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Be a part of the festival revelry in bhutan
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I've heard like eight cancer jokes today... if i hear another one it's gonna benign
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Can the pentagon win when putsch comes to shove?
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U.s. swimmer bentz says lochte played key role in rio scandal
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Why do you never see any bugs in a church? because they are in sects.
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Bobbi kristina pays touching tribute to mom whitney houston
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What do you call 250 dead politicians? a good start.
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I have literally never seen a mattress store with customers in it
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8 halloween don'ts we didn't think we had to say in the first place (photos)
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Vandals deface colossal las vegas land art art installation
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Juli briskman has at least 5,523 reasons to be thankful this year
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We are all doing the best we can: a lesson in compassion
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Russian women must be horny... even their president's name is put in.
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Why is mrs. claus disappointed? because santa came early! i'll let myself out.
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What is the opposite of palindrom? ntscindrom hahaahhahaahahahahahahahahahaaahaahaha
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Rim fire development held back in yosemite by california firefighters
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You heard about the guy who stole that calendar right? he got 12 months ...i'll see myself out
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U.s. olympian deletes selfie with ivanka trump: 'i was tired of reading the hate'
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One in 5 american kids are on food stamps
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What does a trumpet player use as contraception? his personality.
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Romans were rich, romans had feasts! but for the love of god stay away from their priests!
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What do you call a gay sailor who happens to have a cold? phlegmbuoyant.
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Seth meyers: 'it feels like i’m binge-watching' donald trump's presidency
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Why do black people always have nightmares? because we shot the last one that had a dream.
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Have you ever heard a carthaginian ambulance? dido, dido, dido, dido, dido!
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This dad just proved a sexist double standard without saying a word
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I've successfully made a time machine thank you kind stranger for giving me gold
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I tried a new shampoo that adds extra volume but i found it too loud.
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Immigration enforcers, unleashed by trump, can finally ‘do our jobs again’
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These psychedelic cave photos will make you wonder why you spend your days above ground
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Ingenious hack turns amazon dash button into trump-fighting machine
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London police officer fatally stabbed in terror attack identified as 15-year veteran
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You can now fat-shame a redditor and not feel butt hurt about it
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Why can't you trust anything matter says? because it makes up everything.
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Susan sarandon calls oklahoma governor a 'horrible person' for not stopping execution
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Trainer: ok, lets warm up 1st....wait, where are you going!? me: tanning bed
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How cake became the favorite mode for debate over lgbt rights, other issues
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Aap endorses gay marriage. so why am i so annoyed?
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Why wasn't sean connery standing? he had to shit.
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Brand tibet china's and tibetan exiles' contrasting narratives on tibet
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Did you hear about the blonde identical twins? they couldn't tell each other apart.
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Isis burns oil field east of tikrit in defensive maneuver, witness says
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Before twitter, i used to be stupid in the privacy of my own mind.
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Cholesterol levels improving in u.s. adults, study shows
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Tori spelling blogs about daughter hattie's first word
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Pope francis performs impromptu wedding ceremony aboard papal plane
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Hawaii pulls the plug on embattled health insurance exchange
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When chris angle levitated in front of chuck norris, chuck norris just laughed and flew away.
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Whats the difference between 3 big cocks and a joke? your mom can't take a joke.
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It’s time for democrats to get off the trump train
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How do you give a hill billy a circumcision? you kick his sister in the jaw.
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Hey, ladies, if you look like a snake swallowed a rib cage you're too skinny.
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It's so cold outside, i actually saw a gangster pull his pants up.
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Antibiotic resistance poses 'catastrophic threat' to medicine, says britain's top health official
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Nbc obtains video claiming to show anti-isis raid that killed u.s. operative
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How do you keep someone waiting i'll post the answer tomorrow
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I'm sorry, you'll have to repeat that. i'm not fluent in nonsense.
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Ive noticed that black people love boomboxes im not racist or anything, its just their stereotype
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Steve irwin died as he lived... with animals in his heart.
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Q: what do you do with a green ghoul? a: wait until it ripens.
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Lochte turns up late for his brazil hearing... very sorry your honour, i got held up
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What's the difference between a whore and nickleback? a whore doesn't always suck cock.
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Two shitty jokes what's brown and sticky? a stick. what's brown and rhymes with snoop? dr. dre.
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My father got crushed by a falling piano. his funeral was very low key.
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Ixtapa and zihuatanejo go from pirates to pilates
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Just read a book on helium. couldn't put it down.
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High-fructose corn syrup may be worse for you than sugar, study finds
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Just saw a woman with a banksy tattoo. she must be a really deep sleeper!
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What do you call a blonde with brown hair? artificial intelligence
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Does anyone actually know the secret to good click-bait titles?
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Trippy fractals capture the kaleidoscopic beauty of architecture
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The three modes of communication telephone, telegraph and tell a woman
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Hank hill is into bdsm because he is pro-pain.
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I like my men how i like my rum smooth, dark, rich, and with a bunch of coke.
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Golden state forces a game 7 in epic come-from-behind victory
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Your jokes are only as funny as someone else's sense of humor.
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What does a whistle-blower do during a russian blizzard? nothing, he's snowden.
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71% of all statistics are ... ...made up
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Did you read the book the history of glue? i couldn't put it down!
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For liberal billionaire tom steyer, it’s all about that base
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Huffpost rise: what you need to know on january 21
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Hope hicks told president that trump jr.'s emails ‘will never get out’: report
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Shout out to the people who... don't know what the opposite of in is
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When i heard about ferguson.. ...i assumed it related to sir alex ferguson
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Portugal defeats france 1-0 to win euro 2016 championship
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Why i'm so grateful for a purple beach shovel
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If the swiss army knife is so good.... how come the swiss army never fights?
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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? nothing, they were both stuck up bitches
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How did the nervous female organ that was going to hollywood feel? they were overreacting.
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Here's proof christmas has already begun, thanks to mariah carey
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I changed my mind wife: i changed my mind... husband: does the new one work?
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How many nymphomaniacs does it take to screw in a light-bulb? as many as will fit.
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Fighting childhood obesity.... ....is as easy as taking candy from a baby.
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Obama's visit: cementing the alliance with the gulf and the détente with iran
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A white mother's reaction to 'dear white moms'
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What do you call a running chicken? poultry in motion.
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Distressed vikings fan's sign proves just how devastating sports can be
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What do a fly and a boner have in common? you can't go to sleep without whacking it.
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Let’s be honest… none of us are perfect
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Inkhosikati lambikiza, 'first lady' of swaziland, is our new style queen (photos)
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