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Rudy giuliani has an odd defense for his attack on clinton's marital history
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The main reason i got married is that i really hate driving..
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Everybody loves my mom's cooking the only thing she's ever made that people didn't like was me
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What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? a woman edit: grammar
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Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted
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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery? he went on furlong-er.
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Heather russo, pro cleaner, helps cancer patients by cleaning their homes (video)
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Which day of the week do ghosts like best? moandays.
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What does it take to finish a race? more than a holocaust
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A car was blown off an overpass during a recent storm. 255 people were arrested.
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Report from turkey: enjoying the med beaches while the rest of the mid east burns
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What is similar between casino and women liquor in the front poker in the back :-d
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What is a dog's favourite easter treat? jelly bones!
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Iran deal will be front and center in maryland congressional race
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Parkour or plastic? *bounces away with your groceries*
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What does a vampire on a diet drink? blood lite thanks jim butcher...
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I am a recovering redneck. it's been three weeks since i dry humped a cousin.
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If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
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Do you guys like civil war jokes? because general lee i don't find them funny.
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Why didn't the black kid play pokemon? he was afraid they were trying to catch jamal.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.... then he apologized to the woman he bumped into.
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An irish man walks out of a bar... has never happened.
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The utilities knew, exxon knew, shell knew, they all knew
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Google exec shares story of how health care helped son before his heartbreaking death
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You'd think being in a pickle would be a good thing.
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John kasich didn't do himself any favors at the last gop debate
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U.s. soccer bans headers for kids under the age of 11
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What did the astronaut say to the other when he pressed the wrong button? i apollo-gize.
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When it comes to russian roulette .. .. 5/6 approve
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This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but i'd never met herbivore.
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San bernardino attacker's brother-in-law wonders if killer was brainwashed
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5 outdoor living ideas for spring and summer
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How do you know your man is cheating? when he drives by her place the wifi connects
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Kris allen's new song will inspire you to do something
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Milk and cereal popsicles are breakfast's answer to busy mornings
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The clarisonic pedi sonic foot transformation system will save your feet (and tights)
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What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist? an inkling.
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Emma stone hilariously fails jimmy fallon's 'singing whisper challenge'
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What did the bunny ask his boss for? a raise in *celery*.
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Why you should say yes to that birthday invitation
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Falling oil prices reveal america's fracking trap -- and saudi arabia's continued energy dominance
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Scott disick's latest instagram gives us hope for a reconciliation
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The perfect movies for anyone who needs cheering up
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What's the difference between adolf hitler and usain bolt? usain bolt can finish a race.
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What is a pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest and no booty.
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Q: what do you call a truckload of vibrators? a: toys for twats.
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4 out of 5 working parents have this at work. do you?
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I shake my bottled water so the h's & o's are evenly distributed.
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What happened to the defeatists poker business? it folded.
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What are your guys' best cards against humanity answers?
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Tell her she's glowing and watch her do the mental math on when her last period was
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Mitch mcconnell is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week
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Trib total media to lay off 153 in sweeping restructuring
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Why did einstein cross the road? so the other side could get to him
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A look back at the kauai gmo protests
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Why don't tampons talk to maxi-pads? because they're stuck-up cunts.
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Cheat sheet: how to get an airline elite status match
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A retrospective on south africa – lawyers as vanguards
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Tennis star forgot her massive check at u.s. open
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Who is too fat to fly? airlines are working it out
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I like my women like i like my coffee. silent
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Why can't monday get a girlfriend? because it always comes to fast
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What do you call a hired investigator who's a jerk only when he's alone? a private dick.
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What do you call it if you put an ied on an italian? rigatoni!
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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? elephanta claus !
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I play online simpsons trivia games against little kids in foreign countries and i lose
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Chef teaches inmates at cook county jail how to cook, how to live
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Your word is... death can you use it in a sentence? in most states, yes
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Simone biles and shaq kick off super bowl with an epic photo
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Three ways to deal with the poison person
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What do you call an unwanted sext? a molext.
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Here's the 'urgent wish list' trophy hunters sent to ryan zinke
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Tony robbins rejects 'guru' label in new documentary
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot!
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Why taking time off from exercise is good for your health
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Your call is very important to us. so please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.
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Tv news shows largely ignored anti-war voices in run-up to syria strikes: study
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'first grade problems' meme finds humor in little kid dilemmas (photos)
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Another light goes out in bahrain as al wasat closes
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Centenarians spill the 4 secrets to a long and happy life
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My ex talked me into marriage i mean, she was my girlfriend before she became my wife
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Vatican puts 2 reporters under investigation in leaks probe
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Abandoned subways in cincinnati, rochester, chicago, new york (photos) - weather.com
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On social security's 82nd birthday, america faces a choice
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Why are orphans bad at poker? because they don't know what a full house is
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My wife's fanny smells like roses.. but rose's is tighter.
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California's brutal drought could change the state forever
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Yo momma is so fat, the sorting hat put her in all four houses.
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Post card from the fringe: right-wing dissidents against pope francis
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Trump presidency is taking the luster off trump tower
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Katherine webb and aj mccarron are engaged and that ring is huge (photos)
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Last words: cynthia lee fontaine reflects on her time on ‘rupaul’s drag race’
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How do you titillate an ocelot? oscillate his tits a lot.
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Great job keeping shit out of my eye, eyelash that's currently in my eye.
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Seven secret destinations that will make you smile (photos)
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I submitted a penis joke once the mod tagged it long...
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North korea says rockets to u.s. ‘inevitable’ after trump dubs kim ‘rocket man’
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Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do
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Inhofe's grand climate conspiracy theory: it's all about barbra streisand
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The evolution of dating: there's an app for that
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