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Who's really happier: young people or older people?
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How did the actress from legally blonde die? witherknife
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Did you know that dracula wants to become a comedian? he's looking for a crypt writer.
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Ego and super-ego walk into a bar. the bartender says, i'm going to need to see some id.
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Three female cartoonists open up about drawing hillary clinton
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Bernie madoff: 'the banks had to know what i was doing'
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Gluten-free foods are not more nutritious for most people, study finds
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'game of thrones' concert might have a secret bran connection
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Cannes jewelry robbery: chopard jewels lifted from hotel room at film fest (updated)
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What kind of bird flies around bays? bagles
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How did harry potter get down the hill? by walking...j.k. rowling
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My definition of healthy is better than yours
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I was reading a book about adhesive the other day. i just couldn't put it down.
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Women are only terrible at parking because we're constantly being lied to about what 9 inches is
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'sparkle,' cee-lo green: 'the voice' judge performs 'i'm a man' in new movie preview (video)
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Kate middleton's british designers: is she supporting enough young talent?
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A midget fortune teller killed his clients and fled... he is a small medium at large.
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10 things parents really do understand about teens
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I asked a german girl for her number today. apparently it is 999-999-9999. weird right?
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Where does spaghetti go to dance? the meatball.
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I know the voices in my head aren't real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
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I play hard to get; if it's hard, you're getting it.
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Hdl and sudden death: the heart has its reasons
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Eric leppanen, maine artist, turned life of easy credit into political art
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Now the uk is out of the eu we can ban pre-shredded cheese. make britain grate again.
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Why cant paul walker use tumblr? he only sticks to the dashboard
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Cop pleads not guilty in killing of sam dubose
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Are rogue militants preparing for war on american soil?
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The pope rapping meme is back and better than ever
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What do you call a murder committed by a gay person? *homo*cide ;)
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Those who like me, raise your hand. those who don't, raise your standards.
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I peed so hard that a little laugh came out
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Northern rock bank run offers a lesson for europe
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House conservatives were plotting against paul ryan. then came trump's surprise.
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Smart poster campaign is giving women a safe way to get out of a date
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The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.
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What's the similarity between a gay man and a toothpick? they both poke around in old food
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A roman walks into a bar........ .....holds up two fingers and says, five beers, please!
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Nonagenarians ditch dating apps, go on blind date at bookstore
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'portlandia' debuts new mra anthem, because life is hard for white dudes
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Q: what did the atlantic say to the pacific? a: nothing. it just waved.
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing... they just waved.
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Another state shows voter fraud isn't a widespread problem
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What's the difference between a jew and a bullet? the bullet gets out of the chamber.
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What's the difference between a boy band and a band of just guys? the person sucking dick.
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What's the definition of vagina? the box a penis comes in.
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Utah tar sands: will the u.s. join canada in tapping the 'bottom of the barrel'?
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking and this is your captain shouting!
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If satan lost his hair... ...there would be hell toupe.
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10 winning distinctions: what my champion racehorse taught me about winning
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What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you eat with that...
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Q: what's the best sport to learn when you are moving? a: boxing
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What to do when you've dropped your iphone in water
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Betsey johnson bankruptcy: designer's licensing company files for chapter 11
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What do you call batman when he leaves church early? christian bale.
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What did one deodorant say to the other? i can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.
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Rare footage reportedly shows korean 'comfort women' forced to work in brothels during wwii
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Cyber sex is not as easy as it looks. i should have picked a less crowded starbucks.
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Judge blocks bobby jindal's move to scrap common core tests
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What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked? a witch.
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Boss: ok! who smashed a hole through the wall?!
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Andy richter returns as conan's sean spicer after greatest monologue ever
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The economy, creativity and ethics-teaching our children to choose
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Ted cruz tries a new look, ruthless warrior who makes friends
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I am one mom! away from making the 6 o'clock news.
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Jimmy kimmel shuts down donald trump's iq boasts
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J.k. rowling shows two faces of donald trump on international women's day
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I'd like to drown my sorrows. but i can't convince my wife to go swimming.
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Yemen's power struggle escalates as houthis seize strategic city
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What do you call the entrance you come through from hell to get into heaven? the glory hole
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Wanna hear a joke about paper? nevermind, it's tearable!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world those who know binary, and those who don't.
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Once again, bruce springsteen inspires hope and courage
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I just burned 1,500 calories! i forgot the pizza in the oven.
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Huffpollster: polls show donald trump gaining in critical battleground states
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What kind of donuts did bob marley prefer? the ones with jam in
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Microsoft just took a step toward actual gender diversity
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Republicans make a political calculus on state and local tax deduction
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Dust from dog-owning homes linked with lower asthma risk
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Where do grasshoppers eat? at ihop. a three-year-old made this up.
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What kind of bee can never make up its mind? a maybe
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What the 'mixed kids are always so beautiful' meme really means
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Our country's going to shit and i will not stand for it... ...so i sat down
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Which person leaves first after a glory hole blowjob? please answer. it's very urgent.
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People always ask me why i quit my job as a can crusher... well it was just soda-pressing!
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Know what they call the useless skin around a vagina? a woman.
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What do a pediatrician and podiatrist have in common? their patients are 2'
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Til you can stimulate your prostate outside just get out there and do it.
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5 ways to feel like a hot mama again!
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Melissa mathison, oscar-nominated 'e.t.' screenwriter, dead at 65
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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? odor in the court!!!
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Why do we call lady parts beavers? because they devour wood.
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Why congress should let everyone deduct charitable gifts from their taxes
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Huffpost's oasis makeup and massage center: check it out!
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Audrey hepburn vs. katharine hepburn: who is the better style icon (vote)
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This inspiring film reminds us of the value of a kind gesture
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Ryan reynolds debunks the myth that women don't like superhero movies
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Why do cows think cooks are mean? they whip cream!
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Why did the rope get put in timeout? because he was very knotty.
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Virginia museum opens costa concordia exhibit on memorial day weekend (photos)
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