that last tweet. i hope i'm not pregnant.
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Will charters really try to replace suspensions with win-win alternatives?
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Michigan republicans are trying to pass a restrictive voter id bill for no reason
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Breaking: israelites in sinai suddenly achieve freedom from pharaoh -- good times forecast
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What is the definition of trust? two cannibals going down on one another
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John regrets getting a brain transplant. i guess he changed his mind.
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What did one ameoba say to the other ameoba? go fuck yourself.
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What type of grapes do indians like? gangrapes
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Ask the parent coach: how to stop your preschooler from name-calling
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How to be great in 24 hours or less
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Hannity continues pushing seth rich conspiracy theory after fox news retracts story
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Justin bieber? why would someone call their daughter justin?
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Bernie sanders' personal plea to delegates: don’t protest on convention floor
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How to pull off wearing the kitschiest accessory ever
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8 facts that'll change how you view 'himym'
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I went to premature ejaculators anonymous but nobody was there. i guess i came too soon.
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What's the worst thing about a pi eating contest? it never ends
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Trump’s proposed after-school cuts could lead to more hungry kids, lower test scores
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What did the one wall say to the other wall? meet you at the corner!
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Shamrock shake: what's really in mcdonald's st. paddy's day drink?
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Elizabeth warren hits wall street to defend obama retirement rule
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The worst part of eating vegetables getting them out the wheelchair
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My dog loves sniffing piles of poop he gets so shitfaced from it.
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Everyone keeps telling me that i'm condescending. it means i talk down to people.
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Vera rubin, astronomer who discovered the first direct evidence of dark matter, dead at 88
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Donald trump's attitude toward hacking raises concerns among cybersecurity experts
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What did kurtis blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive? these are the brakes!
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I bought my friend an elephant for their room. they said thanks! i said don't mention it.
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I snort bits of pork when i'm hungry. i call them hamboogers.
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How do you call an unfanny comedian? a youtuber.
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Feminists are like mr. bean they do stupid stuff and everybody laughs at them!
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How did the hillbilly find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying
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Everyone should have a good, somewhat clean, joke on hand to tell in a pinch. what's yours?
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Why do bakers work so hard? because they knead the dough.
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'it's a tremendous life' imagines trump without his rich dad's help
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What do you call a superfluous elephant? irelephant
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Taylor swift and selena gomez recreate music videos together, too
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Apple's next iphone update could help you get better sleep
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Like if... you've recorded yourself singing to see if you could actually sing.
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Why did people call the late man a tiny ass? because he was a little behind.
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What's it called when you kidnap a ghost? a polter-heist
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Why did the man clean up after getting a sex change? he felt disorganized.
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Nypd officers suspended after witnesses say they didn't check on woman later found dead
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What were charles darwin's favorite fruits? oranges and peaches.
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Twin wedding: identical twins marry identical twins, one couple has identical twin sons
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Royal baby name: george alexander louis is kate and william's choice
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Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there.
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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common? they both always seem to end up in your clothes
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Meet the 18-year-old artist now showing in the museum of sex
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From farm to patient: how one medical facility is rethinking hospital food
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New year's eve prank leaves 4-year-old glued to mcdonald's toilet
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Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
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Nra head: more guns mean safer schools, ‘completely ridiculous’ to think otherwise
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