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Did you know that 50% of asian businessmen have cataracts? the other half have bmw's.
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Knock knock who's there ! alexia ! alexia who ? alexia again to open this door !
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How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? throw it under a bus.
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Huffpost explains why trump coverage is entertainment on 'morning joe'
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How did feminism start? some guy forgot to lock the kitchen door
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Adorable little girl sings cutest version of the alphabet song ever
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What do you call an exceptionally intelligent gay man? homogeneous
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What's the difference between my bike and your mom? your dad doesn't watch when i ride my bike.
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The huffington post to interview nurses supporting bernie sanders in south carolina
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James corden and terry crews get ready to rumble
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Hillary clinton solved a problem corporate america can’t seem to fix
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Donald trump will make america great again... ... he's already grating on me!
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Describe yourself in 3 words i am a rebel
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What john legend and chrissy teigen learned in one year of parenting
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How ‘the l word’ changed lesbian television forever
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Vikings training camp: minnesota has made progress, looks to take next step
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Rate kickass only this if your name isn't steve
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3 rings in a man's life 1. engagement ring 2. wedding ring 3. suffering
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Gay and intersex asylum seekers find a place to call home in britain
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What do you call a worthless priest? holy shit.
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Fart joke why don't women fart? they don't get an arsehole until they get married!
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If betty white killed someone, i wouldn't turn her in.
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U.s. sanctions north korean weapons companies, financial networks
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My dog just got into a bottle of tums she is now a basic bitch.
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Breasts are like beer... men may state a preference, but we'll take whatever's on tap.
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11 cops disciplined as oakland completes sex scandal probe
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Have you heard about the new web md zodiac? all the signs say cancer.
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Neil patrick harris and family show 'star wars' love for halloween
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The word nothing is a palindrome. nothing reversed is gnihton. which also means nothing.
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How do you know it's midnight at the neverland ranch? the big hand's touching the little hand.
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Did you hear about the lumberjack who worked overtime? he logged a lot of hours.
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A back-to-school message: emphasize childhood health, not obesity
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Suicide bomber kills 21 at religious procession in nigeria
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I thought more people would laugh at my candy joke... but all i heard was a few snickers.
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Fact checking trump's first week on crime and voting
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Have rural communities lost the right to a safe, legal abortion?
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How to make the best meatless sloppy joes
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‘the bachelor’ season 21, episode 7: here to make friends podcast
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A bicycle cannot stand alone; it's two tired!
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If donald trump is elected president... there'll be hell toupee.
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The top 1 percent owns over half of the world's household wealth
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Robert de niro rages at donald trump's arts defunding
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The urgent humanitarian crisis doesn't begin or end at the border
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If you can read this please let me know because it means i blocked the wrong person.
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Everybody on earth must be ''literate''... because nobody ever uses the trash cans anymore :/
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All the private islands you should visit this summer
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Why has america been abbreviated to usa because it has to capitalize everything
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I'm still i'm still jenner from the block i really want a fanny but i have a cock.
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How much does a pirate pay for corn? a buccaneer!
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All i wanna do is move to a safer neighborhood
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Vanessa hudgens continues her reign as coachella queen
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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie that was drowning? because he was too far out, man
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What do you call a french pole vaulter? a leap frog
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Joe scarborough says trump made rob porter 'the victim' in domestic abuse allegations
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Illinois attorney general asks judge for permission to stop paying workers during budget impasse
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Why did the nazi refuse to drink lemonade? he hated acidic juice.
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Why did god create man before woman? he didn't want any advice.
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Freida pinto's preppy style: look of the day (photos)
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An orchestra went to the desert which member felt the warmest? the conductor.
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No power. mitt romney : 8 million americans still have no power. obama: 8 million and one.
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Friend: try to relate to her. (later on date) me: *nervously* can i be your cousin?
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Breaking: microsoft announces the monkees catalog now available on zune.
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Mike pence straddles the line between unknown and unpopular
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‘game of thrones’ character might’ve really hinted at highly anticipated grudge match
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So.. this pickup line works knock knock. who's there? sex with. sex with who? sex with me!
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I won every fight in 1st grade. not because i was tough, because i was 13.
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I hope this year they have the courage to legalize diarrhea.
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Disney wedding: jamie and christopher chandler throw over-the-top disney-themed wedding (photos)
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The new excuse for violence and threats against abortion providers
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Hillary clinton is on her way to a $1 billion campaign. donald trump is not.
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Anthony scaramucci 'tells all' in r-rated spoof interview with jimmy kimmel
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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a well known six offender
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What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies? a swallow
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Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much? because, it's acidic juice.
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If there are 2 things i hate they're... incomplete lists.
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Why does it take so long to play israeli sports? because all the replays are in shlomo.
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Eye test could detect carotid artery stenosis, stroke risk factor: study
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White house works to release republican memo despite fbi warning
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When you neutralize an acidic solution in a titration, what do you do? drop the base.
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Pregnant kate middleton enjoys swiss alps with prince william, prince harry (photos)
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Selma blair and rachel mcadams accuse james toback of sexual harassment
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What type of martial arts does jesus know? jiu jitsu.
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Asbestos may pose health hazards in hurricane sandy's wake
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Knock knock who's there ! cecil ! cecil who ? cecil have music whereever she goes.... !
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I wonder if anyone in a full burqa ever thinks, wow, that's a great picture of me.
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Kellogg is latest company to pull advertising from breitbart
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Customer: why does your sign say fine dining? waiter: we can dream can't we?
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Sarah jessica parker walks into a bar... the bartender says why the long face?
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Billionaire cash is flooding los angeles to push trump-devos school choice agenda
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In soviet russia assholes are like opinions kgb only lets you keep one of them
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Cnn's brooke baldwin had to take a water break recounting 4 weeks of trump
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Nutrition tips: surprising dos and don'ts of salads
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Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? because it looks like your face hit the ground first.
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Employers value national service as a leap year, not a year off
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Watching your salt? beware of sodium bombs in your medicine cabinet
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Don't let your life insurance die a slow death
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This is so wrong, i say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as i butter a donut
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It just got harder for la police to confiscate homeless people's possessions
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Transgender parent on coming out to her 10-year-old son: 'he's my hero' (video)
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You should never criticize a muslim... until you've walked a mile in their suicide vest.
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