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In hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a rubik's cube to solve it
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Is michael phelps' and ryan lochte’s rivalry a good thing?
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Someone asked me to make a joke about cancer... i said, sorry i can't sir.
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Here's yet another reminder that muslim immigrants can be heroes
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Hindsight is $20.20. don't even ask me what she charged to see her boobs.
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Why can you always trust a bee without wings? because it's down to earth.
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Miles teller knows you're angry about 'the fantastic four'
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Kim richards reportedly not returning to 'real housewives of beverly hills'
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Deadly u.s. yemen raid netted no major intelligence: report
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Exercise reduces fat surrounding heart, liver of people with type 2 diabetes
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Ann coulter calls khizr khan a 'snarling muslim'
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Rapper kevin gates accused of kicking woman during show
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Women in business: q&a with denise lee, founder of alala
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Where's black widow? twitter calls marvel out for excluding her on merch
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Watch an army of gummy bears come to a sad and sticky end
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What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? you are the wind beneath my wings.
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Shit.......i could get 100% on the test i got 27%. it was so close..
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Networking made easy: 8 conversation starters for those who don't know where to start
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Democrats ask judge to sanction republicans over trump
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This adorable robot could save your grandma's life
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Islam is a race. because it's inbreeds fucking each other.
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What do you call dangerous precipitation? a rain of terror.
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Too ugly for the people i want. too hot for the people who want me.
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Why did god make girls so stupid? so that they would love boys
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You can’t say carly fiorina is unfit to be president after this fast-stepping video
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Aclu stalls trump’s plan to deport iraqi christians
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What's the difference between a dog and a fox? about six beers.
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What did one piece of butter say to the other? aaayyy mah butter from another udder
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The artist formerly known as cedric the entertainer has arrived
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A prime minister gets the innovation ball rolling
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Two things you should never do: 1. run with scissors 2. scissor with the runs
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How to really listen in a difficult conversation (6.2)
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6 homey hideaways that will help you find some peace (photos)
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Moms should avoid crying at doctor visits for kids
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Speaking more than one language helps stroke recovery
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Why is six afraid of seven? seven made six confused.
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What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? a circus is full of cunning stunts
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This christmas house light show is next level (video)
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How to make martin luther king jr.'s life meaningful to kids today and forever
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Deadly bombing in niger market after boko haram attack
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What do a hockey player and a hippie chick have in common? they both shower after 3 periods.
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North korea celebrates founder's birthday with mock missile attack on united states
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Christmas markets: europe's annual holiday markets open to the public (photos)
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Mom from viral lullaby video releases touching ballad about single parenthood
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Jurassic park (1993): an old man with ungodly amounts of money doesn't have any common sense.
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Why don't you see any slow black people? because the slow ones are in prison.
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Just heard that they served cider at margaret thatcher's wake... ...it was thatchers cold
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How many seconds are there in a day in africa? seconds? they barely get firsts!
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How much does a pirate pay for corn? a buccaneer (i heard we're doing pirate jokes today)
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Obstacles for women reaching the top: unconscious images
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Butternut squash with ginger root and noodle broth
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'we were treated like animals': the story of indonesia's lgbt activists
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Why did the chicken cross the beach? to get to the other tide
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Huffpollster: how much are pollsters really getting paid?
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The gentle genius behind the greatest jazz label: alfred lion and blue note
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You can retire now, lead a sacred life and find true joy
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Jimmie johnson is still irritated at donovan mcnabb
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Crazy riddle if jane's daughter is my daughter's mother, then who am i to jane?
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'maze runner' sequel scheduled to premiere in 2015
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How do you find will smith in the winter time? follow the fresh prints!
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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion? an electron
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Wall street turmoil worsens as dow jones plunges 1,000 points
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Brazil's president is one step closer to impeachment
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'grey's anatomy' fans launch petition to bring back mcdreamy
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Simone biles is a superhero in this perfect olympic tribute art
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If thieves ever broke into my house, searching for money... ...i'd just laugh and search with them.
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We're one step closer to brain scans that can reveal criminal intent
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How is daniel craig a policeman? he is in spectre (inspector)
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Celebrity marriage: stars who dumped celebs for 'regular' people
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Solange knowles' cannes look is a fashion risk (photos, poll)
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I asked a refugee: how did you get out of iraq? he answered: iran
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One day i'll cure blindness. you'll see! you'll all see!
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Anonymous mom: i can't believe how much was left out of my birth class
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How do you make a dog stop humping your leg? pick him up and suck his dick.
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Math never tried to solve any of my problems.
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Nicholson crying? post-heart attack depression -- heart month: day 19
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Children and anxiety: helping anxious kids target their fears
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Did you hear the joke about the 100-inch pizza? it's hard to deliver.
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6 things i do to give my body the proper nutrition it needs
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Gay bread what do you call a gay piece of bread? a fagguette. a fa
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What's a mouse's favourite record ? please cheese me !
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‘snl’ host john mulaney wrote last night’s best sketch in 2010
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Fake press conference baits real people to take the microphone
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Stop what you’re doing and watch the currys turn up with michelle obama
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Did you hear about the black comedian? he stole the show.
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David oyelowo wants an actor of color to play a main character on ‘game of thrones’
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Hillary clinton's religious background and the 2016 presidential election
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Russian opposition leader navalny attacked and beaten in airport
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Kim kardashian wants 'everyone to be as honest as kanye'
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There are only 10 bad people in the world.. and i get christmas cards from 9 of them.
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The 42 best websites for furniture and decor that make decorating easy
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Gop elector decides to resign from electoral college over trump
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I took a class on personal finance i had no interest in it.
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After chuck norris eats a large meal, he literaly burns of the caleries
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Which nut could pimp the prince of darkness? mack-a-dameon.
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Report: white house looking at ethics rule to weaken special investigation
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I have a lot of road rage. fuck roads!!!
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General mills releases tiny toast, its first new cereal in 15 years
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Def need a facebook filter to prevent all the weddings and babies from showing up on my feed.
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What did socialists use before candles? light bulbs.
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