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Joey ... Switzerland ?
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neutral
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Plus , y'know , I think it should be Joe .
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neutral
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Y'know , Joey makes me sound like I 'm , I dunno , this big .
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neutral
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Which I 'm not .
|
neutral
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Joe ... Joe ... Joe ... Stalin ?
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neutral
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Stalin ... Stalin ... do I know that name ? It sounds familiar .
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neutral
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Well , it does not ring a bell with me ...
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neutral
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Joe Stalin. Y'know , that 's pretty good .
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positive
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Might wan na try Joseph .
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neutral
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Joseph Stalin. I think you 'd remember that !
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positive
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Oh yes ! Bye Bye Birdie , starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof .
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positive
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Are you kidding ?
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positive
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Okay , look .
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neutral
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I-I studied evolution .
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positive
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Remember , evolution ?
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positive
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Monkey into man ?
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negative
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Plus , I ’ m a doctor , and I had a monkey .
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neutral
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I ’ m Doctor Monkey !
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negative
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I ’ m not arguing with that .
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neutral
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All right , I ’ ve heard enough. I ’ ve made my decision .
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neutral
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You are both idiots .
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negative
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The joke is not funny , and it ’ s offensive to women , and doctors , and monkeys !
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negative
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You shouldn ’ t be arguing over who gets credit , you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world !
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negative
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Now let it go !
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negative
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The joke sucks !
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negative
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It ’ s your joke .
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neutral
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Is not .
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negative
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Hey everybody , Rachel was so good today. She did n't gossip at all .
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positive
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I didn ’ t !
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positive
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Even when I found out…umm , all right , well let 's just say I found something out something about someone and let 's just say she 's gon na keep it .
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neutral
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Hey , Pheebs ! Check-check this out .
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positive
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Ooh , you nailed the Old Lady !
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positive
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Yeah listen so , I thought I was getting better , so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and
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neutral
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Did you , did you
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negative
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No .
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neutral
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Give me your hands. Strings. Gim me it ! Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar ?
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negative
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Yes !
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positive
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Then do n't touch one ! !
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negative
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Really ? You'd-you 'd do that for me ? !
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positive
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Yeah !
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positive
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Thanks !
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positive
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All right , we 'll start off slow. The only thing you have to do tonight is come up with the name of your main character .
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neutral
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Done !
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positive
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And it ca n't be Joey .
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neutral
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It 's not .
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neutral
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Or Joseph .
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neutral
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Oh .
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neutral
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Hi !
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neutral
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Hi ! Hey , Pete you ’ re back ! Hey , check this out .
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positive
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Wow ! Skates !
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positive
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Wow ! You ’ re a lot sturdier that Chandler. He crumpled like a piece of paper. So how was you ’ re trip ?
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positive
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Well ...
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neutral
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Oh , what ’ d ya bring me ? !
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positive
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Awww , hotel toiletries from Japan .
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positive
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Oh , these are gon na go in my permanent collection .
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positive
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You want some coffee ?
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neutral
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Yeah , sure , that ’ d be great .
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neutral
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Regular or decaf ?
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neutral
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Ah , which ever is closest .
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neutral
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Okay .
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neutral
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So ask me what I did today .
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neutral
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So what did you do today Pete ?
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neutral
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I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef .
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positive
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What ? ! Oh .
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positive
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Hi .
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neutral
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Hey .
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neutral
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Where 've you been ?
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neutral
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At the vet .
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neutral
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She 's not gon na make you wear one of those big plastic cones , is she ?
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negative
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She says Marcel 's humping thing 's not a phase. Apparently he 's reached sexual maturity .
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negative
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Hey ! He beat ya .
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positive
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She says as time goes on , he 's gon na start getting agressive and violent .
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negative
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So what does this mean ?
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neutral
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I 'm gon na have to give him up .
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negative
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Aww man ! I can ’ t believe I locked myself out again !
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negative
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Hang on buddy !
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negative
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Oh my God ! What happened here ? Did you do all this ?
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positive
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I sure did .
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neutral
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But we have n't seen each other since then. Well I land in China , guess who 's in charge of the dig .
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positive
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Julie ! Julie , is n't that great ? I mean , is n't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch , spit-on-your-neck fantastic ?
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positive
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May I come in ?
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neutral
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Uh , yeah , if you want too .
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neutral
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Do
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neutral
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Yeah , sure ?
|
neutral
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So do I .
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neutral
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Okay Rach , before anything happens I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules .
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neutral
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This is just about tonight .
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neutral
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I do n't to go through with this if it 's going to raise the question of `` Us . ''
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neutral
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I just want this to be about what it is !
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positive
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And um , what-what is that Ross ?
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neutral
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The physical act of love .
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positive
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What ? ! Are you crazy ?
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positive
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Oh so-so you were n't trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness ?
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positive
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Oh God , you saw me ? ! Oh !
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positive
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You were n't trying to entice me with your nakedness .
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positive
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Noo ! ! No ! You thought , you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you ? !
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negative
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No ! No ! No ! No-no-no-no .
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positive
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Ah Joey .
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neutral
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Joey Tribbiani .
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neutral
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Listen Joey , I got a problem , I just got a call from my dance captain , he 's having a relationship crisis and ca n't get out of Long Island .
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neutral
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