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Nike 'suspends relationship' with sharapova after failed drug test
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Former north carolina gov. says it’s tough finding a job because people think he’s a bigot
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How to cope with the scariest health info you find online
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Why paris fashion week is the ultimate fashion week
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Pythagoras was a skeptic... ...but now he believes in angles
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Kendall jenner is white hot in a minidress
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What do you call two midgets giving each other oral sex? 34.5ing
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Nfl team spends days hiding 'fresh prince of bel-air' lyrics in cryptic tweets
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Why was the sand wet? because the sea-weed.
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I accidently opened the fitness app and my phone immediately called to report itself stolen.
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Young voters lash back: lessons from polling the uk election
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Runners should never have to pay for their race photos
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I'm way more unique than everyone else who likes the same esoteric bullshit as me.
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Taylor swift and tom hiddleston continue their love story at selena gomez's concert
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Today's so hot it was offered a lucrative recording contract even though it can't sing
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The global search for education: the tech report - from australia
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What did the roadman say when he saw the mona lisa? that's a peng ting.
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What do you call a chinese food truck? a wok in the park
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What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish ? every morning you will rise and shine.
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Kickstarter focuses its mission on altruism over profit
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Mechanical engineers they're not rocket scientists but they are sprocket scientists.
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What do you call a trump wall that's politically corrupt? a gate.
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Knock knock who's there jo jo who? jo moms!
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Are you the shark in the pond? it's time to find a bigger pond
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I keep throwing up when i count in french my doctor thinks i might have a huit allergy
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What's the difference between pedophiles and acne? acne waits until you're 13.
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I was going to make a illegal immigrant joke but i wouldn't want to cross that border
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What's big and yellow and can't swim? a bulldozer.
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The top laptop deals of black friday 2015
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The best fudge bars: our taste test results
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7 things you probably didn't know about figs
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Abortions are so fun it really brings out the kid in you
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There's an epic jersey shore hot rod race you need to see
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It doesn't matter where you are, an old lady is about to be in your way.
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In the war between the cia and senate democrats, everybody won except the public
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Cemeteries make for ideal neighbors, according to real estate survey
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Why did the cynic fall asleep? because he had a bed day.
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Monster energy vice president accused of sexual harassment resigns
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Photos offer rare look inside the facilities border agents use to hold unauthorized immigrants
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A piece of 9/11 at the lincoln center firehouse
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My girlfriend is like a lawnmower... everyone is asking to borrow her.
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Oops! buckingham palace guard slips on his arse
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The best part of waking up was the folgers in my cup - suicide note, first draft
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My girlfriend said i should be more romantic... she didn't like my toga but the orgy was great!
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To the person that stole my copy of microsoft office... i will find you. you have my word.
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What do you call an italian with erectile dysfunction? floppy giuseppe
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Dark comedy is like food. not everyone gets it.
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Chobani mold sickness: is mucor circinelloides actually the culprit?
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The challenge for women in comedy: figuring out what’s funny (and what's not) in trump's america
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What's your favorite city in thailand? phuket, i don't know...
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The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy.
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How long does an owl live? about six and a half books.
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Wanna hear a joke about an unsharpened pencil? nevermind, there's no point
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Why did tigger get stuck in the toilet? he was looking for pooh.
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Why did the black child cross the road? to get to the other side
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What's the best part about having sex with 28-year-olds? there are 20 of them.
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Doug's dozen: 12 fox news headlines for that obama rainbow photo
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Post-election ideas for updating your now-lonely facebook page
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Chuck schumer: democrats will filibuster neil gorsuch's nomination
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The colonial roots of myanmar’s rage against the rohingya and why i didn’t see it earlier
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In china the labels read, made by someone you know.
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What's the difference between art and junk? a plaque.
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Did you hear about the factory run by a hangman? all work has been suspended.
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What did sherwock say to watsun while vacationing in tokyo? well done, old jap.
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Good samaritan rescues 3 from burning car moments before explosion
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Celebrity exes: 6 celeb exes we'd like to cast in a reality show
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What is the body temperature of a tauntaun? (star wars) luke-warm.
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What my daughter and i learn when we carve out mom and daughter time
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Texas education board votes to create classes on mexican-american studies
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What did the ghost serve at his halloween party? hallowieners!
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Why can't foster kids play baseball? they don't know where home is! daniel , reddit clown
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What do you call it when you kill a queen bee? pesticide.
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I'd want a burglar to break into my house, i'll help them look for money.
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I for one is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
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What idiot called it the clap and not dishonorable discharge?
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I'm really worried about this harry potter kid. seems like he's definitely gonna die.
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What does seven days without exercise make? one weak!
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2 nazis walk into a bar they each get 10 shots
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Q: why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? a: gives 'em something to do on saturday night!
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Sandwich proposal might be the most unromantic thing ever
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Guy fieri's flavortown roasts are everything that's wrong with america
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Q: what is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? a: terrorists have sympathizers.
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The gop's frankenstein monster is now strong enough to destroy the party
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Storm what do call if it was raining nazis? a heil storm
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What do you call a person with.. a phone.
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Huffpollster: donald trump is lagging far behind hillary clinton
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Islamic state imposes strict new order in mosul, and deprivation is a result
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I think people who use go fly a kite as an insult don't really understand kites or insults.
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Lessons learned about positive psychology and positive education
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We shouldn't be cartwheeling over the lamilly doll just yet
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The new label you're going to want your boyfriend to wear
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Stephen colbert has a bold prediction for the trump-kim meeting
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France is a shitty country... even the nice parts are rundown.
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I'm going to open a summer camp for kids with add and call it 'the concentration camp'
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Hope you don't mind if i make transformer sound effects when we switch positions.
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I just can't take this long distance relationship anymore... i'm moving the fridge to my room.
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Trevor noah has a mind blowing theory about sean hannity
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Sharpen your saw: habit no. 7 of 7 habits of highly effective people
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Barack obama just cracked down on wall street
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Now is a good time to think about every mistake you've ever made. - 3 am
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