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Man accused of stealing $5 in snacks died in jail as he waited for space at mental hospital
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Katie nolan shuts down all the idiots who have a problem with a female nfl coach
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What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory? a dill-doe
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Fashion designer l'wren scott found dead in nyc apartment
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The best and worst time to sell a house, plus home staging tips (photos)
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Meditation in action: how to tap into your creativity
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Provigil: narcolepsy drug being taken by people without the sleep disorder
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Lot18 tasting room is the first wine club to get it right
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Hey baby, is that a gun in my pocket? get in the van.
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Terrible news: dsm-5 refuses to reduce overdiagnosis of 'somatic symptom disorder'
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Hedgehogs... why can't they just share the hedge?
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Life is like a cup of coffe. dark and bitter.
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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke? bawdy wash.
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Ryan gosling and bradley cooper: the place beyond the pines
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23 inspiring women who are blazing trails for the lgbt community
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Why are white people bad at chess? they think all the white pieces are kings.
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Noah cyrus talks new tattoos, new album, and having a famous family
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What type of file would you use to make a small hole bigger? pedophile
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Donald trumps favorite movie is e. t. because the fucking alien went back home!
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Hey girl are your parents retarded? because you're special.
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2 rules to be successful 1) don't tell everyone everything you know. 2)
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Joseph schooling receives a hero's welcome upon returning to singapore
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Putin says russia must strengthen to ward off nato drive
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Why are gardeners good at spreading religion. because they can plant churches.
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These new york mets fans are expert chicago cubs trolls
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Why i want to be my autistic daughter
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How rape culture and racism combine to hurt asian women
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Yes, milk from cows tastes nice. but to the person that first found that out..you have issues bro
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Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? their making headlines!
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My wife and i were supposed to have a conversation about my erectile disfunction. it never came up.
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How do you know you're at a gay bbq? .. the hotdogs taste like shit.
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If satan ever loses his hair, there will be hell toupee.
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I really think miracle whip lowered the bar for what constitutes a miracle.
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Forgive me, for i have sinned. same time tomorrow?
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This instagram account shames skinny women for posing with food
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I'll kiss a close talker just to teach them a lesson.
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'the deer hunter' and 'reckless': hollywood briefly comes to the factory valleys (photos)
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This fan's tears are fast and furious after meeting the rock
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Obama: deaths of marines in chattanooga shooting 'heartbreaking'
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Lindsey graham says republicans risk getting 'burned' on benghazi issue
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Everything you need to know before you try trail running
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Who are the fastest readers on earth? 9/11 victims.... they can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those that can extrapolate from missing information.
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'little book of big ideas' is smaller than a safety pin, wiser than you
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It seems those trump supporters... have some egg on their faces
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5 creative ways to give marriage advice to newlyweds
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How many rothchilds does it take to change a light bulb? there still working on it...
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Don't trust anyone that orders a medium pizza....
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7 things people dressed up for in our grandparents' day
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Amazing encino, california home once owned by supertramp's rick davies can be all yours (photos)
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How to gain 70 pounds for a twin pregnancy
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After one year of practice i attempt my first gangnam style dance in front of my coworkers
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What do you call a struggling artist? baroque.
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The rio 2016 volunteer who sets the pace in the olympic velodrome
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Fishtail braid video teaches this beauty novice (video)
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Ellie day says not to blame lebron james for scary courtside collision
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Explain joke what is a bee's favorite game? hive and seek
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What's the song that coldplay wrote for you? yellow. *phil answers phone*
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What do you say when god sneezes? go bless yourself.
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These are the companies with the worst customer service
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What do you call a nomadic caveman? a meanderthal.
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I'm naming my new exercise regime 'brexit'. it's the quickest way to lose pounds.
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Why did the alcoholic comedian quit performing? he couldn't handle the boos.
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Which teachers care the most about their students? math teachers, because every student counts.
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Gf: just fyi, my dad teaches at the naval academy does my belly button look weird to you?
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Top saudi cleric says iran leaders not muslims as hajj row mounts
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Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again.
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Ethiopia how do you start a rave in ethiopia? stable bread to the ceiling.
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Street art just got more dangerous in egypt, but artists are getting more creative
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30 years ago, bill murray called a full cubs game and it was glorious
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6 new mers cases in saudi arabia and uae
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After his wedding, chuck norris sent you're welcome cards to all of his guests.
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Why are americans so bad at league of legends? because they can't protect their towers
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If you can fit all your liquor in a cabinet i question your commitment to alcohol.
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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window? she was mentally ill!!!!!!
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Bahrain takes severe hit at upr in geneva
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What's the difference between bmw and a porky pine? the porky pine has the prick on the outside.
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I'm afraid my pet's going to die soon - he's already 14,000,000 in rock-years
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I wrote a book about my car it was an auto-biography
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Will chikungunya fever in the caribbean spread to the us?
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Preparing president obama for the international aids conference, july 2012
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I backed a horse at 10/1 yesterday... it came in at quarter past 4.
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Adult: someone who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle.
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Fema contractor failed to deliver millions of meals to puerto rico: lawmakers
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The opposite of spongebob squarepants is towelweave circleshorts
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Why don't we have family leave policies for high school students?
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Ellen page and co-host ian daniel open up about confronting prejudice while filming 'gaycation'
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So much for 'letting the people decide' the supreme court nominee
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I want to be a brick layer, i'm shittin bricks left and right.haha
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This company's chips are already in your house. ibm wants to connect them to the internet.
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Why can't you see elephants hiding in trees? they're really good at it
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Man food: father's day recipes that aren't just steaks and burgers
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Man claiming to be prince's son requests dna test
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Wanna feel old? 1990 was 40 years ago.
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My plan if there is a draft: put a coat on.
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For god's sex, stop making fun of my english. #whereenglishfails
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Why can't you hear michelle pfeiffer in the bathroom? because the p is silent.
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Elian gonzalez reacts to fidel castro's death on cuban state tv
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Cheating husband: slate's 'dear prudence' tackles tough question on infidelity
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With democrats on the offensive, neil gorsuch takes the stand in the senate
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